1. - PREVIOUSLY ON OUTSOURCED...Copy !req
2. - IT SAYS THAT THE WEDDING
STARTS ON FRIDAYCopy !req
3. AND ENDS ON SUNDAY.
- YES, IT LASTS ALL WEEKEND.Copy !req
4. - YOU'RE PRACTICALLY
BEST MAN NOW,Copy !req
5. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
- THROW THE BACHELOR PARTY.Copy !req
6. - ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO TO THE ROOM.Copy !req
7. SURPRISE.
- JUST GIVE ME ONE MINUTE.Copy !req
8. NO!Copy !req
9. SHE'S A HIJRA.Copy !req
10. - WHAT'S A HIJRA?Copy !req
11. - I THINK YOU REFER TO THEM
AS TRANSGENDER.Copy !req
12. - RAJIV?
- VIMI?Copy !req
13. NO.Copy !req
14. PLEASE, LET ME EXPLAIN.Copy !req
15. - IT'S THE NIGHT
BEFORE YOUR WEDDING.Copy !req
16. HOW DARE YOU BE
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN?Copy !req
17. - WHO WANTS BOOBY JELL-O SHOTS?Copy !req
18. - NO, CHARLIE.
NOT NOW.Copy !req
19. - OH, GOT IT.
SHOW TIME.Copy !req
20. NOW THAT'S A STRIPPER.
- THAT IS MY FIANCEE!Copy !req
21. NEVER FALL
IN LOVE WITH THE TALENT.Copy !req
22. - GET ME OUT OF THIS.Copy !req
23. - THIS'LL GO SMOOTHER
IF YOU TELL US UPFRONTCopy !req
24. WHAT SHE DOESN'T DO.Copy !req
25. - I WON'T STAND HERE
AND BE HUMILIATED.Copy !req
26. - THEN YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LINE
OF WORK, HONEY.Copy !req
27. - CHARLIE, SHUT UP!Copy !req
28. - LET'S GO.Copy !req
29. - VIMI.
MR. MEHTA. PLEASE.Copy !req
30. LET ME EXPLAIN.Copy !req
31. - HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS?Copy !req
32. TOMORROW IS SUPPOSED TO BE
THE MOST SPECIAL DAYCopy !req
33. OF OUR LIVES, AND YOU'VE
DISRESPECTED ME LIKE THIS.Copy !req
34. - I WOULD NEVER DISRESPECT YOU.Copy !req
35. THIS IS
SOME STUPID AMERICAN TRADITION.Copy !req
36. IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.Copy !req
37. - OH, I JUST FOUND THIS
DOWN BY THE POOL.Copy !req
38. WHAT A CRAZY RAFT, HUH?Copy !req
39. RAJIV, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
40. WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHITE PEOPLE?Copy !req
41. - HELLO.Copy !req
42. OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
PLEASE, GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
43. - RAJIV, I AM SO SORRY.Copy !req
44. THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN.Copy !req
45. - YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
VIMI IS AN INNOCENT FLOWER.Copy !req
46. BECAUSE
OF YOUR PERVERTED NONSENSE,Copy !req
47. SHE MAY NEVER SEE ME
THE SAME WAY AGAIN.Copy !req
48. - GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE.Copy !req
49. I'M IN LOVE WITH ASHLYNN.Copy !req
50. YEAH!Copy !req
51. - DID YOU HEAR THAT, TODD?Copy !req
52. HE'S IN LOVE.
QUICK.Copy !req
53. MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A DEVIANT.Copy !req
54. STRAP HIM TO THE CHAIR
OF RUINATION.Copy !req
55. - IF IT'S OKAY, I'D LIKE TO
BORROW THE CHAIR OF RUINATION.Copy !req
56. WE'VE ALREADY RUINATED
EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE ROOM.Copy !req
57. YEAH.Copy !req
58. - IT WORKED.
