1. - MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
2. GOOD. CLASSIC.Copy !req
3. - MORNING.
MORNING.Copy !req
4. - OH, HELLO.Copy !req
5. THIS MORNING ON THE BUS,
THERE WAS A WOMANCopy !req
6. WHO LOOKED LIKE SHE HAD
13 FINGERS.Copy !req
7. - GUPTA IS FINALLY SPEECHLESS.Copy !req
8. I LOVE THIS DEER, MAN.Copy !req
9. - WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD,
I WENTCopy !req
10. TO THE ZOO WITH MY SISTER
IN PONDICHERRYCopy !req
11. AND WE SAW A DEER GET MAULED
BY A TIGER.Copy !req
12. AND THE TIGERS WERE SCARY.
- SHH.Copy !req
13. - GOOD MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
14. - MORNING.
- WHY ISN'T ANYONE WORKING?Copy !req
15. WHY IS THERE RICE
ON THE FLOOR?Copy !req
16. WHY IS THERE A DEER ON THE WALL?Copy !req
17. - IS SHE SCREAMING?
- IT'S HARD TO TELL.Copy !req
18. - HELLO.Copy !req
19. - OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
PLEASE. GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
20. - WELL,
SANDY FROM TOLEDO,Copy !req
21. I CAN TELL BY YOUR VOICE
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
22. OH, YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.Copy !req
23. - NO.
NO, I LISTEN TO VOICES ALL DAY.Copy !req
24. AND YOURS TELLS ME
YOU'RE ABOUT 30,Copy !req
25. CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES,Copy !req
26. AND YOU USED TO SMOKE,
BUT YOU STOPPED,Copy !req
27. BECAUSE YOU'RE WORTH IT.Copy !req
28. - I'M 55,
DOCTORS SAY I'M MORBIDLY OBESE,Copy !req
29. AND I'M SMOKING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
30. BUT YOU JUST KEEP TALKING,
SWEETIE.Copy !req
31. - OKAY.
