Ozzy and Jack's World Detour 2x2

1. - Well, we have some tragic news.

2. We just pulled into Atlanta,

3. and our beautiful Boogie Wagon went

4. sputter sputter, cough cough, crash, bang, dead.

5. And we are currently in the yard of a mechanic shop

6. that had to tow us.

7. - I think this is more of a scrap yard.

8. - Yeah.

9. - I called David Turner

10. who we're supposed to meet here in Georgia,

11. I called him and now he's gonna come get us

12. a little bit earlier.

13. - I might add to that it happened to us

14. because you insisted on buying a 41-year-old trailer.

15. - It wasn't Robert.

16. We did right by Robert.

17. - I will take this.

18. - Wow. That's very brave of you.

19. - Do these have, like, bad vibes too?

20. - Bad things have happened to people.

21. I mean, some things like people have

22. gotten arrested, relatives dying,

23. marriages breaking up.

24. It's all over the spectrum.

25. - He's just watching us with his cold, black, eyes.

26. We're waiting on David to get here,

27. probably by 7:30 or 8:00.

28. - Well, okay.

29. The bus was gone before we got Robert, right?

30. We bought Robert, and then it went wrong.

31. - There could be no correlation.

32. The verdict's still out.

33. - My name is Jack Osbourne.

34. World adventurer,

35. thrill seeker,

36. and adrenaline junkie.

37. And this is my dad, Ozzy.

38. Heavy metal God,

39. Are you ready?

40. - Prince of Darkness.

41. And loving grandfather.

42. Growing up, my dad was away from home a lot touring,

43. and we missed hanging out.

44. So now we've decided to hit the road together

45. and make up for lost time,

46. traveling from Florida to Alaska,

47. taking in all the beauty.

48. Wow.

49. - And the bizarre that America has to offer.

50. - What the is that?

51. - There are no roadies,

52. no tour buses,

53. no boundaries.

54. - All aboard!

55. - Welcome to "Ozzy & Jack's World Detour."

56. - Let's rock and roll.

57. - So we've left Florida,

58. and now we are in Georgia,

59. just on the outskirts of Atlanta.

60. Wow.

61. - Now, Georgia is home of many things,

62. including the origins of NASCAR.

63. Now, I used to want to be a racecar driver

64. when I was younger.

65. I thought that would be like the coolest job ever.

66. A friend of mine told me if I'm coming to Georgia,

67. I need to look up a guy named David Turner.

68. This guy knows everything about NASCAR,

69. stockcar racing and its origin.

70. So that was our plan,

71. but our camper has broken down,

72. and I'm not sure if it's fixable.

73. Fingers crossed though because

74. Dad really loves this camper.

75. Fortunately for us, I called David Turner.

76. He doesn't live too far from here,

77. so he's gonna come pick us up.

78. We just gotta wait till he gets here.

79. Yee-haw.

80. - At least it got us to the general vicinity.

81. - Oh, who bought the piece of?

82. - It was not Bobby D.

83. I'm gonna say it was just the green.

84. - You're walking on thin ice there, bud.

85. - You're walking on- I'm sorry.

86. He can't control himself.

87. - Ahh!

88. - You're gonna wake up

89. and he's gonna be crawling up your body.

90. - Well, we're close enough

91. to where David can pick us up.

92. We'll reassess from there-

93. - Uh, I think this is-

94. - David?

95. - The crazy train's here.

96. - How are you, sir?

97. - How you doing? - Very well.

98. - Ozzy, how you doing?

99. - Y'all ready to take a ride?

100. - Let's do it!

101. - That's the prettiest color there is.

102. The color of money.

103. - He hates green, especially in cars.

104. - Green Lightning.

105. Look at this thing.

106. Do you like to go fast?

107. - Not as much as he. He does.

108. I am a hotrod junkie.

109. Man, this thing is fast.

110. - I like the need for speed.

111. You don't like speed too much, do you?

112. - You got a date with death,

113. so you just gotta be ready for that day.

114. Whoa.

115. - It's a rush.

116. It's like, you know, in high school

117. I went to the Bahamas on a ship.

118. We got drunker than a stewed owl.

119. We jumped off the ship

120. in the middle of the ocean.

121. - What?

122. - It tore my clothes off,

123. my underwear off,

124. but I was sober as a judge when I hit that water.

125. - He was crazy!

126. I know.

127. - Yeah. And it was not like it was at the harbor

128. he jumped off.

