1. - PREVIOUSLY
ON OUTSOURCED...Copy !req
2. - YES, I WILL MARRY YOU.Copy !req
3. - SHE HAS BEGUN THE ARRANGED
MARRIAGE PROCESS, TODD,Copy !req
4. AND YOU ARE ABOUT
TO LOSE HER, MAN!Copy !req
5. - I'VE FOUND SOMEONE TO MARRY.Copy !req
6. - WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT
ON A DATE WITH ME?Copy !req
7. - SEE HOW MUCH FUN YOU CAN HAVE
WHEN YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT ASHA?Copy !req
8. - OH, I SEE.Copy !req
9. YOU'VE STILL GOT
FEELINGS FOR ASHA.Copy !req
10. ARE WE A COUPLE OR NOT?Copy !req
11. - BUT, GUPTA, WE'RE NOT GOING
TO FIND YOUR WATCH, LET'S GO.Copy !req
12. - PLEASE, LET'S JUST RETRACE
MY STEPS ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
13. - BUT WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE
FOR HOURS, MAN.Copy !req
14. - OH, HAVE WE? I DIDN'T KNOW.Copy !req
15. LET ME CHECK MY—OH, WAIT!
I DON'T HAVE MY WATCH.Copy !req
16. - IS THAT MADHURI?Copy !req
17. - HURRY. IF YOU GO NOW,
IT'S NOT TOO LATECopy !req
18. TO CHANGE YOUR DESTINY.Copy !req
19. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
20. MY AUNTIE IS ON VACATION—Copy !req
21. SORRY.Copy !req
22. MY AUNTIE IS ON VACATION,
SO I'M SITTING IN FOR HER.Copy !req
23. - SO YOU'RE JUST MAKING
STUFF UP, SCAMMING PEOPLE.Copy !req
24. - THIS IS NO SCAM.Copy !req
25. ALL THE WOMEN IN MY FAMILY
HAVE THE GIFT.Copy !req
26. - THEN WHY ARE YOU
PUTTING ON THE VOICE? HA HA!Copy !req
27. - THEY PAY FOR THE READING...Copy !req
28. I GIVE THEM THE SHOW.Copy !req
29. - ALL RIGHT, THEN.Copy !req
30. I LOST MY WATCH.Copy !req
31. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE IT IS?Copy !req
32. - I WON'T READ
THE PALM OF A FRIEND.Copy !req
33. WHAT IF I SEE SOMETHING BAD?Copy !req
34. - OH, PLEASE, MADHURI.
