1. - OKAY, EVERYONE,
BE SURE TO PUSH THESE T-SHIRTS.Copy !req
2. THEY'RE GREAT
IMPULSE BUYS.Copy !req
3. - TODD.Copy !req
4. THIS SHIRT IS FOR MECopy !req
5. BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT
THE ENVIRONMENT.Copy !req
6. NICE.Copy !req
7. - "SPOONING MAY
LEAD TO FORKING."Copy !req
8. - HA HA.
THAT'S KIND OF A PUN.Copy !req
9. - I UNDERSTAND,
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVECopy !req
10. A MAN WOULD WEAR
A SHIRT LIKE THIS IN PUBLIC.Copy !req
11. - THAT'S ACTUALLY
A WOMEN'S SHIRT.Copy !req
12. - REALLY?Copy !req
13. - ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
THEY'RE JOKES.Copy !req
14. THEY'RE KIND OF
LIKE ICEBREAKERS,Copy !req
15. A WAY TO
START A CONVERSATION.Copy !req
16. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO MEET
A WOMAN'S FAMILYCopy !req
17. OR HAVE A GOOD JOB—
YOU CAN MEET HERCopy !req
18. JUST BY WHAT IT SAYS
ON HER T-SHIRT?Copy !req
19. - YEAH,
IT'S POSSIBLE.Copy !req
20. - WOW.Copy !req
21. - WHAT IS
A MUSTACHE RIDE?Copy !req
22. - THAT'S A LITTLE
TOO ADVANCED FOR TODAY.Copy !req
23. MAYBE NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
24. OH.Copy !req
25. IF I GIVE YOU
TEN CENTS,Copy !req
26. MAY I HAVE A RIDE
TO WORK TOMORROW?Copy !req
27. - OKAY, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH, PLEASE, GOOD BYE.Copy !req
28. - OH, MAN, HAVE YOU
SEEN TONYA TODAY?Copy !req
29. SHE IS TEN POUNDS OF PRETTY
IN A FIVE-POUND SACK.Copy !req
30. SHE'S EXTRA PRETTY.
- YEAH, GOT IT.Copy !req
31. - YOU HAVE
A SPECIAL LADY BACK HOME?Copy !req
32. - UH, NOTHING SERIOUS,
YOU KNOW, JUST DATING.Copy !req
33. ALTHOUGH, I DID MEET A GIRL
RIGHT BEFORE I GOT HERE.Copy !req
34. I TOLD HER
I WAS LEAVING THE COUNTRYCopy !req
35. AND THAT KIND OF
MADE THINGS INTENSE.Copy !req
36. WE HAD
AN AMAZING WEEKEND.Copy !req
37. - YOU SHOULD KEEP IN TOUCH
WITH HER, MAN.Copy !req
38. YOU DON'T WANT
TO LOSE SOMEONE LIKE THAT.Copy !req
39. - WELL, IT'S A LITTLE TOUGH.Copy !req
40. SHE THINKS I'M IN IRAQ.Copy !req
41. YEAH, NOT PROUD.Copy !req
42. - HERE SHE COMES.
GOTTA GET THIS RIGHT.Copy !req
43. I'M GONNA
ASK HER OUT TODAY.Copy !req
44. HOW'S MY BREATH?Copy !req
45. - I SEE YOU HAVEN'T
RUN OUT OF SLIM JIMS YET.Copy !req
46. UH, OKAY,
I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT.Copy !req
47. - NO, NO, NO.
YOU'RE MY WINGMAN.Copy !req
48. HELP ME OUT HERE.
I NEED A PICKUP LINE.Copy !req
49. - YOU DON'T NEED A PICKUP LINE.
JUST BE YOURSELF.Copy !req
50. - "UH, HEY, TONYA,
IF YOU WERE A DEER,Copy !req
51. I'D SHOOT YOU
AND MOUNT YOU."Copy !req
52. - BE SOMEONE ELSE.
- RIGHT.Copy !req
53. - G'DAY, FELLAS.
