Ozzy and Jack's World Detour 2x3

1. I don't know anything about cowboy hats.

2. What color would you go for?

3. - Like, you like the straw vibe?

4. No, off.

5. - No.

6. - A pink hat? That's a woman's hat, Dad.

7. That's a woman's hat.

8. You've got a bit of a history with dressing like a cowboy.

9. - No.

10. - Like there's this one. There's that photo.

11. Look at that panty dropper right there.

12. Breaking hearts left and right.

13. This is the coup de grace of cowboys.

14. No one rocks red sexy cowboy boots like you do.

15. - Really?

16. - That's preposterous.

17. - That's a good one.

18. Well, there you go.

19. Let's see. How's this look?

20. That'll do.

21. - You put me on your roof and then you'll get

22. a full basic cable package.

23. - My name is Jack Osbourne.

24. World adventurer, thrill seeker, and adrenaline junkie.

25. And this is my dad, Ozzy.

26. Heavy metal God.

27. Are you ready?

28. - Prince of Darkness.

29. And loving grandfather.

30. Growing up, my dad was away from home a lot touring,

31. and we missed hanging out.

32. So now we've decided to hit the road together

33. and make up for lost time,

34. traveling from Florida to Alaska,

35. taking in all the beauty.

36. Wow.

37. - And the bizarre that America has to offer.

38. - What the is that?

39. - There are no roadies, no tour buses, no boundaries.

40. - All aboard!

41. - Welcome to "Ozzy & Jack's World Detour."

42. - Let's rock and roll.

43. - Well, we are in Texas, and everything is bigger

44. in Texas, except for me.

45. I'm still 5'8".

46. The argument slash debate is continuing about what

47. to do now that the RV has died.

48. Dad is adamant about wanting another vintage RV,

49. but a vintage camper is not going to get us up to Alaska.

50. I'm sorry. It's just not gonna happen.

51. Anyhow, you know, I'm gonna call this the crime

52. and punishment portion of World Detour.

53. Very macabre, because we're gonna go to a body farm.

54. I was researching this place online that

55. acquires human bodies and leaves them out in

56. different kind of environments to study decomposition.

57. I think my dad's gonna like it.

58. I hope he likes it.

59. It's pretty morbid, and he likes the morbid,

60. so let's not mess with Texas.

61. Yeehaw.

62. Good morning.

63. - Good morning, son.

64. - Have you had some coffee?

65. - So, Mum told me you had her calling

66. some band or something?

67. - Yeah. What's up with that?

68. - Well, it's a mariachi band. They do Black Sabbath covers.

69. - Sure.

70. - You got a bat in the cave.

71. Dad, you got a booger.

72. - There you go. You're good.

73. - Go on. What else?

74. - So, we have to have the conversation,

75. what are we gonna do about the RV?

76. - Yeah. But the thing sucked to drive, Dad.

77. - It sucks to drive?

78. - Yeah.

79. - Well, who?

80. - It's fun. I mean —

81. - It just — it comes down to like

82. do we spend 50 to 70 grand on one

83. that's been totally kitted out and is awesome.

84. - Yeah, but when you buy a new one,

85. they have warranties, and they have like AAA

86. can actually turn up and be like,

87. oh, yeah, we can fix this.

88. - Can you imagine breaking down in the middle of

89. the Yukon at 2:00 in the morning

90. in one of those things?

91. - Well, live a little.

92. - Live a little?

93. - How about this?

94. You picked that one, let me pick the next one.

95. - New one?

96. - Yeah.

97. - I'm sensing some anger from you.

98. I have a solution.

99. So considering I feel like you've got some

100. pent up frustration over the dying of the RV,

101. we're gonna go somewhere right now called the Anger Room.

102. And the Anger Room is a room that you can go in

103. and just destroy anything you want.

104. - It releases anger.

105. - You're angry.

106. - Mm-hmm.

107. - No. You just destroy a room.

108. - So what makes you angry?

109. - I tend to take things too personally.

110. - Yeah.

111. - I get angry with myself a lot.

112. - Do you find — do you get angry when you're told no?

113. - Oh, yeah.

114. - Yeah. No one likes hearing no.

115. I remember like as a kid, I just remember feeling

116. like really angry as like an early teenager.