129. He said it was out at sea at night.

130. - He said his clothes all came off.

131. - What a lunatic.

132. Like who the does that

133. and go, here's a good idea.

134. - We're almost to the house.

135. When we get to the bottom of this hill,

136. you're gonna be in Dawson County.

137. This is where NASCAR originated.

138. This area is known for making Moonshine.

139. They'd haul it in the cars.

140. The police would get to chasing them,

141. so people kept building bigger motors

142. to haul the liquor.

143. So they got to where they would race

144. and put their money up.

145. Back in the '40s,

146. and the rest is history.

147. - Wow.

148. - Making liquor was hard work.

149. Sort of like you making music, you know.

150. Some people's got it, some ain't.

151. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

152. - We're almost to the house.

153. Before it's over,

154. you'll probably write a song about all this.

155. How big is your property?

156. I got 80 acres here.

157. 80, wow.

158. Yeah, I got a little bit of everything.

159. You ever seen goats?

160. Yeah, of course.

161. I have to do something

162. to keep all the weeds down.

163. Trucks and goats.

164. Yeah, I told you

165. I had a little bit of everything.

166. This is our racecar.

167. This one's got a 600 horsepower motor.

168. Cool.

169. - 70 to 130.

170. - Can we put one of these

171. in our bus that just broke down?

172. - No. Not hardly.

173. - So Jack, why do you like cars and racing?

174. - When I was young,

175. I did want to become a racecar driver.

176. I've always loved racing cars

177. and bikes and things, so, you know.

178. - Well, when you were little

179. you used to have them dirt bikes.

180. - Yeah, it was fun.

181. I wanna go fast.

182. - Every seen any of this, Ozzy?

183. Moonshine.

184. - This is the real McCoy.

185. This bottle right here will bring 150 bucks.

186. Wow.

187. - I drank it once with Slayer.

188. - How old were you? - I was 15.

189. - Mm-hmm.

190. Especially if you fall

191. and whack your eye on a ledge.

192. - You ever rode a bulldozer?

193. - No.

194. - You wanna try that?

195. - No.

196. - Do you know how many people your

197. age would love to run a bulldozer?

198. I mean, you could go to England and say,

199. how many of you fools has ever done that?

200. - Well, come on.

201. Truck driver, you ain't gonna believe this.

202. Meet Ozzy Osbourne.

203. He's gonna load your dump truck.

204. - Wow. Ozzy, good to meet you, buddy.

205. - He wants to run that Caterpillar.

206. - Aw!

207. So we might tear hell out of your truck,

208. but it don't matter.

209. - All right. Come on, Ozzy.

210. As they say, hold my beer and watch this.

211. There you go.

212. - Put your hand right here.

213. Pull it on back.

214. Now turn it.

215. Push that pedal.

216. Push it.

217. Push it! Push it!

218. Mash that foot.

219. Now keep going forward.

220. Just hold it right there.

221. Look at that.

222. You got a bucket full of dirt.

223. - Slow down.

224. - Now push that.

225. Don't- don't. There you go.

226. Look at that.

227. You loaded the truck!

228. - How'd you like driving the bulldozer?

229. - Oh it was great.

230. - When you started vrr, vrr-

231. - I thought you were gonna

232. knock the truck over at one point.

233. I was like, oh, this is gonna get so bad.

234. We're we staying tonight, Jack?

235. Any recommendations for us tonight?

236. Well, yeah.

237. I could take you to a motel,

238. or you can sleep in my truck-

239. - Whatever you want to do.

240. Wanna sleep in the truck?

241. - Let's sleep in the truck?

242. - In the bushes.

243. - I want to sleep in the truck.

244. Let's rock, paper, scissor for it.

245. - No, no. - You know how-

246. - One, two, three, go. - One, two, three, go.

247. That's all right. We'll keep going.

248. He's trying to trick you, is he?

249. - Come on, let's go.

250. Why?

251. Let's toss a coin.

252. Is it comfy?

253. Yeah, it's comfortable.

254. - This is absolutely a first for me.

255. - Now, if you have to wake up to piss in the night,

256. I would just open up the door

257. and just piss right out the door.

258. - Yeah, why not?

259. Okay.

260. It could be worse.

261. - It could be a hearse.

262. We're lucky we're not-

263. - You're gonna sleep like a baby.

264. It's gonna be like the old days on the tour bus.

265. All right. One love.

266. - So we had a decent night sleep in the semi cab,

267. Dad was farting,

268. and I did the mistake of sleeping on the top bunk

269. and gas rises.