YEAH.Copy !req
59. - I THOUGHT THE POEM YOU WROTE
WAS VERY ROMANTIC.Copy !req
60. BUT WE WORK TOGETHER.Copy !req
61. WE PRACTICE DIFFERENT RELIGIONS.Copy !req
62. IS IT REALLY WORTH
RISKING OUR JOBSCopy !req
63. AND OUR RELATIONSHIPS
WITH OUR FAMILIES?Copy !req
64. I'LL THINK ABOUT IT
AND GET BACK TO YOU.Copy !req
65. LET'S CONTINUE.Copy !req
66. - WELL, I'VE WOKEN UP
NEXT TO WORSE.Copy !req
67. - SOMEONE JUST SMART-ASSED HIS
OR HER WAY OUT OF BREAKFAST.Copy !req
68. MUMBAI.Copy !req
69. I'M STILL IN MUMBAI.Copy !req
70. - THAT LOOKS GREAT.Copy !req
71. REALLY GOOD.Copy !req
72. THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING ASHLYNN.Copy !req
73. SHE REALLY WANTS
THE FULL EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
74. - IT'S OUR PLEASURE.
- I'LL BE WAITINGCopy !req
75. IN THE ROOM,
COUNTING THE MINUTES.Copy !req
76. BEFORE I GO, IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO FOR YOU?Copy !req
77. - WELL, MY GUM HAS TOTALLY LOST
ITS FLAVOR,Copy !req
78. AND I DON'T WANT TO MESS UP MY—Copy !req
79. - SHH.
SAY NO MORE, MY LOVE.Copy !req
80. THIS GUM IS AS TASTELESS AS THE
THINGS YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
81. - HEY.
ANY LUCK?Copy !req
82. - VIMI DID NOT ANSWER
HER PHONE THIS MORNING,Copy !req
83. AND NOW I CAN'T FIND HER
ANYWHERE.Copy !req
84. THE BAND IS SETTING UP.
THE GUESTS ARE ARRIVING.Copy !req
85. WHAT IF SHE CHANGES HER MIND?
WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T WANTCopy !req
86. TO MARRY ME?
- WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?Copy !req
87. - DO YOU KNOW
WHERE THE GIFT TABLE IS?Copy !req
88. - YES.
- GOOD.Copy !req
89. GO TO IT AND SEE IF SOMEONE
GAVE US A TIME MACHINE.Copy !req
90. - I GET IT.
AND THEN SET ITCopy !req
91. TO BEFORE THE BACHELOR PARTY?
- NO.Copy !req
92. YOU MUST GO BACK MUCH FURTHER.Copy !req
93. GO BACK
TO YOUR FATHER'S BACHELOR PARTYCopy !req
94. AND IMPOSE THE SAME HUMILIATIONS
UPON HIM,Copy !req
95. THEREBY RUINING HIS WEDDING
TO YOUR MOTHERCopy !req
96. AND NEGATING
YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.Copy !req
97. WHEN I SEE YOU FADING AWAY
BEFORE MY EYES,Copy !req
98. I WILL KNOW
YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED.Copy !req
99. - OH.Copy !req
100. - YOU AND MANMEET SEEM
TO BE HITTING IT OFF.Copy !req
101. - YEAH.
