Ozzy and Jack's World Detour 2x1

1. - So just so I have this straight,

2. this '70s RV was the first Black Sabbath bus

3. you used to drive around America in?

4. - Yeah.

5. But I'm sure that we can get a good one.

6. - Sure.

7. I found the sickest camper.

8. Are you ready?

9. Boom.

10. - It looks like I took one of Pearl's toys

11. and put a license plate on it.

12. Look at that.

13. Where do you sit? Is that it?

14. - It's all right, but it's not a GMC.

15. - No. No. - Hey, look at that.

16. —

17. That's.

18. - What was the touring van you used?

19. - GMC mobile home.

20. - GMC mobile —

21. - That's it!

22. - Yeah.

23. - Maybe there's a new career choice for you.

24. Now that you've retired, you can bring back —

25. - I have not retired. I have not retired.

26. How many more times have I told you?

27. - All right. Now, let's figure out

28. where we're going on this retirement road trip.

29. - I'm gonna smack you in a minute.

30. - So if we start in Florida, we'll do something in Key West.

31. We'll go pick up the GMC camper,

32. and then we'll start our journey across America.

33. - That's a long way.

34. - And then we're gonna start heading west —

35. - Hello, hello, hello.

36. - Hello. Hi.

37. - Howdy.

38. - Hi, girls!

39. - Hi.

40. - Ooh.

41. - Come and see me.

42. - I think she wants some chocolate papa.

43. - That's it, wreck the house.

44. - Right here.

45. - That's where I'm from. Louisiana.

46. See, this is Louisiana, and this is California, where we live.

47. - Are you gonna come meet up with us in Louisiana?

48. Yeah?

49. - It smells like chicken in your nose?

50. - My name is Jack Osbourne.

51. World adventurer, thrill seeker, and adrenaline junkie.

52. And this is my dad, Ozzy. Heavy metal God.

53. Are you ready?

54. - Prince of Darkness...

55. and loving grandfather.

56. Growing up, my dad was away from

57. home a lot touring,

58. and we missed hanging out.

59. So now we've decided to hit the road together

60. and make up for lost time,

61. traveling from Florida to Alaska,

62. taking in all the beauty —

63. - Wow.

64. - And the bizarre that America has to offer.

65. - What the is that?

66. - There are no roadies, no tour buses, no boundaries.

67. All aboard!

68. - Welcome to "Ozzy & Jack's World Detour."

69. - Let's rock and roll.

70. - The Rockstar. My Rockem.

71. My baby.

72. Oh, no, no. I know what you want.

73. - My dad and I are going to be taking

74. a road trip all the way across America.

75. We're gonna start in Florida,

76. we're gonna end in Alaska.

77. If all goes to plan, we'll cover over 6,000 miles

78. and it's like a quarter of the planet.

79. My dad has been touring his entire life,

80. for nearly 50 years now.

81. And the only things he really has seen

82. is either a hotel room...

83. or a concert venue.

84. So recently, Sabbath has kind of gone into retirement.

85. He's no longer gonna be touring with Black Sabbath.

86. He will as a solo artist.

87. So I'm kind of teasing him and I'm telling him this

88. is his retirement trip or whatever.

89. So call it what you want, he is going to experience

90. America like he's never seen.

91. Just him and I, the open road, father and son, in an RV.

92. It's gonna be fun,

93. and I'll probably want to kill him at the end of it.

94. Hi.

95. - Hi, how you doing?

96. - Good.

97. - Come in.

98. - So —

99. - So, I'm glad you've come around

100. because I've been wondering about what we're gonna do.

101. - Take a look at that bad boy.

102. - Oh, green, man!

103. I hate green.

104. - It's the green machine.

105. - I hate it.

106. - No. I totally forgot that you didn't like green cars.

107. - Some guy said to me —

108. From the moment I owned that car,

109. things started to go wrong.

110. It was never out of the shop.

111. And so I thought that.

112. - Let's read why a green car is bad luck,

113. because it's a known —

114. - Oh, I'll tell you why it's bad luck.

115. It never works.

116. - Why — oh, okay.

117. It comes up.

118. NASCAR also think that green is an unlucky color.

119. - See? See?

120. green.

121. - There's tons of them on here.