270. So that was pretty gross.

271. And we are going dirt tracking today

272. with our good buddy David,

273. our local NASCAR expert.

274. - Morning! Time to go!

275. - It's gonna be good.

276. - Dad's on the phone to Rocky.

277. One might think Dad gets more excited over things

278. about his Pomeranian than anything else.

279. - Is Rocky there?

280. - I can't see.

281. You don't have the camera on him.

282. Oh, now I can.

283. Hello, Rock.

284. Hi Rocky! Hi!

285. My baby, my baby dog.

286. I love you, baby.

287. Miss you terribly. Rocky boy.

288. Oh, I love him so much. My best mate you are.

289. This is my boy, my little son.

290. He's my baby.

291. - If you die, are we gonna find that you, like,

292. donated everything to Rocky?

293. - Everything.

294. - How old is Rocky?

295. - About seven.

296. - Hmm, not long left.

297. - Oh, shut up.

298. To the racetrack.

299. - What's the name of this style of racing

300. we're gonna go do?

301. - Dirt track.

302. Dirt racing is now the most

303. competitive sport as far as automobile racing.

304. - How many laps do you guys usually do?

305. - 40.

306. And on a good night with no wrecks,

307. you can do it in about 15 minutes.

308. We take up all the road in one of these.

309. - How did we get hooked up

310. with this guy anyway?

311. - A buddy of mine told me to

312. reach out to David Turner

313. because David is like the

314. unofficial ambassador for NASCAR

315. and knows about all things racing.

316. When I first contacted David,

317. he was so amped to like, hang out with us.

318. He was like planning stuff for like, a week.

319. - Did your friend also tell you

320. he was insane?

321. - He left that part out.

322. - You haven't met my son Matthew.

323. This is my baby.

324. - Hey, bud.

325. - This is Jack. - How are you, sir?

326. - And Ozzy. - Nice to meet you.

327. - Nice to meet you, too.

328. - We gotta figure out which driving suit

329. you wanna wear.

330. Ozzy, what color suit you like?

331. - So daddy's getting the blue,

332. so you're getting the pink one.

333. - Nope.

334. - Oh, this is gonna be awesome.

335. I love a good pink race suit.

336. - Yeah. You get dark blue or black.

337. - Yeah. And I was the

338. Princess of Darkness.

339. - Come on, watch this.

340. - Get off.

341. He's, like, fully sideways.

342. - I won't be doing that.

343. Just five minutes.

344. That's all it takes.

345. - To die.

346. - I was very impressed by David's son.

347. - Were you upset that you didn't get to actually

348. drive the real race car?

349. - No.

350. You ready for this Oz?

351. - Do I sit in the back or the front?

352. In the front.

353. You die first.

354. We look great.

355. We look ready to get shot out of

356. a cannon you and I.

357. - Now, when we pull on the racetrack,

358. notice the feel of the bank.

359. - Oh, wow.

360. - Then you learn to just get faster and faster.

361. And then you get to acting crazy.

362. - Is this car leaking fuel?

363. - Ah, that's just a racecar for you.

364. - Drive it down in the corner,

365. set a car, then you get the car to go around.

366. You like that?

367. That's what this- it's a rush.

368. - Jack, you want to do a spinout?

369. - No.

370. - Hang on, we're gonna do one.

371. - Oh,

372. Oh, I'm gonna go flying.

373. Did you like that, Ozzy?

374. - You ready to try it, Oz?

375. - Like I'm starting to gather you like,

376. like, these crazy old dudes we meet.

377. - He was spontaneous.

378. He was like- you could see him go,

379. oh, maybe they'll like this.

380. - I was absolutely myself

381. in the back of that thing with no seatbelt

382. and the rock and roll redneck is like, whoo-hoo!

383. Vrr.

384. I'm like holding on in the back, like-

385. - So how long has it been

386. since you've driven, Dad?

387. - You can kinda see the lines at the top

388. that come out wide then

389. and then you want to dip in.

390. Where you going?

391. - He's learning.

392. - I guess we're cutting a new line.

393. - So come up high

394. and now dip in right there.

395. - There you go!

396. Feel that?

397. That was a good one, Ozzy.

398. - You're doing great.

399. Now, come out wide.

400. Straighten out.

401. There you go.

402. Give her hell, Ozzy.

403. - Now, cut it.

