1. - STOP IT.
I CAN'T SEE.Copy !req
2. LET ME SEE.
- HEY, HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
3. IS THERE, LIKE,
A RIOT OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
4. - A RIOT.
NO, JUST A CELEBRITY SIGHTING.Copy !req
5. - HE'S A WORLD-RECORD HOLDER—
VERY FAMOUS. COME.Copy !req
6. - OH, THERE HE IS—Copy !req
7. THE FINGERNAIL GUY.
- NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
8. THAT'S JUST A GUY
WITH LONG FINGERNAILS.Copy !req
9. - OH, THEN WHO'S
THE RECORD HOLDER?Copy !req
10. IT'S KIND OF...Copy !req
11. HARD TO TELL
WHERE HE'S POINTING.Copy !req
12. GUPTA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
13. - OH, HE'S GOT THE LONGEST
MUSTACHE IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
14. I WANT A SOUVENIR.Copy !req
15. - MORNING.Copy !req
16. - NOW THERE'S
GONNA BE A RIOT.Copy !req
17. - OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
PLEASE. GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
18. - SIR, I WAS HOPINGCopy !req
19. YOU COULD APPROVE
MY VACATION REQUEST.Copy !req
20. - OH.Copy !req
21. AH!
2-WEEK HONEYMOON.Copy !req
22. THAT'S LIKE
A 14-DAY BONE-A-THON.Copy !req
23. - BONE-A-THON?Copy !req
24. IS THAT SOME
FILTHY AMERICAN SLANG?Copy !req
25. - NO, NO.
IT'S—IT'S JUST, UM...Copy !req
26. THE EMOTIONS WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE
ARE MORE THAN SKIN-DEEP.Copy !req
27. IT GOES
ALL THE WAY TO THE BONE.Copy !req
28. AND MARRIAGE ISN'T A SPRINT.
IT'S A MARATHON.Copy !req
29. SO WHEN YOU COMBINECopy !req
30. THE DEEP EMOTIONS
WITH THE MARATHON...Copy !req
31. THAT'S HOW YOU GET
THE BONE-A-THON.Copy !req
32. - I LIKE THAT.Copy !req
33. IT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
34. - JUST MAKE SURE
YOU STAY HYDRATED.Copy !req
35. UM, SO DID YOU GUYS PLAN
ON WHERE YOU'RE GOING YET?Copy !req
36. - I HAVE IT
ALL FIGURED OUT.Copy !req
37. WE ARE GOING TO GOA.Copy !req
38. THE BEACHES THERE ARE
SO BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
39. WHICH RESORT ARE YOU
STAYING AT?Copy !req
40. - WE'RE STAYING AT
MY UNCLE'S HOUSE TO SAVE MONEY.Copy !req
41. HE'S A BELLHOP AT ONE OF
THE FINEST RESORTS IN THE AREA.Copy !req
42. HE'LL SNEAK US
INTO BREAKFAST,Copy !req
43. SNEAK US TO THE POOL.Copy !req
44. ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS WEAR WHITE COATSCopy !req
45. AND FOLD
THE OCCASIONAL TOWEL.Copy !req
46. - RAJIV,Copy !req
47. VIMI IS GONNA REMEMBER
THIS FOREVER.Copy !req
48. AND EVEN IF YOU
DON'T HAVE MONEY TO SPEND,Copy !req
49. YOU CAN STILL DO
SOMETHING ROMANTIC.Copy !req
50. - SO WHAT IS SUNIL
DOING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON?Copy !req
51. - HE'S, UM—HE'S HIRED
A HOUSEBOAT IN KERALA—Copy !req
52. JUST THE TWO OF US
FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER,Copy !req
53. LOOKING UP AT THE STARS,
PLANNING OUR LIVES TOGETHER.Copy !req
54. - SOUNDS
LIKE A REAL BONE-A-THON.Copy !req
55. UH...Copy !req
56. THAT'S TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE.Copy !req
57. - UH-OH.