122. So we'll find one not green then.

123. - Thank you.

124. - Yeah. So today, we're gonna finally

125. take that fishing trip bucket.

126. - Oh, wow.

127. - So we've got the fishing boat all lined up.

128. - It's only taken, what, 30 years?

129. - Yeah, 30, 31 years, something like that.

130. - I think we were going to Antigua or somewhere.

131. - Yeah.

132. - We hadn't got out of the bay,

133. they all started throwing up.

134. The nanny collapsed and barfed

135. and her ass was sticking out the door.

136. She was throwing up.

137. - It's so gross.

138. Just like the more you talk about it, ah.

139. Let's get ready and we'll hit the road.

140. - And how long will we be out there?

141. - I think we'll be out at sea for like six months.

142. - Wh — say — what?

143. Hi, there!

144. - You're sending out bad fish vibes.

145. - Okay. We're gonna catch every fish in the ocean.

146. - That's right. We're gonna bleed the ocean dry of fish.

147. - Watch, we end up like catching some,

148. like, behemoth, rare —

149. - No, we won't.

150. We won't catch all.

151. - All right. Let's go fishing.

152. Do you need to use the bathroom?

153. - No.

154. - Captain Mike?

155. - Hey, what's going on, man?

156. - Hey, how you doing?

157. Permission to come aboard?

158. - Absolutely. Good to see you, sir.

159. - Good to see you.

160. - Come on down.

161. - You caught one.

162. - Yeah, we got one. That's for shark fishing.

163. - Sharks, that would be awesome.

164. - You like sharks? - Yeah.

165. - Okay. - All right. Let's do it.

166. After all these years of being the Prince of Darkness,

167. you think God's really gonna help you now?

168. - Well, I'll try anything once.

169. - This is awesome.

170. - This is awesome.

171. - Why is it every time we're about to do something,

172. you have to take a piss?

173. - I piss a lot.

174. - I literally thought you were gonna give me some,

175. like, poignant explanation there.

176. Well, you see, what happened was —

177. I piss a lot.

178. - You ready to fish?

179. - Yeah.

180. - Are the fish ready to be fished?

181. - This is where we're gonna fish first.

182. You can see all the fish right there.

183. - Oh, there we go. Okay.

184. - And you're off to the races.

185. - Is there a bathroom where I can take a pee?

186. - Yeah. It's actually easier to pee in a bucket,

187. but I have a bathroom down below.

188. - Okay. Sure, no problem at all.

189. - I would say that's a good bucket list tick.

190. - I'll spot you.

191. - Not my bucket list.

192. - Hold on, big wave.

193. - Gonna need a bigger boat.

194. - hell.

195. - I got a bunch of fish at a hundred feet.

196. I've caught one!

197. - Something nibbling at it.

198. - Can I steal this for one second?

199. Oh, you got tangled.

200. - Oh, I caught a rod.

201. - I'll get it undone.

202. - boring.

203. - The reason why they call it fishing

204. is because you're never guaranteed.

205. If you were always guaranteed,

206. they'd call it going to the grocery store.

207. - They're laughing at us now.

208. - Wake up!

209. Come on you.

210. - Go. Lock it up.

211. - Oh! hell.

212. You might want to help him.

213. - It's a big one!

214. - Go. Lock it up.

215. - Oh! hell.

216. - You might want to help him.

217. - It's a big one!

218. Or not.

219. - Look at that.

220. You got a big one!

221. First time anyone's ever said that to you.

222. - You can off.

223. - I'm gonna put a belt on you, Ozzy.

224. You ready? I'm gonna put it right in there.

225. Okay. Now, pull back.

226. You can sit right down.

227. - this.

228. My arms hurt.

229. - Do you feel like a 15-year-old

230. with a fresh stack of Playboys?

231. - hell. Take over.

232. - Jack, come get it.

233. - All right.

234. - Put yours in a rod holder.

235. Put the belt on.

236. Okay. There you go.

237. - Okay.

238. - Wait one second. He's pulling.

239. Now pull up, wind down.

240. Wind faster on the way down.

241. Up slow.

242. There you go, perfect.

243. - He's getting tired.

244. - I'm kind of getting bloody tired watching you.