HOW'S THE ARVO GOING?Copy !req
54. - OH.Copy !req
55. - COME ON, ARVO.
AUSSIE FOR AFTERNOON.Copy !req
56. - OH, OKAY.
THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.Copy !req
57. - I ONCE SHOT A KANGAROO.Copy !req
58. SO THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
59. - SO CHARLIE
WAS TELLING ME ABOUTCopy !req
60. THIS INDIAN RESTAURANT
HE REALLY LIKES.Copy !req
61. IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE AMAZING, RIGHT?Copy !req
62. - YEAH, IT'S AMAZING.Copy !req
63. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.Copy !req
64. - WHAT'S IT CALLED?Copy !req
65. - TING TANG
WALLAH WALLA BING BANG.Copy !req
66. IT'S A CHAIN.Copy !req
67. MAYBE FRIDAY,
IF YOU'RE FREE FOR DINNER.Copy !req
68. - UM, YEAH,
ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
69. YEAH, WE SHOULD
ALL GO OUT.Copy !req
70. - OH. WELL, I—Copy !req
71. - OH, SORRY, THAT'S ME.
SO TOMORROW NIGHT, RIGHT?Copy !req
72. COOL, BYE.Copy !req
73. HEY.Copy !req
74. - I'M SORRY—
- NO.Copy !req
75. YOU PUT HER IN THE CROSSHAIRS,
AND I PULLED THE TRIGGER.Copy !req
76. LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOUT
TO BAG MY SECOND ROO.Copy !req
77. ONLY THING IS,
NOW YOU NEED A DATE.Copy !req
78. - OKAY.
- OH, MAN.Copy !req
79. HOW DO YOU DRINK
HOT TEA IN THIS WEATHER?Copy !req
80. - IT'S NOT THAT HOT.
- NOT THAT HOT?Copy !req
81. I CAN'T STOP SWEATING.Copy !req
82. THE GUIDEBOOK
TOLD ME TO USE BABY POWDER.Copy !req
83. NOW I'VE GOT A PASTE FACTORY
IN MY PANTS.Copy !req
84. - SO OUR FRIENDSHIP
IS TO THE PLACECopy !req
85. WHERE WE SAY
ANYTHING WE THINK?Copy !req
86. - I'M SORRY.Copy !req
87. HEY, UH, MANMEET,Copy !req
88. I DID WANT TO ASK YOU
SOMETHING, THOUGH.Copy !req
89. - HUH?Copy !req
90. - SO HOW DOES THE WHOLE DATING
THING WORK HERE IN INDIA?Copy !req
91. - OH, IT'S A NIGHTMARE, MAN.
- YEAH?Copy !req
92. - YOU HAVE TO BE
FROM THE RIGHT FAMILY,Copy !req
93. HAVE THE RIGHT EDUCATION—Copy !req
94. IT'S NOT LIKE
IN AMERICA.Copy !req
95. I HEARD WOMEN
ASK THE MEN OUT.Copy !req
96. YOU CAN JUST BE
DRIVING DOWN THE STREET,Copy !req
97. AND A WOMAN WILL
COME UP TO YOUR CARCopy !req
98. AND ASK IF YOU
WANT A DATE.Copy !req
99. - I THINK THOSE WOMEN
CHARGE FOR THEIR DATES,Copy !req
100. BUT, YEAH,
THIS IS PRETTY DIFFERENT.Copy !req
101. - WHY DO YOU ASK?Copy !req
102. - WELL, I GOT
ROPED INTO HAVING DINNERCopy !req
103. WITH CHARLIE AND TONYA
TOMORROW NIGHT.Copy !req
104. I DON'T
HAVE A DATE, AND—Copy !req
105. - AND YOU'RE WONDERING
HOW YOU CAN ASK ASHA.Copy !req
106. - WHAT?