THAT'S A HABANERO—Copy !req
58. THE HOTTEST PEPPER
IN AMERICA.Copy !req
59. I SUGGEST YOU WALK AWAY.Copy !req
60. AH.Copy !req
61. I DON'T EVEN NEED THE MILK.Copy !req
62. YOUR TURN.Copy !req
63. - OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.Copy !req
64. - WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
- PLAYING PEPPER ROULETTE.Copy !req
65. DON'T EVEN TRY
TO PICK A WINNER.Copy !req
66. EVERYBODY LOSES,
ESPECIALLY THE JANITOR.Copy !req
67. - CHARLIE, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T DO IT.Copy !req
68. THAT IS ONE
OF OUR GHOST PEPPERS—Copy !req
69. THE STRONGEST PEPPER
IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
70. THINK OF YOUR BUMHOLE.Copy !req
71. - IT'S BEEN THROUGH
WORSE THAN THIS.Copy !req
72. - AS A FRIEND,
I'M TELLING YOU, DON'T EAT IT.Copy !req
73. THERE'S NO WAY AN AMERICAN
CAN HANDLE THE HEAT.Copy !req
74. - I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR ME.Copy !req
75. I'M DOING THIS
FOR EVERY AMERICANCopy !req
76. WHO EVER GETS SENT
TO A FOREIGN COUNTRYCopy !req
77. TO RUN A CALL CENTER
AND FINDS HIMSELFCopy !req
78. IN A PEPPER-EATING CONTEST
WITH A LOCAL.Copy !req
79. GOD BLESS AMERICA.Copy !req
80. - OKAY.Copy !req
81. - OH!Copy !req
82. - OKAY, DRINK THE MILK.
DON'T BE A HERO.Copy !req
83. YOU DON'T WANT TO THROW UP
ON YOUR SUIT.Copy !req
84. - HEY, WHY ARE YOU
WEARING A SUIT, CHARLIE?Copy !req
85. - ALL AMERICAN HUNTER
IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.Copy !req
86. - OH, I'M SO SORRY, MAN.Copy !req
87. OH, IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
88. - "I'VE GOT A JOB INTERVIEW,Copy !req
89. THE MANAGER CALL CENTER
AT SULTRY AND—"Copy !req
90. - "SILKY AND SULTRY LINGERIE."Copy !req
91. I GOT IT.Copy !req
92. - CHARLIE, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT LINGERIE?Copy !req
93. - UNFORTUNATELY,
MY MOM WOULD DRINK TOO MUCHCopy !req
94. AND NOT WEAR A ROBE,
SO I KNOW WHAT WORKS...Copy !req
95. AND WHAT DOESN'T.Copy !req
96. OH, GOD, IT BURNS.Copy !req
97. - THERE'S A BATHROOM
DOWN THE HALL TO THE—Copy !req
98. - OOP, HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE
IT.Copy !req
99. - THANK YOU
FOR SAVING MY SPOT, MADHURI.Copy !req
100. - THERE ARE
PEOPLE WAITING IN LINE,Copy !req
101. YOU CAN'T JUST COME IN AND—Copy !req
102. - I'LL TAKE ONE,
AND GIVE ONE TO THE LADY.Copy !req
103. - THANK YOU, RAJIV.
- TWO CHECKS.Copy !req
104. - WOULD YOU CARE
FOR SOME FRESH GOAT MILK?Copy !req
105. - TWO NEW GOATS, RAKESH?
BUSINESS MUST BE BOOMING.Copy !req
106. - WELL, I GOT A LOAN
FOR THE BUSINESS.Copy !req
107. - WHAT BANK
WOULD GIVE YOU A LOAN?Copy !req
108. - NO BANK.Copy !req
109. AN AMERICAN CHARITY
CALLED "KARMIC CASH."Copy !req
110. THEY HELP OUT
SMALL-BUSINESS OWNERSCopy !req
111. THAT NEED MONEY
TO SURVIVE.Copy !req
112. CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE, HMM?Copy !req
113. - THIS IS BRILLIANT.Copy !req
114. THEY'VE FINALLY MADE
WHITE GUILTCopy !req
115. ACCESSIBLE
TO THE WHOLE WORLD.Copy !req
116. I WONDER IF THEY COULD HELP PAY
FOR MY HONEYMOON.Copy !req
117. - RAJIV, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
118. THAT MONEY IS FOR PEOPLE
WHO ARE STRUGGLING TO GET BY.Copy !req
119. - GOOD POINT, MADHURI.Copy !req
120. I'LL MAKE UP
A FAKE BUSINESS.Copy !req
121. I JUST NEED TO MAKE IT
SOUND REALLY SAD AND PATHETIC.Copy !req
122. MAYBE AFTER WORK,
YOU CAN TELL MECopy !req
123. ABOUT YOUR LIFE
ON THE STREETS.Copy !req
124. - I'M NOT FROM THE STREETS.
