1. - I LOVE WATER PISTOLS.Copy !req
2. AS A CHILD,
MY COUSIN AND ICopy !req
3. FILLED OUR GUNS
IN THE RIVERCopy !req
4. AND PLAYED ALL DAY.Copy !req
5. - OH, SOUNDS LIKE FUN.Copy !req
6. - OH, IT WAS.Copy !req
7. UNTIL HE SHOT ME
IN THE MOUTH.Copy !req
8. I HAD DYSENTERY ALL SUMMER.Copy !req
9. - IS TODD AROUND?Copy !req
10. - NOT IN YET.Copy !req
11. - WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
12. - THAT, MY ACQUAINTANCES,
IS A WATER BALLOON LAUNCHER.Copy !req
13. RIGHT ON THE EDGE
BETWEEN TOY AND WEAPON,Copy !req
14. LIKE A.22 CALIBER RIFLE.Copy !req
15. - HOW DOES IT WORK?Copy !req
16. - LIKE A WHORE
ON NICKEL NIGHT.Copy !req
17. - AH.Copy !req
18. - IT GETS THE JOB DONE.Copy !req
19. - WHOA.Copy !req
20. - ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?Copy !req
21. - WHO CARES?Copy !req
22. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS,
THE GOOD IDEA GANG?Copy !req
23. NOW CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
24. THAT HOTEL DOWN THE BLOCKCopy !req
25. IS ABOUT TO GET
A ROOFTOP POOL.Copy !req
26. - OH!
- HA HA!Copy !req
27. - OH. WHAT?Copy !req
28. - I DIDN'T SEE
WHERE IT LANDED.Copy !req
29. - THIS JUST FEELS DANGEROUS.Copy !req
30. - COME ON, IT'S FUN.Copy !req
31. OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
32. - OH-OH, IT IS FUN.Copy !req
33. - OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
34. - HEY! CHARLIE, CHARLIE.Copy !req
35. YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED ON SATURDAY.Copy !req
36. - YOU KISSED ASHA.Copy !req
37. - WHAT?
IT GOT OUT?Copy !req
38. ARE PEOPLE TALKING
ABOUT IT?Copy !req
39. - YOU LEFT ME
A DRUNK VOICE MAIL.Copy !req
40. - NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
41. THAT'S NOT MY STYLE.Copy !req
42. - CHARLIE HORSE,
WHAT UP!Copy !req
43. IT'S THE T-O-DOUBLE-D.Copy !req
44. GUESS WHERE MY TONGUE WAS
LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
45. - YOU CAN IMAGINE
MY DISAPPOINTMENTCopy !req
46. WHEN I FOUND OUT
IT WAS ONLY A KISS.Copy !req
47. - IT WAS MORE
THAN JUST A KISS.Copy !req
48. A WEEK AGO,
ASHA WAS LOCKED INTOCopy !req
49. THIS WHOLE
ARRANGED MARRIAGE THING.Copy !req
50. THIS IS A GAME-CHANGER.Copy !req
51. - I DON'T KNOW
IF SHE'S THE ONE.Copy !req
52. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'VE GOT
FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE ELSE.Copy !req
53. - WHAT?Copy !req
54. CHARLIE, I LOVE YOU, MAN!
YOU'RE THE BEST.Copy !req
55. - MAKES ME SAD YOU NEED
ALCOHOL TO SAY THAT.Copy !req
56. - GUPTA.
TODD, SEIZE HIM.Copy !req
57. - SEIZE HIM?
GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
58. - SIR, THIS BARNYARD ANIMAL
IS CHEWING PAAN IN THE OFFICE.Copy !req
59. - PAAN?
WHAT'S PAAN?Copy !req
60. - IT'S A BETEL LEAF WITH
TOBACCO AND SPICES.Copy !req
61. - OH, LIKE CHEWING TOBACCO?Copy !req
62. - YES, IT'S
A DISGUSTING HABITCopy !req
63. OF WEAK-MINDED PEOPLE.Copy !req
64. - I USED TO CHEW.Copy !req
65. TEN YEARS AGO, YOU'D NEVER
SEE OLD CHARLIE WALKING AROUNDCopy !req
66. WITHOUT A LIP FULL OF DIP.Copy !req
67. QUITTING THOSE WARM,
MINTY MOUTH HUGSCopy !req
68. WAS THE HARDEST THING
I EVER HAD TO DO.Copy !req
69. - GUPTA IS WASTING
COMPANY TIME ON THIS VILENESS,Copy !req
70. LEAVING HIS DESK EVERY
TEN MINUTES TO SPIT.Copy !req
71. - IS THIS TRUE, GUPTA?