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE,Copy !req
32. JUST LET ME KNOW.
- OKAY.Copy !req
33. I'LL GO OVER YOUR SALES NUMBERS.Copy !req
34. IN THE MEANTIME,
GET STARTEDCopy !req
35. ON THOSE EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS,
OKAY, TODD?Copy !req
36. - YOU GOT IT, JERRY.Copy !req
37. HEY, CAN I ASK YOU
A FAVOR?Copy !req
38. I HAVEN'T HAD BARBECUE
SINCE I GOT HERE.Copy !req
39. CAN YOU HOLD THOSE RIBS UP
TO THE CAMERA?Copy !req
40. - GOING THROUGH A LITTLE
BBQ WITHDRAWAL, ARE YOU?Copy !req
41. CAN YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
42. YOU WANT ME TO MAKE IT SAUCY
FOR YOU, BUD?Copy !req
43. - OKAY.Copy !req
44. - OH, LOOK AT HOW MESSY
THAT IS.Copy !req
45. OH.
OH, YEAH.Copy !req
46. MM.Copy !req
47. MM.
- TODD, I NEED YOU.Copy !req
48. OH, MY GOD,
HE'S EATING HUMAN FLESH.Copy !req
49. HE'S HANNIBAL LECTER.Copy !req
50. - SEE YOU LATER, JERRY.Copy !req
51. RELAX.
IT'S JUST BARBECUE.Copy !req
52. JUST MISSING
SOME FOOD FROM HOME.Copy !req
53. - YOU REALLY MISS EATING MEAT?Copy !req
54. - OH, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS
BECAUSE YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN,Copy !req
55. BUT BARBECUE IS LIKE A RELIGION
TO US BACK IN KANSAS.Copy !req
56. I MEAN, BABIES DON'T SUCK
ON PACIFIERS,Copy !req
57. THEY SUCK ON RIBS.Copy !req
58. - TODD, I THINK IF I TOOK
A JOB IN ANOTHER COUNTRY,Copy !req
59. I'D BE EXCITED TO TRY
ALL THE NEW KINDS OF FOOD.Copy !req
60. - YEAH, SURE,
BUT AFTER A WHILE,Copy !req
61. YOU'D START MISSING
ALL YOUR FAVORITE INDIAN FOOD.Copy !req
62. YOU KNOW, THE YELLOW GOOPY STUFF
AND THE RED GOOPY STUFFCopy !req
63. AND THE BROWN LUMPY STUFF,Copy !req
64. AND ALL YOUR GOOBIES
AND LUMPIES WOULD BE GONE.Copy !req
65. - NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY,
MAN.Copy !req
66. OH, HEY,
JERRY WANTS US TO DOCopy !req
67. EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS.Copy !req
68. - WONDERFUL, SIR.Copy !req
69. I'LL BRING THE TISSUES
FOR THE TEARSCopy !req
70. THAT WILL FOLLOW OUR REVIEWS.Copy !req
71. RAJIV, NO ONE WILL BE CRYING.Copy !req
72. - WELL, IF YOU DO IT RIGHT.Copy !req
73. - YOU KNOW, I THINK
I'M JUST GONNA DO IT BY MYSELF.Copy !req
74. - JUST REMEMBER, SIR,
FEAR IS THE BEST MOTIVATOR.Copy !req
75. SOMETIMES I THINK SHAME,
BUT MOSTLY FEAR.Copy !req
76. IF THEY EVER BUILD
ANOTHER DEATH STAR,Copy !req
77. THERE'S A CAPTAIN'S CHAIR
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.Copy !req
78. - IS THAT
A MANAGEMENT POSITION?Copy !req
79. - YOU'RE ALWAYS ON TIME.Copy !req
80. YOU REALLY KNOW THE CATALOG.Copy !req
81. THE ONE THING
THAT I'D LIKE YOUCopy !req
82. TO WORK ONCopy !req
83. IS BEING MORE ASSERTIVE.Copy !req
84. WE CAN DO THAT?Copy !req
85. OKAY, ASK ME
FOR SOMETHINGCopy !req
86. AND BE ASSERTIVE.Copy !req
87. - IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU COULD
SAY MY NAME CORRECTLY.Copy !req
88. - I'VE BEEN MISPRONOUNCING IT
THE WHOLE TIME?Copy !req
89. ISN'T IT MADHURI?Copy !req
90. - MADHURI.Copy !req
91. - MADHURI.
- MADHURI.Copy !req
92. - MADHURI.
- MADHURI.Copy !req
93. - I FEEL
LIKE WE'RE SAYINGCopy !req
94. THE SAME THING, RIGHT?Copy !req
95. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
96. EVERYONE'S DOING
THE HEAD BOBBLE THING,Copy !req
97. AND I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER IT MEANS A YES OR A NO.Copy !req
98. I JUST WANT TO SAY
YOUR NAME RIGHT.Copy !req
99. RIGHT?Copy !req
100. MADHURI.Copy !req
101. - PERFECT.
- REALLY?Copy !req
102. AND YOU HAVE THE HIGHEST
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION OF ANYONE.Copy !req
103. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.Copy !req
104. - THANK YOU, MAN.Copy !req
105. NOW I HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR YOU.Copy !req
106. I KNOW YOU'RE MISSING THE FOOD
FROM HOME.Copy !req
107. SO I STOPPED BY A PLACE
THAT'S FAMOUS FOR THEIR BURGERS.Copy !req
108. - NO WAY.
YOU GOT ME A HAMBURGER.Copy !req
109. OH, MY GOD.
YOU ARE A LIFESAVER.Copy !req
110. - NOW YOU TAKE A BIG BITE,
MAN.Copy !req
111. - MM.Copy !req
112. - IT'S GOOD, HUH?
- OH...Copy !req
113. MM.
- MM.Copy !req
114. IT'S A LENTIL BURGER.Copy !req
115. - OH.