117. I would just have to destroy.

118. - All right. This is merry old, ye old Anger Room.

119. Hello.

120. - Hello! - Hello.

121. - Welcome to the Anger Room. You have an appointment?

122. - Osbourne, Jack.

123. - Yes, it works.

124. I wouldn't be in business if it didn't.

125. - I like the instruments of destruction.

126. - Do you now? Y'all ready?

127. - I'm feeling pretty angry today, so —

128. - You don't look like you're pretty angry today.

129. - I — well, this is the problem.

130. I internalize anger and I need to get it out.

131. - Let's go ahead and get it on out.

132. All right, Jack.

133. Be careful with your watch.

134. - Okay. I will take it off.

135. - Yes.

136. - You might want to take off all jewelry and-

137. - Yeah, okay.

138. - Don't take the finger off with it.

139. - Yeah. Leave your finger on there.

140. - Leave it on.

141. Oh, there you go.

142. - Dad, don't turn your hand blue.

143. - If it's stuck, just let it stay.

144. - If it's stuck, leave it on, Dad.

145. - You need to get that thing resized.

146. This could be good.

147. I didn't realize a tennis racket could be such a good —

148. - Is it a little bit snug?

149. - You think you're ready, Jack?

150. - I think so.

151. Do a lot of people just start like

152. crying when they're doing it?

153. - Yes.

154. - Really?

155. Like some people like legitimately like —

156. - Just bawl. Just bawl all over the place.

157. - Is that a real Lucille?

158. - Yes. This is a real Lucille.

159. - That's a Lucille.

160. There's a show called "The Walking Dead,"

161. and the bad guy in it uses that to smash people's heads in.

162. - The guy that makes her, he sent her to us

163. and told us she would not break in our location.

164. Well, as you can see, she did not make it.

165. - R. I. P, Lucille.

166. - So you guys are about to enter the Anger Room,

167. and the Anger Room is basically a place

168. where people come to break.

169. That's what you're here for.

170. You're here to break.

171. That's what we're gonna do.

172. So everything that comes into the

173. Anger Room is donated to us.

174. - Okay.

175. - And then we have you guys break it up,

176. and then we recycle it all.

177. - Okay.

178. - Now, we can't recycle any of that stuff unless you

179. break it down into the smallest pieces possible.

180. - Okay.

181. - And I don't want to be able to recognize what it used to be.

182. - Whoa.

183. So I just want to point out,

184. there's a couple vacuum cleaners here.

185. I got them just for you.

186. - I know you do.

187. - tired of looking at it.

188. - All right. Ready to have at it.

189. - You go first.

190. - No, you go first.

191. - No, you go. - No, you go first.

192. - Okay.

193. - Are you getting angry now?

194. - No.

195. - Okay.

196. - You'll know if I get angry.

197. Bang!

198. You know, what the was that all about?

199. - I think you're angry. Let me have at it.

200. You ever trashed a hotel room?

201. - I've broke hotel rooms up.

202. - I remember you had a tantrum on a private plane

203. when you didn't want to do the gig,

204. and we were on the tarmac and you like,

205. I'm not doing the gig.

206. And you like were throwing around.

207. - toilet.

208. - You took that toilet down.

209. You turned it to dust.

210. There was like nothing —

211. you were like, I don't even know what that was.

212. There's no computer, there's no monitor,

213. and now you don't have to clean up either.

214. There's no vacuum cleaners.

215. - I'm done. Oh, wait, there's a bowl.

216. - I'm soaking wet.

217. When you're that tired from breaking up.

218. - You're not angry.

219. - You're too tired to be angry.

220. - I could have easily like had a nap after that.

221. It felt good. Thank you, sir.

222. - Thank y'all for my house up.

223. - Roll — rolling.

224. Today we're on the road to the body farm.

225. We're gonna go this section and there's

226. about 20 bodies just strewn across this little field.

227. Very morbid. I'm very intrigued.

228. We are in the middle of nowhere.

229. - It's the wild west.

230. So I looked into that body farm that you asked me for.

231. - You sure?

232. - Abso—lutely.

233. - We're still going.

234. - I mean, I've seen dead people before,

235. and it ain't a pretty sight.

236. - Ah.

237. Yup,

238. And you just farted, great.

239. You stinky bastard.

240. - There's the cop.

241. - Doing all right.

