1. - TODD, CHARLIE...
- HEY.Copy !req
2. - I WANT
YOUR HONEST OPINION, OKAY?Copy !req
3. I'M WORRIED THAT WHEN ASHLYNN
COMES FROM AMERICA TO SEE ME,Copy !req
4. SHE MIGHT FIND ME TOO...Copy !req
5. - SCRAWNY?
- NO.Copy !req
6. - FRAIL?
- NO.Copy !req
7. - LIKE AN INDIAN VERSION
OF WOODY FROM TOY STORY?Copy !req
8. - WHAT?
- OH, YEAH, I CAN SEE IT.Copy !req
9. IF HE HAD THE HAT
AND HE WENT LIKE THIS.Copy !req
10. - UH, HELLO.
I'M WORRIED SHE'LL THINKCopy !req
11. MY CHEST IS TOO...Copy !req
12. - SCRAWNY?
- FRAIL?Copy !req
13. - LIKE AN INDIAN VERSION
OF WOODY FROM TOY STORY?Copy !req
14. - HAIRY!
- OH.Copy !req
15. - SAW ALL THESE PICTURES
OF AMERICAN MEN—Copy !req
16. MARK WAHLBERG,
CHANNING TATUM...Copy !req
17. SO SMOOTH, MAN,Copy !req
18. LIKE TALL,
MUSCULAR CHILDREN.Copy !req
19. - MANMEET, IT'S NOT
THAT BIG OF A DEAL.Copy !req
20. I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
21. - A LOT OF AMERICAN GUYS
HAVE CHEST HAIR.Copy !req
22. WHOA!Copy !req
23. - YEAH, YOU GOTTA DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
24. - OW!Copy !req
25. AH!Copy !req
26. OW!Copy !req
27. - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
28. - THAT IS PERFECT.Copy !req
29. - THAT'LL DEFINITELY PUT
A SMILE ON HER FACE.Copy !req
30. - OH, SO THIS IS JUST
A BIG PRANK TO YOU GUYS.Copy !req
31. - NOT TO ME.Copy !req
32. I TRIM MY HAIR
IN THE SHAPE OF A HEART TOO.Copy !req
33. - NO, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
34. - NO, NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY.
- NO, NO NO.Copy !req
35. - OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
PLEASE. GOODBYE.Copy !req
36. - LISTEN UP, DONKEYS.Copy !req
37. IF YOU RECEIVE
AN ENVELOPE,Copy !req
38. YOU WILL NOT BE COMING
TO WORK TOMORROW.Copy !req
39. - YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!Copy !req
40. I'VE HAD GOOD NUMBERS
THIS MONTH.Copy !req
41. FIRE LATA. SHE'S BEEN STEALING
OFFICE SUPPLIES,Copy !req
42. AND I'M PRETTY SURE
SHE'S NEVER BEEN VACCINATED.Copy !req
43. - NO ONE
IS GETTING FIRED.Copy !req
44. THESE ARE INVITATIONS
TO MY WEDDING.Copy !req
45. - OH.Copy !req
46. - THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
- OH, THANKS, RAJIV.Copy !req
47. YOU KNOW,
I THINK IT'S GREATCopy !req
48. THAT YOU'RE INVITING
ALL THE WORKERSCopy !req
49. TO YOUR WEDDING.Copy !req
50. - VIMI'S FATHER
WILL BE IMPRESSEDCopy !req
51. THAT THE WORKERS RESPECT ME
ENOUGH TO ATTEND MY WEDDING.Copy !req
52. AND HERE'S THE BEST PART—Copy !req
53. TRADITION DICTATESCopy !req
54. THAT EVERYONE
GIVES ME A GIFT OF CASH.Copy !req
55. - SO ESSENTIALLY
YOU'RE CHARGING THE WORKERSCopy !req
56. TO GO TO YOUR WEDDING
TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD.Copy !req
57. - IT'S SO PERFECT.Copy !req
58. I THOUGHT ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT,
AND I ALMOST CRIED.Copy !req
59. - I THINK
YOU GOT A TYPO HERE.Copy !req
60. IT SAYS THAT
THE WEDDING STARTS ON FRIDAYCopy !req
61. AND ENDS ON SUNDAY.Copy !req
62. - YES, IT LASTS
ALL WEEKEND.Copy !req
63. - REALLY? WHAT—
WHAT ARE WE GONNA BE DOINGCopy !req
64. FOR ALL THAT TIME?Copy !req
65. - IT STARTS
WITH THE SANGEET,Copy !req
66. WHICH IS WHERE
FRIENDS AND FAMILY SINGCopy !req
67. AND PERFORM SKITS.Copy !req
68. - OKAY, GOT IT.