- OH.Copy !req
116. - [mumbles}
- HUH? HUH?Copy !req
117. OKAY.Copy !req
118. OH.Copy !req
119. IT TASTES LIKE SLIDING
INTO HOME PLATECopy !req
120. WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN.
OH.Copy !req
121. - YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
PROBABLY GET REAL MEATCopy !req
122. AT ONE OF THE NICER HOTELS
IN TOWN.Copy !req
123. - YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,Copy !req
124. YOU PICK THE PLACE,Copy !req
125. I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT
TO DINNER.Copy !req
126. I AM GONNA HAVE A STEAK.Copy !req
127. AND I DON'T CARE
IF EVERY COW ON THE WAY HOMECopy !req
128. GIVES ME A DIRTY LOOK.Copy !req
129. YOU GO AHEAD AND CRY.
YOUR SISTER WAS DELICIOUS.Copy !req
130. YEAH.Copy !req
131. - ALL RIGHT, GUPTA,
I'M JUST GONNA COME OUT WITH IT.Copy !req
132. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME CUSTOMER
COMPLAINTS AGAINST YOU.Copy !req
133. - SOME CUSTOMERS HAVE BEEN
COMPLAINING TO ME ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
134. - I'M NOT ON THE CALLS. HOW
COULD THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT ME?Copy !req
135. - I'M SORRY.
I JUST FELT CORNERED.Copy !req
136. - OKAY.
IT SEEMS TO MECopy !req
137. LIKE EVEN AFTER YOU'VE MADE
THE SALE,Copy !req
138. YOU KEEP THE CUSTOMER
ON THE PHONECopy !req
139. WHEN YOU SHOULD BE MOVING ONCopy !req
140. TO THE NEXT CALL.Copy !req
141. - I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
- GREAT.Copy !req
142. I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE.Copy !req
143. - ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
144. SO I HEAR YOU'RE GOING OUT
TO DINNER WITH MANMEET.Copy !req
145. ARE YOU MEETING HIM THERE?Copy !req
146. IS HE PICKING YOU UP?Copy !req
147. ARE YOU GOING
TO SEE A MOVIE AFTER?Copy !req
148. - GUPTA, THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
149. YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZECopy !req
150. WHEN A CONVERSATION IS OVER.Copy !req
151. - I WILL NOT TALK ANY...Copy !req
152. - MOVING A LOT OF ADD-ONS.Copy !req
153. YOU'RE DOING REALLY GREAT.Copy !req
154. SO...Copy !req
155. ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME?Copy !req
156. - NO.Copy !req
157. - OH, THANK GOD.Copy !req
158. A DEFINITIVE HEAD MOVEMENT.Copy !req
159. WHAT IS THIS BOBBLE THING?Copy !req
160. - AH, THE INDIAN HEAD SHAKE.Copy !req
161. IT ALWAYS CONFUSES WESTERNERS.Copy !req
162. - WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- SOMETIMES YES. SOMETIMES NO.Copy !req
163. SOMETIMES NEITHER.
SOMETIMES BOTH.Copy !req
164. IT'S A WAY OF ANSWERING
WITHOUT ANSWERING.Copy !req
165. - SO LIKE THIS?Copy !req
166. - NO.Copy !req
167. NOT LIKE THAT.Copy !req
168. HERE.Copy !req
169. - HMM.Copy !req
170. - SHE'S JUST BOBBLING ME.Copy !req
171. ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
THANKS FOR STAYING LATE.Copy !req
172. I APPRECIATE IT.
GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
173. - SIR, SHALL I GET CORPORATE
ON THE LINECopy !req
174. TO GO OVER
THE COMPANY HUG-ATHON—Copy !req
175. I MEAN, EVALUATIONS.
- NOPE.Copy !req
176. WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING
A VIDEO CONFERENCE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
177. - NOW?
- YEAH.Copy !req
178. - I'M GOING TO MEET JERRY,Copy !req
179. BOSS OF BOSSES?Copy !req
180. - HEY, TODD,
ASK ME HOW IT'S GOING.Copy !req
181. - HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
182. - UH, IT'S BEEN
A ROLLER COASTERCopy !req
183. OF A DAY.Copy !req
184. WHOAA!Copy !req
185. - OH, WOW.Copy !req
186. JERRY, I WANT YOU TO MEETCopy !req
187. MY ASSISTANT MANAGER
RAJIV GIDWANI.Copy !req
188. - IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, SIR.Copy !req
189. I AM ENJOYING THE AMERICAN
IRREVERENCE YOU BRINGCopy !req
190. TO VIDEO CHATTING.Copy !req
191. - HELLO, RAJIV!Copy !req
192. - HELLO, JERRY!Copy !req
193. - AH. JERRY, WE CONDUCTED
EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS TODAY.Copy !req
194. - GOOD. SO YOU KNOW
WHO YOU'RE GONNA FIRE?Copy !req
195. - WHAT?