- LIAR.Copy !req
72. OPEN YOUR MOUTH AT ONCE.
- GUPTA, IS THIS TRUE?Copy !req
73. YOUR ACCUSATIONS MAKE ME
SICK TO MY STOMACH.Copy !req
74. - GUPTA, DID YOU JUST
SWALLOW THAT?Copy !req
75. - OH, MAN.Copy !req
76. I REMEMBER THAT LOOK.Copy !req
77. IN ABOUT FIVE SECONDS
HE'S GONNA HURL.Copy !req
78. FIVE...Copy !req
79. FOUR...Copy !req
80. THREE...Copy !req
81. TWO...Copy !req
82. ONE.Copy !req
83. - WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS
AT A BOLLYWOOD CONCERT?Copy !req
84. - MOVIE STARS PERFORM SONGS
FROM THEIR HIT MOVIES.Copy !req
85. - OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
86. IT'S LIKE THAT
BUT WITHOUT THE SWEATINGCopy !req
87. AND THE BUTTON
ABOUT TO POP OFF.Copy !req
88. - OH, I KNOW I HAVE
TO GET IT STITCHED.Copy !req
89. - SIR?Copy !req
90. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU.Copy !req
91. DO YOU THINK I CAN LEAVE
JUST A TINY BIT EARLY TONIGHTCopy !req
92. SO I CAN GO
TO THE CONCERT?Copy !req
93. - YOU HAVE TICKETS?
THAT'S GREAT!Copy !req
94. YEAH, OF COURSE
YOU CAN LEAVE EARLY.Copy !req
95. - THANK YOU, BUT I COULD
NEVER GET TICKETS.Copy !req
96. I'M GOING TO STAND
OUTSIDE THE CONCERTCopy !req
97. AND PUT MY HAND UP AGAINST
THE WALL TO FEEL THE MUSIC.Copy !req
98. - AND THAT'LL BE
A GOOD TIME FOR YOU?Copy !req
99. - JUST KNOWING
THAT HRITHIK ROSHANCopy !req
100. IS ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE WALLCopy !req
101. DANCING WITHOUT HIS SHIRTCopy !req
102. IS ABOUT AS MUCH
AS I CAN HANDLE.Copy !req
103. - TODD.Copy !req
104. - HMM, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
105. - I SAW A FOLDER
ON ASHA'S DESK THAT HAD—Copy !req
106. - MANMEET,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE LOOKINGCopy !req
107. AT OTHER PEOPLE'S
PERSONAL THINGS.Copy !req
108. IT'S A VIOLATION
OF THEIR PRIVACY,Copy !req
109. AND AS YOUR MANAGER I—Copy !req
110. YEAH, OKAY, THEY'RE GONE.
TELL ME EVERYTHING.Copy !req
111. - THE FOLDER WAS FILLED
WITH THE RESUMESCopy !req
112. OF POTENTIAL SUITORS.Copy !req
113. SHE'S BEGUN THE ARRANGED
MARRIAGE PROCESS, TODD,Copy !req
114. AND YOU ARE ABOUT
TO LOSE HER, MAN.Copy !req
115. - WHAT?
I JUST KISSED HER.Copy !req
116. YOU KNOW WHAT,
I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.Copy !req
117. SHE'S FELT
THE SAME THING I DID,Copy !req
118. AND IT FREAKED HER OUT.Copy !req
119. THINK ABOUT IT,
SHE KISSES ME,Copy !req
120. AND NOW SHE'S RUSHING
TO FIND A HUSBAND.Copy !req
121. THAT'S NO COINCIDENCE.Copy !req
122. I MEAN, DO ARRANGED MARRIAGES
USUALLY MOVE THIS FAST?Copy !req
123. - THEY CAN.