IT'S BEEN AN AMAZING TRIP.Copy !req
102. I CAME TO DO
THE WHOLE EAT, PRAY, LOVE THING.Copy !req
103. I HAVEN'T HAD TIME
TO PRAY YET,Copy !req
104. ALTHOUGH I DID SCREAM "OH, GOD"
A FEW TIMES LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
105. - WHAT ARE WE LAUGHING ABOUT?Copy !req
106. - HEY, DO YOU KNOW
HOW LONG IT TAKESCopy !req
107. TO GET TO AGRA?Copy !req
108. 'CAUSE AFTER THE WEDDING,Copy !req
109. I'M GOING TO SEE THE TAJ MAHAL.Copy !req
110. - OH, MANMEET DIDN'T TELL USCopy !req
111. THAT YOU GUYS WERE TAKING
A TRIP TOGETHER.Copy !req
112. - OH, HE'S NOT GOING.Copy !req
113. THIS IS MY MANMEET PORTION
OF THE TRIP.Copy !req
114. BUT THERE'S STILL PLENTY
OF THE COUNTRY I WANT TO SEE.Copy !req
115. - AND WHAT ABOUT MANMEET?Copy !req
116. - OH, I'VE ALREADY SEEN
ALL OF HIM.Copy !req
117. HAVE YOU GUYS?Copy !req
118. - WHAT SORT OF AN OUTFIT
ARE YOU RUNNING?Copy !req
119. IF YOU HAVEN'T STARTED COOKING
THE FOOD,Copy !req
120. I SHOULD NOT BE CHARGED FOR IT.Copy !req
121. I'VE GIVEN YOU ENOUGH WARNING
TO CANCEL THE DINNER.Copy !req
122. - IT'S NOT POSSIBLE, SIR.Copy !req
123. NOT POSSIBLE.
- THEN I WANT TO SPEAKCopy !req
124. TO THE MANAGER RIGHT NOW
IMMEDIATELY.Copy !req
125. - NO, NO,
NOTHING'S BEING CALLED OFF.Copy !req
126. - EXCUSE ME.
YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS.Copy !req
127. - YEAH, I DO.Copy !req
128. THE WHOLE THING IS MY FAULT.Copy !req
129. THE BACHELOR PARTY
WAS MY IDEA.Copy !req
130. YOU CAN'T PUT THIS ON RAJIV.Copy !req
131. - DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THIS WILL COST ME?Copy !req
132. THE TENT, THE BAR,
FEEDING EVERYONE?Copy !req
133. 300 CHICKEN PLATES,
300 VEGETARIAN PLATES.Copy !req
134. AND ONE SLOW-COOKED
ROTISSERIE LAMBCopy !req
135. SPECIAL-ORDERED
BY SOME IDIOT NAMED GUPTA.Copy !req
136. - I HAVE NEVER BEEN
THIS HUNG-OVER IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
137. - NOT ME.
I DON'T GET HANGOVERS.Copy !req
138. ALCOHOL JUST DOESN'T HAVE
THAT MUCH OF AN EFFECT ON ME.Copy !req
139. - OH.Copy !req
140. - YOU SEE THE UNICORN, RIGHT?Copy !req
141. - NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
142. THAT'S THE HORSE RAJIV WILL RIDE
INTO THE CEREMONYCopy !req
143. TO MAKE HIS GRAND ENTRANCE.Copy !req
144. AH, HE'S TENSE.
- NO, HE ISN'T.Copy !req
145. - TRUST ME. I COME
FROM A LONG LINE OF HORSEMEN.Copy !req
146. WE GREW UP BRAIDING THEIR TAILS,
CLEANING THEIR HOOVES,Copy !req
147. ARTIFICIALLY STIMULATING THEM
TO COLLECT THEIR SEED.Copy !req
148. THE TRICK IS TO BE GENTLE UNTIL
THE HORSE REQUESTS OTHERWISE.Copy !req
149. - THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN,
BUT YOU JUST CREEPED ME OUT.Copy !req
150. - I CAN SEE THAT.Copy !req
151. UH-UH, SEE THE EARS.
THIS ONE IS SKITTISH.Copy !req
152. HE COULD THROW RAJIV
AND RUIN THE WEDDING.Copy !req
153. HE NEEDS TO RELAX.Copy !req
154. WATCH AND LEARN.
THIS WORKS EVERY TIME.Copy !req
155. ♪ 'CAUSE YOUCopy !req
156. - HORSEY, NO!Copy !req
157. GO, CHARLIE, GO!
- I'M GOING.Copy !req
158. - VIMI.Copy !req
159. I UNDERSTAND
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME.Copy !req
160. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
SO PURE OF HEART.Copy !req
161. AND AFTER MY IMMORAL BEHAVIOR
LAST NIGHT,Copy !req
162. I HAVE EMBARRASSED YOU
AND MYSELFCopy !req
163. IN THE EYES OF YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
164. BUT I PROMISE YOU
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.Copy !req
165. TELL ME
YOU WILL STILL BE MY WIFE.Copy !req
166. PLEASE,
I AM BEGGING FORGIVENESS.Copy !req
167. DON'T TOUCH ME.Copy !req
168. - I KNOW.