- YEAH, THAT'S WHY I HAD YOUCopy !req
196. DO EVALUATIONS, TODD.Copy !req
197. YOUR SALES DON'T JUSTIFY
THE SIZE OF YOUR STAFF.Copy !req
198. SO LOSE SOMEBODY.Copy !req
199. - CONSIDER IT DONE,
SIR!Copy !req
200. - NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
JUST LIKE THAT, LOSE SOMEONE?Copy !req
201. - REVENUES ARE DOWN!Copy !req
202. OKAY, TODD, SERIOUSLY,
REVENUES ARE DOWN.Copy !req
203. NOW IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT,Copy !req
204. BUT IT IS YOUR PROBLEM.Copy !req
205. - MY PEOPLE ARE WORKING HARD.Copy !req
206. THEY'RE DOING THE BEST THEY—
- HEY, TODD. TODD.Copy !req
207. UH...Copy !req
208. HOW MANY INDIANS DOES
IT TAKE TO SELL NOVELTIES?Copy !req
209. ONE LESS THAN YOU HAVE NOW.Copy !req
210. THANK YOU, FOLKS.Copy !req
211. - BECAUSE—
- NO, I GET IT.Copy !req
212. - SHH. SHH.Copy !req
213. - I HEARD THE BOSS FROM
KANSAS CITY ON THE COMPUTER.Copy !req
214. HE SAYS SOMEONE IS GOING
TO BE FIRED.Copy !req
215. - REALLY?
WHO?Copy !req
216. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
217. - COULD IT BE SOMEONE WHO WASTES
PEOPLE'S TIME TELLING STORIESCopy !req
218. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR?Copy !req
219. - NO.
I THINK YOU'RE SAFE.Copy !req
220. - SO YOU GOT TO FIRE SOMEONE.Copy !req
221. JUST GOT TO TOUGHEN UP
AND DO IT.Copy !req
222. IF YOU WERE A HUNTER LIKE ME,
IT WOULDN'T BE SO HARD.Copy !req
223. I CAN LOOK AT A HERD
OF ELK,Copy !req
224. PICK WHICH ONE
I'M GONNA SHOOT.Copy !req
225. I MAY EVEN LOCK EYES
WITH HIM,Copy !req
226. FEEL A CONNECTION,Copy !req
227. LIKE I CAN READ HIS MIND.Copy !req
228. "THE GRASS HERE IS SWEET.Copy !req
229. "WE PICKED A GOOD PLACE
TO SPEND THE SUMMER.Copy !req
230. I HOPE THE LINE FOR THE RIVER
ISN'T TOO—"Copy !req
231. BAM! HE'S DEAD.
- DAMN IT, CHARLIE.Copy !req
232. - SORRY.