- MM-HMM.Copy !req
107. - NO, NO.Copy !req
108. I KNOW YOU LIKE HER, MAN.Copy !req
109. - NO, I DON'T.Copy !req
110. - TODD, I'VE SEEN
THE WAY YOU LOOK AT HER.Copy !req
111. - I LOOK AT HER THE WAY I LOOK
AT ANY OTHER EMPLOYEE.Copy !req
112. - I'VE SEEN IT, OKAY?Copy !req
113. THIS IS HOW YOU LOOK
AT THE REST OF THE EMPLOYEES.Copy !req
114. THIS IS HOW YOU
LOOK AT ASHA.Copy !req
115. - YOU NOTICE
THE DIFFERENCE?Copy !req
116. REST OF THE EMPLOYEES...Copy !req
117. ASHA.Copy !req
118. EMPLOYEES.Copy !req
119. ASHA.Copy !req
120. EMPLOYEES—Copy !req
121. - OKAY!
LOOK, I DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
122. BUT EVEN IF I WAS
INTERESTED IN HER, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
123. THIS WHOLE WORK THING.Copy !req
124. I'M HER BOSS,
AND SHE WORKS FOR ME.Copy !req
125. I'VE ONLY EVER
ROLE-PLAYED THIS,Copy !req
126. AND EVEN THEN
I'M NEVER THE BOSS.Copy !req
127. - WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IN AMERICA?Copy !req
128. - UH, PROBABLY DO
THE GROUP THING.Copy !req
129. YOU KNOW, TELL HER A BUNCH OF
PEOPLE ARE GOING OUT FOR DINNER,Copy !req
130. AND THEN AT THE RESTAURANT,
SIT NEXT TO HER,Copy !req
131. PULL OUT THE CHARM,
MAYBE EVENCopy !req
132. BREAK OUT
MY BABY CHICK STORY.Copy !req
133. - YOUR WHAT?Copy !req
134. - MY UNCLE HAD A FARM.Copy !req
135. AND ONE SUMMER,
A HEN DIEDCopy !req
136. AND I ENDED UP HAND-RAISING
THESE BABY CHICKS.Copy !req
137. IS THERE A PICTURE,
YOU ASK?Copy !req
138. WHY, YES.
YES, THERE IS.Copy !req
139. - OH, MY—Copy !req
140. YOU'RE FEEDING A BABY CHICK
WITH AN EYEDROPPER.Copy !req
141. - AND IF WE WERE ON A DATE
RIGHT NOW, YOU WOULD BE MINE.Copy !req
142. - SO DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN CHARM ASHACopy !req
143. INTO GOING OUT WITH YOU?Copy !req
144. - WATCH AND LEARN.Copy !req
145. - WHAT A HOT DAY TODAY.Copy !req
146. - WHY, MADHURI,
I DIDN'T REALIZECopy !req
147. WHAT A SPARKLING
CONVERSATIONALIST YOU WERE.Copy !req
148. TELL ME MORE ABOUT
THIS HEAT YOU SPEAK OF?Copy !req
149. - WELL,
I WAS JUST SAYING—Copy !req
150. - SARCASM!
LEAVE ME.Copy !req
151. - I JUST CAME
TO SAY THAT GURPREETCopy !req
152. IS MAKING
A PERSONAL CALL.Copy !req
153. - HEY, ASHA.Copy !req
154. HEY, SO, UH,
A COUPLE OF PEOPLE FROM WORKCopy !req
155. ARE GOING OUT
TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT.Copy !req
156. DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US?Copy !req
157. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
158. - I DON'T KNOW,
IS THERECopy !req
159. SOMEPLACE YOU'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO TRY?Copy !req
160. - WELL, LAL MIRCH
IS SUPPOSED TO BE AMAZING.Copy !req
161. - I'LL GET
A RESERVATION.Copy !req
162. - I'LL BE THERE.Copy !req
163. - BYE.Copy !req
164. - STEP ONE,
GET HER TO DINNER.Copy !req
165. CHECK.Copy !req
166. - MAN,
THAT WAS SO SMOOTH.Copy !req
167. I'M LIKE SOMEONE
WHO WANTS TO PAINTCopy !req
168. WATCHING SOMEONE WHO KNOWS
HOW TO PAINT... PAINT.Copy !req
169. - WHAT CAN I SAY?