I'M A MONSTER.Copy !req
169. - NO, MY HENNA IS DRYING.Copy !req
170. - YOUR BRIDAL HENNA?Copy !req
171. THE WEDDING IS STILL ON?Copy !req
172. - OF COURSE IT IS.Copy !req
173. - I WAS WORRIED AFTER LAST NIGHTCopy !req
174. YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO MARRY ME.Copy !req
175. - AT FIRST, I WAS MAD,Copy !req
176. BUT I GAVE IT SOME THOUGHT,Copy !req
177. AND I REALIZE
WE'VE ALL DONE FOOLISH THINGS.Copy !req
178. - YOU'RE SO FORGIVING.Copy !req
179. - I MEAN,
WE'VE ALL HAD OUR FUN.Copy !req
180. - YES.
WE'VE ALL HAD FUN.Copy !req
181. HOW MUCH FUN HAVE YOU HAD?Copy !req
182. - I'M JUST SAYING THAT,
BEFORE WE WERE TOGETHER,Copy !req
183. I MIGHT HAVE DONE SOME THINGS
THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED YOUCopy !req
184. TO WALK IN ON.Copy !req
185. I LOVE YOU, RAJIV.Copy !req
186. I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE CEREMONY?Copy !req
187. - I'M SO HAPPY.Copy !req
188. - ME TOO.Copy !req
189. - I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THOSE LIPS HAVE BEEN.Copy !req
190. - YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD
OF RAJIV.Copy !req
191. - I'M SO HAPPY.Copy !req
192. WE TRIED TO ARRANGE
HIS MARRIAGE,Copy !req
193. BUT NOBODY WOULD TAKE HIM.Copy !req
194. - FATHER, I'LL BE OUT
IN A MINUTE.Copy !req
195. SO IS VIMI PISSED
ABOUT THE BACHELOR PARTY?Copy !req
196. - NO.Copy !req
197. VIMI DOES NOT JUDGE PEOPLE
ON THEIR INDISCRETIONS.Copy !req
198. AS IT TURNS OUT,
SHE'S HAD A FEW OF HER OWN.Copy !req
199. - REALLY?Copy !req
200. - MY INNOCENT FLOWERCopy !req
201. MAY HAVE ALREADY BEEN PLUCKED.Copy !req
202. - OH!
RAJIV, SO WHATCopy !req
203. IF SHE'S NOT A VIRGIN?
- PLEASE.Copy !req
204. I DO NOT WANT
TO SPEAK OF THIS.Copy !req
205. I WISH I COULD UNHEAR IT.Copy !req
206. DO ME THE KINDNESS
OF CHANGING THE SUBJECT.Copy !req
207. - I'VE JUST HAD
THE MOST MIND-BLOWING SEX EVER.Copy !req
208. - OH, MANMEET,
NO, NOT NOW.Copy !req
209. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT NOW?Copy !req
210. I'VE BEEN WAITING
MY ENTIRE LIFECopy !req
211. TO TALK ABOUT SEX
THAT I WAS ACTUALLY INVOLVED IN.Copy !req
212. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
- WELL, RAJIV JUST FOUND OUTCopy !req
213. THAT VIMI'S BEEN
WITH OTHER MEN.Copy !req
214. I THINK HE'S TRYING
TO GET HIS HEAD AROUND IT.Copy !req
215. - OH, TOUGH BREAK.
- YEAH.Copy !req
216. - ASHLYNN IS AMAZING.Copy !req
217. AND, TODD, WE DID
ALL THE POSITIONS.Copy !req
218. ME ON TOP,
HER ON TOP, ALL OF THEM.Copy !req
219. - WELL, NO, YOU GOT THE—
- WHAT?Copy !req
220. - NO.
- WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY?Copy !req
221. - NOTHING.
- HUH?Copy !req
222. - YEAH.
