1. - ALL RIGHT, BROTHER.
HEY, MAN.Copy !req
2. - GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
3. OH, RAJIV,
IT'S NOT A REAL SPIDER.Copy !req
4. - NOT ANYMORE.
I MUST FIND THE EGGS.Copy !req
5. - RAJIV, IT'S A JOKE.Copy !req
6. IT'S A HALLOWEEN NOVELTY
WE SELL.Copy !req
7. LOOK.Copy !req
8. I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE HOLIDAY
WHERE YOU GIVE OUT CANDY.Copy !req
9. - YEAH, BUT SCARING PEOPLECopy !req
10. IS ALSO A BIG PART
OF THE FUN TOO.Copy !req
11. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED
THIS BEFORE...Copy !req
12. - OH!
UGH!Copy !req
13. OOH!Copy !req
14. - STOP! STOP!
STOP!Copy !req
15. STOP. CHARLIE, CHARLIE,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
16. - FRIEND.Copy !req
17. - HELLO.Copy !req
18. OKAY, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, PLEASE.Copy !req
19. GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
20. - SO IF SOMEBODY BUYS
THE SEXY DEVIL COSTUME,Copy !req
21. YOU COULD SUGGEST THEY BUY A...Copy !req
22. PITCHFORK.
- GREAT.Copy !req
23. ALL RIGHT.
OOH.Copy !req
24. HERE'S A TOUGH ONE.Copy !req
25. IF THEY BUY
THE NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL COSTUME,Copy !req
26. YOU COULD SUGGEST...Copy !req
27. THEY GIVE ME A CALL.
- AH.Copy !req
28. - THAT WAS GOOD.Copy !req
29. - I FEEL BAD
FOR THE NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL.Copy !req
30. SHE'S BEEN HELD BACK
FOR SO MANY YEARS,Copy !req
31. HER SCHOOL UNIFORM
DOESN'T FIT HER ANYMORE.Copy !req
32. - HEY, TODD.Copy !req
33. LOOK AT OFFICER BUSTED.Copy !req
34. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
35. IF SHE PATTED ME DOWN,Copy !req
36. THERE'D BE NO CONCEALING
MY WEAPON.Copy !req
37. - I THOUGHT THIS WAS A HOLIDAY
FOR CHILDREN.Copy !req
38. - WELL, THE CANDY PART
OF IT IS,Copy !req
39. BUT THE ADULTS
HAVE COSTUME PARTIES.Copy !req
40. YEAH, IT'S PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
41. YOU GET TO WEAR A MASK,
AND, FOR ONE NIGHT,Copy !req
42. YOU CAN BE ANYONE
YOU WANT.Copy !req
43. OH, I USED TO THROW
THIS AMAZING HALLOWEEN PARTY.Copy !req
44. - AND WHAT WAS YOUR COSTUME?Copy !req
45. - OOH, LAST YEAR,Copy !req
46. I WORE A BIG BOX
WITH A BOW ON MY HEADCopy !req
47. AND A CARD THAT SAID,Copy !req
48. "TO WOMEN,
FROM GOD."Copy !req
49. 'CAUSE I WAS GOD'S GIFT
TO WOMEN.Copy !req
50. - WHICH GOD?Copy !req
51. - OH, YOU'RE