245. - I'm pretty strong,

246. and wrangling that fish was exhausting.

247. What is this, the Kraken?

248. I was not expecting it to be that hard to wrangle a fish.

249. Whoo!

250. - I see color.

251. - Like, you can't just go, okay, cool,

252. let me just hold it in and just sit for a second.

253. Like, you have to keep going.

254. I mean, it's just —

255. - And then it goes, zing!

256. - Look at that thing! Holy crap!

257. Dad, look! It's a big fish!

258. - What the is that?

259. - Dinner.

260. - Yeah. For how many people, 300?

261. That's unbelievable, Jack.

262. What is that fish?

263. - Amberjack.

264. - hell.

265. - But we caught fish and it was —

266. - It was awesome.

267. - Good fun.

268. - Dinner.

269. - Now we'll go tuna fish patrolling.

270. - We got two.

271. - Two on!

272. - Three! - Three on.

273. - Four! - Four.

274. - Took the fifth one right there.

275. - Get to work. Black fin.

276. - Hey! Whoo hoo!

277. - Oh,

278. - Oh, he's gonna make a mess.

279. - hell.

280. - Oh, they'll get about 30 pounds.

281. - What is that now?

282. - Don't put your finger in it, he'll bite it right off.

283. - off.

284. - Look at this guy.

285. - Nice one! - Great!

286. - Grab another one. - All right.

287. - There's two more.

288. - They're everywhere.

289. - We got five.

290. We threw one back because he was a little baby.

291. - Yeah. Yeah.

292. Gorgeous colors on that fish.

293. - It's awesome. Dinner.

294. - I'd go and do that again, wouldn't you?

295. - Absolutely. I'd love to go fishing again.

296. - It was fun.

297. To be honest with you,

298. that was the most fun I've had in a long time.

299. This is a beautiful time of the day, isn't it?

300. - Look at the sunset.

301. - It doesn't get much cooler than that.

302. - We're blessed, man.

303. This is what it's all about, really.

304. - It is.

305. - I love you.

306. - It's good times.

307. You cannot beat that.

308. - It's awesome.

309. That's gorgeous, isn't it?

310. - So cool.

311. - Good morning.

312. I just ate a big slice of raw fish.

313. It was the yield of my bountiful voyage.

314. We are leaving Key West and heading up

315. that highway that got blown up in "True Lies."

316. But before we leave,

317. I have to find a new camper.

318. Dad hates green apparently.

319. I need to somehow hunt for another

320. 1973 GMC mobile home camper thing,

321. boogie wagon, and find it in the next 24 hours.

322. So this is gonna be an interesting day.

323. - Hello?

324. - Hi. I'm calling about the GMC mobile home.

325. - Actually, it sold.

326. That was like an old ad that we had up.

327. - Now, this is a random question,

328. but is there any green in it?

329. - You know, it's a really nice green.

330. - My — my father's not so fond of the color green.

331. - Green?

332. - Yeah. He does not like green.

333. Bye.

334. I stink like fish.

335. Ahoy there.

336. - Morning, boss.

337. That was fun yesterday.

338. - That was great fun.

339. First day of retirement was great.

340. - hell.

341. I'm not retiring.

342. - Well, we're gonna —

343. - What's today's event?

344. - Today we're looking for a non-green camper van.

345. - Can I get a black one?

346. - We could spray paint it when we get it.

347. And we're gonna start heading up

348. towards the Everglades.

349. - Why are we going to the Everglades?

350. - There's a surprise up there I've set up for you.

351. You'll love it.

352. - No alligators, please.

353. - It's no alligators.

354. No, it's cooler.

355. And, yeah, should we just grab our stuff

356. and we'll hit the road?

357. - Yeah, okay.

358. - Good morning.

359. - So, listen.

360. I know we're pretty much set on checking out

361. and getting the old RV you had back in the '70s,

362. but I don't want to completely shut the doors on a new one.

363. - I don't want a new one.

364. - I know you don't, but —

365. - I don't — why are you even bothering?

366. - Well, there's TVs.

367. You like TV.

368. - Yeah. I don't — Jack, listen.

369. - There's comfier beds.

370. - The whole reason why I wanted to do

371. this things is to go down memory lane.