- UGH!Copy !req
124. - THAT'S WHY I DON'T WANT
AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE.Copy !req
125. I NEED TO LIVE FIRST,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
126. I WANT TO KISS A GIRL
IN THE RAIN IN PARIS.Copy !req
127. I WANT TO TANGO ALL NIGHTCopy !req
128. WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
IN BUENOS AIRES.Copy !req
129. AND I WANT
JUST ONE SPRING BREAKCopy !req
130. AT THE COMFORT INN
IN SOUTH PADRE.Copy !req
131. - HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW
ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
132. - LAST WEEK A SORORITY GIRL
CALLED TO ORDERCopy !req
133. OUR KING KONG BEER BONGCopy !req
134. AND SAID I COULD CRASH
ON THEIR FLOOR.Copy !req
135. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
136. - WELL, IT MEANS
THERE ARE SO MANY GIRLSCopy !req
137. SLEEPING IN A ROOM
THERE AREN'T ENOUGH BEDS.Copy !req
138. - HEY, THEY'D HAVE TO DOUBLE UP
ON THE SHOWERS TOO.Copy !req
139. - SIR, I JUST SAW GUPTA PUT
SOME PAAN IN HIS MOUTH.Copy !req
140. - HE TOLD ME HE QUIT.Copy !req
141. - HE WAS JUST TELLING YOU
WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR.Copy !req
142. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIMCopy !req
143. AND MAKE SURE
HE REALLY STOPS?Copy !req
144. - ALL RIGHT,
BUT IT WON'T BE EASY.Copy !req
145. NOBODY QUITS PAAN
COLD CHICKEN.Copy !req
146. - COLD TURKEY.Copy !req
147. - COLD LENTIL.Copy !req
148. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS GAME.Copy !req
149. - YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
150. COME ON.Copy !req
151. - GAH, THERE'S GOTTA BE, LIKE,
50 GUYS HERE.Copy !req
152. DENTIST, HINDU, 5'7".Copy !req
153. ENGINEER, PUNJA—
- PUNJABI.Copy !req
154. - PUNJABI,
WHEATISH COMPLEXION.Copy !req
155. WHAT'S WHEATISH COMPLEXION?Copy !req
156. - THAT MEANS
HE'S LIGHT-SKINNED.Copy !req
157. THAT'S MORE DESIRABLE
TO SOME WOMEN.Copy !req
158. - SERIOUSLY?
- MM-HMM.Copy !req
159. - OH, COME ON,
I OUT-PALE ALL THESE GUYS.Copy !req
160. - WHAT?Copy !req
161. - THIS MAHESH
IS A KEEPER, MAN.Copy !req
162. LOOK, PEDIATRICIAN,Copy !req
163. 6'2", GREAT SALARY.Copy !req
164. AND WHAT'S IMPORTANT
TO HIM IN A RELATIONSHIPCopy !req
165. IS TRUST AND HONESTY.Copy !req
166. - AH, SO GENERIC.Copy !req
167. NOBODY BELIEVES
IN TRUST AND HONESTY.Copy !req
168. YOU DON'T THINK SHE'LL NOTICE
IF I RIP THIS UP, DO YOU?Copy !req
169. - ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY,
LET ME KEEP IT.Copy !req
170. I HAVE A SISTER.Copy !req
171. - GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT COMES DOWN TO THIS.Copy !req
172. I'M SO MUCH BETTER ON PAPER
THAN ALL THESE GUYS.Copy !req
173. - BUT, TODD,
IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE FOLDER,Copy !req
174. YOU'RE NOT EVEN
IN THE RUNNING.Copy !req
175. - I WANT AN INDIAN NAME
THAT HAS A COOL MEANING.Copy !req
176. - MY COUSIN'S NAME
MEANS "BLISS."Copy !req
177. - OH, THAT'S PERFECT.