NOT REALLY GETTING THIS.Copy !req
52. I WISH
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE.Copy !req
53. YOU KNOW WHAT,
JUST 'CAUSE I'M IN INDIACopy !req
54. DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T THROW
MY HALLOWEEN PARTY.Copy !req
55. I COULD DO IT HERE.Copy !req
56. THIS PARTY IS GONNA BE AWESOME.Copy !req
57. - COUNT ME IN, BROTHER.Copy !req
58. - AND WE COULD THROW THE PARTY
AT MY APARTMENT.Copy !req
59. - ACTUALLY, GUPTA,
IN MY CORPORATE HOUSING,Copy !req
60. THEY HAVE A PARTY ROOM
WITH A BAR.Copy !req
61. - OH, WE HAVE BARS
ON THE WINDOWS AT MY PLACE.Copy !req
62. - YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'LL USE
YOUR PLACE AS A BACKUP.Copy !req
63. HOW'S THAT SOUND?
- OKAY.Copy !req
64. BUT THIS IS
A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITYCopy !req
65. FOR ME TO THROW
A PARTY.Copy !req
66. MY ENTIRE FAMILY
WILL BE OUT OF TOWNCopy !req
67. AT MY COUSIN'S WEDDING
IN DELHI.Copy !req
68. - WHY AREN'T YOU GOING?Copy !req
69. - IF SOMEONE
DOESN'T STAY BEHIND,Copy !req
70. SQUATTERS WILL OVERTAKE
OUR APARTMENT.Copy !req
71. - THAT'S NOT TRUE,
IS IT?Copy !req
72. - OH, YES, WE GOT OUR APARTMENT
WHEN THE PREVIOUS FAMILYCopy !req
73. WENT TO A FUNERAL.Copy !req
74. WAIT.Copy !req
75. WHO'S HOME RIGHT NOW?
UH-OH.Copy !req
76. - I GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.Copy !req
77. I'LL BE IN THE BATHTUB,
COVERED WITH BLOOD,Copy !req
78. HOLDING A CHAINSAW.Copy !req
79. - I HEARD NOTHING.
I HEARD NOTHING.Copy !req
80. - OH, NO, NO, WE'RE JUST
PLANNING THE HALLOWEEN PARTY.Copy !req
81. - ANYWAY, I'LL HIDE
BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAINCopy !req
82. TILL SOMEONE COMES IN
TO USE THE TOILET.Copy !req
83. I'LL LET 'EM START,Copy !req
84. BUT I WON'T LET 'EM FINISH.Copy !req
85. - CHARLIE, DO YOU NOT REMEMBER
THE BROOM TO THE HEAD?Copy !req
86. DUDE, THERE'S NO LEARNING CURVE
WITH YOU.Copy !req
87. - ALL RIGHT,
BUT IT'S PRETTY FUNNY.Copy !req
88. YOU EVER SEEN A GUY TRY TO RUN
AND PEE AT THE SAME TIME?Copy !req
89. BODY'S GOT TO MAKE A CHOICE.Copy !req
90. - MAN, YOUR HALLOWEEN TRADITION
IS EVEN STRANGERCopy !req
91. THAN THE ONE
WITH THE HOMOSEXUAL BURGLARCopy !req
92. WHO STEALS CHILDREN'S TEETH.Copy !req
93. - ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THE TOOTH FAIRY?Copy !req
94. - TODD,
THAT IS AN OFFENSIVE TERM.Copy !req
95. - I GOT IT.
