1. Chapter 4 - "Songs of the Dark Lantern"
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2. Stop! No!
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3. Oh, no!
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4. The beast is upon me!
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5. - Shh!
- Greg, is there a beast out there?
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6. Mmm...
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7. I found a duck. Do you
know how to make eggs
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8. from a duck? I'm hungry.
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9. - What about the beast?
- The beast is upon me!
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10. I didn't see any beast.
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11. That driver is nuts.
Mmm, nuts.
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12. - Whew! Well, that's good.
- Good?
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13. That crazy driver's
taking us way off course!
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14. - Really?
- Yeah, who knows where we are
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15. by now with that guy acting all bananas.
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16. Ooh, banana nut duck bread.
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17. - Whoa-ah!
- Well, finally some good luck.
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18. Let's go to this creepy tavern
and ask for some directions.
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19. But...
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20. But it's creepy.
Why don't you guys go ask for
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21. directions, and I'll just wait out ...
no, wait, I-I don't want
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22. to be out here by myself.
How about you guys ...
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23. - Just go to the tavern!
- Okay!
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24. - But you ask for directions.
- Fine, yeah, I'll do everything.
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25. I'm hungry.
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26. - Go on!
- I-It's stuck. Oh.
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27. E-Excuse me, there.
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28. Excuse me. Hmm?
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29. You. Wait. Here.
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30. - I'll get some food.
- Well, at least it has music.
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31. Well, hey, there, peach pot.
Whatcha doing around ...
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32. - hey, what's that bird you got there?
- It's a ...
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33. I am Beatrice!
These two sweet kids and I got
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34. a bit lost in the ...
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35. No birds allowed in my tavern!
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36. No birds allowed in your ...
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37. It's a bad omen when a bluebird enters
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38. through your door. It's bad luck!
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39. Lady, bluebirds are good luck!
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40. We bring joy and
happiness to the ...
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41. Good luck, bad luck ...
I don't need any of it!
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42. Curse you, lady! Curse you!
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43. You'll die someday, and
I'll laugh ... laugh!
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44. - Ohh!
- Forget this. I'm out of here.
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45. - Wirt, you get directions.
- W-Wait, no.
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46. - I-I don't want to ...
- Just do it!
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47. Who are you two anyway,
bringing bad luck to my tavern?
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48. I'm Wirt, and this is Gregory.
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49. And that's a horse!
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50. That's great, but who are you?
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51. I'm... Wirt. I'm ...
I'm just a-a guy, I-I guess.
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52. Um, w-what do you mean?
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53. - Well, he's the butcher...
- I'm the butcher.
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54. - ... the baker...
- Yeah!
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55. the midwife...
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56. the master and apprentice...
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57. the tailor.
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58. and I'm the tavern keeper.
Who are you?
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59. I am hungry!
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60. I-I-I don't know.
I don't really like labels.
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61. I'm just sort of,
like, myself, you know?
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62. - Maybe he's simple.
- No, I-I'm just
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63. I'm just lost. See,
w-we're trying to get to ...
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64. - I'm the highwayman.
- Okay, good to know.
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65. Hey.
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66. Are you wearing lipstick?
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67. Hmm? Who's out there?
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68. What kind of person
goes out chopping trees
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69. in the middle of a
thunderstorm at night?
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70. talks to a horse?
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71. Ooh Ah.
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72. Hmm.
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73. - Excuse me?
- Huh?
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74. I was wondering if you knew the way ...
uh, I mean, I-I'm ...
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75. - her name is Adelaide, and ...
- Oh, it's a girl you're after, eh?
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76. No! I-I mean, yes, but ...
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77. Oh, you're not the witless
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78. simple-minded fool
everybody takes you for.
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79. - Everyone thinks I'm ...
- You're the young lover.
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80. - What? Young lover? No, uh ...
- If you really want to get
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81. - with this Adelaide gal...
- I-I don't. I-I mean, I-I ...
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82. well, here's what you do.
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83. No, no, no, no. y-you guys,
I-I-I'm not getting
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84. married. I'm just trying to find ...
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85. Mm.
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86. If I have to be outside,
then those jokers do, too.
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87. Oh, hey, Beatrice!
Do you want some food, too?
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88. No. How's Wirt doing
getting directions?