242. Here's my ID, and I'm with an out-of-state police department.

243. I have my weapon on me.

244. - Yes, sir.

245. - We're filming a TV show.

246. - Oh, you're Ozzy.

247. - Yeah.

248. - Can you step out for me?

249. - Sure.

250. - And you're — you're Jack?

251. - Yes, sir.

252. - We're passing through. We're going to —

253. - Yep.

254. - Oh, okay.

255. - You go on and be safe though.

256. - All right. Absolutely.

257. I thought we were about to get

258. arrested then.

259. - They are not small men.

260. I would not want to with them.

261. Here you go. He's huge.

262. - No. It's pretty funny when you start

263. meeting these, like, blue-collar, like,

264. firefighters and cops,

265. how many of them are huge fans of yours.

266. - It sure does.

267. Gets you out of parking tickets.

268. - Oh, yeah.

269. - I love how quiet you got. You were just like this.

270. - So like what happened?

271. - Okay then.

272. So, what do you think about the body farm?

273. - The doctor is named Dr. Bytheway.

274. - Listen, out of — if anyone's gonna get a

275. fake name, I highly doubt they're gonna pick,

276. hmm, you know what, I'm gonna go Bytheway.

277. - So the doctor who was in charge

278. of the body farm, her name was Dr. Bytheway.

279. - Exactly. I thought — I was like, okay,

280. am I reading this wrong?

281. I thought, is it Blytheway?

282. But apparently it's Bytheway.

283. - What's her first name?

284. - Doctor.

285. By the way.

286. - I'm glad you're enjoying yourself over that.

287. - So it'll be interesting,

288. I want to talk to this woman about,

289. you know, how they can tell, like, what blunt trauma

290. looks like on bones, and — and also she's gonna

291. teach us about how to tell information on skulls.

292. Oh, look, we're approaching.

293. There's vibes in these woods.

294. Can you feel death?

295. - Do you think there's bodies in these forests, Dad?

296. Like, are you prepared for this?

297. - Apparently they got one delivered five days ago.

298. - Dead end.

299. Oh no, it says "Road Ends."

300. They probably had that removed.

301. Oh, here we go. Dead End.

302. Death is nigh.

303. Center for Biological Field Studies.

304. Pleasant name for what this actually is.

305. Oh, this is weird. Oh, this just feels weird.

306. This feels weird. This feels weird.

307. This feels weird. This feels weird.

308. - We'll ask if they get many trick-or-treaters.

309. Hello.

310. - Good afternoon. Come on in.

311. - Hi, how's it going? I'm Jack.

312. - Hi, Jack. Dr. Bytheway.

313. - Nice to meet you, Dr. Bytheway.

314. When we first met Dr. Bytheway,

315. I felt really uncomfortable saying her name

316. because I thought I might actually laugh.

317. - I was like, I was Doctor, Doctor.

318. - Glad to have you here.

319. Well, this is our prep lab here where bodies

320. are brought in here.

321. We also do some research in here.

322. - So what — what is the primary purpose

323. of this research facility?

324. - The main focus is to do human decomposition

325. studies to help solve crimes.

326. So come on in and I'll show you a couple

327. things we have here.

328. Isn't this beautiful?

329. - That looks very, very old.

330. - You are very, very right.

331. If you don't know skeletal stuff,

332. you don't know if it's old or new, yeah.

333. - New, yeah. Yeah.

334. If you were walk into a room and someone

335. just had a table of skulls,

336. could you look at it and go,

337. that's a man, that's a woman, that's a man, that's a woman?

338. Or do you need a minute to kind of —

339. - There's a couple things you can tell,

340. even on, like, looking at you.

341. Right here between your eyebrows you have a bump there,

342. and if you look at these males here,

343. they have this bump.

344. Typical of a male.

345. - Mm-hmm.

346. - You can also tell ancestry.

347. If you look at their eye socket,

348. if you look at a white guy or European ancestry,

349. can you see how the corner of the eye is pulled down?

350. - It's almost like a teardrop.

351. - Yeah. Almost like a teardrop, yeah.

352. And then in Asian or Hispanic,

353. they look really square.

354. - Interesting.

355. - So those are some of the things

356. that I train law enforcements,

357. train students, that kind of thing.