WE START A SMALL FIRE,Copy !req
96. THEN WE BLOCK ALL THE EXITS
BUT ONE.Copy !req
97. AND I'M STANDING
IN THAT DOORWAY,Copy !req
98. COVERED IN BLOOD,
HOLDING A CHAINSAW.Copy !req
99. I GOT TO BE HONEST.
I ALREADY BOUGHT A CHAINSAW.Copy !req
100. - LOOK, CHARLIE, I WANT PEOPLE
TO HAVE FUN AT THIS PARTY.Copy !req
101. YOU KNOW, DRINK AND DANCE
AND WHO KNOWS?Copy !req
102. MAYBE EVEN HOOK UP?
- NOW YOU'RE TALKING, MAN.Copy !req
103. - A-HA.Copy !req
104. NOW I SEE
WHAT THIS PARTY'S ABOUT.Copy !req
105. - WHAT?Copy !req
106. - YOU'RE TRYING TO HOOK UP
WITH ASHA.Copy !req
107. - NO, I JUST WANT HERCopy !req
108. TO SEE ME OUTSIDE OF WORK.Copy !req
109. - HE DOES.Copy !req
110. - AND WHAT'S WRONG
IF WE HAVE A GOOD TIMECopy !req
111. TOGETHER?Copy !req
112. - I KNOW WHAT'S A GOOD TIME.Copy !req
113. GETTING A LADY
BACK TO YOUR ROOM,Copy !req
114. TURNING THE LIGHTS
DOWN LOW,Copy !req
115. STARTING TO DO THE DEED,Copy !req
116. AND THEN I JUMP OUT
OF THE CLOSET WITH A CHAINSAW.Copy !req
117. BODY'S GOT TO MAKE A CHOICE.Copy !req
118. - THIS LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE.Copy !req
119. - OH, WE'RE JUST PLANNING
OUR HALLOWEEN PARTYCopy !req
120. FOR THE WEEKEND.Copy !req
121. CAN YOU MAKE IT?Copy !req
122. - WELL, I'VE GOT
SOME GIRLFRIENDS IN TOWN.Copy !req
123. DO YOU MIND
IF I BRING THEM ALONG?Copy !req
124. THEY'RE AIR HOSTESSES.
- YES. YES.Copy !req
125. BRING THEM.
BRING THEM.Copy !req
126. I'M GOING OVER YOUR HEAD
ON THIS ONE.Copy !req
127. - NO, YEAH, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
SOUND GREAT.Copy !req
128. UH, ONE THING, THOUGH.Copy !req
129. SOME OF MY WORKERS
ARE KIND OF MODEST,Copy !req
130. SO THE COSTUMES
SHOULDN'T BE TOO...Copy !req
131. - RIGHT.
MODEST.Copy !req
132. SO I'M GUESSING
UNDERWEAR IS MANDATORY.Copy !req
133. - LISTEN TO YOUR BODY.
- DO WHAT FEELS RIGHT.Copy !req
134. - YEAH.
- YEAH.Copy !req
135. - HELLO, JERRY.Copy !req
136. - TODD-O, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
137. - UH, JERRY,
ALL I SEE IS FEET.Copy !req
138. WHAT'S GOING ON?
- HEY, THERE.Copy !req
139. CAN YOU TIP THIS THING UP
FOR ME?Copy !req
140. HEY, HEY, ALOHA.Copy !req
141. - ARE YOU GETTING A MASSAGE?
- OH, YEAH.Copy !req
142. 36 HOLES OF GOLF
TAKES ITS TOLL, BUDDY.Copy !req
143. I'M ON A CORPORATE RETREAT
IN HAWAII,Copy !req
144. TRYING TO FIND WAYS
TO SAVE THE COMPANY MONEY.Copy !req
145. - OH.Copy !req
146. I WAS—
I WAS CALLING TO SEECopy !req
147. IF MAYBE THE COMPANY
COULD KICK INCopy !req
148. FOR A HALLOWEEN PARTY.Copy !req
149. BUT IF THINGS ARE TIGHT,
THEN...Copy !req
150. - WE'RE ALL CUTTING BACK.
YOU KNOW THAT.Copy !req
151. MM.Copy !req
152. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WE CAN'T KEEP YOUCopy !req
153. IN THAT PRICEY
CORPORATE HOUSING.Copy !req
154. THAT'S DONE.
- WHAT?Copy !req
155. - YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO FIND SOMEPLACE CHEAPERCopy !req