DON'T COME ON THE FIRST DAY.Copy !req
69. - AND THEN
THERE'S THE MENDHI,Copy !req
70. WHERE WOMEN GET HENNA
ON THEIR HANDS AND FEET.Copy !req
71. AND, FINALLY, THERE'S
THE BARAAT PROCESSION,Copy !req
72. WHERE I RIDE UP
ON A WHITE HORSE.Copy !req
73. AND, OF COURSE,
THE CEREMONY ITSELF,Copy !req
74. WHERE WE WALK AROUND A FIRE
SEVEN TIMES.Copy !req
75. - I HAD A BUDDY WHOSE MARRIAGE
DIDN'T LAST AS LONGCopy !req
76. AS THAT DESCRIPTION.Copy !req
77. AMERICANS.Copy !req
78. UM, RAJIV, I DON'T KNOW
IF THERE WAS A MIX-UP,Copy !req
79. BUT I DIDN'T RECEIVE
MY INVITATION TO YOUR WEDDING.Copy !req
80. ANYWAY, UH, CONSIDER THIS
MY VERBAL RSVP.Copy !req
81. GUPTA WILL ATTEND.Copy !req
82. FISH.
WAIT. VEGGIE PLATE.Copy !req
83. WAIT, HOW IS THE FISH
BEING PREPARED?Copy !req
84. YOU KNOW WHAT?
SURPRISE ME.Copy !req
85. - HERE'S A SURPRISE.
- OH.Copy !req
86. - YOU DID NOT RECEIVE
AN INVITATIONCopy !req
87. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT INVITED.Copy !req
88. - AND THE REASON
YOU WEREN'T INVITEDCopy !req
89. IS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO VALUABLE
TO LEAVE THE OFFICE.Copy !req
90. WE NEED YOU HERE.Copy !req
91. - OH, OF COURSE.Copy !req
92. YOU NEED ME IN CHARGE
OF THE CALL CENTERCopy !req
93. WHILE YOU ARE BOTH GONE.Copy !req
94. - GUPTA, LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
95. YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE.Copy !req
96. - I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
97. I AM NOT IN CHARGE!Copy !req
98. I THINK THEY BOUGHT IT.Copy !req
99. MANAGEMENT.
THIS FEELS RIGHT.Copy !req
100. - I HAVE A CALLER WHO WANTS
TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER.Copy !req
101. - I'M BUSY.Copy !req
102. OW!Copy !req
103. I SAID "BUFF," DAMMIT!Copy !req
104. - HOW ABOUT I BRING GUPTA
AS MY PLUS ONE?Copy !req
105. - FINE, BUT HE HAS TO SIT
AT THE HORSE'S TABLE.Copy !req
106. - OKAY, ASHLYNN
IS MEETING ME AT THE HOTEL.Copy !req
107. IF I GET ONE ROOM,
IT WILL BE TOO FORWARD,Copy !req
108. BUT IF I GET TWO ROOMS,Copy !req
109. IT WILL HURT MY CHANCES
OF MAKING LOVE TO HER.Copy !req
110. - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GET
ONE ROOM WITH TWO BEDS?Copy !req
111. - AH, HE IS GOOD.
- YOU KNOW?Copy !req
112. - THEN SHE'LL THINK
I'M A GENTLEMAN.Copy !req
113. - THEN YOU CAN DO
THE "CONTINENTAL DIVIDE."Copy !req
114. THAT'S WHERE
SHE HAS ONE LEG ON ONE BEDCopy !req
115. AND ONE LEG ON THE OTHER.Copy !req
116. THERE'S ANOTHER VERSION—
"LONDON BRIDGE."Copy !req
117. BUT YOU HAVE TO GET HOUSEKEEPING
TO ACT AS TOURISTS.Copy !req
118. SIGH.Copy !req
119. - UH, EVERYTHING OKAY?
