1. Chapter 4 - "Songs of the Dark Lantern"
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2. [Wind rushing, pastoral music playing]
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4. [Train whistle blows]
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5. [Pastoral music playing]
[wind whistling]
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6. Stop! No!
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7. [Shouts]
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8. Oh, no!
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9. The beast is upon me!
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10. [Duck quacks]
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11. - Shh!
- Greg, is there a beast out there?
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12. Mmm...
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13. I found a duck. Do you
know how to make eggs
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14. from a duck? I'm hungry.
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15. - What about the beast?
- The beast is upon me!
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16. I didn't see any beast.
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17. That driver is nuts.
Mmm, nuts.
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18. - Whew! Well, that's good.
- Good?!
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19. That crazy driver's
taking us way off course!
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20. - Really?
- Yeah, who knows where we are
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21. by now with that guy acting all bananas.
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22. Ooh, banana nut duck bread.
[Lightning strikes]
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23. [Whinnies]
[all shout, ducks squawking]
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24. - Whoa-ah!
- Well, finally some good luck.
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25. Let's go to this creepy tavern
and ask for some directions.
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26. But...
[lightning strikes]
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27. [Sign creaking]
[Neighing, crying]
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28. But it's creepy.
Why don't you guys go ask for
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29. directions, and I'll just wait out ...
no, wait, I-I don't want
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30. to be out here by myself.
How about you guys ...
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31. - Just go to the tavern!
- Okay!
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32. - But you ask for directions.
- Fine, yeah, I'll do everything.
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33. Greg: I'm hungry.
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34. - [Grunts] Go on!
- I-It's stuck. Oh.
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35. [Dog sputtering]
E-Excuse me, there.
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36. Excuse me. Hmm?
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37. [Whistling]
[down-tempo music playing]
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38. [Indistinct talking]
[whistling continues]
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39. [Down-tempo music continues]
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40. You. Wait. Here.
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41. - I'll get some food.
- Well, at least it has music.
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42. Well, hey, there, peach pot.
Whatcha doing around ...
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43. - hey, what's that bird you got there?
- It's a ...
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44. I am Beatrice!
These two sweet kids and I got
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45. a bit lost in the ... Aah!
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46. [Gasps]
No birds allowed in my tavern!
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47. No birds allowed in your ...
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48. It's a bad omen when a bluebird enters
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49. through your door. It's bad luck!
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50. Lady, bluebirds are good luck!
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51. We bring joy and
happiness to the ... aah!
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52. Good luck, bad luck ...
I don't need any of it!
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53. Curse you, lady! Curse you!
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54. You'll die someday, and I'll
laugh ... laugh! [laughs]
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55. - Ohh!
- Forget this. I'm out of here.
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56. - Wirt, you get directions.
- W-Wait, no.
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57. - I-I don't want to ...
- Just do it!
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58. Who are you two anyway,
bringing bad luck to my tavern?
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59. I'm Wirt, and this is Gregory.
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60. [Snorts]
And that's a horse!
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61. That's great, but who are you?
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62. I'm... Wirt. I'm ...
I'm just a-a guy, I-I guess.
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63. Um, w-what do you mean?
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64. - Well, he's the butcher...
- I'm the butcher.
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65. - ...the baker...
- Yeah!
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66. ...the midwife...
[Coughs]
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67. ...the master and apprentice...
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68. the tailor.
[Moaning]
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69. and I'm the tavern keeper.
Who are you?!
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70. I am hungry!
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71. I-I-I don't know.
I don't really like labels.
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72. I'm just sort of,
like, myself, you know?
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73. - Maybe he's simple.
- No, I-I'm just [sighs]
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74. I'm just lost. See,
w-we're trying to get to ...
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75. - I'm the highwayman.
- Okay, good to know.
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76. - Well, so, you see ...
- I'm the highwayman
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77. I make ends meet.
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78. Just like any man
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79. I work with my hands.
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80. If you cross my path.
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81. I'll knock you out.
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82. Drag you off the road.
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83. Steal your shoes from off your feet.
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84. I'm the highwayman.
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85. And I make
ends mee-e-e-e-t.
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86. [cheers and applause]
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87. [Sighs]
[cheers and applause continue]
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88. [Sighs] Hey.
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89. [Crunching]
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90. Are you wearing lipstick?
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91. [Smacks lips, snorting]
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92. ♪ La la la la ♪
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93. Hmm? Who's out there?
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94. ♪ Chop the wood to light the fire ♪
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95. What kind of person
goes out chopping trees
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96. in the middle of a
thunderstorm at night?