156. BY THE END OF THE WEEK.Copy !req
157. - I BELIEVE I CAN BE
OF ASSISTANCECopy !req
158. IN HELPING MR. DEMPSEY
FIND APPROPRIATE ACCOMMODATIONS.Copy !req
159. SAVING THE COMPANY MONEY
IS A PASSION OF MINE.Copy !req
160. I WAS THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED WE
MAKE SATURDAY "FRIDAY PART TWO."Copy !req
161. - WAIT, SO LET ME GET THIS
STRAIGHT,Copy !req
162. SO YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO GO ON A CORPORATE RETREATCopy !req
163. IN HAWAII, BUT NOT TO HAVE
A ROOF OVER MY HEAD?Copy !req
164. - I DIDN'T SAY NO ROOF, TODD.Copy !req
165. I SAID CHEAPER ROOF.
COME ON, WE'RE ALL MAKING—UH!Copy !req
166. SACRIFICES, BUDDY.Copy !req
167. OKAY. HEY, WE GOT
TO WRAP THIS UP, TODD.Copy !req
168. SHE'S TELLING ME
TO TURN IT OVER.Copy !req
169. WISH ME LUCK.Copy !req
170. SO I KEEP A LOT OF TENSION
UP HERECopy !req
171. IN MY INNER THIGH.Copy !req
172. - UH, SORRY, GUYS,Copy !req
173. BUT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE NOT GONNA
BE HAVING THE PARTY AT MY PLACE.Copy !req
174. - BACKUP PLAN BECOMES PLAN.Copy !req
175. ATTENTION, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
176. TODD'S HALLOWEEN PARTY
HAS BEEN MOVEDCopy !req
177. TO MY APARTMENT.Copy !req
178. MANMEET.
MANMEET, WILL YOU BE THERE?Copy !req
179. - I'LL BE THERE
AS THE INVISIBLE MAN.Copy !req
180. YOU'LL BE TH...Copy !req
181. THAT'S NOT NICE.Copy !req
182. - NOT ONLY DOES THE BOARDING
HOUSE COST LESS THAN A HOTEL,Copy !req
183. BUT AT AUNTIE-JI'S,
YOUR LAUNDRY WILL BE DONECopy !req
184. AND ALL YOUR MEALS ARE INCLUDED.Copy !req
185. - REALLY?
- YES.Copy !req
186. AND ALL MY MEALS
ARE HOME-COOKED,Copy !req
187. MADE WITH LOVE
AND FILTERED WATER.Copy !req
188. SANTOSH!Copy !req
189. - SO THIS WOULD BE
LIKE MY LIVING ROOM?Copy !req
190. - YES.
THIS IS THE COMMON ROOM.Copy !req
191. THIS HOUSE HAS BEEN
IN MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS.Copy !req
192. SOMEDAY, IT WILL GO
TO MY CHILDREN.Copy !req
193. - OH, THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
194. YOU KNOW, MY FAMILY DOESN'T
REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO PASS ON.Copy !req
195. WELL, EVERY OTHER GENERATION,
SOMEBODY'S BORNCopy !req
196. WITH AN EXTRA TOE,
BUT...Copy !req
197. - SIR, YOU WILL NOT FIND BETTER
ACCOMMODATIONS THAN THIS—Copy !req
198. MEALS, LAUNDRY,
DOORMAN, AND A SERVANT.Copy !req
199. - WELL, THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
200. I DON'T REALLY NEED A SERVANT.Copy !req
201. - YOU'D BE SURPRISED
HOW HANDY THEY ARE.Copy !req
202. - RAJIV.Copy !req
203. THANK YOU.Copy !req
204. LOOK, I'M NOT REALLY
A SERVANT KIND OF GUY.Copy !req
205. - IN THAT CASE,
SANTOSH, YOU'RE FIRED.Copy !req
206. TELL YOUR CHILDREN
THEIR BELLIES ARE EMPTYCopy !req
207. BECAUSE MR. DEMPSEY
ISN'T A SERVANT KIND OF GUY.Copy !req
208. - WHOA. WHOA,
NOBODY'S GETTING FIRED HERE.Copy !req
209. LOOK, IF SERVANT'S PART
OF THE DEAL,Copy !req
210. I'LL ROLL WITH IT.Copy !req
211. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
212. I'M PRETTY LOW MAINTENANCE.Copy !req
213. MAYBE A LITTLE LAUNDRY, TOPS.Copy !req
214. YOU DON'T WASH THE STUFF
IN, LIKE, THE RIVER, RIGHT?Copy !req
215. SLAP THE CLOTHES
AGAINST A ROCK?Copy !req
216. YOU KNOW WHAT,
WE'LL TALK.Copy !req
217. - SO DO I HAVE A NEW TENANT?Copy !req
218. - YEAH, I THINK YOU DO.Copy !req
219. - WONDERFUL, SIR.Copy !req
220. LIVING HERE
IS MUCH SMARTERCopy !req
221. THAN GETTING SWINDLED
BY SOME CORPORATE HOUSING.Copy !req
222. - PLEASE.Copy !req
223. - I'LL TAKE 50 OF THOSECopy !req
224. AND 50 OF THOSE.Copy !req
225. I'M HOSTING
AN AMERICAN HALLOWEEN PARTY.Copy !req
226. THE HOLIDAY
IS VERY CANDY-CENTRIC.Copy !req
227. - GUPTA.Copy !req
228. - TODD, MY HALLOWEEN PARTY'S
GONNA BE SO AUTHENTIC.Copy !req
229. MY NEIGHBOR'S BABY HAS COLIC,Copy !req
230. SO THERE WILL BE
HORRIBLE SCREAMS ALL NIGHT LONG.Copy !req
231. - YEAH, ABOUT THAT,Copy !req
232. I FOUND A NEW PLACE
TO STAY,Copy !req
233. SO I CAN HOST THE PARTY AGAIN.Copy !req
234. - I'M SORRY,
BUT THE WHEELS ARE IN MOTION.Copy !req
235. PEOPLE HAVE THEIR HEARTS SET
ON A GUPTA PARTY,Copy !req
236. AND I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT THEM.Copy !req
237. - 4,000 RUPEES.Copy !req
238. - PARTY'S YOURS.
PAY THE MAN.Copy !req
239. - 5,000 RUPEES.Copy !req
240. - 'SCUSE ME, 'SCUSE ME,
'SCUSE ME.Copy !req
241. HEY.Copy !req
242. SOOO...
THE HALLOWEEN PARTY'S BACK ON.Copy !req
243. I'M DOING IT
AT MY BOARDING HOUSE.Copy !req
244. - CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU.Copy !req
245. AND YOU'RE COMING, RIGHT?Copy !req
246. - I DON'T KNOW
IF I SHOULD.Copy !req
247. I'M STARTING
AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE.Copy !req
248. I SHOULD BE LOOKING AT THE
RESUMES OF POTENTIAL HUSBANDS.Copy !req
249. - SO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
THE GUY YET.Copy !req
250. COME ON.
YOU CAN GO TO A PARTY.Copy !req
251. - I KNOW.
I'D LIKE TO, BUT...Copy !req
252. MY PARENTS,
THEY'RE GETTING IMPATIENT.Copy !req
253. - YOUR PARENTS?Copy !req
254. COME ON,
YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN.Copy !req
255. AND IF YOU DON'T COME,Copy !req
256. YOU DON'T GET
TO SEE ME DANCE.Copy !req
257. WA-CHOO!
WA-CHA.Copy !req
258. - OH, NO.
- OH, YES.Copy !req
259. IS THIS A RISK
YOU'RE WILLING TO TAKE?Copy !req
260. - STOP.
PEOPLE ARE EATING.Copy !req
261. - I CAN'T STOP.Copy !req
262. I GOTTA KEEP GOING.Copy !req
263. CAN YOU GET MY TRAY
FOR ME?Copy !req
264. - OH!
- YEAH.Copy !req
265. WHY ARE YOU STILL
IN YOUR NIGHTCLOTHES?Copy !req
266. DID YOU OVERSLEEP?Copy !req
267. - NO, MAN,
I'M HUGH HEFNER.Copy !req
268. THE GUY THAT STARTED PLAYBOY.Copy !req
269. - OH, COOL,Copy !req
270. 'CAUSE ONE THING
INDIAN WOMEN LOVE,Copy !req
271. IT'S PORNOGRAPHERS.Copy !req
272. OH.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
273. - UH, YOU'RE
AN INDIAN SLAUGHTER HOUSE.Copy !req
274. - I'M A CHICK MAGNET.Copy !req
275. - OH, YES, RIGHT.Copy !req
276. - AH, CHICKEN MONGER.