358. - Yeah. I mean, when I was doing research,

359. I had no idea that Texas was such

360. the destination to learn about criminal forensics.

361. - Is that right?

362. - Yeah. Any crime scene forensics.

363. - Wow.

364. - Yeah.

365. - This is an interesting one I thought

366. I would show you. This is a male.

367. See these bumps on the ribs?

368. - Arthritis.

369. - These are all fractures. Look at this one here.

370. - Was in he in like a bad accident or something?

371. - He was in a very bad accident.

372. - Do you know what the accident was that he had?

373. - Motorcycle.

374. - Wow. Okay.

375. - Fracture there. One there, one there.

376. - Oh, yeah.

377. - Yeah. Healing fractures. So those were fractures —

378. - From previous.

379. - Yes. And this is one that's a newer one,

380. because the body responds by laying down this bone,

381. like, oh my gosh, we gotta stop that,

382. and then it starts smoothing it out over time.

383. Can I show you some other items over here?

384. - Sure.

385. - This is a case that I've been working on over here.

386. - How often do you guys get body donations in?

387. - Two a week.

388. - And how does it work?

389. Is it a thing like families will be like,

390. hey we want to donate, or is it in people's kind of,

391. you know, death plan kind of thing?

392. - Yeah. Well, a lot of different ways.

393. We've had prisoners that have been donated,

394. but the family has authorized that.

395. - Mm-hmm.

396. - In the state of Texas, after ten days if the body

397. has not been claimed, they can dispose

398. of the body to, you know, donating.

399. - Between about 16 and 18.

400. - Yeah. He was found in a field.

401. - And no one knows how or why he died?

402. - We laid the clothing out and could see

403. multiple stab wounds to the shirt.

404. - Let me talk you through my thought process behind it.

405. You love true crime.

406. - Yeah.

407. - You love CSI stuff.

408. - Yeah.

409. - You are the Prince of Darkness.

410. - Yeah.

411. - So I figured let's go to the body farm.

412. - No.

413. - Would y'all like to go out to

414. our research lab out in the back?

415. - Okay.

416. - I have a lot of other cool stuff I want to show you.

417. - So as I remember it, we kind of came through

418. the gate, and we like first went left down this one,

419. and it was fine.

420. There was a couple of bones.

421. There was a bit of a weird musky smell,

422. but it really wasn't that bad.

423. - So these are some of our newer bodies that we placed.

424. - And then —

425. - When we turned that corner —

426. - We're gonna go to this one right here.

427. - The smell hit me.

428. - Oh, my God.

429. - These are some of our newer bodies

430. that we placed.

431. We're gonna go to this one right here.

432. - Oh, my God.

433. - God that place. Oh, God.

434. - We're studying how the body decomposes so

435. we can help law enforcement.

436. Most of the bodies here go into this sort of mummified —

437. - Is that because of the heat?

438. - And the solar radiation.

439. - Okay. I can just-

440. - I also told you.

441. - Yeah. Yeah, okay. You absolutely —

442. you can I told you so all day long.

443. You were right. A hundred percent.

444. Watch out. Bone.

445. - How long does it take for a body to completely decompose?

446. - Well, there's — it depends if they're in the house,

447. if they're outside, if it's in the winter,

448. if it's in the summer.

449. - Yeah, yeah.

450. - In the summer it can take a week to two weeks.

451. - Really? - Wow.

452. - Yeah. Yes.

453. - Wow.

454. - Can you see around the body, that black,

455. it almost looks burned?

456. - Yeah.

457. - That's just the fluids that have leached from the body.

458. - Wow.

459. - So if a scavenger were to pull this body away,

460. that would stay there for about a 100 to 200 days.

461. - So it's a footprint.

462. - Yeah. It's a footprint. Exactly.

463. - Interesting.

464. - Okay. I thought we'd take you around

465. and show you some fresher bodies.

466. - Okay.

467. - You okay with that?

468. - Yeah.

469. - And we have a car in there.

470. - We don't have anybody in there yet though.

471. - By the way, didn't you think Dr. Bytheway

472. was oddly relaxed.

473. - People with gross jobs, they get used to it in time.

474. You don't smell it like you used to anymore.

475. - And let me step in here and open this cage.

476. - We don't have to lift the cage.

477. - Wow.

478. - Wow.