- OKAY, FINE.Copy !req
125. YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT GROWING UP
IN THE ORPHANAGE.Copy !req
126. - I HAVE
A FAMILY THAT LOVES ME.Copy !req
127. THAT IS THE LEVELCopy !req
128. OF COMMITMENT
I NEED FOR MY LIE.Copy !req
129. - HEY, CHARLIE.Copy !req
130. HOW'D YOUR JOB INTERVIEW GO?Copy !req
131. - WELL, I STARTED STRONG.Copy !req
132. BIKINIS, CHEEKIES,
GARTERS,Copy !req
133. HIP-HUGGERS,
G-STRING, THONG—Copy !req
134. I KNOW YOUR WHOLE CATALOG
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.Copy !req
135. - WELL, YOU'VE CERTAINLY
PREPARED FOR OUR MEETING.Copy !req
136. - OH, BELIEVE ME.
I KNOW WOMEN'S UNDERGARMENTS,Copy !req
137. LIKE YOU, FOR INSTANCE—Copy !req
138. I'M GUESSING MINIMIZER,
FLAT-PANEL FRONT.Copy !req
139. THAT'D BE THE RIGHT CALL
FOR A GAL YOUR SIZE.Copy !req
140. OH, NO, DON'T TAKE THAT
THE WRONG WAY.Copy !req
141. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.Copy !req
142. YOU KNOW, I WEAR COMPRESSION
SHORTS TO HOLD IN MY GUT.Copy !req
143. SEE?Copy !req
144. I JUST INSULTED YOU
AND PULLED DOWN MY PANTS.Copy !req
145. I'M NOT GETTING THE JOB, AM I?Copy !req
146. ANY CHANCE
YOU'RE LOVIN' THIS?Copy !req
147. - NO.Copy !req
148. - YOU KNOW, YOU COULD'VE
JUST TOLD ME, CHARLIE.Copy !req
149. - TODD, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.Copy !req
150. - WELL, YOU CAN START
BY PULLING UP YOUR PANTS.Copy !req
151. - THERE ARE
NO MANAGEMENT POSITIONSCopy !req
152. AT ANY OF THE CALL CENTERS.Copy !req
153. HELL, THERE AREN'T
ANY POSITIONS AT ALL.Copy !req
154. - WELL, YOU MUST HAVE
SOME SAVINGS, RIGHT?Copy !req
155. - NOT SO MUCH.
I GOT A LOT OF EXPENSES.Copy !req
156. I HAVE MY FOOD
SHIPPED FROM AMERICA.Copy !req
157. THERE'S MY GUN COLLECTION.Copy !req
158. PLUS, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
TOMORROW,Copy !req
159. AND I JUST SPLURGED
ON NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES.Copy !req
160. - WHY WOULD YOU BUY
NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES?Copy !req
161. - I LIKE TO
WATCH THINGS AT NIGHTCopy !req
162. WHEN PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW I'M THERE.Copy !req
163. I'M SORRY
IF THAT'S CREEPY FOR YOU.Copy !req
164. - OKAY.Copy !req
165. WELL, I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR ANY JOB OPENINGS.Copy !req
166. - TODD, TODD, HAVE A SEAT.Copy !req
167. - I HATE TO ASK YOU,Copy !req
168. BUT IS THERE ANYTHING
AT YOUR CALL CENTER?Copy !req
169. - NO, NO.Copy !req
170. NO, NO.Copy !req
171. - JUST GONNA PERSONALIZE
MY DESK.Copy !req
172. - OH, YEAH, GO FOR IT.Copy !req
173. PAPERWEIGHT.Copy !req
174. MM, NICE MONTH.Copy !req
175. - RELAX.
IT'S A STAPLE GUN.Copy !req
176. - LETTER OPENER.Copy !req
177. - YOU KNOW,
MOST PEOPLE JUST HAVECopy !req
178. GOOD-LUCK CHARMS
AND STUFFED ANIMALS.Copy !req
179. - OH, I HAVE A GOOD-LUCK CHARM—
RABBIT'S FOOT.Copy !req
180. AND HERE'S THE REST OF HIM.Copy !req
181. - OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
182. - IT'S THE FIRST THING
I EVER SHOT.Copy !req
183. IT'S NOT A PRETTY KILL,
BUT, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
184. WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT
FROM A FOUR-YEAR-OLD?Copy !req
185. - MID AMERICA RABBIT EYE,
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
186. - GUPTA.