MY PARENTS GAVE ME THE WATCH.Copy !req
35. ALL RIGHT, I'LL PAY
LIKE A REGULAR CUSTOMER.Copy !req
36. MY WATCH.Copy !req
37. IT WAS IN YOUR POCKET
THE WHOLE TIME.Copy !req
38. - SHE DOES HAVE THE GIFT.Copy !req
39. WHAT WILL I HAVE FOR DINNER?Copy !req
40. - TOO MUCH.Copy !req
41. - SHE'S RIGHT!Copy !req
42. SPOOKY.Copy !req
43. - OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
PLEASE, GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
44. - GUPTA, IS THAT
THE LAST BISCUIT?Copy !req
45. - YES.Copy !req
46. - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SHARE?Copy !req
47. - NO, NO. I'LL SHARE.Copy !req
48. MM. IT STARTS OUT CRISPY,Copy !req
49. THEN ENDS IN A WAVE
OF BUTTERY GOODNESS.Copy !req
50. - YOU KNOW, THERE'S
PLENTY OF FRESH FRUIT HERE.Copy !req
51. - I DON'T TRUST ANYTHING
WITH A SEED.Copy !req
52. WHAT'S NATURE UP TO?
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
53. - OKAY.Copy !req
54. - MADHURI.Copy !req
55. I NEED YOU TO READ MY PALM.Copy !req
56. - I DON'T THINK THAT'S
A VERY GOOD IDEA, GUPTA.Copy !req
57. - I NEED TO KNOW
WHEN THE ICE CREAM SHOPCopy !req
58. IS GETTING MORE ROCKY ROAD.Copy !req
59. THEY KEEP RUNNING OUT
BY THE TIME I GET THERE. HUH.Copy !req
60. PLEASE.Copy !req
61. - ALL RIGHT, FINE, I'LL DO IT.Copy !req
62. - AH.Copy !req
63. - I SEE CRUMBS
ON YOUR LOVE LINE.Copy !req
64. - IT HAS BEEN SLIM PICKINGS—
- NO, GUPTA.Copy !req
65. THERE ARE ACTUAL CRUMBS
ON YOUR LOVE LINE.Copy !req
66. - OH, SORRY.Copy !req
67. - YAH YAH!Copy !req
68. - OH, HO. IT'S CLEAN.Copy !req
69. - I SEE YOUR LIFE LINE...
UH-OH.Copy !req
70. - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU SEE?Copy !req
71. - YOUR LIFE LINE,
IT'S... SHORT.Copy !req
72. - SHORT?Copy !req
73. HOW SHORT?Copy !req
74. CANDLE IN THE WIND SHORT?Copy !req
75. - I JUST TELL YOU WHAT I SEE.Copy !req
76. IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU CAN'T CHANGE THINGS.Copy !req
77. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
LOOK AT THE WAY YOU LIVE.Copy !req
78. - I'M GOING TO DIE.Copy !req
79. - DEMPSY!
- CHARLIE.Copy !req
80. - LOOKING SHARP.Copy !req
81. - YEAH, UH,
TONYA'S MOM IS VISITING,Copy !req
82. AND I WANT TO IMPRESS HER.Copy !req
83. LAST TIME SHE WAS HERE,
MY BOSS WAS IN TOWN.Copy !req
84. WE GOT DRUNK AND THROWN
INTO JAIL, SO...Copy !req
85. - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?Copy !req
86. EVERYONE'S DONE
A FEW DAYS IN COUNTY.Copy !req
87. - OH, MAN, THEY'RE HERE EARLY.
UH, OKAY, DO ME A FAVOR.Copy !req
88. CAN YOU STALL THEM
WHILE I GO INTO MY OFFICECopy !req
89. AND GET THINGS READY?Copy !req
90. YOU KNOW, PUT IN A GOOD WORD
FOR ME OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
91. - DONE! I CAN SELL ANYTHING.Copy !req
92. - IS THAT YOUR SALES VOICE
OR YOUR SEXY VOICE?Copy !req
93. - DEPENDS. DO I HAVE A SALE?Copy !req
94. - OH, GOD.Copy !req
95. - WHAT'S THE HURRY?Copy !req
96. YOU'RE MOVING WITH THE URGENCY
YOU USUALLY RESERVECopy !req
97. FOR LEAVING WORK.Copy !req
98. - TONYA'S MOM IS COMING,
AND I WANT TO IMPRESS HERCopy !req
99. WITH THE WAY I RUN THINGS
AROUND HERE.Copy !req
100. MANMEET.Copy !req
101. - MM-HMM?
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?Copy !req
102. - OH, IT'S THE NIP-NAP.Copy !req
103. - WELL, CAN YOU TAKE IT OFF?Copy !req
104. - I TRIED.
THEY'RE GLUED ON.Copy !req
105. - NO, NO.
I MEAN, CAN YOU PUT IT AWAY?Copy !req
106. I DON'T WANT TONYA'S MOM
TO SEE ANYTHING OFFENSIVE.Copy !req
107. - OH, THEN THIS IS THE LEAST
OF YOUR PROBLEMS, MAN.Copy !req
108. - OH, CRAP!Copy !req
109. - HELLO!Copy !req
110. - OH, HI, CHARLIE.Copy !req
111. THIS IS MY MOM, LYDIA.Copy !req
112. - AH. IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
113. - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.Copy !req
114. - UH...Copy !req
115. WAIT!Copy !req
116. UH, I-I JUST WANTED TO SAY,Copy !req
117. UM, LYDIA'S SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL NAME.Copy !req
118. I-IS THAT SHORT
FOR SOMETHING?Copy !req
119. - LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
120. - LYDIA...Copy !req
121. - THIS IS THE ONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT.Copy !req
122. - I'M SORRY.Copy !req
123. IT'S JUST THAT
I GET FLUSTEREDCopy !req
124. IN THE PRESENCE
OF SUCH BEAUTY.Copy !req
125. NOT YOU, TONYA,
'CAUSE YOU'RE DATING TODD.Copy !req
126. SO... I GUESS I MEAN YOU.Copy !req
127. - HEY, HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!