I'M STEALTHY.Copy !req
233. IF YOU WERE AN ELK,
YOU'D ALREADY BE STRAPPEDCopy !req
234. TO THE HOOD
OF MY P.T. CRUISER.Copy !req
235. - YEAH, WELL,
THIS ISN'T AN ELK.Copy !req
236. WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES.Copy !req
237. I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE
I COULD DO.Copy !req
238. MAYBE IF I GOT THE NUMBERS UP,
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO FIRE ANYONE.Copy !req
239. - WHY IS THIS EATING AT YOU
SO MUCH?Copy !req
240. YOU HAVE FIRED SOMEONE BEFORE,
RIGHT?Copy !req
241. - OH, YEAH.Copy !req
242. OKAY, NO.Copy !req
243. WELL, IN HIGH SCHOOL,
I HAD TO KICK DAVID WATANABECopy !req
244. OFF THE DEBATE TEAM
FOR BEING ARGUMENTATIVE.Copy !req
245. IT TOOK FOREVER.Copy !req
246. - YOU KNOW
WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?Copy !req
247. YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
TO YOUR EMPLOYEES.Copy !req
248. YOU NEED SOME DISTANCE.Copy !req
249. THE GUYS WHO WORK FOR ME,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES.Copy !req
250. THAT'S FRODO, MORPHEUS,Copy !req
251. INDIAN JONES.Copy !req
252. HE WORE A HAT ONE DAY.
- MM-HMM.Copy !req
253. - AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,Copy !req
254. ROGER EBERT.Copy !req
255. - HE LOOKS NOTHING
LIKE ROGER EBERT.Copy !req
256. - BUT CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
257. - I MEAN,
THAT'S KIND OF DEMEANING.Copy !req
258. YOU SHOULD AT LEAST LEARN
THEIR NAMES.Copy !req
259. - NO, THEY'RE INTO IT.
THEY HAVE A NICKNAME FOR ME TOO.Copy !req
260. THEY CALL ME EINSTEIN.
- OH, THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
261. YOU LET 'EM TAKE A SHOT
AT YOU TOO.Copy !req
262. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHOT?
- NOTHING. EINSTEIN.Copy !req
263. - YOU DIDN'T FIRE ANYONE
WITHOUT ME, DID YOU?Copy !req
264. - OH, STOP.Copy !req
265. STOP THAT.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
266. IT'S BENEATH ME.
WORKERS, COUNT YOURSELVES.Copy !req
267. - ONE.
- TWO.Copy !req
268. - THREE.
- NO, GUYS, GUYS,Copy !req
269. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.Copy !req
270. JUST SIT DOWN
AND GO BACK TO WORK, PLEASE.Copy !req
271. THANKS.Copy !req
272. WE'RE NOT FIRING ANYONE.Copy !req
273. YOU GOT THAT?Copy !req
274. HEY, DON'T BOBBLE ME.Copy !req
275. I'M IN ON THE BOBBLE NOW.Copy !req
276. - BUT JERRY SAID—
- NO, JERRY SAIDCopy !req
277. WE HAD TO LOSE SOMEONE
BECAUSE THE NUMBERS ARE DOWN.Copy !req
278. RIGHT?
I WANT TO FIND THE PERSONCopy !req
279. WITH THE LOWEST SALES
AND HELP THEM IMPROVE.Copy !req
280. I MEAN, EVERYONE HERE
HAS POTENTIAL.Copy !req
281. - "EVERYONE HAS POTENTIAL."Copy !req
282. I'LL FILE THAT
UNDER AMERICAN MYTHSCopy !req
283. IN BETWEEN "THE SKY'S THE LIMIT"
AND THE WNBA.Copy !req
284. - OH.
SO I WAS COMPILINGCopy !req
285. THESE SALES NUMBERS,
AND I THINK...Copy !req
286. - "NUMBERS..."Copy !req
287. - IS GUPTA TRYING
TO READ OUR LIPS?Copy !req
288. - "TIPS."Copy !req
289. - NOT POSSIBLE.
THAT'S WHAT THE MUSTACHE IS FOR.Copy !req
290. SO WHO HAS THE LOWEST NUMBERS?
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S GUPTA.Copy !req
291. - NO, GUPTA'S FINE.Copy !req
292. - IT'S GUPTA.Copy !req
293. - GUPTA IS FIRED.Copy !req
294. WHAT DO I DO?Copy !req
295. - THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.Copy !req
296. - MANMEET HAS
THE LOWEST NUMBERS?Copy !req
297. - YEAH, BUT HE'S ALWAYS
ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
298. IF HE'S NOT SELLING,
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?Copy !req
299. - OH, JENNY, YOUR VOICE
SOUNDS SO SEXY BEFORE BEDTIME.Copy !req
300. I WISH I WERE THERE
WITH YOU.Copy !req
301. - I WISH YOU WERE HERE TOO.Copy !req
302. I JUST LOVE YOUR ACCENT.Copy !req
303. YOU COULD SAY ANYTHING,
AND IT'D BE SEXY.Copy !req
304. - ANYTHING.Copy !req
305. - OH, STOP.Copy !req
306. SAY IT AGAIN.
- ANYTHING.Copy !req
307. - SEE WHAT I MEAN?