GOOD COSTUME.Copy !req
277. - I'M A CHICK MAGNET.
- OH.Copy !req
278. - WHAT ARE YOU?Copy !req
279. - ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?Copy !req
280. I AM A WEALTHY AMERICAN
BUSINESSMAN.Copy !req
281. - GUPTA,
THAT'S A PIMP COSTUME.Copy !req
282. - A WHAT?Copy !req
283. - A PROSTITUTE WRANGLER.Copy !req
284. - NO, I AM A BUSINESSMAN WHO
ENJOYS THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE.Copy !req
285. LIKE JEWELRY AND GOLD TEETH.Copy !req
286. - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
287. MOST AMERICAN BUSINESSMEN
CARRY A WALKING STAFFCopy !req
288. THAT SAYS,
"BITCH, WHERE'S MY MONEY?"Copy !req
289. PAY ME, BITCH.Copy !req
290. - OH.Copy !req
291. SO YOUR COSTUME IS...Copy !req
292. - COME ON.
SAFFRON, CARDAMOM.Copy !req
293. I'M A SPICE RACK.Copy !req
294. - OH.Copy !req
295. SO TECHNICALLY YOU SHOULD BE
MOUNTED IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
296. - WELL, LET A GIRL
GET A DRINK FIRST.Copy !req
297. - NICE HAT.
- SORRY, I WAS PULLED INCopy !req
298. BY THE CHICK MAGNET.Copy !req
299. - EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
300. - REDUNDANT.Copy !req
301. HEY.
JELL-O SHOT FOR THE KING OF POP?Copy !req
302. - YEAH.
- NICE.Copy !req
303. RAJIV.
SURPRISED TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
304. - YOU DON'T SEE ME.
I'M IN COSTUME.Copy !req
305. - AS WHAT?Copy !req
306. - I'M YOU,
TODD DEMPSEY.Copy !req
307. "IS THIS SAFE TO EAT?Copy !req
308. "WHERE'S FOOTBALL?Copy !req
309. "WHERE CAN I GET
THAT TOILET PAPERCopy !req
310. THAT HAS THE LOTION
IN IT?"Copy !req
311. - OKAY. VERY FUNNY.Copy !req
312. - "I COMB MY HAIR
TO MAKE IT APPEARCopy !req
313. AS IF I DIDN'T COMB MY HAIR."Copy !req
314. - ALL RIGHT,
YOU GOT ME.Copy !req
315. - I CAN'T DO IT.
I JUST BLEW IT.Copy !req
316. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
317. - THE NAUGHTY NURSE CAME TO ME,
BUT I FROZE.Copy !req
318. MY COSTUME WORKED,
BUT MY LIPS DID NOT.Copy !req
319. - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
320. - OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.Copy !req
321. A LITTLE BIT GOES A LONG WAY.Copy !req
322. - THAT'S WHAT I FEELCopy !req
323. ABOUT THE REAL TODD TOO.Copy !req
324. - I DON'T GET IT, MANMEET.Copy !req
325. YOU FLIRT WITH WOMEN
ALL DAY ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
326. - THIS IS DIFFERENT, MAN,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