372. - Okay. - I mean —

373. - But if it dies on us, we're buying a new one.

374. - It won't die on us.

375. - Eh, famous last words.

376. - Not unless somebody makes it die.

377. - I like to go fast.

378. - Look at these.

379. Let's do this.

380. - Be open minded.

381. - Okay.

382. What if we got like one of these little ones?

383. - Are you insane?

384. - No. They have a vintage one here.

385. Look at this.

386. This is perfect.

387. I would totally be stoked camping in this thing.

388. - You're insane.

389. - This would be great.

390. We can tow it behind the SUV.

391. We can fill it with all our knick knacks from the road.

392. I'm not going in.

393. - Just come take — look at —

394. - I don't want to go in.

395. I don't want to go in.

396. - We'll go the GMC.

397. - What's this place called?

398. - Uh... Florida.

399. So before we go buy the RV that you want to buy,

400. there's something that I want to go do.

401. We're gonna go see Robert the Haunted Doll and —

402. - Who — whoa, whoa, back up a bit.

403. Haunted what?

404. - Doll.

405. - There is woogie boogie out there for sure,

406. but that's why we're not gonna mess around with it.

407. We're gonna do as we're told.

408. We're gonna pay respects to Robert.

409. We're gonna learn about him,

410. and then we're gonna leave.

411. - All right. Here it is.

412. Casa de Robert.

413. Let's go see Bobby.

414. That's him.

415. - 111 years old.

416. Hello. We're here to see Robert.

417. - Cool.

418. - So here's the deal with Robert.

419. When you go see him, if you want to take a picture,

420. if you want to videotape him,

421. you have to ask permission from the doll.

422. If you don't ask permission,

423. allegedly he has gone on to curse many, many people.

424. - hell.

425. - What's some of the weird things that have happened

426. to people that didn't follow the rules?

427. - Some things like flight delays or, I mean,

428. people have gotten arrested the day

429. that they've been here to see Robert.

430. - Okay.

431. - Relatives dying,

432. marriages breaking up, you know.

433. It's all over the spectrum.

434. - Do you think the whole crew,

435. everyone even that's not coming in

436. should come in and ask permission?

437. - I would — to be on the safe side, I would.

438. - Okay. - He's just around the corner.

439. - Okay. Let's go —

440. let's go say hi to Robert.

441. All right. Hey, let's stop.

442. Everyone should come in and we'll ask permission.

443. - Yeah. She said everyone,

444. even if they're not filming on site,

445. everyone needs to come in.

446. Do you think Robert is haunted?

447. - I don't know if he is or he isn't.

448. - Err on the side of caution, that's what I say.

449. Thank you, Robert.

450. Boom, look. Monitor down.

451. - Nothing — nothing is switching.

452. - Some tomfoolery happened, and we are down.

453. Our monitor's gone down.

454. Monica, our trusty aide, the monitor has died.

455. - I think there's some —

456. - If you really believe your arm is gonna fall off,

457. in some cases, it will do that.

458. - I keep thinking I'm like six foot,

459. but I'm still only 5'9".

460. - Well, that can be arranged.

461. - We'll put you on the rack and stretch you.

462. - Robert was owned by the artist named

463. Robert Eugene Otto.

464. And Robert was given to this guy

465. by a woman who worked for the family

466. who supposedly was a voodoo practitioner.

467. - So Robert has reportedly

468. thrown his pet lion at caretakers here.

469. - Really?

470. - Look here, we'll read the write up.

471. Visitors to the house claim they heard

472. unexplained giggling noises emanating from

473. the room where Robert was stored.

474. Stories also circulated the doll

475. moved itself around the room.

476. It was said that young Gene

477. would shift blame when he misbehaved as a child

478. pointing to doll saying,

479. "I didn't do it. Robert did it."

480. You farted in front of Robert.

481. You're, bro.

482. - Well, everything farts.

483. - Robert doesn't.

484. Sorry, Robert.

485. - Robert, I'm gonna take your photo.

486. Selfie with Robert.

487. Robert, thank you for your time.

488. I want to get a Robert the doll.

489. - For real?

490. - Just for me.

491. I will take this.

492. - Wow, that's very brave of you.

493. - Really? Do these have, like, bad vibes too?