THAT'S ALL OF THEM.Copy !req
223. - HERE, HORSEY.Copy !req
224. NEIGH!
NEIGH!Copy !req
225. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.Copy !req
226. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU TRY TO TURN A SOLOCopy !req
227. INTO A DUET.
- CALM DOWN.Copy !req
228. I'LL FIND THE HORSE.Copy !req
229. - YOU HAVE TO.Copy !req
230. RAJIV CAN'T WALK
INTO A CEREMONY.Copy !req
231. IT'S TRADITION.Copy !req
232. HE HAS TO BE ELEVATED
ABOVE THE CROWD.Copy !req
233. - LOOK, I GOT THIS.Copy !req
234. I'VE BEEN TRACKING ANIMALS
MY ENTIRE ADULT LIFE.Copy !req
235. OH, HE'S A CRAFTY ONE.
- UH-HUH.Copy !req
236. - LOOKS LIKE HE PUT
ON FLIP-FLOPSCopy !req
237. AND IS WALKING
ON HIS HIND LEGS.Copy !req
238. WE'RE CLOSE, GUPTA.Copy !req
239. WE'RE VERY CLOSE.Copy !req
240. - CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING?Copy !req
241. - YEAH.
- I WANT YOUR OPINION.Copy !req
242. OKAY.Copy !req
243. - OH.
OH, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
244. - IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S.Copy !req
245. AND I'M GOING
TO GIVE IT TO ASHLYNN.Copy !req
246. SHE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.Copy !req
247. - MANMEET, WE HAVE SOMETHING
WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.Copy !req
248. - WE?Copy !req
249. - TYPICAL.Copy !req
250. THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME TO SAY,Copy !req
251. BUT ARE YOU SURE
ASHLYNN IS RIGHT FOR YOU?Copy !req
252. MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER WOMAN
OUT THERECopy !req
253. WHO COULD MAKE YOU HAPPIER
IN THE LONG RUN.Copy !req
254. - OH, MADHURI,
I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
255. - GOOD. BECAUSE I REALLY,
REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
256. - AND I CARE ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
257. JUST NOT IN THAT WAY.Copy !req
258. - WHAT?Copy !req
259. - I THINK
YOU'RE A GREAT PERSON,Copy !req
260. AND SOMEDAY YOU'LL MEET SOMEONE.Copy !req
261. PROBABLY.Copy !req
262. - I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
263. - REALLY?Copy !req
264. - YES. I DO.Copy !req
265. - THAT'S CUTE.Copy !req
266. - HEY, ASHA,Copy !req
267. I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS,Copy !req
268. BUT I'M DIGGING THE TURBAN.Copy !req
269. I GOT MY KEYS AND MY WALLET UP
HERE SO I HAVE MY HANDS FREECopy !req
270. TO DO THE CHICKEN DANCE LATER.Copy !req
271. WAIT, WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
272. - SUNIL'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT.Copy !req
273. HE HAD ANOTHER LAST-MINUTE
BUSINESS MEETING.Copy !req
274. - OH. WELL,
HE'S A HARD-WORKING GUY.Copy !req
275. IT'S PART OF WHY YOU PICKED HIM,
RIGHT?Copy !req
276. - YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS SOME EXCUSE.Copy !req