USE THAT.Copy !req
178. WAIT, WHAT'S THE NAME?Copy !req
179. - SUKHDEEP.Copy !req
180. - NO, I'M NOT GOING
TO BE SUKHDEEP.Copy !req
181. - OKAY, HOW ABOUT PRADEEP?Copy !req
182. IT MEANS "GLORY."Copy !req
183. - SOLD. PRADEEP IT IS.Copy !req
184. - WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING, PRADEEP?Copy !req
185. - INTERNATIONAL
BUSINESS MANAGER.Copy !req
186. - TELL HER
YOU'RE A SHERIFF.Copy !req
187. THE BADGE, THE GUN,
GETS A LADY'S MOTOR RUNNING.Copy !req
188. - NO, NO, CHARLIE,
YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.Copy !req
189. IT'S GOT TO BE
THE INDIAN VERSION OF ME.Copy !req
190. MANMEET WILL SLIP THIS FILE
INTO HER FOLDER.Copy !req
191. THAT WAY WHEN ASHA PICKS
PRADEEP'S PROFILE,Copy !req
192. SHE'S REALLY PICKING ME.Copy !req
193. THAT'LL PROVE
THAT I'M RIGHT FOR HER.Copy !req
194. - I'M JUST SAYING
YOU NEED TO UP-SELL.Copy !req
195. PRADEEP'S A BOUNTY HUNTER,
MILLIONAIRE PLAYBOYCopy !req
196. WITH A MASSIVE UNIT.Copy !req
197. - YOU KNOW WHAT, CHARLIE,
WHY DON'T YOU JUSTCopy !req
198. DO YOUR OWN FORM
AND I'LL DO MINE?Copy !req
199. - I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU
WITH THE LANGUAGE.Copy !req
200. I'VE BEEN ON ALL THESE
WEBSITES.Copy !req
201. JDATE, ADULT FRIEND FINDER,
THE LIFESTYLE—Copy !req
202. - CHARLIE—
- RUSSIAN BRIDE,Copy !req
203. THE NO-FATTY CLUB,
THE FATTY CLUB.Copy !req
204. - SO MOVING ON,Copy !req
205. PUT DOWN THAT I GRADUATED
TOP IN MY CLASS,Copy !req
206. NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY,Copy !req
207. CAPTAIN OF THE SOCCER TEAM—
- OH, COME ON.Copy !req
208. YOU'RE TRYING
TO GET INTO ASHA,Copy !req
209. NOT NOTRE DAME.Copy !req
210. I'M TELLING YOU,Copy !req
211. YOU GOT TO UP-SELL.Copy !req
212. - NO, I WANT IT TO BE
AS CLOSE TO THE REAL MECopy !req
213. AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
214. - WAKE UP, MAN.Copy !req
215. NO ONE TELLS THE TRUTH
ON THESE THINGS.Copy !req
216. "DOWN-TO-EARTH"
MEANS "POOR."Copy !req
217. "SEPARATED" MEANS "MARRIED."Copy !req
218. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,Copy !req
219. IF A WOMAN SAYS SHE'S GOT
AN ATHLETIC BUILD,Copy !req
220. DON'T GET INTO A HOT TUB
UNTIL YOU'RE SURECopy !req
221. SHE'S GOT AN INNIE
AND NOT AN OUTTIE.Copy !req
222. YEAH.Copy !req
223. JUST MAKE SURE.Copy !req
224. HEY, ASHA, CAN YOU
COME HERE FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
225. I JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN
YOUR PAY STUB FOR ME.Copy !req
226. - I THOUGHT I DID ALREADY.Copy !req
227. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
228. - SOMEONE'S DANCING
WITH THE DEVIL'S CROP.Copy !req
229. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
230. - YEAH, YOU'RE DOING
THE PAAN.Copy !req
231. YOU GOT THAT DUMB STARECopy !req
232. AND DROOL COMING OUT
THE SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
233. OH, COME ON, MAN,
I'VE BEEN THERE.Copy !req
234. I WAS SO ADDICTED
I'D THROW IN A PINCHCopy !req
235. BEFORE I GOT OUT OF BED.Copy !req
236. FINALLY HIT ROCK BOTTOMCopy !req