404. There you go.

405. - Whoo!

406. - That was awesome.

407. High five.

408. So it's been about five years since you've driven.

409. - That's about right.

410. Then smashed it the first day.

411. And now I've become quite scared of it a bit.

412. - The solution for that is

413. we're gonna get you like a smart car.

414. - What the is a smart-

415. - They're the little tiny cars

416. which are incredibly safe, by the way.

417. - Where y'all going next?

418. - We're gonna go check out Talladega.

419. - But there ain't no damn race

420. over there right now.

421. - I want to see a race race.

422. - Texas is coming up,

423. so y'all can go there

424. and watch it, but then-

425. - I mean, you want to go to Texas to see a race?

426. - If there's a race, sure.

427. - Oh, totally.

428. It's like the heavy metal festival of racing.

429. - Yeah.

430. They're only going like 200 miles an hour.

431. - And they're literally, two, three inches

432. away from each other.

433. - Oh, you've been watching it now.

434. - Yeah. It's like an instant addiction, you know.

435. - Yeah.

436. David, we're gonna hit the road.

437. - The car just got dropped off,

438. our new one, seeing as the Boogie Wagon's dead.

439. - Well, they'll have to replace

440. the entire engine we just found out.

441. And the—

442. - Transmission. - Transmission.

443. Both shot.

444. - Y'all blowed 'em both up.

445. He's wondering,

446. what in the world have you got me into, son.

447. - Thank you.

448. - We're gonna hit the road.

449. See you, David.

450. And now, I'd like to present

451. the Mini Boogie Wagon.

452. - The Mini Boogie Wagon. Wow.

453. - Look at this thing.

454. - This thing's hilarious.

455. I like this car.

456. This is a funky little town.

457. - Speaking of stories that are all up

458. and weird, we're gonna go visit Elvis's wart.

459. - Elvis has a wart.

460. - A wart? - A wart.

461. We love Elvis, warts and all.

462. - We're traveling all this way

463. to see Elvis's wart?

464. - It's this woman who has collected

465. lots of memorabilia about the King.

466. - It was in his-

467. - We actually saw Elvis's wart.

468. - Which probably would go for a lot of money.

469. - That's nuts.

470. Just stop here on the right.

471. - Give me back my wart.

472. - Oh, imagine that.

473. Why does that happen?

474. Like whenever we're like in random places,

475. I turn on the radio and it's you.

476. - They have class, yeah.

477. - There haven't been many that have come since.

478. When you hear, like, a song that you've done,

479. do you remember clearly recording that song?

480. - Yeah.

481. Just the whole thing.

482. - Yeah. With Blizzard of Ozz to Diary of a Madman,

483. there was only like a few months between them.

484. - Yeah.

485. - Did you record them both at the same time?

486. - No. But you see-

487. And I say, if you're really serious,

488. write as much stuff as you can when you're on a roll.

489. - Yeah.

490. - You've never got enough material.

491. - Yeah. Well, you ready to look at an Elvis wart?

492. - hell.

493. - Come in.

494. - Hello.

495. - Hey. I'm Joni.

496. - I'm Jack. Nice to meet you, Joni.

497. - Hey Jack.

498. - Hi Ozzy.

499. Welcome to the Loudermilk Boarding House Museum.

500. - Wow.

501. - Upstairs I have over 30,000 Elvis objects,

502. but downstairs is the Jungle Room.

503. - Wow. When did it- when did it no longer-

504. - I'm the Queen of the King.

505. - Queen of the King.

506. - No, I didn't. Did you?

507. - Now, when you went to go see him play live,

508. was it just- you just got a ticket and went?

509. - I think it was 1971.

510. - Oh, wow. So it wasn't when he was, like-

511. - Huge Elvis.

512. - Yeah. He was a midway Elvis.

513. My father-in-law said he saw Elvis, and he goes,

514. "Eh, it was like hearing an angel sing."

515. - Oh.

516. - So what's this that you have

517. a very special artifact of the King.

518. - The weirdest thing I have is the Elvis wart.

519. - Wow.

520. - I bought it from the doctor who removed it,

521. and I've been offered a million dollars for it.

522. - And you just don't want to let it go?

523. - No. Because people want to clone Elvis.

524. - They can do sheep and plants,

525. and they've done everything.

526. What would you do if he, like,

527. came out and just took over the world.

528. - Yeah.

529. - Like a big blob with one leg and sideburns and everything.

530. - Can we take a look around?