- HMM?Copy !req
187. - YOU WANT A SNACK?
TAKE IT IN THE BREAK ROOM.Copy !req
188. THIS IS NOT
YOUR LIVING ROOM.Copy !req
189. MANMEET...Copy !req
190. ASHA, STOP MAKING
THE MILKSHAKES.Copy !req
191. ALL THE BOYS
ARE ALREADY IN THE YARD.Copy !req
192. - EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
193. - THIS IS A WORKPLACE,
NOT THE CHICKEN RANCH.Copy !req
194. - I STILL DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
195. - HEY, CHARLIE, UH...
YOU'RE A LITTLE OUT OF LINE.Copy !req
196. YOU'RE NOT
THE MANAGER HERE—I AM.Copy !req
197. - I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP OUT.Copy !req
198. - WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE THE ONE
TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
199. IT UNDERMINES MY AUTHORITY.Copy !req
200. - I FEEL LIKE THAT IS
KIND OF MY THING.Copy !req
201. RIGHT?Copy !req
202. - LOOK,
I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR.Copy !req
203. YOUR JOB IS
TO ANSWER THE PHONES.Copy !req
204. ANSWER THE PHONES.Copy !req
205. - I HAVE A CALLER WHO WANTS
TO TALK TO A MANAGER.Copy !req
206. - I GOT IT.Copy !req
207. RIGHT.
ANSWER THE PHONES.Copy !req
208. - MANMEET.
- HMM?Copy !req
209. I KNOW.
BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
210. - NO, WAIT.Copy !req
211. I JUST WANT TO TALK, DUDE,Copy !req
212. BRO, HO—HOMEY.Copy !req
213. - WHAT DO YOU WANT, RAJIV?
- IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.Copy !req
214. I JUST NEED TO TAKE
A PICTURE OF YOUCopy !req
215. DRESSED AS
A TIFFIN DELIVERY BOY.Copy !req
216. - YOU'RE JUST LIKE
THAT GERMAN TOURIST,Copy !req
217. YOU SICK BASTARD.Copy !req
218. - NO, PLEASE,
I-I NEED YOUR HELP.Copy !req
219. I CAN'T GET A LOAN
FOR MY HONEYMOON,Copy !req
220. SO I'M TRYING TO TRICK
A CHARITY INTO PAYING FOR IT.Copy !req
221. - WHAT ARE YOU PAYING ME?Copy !req
222. - NOTHING.
I'M ASKING YOU FOR A FAVOR.Copy !req
223. - WELL, THE GERMAN TOURIST
OFFERED ME 5,000 RUPEESCopy !req
224. AND A GAME OF RUBBA-DUBBA.Copy !req
225. - PLEASE...Copy !req
226. I WOULD DO IT MYSELF,
BUT I CANNOT TAKE THE CHANCECopy !req
227. THAT MY FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW
WILL SEE MY PICTURE ONLINE.Copy !req
228. - I'M NOT THE RIGHT GUY.Copy !req
229. YOU NEED SOMEONE
PEOPLE FEEL SORRY FOR.Copy !req
230. YOU NEED THE MOST PATHETIC
PERSON YOU CAN FIND.Copy !req
231. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT—
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.Copy !req
232. I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE
IN THE CALENDAR.Copy !req
233. - SURE YOU WILL.Copy !req
234. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.Copy !req
235. - LEFT.Copy !req
236. - HUH?
- A LITTLE MORE.Copy !req
237. A LITTLE MORE.Copy !req
238. - I'M NOT LOVING IT.Copy !req
239. DO YOU MIND
IF I FIX YOU A LITTLE?Copy !req
240. - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE.Copy !req
241. WHY SHOULD I WEAR A HAT?Copy !req
242. I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE
A TIFFIN DELIVERY GUY.Copy !req
243. - NOT SAD ENOUGH.Copy !req
244. WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
THERE WAS NO BONUSCopy !req
245. FOR BEING
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH?Copy !req
246. WHAT IF I LIED?
- BUT I ALREADY SPENT IT.Copy !req
247. - THAT'S THE STUFF!Copy !req
248. - WILL YOU HOLD, PLEASE?