QUICK!Copy !req
128. - ARE YOU GOING TO HELP
OR FANTASIZE?Copy !req
129. - BOTH.Copy !req
130. - NO, COME HERE.Copy !req
131. HELLO.Copy !req
132. SO WE LIKE TO KEEP
NOVELTIES AROUNDCopy !req
133. SO THAT OUR SALES REPS
KNOW WHAT IT ISCopy !req
134. THAT THEY'RE SELLING.Copy !req
135. AH. THIS IS PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
136. IT'S OUR SARCASTIC
EIGHT BALL.Copy !req
137. IT'S A REAL BIG SELLER.Copy !req
138. - YOUR PARENTS
MUST BE SO PROUD.Copy !req
139. - SHE DOESN'T EVEN
HAVE THE BALL.Copy !req
140. - COME ON, MOM.Copy !req
141. SOME OF THE ITEMS
ARE REALLY QUITE CLEVER.Copy !req
142. - WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
143. clickCopy !req
144. THAT IS
OUR ORGASM KEYCHAIN.Copy !req
145. FIRST TIME I TRIED TO USE
ONE OF THESE BABIESCopy !req
146. IT TOOK ME 20 MINUTES
TO FIND THE BUTTON.Copy !req
147. - WHY DON'T YOU INTRODUCE
SOME OF YOUR EMPLOYEES?Copy !req
148. - YES, OF COURSE.
THIS IS ASHA.Copy !req
149. - HI.Copy !req
150. - AND THIS IS GUPTA.Copy !req
151. - DON'T WASTE
YOUR TIME ON ME.Copy !req
152. I'M NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD.Copy !req
153. - AH, GUPTA'S NOT HIMSELF.Copy !req
154. MADHURI READ HIS PALM,
AND HE'S NOT TAKING IT SO WELL.Copy !req
155. - OH, YOU HAVE
A FORTUNE TELLER HERE?Copy !req
156. - MOM'S REALLY INTO
FORTUNE TELLING.Copy !req
157. - WELL, YOU SHOULD
GET YOUR PALM READ.Copy !req
158. - THE KEYCHAIN AGREES.Copy !req
159. - AND YOUR SUCCESS LINE
IS VERY PROMINENT.Copy !req
160. PERHAPS THERE WILL
BE A PROMOTIONCopy !req
161. IN THE NEXT SIX MONTHS.Copy !req
162. - HOW ABOUT MY LOVE LINE?Copy !req
163. - THIS IS WHERE
YOU ARE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
164. YOU ARE VERY HAPPY
IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
165. I SEE THE FUTURE...Copy !req
166. I SEE ANOTHER PERSON.Copy !req
167. A WOMAN.Copy !req
168. DANGEROUS SECRETS.Copy !req
169. AN AFFAIR WILL COME
BETWEEN YOU TWO.Copy !req
170. COME ON, YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS
SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU?Copy !req
171. MADHURI, MAYBE YOU READ
HER PALM WRONG?Copy !req
172. MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO IT AGAIN,Copy !req
173. AND THINGS WILL
LOOK DIFFERENT?Copy !req
174. - OKAY.Copy !req
175. I SEE...Copy !req
176. NO, STILL GETTING AN AFFAIR.Copy !req
177. SHE'S CLOSE.Copy !req
178. THE WOMAN WHO WILL
COME BETWEEN YOU.Copy !req
179. SHE'S VERY CLOSE.Copy !req
180. - I LIKE YOUR SUIT.Copy !req
181. - BACK OFF, PINKY.
I'M TAKEN.Copy !req
182. LOOK AT ALL THAT FOOD.Copy !req
183. - IT'S MY FAULT.Copy !req
184. I READ GUPTA'S FORTUNE AND
TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING TO DIE.Copy !req
185. AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE
HE'S COMPLETELY GIVEN UP.Copy !req
186. - YOU MEAN,
HE WAS TRYING BEFORE?Copy !req
187. - HELLO AGAIN.