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97. - # Light that fiery fire #
- What kind of a person
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98. talks to a horse?
[Neighs, laughs]
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99. Ooh Ah.
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100. [Both grunting]
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101. [Laughing]
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102. Hmm.
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103. [Sighs]
[Laughing]
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104. - Excuse me?
- Huh?
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105. I was wondering if you knew the way ...
uh, I mean, I-I'm ...
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106. - her name is Adelaide, and ...
- Oh, it's a girl you're after, eh?
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107. No! I-I mean, yes, but ...
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108. [Laughs]
Oh, you're not the witless
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109. simple-minded fool
everybody takes you for.
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110. - Everyone thinks I'm ...
- You're the young lover.
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111. - What? Young lover? No, uh ...
- If you really want to get
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112. - with this Adelaide gal...
- I-I don't. I-I mean, I-I ...
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113. well, here's what you do.
[mid-tempo music playing]
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114. ♪ Write a loving letter, boy ♪
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115. ♪ that swoops and sweeps and curls ♪
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116. ♪ calligrapher's just the thing
to help you win your girl ♪
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117. ♪ then you'll need to dress up smart ♪
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118. ♪ the tailor's here by chance ♪
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119. ♪ He'll stitch your
trousers, hole your belt ♪
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120. ♪ in fine couture of France ♪
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121. ♪ your shoes, my goodness,
how they're worn, ♪
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122. ♪ but you're too young to know ♪
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123. ♪ Nothing courts a woman's scorn
more than scuffs on the toe ♪
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124. ♪ The cobbler can attend to that ♪
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125. ♪ Meanwhile, you must have cake ♪
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126. ♪ The baker and patissier
need work for goodness sake ♪
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127. ♪ high, dee, diddly,
um-de-dum-de-day ♪
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128. ♪ What a merry time we'll
have upon your wedding day ♪
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129. - What?
- # High, dee, diddly, #
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130. ♪ um-de-dum-de-day ♪
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131. ♪ there's work for all when little
boys get married ♪ [laughter]
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132. No, no, no, no. y-you guys,
I-I-I'm not getting
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133. married. I'm just trying to find ...
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134. ♪ That pointy cone upon your head ♪
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135. - Oh, no, please.
- # You can't be wearing that #
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136. [mid-tempo music continues in distance]
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137. [Thunder rumbling]
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138. Mm. [Sighs]
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139. If I have to be outside,
then those jokers do, too.
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140. Oh, hey, Beatrice!
Do you want some food, too?
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141. No. How's Wirt doing
getting directions?
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142. Mm, pretty good.
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143. ♪ High, dee, diddly,
um-de-dum-de-day ♪
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144. ♪ What a merry time we'll
have upon your wedding day ♪
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145. [Sighs]
# High, dee, diddly #
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146. What about that woodsman?
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147. I bet he knows these woods
better than anybody, huh? [Sighs]
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148. All right, horse, good riddance!
[Neighs, laughs]
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149. [All cheering]
Lover! Lover!
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150. No, y-you guys, Adelaide
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151. - isn't ... I-I'm just ...
- Young lover, sing us your love song!
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152. - Love song?
- Yeah, lover! Sing us your love song!
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153. No, I-I-I don't have a ...
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154. - All: [chanting] Sing, lover, sing!
- No.
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155. - All: Sing, lover, sing!
- Aah! Ohh!
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156. All: Sing, lover, sing!
Sing, lover, sing!
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157. - Sing, lover, sing!
- Sing, boy, sing!
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158. [Vocalizing nervously]
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159. ♪ My name is Wirt, and his name ♪
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160. ♪ is Greg ♪
♪ we're related 'cause my mom ♪
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161. ♪ Remarried and then gave
birth to him with my stepdad ♪
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162. [Mid-tempo music playing]
[sighs]
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163. ♪ We're not from around here ♪
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164. ♪ can you all give me ♪
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165. ♪ Some directions today? ♪
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166. ♪ So we can be on our ♪
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167. [breathing heavily]
# wa-a-a-y #
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168. - This ain't no love song. [Sniffling]
- It's a metaphor. [Crying]
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169. - Keep it together, tailor.
- Hey!
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170. - Uh, yes?
- I know what you are!
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171. - You're a pilgrim!
- What? What, like the ...
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172. the guys who eat turkey
and cranberry sauce?
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173. - No, you're a pilgrim!
- A pilgrim?