HEY, BOSS...Copy !req
249. I GOT A CUSTOMER ON THE LINE,
NEEDS TO TALK TO A MANAGER.Copy !req
250. - THIS IS TODD.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
251. YES, WE SHIP
ANYWHERE IN THE U.S.Copy !req
252. YOUR PHONE OPERATOR
SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT.Copy !req
253. HANG ON WHILE I TRANSFER YOU
TO ANOTHER ONE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
254. CHARLIE.Copy !req
255. IT SAYS IN THE CATALOG
WE SHIP ANYWHERE IN THE U.S.Copy !req
256. - YEAH, BUT I WASN'T SURE
IF THAT WAS ONLY CONTIGUOUS,Copy !req
257. AND I DIDN'T WANT TO OVERSTEP
MY BOUNDS.Copy !req
258. AFTER ALL,
I JUST ANSWER THE PHONES.Copy !req
259. - I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
- AND I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.Copy !req
260. I'VE BEEN MANAGING CALL CENTERS
FOR THE LAST DECADE,Copy !req
261. TRAINING HUNDREDS
OF PHONE OPERATORS.Copy !req
262. - OKAY.
WELL, LET ME ASK YOU THIS.Copy !req
263. IF YOU WERE MANAGING HERECopy !req
264. AND YOU HAD TO DEAL
WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOURSELF,Copy !req
265. HOW WOULD YOU DO IT?Copy !req
266. - I'D LISTEN TO HIS IDEAS,Copy !req
267. 'CAUSE HE'S GOT
A WORLD OF EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
268. - WELL, YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THIS
A LOT LONGER THAN I HAVE,Copy !req
269. SO WHENEVER YOU HAVE SOMETHING
THAT YOU WANT TO RUN BY ME,Copy !req
270. I'M ALL EARS.Copy !req
271. - THAT'S GREAT.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
272. I GOT A MILLION OF THEM.Copy !req
273. "GIFT CERTIFICATES
FOR THE TOP SALESMAN."Copy !req
274. - OKAY.Copy !req
275. - "PUT ALL THE DESKS
FACING EACH OTHERCopy !req
276. TO CREATE MORE COMPETITION."
- MM-HMM.Copy !req
277. - "FINAL EXAM,
TEETH FALLING OUT,Copy !req
278. DEBBIE BUTLER NAKED."Copy !req
279. OH, SORRY.Copy !req
280. IT'S ALSO
MY DREAM JOURNAL.Copy !req
281. OH, THIS DREAM'S
ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
282. I'M STRAIGHT,
BUT IT HAPPENS.Copy !req
283. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
284. WE WERE FLYING
OVER THE GRAND CANYON.Copy !req
285. WE WERE HOLDING HANDS,Copy !req
286. BUT NOTHING, YOU KNOW, LIKE...
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
287. - ALL RIGHT.
- THAT'S IT FOR NOW. YEAH.Copy !req
288. - YES, MY DARLING VIMI,
I AM IN THE PROCESSCopy !req
289. OF PLANNING
THE MOST AMAZING HONEYMOON.Copy !req
290. OH, HOLD ON.
THAT'S MY OTHER LINE.Copy !req
291. HELLO?
- MR. GIDWANI,Copy !req
292. THIS IS MARCY DONOVAN
FROM KARMIC CASH.Copy !req
293. - HELLO.Copy !req
294. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU,
GOOD MADAM?Copy !req
295. - I'M CALLING
TO LET YOU KNOWCopy !req
296. THAT WE HAVE ACCEPTED
YOUR APPLICATION.Copy !req
297. - THAT IS
THE MOST WONDERFUL NEWS.Copy !req
298. I WILL BE ABLE TO FEED
ALL TEN OF MY CHILDREN.Copy !req
299. - YOUR APPLICATION SAID
YOU HAD NINE KIDS.Copy !req
300. - IT'S BEEN A LONG WEEK.