I'M THE MAN WITH THE PLAN.Copy !req
170. - ASHA JUST TOLD ME.Copy !req
171. I'M SO EXCITED WE'RE ALL
GOING OUT TOMORROW NIGHT.Copy !req
172. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE
SOCIALIZING OUTSIDE OF WORK.Copy !req
173. DON'T TELL MADHURI.
LET'S KEEP IT A-LIST.Copy !req
174. - SOMETIMES PLANS BACKFIRE.Copy !req
175. - WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
176. - GREAT PLACE.Copy !req
177. SO IS THIS A GAY CLUB?Copy !req
178. - NO! IN INDIA, MEN OFTEN DANCE
WITH EACH OTHER.Copy !req
179. IT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT THEY'RE GAY.Copy !req
180. AS YOU SAY,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.Copy !req
181. - TODD, DO YOU
WANT TO DANCE?Copy !req
182. - UH, NO, THANKS.
I'M JUST GOING TO STAY HERECopy !req
183. AND MAKE SURE
WE GET A TABLE.Copy !req
184. - DO YOU WANT TO—
- NOPE.Copy !req
185. - ARE YOU SURE?
- NO.Copy !req
186. - BUT IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
- NO.Copy !req
187. - I GOT IT.Copy !req
188. YESTERDAY'S HISTORY,
TOMORROW'S A MYSTERY.Copy !req
189. BUT TODAY IS A GIFT,Copy !req
190. AND THAT IS WHY
WE CALL IT THE PRESENT.Copy !req
191. - CHEERS, CHEERS.Copy !req
192. - THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
193. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
194. IT'S THE TURTLE FROM
KUNG FU PANDA.Copy !req
195. YOU SHOULD RENT IT.Copy !req
196. - AS MY DAD
ALWAYS SAID,Copy !req
197. "IF YOU CAN'T FEEL YOUR HANDS
AND YOU CAN'T FEEL YOUR FEET,Copy !req
198. PUT DOWN YOUR GLASS,
IT'S TIME TO EAT."Copy !req
199. - YES!
- I'LL DRINK TO THAT.Copy !req
200. - ALL RIGHT! OKAY.Copy !req
201. - MM.Copy !req
202. AS MY FATHER
USED TO SAY,Copy !req
203. "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!Copy !req
204. I CAN'T
HEAR THE RADIO!"Copy !req
205. - OKAY.Copy !req
206. - ALL RIGHTY, THEN.Copy !req
207. AS WE SAY IN AUSTRALIA,
"UP YOUR BUM!"Copy !req
208. YES.Copy !req
209. UP ALL OUR BUMS.
HA HA!Copy !req
210. - WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
211. - MY AUNT'S FAMILY
IS VISITING,Copy !req
212. SO THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM
FOR ME IN THE BEDROOM.Copy !req
213. I WOULD HAVE
TO SLEEP ON THE ROOF.Copy !req
214. - SO?Copy !req
215. - SO I THOUGHT—Copy !req
216. - MY KEY?
YOU TOOK MY KEY?Copy !req
217. - IT WAS ONLY
FOR TWO NIGHTS.Copy !req
218. - YOU ARE TRESPASSING
ON COMPANY PROPERTY.Copy !req
219. TODD WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS.
NOW GO!Copy !req
220. - BUT WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
221. - EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
222. - WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
223. - DID YOU
JUST QUESTION ME?Copy !req
224. - NO, SIR,
I WOULD NEVER QUESTION YOU,Copy !req
225. BUT WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
226. - I AM HERE DOING WORK.Copy !req
227. THE ASSISTANT MANAGER
HAS RESPONSIBILITIESCopy !req
228. YOUR PEA BRAIN
COULD NEVER EVEN IMAGINE.Copy !req
229. - SIR?Copy !req
230. I FOUND YOUR NEST.Copy !req
231. - MY FATHER'S AIR-CONDITIONING
IS BROKEN, UNTIL I CAN ARRANGE—Copy !req
232. WELL, WHAT AM I DOING?Copy !req
233. I DON'T OWE YOU
AN EXPLANATION! OUT!Copy !req
234. - I'M SORRY, SIR.