237. WHEN I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR
AND MY TEETH WERE STAINED BROWNCopy !req
238. AND MY GUMS WERE BLEEDING.Copy !req
239. - UGH.Copy !req
240. - THAT WAS THE LAST DAY
I EVER CHEWED TOBACCO.Copy !req
241. - BUT THIS HAS COCONUT,
MARASCHINO CHERRIES.Copy !req
242. - YOU CAN REALLY
TASTE THE COCONUT.Copy !req
243. - THIS TEA IS HOT.Copy !req
244. I REPEAT,
THIS TEA IS HOT.Copy !req
245. SORRY, I'VE GOT A SONG
STUCK IN MY HEAD.Copy !req
246. TEA IS HOT.Copy !req
247. TEA IS HOT.Copy !req
248. HOW'S IT GOING, BROTHER?Copy !req
249. - IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
JUST FELL "PRADEEPLY" IN LOVE.Copy !req
250. - THIS TEA IS COLD.Copy !req
251. I REPEAT,
THIS TEA IS—Copy !req
252. - YEAH, YEAH, I GOT IT.Copy !req
253. - HEY, ASHA,
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?Copy !req
254. - I'M JUST PAYING SOME BILLS.Copy !req
255. - OH, REALLY?Copy !req
256. LOOKS LIKE THE BIO DATA FORMS
YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT.Copy !req
257. I STILL DON'T GET
HOW YOU CAN PICK A HUSBANDCopy !req
258. OFF A PIECE OF PAPER.Copy !req
259. I MEAN, LIKE, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS GUY?Copy !req
260. PRADEEP.Copy !req
261. GLORY.Copy !req
262. I MEAN, WHY'D HE END UP
IN THE TRASH?Copy !req
263. - OH, TODD, HE SCRATCHED
OUT HIS FIRST NAME.Copy !req
264. HE CAN BARELY WRITE.Copy !req
265. - WELL, YEAH, BUT LOOK.Copy !req
266. I MEAN, HE'S EDUCATED
AND AMBITIOUS.Copy !req
267. OOH, WHEATISH COMPLEXION.Copy !req
268. - WHEN YOU'VE READ AS MANY
OF THESE AS I HAVE,Copy !req
269. YOU LEARN TO READ
BETWEEN THE LINES.Copy !req
270. TOP OF HIS CLASS?Copy !req
271. CAPTAIN OF THE HIGH SCHOOL
SOCCER TEAM?Copy !req
272. COLLEGE IN AMERICA?Copy !req
273. THE GUY'S JUST BRAGGING
ABOUT WHAT HE'S DONE.Copy !req
274. HE'S NOT TELLING ME
WHO HE IS.Copy !req
275. - MAYBE HE'S JUST SO AWESOMECopy !req
276. YOU DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO HANDLE IT.Copy !req
277. - WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW
MY PARENTS.Copy !req
278. AND THEY ALREADY THINK
I'M MOVING TOO SLOWLY.Copy !req
279. AND A MONTH AGO,
THEY GAVE ME TICKETSCopy !req
280. FOR TONIGHT'S
BOLLYWOOD CONCERT,Copy !req
281. AND THEY EXPECT ME
TO GO WITH ONE OF THESE GUYS.Copy !req
282. - WELL, I THINK YOU'RE
MOVING TOO QUICKLY.Copy !req
283. I MEAN, YOU ALMOST THREW AWAY
A WINNER HERE IN PRADEEP.Copy !req
284. LOOK AT THAT, FOUR YEARS
OF SPANISH UNDER HIS BELT.Copy !req
285. QUE BUENO.Copy !req
286. TU ERES MUY SIMPATICO.Copy !req
287. CHICA.Copy !req
288. TODD, I HAVE TO DO THIS.Copy !req
289. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GO OUT WITH PRADEEP.Copy !req
290. - MAYBE I WILL.Copy !req
291. AY DIOS MIO.Copy !req
292. IDIOTA.Copy !req
293. - IT'S OVER, GUPTA.Copy !req
294. - NO, NO, IT'S NOT WHAT
YOU THINK.Copy !req
295. - YOU LEFT YOUR DESK
TO BUY PAAN?Copy !req
296. I WOULD TERMINATE YOU NOW
IF TODD WOULD LET ME.Copy !req
297. - HEY, BUZZKILL,
LEAVE HIM ALONE.Copy !req
298. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF HIM.Copy !req
299. - YES!