- MM.Copy !req
308. OH, WANDA, WANDA,
WANDA, LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
309. THE BANGS WILL GROW BACK.Copy !req
310. THINK OF IT THIS WAY.Copy !req
311. LESS HAIR MEANS MORE
OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACECopy !req
312. CAN BE SEEN.Copy !req
313. - OH, YOU ARE SWEETER
THAN HONEY.Copy !req
314. - I WOULD SAY PUT ME
IN YOUR TEACopy !req
315. IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TYPE 2 DIABETES.Copy !req
316. - OH, YOU REMEMBERED.Copy !req
317. - YES, I DID.
LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
318. KIDS NEED RULES
AND BOUNDARIES.Copy !req
319. IF TYLER ACTS UP TOMORROW,
I WILL SPEAK TO HIM.Copy !req
320. I DON'T WANT HIM
DISRESPECTING HIS MOTHER.Copy !req
321. THAT'S MY JOB.Copy !req
322. SORRY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I MEAN BY THAT.Copy !req
323. YO, YO, YO, YO, YO.Copy !req
324. DRIFTING IN A SWEET RIDE,
DRINKING HENNESSY.Copy !req
325. LINDA IS MY GIRL
FROM THE STREETS OF TENNESSEE.Copy !req
326. WELL, I KNOW, LINDA,
BUT THERE'S NOTHINGCopy !req
327. THAT RHYMES WITH HENDERSONVILLE.Copy !req
328. BUT THEN THE DRUMS COME IN.Copy !req
329. HI.Copy !req
330. - NIGHT.Copy !req
331. NIGHT.Copy !req
332. GUPTA.Copy !req
333. - THAT'S OKAY, TODD.
I'M GOING TO STAY.Copy !req
334. IF YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING,
DON'T BE ALARMED.Copy !req
335. IT'S JUST MY MIDNIGHT OIL.
- GUPTA, YOU GOTTA GO.Copy !req
336. - BUT I LOVE MY JOB.
- OUT.Copy !req
337. NOW.Copy !req
338. - SO THIS IS HOW IT ENDS?Copy !req
339. HEART OF STONE.Copy !req
340. - HEY, WE NEED
TO GET A TAXICopy !req
341. IF WE'RE GOING
TO MAKE THE RESERVATION.Copy !req
342. OH, I SAW IT ONLINE.Copy !req
343. THEY HAVE
A KANSAS CITY STRIP STEAK.Copy !req
344. YOU KNOW, ONE THING
CONFUSES ME, THOUGH.Copy !req
345. THEY KILL THE COW,
THEN THEY AGE THE MEAT.Copy !req
346. WHY NOT JUST LET THE COW
LIVE A LITTLE LONGER?Copy !req
347. - YEAH, RESTAURANT'S
NOT GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT.Copy !req
348. MANMEET, YOU'RE NOT MAKING
ANY SALES ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
349. - WELL, I'M JUST IN A SLUMP,
MAN.Copy !req
350. - NO, YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
351. I'VE BEEN LISTENING
TO YOUR CALLS,Copy !req
352. AND ALL YOU'VE BEEN DOING
IS FLIRTING WITH WOMEN.Copy !req
353. DID YOU THINK
YOU WERE GONNA GET AWAYCopy !req
354. WITH IT
JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE HANGING OUT?Copy !req
355. - NO.