I WAS WRONG TO COME.Copy !req
235. TOMORROW
I WILL CONFESS TO TODDCopy !req
236. EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENED HERE.Copy !req
237. - W-WAIT!Copy !req
238. - I NEVER MEASURED ANY PART
OF MY BODY WITH A RULER.Copy !req
239. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
MY TURN.Copy !req
240. I NEVER HAVE BEEN ATTRACTED
TO ANYONE I WORK WITH.Copy !req
241. - OKAY, I'LL GO.Copy !req
242. I NEVER SHAVED MY LEGS.Copy !req
243. - I WANTED TO SEE
WHAT IT FELT LIKE.Copy !req
244. HERE'S ONE, I NEVER SLEPT WITH
ANYONE ON THE FIRST DATE.Copy !req
245. - OH, BOY.Copy !req
246. WAH, WAH.Copy !req
247. OH, COME ON.
WHAT?Copy !req
248. YOU NEVER GOT CARRIED AWAY
ON A DATE BEFORE?Copy !req
249. - I DON'T REALLY DATE.Copy !req
250. - NO WAY.Copy !req
251. WHAT, THE GUYS ARE
INTIMIDATED BY YOUR LOOKS?Copy !req
252. - YOUR LOOKS SCARE ME.Copy !req
253. THAT CAME OUT WRONG.Copy !req
254. - IT'S COMPLICATED.Copy !req
255. - NO, IT'S NOT.Copy !req
256. HER PARENTS ARE
ARRANGING HER MARRIAGE.Copy !req
257. SEE? DONE.Copy !req
258. - OH, YOU'RE DOING
AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE.Copy !req
259. REALLY?
- YEAH.Copy !req
260. - HOW DOES THAT WORK?Copy !req
261. - WELL, MY PARENTS MEET
PROSPECTIVE GROOMS,Copy !req
262. THEN, OF THE GUYS
THAT THEY APPROVE,Copy !req
263. I'LL CHOOSE ONE.Copy !req
264. - AH, AND THEN YOU
START DATING THE GUY?Copy !req
265. - NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
266. YOU DATE AFTER
YOU AGREE TO THE MARRIAGE.Copy !req
267. - THAT'S ASS-BACKWARDS.Copy !req
268. SORRY, BUT IT IS.Copy !req
269. - ALL RIGHT,
WITH THIS ARRANGED THING,Copy !req
270. ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT,
YOU'LL FINALLY BECopy !req
271. SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE
ON THE FIRST DATE. HA!Copy !req
272. UP YOUR BUM!Copy !req
273. WE'RE DONE WITH THAT.Copy !req
274. - I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
275. I'M STILL NOT GETTING THIS.Copy !req
276. SHOULDN'T YOU BE MARRYING
SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVE?Copy !req
277. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU CAN LEARN TO LOVE SOMEONE.Copy !req
278. MY PARENTS' MARRIAGE
WAS ARRANGED,Copy !req
279. AND THEY'VE BEEN
TOGETHER FOR 40 YEARS.Copy !req
280. THEY SLEEP
IN SEPARATE BEDROOMSCopy !req
281. BECAUSE MY MOTHER
DOESN'T LIKE THE SOUNDCopy !req
282. MY FATHER MAKES
WHEN HE SLEEPS.Copy !req
283. IT'S LIKE A TRAIN.Copy !req
284. - OKAY,
THINK ABOUT IT LIKE THIS.Copy !req
285. A LOVE MARRIAGE
IS LIKE HOT SOUPCopy !req
286. THAT GROWS COLD
OVER TIME.Copy !req
287. AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE
IS LIKE COLD SOUPCopy !req
288. THAT YOU
HEAT OVER TIME.Copy !req
289. NOT FOR ME.Copy !req
290. I LIKE MY SOUP
PIPING HOT.Copy !req
291. - I LIKE TO
SLURP MY SOUP.Copy !req
292. - OVER THE LINE.