- OKAY.Copy !req
301. WELL, I JUST HAVE
TO MEET YOU IN PERSONCopy !req
302. TO VERIFY YOUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
303. I KNOW IT'S INSULTING,Copy !req
304. BUT WE'VE HAD SOME FRAUDULENT
APPLICATIONS IN THE PAST.Copy !req
305. - REALLY?Copy !req
306. THAT MAKES ME SICK
TO MY LITTLE, EMPTY BELLY.Copy !req
307. ANY CHANCE WE CAN DO
THIS BY PHONE?Copy !req
308. - NO, WE NEED
TO MEET IN PERSON.Copy !req
309. THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM, IS IT?Copy !req
310. - I AM NOT DRESSING UP
AS A TIFFIN DELIVERY MAN AGAIN.Copy !req
311. - I RESPECT
YOUR MORAL STANDARD.Copy !req
312. BUT I BELIEVE YOU HAVE
A PRICE, NAME IT.Copy !req
313. - YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY MAKE ME
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.Copy !req
314. AND I WANT
MY PICTURE ON THE WALL,Copy !req
315. SO EVERYONE KNOWS
IT'S ME.Copy !req
316. - OKAY.
OR...Copy !req
317. WHAT IF I MADE YOU
EMPLOYEE OF THE YEARCopy !req
318. WITH NO PICTURE,
AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS?Copy !req
319. - A WHOLE YEAR?Copy !req
320. - I'M JUST SAYING, I THINK HE'D
BE PERFECT FOR KOALA AIRLINES.Copy !req
321. - SERIOUSLY?
- YEAH.Copy !req
322. - CHARLIE WORKING FOR ME?Copy !req
323. YOU WANT ME TO HIRE SOMEONE
WHO'S INFATUATED WITH ME?Copy !req
324. - NO, NO.
HE'S OVER YOU.Copy !req
325. HE DOESN'T EVEN ASK FOR
PICTURES OF YOU NAKED ANYMORE.Copy !req
326. - REALLY?
SO HE'S JUST GIVEN UP.Copy !req
327. HE'S NOT STALKING
SOMEONE ELSE, IS HE?Copy !req
328. - OH!Copy !req
329. WHAT—WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
330. - UH, THAT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S COMING FROM YOUR OFFICE.Copy !req