- CHARLIE.Copy !req
188. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ORDER.Copy !req
189. - YEAH, IT CAN BE A LITTLE
INTIMIDATING AT FIRST.Copy !req
190. ALLOW ME?
- OH, PLEASE.Copy !req
191. - ONE MASALA CHAI.
EXTRA MILK, HOLD THE CLOVES.Copy !req
192. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY
GONNA LOVE THIS.Copy !req
193. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
194. CAREFUL, 'CAUSE IT'S HOT,
REAL HOT.Copy !req
195. GRAB IT BY THE TOP THERE.Copy !req
196. - MMM. SMELLS WONDERFUL.
WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
197. - CARDAMOM.Copy !req
198. GIVES IT THAT LITTLE
SWEET KICK.Copy !req
199. A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T REALIZE THIS,Copy !req
200. BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
A NATURAL APHRODISIAC.Copy !req
201. - I THINK IT'S WORKING.Copy !req
202. - THAT'S CRAZY.
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TASTED IT YET.Copy !req
203. - I KNOW.Copy !req
204. - WE'RE GONNA DO IT,
AREN'T WE?Copy !req
205. - THE LESS YOU TALK,
THE BETTER YOUR CHANCES.Copy !req
206. - MM-HMM-HMM-HM.Copy !req
207. HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM.Copy !req
208. - GUPTA, DO YOU REALLY NEED
ANOTHER JALEBI?Copy !req
209. - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
210. - SQUIRT?Copy !req
211. - YOU GOT TO STOP THIS.Copy !req
212. - LET ME GUESS.Copy !req
213. MADHURI TOLD YOU
TO CHECK UP ON ME?Copy !req
214. - NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
215. DON'T YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
216. YOUR BODY'S A TEMPLE.Copy !req
217. YOU'RE BUILDING
A SLOPPY ADDITION IN FRONTCopy !req
218. THAT IS GOING TO BRING
THE WHOLE THING DOWN.Copy !req
219. - WHAT DOES IT MATTER
IF I DON'T HAVE LONG TO LIVE?Copy !req
220. - REALLY?
- HUH.Copy !req
221. - WHAT ABOUT YOUR NEXT LIFE?Copy !req
222. YOU'RE FORGETTING ABOUT
REINCARNATION, MAN.Copy !req
223. YEAH, IF I WERE YOU,Copy !req
224. I WOULD USE THE TIME
YOU HAVE LEFTCopy !req
225. TO IMPROVE YOUR KARMA SO YOU
COME BACK AS SOMETHING BETTER.Copy !req
226. - LIKE A DOCTOR.
OR A MOVIE STAR.Copy !req
227. OR A PET IN AMERICA!Copy !req
228. OOH!Copy !req
229. - YOU CAN'T STAY
IN THERE ALL DAY.Copy !req
230. LET ME SEE!Copy !req
231. - OKAY.Copy !req
232. I THINK THERE'S BEEN
A MISTAKE.Copy !req
233. I'M GOING TO RAJIV'S WEDDING
AS A GUEST,Copy !req
234. NOT A BRIDESMAID.Copy !req
235. WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT.Copy !req
236. - IS THIS HOW IT'S
SUPPOSED TO FIT?Copy !req
237. - NEEDS TO BE TAKEN IN
JUST A LITTLE.Copy !req
238. - WHOA, WHOA.