- SORRY.Copy !req
293. - DON'T LOOK AT ME
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
294. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO SAD.Copy !req
295. THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT I WANT TO DO.Copy !req
296. AND, AT THE END
OF THE DAY,Copy !req
297. I STILL GET TO
CHOOSE WHO I WANT.Copy !req
298. - REALLY?Copy !req
299. - REALLY.Copy !req
300. - WELL, I AM VERY GLAD
THAT YOU TOLD ME THAT.Copy !req
301. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
302. - WHAT AM I DOING?Copy !req
303. - WAIT, WAIT, I HAVEN'T
SHOWN YOU MY BABY CHICKEN.Copy !req
304. - IN CASE
THEY DON'T COME BACK.Copy !req
305. - SURE.Copy !req
306. - GOOD NIGHT, SIR.Copy !req
307. THANK YOU
FOR THE PILLOW.Copy !req
308. ARE YOU ASLEEP?Copy !req
309. I NEVER TOLD YOU,
BUT I JUSTCopy !req
310. WANTED TO SAY
THANK YOU FOR HIRING ME.Copy !req
311. THIS JOB MEANS EVERYTHING
TO MY FAMILY.Copy !req
312. - OH, NOW I UNDERSTAND
THIS PRODUCT.Copy !req
313. - TO THE WORST
DOUBLE DATE IN HISTORY.Copy !req
314. - I'D SAY "UP YOUR BUM,"Copy !req
315. BUT IT'S NOT AS MUCH FUN
SINCE OUR DATES LEFT.Copy !req
316. - CHEERS.Copy !req
317. - YOU BELIEVE THIS
SAUSAGE FEST?Copy !req
318. - YEAH, IT'S CRAZY.Copy !req
319. - MUSIC'S NOT BAD, THOUGH.Copy !req
320. - NO, IT'S GOT
A GOOD BEAT.Copy !req
321. - WHAT IF WE
WENT OUT THERE?Copy !req
322. - AS A JOKE.
- YEAH, AS A JOKE.Copy !req
323. - I'M IN. ALL RIGHT.
- I'M IN.Copy !req
324. - AH!Copy !req
325. OKAY!Copy !req
326. COME ON, COME ON,
GET INTO IT.Copy !req
327. HEY!Copy !req
328. - MADHURI, WHAT DID
YOU DO LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
329. THAT'S GREAT.
I WENT ON A DOUBLE DATE.Copy !req
330. IT'S WHAT AMERICANS DO.Copy !req
331. WE WENT TO LAL MIRCH,
I HAD PLENTY OF PAKORAS,Copy !req
332. IT WAS FANTASTIC,
WE HAD A GOOD—Copy !req
333. TODD.
YOU OKAY, MAN?Copy !req
334. - OH, MAN.Copy !req
335. INDIA IS THE WORST PLACE
FOR A HANGOVER.Copy !req
336. THE HEAT, THE SMELL,
THE CROWDS.Copy !req
337. HEY, HOW OFFENSIVE
DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BECopy !req
338. IF I BOUGHT A TURBAN
AND FILLED IT WITH ICE?Copy !req
339. - MAN, I'M SORRY
ABOUT YOUR DATE DISASTER.Copy !req
340. - MM... YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
341. - EVERYONE DOES.Copy !req
342. WE DON'T HAVE
AN INTER-OFFICE NEWSLETTER,Copy !req
343. BUT WE DO HAVE GUPTA.Copy !req
344. - OH!Copy !req
345. - AND TODD,
THERE'S NO UNSUBSCRIBING.Copy !req
346. - OH, MAN.Copy !req
347. - HEY.Copy !req
348. - OH, SIR?Copy !req
349. MAY I HAVE YOUR SIGNATURE
RIGHT HERE, PLEASE?Copy !req
350. - YEAH, YEAH, SURE.Copy !req
351. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
352. - UH-HUH.Copy !req
353. - YOU KNOW, SIR.Copy !req
354. MANY OF OUR CUSTOMERS WHO
BOUGHT THEIR GIRLFRIENDSCopy !req
355. THE ANTI-BITCH PILLSCopy !req
356. LATER ENDED UP BUYING
THE "I'M SO SORRY" TEDDY BEAR.Copy !req
357. WHY NOT SAVE ON SHIPPING