- I WISH.Copy !req
120. I NEED ONE MORE PERSON
IN MY WEDDING PARTYCopy !req
121. SO I HAVE THE SAME NUMBER
AS THE BRIDE.Copy !req
122. - WELL, I'M SURE
YOU HAVE ANOTHER RELATIVE.Copy !req
123. - NO, I AM OUT
OF RELATIVES.Copy !req
124. WHAT I NEED NOW
IS A TRUE FRIEND.Copy !req
125. - LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FAT STEVEN SEAGAL WOULD WEAR.Copy !req
126. - THIS IS THE TRADITIONAL OUTFIT
FOR THE PROCESSION.Copy !req
127. - PROCESSION.
OKAY, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?Copy !req
128. - JUST SMILE
AND WATCH YOUR STEP.Copy !req
129. - WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU'RE BEHINDCopy !req
130. THE HORSE.Copy !req
131. - MAN, I AM PSYCHED.Copy !req
132. THIS IS GONNA BE A BLAST!Copy !req
133. - UH, CHARLIE,Copy !req
134. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE INVITED
TO THE WEDDING.Copy !req
135. - SCREW THE WEDDING.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M COMING FOR.Copy !req
136. YOU'RE PRACTICALLY
BEST MAN NOW.Copy !req
137. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?Copy !req
138. - I GET TO THROW
THE BACHELOR PARTY!Copy !req
139. - YEAH! BACHELOR PARTY!Copy !req
140. I'M GONNA CALL
ALL MY BUDDIES.Copy !req
141. - HELLO?Copy !req
142. - BACHELOR PARTY!
YEAH!Copy !req
143. YEAH!Copy !req
144. UGH!Copy !req
145. - ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.Copy !req
146. - OKAY, BYE.
- BYE-BYE.Copy !req
147. TOO BAD THIS BACHELOR PARTY
ISN'T IN MICHIGAN,Copy !req
148. 'CAUSE I COULD CALL
LITTLE LAURA AND MINI MARY.Copy !req
149. THEY'RE DWARF
WRESTLER-STRIPPERS.Copy !req
150. - WHAT IS THAT SMELL?Copy !req
151. - WANNA PLAY "WHAT'S THAT SMELL"
ON AN INDIAN TRAIN,Copy !req
152. WE'RE GONNA BE HERE ALL DAY.
- NO, IT'S A GOOD SMELL.Copy !req
153. IT'S LIKE,
UH, PUMPKIN PIE?Copy !req
154. - OH.Copy !req
155. THAT MIGHT BE
MY PUMPKIN PIE CANDLE.Copy !req
156. - WHOA! DUDE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOINGCopy !req
157. WITH ALL THESE CANDLES?Copy !req
158. - THEY'RE FOR ASHLYNN.Copy !req
159. THEY SAY
YOUR SENSE OF SMELLCopy !req
160. CAN TRIGGER MEMORIES
FROM CHILDHOOD.Copy !req
161. I WANT HER TO FEEL
COMFORTABLE IN INDIA,Copy !req
162. LIKE SHE'S AT HOME.Copy !req
163. OH, THEY EVEN HAVE...Copy !req
164. A CHRISTMAS CANDLE.Copy !req
165. - IF IT SMELLS
LIKE MILLER LITE,Copy !req
166. A GREYHOUND BUS STATION,
AND MY DAD'S EXCUSES,Copy !req
167. THAT'D BE
MY CHRISTMAS CANDLE.Copy !req
168. - OH, THAT REMINDS ME...Copy !req
169. UH, WHAT WAS
YOUR MOST MEMORABLE MEAL?Copy !req
170. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
171. - I'M TRYING OUT
CONVERSATION STARTERS.Copy !req
172. - IT WAS CHRISTMAS MORNING
IN A GREYHOUND BUS STATION.Copy !req
173. I FOUND A HAIR IN
A VENDING MACHINE SANDWICH.Copy !req
174. - CHARLIE.Copy !req
175. - MY DAD SAID
IT WAS PROBABLY SANTA'S.Copy !req
176. WELL, WHY IS IT BLACK,
DAD, HUH?Copy !req
177. WHY IS IT BLACK?Copy !req
178. - LOOK, MAN,
YOU DON'T NEED THESE.Copy !req
179. - TODD, ME AND ASHLYNN HAVE
ONLY TALKED ON THE INTERNET.Copy !req
180. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
WE'LL BE FACE TO FACE.Copy !req
181. I WANNA BE PREPARED
FOR ANY AWKWARD MOMENTS.Copy !req
182. - WHY IS IT BLACK?Copy !req
183. - EXCUSE ME!