331. - WHOA!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!Copy !req
332. WHAT—WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON, MAN?Copy !req
333. - THIS IS ONE
OF MY INCENTIVE IDEAS.Copy !req
334. EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A SALE,
YOU GET TO TOOT YOUR OWN HORN.Copy !req
335. - I JUST SOLD A DOZEN CANS
OF SILLY STRING!Copy !req
336. - YES, IF I COULD JUST TAKE—Copy !req
337. SORRY—Copy !req
338. GUPTA! GUPTA!Copy !req
339. GUPTA!
I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK!Copy !req
340. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
EVERYONE TAKE FIVE.Copy !req
341. - ASHA...Copy !req
342. I'M SORRY
IF I FRUSTRATED YOU.Copy !req
343. - YOU KNOW, GUPTA,
SOMETIMES I THINKCopy !req
344. THAT YOU JUST DON'T CONSIDER
OTHER PEOPLE—Copy !req
345. - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?Copy !req
346. - RINGING A BELL WHEN YOU MAKE
A SALE IS A CLASSIC.Copy !req
347. I JUST UPDATED IT.Copy !req
348. - NO ONE CAN HEAR
WHAT THEY'RE DOING.Copy !req
349. THIS IS
THE WORST IDEA EVER.Copy !req
350. CHARLIE,
THIS ISN'T WORKING.Copy !req
351. - OKAY, SO WE WON'T DO
THE AIR HORN.Copy !req
352. - NO, I MEAN, THIS...Copy !req
353. ISN'T WORKING.Copy !req
354. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHARLIE!Copy !req
355. - OH.Copy !req
356. - HEY, CHARLIE.Copy !req
357. I'M SORRY THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
- NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR.Copy !req
358. I WAS TRYING TOO HARD
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
359. - YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING
ALONE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
360. COME ON, MAN,
LET'S GO OUT AND CELEBRATE.Copy !req
361. - CELEBRATE WHAT?Copy !req
362. I GOT NOTHING—Copy !req
363. NO WIFE, NO KIDS,
NO CAREER.Copy !req
364. I'M DOING THE JOB
I DID 20 YEARS AGO.Copy !req
365. I'M GOING BACKWARDS.
- LOOK...Copy !req
366. THIS—THIS IS JUST
A FORK IN THE ROAD, MAN.Copy !req
367. YOU KNOW, I READ SOMEWHERECopy !req
368. THAT MOST MEN GO THROUGH, LIKE,
FIVE CAREERS IN THEIR LIVES.Copy !req
369. - I'M WAY PAST THAT.Copy !req
370. I WORKED AT BLOCKBUSTER,
PIZZA HUT, TACO BELL,Copy !req
371. COMBINATION
PIZZA HUT/TACO BELL,Copy !req
372. I WAS A SECURITY GUARD.Copy !req
373. I HAD ONE AMAZING NIGHT
AS A CHIPPENDALE'S DANCER.Copy !req
374. - I GOT FIRED, BUT...Copy !req
375. NOT BEFORE
I INVENTED THE HELICOPTER.Copy !req
376. IT'S WHERE I SWING IT AROUND—
- YEAH, I GET IT.Copy !req
377. - OF COURSE MY FIRST JOB—
PHONE SALES.Copy !req
378. SO I'M RIGHT
BACK WHERE I STARTED.Copy !req
379. - YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
380. I THINK YOU'RE JUST DEPRESSED
BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
381. - I COULD DIE TOMORROW,Copy !req
382. AND NO ONE WOULD EVEN KNOW
WHO CHARLIE DAVIES WAS.Copy !req
383. NO ONE WILL REMEMBER ME.
- YOU'LL BE REMEMBERED.Copy !req
384. THINK OF ALL
THE WOMEN YOU HIT ON.Copy !req
385. PEOPLE ALWAYS REMEMBER
TRAUMATIC EVENTS.Copy !req
386. - THAT ALL YOU GOT?Copy !req
387. - YEAH.Copy !req
388. - SO, MISS DONOVAN,Copy !req
389. IF KARMIC CASH
CAN HELP ME GET A LOAN,Copy !req
390. I'LL BE ABLE
TO AFFORD A SCOOTERCopy !req
391. AND DELIVER TWICE
AS MANY OF THESE TIFFINS.Copy !req
392. IT WILL BE A BLESSING
FOR ME AND MY FAMILY.Copy !req
393. - WELL, JUDGING
FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN HERE TODAY,Copy !req
394. MR. GIDWANI, THERE'S NO REASONCopy !req
395. WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BE
ON OUR WEBSITE.Copy !req
396. - HA!
THAT'S GREAT!Copy !req
397. SO, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR TIME...Copy !req
398. BUT I REALLY SHOULD BE GETTING
BACK TO WORK,Copy !req
399. SO...
- OH, GOOD!Copy !req
400. YOU KNOW, I WAS WONDERING
HOW YOU BALANCECopy !req
401. ALL OF THOSE ON A BICYCLE,
AND NOW I'LL GET TO SEE.Copy !req
402. - OH!Copy !req
403. I'D—I'D LOVE TO SHOW YOU,Copy !req
404. BUT THERE ARE NO DELIVERIES
ON WEDNESDAYS.Copy !req
405. - BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU HAD TO GET BACK TO WORK?Copy !req
406. - BOOKKEEPING DAY.Copy !req
407. - GET ON THE BIKE,
MR. GIDWANI.Copy !req
408. - NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
409. I JUST HAVE TO...Copy !req
410. AH...Copy !req
411. YES, YES.Copy !req
412. OH, I JUST HAVE
TO MAINTAIN MY BALANCECopy !req
413. AND KEEP MY BACK STRAIGHT.Copy !req
414. OH, OH, OH!Copy !req
415. HA!Copy !req
416. AH!Copy !req
417. WHOA.Copy !req
418. AS YOU CAN SEE,
I NEED THAT SCOOTER A.S.A.P.Copy !req
419. THIS BIKE IS A DEATH TRAP!Copy !req
420. AH!Copy !req
421. - ENOUGH, MR. GIDWANI.Copy !req
422. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
NOT A TIFFIN DELIVERY MAN.Copy !req
423. AND YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT GETTING A LOAN.Copy !req
424. - WAIT, PLEASE!