AND BUY THEM BOTH TODAY, EH?Copy !req
358. - I'M SORRY, MA'AM,Copy !req
359. BUT THE "WORLD'S BEST MOM"
T-SHIRTSCopy !req
360. ARE ACTUALLY
ON BACK ORDER.Copy !req
361. AW, CRAP!Copy !req
362. I WAS GONNA WEAR THAT
TO MY PAROLE HEARING.Copy !req
363. - HEY, ASHA, UM...Copy !req
364. I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
FOR LAST NIGHTCopy !req
365. AND THE WHOLE FEET THING.Copy !req
366. - YES,
THAT WAS SURPRISING.Copy !req
367. I IMAGINE YOU'RE
MORE ACCUSTOMEDCopy !req
368. TO PUTTING YOUR FOOT
IN YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
369. - HA!Copy !req
370. YEAH, I ACTUALLY
THOUGHT YOUCopy !req
371. STARTED TOUCHING ME
WITH YOUR FOOT.Copy !req
372. YOU KNOW, I HATE TO
LEAVE A LADY HANGING.Copy !req
373. - AH, SO SHE
REALLY ISN'T DEAD.Copy !req
374. - SO, UH,
SO WHAT'S NEXTCopy !req
375. ON THE MARRIAGE AGENDA?Copy !req
376. YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA MEET
SOME NEW GUYS,Copy !req
377. AND THEN THERE'S
THE TALENT PORTION,Copy !req
378. MAYBE THE
SWIMSUIT COMPETITION.Copy !req
379. - ACTUALLY,
I GO OVER THEIR BIO-DATA.Copy !req
380. - BIO-DATA?Copy !req
381. - YES, IT'S A RESUME
FOR AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE.Copy !req
382. LIST A MAN'S EDUCATION,
HIS JOB,Copy !req
383. HIS RELIGION,
THINGS LIKE THAT.Copy !req
384. - INTERESTING.Copy !req
385. I WONDER IF I THREW
MY BIO-DATA IN THE MIX,Copy !req
386. HOW I WOULD STACK UP?Copy !req
387. - I THINK YOU'D MAKE IT
THROUGH THE FIRST ROUND.Copy !req
388. - REALLY?Copy !req
389. - YES.Copy !req
390. IN FACT,
I KNOW A WOMANCopy !req
391. WHO IS CONSIDERING YOU
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
392. - TODD, SOMEONE WANTS TO SPEAK
TO THE MANAGER URGENTLY.Copy !req
393. - GO AHEAD,
PUT HIM THROUGH.Copy !req
394. SORRY, ASHA.Copy !req
395. MID AMERICA NOVELTIES.Copy !req
396. THIS IS TODD,
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
397. - I'D LIKE TO LODGE A COMPLAINT.Copy !req
398. THERE'S AN EVENING
I'D LIKE TO RETURN.Copy !req
399. - WELL, I'M SORRY,
WE DON'T DO REFUNDS.Copy !req
400. - WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I WOULD LIKE AN EXCHANGE.Copy !req
401. LET ME DESCRIBE TO YOU
THE PRODUCTCopy !req
402. THAT I'M INTERESTED IN.Copy !req
403. GREAT SMILE, HAZEL EYES,
AND BLOODY ADORABLE.Copy !req
404. - WELL, THAT ITEM ISN'T FEELING
SO ADORABLE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
405. LAST NIGHT
IT GOT HAMMEREDCopy !req
406. AND DANCED
WITH A BUNCH OF DUDES.Copy !req
407. - WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU,Copy !req
408. I'VE GOT JUST
THE HANGOVER CURE.Copy !req
409. SO LAST NIGHT
WAS KIND OF WEIRDCopy !req
410. WITH ALL
THE MISUNDERSTANDINGS.Copy !req
411. - YEAH, YOUR FOOT WENT
ON A WALKABOUT IN MY CROTCH.Copy !req
412. - WELL, NOW YOU KNOW
I'M VERY DIRECT.Copy !req
413. NO MATTER WHAT THE OBSTACLE,
I GO AFTER WHAT I WANT.Copy !req
414. - YEAH, YEAH.