EASY THERE.Copy !req
239. I'M NOT A BLOW-UP DOLL.Copy !req
240. - POP!Copy !req
241. LIKE... THAT.Copy !req
242. - HEY! TONYA.Copy !req
243. ASHA WAS JUST
ADJUSTING MY KURTA.Copy !req
244. KURTA IS THE WORD FOR SHIRT.Copy !req
245. - I REALLY SHOULD
GET BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
246. - WHAT THE HELL, TODD?Copy !req
247. - OKAY.Copy !req
248. THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.Copy !req
249. - YOU KNOW, MAYBE MADHURI
WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE AFFAIR.Copy !req
250. MAYBE YOU NEVER GOT OVER ASHA.Copy !req
251. - AH, COME ON, SHE WAS JUST
HELPING ME PICK OUT MY CLOTHESCopy !req
252. FOR RAJIV'S WEDDING.Copy !req
253. SHE'S ENGAGED!Copy !req
254. SHE'S THE LAST PERSON YOU NEED
TO BE WORRIED ABOUT.Copy !req
255. - OH, BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE
I SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT?Copy !req
256. - WELL, THAT'S A WEIRD THING
TO TAKE FROM THE SENTENCE, BUT—Copy !req
257. - TODD... I DON'T LIKE SECRETS.Copy !req
258. IF THERE'S ANYTHING
YOU'RE KEEPING FROM ME,Copy !req
259. YOU SHOULD TELL ME RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
260. - I PROMISE,
THERE ARE NO SECRETS.Copy !req
261. YOU'VE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.Copy !req
262. - OKAY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
263. - HOLY CRAP!
- WHAT?Copy !req
264. - I JUST FORGOT HOW GOOD
HUGGING FEELS.Copy !req
265. WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE.Copy !req
266. - YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THAT.Copy !req
267. YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
I THINK THAT'S MISSING—Copy !req
268. - GOOD. GREAT—GREAT HUG.Copy !req
269. CHARLIE!Copy !req
270. CHARLIE!Copy !req
271. - UH, HEY, TODD.Copy !req
272. I'M KINDA IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING HERE.Copy !req
273. - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
WITH TONYA'S MOM?Copy !req
274. I SAID PUT IN
A GOOD WORD FOR ME!Copy !req
275. - WELL, I PUT IN
SOMETHING BETTER.Copy !req
276. - YOU DON'T SLEEP WITH YOUR
FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND'S MOM!Copy !req
277. - I'M SORRY,
BUT SHE HIT ON ME,Copy !req
278. AND I DON'T HAVE
THE TOOLS TO SAY NO.Copy !req
279. SHE'S AMAZING.Copy !req
280. SHE DOES THINGS, TODD,Copy !req
281. THINGS I WILL
DESCRIBE TO YOU NOW.Copy !req
282. - NO! NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
283. LOOK, IF TONYA FINDS OUT,Copy !req
284. SHE'S GOING TO FREAK OUT.Copy !req
285. YOU JUST—YOU GOTTA
KEEP THIS QUIET.Copy !req
286. - I'LL TRY, BUT I CAN'T
SPEAK FOR LYDIA.Copy !req
287. SHE IS ONE HOT AUSSIE MAMA.Copy !req
288. THERE ARE NO GREAT BARRIERS
TO HER REEF, TODD.Copy !req
289. SHE OUTBACKED MY STEAKHOUSE.
- OKAY.Copy !req
290. - SHE DIGGERIED MY DO.
SHE HUGHED MY JACKMAN.Copy !req
291. - ALL RIGHT, JUST GET IT
OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.Copy !req
292. - SHE'S SINGING
IN MY OPERA HOUSE!Copy !req
293. SHE BOOMERED MY RANG!
RUSSELLED MY CROWE!Copy !req
294. SHE DINGOED MY BABY!Copy !req
295. - GUPTA, YOU'RE LATE!Copy !req
296. - IT'S OKAY.