494. - Well, we've heard that they might.

495. - You really take it seriously?

496. - I take stuff like Robert the Haunted Doll seriously, yeah.

497. - So why did you buy the doll?

498. - Because I want one and we should have one

499. on the road with us.

500. - I don't mess around

501. with things that I don't understand, you know?

502. - Exactly. And you farted in front of him.

503. - Oh, right.

504. - Calmer than you are, bro.

505. - All right, you're welcome.

506. - Cheers.

507. - Thanks for coming by and visiting our buddy, Robert.

508. - Hey, is this Laurie?

509. Hey, how's it going?

510. It's Jack. I was just emailing you.

511. Yeah. About the GMC mobile home.

512. So is that thing still available?

513. I'd love to come check it out if that's okay.

514. Okay, cool. Perfect.

515. Thank you very much.

516. Bye bye.

517. Campergate continues.

518. Listen, we're still gonna buy that other one,

519. but what if there's like an exactly the same one

520. but it's brand new and we just don't know about it.

521. - I'll go home. it.

522. I'm going home.

523. I don't want a new one.

524. - Oh, off.

525. - Oh, it's Lisa.

526. - Hey!

527. - Oh, it's Fra-moose-face.

528. Wanna say hi to your best friend?

529. - Hello, my darling.

530. This is Papa.

531. - Kiss Papa.

532. - Oh, she's giving kisses.

533. - She just gave you a kiss on the phone.

534. She went mwah.

535. - When I was a kid, we used to go,

536. in the future they'll have video phones.

537. - Yeah.

538. - And they're here.

539. I remember buying the first cell phone.

540. It was like a backpack and a talking brick.

541. - You were like a radio operator in Vietnam

542. with the antenna.

543. - Yeah.

544. - All right. We'll talk to you later.

545. - All right. Love you, bye.

546. Why did the chicken cross the road?

547. - That — you can't kill them.

548. - You cannot slay cocks in Key West.

549. Up until some point in the '70s, cock —

550. cock fighting was legal and they outlawed it,

551. so everyone just let their chickens and cocks loose.

552. We've made it into Miami County.

553. Do you know what the term "snowbird" is?

554. - No.

555. - That's like retirees that spend

556. half the year down in Florida.

557. - Oh, yeah.

558. - Huh? Huh?

559. - I'm not retired.

560. This is the deal, man.

561. Ah! This is what you call a trailer.

562. Look at this.

563. Look at the beauty.

564. Ahh!

565. - This thing's awesome.

566. - That's beautiful.

567. - Hello.

568. - Hi, how are you?

569. - Jack. Nice to meet you.

570. - Laurie. Nice to meet you.

571. - Ozzy. Pleased to meet you.

572. - Nice to meet you.

573. - Can we go in?

574. - Absolutely. Help yourself.

575. - That's just amazing. And — wow.

576. Me and the drummer of Black Sabbath,

577. we drove miles in this.

578. It was like a family —

579. - Aw.

580. - but this is just phenomenal.

581. And it's in great condition.

582. I never thought I'd be inside one of these again.

583. - Brings back a lot of memories?

584. - Oh, yeah. A lot of memories.

585. I mean, this is so incredible to

586. be standing in one of these.

587. Are you sad to let it go?

588. - Yeah.

589. - I was happy to see that RV.

590. It brought back a lot of memories.

591. - That's good.

592. I still think we should've got a new one.

593. - New ones are, man.

594. Luxury.

595. - How old were you

596. whenever you first started riding around in this?

597. - About 26, 27.

598. - You were just a young one.

599. - Right? Childlike sense of wonder,

600. the whole world open to him.

601. - Well, you know, I can understand

602. why the RV meant so much.

603. You know, now that you're retired

604. from going on the road.

605. - Will you stop with this

606. I'm not retired.

607. Sabbath is, but not me.

608. - Okay. Calm down.

609. Or I'll send you to the retirement home.

610. All right. You ready to pull the trigger on this?

611. - I didn't even have to come in.

612. - Well, yeah. Let's do this.

613. - Okay, great. - You're on.

614. - Thank you.

615. - I didn't really want to point it out,

616. but there was a lot of green in the GMC.