277. AND IF I'M SECOND TO HIM NOW,Copy !req
278. WHAT'S IT GONNA BE LIKE
WHEN WE'RE MARRIED?Copy !req
279. - I MEAN,
I DON'T REALLY KNOW THE GUY,Copy !req
280. BUT HE'S AN IDIOT
IF HE'S TAKING YOU FOR GRANTED.Copy !req
281. - WHERE'S RAJIV?Copy !req
282. HE HAS DISAPPEARED.Copy !req
283. IF HE'S NOT HERE IN 20 MINUTES,Copy !req
284. I WILL FIND ANOTHER GROOM
FOR MY DAUGHTERCopy !req
285. FASTER THAN YOU CAN OPEN
A PIZZA HUT IN CHINA.Copy !req
286. - WHAT?Copy !req
287. - I HAVE TWO,
AND THEY'RE DOING QUITE WELL.Copy !req
288. IT'S THE CHEESE-STUFFED CRUST.Copy !req
289. BLOWS THEIR MINDS.Copy !req
290. - EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
291. RAJIV!Copy !req
292. RAJIV!Copy !req
293. HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN RAJIV?Copy !req
294. - YEAH, HE'S DOWN
BY THE ROCKS THERE.Copy !req
295. - OH. WHAT ARE YOU—
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
296. WHAT'S WITH THE CARROTS?Copy !req
297. - UH, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
A WHITE HORSE, HAVE YOU?Copy !req
298. - YOU MEAN THE ONE
THAT RAJIV IS SUPPOSEDCopy !req
299. TO RIDE INTO THE CEREMONY?Copy !req
300. NO, NO, NO.
- NO, NOT NECESSARILY.Copy !req
301. THERE ARE A BUNCH OF HORSES
AROUND HERE.Copy !req
302. WE JUST WANTED TO PET ONE.Copy !req
303. - YEAH, IT'S A BIG HORSE BEACH.Copy !req
304. YEAH, WE LOST HIM.
- OH!Copy !req
305. GUPTA, YOU'RE MY PLUS ONE,
MAN.Copy !req
306. YOU CAN'T DO THIS KIND OF THING.Copy !req
307. - HONESTLY, TODD,Copy !req
308. YOU KNEW THE RISKS
OF PLUS-ONEING ME.Copy !req
309. - YEAH.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
310. - THIS GUY.
- I KNOW.Copy !req
311. - RAJIV!Copy !req
312. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
313. EVERYONE'S WAITING FOR YOU.Copy !req
314. - TELL THEM TO GO HOME.Copy !req
315. I CANNOT MARRY VIMI.Copy !req
316. - COME ON, GIRL.Copy !req
317. COME ON.Copy !req
318. - THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER
THAN THE HORSE.Copy !req
319. - WE'RE RUNNING OUT
OF C-A-R-R-O-T-S-ES.Copy !req
320. - OH, WHY ARE YOU SPELLING IT?Copy !req
321. - IF SHE FINDS OUT
WE'RE OUT OF CARROTS,Copy !req
322. SHE'S GONNA STOP FOLLOWING US.Copy !req
323. DAMN IT.
I DIDN'T SPELL IT.Copy !req
324. - DO YOU THINK SHE'LL SHAVE
BEFORE THE WEDDING?Copy !req
325. - YOU COULD ASK.Copy !req
326. - HEY, COME ON, RAJIV,
EVERYONE'S WAITING FOR YOU.Copy !req
327. YOU KNOW, SINCE I MET YOU,
IT'S BEEN VIMI, VIMI, VIMI.Copy !req
328. AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO MARRY HER,Copy !req
329. AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA THROW IT
ALL AWAYCopy !req
330. BECAUSE SHE'S HAD
A FEW BOYFRIENDS?Copy !req
331. IT'S A TOTAL DOUBLE STANDARD.Copy !req
332. - IT'S NOT A DOUBLE STANDARD.
- YEAH.Copy !req
333. IT IS.
VIMI'S NOT UPSET WITH YOUCopy !req
334. BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD
A FEW PAST GIRLFRIENDS.Copy !req
335. - I'VE NEVER HAD
OTHER GIRLFRIENDS.Copy !req
336. - OKAY, WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'VE NEVER...Copy !req
337. - NEVER.
- NEVER HAD SEX?Copy !req
338. WELL, WHAT ABOUT...
- NO.Copy !req
339. - HOW ABOUT...