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89. Mm, pretty good.
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90. What about that woodsman?
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91. I bet he knows these woods
better than anybody, huh?
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92. All right, horse, good riddance!
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93. Lover! Lover!
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94. No, y-you guys, Adelaide
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95. - isn't ... I-I'm just ...
- Young lover, sing us your love song!
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96. - Love song?
- Yeah, lover! Sing us your love song!
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97. No, I-I-I don't have a ...
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98. - Sing, lover, sing!
- No.
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99. - Sing, lover, sing!
- Ohh!
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100. Sing, lover, sing!
Sing, lover, sing!
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101. - Sing, lover, sing!
- Sing, boy, sing!
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102. - This ain't no love song.
- It's a metaphor.
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103. - Keep it together, tailor.
- Hey!
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104. - Uh, yes?
- I know what you are!
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105. - You're a pilgrim!
- What? What, like the ...
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106. the guys who eat turkey
and cranberry sauce?
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107. - No, you're a pilgrim!
- A pilgrim?
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108. You're a traveler
on a sacred journey.
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109. You're the master
of your own destiny.
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110. - The hero of your own story!
- A pilgrim.
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111. Tell us your feats, pilgrim!
What other challenges
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112. - have you overcome?
- Regale us with your travels, pilgrim!
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113. One time, Wirt fell on a gorilla.
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114. And helped me find this frog.
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115. - More! Tell us more!
- Tell us more!
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116. Let the cat out of the bag!
We want to hear it!
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117. And, oh, uh, I met this
helpful woodsman who told us
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118. which direction to go to avoid beast.
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119. - The beast!
- The beast.
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120. - Oh, goodness.
- Oh, you guys have heard of
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121. - the beast, too?
- We all know the beast, pilgrim.
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122. Wait, wait, wait! Lantern?
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123. The woodsman was the guy with
the weird lantern, not the beast.
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124. Pilgrim, he who carries the
dark lantern must be the beast.
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125. What?
No, the woodsman's a good guy.
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126. He warned us of the beast and
told us which direction
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127. - to go to avoid him.
- And now you're more
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128. - lost than ever, huh?
- Yeah, but...
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129. Oh, yeah, hey, can you
give us some directions?
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130. Our friend Beatrice is trying
to take us to Adelaide
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131. of the pasture, the
good woman of the woods.
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132. - She can help us get home.
- You don't need directions, pilgrim.
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133. - You follow that compass
inside your heart. - Uh...
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134. No, I think we need directions.
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135. - Beatrice!
- Go save your friend
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136. and get yourself home!
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137. - Pilgrim!
- You got it!
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138. Uh... Okay.
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139. Never say die, never say die!
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140. Oh, boy, I guess
I'm really doing this.
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141. Horse, I'm just gonna pretend
like I can ride you, all right?
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142. Beatrice!
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143. Beatrice?
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144. - Another one of those trees.
- Halt!
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145. It's you!
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146. - Hey, Mr. Woodsman!
- I told you to leave these woods!
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147. Beatrice!
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148. You're turning her
into an edelwood tree!
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149. You were the beast all along!
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150. Huh?
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151. Whoa! Huh?
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152. - What is this?
- Greg, get Beatrice!
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153. What are you doing?
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154. Boys, the beast is upon you!
Agh!
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155. Oh!
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156. - Beatrice, you all right?
- Yeah, I just ... I saw a weird shadow
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157. and then stupidly flew
into a tree and got knocked out.
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158. Oh, well, we're all right now.
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159. Wirt was amazing!
He sang a song, rode a horse,
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160. and saved you from the axe guy!
He's the pilgrim!
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161. That's all well and good,
but you were supposed
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162. - to get directions.
- I did.
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163. We just got directions from
Fred before you woke up.
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164. - Who?
- Oh, uh, Beatrice, meet Fred the horse.
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165. - Nice to horse your acquaintance.
- You can talk?
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166. It seems you're running
out of oil, woodsman.
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167. Why not let me take
the lantern for awhile?
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168. Begone, beast!
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169. I've fought you for the lantern
before, and I'll fight you again!
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170. No need for violence,
woodsman, but be sure
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171. to keep it lit, or your daughter's flame
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172. will go out... forever.
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173. Now, what direction
did those children go?
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174. You leave those children be!
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