- 'CAUSE IT'S NOT GONNA WORKCopy !req
356. THAT WAY.Copy !req
357. - I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.Copy !req
358. THIS JUST HAPPENED.Copy !req
359. HOW DOES IT JUST HAPPENCopy !req
360. THAT YOU WASTE HOURS FLIRTING
AT WORK?Copy !req
361. - I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.Copy !req
362. I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL
WITH DEBBIE.Copy !req
363. AND WANDA.Copy !req
364. AND LINDA.Copy !req
365. I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT STEPHANIE.Copy !req
366. SHE SAID SOME RACIST THINGS
I DON'T THINK I CAN GET PAST.Copy !req
367. - YEAH, WELL,
HERE'S A CRAZY IDEA.Copy !req
368. WHY DON'T YOU DO YOUR JOB
AND THEN TALK TO WOMEN HERECopy !req
369. OUTSIDE OF WORK?Copy !req
370. - BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT,
MAN.Copy !req
371. THE WOMEN ON THE PHONE
DON'T CARE WHAT CASTE I AMCopy !req
372. OR WHAT MY FATHER DOES.Copy !req
373. TODD, YOU KNOW,
I'VE NEVER BEEN OUT OF MUMBAI.Copy !req
374. AND NOW I'M TALKING
TO ALL THESE WOMENCopy !req
375. FROM EXOTIC PLACESCopy !req
376. LIKE DES MOINES.Copy !req
377. FRESNO.
CHATTANOOGA.Copy !req
378. - MANMEET, IF YOU DON'T GET
YOUR SALES NUMBERS UPCopy !req
379. BY THE END OF THE WEEK,
I HAVE TO FIRE YOU.Copy !req
380. - THAT WON'T HAPPEN, SIR.Copy !req
381. I'LL GET MY NUMBERS UP,
OKAY?Copy !req
382. YOU'RE MY FRIEND, TODD.Copy !req
383. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.Copy !req
384. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
385. NO MORE GIRLFRIENDS
ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
386. ALL RIGHT?
- NO. NO.Copy !req
387. CAN I AT LEAST SAY GOOD-BYE?Copy !req
388. - YEAH.
YEAH.Copy !req
389. JUST THIS ONCE, I'LL LET YOU
MAKE OUTGOING CALLS.Copy !req
390. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
391. - SO HOW MANY WOMEN
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?Copy !req
392. - I'LL START WITH THE WESTERN
UNITED STATES AND MOVE EAST.Copy !req
393. - NO.
NO.Copy !req
394. NO.Copy !req
395. HEY, AREN'T YOU ONE
OF TODD'S WORKERS?Copy !req
396. - I USED TO BE.Copy !req
397. - NO WAY.Copy !req
398. TODD ACTUALLY SACKED UP
AND FIRED YOU?Copy !req
399. HUH.Copy !req
400. - HEY, YOU RUN
A CALL CENTER.Copy !req
401. - YEAH.Copy !req
402. - DO YOU HAVE
ANY JOB OPENINGS?Copy !req
403. - MAYBE.
HAVE YOU GOT REFERENCES?Copy !req
404. - I JUST GOT FIRED
BY TODD IN THERE.Copy !req
405. - I WILL BE IN TOUCH.Copy !req
406. - WHEN?
- LATER.Copy !req
407. - TONIGHT?Copy !req
408. - MUCH LATER.Copy !req
409. - PLEASE CALL ME
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
410. - KELLY, I'M AFRAID I HAVE
TO PUT OUR ROMANCE ON HOLD.Copy !req
411. YOUR ESTIMATED WAIT TIME
IS FOREVER.Copy !req
412. "I'M SORRY, MARY.