OH, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
184. HOLD ON, COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
185. THIS TRAIN
IS TAKING FOREVER.Copy !req
186. WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO REHEARSE OUR DANCECopy !req
187. FOR THE SANGEET HERE.Copy !req
188. - WAIT, OUR WHAT FOR THE WHAT?
- THE BHANGRA DANCE!Copy !req
189. WE'RE GONNA SURPRISE RAJIV.Copy !req
190. - AH.
- DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
191. YOUR PART IS SIMPLE.
I DO THIS.Copy !req
192. AH!Copy !req
193. - ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO I DO?Copy !req
194. - OH, YOU ARE THE POLE.Copy !req
195. - IF YOU CAN BE THE POLE,Copy !req
196. I CAN CROSS SOMETHING ELSE OFF
MY BACHELOR PARTY LIST.Copy !req
197. I WISH SUNIL WOULD
JUST HURRY UP AND GET HERE.Copy !req
198. I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LOSERCopy !req
199. BEING BY MYSELF
AT A WEDDING.Copy !req
200. NOT AS THOUGH
THERE'S ANYTHING WRONGCopy !req
201. WITH BEING ALONE
AT A WEDDING.Copy !req
202. OR IN LIFE.Copy !req
203. - NO, SOMETIMES
IT'S BETTER TO BE ALONE.Copy !req
204. LIKE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
205. - YOU LOOK VERY NICE.
- THANK YOU.Copy !req
206. - BUT ONLY WOMEN
WEAR THE SCARF THIS WAY.Copy !req
207. - I'LL DO IT QUICK.Copy !req
208. I DON'T WANNA GET YOU
IN TROUBLE WITH TONYA AGAIN.Copy !req
209. - UH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
WE BROKE UP.Copy !req
210. - OH, I'M SORRY.
ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
211. - YEAH.
YEAH, I'M FINE.Copy !req
212. - YEAH, IT'S HARD
TO BELIEVECopy !req
213. THE GIRL YOU HAD SEX WITH
ON THE BREAK ROOM TABLECopy !req
214. ON YOUR FIRST DATECopy !req
215. DIDN'T TURN INTO
A LASTING RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
216. - YEAH, THAT'S WHY
I LIKE WHAT WE HAVE—Copy !req
217. ALL THE JUDGMENTCopy !req
218. WITHOUT ANY
OF THAT PHYSICAL STUFFCopy !req
219. GETTING IN THE WAY.Copy !req
220. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
221. - YOUR FRIENDS
ARE VERY TALENTED.Copy !req
222. - I KNOW.Copy !req
223. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT YOUR FRIENDS HAVE PLANNED.Copy !req
224. - I TOLD THEM
NOT TO DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
225. I WANT THIS NIGHT
TO BE ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
226. - AW, THAT'S SWEET,
BUT I DON'T THINK THEY LISTENED.Copy !req
227. GUPTA.Copy !req
228. - SILENCE!
PAY ATTENTION, DONKEYS!Copy !req
229. I AM RAJIV.Copy !req
230. PEOPLE SAY I AM MEAN.Copy !req
231. WHEN SHIVA THE DESTROYER
IS OUT SICK,Copy !req
232. THEY GIVE ME A RING.Copy !req
233. EVERYONE CALLS ME
A BROWN-NOSER.Copy !req
234. I GUESS IT MUST BE TRUE.Copy !req
235. BEFORE I STARTED WORKING
AT THE CALL CENTER,Copy !req
236. I WAS WHITE.Copy !req
237. - RAJIV, WE LOVE YOU!Copy !req
238. YOU'RE A GREAT GUY.Copy !req
239. BUT SERIOUSLY, VIMI...Copy !req
240. 500 MILLION MEN IN INDIA,Copy !req
241. AND YOU PICK THIS GUY?Copy !req
242. 500 MILLION MEN!Copy !req
243. - TODD, WE GOT A PROBLEM.Copy !req
244. I'M HAVING A HARD TIME
FINDING A STRIPPERCopy !req
245. FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY.Copy !req
246. FOR A COUNTRY
WITH SO MUCH UNINTENTIONALCopy !req
247. THIRD-WORLD NUDITY,
YOU'D THINK IT'D BE EASY.Copy !req
248. - YEAH, I HAVEN'T HAD
ANY LUCK EITHER.Copy !req
249. NO ONE EVEN KNOWS
WHAT A BACHELOR PARTY IS.Copy !req
250. - TELL ME ABOUT IT.Copy !req
251. THERE'S NO PLACE TO BUY
OFFENSIVE CRAP AROUND HERE.Copy !req
252. IF SOMEONE OPENED
A SPENCER'S GIFTS,Copy !req
253. THEY'D MAKE A KILLING.Copy !req
254. - VIMI!Copy !req
255. - ANOTHER
MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA—Copy !req
256. SPENCER'S GIFTS, MUMBAI.Copy !req
257. - I DIDN'T WANNA
HAVE TO DO THIS,Copy !req
258. BUT I'M GONNA CALL
THE OFFICE.Copy !req
259. - IT'S LIKE WATCHING
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.Copy !req
260. - MID AMERICA NOVELTIES,
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
261. - HEY, PINKY, IT'S TODD.