531. - Sure.

532. - Wow.

533. - It's cool.

534. - This is what I'm gonna do when you die.

535. The ironic thing about us being here

536. is that we are literally not going to be able

537. to show any of this.

538. It's gonna be a big massive blur.

539. - Well, what's the point in being here?

540. - Because we wanna see the wart.

541. We wanna see the wart.

542. - Why can't we show any pics of Elvis?

543. - It all just costs an absolute fortune,

544. so that's why we have to blur it.

545. - So it's gonna be pretty blurred.

546. - It's gonna look like someone with bad eyesight's vision.

547. - What's the point in being Elvis if nobody can see you?

548. - Is that it in there?

549. - So let's go see Elvis.

550. - The wart's this way.

551. Can I show you first?

552. One of my first concerts

553. was seeing Black Sabbath in 1971.

554. - I love Black Sabbath.

555. I have that yellow eight-track tape.

556. But I was there.

557. It's the first time somebody handed me a joint.

558. - Let me guess, this is the Jungle Room?

559. - This is the Jungle Room.

560. I let all the Elvis tribute artists hang out here.

561. - Cool.

562. - Let me get the wart and the toenail.

563. - The wart and toenail?

564. - hell.

565. - Whoa. This is the boxes of his DNA?

566. - This is it.

567. This is the toenail clipping that I found in 1983

568. at Graceland.

569. Y'all have been to Graceland, haven't you?

570. - He has. He got kicked out twice.

571. - I got kicked out once.

572. - Do they know you? Like, do-

573. - Yeah, they know me.

574. - Well, you guys have something in common.

575. You both got booted out of Graceland.

576. - So technically you've been expelled from Graceland.

577. - Yeah.

578. - Because we weren't allowed back. .

579. - It was 1983, and I just wanted to touch

580. where Elvis had walked,

581. and then something got in my hand

582. and then I picked it out,

583. and I went out in the light and opened it up,

584. and it was that toenail clipping.

585. - Wow.

586. - I call it The Maybe Elvis Toenail.

587. - The Maybe- oh, hey.

588. - It should have said "Maybe Possibly,

589. But Might Not Most Likely Be Elvis's Fingernail."

590. - So this is my big item.

591. This is the wart.

592. - Whoa.

593. - It was removed from his right wrist.

594. I bought it, and I paid a lot of money for it.

595. I borrowed money from the bank.

596. - How does that loan process go?

597. What brings you here today, madam?

598. Well, I'd like a loan.

599. What for?

600. Elvis's wart.

601. And someone came to you and said,

602. we'll give you a million dollars for that

603. because we want to clone Elvis,

604. and you were like, nope.

605. - Mm-hmm.

606. - Dad, you got any loose toenail clippings

607. you want to leave behind?

608. - Yeah. I've got the clippers.

609. - There we go.

610. - Just a little one.

611. - Kind of hilarious.

612. - Here.

613. - There you go.

614. - I think we can get DNA off that one.

615. - She's got Dad's fingernail,

616. she's got the wart.

617. She can like splice the DNA together.

618. - It's weird, man.

619. - I think she's gonna make an Elvis/Ozzy hybrid.

620. The King of Darkness at that point.

621. Hi.

622. - Hey, you.

623. - Hi, Lisa.

624. - We just saw Elvis's wart.

625. - Really gross, but she turned down

626. a million dollars-

627. - Because someone wanted to clone Elvis.

628. - What?

629. - I'm choosing to believe it's true.

630. She was a very nice lady.

631. I was gonna give her my hearing aid.

632. - So I've got my wart cut out for me a little bit

633. being as my dad has turned into Captain Demanding.

634. I need to figure out this whole NASCAR sitch.

635. Hello.

636. - Hey.

637. - We went to this dirt track,

638. but now I have to deal with the dilemma

639. of Dad wanting to go to a NASCAR race all of a sudden.

640. Do we know anyone at NASCAR?

641. - Oh, yeah. Good idea.

642. - More than just something.

643. - All right. I love you.

644. - I love you, too. Bye.

645. So I kind of have a good surprise for my dad,

646. and this is like legit.

647. He really doesn't know.

648. He's playing the harmonica a lot,

649. listening to a lot of blues music,

650. and was asking me about getting a Diddley bow.

651. Diddley bows are like these three-string guitars

652. you make out of like a cigar box or whatever.

653. So I tracked someone down who makes

654. Diddley bows here in Georgia,

655. so we're gonna go play Diddley bow,

656. pick up a Diddley bow, do that.