- NO.Copy !req
340. - OH, WOW.Copy !req
341. WELL, THAT EXPLAINS...Copy !req
342. YOU.Copy !req
343. - I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
344. AS AN AMERICAN,
YOU SPENT YOUR YOUTHCopy !req
345. ROBBING WOMEN OF THEIR VIRTUE.Copy !req
346. - NO.Copy !req
347. NO, EVERY GIRL
I'VE EVER BEEN WITHCopy !req
348. HAD ALREADY BEEN ROBBED.Copy !req
349. - I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PROUD
THAT I SAVED MYSELFCopy !req
350. FOR THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS.Copy !req
351. BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE A FOOL.Copy !req
352. VIMI HAS MORE MONEY,
MORE FRIENDS,Copy !req
353. AND NOW I FIND OUT
SHE HAS MORE EXPERIENCE TOO.Copy !req
354. IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY
I WILL LET HER DOWN.Copy !req
355. - YOU'VE NEVER LET HER DOWN.Copy !req
356. YOU WANTED TO IMPRESS HER,Copy !req
357. SO YOU GOT A GREAT JOB.Copy !req
358. YOU WANTED TO IMPRESS HER DAD,Copy !req
359. SO YOU BECAME MANAGER.Copy !req
360. SURE, SHE WAS THE MOTIVATION,Copy !req
361. BUT, ALONG THE WAY,
YOU TURNED YOURSELFCopy !req
362. INTO ONE HELL OF A CATCH.Copy !req
363. - I GUESS I DID DO
ALL THOSE THINGS ON MY OWN.Copy !req
364. - OF COURSE YOU DID.Copy !req
365. WHEN YOU SET YOUR MIND
TO SOMETHING,Copy !req
366. YOU GO OUT AND YOU GET IT.Copy !req
367. LET ME TELL YOU THIS.Copy !req
368. IF RAJIV GIDWANI WANTS
TO BONE VIMICopy !req
369. ALL NIGHT LONG,
I GUARANTEE HE WILL.Copy !req
370. - DON'T SPEAK OF MY WIFE
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
371. - YOUR WHAT?
WHAT'D YOU CALL HER?Copy !req
372. - MY WIFE.Copy !req
373. MY WIFE.Copy !req
374. - TIME TO GET MARRIED.Copy !req
375. - BE HONEST.Copy !req
376. DO YOU THINK I HAVE
WHAT IT TAKESCopy !req
377. TO MAKE IT LAST WITH VIMI?Copy !req
378. - RAJIV, IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME.Copy !req
379. YOU'LL BE LUCKY
TO GET YOUR PANTS OFF.Copy !req
380. - I WAS TALKING
ABOUT THE MARRIAGE.Copy !req
381. - SO WAS I.Copy !req
382. - HEY, GUYS.
- HEY.Copy !req
383. - HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
WITH THE HORSE?Copy !req
384. - OH, AN ELEPHANT
IS FAR MORE REGAL.Copy !req
385. - YEAH, THEY USE 'EM
IN INDIAN WEDDINGS ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
386. - HOW DO YOU KNOW?
- 'CAUSE WE JUST STOLE ITCopy !req
387. FROM A REAL FANCY ONE
UP THE BEACH.Copy !req
388. SHH.Copy !req
389. - I'M SO HAPPY FOR RAJIV.Copy !req
390. - YEAH.
HE FINALLY HAS VIMI.Copy !req
391. - MM.Copy !req
392. HE DIDN'T LET ANYTHING
GET IN HIS WAY.Copy !req
393. - MM-MM.Copy !req
394. - HE LISTENED TO HIS HEART.Copy !req
395. - OH!
EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
396. MY TURN.Copy !req
397. LIKE A BIRD.Copy !req
398. WHAT?
OH, GOOD MOVES, TODD AND ASHA.Copy !req
399. - OH, GUPTA.
WHO GAVE YOU A CAMERA?Copy !req
400. AH, THE MARRIED COUPLE.Copy !req
401. - I'M SO HAPPY I ALMOST
DON'T FEEL LIKE YELLING AT YOU.Copy !req
402. CHARLIE, DON'T START SOMETHING
YOU CAN'T FINISH, MAN.Copy !req
403. OH, MANMEET,
WHY AREN'T YOU DANCING?Copy !req
404. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
405. - I TOLD ASHLYNN I LOVED HER,Copy !req
406. AND SHE LEFT ME.Copy !req
407. SHE BROKE MY HEART, MAN.Copy !req
408. - SHE DID THAT TO YOU
AT A WEDDING?Copy !req
409. THAT'S HORRIBLE.Copy !req
410. - YES, IT IS.Copy !req
411. I ALMOST DON'T FEEL
LIKE DANCING.Copy !req
412. - OH, COME ON.Copy !req
413. - I'M BACK.Copy !req
414. - NO INDIANS WERE HARMED
IN THE FILMING OF THIS VIDEO.Copy !req
415. BYE-BYE FOR NOW.Copy !req