327. UP CLOSE.
HAIR. EYES. STOMACH, TODD.Copy !req
328. - YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
329. - YOU ARE SO CUTE.Copy !req
330. I MIGHT NEED TO MAKE
A HOUSE CALL.Copy !req
331. WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
332. - I'M IN YOUR DREAMS,
YOUR HEART,Copy !req
333. AND JUST BEHIND THE PUNCH BOWL.Copy !req
334. HEY.Copy !req
335. - NO, NO, NO,
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.Copy !req
336. - WOW.Copy !req
337. YOU LOOK
LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.Copy !req
338. WHICH, AT 40 RUPEES
TO THE DOLLAR...Copy !req
339. NEVER MIND.
YOU LOOK GREAT.Copy !req
340. - ARE YOU HUGH HEFNER?Copy !req
341. - NO.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
342. I'M JUST A SLEEPY GUY
WHO GOT LOCKED OUT OF HIS HOUSECopy !req
343. WITH A PIPE.Copy !req
344. - I'M NOT OFFENDED
BY PLAYBOY.Copy !req
345. - WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I'D LIKE TO FEATURE YOUCopy !req
346. IN MY GIRLS OF THE GANGES ISSUE.Copy !req
347. I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO GO
THROUGH A BUNCHCopy !req
348. OF HUSBAND APPLICATIONS.Copy !req
349. - THAT'S ASHA'S PROBLEM.
- OH.Copy !req
350. - AND TONIGHT
I AM CLEOPATRA.Copy !req
351. - OH.
- YOU WANT TO DANCECopy !req
352. WITH THE QUEEN OF EGYPT?Copy !req
353. - YOU BET YOUR ASP.Copy !req
354. - THIS IS A RIPPER
OF A PARTY, MATE.Copy !req
355. - HA.
- SORRY, MY AUSSIE SLIPS OUTCopy !req
356. WHEN I HAVE A LITTLE DRINK.Copy !req
357. - YEAH, A LITTLE SLIPPED OUTCopy !req
358. WHEN YOU WERE DANCING TOO.
- OH!Copy !req
359. YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONE SPICE
THAT I AM MISSING, THOUGH.Copy !req
360. SUGAR.Copy !req
361. - NO, ASHA.Copy !req
362. - TIME TO DIE.Copy !req
363. - NO!Copy !req
364. - YOU DIE FIRST.Copy !req
365. - HEY.
- HEY, MAN.Copy !req
366. - HAVE YOU SEEN ASHA
THIS MORNING?Copy !req
367. - NO.
NO, I HAVEN'T.Copy !req
368. HEY, TODD,
THE PARTY WAS AMAZING, MAN.Copy !req
369. I TALKED TO THE NAUGHTY NURSE
ALL NIGHT ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
370. THEN WE WENT OUTSIDE TOGETHER,
JUST US.Copy !req
371. - YEAH, AND?Copy !req
372. - I THINK WE—
WHAT IS CONSIDEREDCopy !req
373. GETTING TO FIRST BASE
IN AMERICA?Copy !req
374. - KISSING.
- OH, THEN NO.Copy !req
375. I HELD HER HAIR
WHILE SHE VOMITED.Copy !req
376. WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAN?Copy !req
377. - WELL, I WENT TO GET ASHA
A DRINK,Copy !req
378. AND THEN TONYA KISSED ME.Copy !req
379. TODD'S ON FIRST!Copy !req
380. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE YOU GET TO SECOND BASECopy !req
381. AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.Copy !req
382. - WHAT DO YOU THINK
SECOND BASE IS?Copy !req
383. - GETTING MARRIED.Copy !req
384. - THEN WHAT'S THIRD BASE
AND HOME?Copy !req
385. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
386. CRICKET ONLY HAS TWO BASES.Copy !req
387. - THE THING IS,
ASHA SAW TONYA KISS ME,Copy !req
388. AND THAT'S WHY SHE LEFT.Copy !req
389. - THAT'S NOT WHY SHE LEFT.Copy !req
390. - MADHURI.Copy !req
391. I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE THERE.Copy !req
392. - STORY OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