657. I just said Diddley bow like nine times in a row.

658. In the time being though, I've got a bunch

659. of fun things lined up for us to do in Georgia.

660. We're gonna go to this place called Tank Town.

661. We should do the commercial for them.

662. In a nutshell, all this place is,

663. you get in a tank, you crush a car.

664. The end.

665. So, yeah, I'm excited.

666. This is gonna be fun.

667. - Where are we going now?

668. - We're gonna go check out

669. this place called Tank Town.

670. - Tank Town.

671. - Tank Town is this place I found online

672. where you just drive a tank and run over cars.

673. Or you can drive a bulldozer,

674. which you've already done.

675. - It would've looked a lot like this.

676. - Another five minutes.

677. Wow. What the.

678. Look at these.

679. Alrighty.

680. Pretty cool.

681. Jack. Pleasure. Nice to meet you.

682. - Yeah. Nice to meet you, Todd.

683. - Hi, Todd. - Hey, how are you?

684. - I'm all right. - Good.

685. - So, what we got here?

686. - Tanks.

687. - From England actually.

688. - Should we get suited and booted.

689. - Sure. - Yeah.

690. - Should've bought the camper to crush.

691. - Because it crushed our souls.

692. - Oh, it was an old school one.

693. - An old school one, yeah.

694. - No. After you. - All right.

695. - Age before beauty.

696. - So we're gonna follow these tracks in the dirt, okay?

697. - Yeah.

698. - So, uh, you want to put these on?

699. - Oh, am I gonna get covered in dirt?

700. - No. Or it shouldn't at least.

701. - Here we go.

702. - Go right.

703. - All right. Give it some gas.

704. - All right. Right there.

705. Yeah-o!

706. - High five.

707. - You good?

708. - Yeah. Jack-

709. - A little more left.

710. Straight ahead. Very nice.

711. When we get up here we'll turn to the left.

712. There you go. Right around to the left.

713. What'd you think?

714. - Thank you, sir. It was awesome.

715. Yeah-o!

716. - So what did you think of the tank?

717. - I thought it was fantastic. - Me too.

718. - Yeah, you're done.

719. You're squished.

720. You wouldn't be the singer of Black Sabbath anymore.

721. You'd be the singer of Muddy Waters.

722. - Yeah.

723. - What up, Dingo?

724. - Just driving though the backwoods of Hotlanta.

725. - We are learning about the roots of NASCAR.

726. - Oh yeah!

727. - So we have a question for you.

728. What are the chances of you getting me and the pops

729. to the next NASCAR race.

730. - I am nervous and sexually aroused at the same time.

731. - I'm just nervous.

732. - Well, give us a call

733. when you know what the good word is.

734. - Yeah. - Awesome, Dingo.

735. - Cheers, boys.

736. - Oh, for sure.

737. He's probably looking through a rainy window,

738. writing a letter with a quill.

739. - Yeah.

740. - However, all is not lost

741. because I have a really cool surprise for you today.

742. - No way.

743. - No. No. It's actually a good surprise.

744. Whoops. That's a red light.

745. - Do you have any idea what the surprise is gonna be?

746. - You can.

747. - No.

748. - No.

749. - No.

750. - A very skilled man.

751. I think you will be very pleased with it,

752. and it will make all the driving we've done today

753. completely worthwhile.

754. - Well, you're gonna find out right now.

755. I think we have arrived.

756. This is a cool house.

757. This is like a neighborhood from like,

758. a movie from the '80s.

759. Hi, Mike.

760. - Hey, what's going on, man? How you doing?

761. - How's it going? Good. Nice to meet you.

762. - Nice to meet you. Hey, what's going on.

763. Good to meet you.

764. Y'all come on in.

765. - All right. Thanks for having us.

766. - Yeah, man.

767. So yeah, my shop is right in the basement here.

768. - I've been teasing the surprise.

769. - Oh, yeah?

770. - So he has no idea.

771. - Cool. Come on down.

772. Watch your step.

773. - Awesome.

774. - Should we unveil the big surprise?

775. - Yeah. So, this is kind of cool, man.

776. So I kind of worked on something special.

777. I got this cool Diddley bow for you, man,

778. I want you to check out.

779. - Wow.

780. - Yeah. It's a Rocky- Rocky Patel.

781. - All right. Now flip it over.

782. - You like that, man?