617. - It wasn't green.

618. It was olive.

619. - Okay.

620. Wave Dad.

621. We're leaving. Say bye.

622. - Oh.

623. - It must've been fun doing this.

624. - It was great.

625. - America, here we come.

626. - Today I'm taking my dad — - Do - No!

627. - who's currently in the bathroom

628. to go see some pythons,

629. and he doesn't really know what we're doing.

630. So I gotta kind of keep it on the DL.

631. Morning.

632. - Oh,

633. How many nights do we gotta sleep on this thing?

634. - Hey, you spent years living in one of these.

635. - You excited for your surprise?

636. - I'm terrified because you never do nice things.

637. There's gotta be a bomb explosion.

638. - I do lots of nice things.

639. - What about something nice like a flower garden or a?

640. - Anyhow, we are gonna hit the road because we got some —

641. - Oh, how's he doing?

642. - Oh, yeah. How's Bobby doing? Bobby the Doll.

643. Oh, I'm Bobby.

644. I'm fine. I haunted the bus.

645. I'm ready.

646. - Hey, Dad, would you mind just jumping out

647. and guiding me out?

648. - Sure. Come on. Come on.

649. Come on. Come on. Come on.

650. Whoa!

651. - Feel like sleeping in the camper tonight?

652. - Why not.

653. - Just no into the toilet.

654. - Where do I do it then?

655. - In a shoebox.

656. - Oh, my neck is stiff.

657. Ain't there no coffee?

658. - We can get some when we get on the road.

659. - This is.

660. Hmm... my name is

661. Ozzy and everything is.

662. Oh, we're taking this mother off road.

663. - Off road, bitches. Off road.

664. - When my son says to me,

665. "Dad, I've got a surprise for you,"

666. it's never anything like a trip to a movie

667. or something normal.

668. It's always some crazy stuff

669. that he wants me to get involved so.

670. So I'm interested to see what it is,

671. because if it's bad,

672. I'm outta there.

673. - Hello. - Bill Booth.

674. - Hey, nice to meet you, Bill.

675. - This is Dusty.

676. - They call me the Wild Man.

677. - Dusty — - And me.

678. - How we doing?

679. - Good. So, I think we're gonna take you

680. for a boat ride and got a little surprise for you.

681. - When you said to me,

682. "I've got a surprise,"

683. it's always death, doom or something.

684. - Something that will eat you.

685. - This is just my little safety bag.

686. - What the is that?

687. - Ozzy, we're gonna take you to catch pythons

688. in the Florida Everglades.

689. - No, thanks.

690. - You like snakes.

691. - No way.

692. - You can kinda try and stop them.

693. - that.

694. - You're the Prince of Darkness.

695. How is the Prince of Darkness afraid of snakes?

696. - I'm not afraid, I'm just smart.

697. - All right. Well, you want to —

698. - No, not me.

699. Jack, it's been lovely knowing you, son.

700. - Give him a kiss, Jack.

701. - Nope.

702. - off.

703. - Now, has there been a case of —

704. - Okay, dude.

705. - These killing any humans in the last —

706. - No. There's none of that around here.

707. With this lightning and metal boat,

708. that's way more dangerous than the pythons.

709. So I think we should probably just wait it out

710. and let this storm cloud go by.

711. - This is crazy.

712. I'm in the water in a metal boat

713. with snakes and my son.

714. - This is gonna be great. - It's perfect.

715. - Assassinated.

716. This will be a memory.

717. Oh wait, have we got a leak?

718. - If we survive.

719. Terrible memory.

720. Today Ozzy Osbourne,

721. the notorious mad man of rock and roll,

722. was found in a snake's gut.

723. - I thought I just got a drop of water

724. on me as I sat right here.

725. - It's him.

726. - Me?

727. - No, him.

728. He put the curse on us.

729. - How many snakes are there?

730. - 100,000 they say.

731. - hell.

732. - You ready?

733. - You know this guy?

734. Whoo!

735. - So the snakes, they come out of the Everglades Park,

736. and they come up to these islands

737. and they find refuge on the islands.

738. - Interesting.

739. - How big are the Everglades?

740. - In this area there's a million acres.

741. - The environment, I reckon,

742. is perfect for these things to be.

743. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.

744. We're importing them in, and people want them as a pet,

745. and they just throw them out into the Everglades.

746. Well, they don't realize that

747. they're just destroying the native wildlife out here.

748. It's just big time tragic.

749. - And then those snakes go on a plane.

750. - What?

751. - Never mind.

752. - There's a lot of alligators in here.

753. - They attack people at all?

754. - Yeah. If you get around them, they'll attack you.

755. - hell.

756. We were going up a canal thing.

757. I was thinking, if these things turn up

758. we're all dead because there's things under

759. the canal and above the canal.

760. So, I mean, if you swim to the shore,

761. you got a set of teeth in your ass.

762. - I won't let them get you though.

763. That's what happened right there.

764. Alligator.

765. - Oh!

766. - It bit your finger off?

767. - Yeah.

768. - Was it like hanging off,

769. or was it like clean off?

770. - Yeah, hanging off.

771. Hanging off.

772. Crunch.

773. - Oh!

774. - Well, we're gonna get up to one of these islands up here

775. and we'll get out and have a little walk around

776. and see if we can find anything.

777. - All right, we are clearing up.

778. - nuts.

779. What the!

780. It was a branch.

781. - threw it on my leg,

782. like touched your leg, you were like,

783. what the is that?

784. - Go yourself.

785. - This is what we do.

786. We come through here and —

787. - Jungle bashing.

788. - Exactly.

789. - There's one over here.

790. - They got one.

791. - Where?

792. - Right here.

793. - Ah!

794. - Oh.

795. - Come grab him, Oz.

796. - Where was he at?

797. - He was moving right across here.

798. - I see how'd the camouflage in.

799. - Yeah, and they're tough.

800. - Look how he wraps around.

801. - Naughty boy. Naughty boy.

802. - that's a big snake, that is.

803. - And you guys do it all by hand?

804. You don't use any like sticks or anything like that?

805. - Nah. That's the challenge of it, you know?

806. It's a fair fight.

807. - Yeah.

808. - It's all you.

809. Snake wrangler Jack.

810. - All right, here we go.

811. - Start getting more of him.

812. Keep going. You're doing good.

813. - Let Jack get the head. - No!

814. - Yeah. You gotta get the head.

815. - No. I'm not getting the head.

816. Hell no.

817. - Watch. He's not even looking.

818. - No. I'm not grabbing that head.

819. - Right close to the back of his head, right there.

820. - I'm not grabbing his head.

821. - me.

822. - You got it.

823. - No way. I'm not grabbing his head.

824. - I'm not doing it.

825. Wait, how high do I grab it?

826. - Just right behind —

827. - Right behind.

828. - Go on, son.

829. See you in the next life.

830. - Yes, you got it. - You got it.

831. - Okay.

832. - One — one, two, three.

833. You got it. You got it.

834. You're inches away. You got it.

835. There you go.

836. - Wow, that's a first.

837. I grabbed it purely based on peer pressure.

838. - My hat goes off to you

839. because I would not have done that.

840. - You got this.

841. - Oh, God. Oh, God.

842. Ooh, that's a rush.

843. So due to the fact that the winter White House

844. is down there, I think it's only appropriate

845. that we go do a drive by.

846. - The White House, the government?

847. - Yeah. That Trump's place.

848. They call wherever the President vacations,

849. the winter White House because it's somewhere nice.

850. - Oh, making a turn. Whoop.

851. - Yeah. That just happened.

852. - They're really well made, these are.

853. - Is that the road, or is —

854. what the was that?

855. Did we just blow the suspension?

856. - This piece of worthless.

857. It sounded like something exploded.

858. - yeah, it did.

859. - Hold on.

860. - It sounded like something exploded.

861. - yeah, it did.

862. - Timing was beautiful.

863. We were just saying how wonderful this vehicle was

864. to be 41 years old and still traveling.

865. And then suddenly —

866. Bang it went.

867. So it may be the end.

868. I don't know.

869. Never ceases to amaze me, life.

870. It's great.

871. - Yeah, the tire's split.

872. We found the problem.

873. - What is it?

874. - So we need to replace the tire.

875. We're gonna go real slow, we're gonna exit,

876. and we're gonna get it handled.