- HELLO, TODD.Copy !req
262. HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU
WITH YOUR ORDER?Copy !req
263. - IT'S TODD YOUR BOSS.Copy !req
264. - OH, VERY GOOD,
MR. YERBOSS.Copy !req
265. HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU
WITH YOUR ORDER?Copy !req
266. - NO, PINKY, TODD DEMPSY,Copy !req
267. THE GUY WHO RUNS
THE CALL CENTER.Copy !req
268. YOUR BOSS.Copy !req
269. - OH.Copy !req
270. - LOOK, I NEED YOU
TO DO ME A FAVOR.Copy !req
271. I'M AT RAJIV'S WEDDING.Copy !req
272. I NEED YOU TO GO
IN THE BACK OF THE SUPPLY CLOSETCopy !req
273. AND BRING ME ALL THE NOVELTIES
ON THE TOP SHELF.Copy !req
274. - BUT YOU TOLD US
NEVER TO GO IN THERE.Copy !req
275. THAT IS THE DIRTY SHELF.Copy !req
276. - I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY
TO ASK YOU TO DO THIS,Copy !req
277. BUT THIS IS FOR RAJIV.Copy !req
278. - IT IS OKAY.Copy !req
279. I GO IN THERE
WHEN EVERYONE'S AT LUNCH.Copy !req
280. - I DON'T NEED
TO KNOW THAT.Copy !req
281. - TODD, I'VE LEARNED THINGS.Copy !req
282. - GOODBYE.Copy !req
283. - THANK YOU.
I'M GUPTA.Copy !req
284. - HE WAS GREAT!Copy !req
285. - IS THAT AJEET?Copy !req
286. "LOVE IS LIKE A BIRD."Copy !req
287. LOVE IS LIKE A BIRD.Copy !req
288. LIKE A BIRD.
SOARING, RISING, FREE.Copy !req
289. NOT CAGED, NOT BOUND,Copy !req
290. NOT HIDDEN.Copy !req
291. LIKE A BIRD.
LET IT SOAR.Copy !req
292. LET IT LAND
IN YOUR HEART.Copy !req
293. LIKE A BIRD.
LIKE A BIRD.Copy !req
294. LIKE A BIRD.Copy !req
295. - WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT?Copy !req
296. WAY TO KILL THE MOOD.Copy !req
297. BEAUTIFUL.
TRULY MOVING.Copy !req
298. GOOSEBUMPS.Copy !req
299. - OH, MY.Copy !req
300. NOT TODAY!Copy !req
301. - MANMEET!Copy !req
302. - ASHLYNN!Copy !req
303. WHOA!
UGH!Copy !req
304. - ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO TO THE ROOM.Copy !req
305. - RAJIV.Copy !req
306. - YES, MY PRECIOUS FLOWER?Copy !req
307. - GO TO BED, DONKEY!Copy !req
308. GUPTA SAID I COULD KEEP
THE MOUSTACHE.Copy !req
309. - OH, I'M SO GLAD
THIS IS A THING NOW.Copy !req
310. - I LIKE YOU.Copy !req
311. - GOOD NIGHT, SIR.Copy !req
312. - RAJIV, IF YOU'D
ASKED ME SIX MONTHS AGOCopy !req
313. FOR MY DAUGHTER'S HAND
IN MARRIAGE,Copy !req
314. I WOULD'VE SAID NO.Copy !req
315. - YES, I KNOW, BECAUSE
I ASKED YOU SIX MONTHS AGO,Copy !req
316. AND YOU SAID NO.Copy !req
317. - RIGHT, I DID.