783. Rocky's on the back.

784. - You want to hear it go?

785. - Yeah.

786. - All right, cool, man.

787. So that's your pup, Rocky?

788. - Yeah, that's my boy.

789. - That's your boy?

790. So yeah.

791. - That's cool.

792. - So are cigar box guitars technically Diddley bows,

793. or what's the difference?

794. - A Diddley bow is just a one-string cigar box guitar.

795. Bo Diddley, when he was a kid,

796. he took a broken broomstick, a cigar box,

797. and a piece of fence wire.

798. That one's for you, man, with Rocky on the back.

799. - And I always think anything with Rocky on it

800. is a good thing.

801. - You're very welcome.

802. - You just want to look at Rocky.

803. - Yeah, yeah.

804. - You know, I'd say a three string.

805. - That one is 350.

806. Look at you, man.

807. - He ain't messing around.

808. - Oh, look, a big wad of cash.

809. Cool. I guess that's a done deal for that one.

810. - You make all the fret boards and everything?

811. - Yeah, I do everything.

812. - Wow.

813. - I'll make like ten at a time.

814. I can show you guys the shop. It's on the other side here.

815. - Yeah.

816. - I got all this money everywhere.

817. Hey, over here. I'll do like ten or so at a time.

818. So yeah, I've been through a lot of boxes.

819. - Oh, yeah, totally, man.

820. Yeah, definitely.

821. What key are you in?

822. - D.

823. - Let's get that going, man.

824. We'll jam a little bit.

825. All right, let's hear you go again.

826. I love it, man.

827. - That was great.

828. - That was awesome.

829. - Let's do it, man.

830. - Yeah.

831. - Yeah.

832. - Yeah.

833. - Ozzy, cool, man. Jack.

834. - Hey, thanks. Thanks, Mike.

835. - So cool to meet you man.

836. - Gotta take you to battle axes.

837. - Cool.

838. - So what'd you think of the Diddley bows?

839. - It sounded great.

840. - It's the authentic sound of blues playing.

841. - Yep. I did speak to Dingo this morning.

842. So good news, bad news.

843. The good news is he got us into the next race

844. which is in Texas.

845. The bad news is that we now have to get to Texas ASAP.

846. - So what day are we going there?

847. - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow?

848. - Yes. So we're gonna have to get a boogie on

849. and get to Texas.

850. - No. No.

851. You look more like the Prince of European

852. Vacation in this thing.

853. - Ding Bat is here somewhere.

854. - Yeah. He's a spokesperson for Monster Energy.

855. Oh, there's Ding Bat.

856. - You like the outfit?

857. - It's a good one.

858. Shall we uh-

859. - All right. So I got you some tickets.

860. I've got a very special day lined up for you,

861. but I've got a job for you.

862. - What?

863. - You're the official racecar director

864. of the Texas Motorway Speedway NASCAR.

865. - So you can do whatever you want.

866. - Yeah. You're the guy in charge.

867. - No. You cannot go back to the hotel.

868. I've got your new ride here for you.

869. - Is this what they let you drive, Dingo?

870. - They didn't tell you?

871. You're singing the national anthem.

872. They didn't tell you?

873. - Have you ever sung the National Anthem anywhere?

874. - Why?

875. - I don't know the words.

876. - Yeah.

877. - Hold on.

878. - This is awesome.

879. - It's insanely big.

880. Yeah, yeah, he's good.

881. - Thank you.

882. - Yeah.

883. - Whoa, this is cool.

884. - Kurt!

885. - What you want?

886. - I got someone that wants to meet you.

887. - Oh, hell yeah.

888. - It's Ozzy Osbourne. Kurt Busch.

889. - How are you, sir?

890. - Good to meet you.

891. - Jack.

892. - Hey, Jack. Great to meet you, man.

893. - Great to meet you.

894. Congratulations, by the way.

895. - Thank you.

896. - He's our big Daytona 500 winner this year.

897. - Oh wow. Congratulations.

898. - Yeah, thank you.

899. - He's director for the day. - Nice.

900. - So Ozzy's kind of the man in charge.

901. - Perfect. You gotta have the hat.

902. - You gotta have a Kurt Busch hat

903. if you're gonna be at NASCAR.

904. - You think it fits good?

905. - Oh, yeah, there we go.

906. - It looks good. It looks good.

907. This is garage area where all the crews work on the cars.

908. - Kurt Busch hands you his baseball hat.

909. First thing you do is look at it and you go,

910. oh, it's green.