I AM RAJIV GIDWANI.Copy !req
425. - RAJIV, YOU'RE GOING
TO BLOW THIS.Copy !req
426. - THIS MAN
HAS STOLEN MY IDENTITYCopy !req
427. AND IS TRYING TO STEAL
MY BUSINESS.Copy !req
428. - ALL RIGHT,
THEN YOU GET ON THE BIKE.Copy !req
429. - OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.Copy !req
430. I AM MARRYING
AN EXTRAORDINARY WOMAN,Copy !req
431. BUT I CAN ONLY AFFORD
AN ORDINARY HONEYMOON.Copy !req
432. WITH YOUR HELP, I CAN MAKE IT
AS SPECIAL AS SHE IS.Copy !req
433. PLEASE, MISS DONOVAN,
HAVEN'T YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?Copy !req
434. ALL I WANT TO DO
IS PROVIDE MY VIMICopy !req
435. WITH THE MOST SPECTACULAR
BONE-A-THON OF ALL TIME.Copy !req
436. - UGH!Copy !req
437. UGH.Copy !req
438. - BIKINIS,
CHEEKIES, GARTERS,Copy !req
439. HIP-HUGGERS,
G-STRING, THONG—Copy !req
440. BELIEVE ME,
I KNOW WOMEN'S UNDERGARMENTS.Copy !req
441. I'M QUALIFIED
TO WORK HERE.Copy !req
442. - I'M SORRY. I GET ALL
OF MY RESUMES FROM MONSTER.COM.Copy !req
443. - CHARLIE!
CHARLIE!Copy !req
444. CHARLIE! I KNOW
HOW YOU CAN BE REMEMBERED.Copy !req
445. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THE WORK DAY IS NOT OVER YET.Copy !req
446. - HE'S GOING
FOR THE WORLD RECORD!Copy !req
447. - WHO?Copy !req
448. - COME ON, CHARLIE,
YOU CAN DO IT, JUST TWO MORE.Copy !req
449. - ONE MORE, BROTHER!Copy !req
450. - COME ON, CHARLIE,
YOU CAN DO IT!Copy !req
451. - THIS IS THE LAST ONE.Copy !req
452. - EAT IT! EAT IT!Copy !req
453. - WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
454. ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
455. ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
456. - HELLO, CHARLIE.
- WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
457. - I'M YOU, IN THE FUTURE.Copy !req
458. - OH. I LOOK GOOD.Copy !req
459. - YES, WE DO LOOK GOOD.Copy !req
460. AND YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GIVE UP.Copy !req
461. YOU ATE THE PEPPER,
WHICH MADE YOU FAMOUS,Copy !req
462. WHICH MADE YOU WEALTHY,Copy !req
463. WHICH FINALLY MADE YOU
DESIRABLE TO WOMEN...Copy !req
464. LIKE SUZANNE.Copy !req
465. THIS IS SUE.
THIS IS ANNE.Copy !req
466. TOGETHER,
THEY MAKE SUZANNE.Copy !req
467. IS THAT MY WIFE?Copy !req
468. - THAT'S UP TO YOU.Copy !req
469. SUZANNE DOESN'T LIKE QUITTERS.Copy !req
470. - CHARLIE, CHARLIE!
YOU OKAY?Copy !req
471. - WHAT?
- WHAT'D HE SAY?Copy !req
472. - I THINK HE SAID
"THIS IS FOR THE SUDAN."Copy !req
473. - THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL!Copy !req
474. CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE!Copy !req
475. CHARLIE! CHARLIE!
CHARLIE! CHARLIE!Copy !req
476. - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M THE PEPPER GUY.Copy !req
477. HI.Copy !req
478. OH, PICTURE?
LOVELY.Copy !req
479. ANYONE NEED A BREAST SIGNED?
I'M NOT PICKY.Copy !req
480. - CHARLIE!
- YEAH.Copy !req
481. - CHARLIE, COME, COME.
- HUH?Copy !req
482. - SOME GUY IS TRYING TO BEAT
YOUR PEPPER-EATING RECORD.Copy !req
483. - WHAT, ALREADY?
- UH-HUH.Copy !req
484. - OVER THERE.
SEE IT?Copy !req
485. - HOW MANY HAS HE EATEN?
- UH...Copy !req
486. ONE MORE
AND HE TIES YOUR RECORD.Copy !req
487. - WELL, RECORDS
ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN.Copy !req
488. BUT NOT TODAY.Copy !req
489. HEY, BUDDY, YOU GOT
SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE.Copy !req
490. - AAH!Copy !req
491. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
492. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
493. - STILL THE KING!Copy !req
494. CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE!Copy !req
495. CHARLIE!Copy !req