479. - Okay. So —

480. - Do you ever get used to the smell?

481. - Yeah.

482. - You do?

483. - I don't smell anything, do you?

484. - Yeah.

485. - You do? - Yeah.

486. - It's fascinating, you know.

487. It's what's gonna happen to all of us.

488. - Oh.

489. - Oh.

490. - Getting a little squeamish there, Mr. Osbourne?

491. - Get me outta here.

492. - He's saying he'll stick to the skeletons.

493. - You like the dry stuff better?

494. - No. I don't like any of it.

495. - Dr. Bytheway was as cool as a cucumber.

496. There's like melting, rotting bodies and she's just like,

497. ba da da da da, like, and here's this and here's that,

498. and like she was so unaffected by it.

499. - Well, I'm glad y'all came here.

500. - Yeah. This is totally fantastic.

501. - Yeah.

502. - Good luck on the rest of your detour.

503. - We will, thank you. Appreciate it.

504. - Bye bye.

505. - Thank you. Bye.

506. - Ready to have some brisket?

507. - Thank you very much.

508. - Chicken for you, Ozzy.

509. - Talk about an appetite killer.

510. - I think I timed the body farm a little bit wrong.

511. Maybe we should've gone after we ate.

512. - disgusting.

513. - So this morning there was a knock on my door.

514. It was a man from the hotel holding a very, very large box.

515. The thing about this large box is that it came

516. from my friend Dingo, my buddy who worked for

517. Monster Energy and was at NASCAR and was our guide.

518. Why did he send this?

519. I can't quite figure that out.

520. There was no note.

521. I guess I'm gonna give it to Dad.

522. Hello.

523. - I don't know. Dingo sent it to me.

524. Dingo said it was something that he forgot

525. to give us while we were at the NASCAR race.

526. Hey, do me a favor.

527. Close your eyes and turn around.

528. Close your eyes and turn around!

529. All right.

530. - What's that?

531. - Technically it's meant to be you.

532. - So in NASCAR, I guess there's a thing

533. were people wear these big heads of the drivers.

534. - That's like — that's just like double layered.

535. - Okay.

536. - Love you too.

537. So we're heading to the saloon to see the

538. Black Sabbath cover band, Brown Sabbath, play.

539. - We have arrived.

540. Hey, man. How's it going?

541. - Good to see you. - Jack. Nice to meet you.

542. - How's it going?

543. - Pleasure to meet you, brother.

544. - It's my pleasure.

545. - What's going on? How you guys doing?

546. - Oh, we're doing great, man, you know.

547. - Nice to meet you.

548. - You know, warming up.

549. - So how long has Brown Sabbath been a band?

550. - For, yeah, three-and-a-half years.

551. - Oh, yeah?

552. - Yeah. We did a — it was supposed to be a one off

553. and next thing you know, you know, here we are.

554. - Very cool.

555. - Meeting the man himself.

556. - You're done? - Done done?

557. - Yeah.

558. - You're gonna do solo stuff, right?

559. - You working on a record right now?

560. - Yeah, yeah.

561. - Really?

562. - Well, in between doing this.

563. - Of course.

564. - Can we hear some stuff?

565. - Yeah, absolutely.

566. - We'd love to play for you.

567. - Cool.

568. - I mean, there is quite a few Sabbath cover bands

569. and Ozzy cover artists like Mac Sabbath,

570. the Black Sabbath cover band where

571. they dress up like McDonald's characters.

572. You've got Black Sabbitch,

573. which is an all-female Black Sabbath cover band.

574. You've got, well, Little Ozzy.

575. He's little, and he's Ozzy.

576. - Why can't I have Big Ozzy?

577. - Right here.

578. - You can off.

579. - Thank you.

580. - No really, thank you.

581. - Is there a tune you'd like to hear?

582. - "Sweet Leaf."

583. - All right. We can do that.

584. - All right now!

585. - That was awesome.

586. - Thank you.

587. - Yeah.

588. - Have y'all played chicken bingo before?

589. - There it is. That's the cage.

590. - You guys want to play some bingo?

591. - We'll have a little chicken bingo party.

592. - We can have a little wager.

593. - All right. Are you ready for your chicken bingo?

594. Chicken poop bingo.

595. They take a cage, they write numbers in squares.

596. They cover the cage with chicken feed.

597. They put a chicken in it and whatever number-

598. - Two chickens.