393. - WAIT,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
394. YOU WEREN'T EVEN AT THE PARTY.Copy !req
395. - YES, I WAS.Copy !req
396. I WAS IN THE CORNER
DRESSED AS A LAMPSHADE.Copy !req
397. AND AUNTIE-JI CAME UP TO ASHA
AND STARTED TALKING TO HER.Copy !req
398. - ASHA?Copy !req
399. THAT'S QUITE A COSTUME
YOU HAVE THERE.Copy !req
400. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
401. - AS IT HAPPENS,
I AM FRIENDS WITH THE DOSHIS,Copy !req
402. WHO KNOW YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
403. SAID YOUR FAMILY HAS BEGUN
TO ARRANGE YOUR MARRIAGE.Copy !req
404. - OH, YES, I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO IT.Copy !req
405. - THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULDN'T BE
AT A PARTYCopy !req
406. DRESSED LIKE THAT,
PRESSING UP AGAINST ANOTHER MAN.Copy !req
407. IF WORD GOT AROUND,
IT WOULD BRING SHAMECopy !req
408. TO YOUR FAMILY.Copy !req
409. - AND THAT'S WHY SHE LEFT.Copy !req
410. - WHY DOESN'T AUNTIE-JI
JUST MIND HER OWN BUSINESS?Copy !req
411. - HEY, DID YOU KNOW
AMERICAN DATING HAS FOUR BASES?Copy !req
412. - YES. I WAS RIGHT HERE
WHEN HE SAID IT.Copy !req
413. - OH, YEAH.Copy !req
414. - IF NO ONE IS GOING
TO NOTICE ME,Copy !req
415. I SHOULD JUST TAKE
LONGER BREAKS.Copy !req
416. - OOH.Copy !req
417. - ASHA.Copy !req
418. HEY.
HEY.Copy !req
419. - LOOK, I HEARD
WHAT AUNTIE-JI SAID TO YOU,Copy !req
420. AND SHE WAS COMPLETELY
OUT OF LINE.Copy !req
421. - TODD, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- NO. NO.Copy !req
422. WHATEVER IS BETWEEN US
IS BETWEEN US.Copy !req
423. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
IS BETWEEN US?Copy !req
424. - TODD, THIS REALLY
ISN'T THE PLACE.Copy !req
425. - ALL RIGHT, COME HERE.Copy !req
426. - TODD, I THINK
YOU'RE MY BOSS,Copy !req
427. AND I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE GETTING MARRIED SOON.Copy !req
428. - YEAH, SUPPOSED
TO GET MARRIED SOON.Copy !req
429. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK
TO CLEOPATRA ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
430. 'CAUSE I THINK
SHE'S INTO ME.Copy !req
431. - MAYBE SHE IS,
BECAUSE SHE'S MAKING ASHA'S LIFECopy !req
432. REALLY DIFFICULT.Copy !req
433. TODD, THIS MARRIAGE,
IT WAS PLANNEDCopy !req
434. A LONG TIME
BEFORE I MET YOU.Copy !req
435. - YEAH, WELL,
YOU DID MEET ME.Copy !req
436. I NEVER WANT
TO FORGET THIS MOMENT.Copy !req
437. WHAT'S THE NAME
OF THIS SHOP?Copy !req
438. - SUBASHISH BALASUBRAMANIUM
EMPORIUM.Copy !req
439. - RIGHT.
THE EMPORIUM.Copy !req
440. - SIR, WOULD YOU CHECK
THESE NUMBERS?Copy !req
441. - TRICK OR TREAT.
I GOT YOU BACK.Copy !req
442. - THAT WAS A REAL SPIDER,
RAJIV.Copy !req
443. - THAT'S HOW I DO IT.
- WAIT, WHERE'D IT GO?Copy !req
444. WHERE DID IT GO?Copy !req
445. WHERE DID IT GO?
- WORKERS,Copy !req
446. I NEED YOU TO LOOK
ON THE FLOOR FOR A SPIDER.Copy !req
447. IT ALSO JUMPS,
SO CHECK YOUR DESKS.Copy !req
448. DO NOT PANIC.Copy !req
449. IT'S ONLY DEADLY
IF YOU'RE AN INFANT.Copy !req
450. - UH-OH.Copy !req
451. - IT MIGHT BE DEADLY
FOR YOU.Copy !req
452. - HEY.Copy !req
453. - SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WEEK?Copy !req
454. zap!Copy !req
455. OH, I CAN'T WAIT.Copy !req