- NO, IT'S NOT.Copy !req
297. YOU'RE LATE.Copy !req
298. - IT'S OKAY, MY FRIEND.Copy !req
299. - IT'S NOT OKAY,
AND I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
300. - YES, IT IS.Copy !req
301. AND YES, YOU ARE.Copy !req
302. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME!Copy !req
303. - THIS IS
A HUG OF FORGIVENESS.Copy !req
304. FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU WERE
CRUEL TO ME, I FORGIVE YOU.Copy !req
305. - HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND,
YOU TANGERINE-DRAPED HALF-WIT?Copy !req
306. - AND I FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT.Copy !req
307. I AM ON THE PATH
TO ENLIGHTENMENT.Copy !req
308. I AM UNDERGOING
A KARMIC CLEANSE.Copy !req
309. FORGIVING OTHER PEOPLE.Copy !req
310. AND ATONING
FOR ALL MY WRONGS.Copy !req
311. LATA, I AM SORRY FOR STEALING
MOST OF YOUR SALES.Copy !req
312. PINKY, THAT GUY DID CALL BACK.Copy !req
313. CALLED BACK TWICE,
ACTUALLY.Copy !req
314. I JUST DIDN'T THINK
HE WAS RIGHT FOR YOU.Copy !req
315. CURLY-HAIRED GUY.Copy !req
316. I'M SORRY FOR NEVER
LEARNING YOUR NAME.Copy !req
317. - IT'S PRAKASH.Copy !req
318. I'VE SEEN YOU EVERY DAY—
- KIND OF MOVING ON NOW. SHH.Copy !req
319. MADHURI, YOU'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GROW YOUR HAIR OUTCopy !req
320. FOR THE BETTER PART
OF A YEAR.Copy !req
321. AND I'VE BEEN SECRETLY
CUTTING ITCopy !req
322. WHILE YOU ARE ON SALES CALLS.Copy !req
323. I DON'T KNOW,
I JUST LIKE IT THIS LENGTH.Copy !req
324. MANMEET, YOU MADE ME PROMISE
NEVER TO TELL ANYONECopy !req
325. THAT AS A KID YOUR SISTER
TAUGHT YOU HOW TO KISS.Copy !req
326. WELL, I NEVER TOLD ANYONE!Copy !req
327. SO I DON'T OWE YOU
AN APOLOGY.Copy !req
328. THERE. CLEANSED.Copy !req
329. DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER?Copy !req
330. YOUR SISTER.Copy !req
331. - HEY, SORRY, GOT HELD UP
AT THE OFFICE.Copy !req
332. IS YOUR MOM HERE?Copy !req
333. - YEAH, SHE'S JUST
IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
334. - OH, GOOD IDEA!
DO YOU MIND?Copy !req
335. OH!Copy !req
336. HA! SORRY!Copy !req
337. I THOUGHT THIS WAS
THE MEN'S ROOM.Copy !req
338. CHARLIE?Copy !req
339. - YEAH, WE GOT HERE
A LITTLE EARLYCopy !req
340. AND HAD A FEW MINUTES
TO KILL.Copy !req
341. - IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING,Copy !req
342. WHAT HAPPENED HERE DOESN'T NEED
TO BE DISCUSSED.Copy !req
343. LET'S BE ADULTS ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
344. - OOH! STILL TENDER.Copy !req
345. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?Copy !req
346. WHAT HAPPENED TO
KEEPING THIS QUIET?Copy !req
347. - WELL, IT'S NOT ME.
IT'S LYDIA, TODD.Copy !req
348. THE WOMAN'S INSATIABLE.Copy !req
349. BUT DON'T WORRY,
WE USED PROTECTION.Copy !req
350. WE DOUBLED UP
ON THE PAPER SEAT COVERS.Copy !req
351. I'M GOING TO GET SOME ICE.
I THINK I PULLED A MUSCLE.Copy !req
352. - IT'S A LITTLE BLOUSE-Y ON YOU.Copy !req
353. BUT I WOULDN'T TAKE IT IN.Copy !req
354. YOU HAVE NOWHERE
TO GO BUT OUT.Copy !req
355. - GUPTA.Copy !req
356. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
357. - I AM GIVING AWAY
ALL MY WORLDLY POSSESSIONS.Copy !req
358. THE QUICKEST PATH
TO GOOD KARMACopy !req
359. IS A HUMBLE LIFE
OF SIMPLICITY.Copy !req
360. MANMEET, I WANT YOU TO HAVE
MY KARAOKE CDs.Copy !req
361. SIX HOURS OF ME SINGING
ALL MY FAVORITE HITS.Copy !req
362. - SIX HOURS?Copy !req
363. I'D HATE TO SEE
WHAT DIDN'T MAKE IT.Copy !req
364. - HERE ARE THE HARD-TO-FIND