599. Whatever number the chicken on, if that —

600. - Hi, gentlemen.

601. Are you y'all ready to play some chicken bingo?

602. - I am ready for some chicken -age.

603. - All right. So your number is

604. gonna be handwritten on the back.

605. - Oh.

606. - If the chicken on your number —

607. - It's my lucky number too.

608. - You win $114 tax free. - Ooh.

609. - All right, gentlemen.

610. - Oh this is good. Eight's my lucky number.

611. - You're number 13.

612. I'm number 8. It's my lucky number too, so —

613. Where's the chicken?

614. - Chicken.

615. - Wherever the chicken lands first will be the winner,

616. so watch them closely.

617. - Chicken! Chicken!

618. I've never been so interested in seeing

619. a chicken in my life. I'm like come on!

620. - Right. Just spray and pray.

621. - There you go.

622. - Yeah! Come on. There you go.

623. Stand over that eight.

624. - Come on!

625. - Here it goes, here it goes! Nope, nope, nope!

626. - Come on, you're teasing us. You're teasing us!

627. - There we go.

628. - I'm like, all right, when is this chicken gonna?

629. - All they needed was a newspaper, a cigarette,

630. and a cup of coffee.

631. They'd have been good to go.

632. Come on!

633. Oh, oh, oh, there's some feathers ruffling.

634. All right, eight, eight! Just go!

635. - This way! - Come on, Loretta!

636. Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes!

637. - 34!

638. - Yeah, they were great.

639. It was a great little place, and I don't know,

640. it was a fun experience.

641. - The whole band was so great.

642. - They were really tight. It was awesome.

643. - And it was good fun.

644. - It was. It was pretty funny.

645. - And really genuinely nice people.

646. - So today we are going to Disaster City

647. at Texas A&M University where they train

648. government agencies and police and all that

649. how to survive disasters.

650. I think, for me, I'm massively interested in it.

651. We watch a lot of those true crime shows at home.

652. Maybe a part of me is secretly hoping Dad

653. will retire and become some kind of detective.

654. Probably never gonna happen.

655. He's too messy.

656. I think it's slightly amusing that, like,

657. people come to Texas to do Texas things

658. like football games and, you know.

659. - And we come to Texas to see disasters and dead bodies.

660. If this weather keeps up, you never know,

661. we might have our own disaster we'll have to get rescued from.

662. You watch a lot of true crime shows, right?

663. - Yeah.

664. - What was it about it that interests you?

665. - Would you ever like to be like a crime investigator?

666. - This morning I came up with a really good idea

667. for a scripted TV show.

668. It's about a retired rock and roll musician who becomes —

669. - Hold on. I haven't finished yet.

670. Who decides to become a crime scene investigator.

671. - Because he's been there and done that,

672. you know, and he's seen things that,

673. you know, the typical cop wouldn't.

674. - There's an ability that some people are

675. born with where they can see sound.

676. - I'm not. I'm not winding you up.

677. There's an actual name for it.

678. And so the idea is that he has that ability and so

679. he can tell like, well, no, there's no way that like —

680. - When you investigate crime,

681. you have to investigate well, who would've heard it.

682. How — like, who would've been in earshot.

683. - You've changed.

684. - What?

685. - Can't take you anywhere.

686. - Nuclear Science Road.

687. Do you think they do nuclear science on this road?

688. - No.

689. - Whoa, look at this, Dad.

690. You're missing it. You're drawing.

691. You're missing all the cool.

692. - What?

693. - Look. - What?

694. - airplanes and —

695. - Yeah. Whoa, look, Dad, fire.

696. - hell.

697. - Mm-hmm.

698. Is that the chief right there?

699. Chief Moore?

700. - Welcome to Brayton fire training facility.

701. Sorry about the weather.

702. - It's all good.

703. You guys got a nice fire going there.

704. We can warm up next to it.

705. - Yeah. We've got that one going.

706. We'll have a bunch going up and down the road.

707. What we're gonna first, we're gonna y'all

708. in the fire ground.

709. - Fun.

710. - Get you in bunker gear. - All right.

711. - Get you in a fire truck. - I'm into it.

712. - Okay, guys.

713. Jack, we're gonna actually let you drive this fire truck.

714. - Cool.