877. - It's the curse of the doll, I told you.

878. - Robert. I know, dude, come on.

879. - Well, Robert is a very particular young man.

880. - I'm telling you, it's Robert —

881. the curse of Robert.

882. - It's not Robert.

883. It was my fault.

884. I jumped the curb and damaged the tire and —

885. - Shh. Well, it's what you call touring, son.

886. When you've been the road

887. as many years as I have,

888. all kinds of comes up.

889. - Part for the course.

890. - Ah, yes.

891. - There's the culprit.

892. - It'll be all right.

893. - Oh, yeah, it'll be fine.

894. Let's just keep going.

895. - That's what we would do in the old days.

896. - Hey, it's the new days.

897. You've been making fun of Robert.

898. That's why this happened.

899. - Not me.

900. He's cursed the tire

901. thing will blow up.

902. - Well, I'm gonna call Triple A

903. and have them come out.

904. - I thought you were — Triple A and AA.

905. - Yeah, exactly.

906. We'll go to AA while Triple A comes.

907. - I'll entertain ya.

908. - Put your hat down.

909. That's how we'll pay for the tire.

910. - Okay.

911. - Let's get in the shade.

912. You want a coffee?

913. - No, thanks.

914. - No on the bus.

915. - Do you mind?

916. - And we're off.

917. Hey, Robert —

918. - Robert, no more around, dude.

919. Take deep breaths.

920. - I know Mar-A-Lago is around here somewhere,

921. so I guess whoever donated this property originally

922. donated it to the government

923. so it could be a presidential retreat.

924. - Retreat.

925. - No president wanted to use it,

926. so Trump bought it and turned it into

927. this big golfing estate, and now it is being used by

928. the president.

929. - I wonder how close you can get to Mar-A-Lago in —

930. - Well, I ain't gonna try and find out.

931. - Here's an idea.

932. Why don't get out and you can try

933. and like get a selfie over the fence?

934. - Tell you what, go and kiss your ass.

935. - What?

936. - Listen, you can add it to the list

937. of lifelong achievements.

938. - Listen, I'll go first maybe because I'm a citizen,

939. so I can't get kicked out.

940. Where is it?

941. I know it's around here some —

942. oh, here it is.

943. It's coming up here on the right.

944. It's right — this is it.

945. - That's unbelievable.

946. It's beautiful.

947. - Do you think he mimics the tone of his skin

948. to the color of the paint?

949. That was a good way to start the trip.

950. What'd you think about Florida?

951. Did you have fun?

952. - Oh, yeah. I mean, the boats and the boats

953. and the boats and the fish and the boats.

954. - You know, Florida is a great place for retirement.

955. - you.

956. - Well, onward and upward.

957. - Here we go. Yeah-o!

958. - I think this is gonna be very comfortable.

959. - Hell yeah it will.

960. We're good.

961. - Our Boogie Wagon went sputter sputter, cough cough,

962. crash, bang, dead.

963. - I'm getting too old for this.

964. - Just think, Dad.

965. You were playing sold-out stadiums

966. a couple months ago.

967. - It's green!

968. - What the is in your bag?

969. - My lucky shoe.

970. - Oh, you.

971. Stop! Don't do it.

972. - this.

973. - Can't take you anywhere.

974. Whoa, look at this place.

975. - Wow.

976. - Off we go.

977. - How far is it?

978. We're walking there?

979. me.

980. - Hi.

981. - Are you excited to be seeing your family?

982. - Yeah, of course.

983. It's not gonna bite you if you grab its tail.

984. Buddy, let's see your loose tooth.

985. - Whoa.

986. Oh!

987. - Hi Rocky!

988. I don't miss Mum, but I miss you.

989. - Police, you're under arrest.

990. - you.

991. - Get him.

992. - Whoa!

993. Holy crap!

994. - Well, they know that.

995. - Jack! Where the are you?

996. Hello?

997. - Oh, sorry.

998. It's all right.

999. I'm in the wrong tent.

1000. Jack! Jack!

1001. - Right here.

1002. - Papa needs to go to jail.

1003. - What have I done to go to jail?

1004. - You don't flush the toilet.

1005. - Hey, is he good to piss right here?

1006. Yeah-o!