ACTUALLY HE IS.Copy !req
300. - YOU?Copy !req
301. I THOUGHT YOU QUIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT PAAN DOES?Copy !req
302. STAINS TEETH
AND CAUSES CANCER.Copy !req
303. - PLEASE, FRIENDS,Copy !req
304. THAT'S WHAT TOOTHBRUSHES
AND DOCTORS ARE FOR.Copy !req
305. - LOOK, I KNOW
THIS STUFF IS BAD,Copy !req
306. BUT I NEED TO RELAX
AND RIGHT NOW THIS IS DOING IT.Copy !req
307. I GOT CORPORATE
BREATHING DOWN MY NECK,Copy !req
308. EMPLOYEES THAT DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE DOING.Copy !req
309. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO RUN A CALL CENTER.Copy !req
310. - YOU CAN REALLY TASTE
THE COCONUT.Copy !req
311. - GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.
HAVE A GOOD ONE.Copy !req
312. MADHURI, WHAT ARE YOU
STILL DOING HERE?Copy !req
313. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE
EARLY FOR THE CONCERT,Copy !req
314. GET YOUR SPOT ON THE WALL.Copy !req
315. - OH, I DON'T HAVE TO.Copy !req
316. ASHA GAVE ME
HER OTHER TICKET.Copy !req
317. - ASHA GAVE YOU HER TICKET?Copy !req
318. SO SHE'S TAKING YOU?
- YES.Copy !req
319. - LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,
YOU'RE GOING TOGETHER?Copy !req
320. - YES.
- YOU AND ASHA.Copy !req
321. - YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME
OUTSIDE OF WORK.Copy !req
322. I CUT LOOSE
IN THE MOST DRAMATIC WAY.Copy !req
323. - TODD, TODD.Copy !req
324. LOOK, LOOK.Copy !req
325. ASHA THREW
THE WHOLE FOLDER AWAY.Copy !req
326. SHE DIDN'T PICK ANYONE.Copy !req
327. - YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.Copy !req
328. SHE'S TAKING MADHURI
TO THE CONCERT WITH HER.Copy !req
329. HUH, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?Copy !req
330. I STILL GOT A SHOT!Copy !req
331. ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE GOING UP HIGH.Copy !req
332. - I'LL MEET YOU THERE, MAN.Copy !req
333. - OH, MAN, NO MORE PRADEEP.Copy !req
334. NO MORE TIP-TOEING AROUND.Copy !req
335. IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO COWBOY UP.Copy !req
336. - YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO WEAR ANY UNDERWEAR?Copy !req
337. - NO, THAT'S GOING COMMANDO.
- OH.Copy !req
338. - NO, I JUST MEAN IT'S TIME
FOR ME TO TAKE ACTION.Copy !req
339. YOU KNOW, I'VE LIKED ASHA
SINCE THE SECOND I SAW HER.Copy !req
340. IF I DON'T TELL HER THAT NOW,
SHE'S GONNA BE MARRIED OFFCopy !req
341. TO SOME GUY
BEFORE I GET A CHANCE.Copy !req
342. - YOU MUST TELL HER NOW.Copy !req
343. HERE, TAKE MY TICKET.
GO TO HER.Copy !req
344. - NO, MADHURI,
I CAN'T ASK YOUCopy !req
345. TO MISS THE BOLLYWOOD SHOW.Copy !req
346. - BUT YOU'RE
LETTING ME BE PARTCopy !req
347. OF A REAL LIFE
BOLLYWOOD SHOW.Copy !req
348. SHE'S LIKE AISHWARIYA RAI AND
YOU ARE LIKE ABISHEK BACHAN.Copy !req
349. - WHO?Copy !req
350. - THEY'RE LIKE AN AMERICAN
CELEBRITY COUPLECopy !req
351. WITHOUT ALL THE SIDE FORNICATION
AND ADOPTED BABIES.Copy !req
352. - OH.Copy !req
353. MADHURI, I—Copy !req
354. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH
I APPRECIATE THIS.Copy !req
355. IS THERE ANY WAY
I CAN REPAY YOU?Copy !req
356. - PERHAPS YOU COULD
DROP ME OFF AT THE WALL?Copy !req
357. - OF COURSE.