B-SIDES.Copy !req
365. - GUPTA, YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE AWAY
ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS.Copy !req
366. - BUT THEY'RE JUST THINGS,
MADHURI.Copy !req
367. THEY DON'T MATTER
TO THE NEW GUPTA.Copy !req
368. ASHA, I WANT YOU TO HAVE
MY PEARL-HANDLED BRUSH.Copy !req
369. - THAT IS MY BRUSH!Copy !req
370. AND I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT
EVERYWHERE!Copy !req
371. IF THERE'S ONE THING
I'VE LEARNED,Copy !req
372. IT'S THAT NOTHING REALLY
BELONGS TO ANYONE.Copy !req
373. - IT HAS MY NAME ON IT.Copy !req
374. - OH, ASHA.Copy !req
375. SO BEAUTIFUL HERE.Copy !req
376. SO MUCH WORK TO DO HERE.Copy !req
377. - AS MUCH AS I ENJOY
PARTICIPATINGCopy !req
378. IN THIS KARMIC MELTDOWN,Copy !req
379. I HAVE WEDDING DUTIES
TO ATTEND TO.Copy !req
380. - RAJIV, WAIT!Copy !req
381. YOU WERE THE CRUELEST
TO ME BY FAR.Copy !req
382. SO THE BIGGEST GESTURE
ON MY PARTCopy !req
383. WOULD BE TO GIVE
MY BEST GIFT TO YOU.Copy !req
384. SO I'M GIVING YOU
MY LIFE SAVINGS.Copy !req
385. EVERY RUPEE I HAVECopy !req
386. AND MY FREQUENT
CHAI BUYER CARD.Copy !req
387. - OKAY, GUPTA,
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.Copy !req
388. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE.Copy !req
389. - I KNOW.Copy !req
390. I'M GOING TO BE REBORN—
- NO!Copy !req
391. I TOLD YOU
YOUR LIFE LINE WAS SHORTCopy !req
392. BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO START
TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF.Copy !req
393. - YOU LIED TO ME.Copy !req
394. - BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
395. - WE ALL CARE ABOUT YOU!Copy !req
396. - HERE.Copy !req
397. - HEY.Copy !req
398. AND...Copy !req
399. - WHAT?Copy !req
400. - GIVE IT BACK, RAJIV!
IT'S HIS LIFE SAVINGS.Copy !req
401. - HE GAVE IT TO ME
FAIR AND SQUARE.Copy !req
402. EVERYTHING IN THIS BOX
BELONGS TO ME!Copy !req
403. WAIT, THERE'S NO MONEY IN HERE.Copy !req
404. ALL THERE IS IS A PICTURE OF YOU
COMBING YOUR UNDERARM HAIR?Copy !req
405. WITH MY MUSTACHE COMB?Copy !req
406. NOT GOOD KARMA ON MY PART.Copy !req
407. BUT WELL WORTH IT.Copy !req
408. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SEE
THE NEXT PICTURE.Copy !req
409. I COMBED EVERYTHING.Copy !req
410. - GUPTA!Copy !req
411. - THANKS, CHARLIE, FOR SHOWING
MY MOM AROUND TODAY.Copy !req
412. HOW DID YOU LIKE
THE SPICE MARKETS?Copy !req
413. - MMM. IT WAS LOVELY.
SO COLORFUL.Copy !req
414. - I LOVE SPICES.Copy !req
415. FINDING SOMETHING
NEW AND EXCITINGCopy !req
416. THAT ADDS AN UNEXPECTED
LITTLE ZEST—Copy !req
417. - CHARLIE?Copy !req
418. - I'M JUST SAYING,
I LIKE SPICES.Copy !req
419. ESPECIALLY WHEN
THEY'RE WELL-AGEDCopy !req
420. AND THEY KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE DOING.Copy !req
421. - EXCUSE ME,
I NEED TO USE THE RESTROOM.Copy !req
422. - YEAH, ME TOO.Copy !req
423. - OH, COME ON,
YOU GUYS JUST WENT!Copy !req
424. CAN'T YOU JUST... HOLD IT
TILL YOU GET HOME?Copy !req
425. - TODD?Copy !req
426. WHY ARE YOU TELLING
MY MOM TO HOLD IT?Copy !req
427. - TODD IS UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE
HE CAUGHT ME AND CHARLIECopy !req
428. HAVING A BIT OF FUN
IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
429. - IT'S NOT AS NASTY
AS IT SOUNDS.Copy !req
430. I REALLY LIKE YOUR MOM.Copy !req
431. THE BATHROOM THING
JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.Copy !req
432. WE'VE BEEN DOING IT IN MUCH
CLASSIER PLACES ALL DAY.Copy !req
433. - OH!