715. - Ozzy, I'll want you to get out on the other side,

716. and you're gonna climb up on this pump panel.

717. - Okay.

718. - Let's put out some fires.

719. - Y'all look like y'all have done this before.

720. - Definitely have not.

721. Might have started a few fires.

722. - When I was a kid,

723. my addiction was setting fires.

724. I love it.

725. - Me too.

726. - Oh, I used to set everything on fire. That was my thing.

727. - Set fire to them and, it was fun.

728. Let's play with fire.

729. - Do I need to have the same conversation

730. I had with you I had with Pearl?

731. Remember, you hold up the I.

732. - They weren't very comfortable.

733. - He's like, no wonder.

734. He's like, I don't know how you guys climb stairs in these.

735. - Now, what I'm gonna do is,

736. I'm gonna turn y'all over to the real firefighters.

737. - Okay.

738. - You want to borrow one?

739. - They've had five house fires.

740. - Like, it is bad.

741. - Yeah. These guys are really irresponsible,

742. so it's good that he's here.

743. - One was caused by a candle.

744. - I think four of the five have been candles, haven't they?

745. - One was an electrical fire,

746. and then there was another one with

747. a candle in that room.

748. And then there was another one.

749. - In Beverly Hills. Remember that one?

750. - Candle.

751. - Candle. And then there was the other candle.

752. - And every other night I find a candle that's still going.

753. It's just I'll wake up dead one morning.

754. - So we should learn how to combat this endemic problem.

755. Where we going, guys?

756. - How's it going?

757. Let's go do it.

758. Like "Backdraft." Remember "Backdraft"?

759. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

760. - I really got into like, oh, I want to be a firefighter.

761. - Oh, young people into the excitement of danger.

762. - Of course. I like dangerous It's fun.

763. - All right, John, roll 'em in.

764. This is awesome.

765. - Are you ready?

766. - All right.

767. Look at that!

768. - Wow.

769. - Now, that's a fire.

770. - All right, men, let's roll.

771. Ozzy needs to go to the engine.

772. - Pull up, sir.

773. There you go. We got you.

774. - All right. So what we're gonna do is

775. we're gonna take our big deluge gun

776. and we're gonna turn it over towards these rail cars.

777. Push that for me if you would. There you go.

778. - Okay.

779. - Keep it up.

780. Whoo hoo!

781. Oh! He's such a dick.

782. He's an.

783. We got drenched.

784. - Yeah. I mean, it literally felt like someone pushing you.

785. - Hey, he's telling you you're number one in his heart.

786. - It's not that I take it seriously.

787. I like to learn stuff. You can't learn things —

788. - Oh, come on, this is not an educational program.

789. It's just Ozzy and his son Jack

790. going 'round the world.

791. - Did you enjoy that?

792. - Oh, yeah.

793. - Yeah, you did a good a job.

794. - Thank you.

795. - You. You, I'm gonna throw you in that water.

796. Yeah, look, these are some big guys you just pissed off.

797. That was awesome.

798. Now you know what to do next time the kitchen catches fire.

799. You get one of those things and just blast the kitchen.

800. Thanks, guys. That was rad.

801. - It's on the back of the truck, in the car, you want to get it.

802. - Okay.

803. - What you gonna do with that, we're gonna set it on fire.

804. - You could've worn it on the plane.

805. - Behold the burnable head. Oh, look at that thing.

806. You got a little mini flamethrower.

807. Right here? Right here?

808. - Burn!

809. - Could use one of those at home to light the fire.

810. - Yeah. Dad's like, can I get one of those.

811. - All right.

812. - Yes, you've burned up. That's it.

813. Game over.

814. Well, that was definitely an interesting

815. way to spend an afternoon.

816. Them fireman shoes were really heavy.

817. This thing is a joke.

818. You keep spilling, knocking over.

819. I want to get my RV back.

820. - If we can't find a GMC that's worth a,

821. are you okay with a new one?

822. - No. I don't want a new one.

823. What's the point? I might as well get a bus.

824. - All right. Should we get a bus?

825. - Oh, no.

826. - What about something new that is similar to the GMC?

827. - Okay. Same shape, yeah?

828. - Yeah. We could find one in a similar shape, but newer.

829. - Okay.

830. - Let's sing songs.