- AND...Copy !req
358. - WHAT?Copy !req
359. - IF MR. HRITHIK ROSHAN TAKES
HIS SHIRT OFF WHEN HE DANCES,Copy !req
360. COULD YOU SNAP
A PHOTO FOR ME?Copy !req
361. NO, DON'T.Copy !req
362. YES, DO.
NO—IT'S YOUR CHOICE.Copy !req
363. PLEASE CHOOSE YES.Copy !req
364. - ASHA!Copy !req
365. - TODD?Copy !req
366. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
367. - I HAD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
368. THERE'S A REASON
YOU COULDN'T FIND A GUYCopy !req
369. IN THAT STACK OF PAPERS.Copy !req
370. THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FORCopy !req
371. IS STANDING
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.Copy !req
372. - I WANT TO TEACH YOU
THE ENTIRE KAMA SUTRA.Copy !req
373. - OH, I CAN'T WAIT.Copy !req
374. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO.Copy !req
375. - WHO IS SHE?Copy !req
376. - IF MY LEGS START TO CRAMP,Copy !req
377. I DON'T WANT
TO LEAVE YOU HANGING.Copy !req
378. - OH, MY GOD, I LOVE YOU!Copy !req
379. - AND YOU BETTER
START STRETCHING,Copy !req
380. BECAUSE...Copy !req
381. WE'RE DOING E-5.Copy !req
382. - E-5.Copy !req
383. E-5.Copy !req
384. I CAN'T FIND E-5.Copy !req
385. - E-5. E-5.Copy !req
386. E-5.Copy !req
387. SIR?Copy !req
388. I AM SAYING TO YOU, E-5.Copy !req
389. YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SEAT.Copy !req
390. - OH, YEAH, SORRY.Copy !req
391. - JUST LOOK AT US.Copy !req
392. WORK ENDED HOURS AGO,Copy !req
393. AND WE ARE STILL ENJOYING
EACH OTHER'S COMPANY.Copy !req
394. I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.Copy !req
395. YOU TWO GUYS ARE OFFICIALLY
MY BEST FRIENDS.Copy !req
396. - I NEED TO QUIT.
- ME TOO.Copy !req
397. - OKAY, I'LL QUIT.Copy !req
398. WILL YOU HELP ME DOWN?Copy !req
399. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
400. - MADHURI GAVE ME HER TICKET.Copy !req
401. I HAD TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
402. - WHAT, NOW?
THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START.Copy !req
403. - LOOK, I SAW ALL THOSE
BIO DATA FORMS IN THE TRASH.Copy !req
404. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T
FIND SOMEONE.Copy !req
405. WHEN WE KISSED,
I KNOW YOU FELT SOMETHING.Copy !req
406. SO BEFORE YOU GO OFF
AND MARRY SOME GUYCopy !req
407. YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET,Copy !req
408. YOU HAVE
TO GIVE ME A SHOT.Copy !req
409. - I FOUND SOMEONE TO MARRY.Copy !req
410. - BUT YOU THREW AWAY
ALL THE FORMS.Copy !req
411. - I THREW THEM AWAY BECAUSE
I THINK I FOUND THE ONE.Copy !req
412. HIS NAME IS SUNIL.Copy !req
413. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME TONIGHT,
BUT WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
414. I'M SO SORRY.
- RIGHT.Copy !req
415. - I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU FOUGHT SO HARD FOR PRADEEP.Copy !req
416. HE IS A GREAT CATCH.Copy !req
417. HE'S FUNNY,
AND HE'S SWEET,Copy !req
418. AND HE'S HANDSOME.Copy !req
419. AND EVEN IF I KISSED
PRADEEP ONCECopy !req
420. AND IT WAS AMAZING,Copy !req
421. SUNIL WANTS TO MARRY ME,Copy !req
422. AND I WANT TO HONOR
THE WISHES OF MY FAMILY.Copy !req
423. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
424. - NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
425. YOU KNOW,
THE CLASSIC EXCUSE.Copy !req
426. YOU KNOW,
"IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S MECopy !req
427. AND THE 10,000 YEARS
OF TRADITION."Copy !req
428. - TODD.Copy !req
429. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
WE'RE GOOD, WE'RE GOOD.Copy !req
430. LET'S JUST ENJOY THE SHOW.Copy !req
431. - IF YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE,
CLAP YOUR HANDS!Copy !req
432. IF YOU ARE HERE
WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE,Copy !req
433. HOLD THEIR HANDS.Copy !req
434. - I'M SORRY, WE COULDN'T
GET SEATS TOGETHER.Copy !req
435. - NOW TELL THAT SPECIAL PERSON,Copy !req
436. TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM.Copy !req
437. - AGAIN, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
438. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
439. - DANCE WITH ME ALL NIGHT!