- TELL HER, TODD.Copy !req
434. - YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
435. - WHOA! WHOA.Copy !req
436. YES.Copy !req
437. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.Copy !req
438. - ME? WHAT DID I DO?Copy !req
439. - WELL, IT'S WHAT
YOU DIDN'T DO.Copy !req
440. - OH, I'D HATE TO HEAR THAT.Copy !req
441. - I'M NOT SURPRISED
WITH MY MOM'S BEHAVIOR.Copy !req
442. SHE'S DONE FAR WORSE.Copy !req
443. BUT YOU?Copy !req
444. YOU CHOSE CHARLIE OVER ME.Copy !req
445. YOU KNOW
I DON'T LIKE SECRETS.Copy !req
446. - I WAS JUST PROTECTING YOU
FROM THE HORRIBLE NEWSCopy !req
447. THAT YOUR MOM WAS
SLEEPING WITH CHARLIE!Copy !req
448. NO OFFENSE MEANT.Copy !req
449. - NONE TAKEN.Copy !req
450. IT'S HARD TO SWEAT
THE PETTY STUFFCopy !req
451. WHEN YOU'RE GRAND-SLAMMIN' IT
AT THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN.Copy !req
452. - NOW I'M WONDERING WHAT ELSE
YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME.Copy !req
453. AND WHAT AM
I SUPPOSED TO THINKCopy !req
454. THE NEXT TIME I CATCH YOU
SOMEPLACE WITH ASHA?Copy !req
455. - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TRUST ME.Copy !req
456. - ALL RIGHT, SO YOU CAN
HONESTLY TELL MECopy !req
457. THAT YOU NO LONGER
HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER.Copy !req
458. - CAN'T PAUSE THERE.Copy !req
459. - OH!Copy !req
460. COME ON, MOM.
WE'RE LEAVING.Copy !req
461. - MAY I AT LEAST
SAY GOOD NIGHT?Copy !req
462. - MOM!Copy !req
463. MOM!Copy !req
464. - BYE, CHARLIE.Copy !req
465. - BYE.Copy !req
466. WHEW!Copy !req
467. - I THINK WE JUST BROKE UP.Copy !req
468. - IT'S A DAMN SHAME.Copy !req
469. I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO CALLING YOU SON.Copy !req
470. - HEY! HAVE YOU SEEN MADHURI?Copy !req
471. WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO HAVE DINNER—Copy !req
472. I'M HUNGRY.Copy !req
473. - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU READ PALMS.Copy !req
474. - YES!Copy !req
475. ALL INDIANS HAVE THE GIFT.Copy !req
476. AS LONG AS YOU PAY.Copy !req
477. - OKAY.Copy !req
478. SO I HAD THE FLING
WITH TONYA'S MOM.Copy !req
479. BUT I NEED TO KNOW,Copy !req
480. AM I EVER GONNA
FIND MY SOUL MATE?Copy !req
481. - YES, YOU WILL.Copy !req
482. - REALLY?Copy !req
483. WHAT'S HER NAME?Copy !req
484. - HER NAME...Copy !req
485. IS—MADHURI!Copy !req
486. - BIG EYES. REALLY?Copy !req
487. I'D BE LYINGCopy !req
488. IF I SAID I HADN'T
THOUGHT ABOUT IT ONCE OR TWICE.Copy !req
489. - ARE YOU READY FOR DINNER?
- YES.Copy !req
490. CHARLIE, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO JOIN US?Copy !req
491. - AND SO IT BEGINS.Copy !req
492. - WHAT'S BEGINNING?Copy !req
493. - UH—
- SHHH!Copy !req
494. WE BOTH KNOW HOW THIS ENDS.Copy !req
495. LET'S ENJOY THE RIDE.Copy !req
496. AND I'M GONNA
NEED A PRENUP.Copy !req
497. - DON'T MISS THE NEXT
OUTSOURCED...Copy !req
498. - BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
499. TRULY MOVING.Copy !req
500. GOOSE BUMPS.Copy !req