I FORGOT MY POINT.Copy !req
318. ANYWAY, WELCOME
TO THE FAMILY.Copy !req
319. DON'T EMBARRASS US.Copy !req
320. YOU'RE A MEHTA NOW.Copy !req
321. - ACTUALLY, VIMI'S
GOING TO TAKE MY NAME.Copy !req
322. - I'D HOLD OFF
ON THE MONOGRAMMED TOWELS.Copy !req
323. - I NOTICED THERE WERE LOTS
OF SINGLE MEN HERE TONIGHT,Copy !req
324. AND ONE OF THEM
EVEN HAD HIS EYE ON YOU.Copy !req
325. - HE WASN'T
JUST LOOKING AT ME.Copy !req
326. - WHO ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
327. - WHO ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
328. - THE BUSBOY.
- AJEE—THE BUSBOY.Copy !req
329. SEE YOU.
- BYE.Copy !req
330. SURPRISE!Copy !req
331. - WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THIS?Copy !req
332. - IT'S YOUR
BACHELOR PARTY, BUDDY!Copy !req
333. - OH, HOW WONDERFUL.Copy !req
334. I CANNOT WAIT TO ENJOY
THIS AMERICAN TRADITION.Copy !req
335. JUST GIVE ME ONE MINUTE.Copy !req
336. PLEASE, SIR!
PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME!Copy !req
337. I BEG YOU!
LET ME GO! NO!Copy !req
338. NO! LET ME GO! OH!Copy !req
339. - IT'S HIS FIRST TIME.Copy !req
340. - SO HERE WE ARE.Copy !req
341. - YEAH, HERE WE ARE.Copy !req
342. - WOULD YOU RATHER
EAT SOUP EVERY DAYCopy !req
343. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFECopy !req
344. OR NEVER EAT SOUP AGAIN?Copy !req
345. - NEVER EAT SOUP AGAIN.Copy !req
346. - KEEP IN MIND
STEWS COUNT.Copy !req
347. - STILL NEVER.Copy !req
348. - GOOD TO KNOW.Copy !req
349. - MAYBE YOU COULD PUT
SOME MUSIC ON.Copy !req
350. - OH, YEAH, YEAH.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.Copy !req
351. OKAY, I'VE GOT JAZZ,
SLOW JAZZ,Copy !req
352. SMOOTH JAMS,
AND WORLD MUSIC,Copy !req
353. OR AS WE CALL IT HERE,Copy !req
354. MUSIC.Copy !req
355. - I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS
AS LONG AS IT'S LOUD.Copy !req
356. - BUT THEN WE WON'T
BE ABLE TO TALK.Copy !req
357. OH.Copy !req
358. STOP IT! HEY!Copy !req
359. - STOP IT! NO!Copy !req
360. - ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
IT'S TIMECopy !req
361. FOR THE EVENING'S
ENTERTAINMENT.Copy !req
362. - YES!
- ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
363. WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
364. - I COULDN'T GET A DANCER,Copy !req
365. SO I ASKED MY BUDDY
BACK IN KANSAS CITYCopy !req
366. IF HE'D BRING HIS PHONE
INTO A STRIP CLUB.Copy !req
367. ALL RIGHT, RAJIV,Copy !req
368. WE ARE STREAMING
LIVE NUDE GIRLS!Copy !req
369. - YEAH!Copy !req
370. - ALL I SEE
IS A DIRTY FLOOR.Copy !req
371. - OH. WELL,
HE HAS TO HIDE HIS PHONECopy !req
372. EVERY TIME
HE SEES A BOUNCER.Copy !req
373. OH, OH.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.Copy !req
374. - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?Copy !req
375. - WHAT FRESH HELL DO YOU
HAVE IN STORE FOR ME NOW?Copy !req
376. - UH, LOOK...Copy !req
377. IT'S PROBABLY
YOUR FIRST BACHELOR PARTY.Copy !req
378. WE'RE GONNA BE DRINKING
AND DOING THINGS WE REGRET,Copy !req
379. BUT WE SHOULD KEEP IT
WITHIN OUR OWN SPECIES.Copy !req
380. - I DON'T KNOW, TODD.Copy !req
381. GROOM WON'T DRINK,
STRIPPER'S BUFFERING,Copy !req
382. I SAY WE PUT THE BIRD THING
UP FOR A VOTE.Copy !req
383. - WHY NOT?