DANCE!Copy !req
440. - I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
441. GUPTA TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED
WITH YOU AND ASHACopy !req
442. AT THE SHOW.Copy !req
443. - HOW DOES GUPTA KNOW?
HE WASN'T THERE.Copy !req
444. - MANMEET TOLD HIM.Copy !req
445. - HOW DOES MANMEET KNOW?Copy !req
446. - FROM GURPREET.
AND GURPREET FROM AJEET.Copy !req
447. - IS THERE ANYONE WHOSE NAME
ENDS IN "EET"Copy !req
448. THAT DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
449. - I FEEL RESPONSIBLE
FOR GIVING YOU MY TICKET.Copy !req
450. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO END
LIKE A BOLLYWOOD MOVIE.Copy !req
451. I THOUGHT BY NOW WE WOULD
BE CELEBRATING YOUR LOVECopy !req
452. WITH A COORDINATED DANCE.Copy !req
453. - HEY, MADHURI,
DON'T FEEL BAD FOR ME.Copy !req
454. YOU KNOW, I TOOK MY SHOT.Copy !req
455. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
END OF STORY.Copy !req
456. ARE YOU ABOUT TO CRY?Copy !req
457. - NO, I JUST SAW SOMETHING
SAD EARLIER.Copy !req
458. - WHAT WAS IT?
- THIS.Copy !req
459. - OH, I'M GONNA BE FINE,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
460. I'M GONNA SUCK IT UP,Copy !req
461. AND I'M GONNA GO IN THERE,
AND I'M GONNA DO MY JOB.Copy !req
462. AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE
AWKWARD WITH ASHA.Copy !req
463. VERY NOT AWKWARD.Copy !req
464. - GOOD MORNING.
- MORNING.Copy !req
465. YOU FIRST.Copy !req
466. - THANKS.Copy !req
467. - OH, COME ON.
IT WASN'T THAT BAD.Copy !req
468. - NO, I WAS JUST
THINKING OF A BIRDCopy !req
469. WHO FLEW TO THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE WORLD TO FIND LOVECopy !req
470. ONLY TO BE REJECTED
AND SUFFER AWKWARD MOMENTSCopy !req
471. BY THE SINK.Copy !req
472. YOU ARE THE BIRD.Copy !req
473. - FRESH PAAN.Copy !req
474. DON'T QUIT NOW.
TWO-FOR-ONE SALE.Copy !req
475. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?Copy !req
476. - WE ARE REHABILITATING
OURSELVES.Copy !req
477. - WE ARE TRYING
TO QUIT PAAN.Copy !req
478. - ARE THOSE OUR SHOCK PENS?Copy !req
479. - YEP.Copy !req
480. LAST TIME I QUIT THE DIPCopy !req
481. I'D SNAP MYSELF
WITH A RUBBER BANDCopy !req
482. WHENEVER I FELT
THE URGE TO CHEW,Copy !req
483. BUT THIS STUFF, COCONUT,
MARASCHINO CHERRY—Copy !req
484. THINK I'M OUT OF JUICE!Copy !req
485. AGH!Copy !req
486. YOU SPRING
FOR THOSE FLOWERS?Copy !req
487. - NO, GUESSING THEY'RE FROM
SOME OTHER GUY.Copy !req
488. - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
489. - YEAH, YEAH,
I'M TOTALLY FINE.Copy !req
490. OOH.Copy !req
491. TOTALLY FINE.
TOTALLY FINE.Copy !req