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174. You're a traveler
on a sacred journey.
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175. You're the master
of your own destiny.
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176. - The hero of your own story!
- A pilgrim.
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177. Tell us your feats, pilgrim!
What other challenges
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178. - have you overcome?
- Regale us with your travels, pilgrim!
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179. One time, Wirt fell on a gorilla.
[all cheering]
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180. And helped me find this frog.
[All cheering]
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181. - More! Tell us more!
- Tell us more!
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182. Let the cat out of the bag!
We want to hear it!
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183. And, oh, uh, I met this
helpful woodsman who told us
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184. which direction to go to avoid beast.
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185. - All: [gasp] The beast!
- The beast.
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186. - Oh, goodness.
- Oh, you guys have heard of
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187. - the beast, too?
- We all know the beast, pilgrim.
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188. ♪ He lurks out there in the Unknown ♪
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189. ♪ seeking those who are far from home ♪
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190. ♪ hoping never to let you return ♪
[vocalizing]
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191. ♪ ooh-ooh, better beware ♪
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192. ♪ ooh-ooh,
the beast is out there ♪
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193. ♪ ooh-ooh, better be wise
and don't believe his lies ♪ [vocalizing]
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194. ♪ for once your will begins to spoil ♪
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195. ♪ he'll turn you to a tree of oil ♪
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196. ♪ and use you in his
lantern for to burn ♪
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197. [Vocalizing]
[Blows]
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198. Wait, wait, wait! Lantern?
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199. The woodsman was the guy with
the weird lantern, not the beast.
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200. Pilgrim, he who carries the
dark lantern must be the beast.
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201. What?
No, the woodsman's a good guy.
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202. He warned us of the beast and
told us which direction
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203. - to go to avoid him.
- And now you're more
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204. - lost than ever, huh?
- Yeah, but...
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205. Oh, yeah, hey, can you
give us some directions?
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206. Our friend Beatrice is trying
to take us to Adelaide
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207. of the pasture, the
good woman of the woods.
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208. - She can help us get home.
- You don't need directions, pilgrim.
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209. - You follow that compass
inside your heart. - Uh...
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210. - No, I think we need directions.
- Aah!
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211. - [Gasps] Beatrice!
- Go save your friend and get
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212. yourself home!
[All cheering, shouting]
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213. - Pilgrim!
- You got it!
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214. Uh... Okay.
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215. Never say die, never say die!
[All cheering]
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216. Oh, boy, I guess
I'm really doing this.
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217. Horse, I'm just gonna pretend
like I can ride you, all right?
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218. [Grunts]
[Neighing]
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219. Beatrice!
[Creature howling in distance]
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220. Beatrice?
[Wind whistling]
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221. - Another one of those trees.
- Halt!
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222. [Gasps]
It's you!
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223. - Hey, Mr. Woodsman!
- I told you to leave these woods!
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224. [Gasps]
Beatrice!
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225. You're turning her
into an edelwood tree!
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226. [gasps]
You were the beast all along!
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227. [Blows]
Huh?!
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228. [Whinnying]
Whoa! Huh?!
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229. - What is this?
- Greg, get Beatrice!
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230. [Grunting]
What are you doing?!
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231. Boys, the beast is upon you!
Agh!
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232. Oh!
[Gasps]
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233. [Neighing]
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234. [Sighs]
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235. - Beatrice, you all right?
- Yeah, I just ... I saw a weird shadow
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236. and then stupidly flew
into a tree and got knocked out.
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237. Oh, well, we're all right now.
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238. Wirt was amazing!
He sang a song, rode a horse,
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239. and saved you from the axe guy!
He's the pilgrim!
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240. That's all well and good,
but you were supposed
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241. - to get directions.
- I did.
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242. We just got directions from
Fred before you woke up.
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243. - Who?
- Oh, uh, Beatrice, meet Fred the horse.
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244. - Nice to horse your acquaintance.
- You can talk?!
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245. [Neighs, laughs]
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246. Man: It seems you're
running out of oil, woodsman.
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247. Why not let me take
the lantern for awhile?
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248. Begone, beast!
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249. I've fought you for the lantern
before, and I'll fight you again!
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250. No need for violence,
woodsman, but be sure
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251. to keep it lit, or your daughter's flame
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252. will go out... forever.
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253. Now, what direction
did those children go?
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254. You leave those children be!
[Laughing evilly]
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255. - Beast!
- # La la la la #
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256. - Beast!
- # La la la la #
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257. ♪ Chop the wood to light the fire ♪
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