911. - Here, I'll show you my office.

912. - Wow.

913. Look at that.

914. - What do you reckon?

915. You think you can drive one of these?

916. - No way.

917. - It is so stripped down.

918. - It's as minimum weight as possible.

919. - So in Daytona, you finish with no gas in the car, right?

920. - Yeah. We were running on fumes, yeah.

921. - Wow.

922. - That's part of the calculation each and every week

923. because you want to have the least amount of fuel for weight.

924. - 40.

925. - And you guys are bumper to bumper like the whole time.

926. - You'll see how close we are together.

927. It's nuts.

928. - He's the bad boy of the sport too.

929. He's the you in NASCAR.

930. - I'm an angel. I'm an angel.

931. I don't know what you're talking about.

932. - Hey guys, let me get a picture around the car.

933. - So basically when the race starts,

934. everything that happened just there moves out here.

935. All the crews sit up there

936. and then that's where they put more gas in the car.

937. - No. It's like high octane.

938. - Yeah, it's like high octane.

939. - Wow. It's pretty big, right?

940. - Yeah. 170-plus thousand people.

941. I mean, just look how big the stand-

942. I've never seen stands this big.

943. What's the biggest audience you've played to?

944. - That's crazy.

945. - What's up with the green?

946. - You wanna touch it?

947. - You don't want to tell me about it.

948. - You know what?

949. You're never gonna see the green hat again.

950. We'll get it out of your way.

951. Green's gone, sir. You're good.

952. We'll get you something else.

953. You got a real big day.

954. - Yeah.

955. - You gotta get on the track yet,

956. and then you're gonna sing the National Anthem.

957. - What so proudly-

958. - We won't get out of Texas alive

959. if you pull that one.

960. When we get there, you're gonna say

961. "Drivers to your car."

962. - Drivers to your car.

963. - Yeah, don't say that.

964. - Ozzy! We love you!

965. - Drivers to your cars.

966. I have it written right here in case you forget.

967. - Yeah.

968. - I'm gonna push these guys back

969. and you'll be right on the ground.

970. When I point to you guys, that's when you say it.

971. - Okay. - Okay.

972. - 90 seconds.

973. - Ozzy, you ready?

974. - Yeah, I'm ready. I was born ready.

975. - Okay, we're ready. Born ready.

976. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous.

977. This is the longest minute of my life.

978. - No Limits, Texas, please welcome Jack Osbourne

979. and his father, the Prince of Darkness

980. and rock and roll legend, Ozzy Osbourne.

981. - Drivers, to your cars!

982. - Green.

983. - Green, ugh!

984. - Thank you.

985. - We're gonna go sit up in a box.

986. - And, you know, sometimes they wear diapers

987. because they'll piss their pants.

988. I mean, I've had to like pee bad,

989. and I just, like, I'll piss in like a bottle.

990. - I've done that all the time.

991. - You've never been driving while you've done it.

992. - Oh, no.

993. - That takes talent.

994. - Oh, yeah.

995. - That's why NASCAR drivers wear diapers

996. so they can just be like, just let it go.

997. Think of a warm happy place.

998. - Till it gets cold.

999. - Yeah.

1000. - All right. So now they're gearing up to go.

1001. They put all the gear on.

1002. He's gonna pull in.

1003. Everyone's gonna come in here

1004. and it's gonna get real loud.

1005. This is where it gets good.

1006. - Well, you know what got me.

1007. How they gassed him up and changed the wheels.

1008. It's like pfft, boom.

1009. - Yeah.

1010. - How do they get as much gas in the tank so quick?

1011. - They basically put this thing in,

1012. and they remove, like, a plug and it just-

1013. the pressure just shoots it in.

1014. - Oh, shwoop.

1015. - It's like shotgunning a beer.

1016. - Oh, yeah, that's right.

1017. - The car shotguns a beer and then hits the road.

1018. - Wow.

1019. - Jimmy Johnson Chevrolet win in Texas.

1020. - Kurt Busch didn't win,

1021. but I think we were winners

1022. just from having that experience.

1023. It was amazing.

1024. - Yeah. But, you know, it was the fact that he had a

1025. green car.

1026. - He has a black and green car.

1027. - Yeah. Black, it's cool.

1028. Green, not cool.

1029. - I love you, brother.

1030. - Love you too.

1031. - I'll see you when you get home, all right?

1032. - It's fun, right?

1033. - Yeah.