I-IT'S NOT YOU.Copy !req
413. IT'S ME.
THIS ALWAYS WORKS."Copy !req
414. OH.
HEY, AM I ON SPEAKER?Copy !req
415. GREAT.Copy !req
416. TO ALL THE LADIES
OF KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA,Copy !req
417. I WILL MISS
YOUR DRUNKEN CALLS,Copy !req
418. YOUR EATING DISORDERS,
YOUR PREGNANCY SCARES.Copy !req
419. YOU ARE A GREAT GROUP
OF GIRLS.Copy !req
420. GO SPARTANS!Copy !req
421. YEAH.Copy !req
422. I'M SORRY.
IT'S OVER.Copy !req
423. OH, JANET, I KNOW YOU'LL MISS
MY VOICE TALKING YOU TO SLEEP,Copy !req
424. BUT I CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE.Copy !req
425. - HEY.Copy !req
426. - UNLESS YOU'D LIKE
TO BUY A SINGING TEDDY BEAR,Copy !req
427. WHICH I COULD RECORD
MY VOICE ON.Copy !req
428. AND THEN I'D BE WITH YOU
EVERY NIGHT.Copy !req
429. OH, THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
430. WHAT MESSAGE WOULD YOU LIKE
TO FALL ASLEEP TO?Copy !req
431. JANET, THAT'S—THAT'S FILTHY.Copy !req
432. I CAN'T MAKE A CUTE LITTLE
TEDDY BEAR SAY THAT.Copy !req
433. JUST PLEASE LISTEN
TO ME, OKAY?Copy !req
434. DON'T GET ANGRY.Copy !req
435. DANA, REALLY—
- WHAT ARE YOU—Copy !req
436. - SHH.
- DANA, I UNDERSTANDCopy !req
437. THAT YOU'RE MAD AT ME,Copy !req
438. AND THERE'S NOTHING
THAT I CAN DOCopy !req
439. THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER,Copy !req
440. BUT MAYBE AN INFLATABLE PUNCHING
BAG THAT SAYS "MEN SUCK"Copy !req
441. WILL EASE YOUR PAIN.Copy !req
442. - MM.
- YEAH.Copy !req
443. - WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THIS?Copy !req
444. - I ASKED MANMEET TO BREAK UP
WITH HIS GIRLFRIENDS,Copy !req
445. AND HE ENDED UP SELLING 'EM
PRODUCTS.Copy !req
446. MIGHT HAVE BROKEN
SOME HEARTS,Copy !req
447. BUT I THINK HE BROKE
A SALES RECORD.Copy !req
448. - YOU MADE ALL THESE SALES?Copy !req
449. - YEAH. JERRY SAYS
I DON'T HAVE TO FIRE HIMCopy !req
450. OR ANYBODY ELSE.Copy !req
451. YOU SEE, RAJIV,
YOU GIVE SOMEONE A CHANCE,Copy !req
452. GOOD STUFF HAPPENS.Copy !req
453. THAT'S HOW KARMA WORKS.Copy !req
454. - OH, THANK YOU
FOR THE LESSON ON KARMA.Copy !req
455. MAYBE I CAN COME BY LATER
FOR SOME SITAR LESSONS.Copy !req
456. - HEY, BUDDY,
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.Copy !req
457. OUR NUMBERS KEEP GOING UP,Copy !req
458. YOU ARE IN LINE
FOR A RAISE.Copy !req
459. - REALLY?Copy !req
460. - OPEN!Copy !req
461. - GUPTA, WHERE YOU BEEN?
- NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
462. NOW THAT I'VE BEEN FIRED,Copy !req
463. I HAVE A FEW THINGS
TO SAY BEFORE I GO.Copy !req
464. - GUPTA, YOU WERE NEVER—
- NO, I TALK.Copy !req
465. YOU LISTEN.
YOU.Copy !req
466. TALL GUY.Copy !req
467. YOUR BREATH SMELLS
LIKE MY FEET.Copy !req
468. AND YOU,
QUIET ONE,Copy !req
469. I FIND YOUR TASTE IN JEWELRY
TO BE GAUDY.Copy !req
470. AND YOU, PRETTY ONE,Copy !req
471. YOU WANT ME,
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ME.Copy !req
472. - GUPTA,
BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER—Copy !req
473. - YOU!
MR. ALL-AMERICANCopy !req
474. WITH YOUR PERFECT HAIR
AND YOUR WINNING SMILE...Copy !req
475. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.Copy !req
476. EVERYONE,
I'M ASHAMEDCopy !req
477. TO THINK THAT I EVER CALLED
ANY OF YOU MY FRIEND.Copy !req
478. EH.Copy !req
479. - GUPTA.
- WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?Copy !req
480. - YOU WERE NEVER FIRED.Copy !req
481. - ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
482. - YOU WERE NEVER FIRED.Copy !req
483. - MM-HMM.Copy !req
484. I GUESS WE ALL KNOW
WHAT WE'RE GOINGCopy !req
485. TO BE TALKING ABOUT AT LUNCH.Copy !req
486. ME.Copy !req
487. YOU CAN HAVE ME NOW, ASHA.Copy !req