ME TOO.Copy !req
415. - YOU KNOW,
IF YOU EVER GET TIREDCopy !req
416. OF BANGING YOUR HEAD
AGAINST THE WALL WITH ASHA,Copy !req
417. YOU COULD ALWAYS
TRY BANGING—Copy !req
418. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
419. I THINK I'VE MADE
MY POSITION PRETTY CLEAR.Copy !req
420. CHEERS.Copy !req
421. - AAH, MUMBAI!Copy !req
422. YAAAH.Copy !req
423. - CHARLIE?Copy !req
424. - HEY.Copy !req
425. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN A HOTEL?Copy !req
426. - I HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
427. I DRANK SO MUCH,
I MUST HAVE BLACKED OUT.Copy !req
428. LAST THING I REMEMBER,Copy !req
429. I WAS ON THE DANCE FLOOR
WITH TONYA.Copy !req
430. THAT GREAT SMILE,Copy !req
431. HAZEL EYES,
CUTE LITTLE BUTTON NOSE.Copy !req
432. - UH, CHARLIE,
THAT WAS ME.Copy !req
433. - YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH
TO DIP ME?Copy !req
434. - YEAH,
YOU GRABBED MY BOOB.Copy !req
435. I THINK IT'S BEST WE JUST FORGET
THE WHOLE NIGHT EVER HAPPENED.Copy !req
436. - DONE.Copy !req
437. HEY, GET ME ONE OF
THOSE COCONUTS, WILL YA?Copy !req
438. - I HATE BLACKING OUT.Copy !req
439. I HOPE I DIDN'T
EMBARRASS MYSELF LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
440. - YOU KNOW, WE'RE PASSING LOTS
OF STORES THAT SELL CLOTHES.Copy !req
441. I COULD LOAN YOU
A COUPLE OF BUCKS.Copy !req
442. - I DON'T BORROW MONEY.
I'VE GOT MY DIGNITY.Copy !req
443. NICE BREEZE.Copy !req
444. - I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO
THE BUS RIDE HOME IN THIS HEAT.Copy !req
445. ALL THOSE PEOPLE
WHO HAD LENTILS FOR LUNCH.Copy !req
446. - GUPTA, WHAT DID
YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH?Copy !req
447. - LENTILS.Copy !req
448. I'M NOT SAYING
IT'S GOING TO BECopy !req
449. A PLEASURE CRUISE
FOR THEM, EITHER.Copy !req
450. - WELL, I'M GOING TO SLEEP
LIKE A BABY TONIGHT.Copy !req
451. MY FATHER GOT HIS
AIR-CONDITIONING FIXED.Copy !req
452. I'D INVITE YOU GUYS ALL OVER,
BUT YOU ARE NOT MY EQUALS.Copy !req
453. THAT MAY OFFEND YOU,
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTERCopy !req
454. BECAUSE, ONCE AGAIN,
YOU ARE NOT MY EQUALS.Copy !req
455. WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
456. - GOING HOME.Copy !req
457. - DID YOU SIGN
YOUR CALL LOGS?Copy !req
458. - YES.
- NO?Copy !req
459. HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?Copy !req
460. YOU ARE INCOMPETENT.Copy !req
461. PAGE 45 OF THE EMPLOYEE MANUALCopy !req
462. CLEARLY STATES THAT YOU MUST
SIGN YOUR CALL LOGCopy !req
463. AT THE END
OF EVERY DAY.Copy !req
464. READ IT BEFORE
YOU GO HOME TONIGHT.Copy !req
465. IF YOU CAN READ.Copy !req