- THAT IS THREE FOR THE BIRD.Copy !req
384. - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?Copy !req
385. - I'M JUST HAPPY
TO BE IN INDIA.Copy !req
386. - I WAS THINKING
I WANT TO ROLL UP THIS MOMENT,Copy !req
387. TIE IT WITH A TINY BOW,Copy !req
388. AND PUT IT
IN MY BACK POCKET.Copy !req
389. - AW, THAT IS SO SWEET.Copy !req
390. - ARE YOU READY
TO GO AGAIN?Copy !req
391. - TO THE SEX BED.Copy !req
392. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
393. WHOA!Copy !req
394. - NOW, UNTIE ME
AND GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS!Copy !req
395. - AH!Copy !req
396. THAT'S GOTTA BE
THE STRIPPER,Copy !req
397. OR MY CLUB SANDWICH
IS HERE.Copy !req
398. EITHER WAY,
I'M UNDOING MY BELT.Copy !req
399. - YOU GOT A STRIPPER TOO?Copy !req
400. - YEAH, I THOUGHT YOUR
CYBER THING WOULD BE A BUST,Copy !req
401. SO I TOOK MATTERS
INTO MY OWN HANDS.Copy !req
402. GENTLEMEN, AND PINKY,Copy !req
403. PLEASE WELCOME
TO THE MAIN STAGECopy !req
404. THE WOMAN
I MET OUTSIDE THE HOTELCopy !req
405. WHO'S WILLING
TO TAKE OFF HER CLOTHESCopy !req
406. FOR A REASONABLE PRICE.Copy !req
407. KAMI SUTRA.Copy !req
408. - WHOO!Copy !req
409. - IDIOT! CHARLIE!Copy !req
410. SHE'S A HIJRA!Copy !req
411. - WHAT'S A HIJRA?Copy !req
412. - I THINK YOU REFER TO THEM
AS TRANSGENDER.Copy !req
413. - THAT EXPLAINS HOW I GOT HER
FOR A REASONABLE PRICE.Copy !req
414. OR, WAIT,
SHOULD SHE COST DOUBLE?Copy !req
415. HALF?Copy !req
416. DEAL'S A DEAL.
SHOW TIME!Copy !req
417. - AJEET?Copy !req
418. LOVE IS LIKE A BIRD.Copy !req
419. LET IT SOAR.Copy !req
420. LET IT LAND
IN YOUR HEART.Copy !req
421. - SO THAT'S A MAN...
AND A LADY?Copy !req
422. - YEAH, HIJRAS ARE COMMON
AT INDIAN WEDDINGS.Copy !req
423. SOMETIMES THEY DANCE,Copy !req
424. AND SOMETIMES
THEY EVEN EXPOSE THEMSELVESCopy !req
425. AND WON'T LEAVE
UNLESS YOU PAY THEM.Copy !req
426. - SO THEY THREATEN
TO WHIP IT OUTCopy !req
427. UNTIL YOU GIVE 'EM
THE MONEY?Copy !req
428. - YEAH.
- MY UNCLE CARL WOULD MAKECopy !req
429. A KILLING OVER HERE.Copy !req
430. - IT'S YOUR LAST NIGHT
OF BEING SINGLE, MAN.Copy !req
431. ENJOY YOURSELF!Copy !req
432. - I'M WARNING YOU,
SIR OR MADAM,Copy !req
433. IF YOU DON'T STOP,
I WILL CALL THE AUTHORITIESCopy !req
434. AND HAVE THEM
TAKE YOU AWAY AT ONCE!Copy !req
435. - OH...Copy !req
436. PLEASE DON'T TAKE
MY GIGGLING AS CONSENT.Copy !req
437. I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!Copy !req
438. STOP!
- WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
439. - STOP!Copy !req
440. - YES!Copy !req
441. - THIS IS
THE BEST WEDDING GIFT, PAPA.Copy !req
442. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT USCopy !req
443. OUR OWN APARTMENT!Copy !req
444. - ANYTHING FOR YOU, BEHTI.Copy !req
445. - I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THE LOOK ON RAJIV'S FACE.Copy !req
446. [yelling, chattering
indistinctly]Copy !req
447. - RAJIV!Copy !req
448. - VIMI?Copy !req
449. PLEASE,
LET ME EXPLAIN.Copy !req
450. AAH!Copy !req