1. - GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
2. - GOOD MORNING.
- MORNING, ASHA.Copy !req
3. OH...
MANMEET DOES THAT TOO.Copy !req
4. - AAH!Copy !req
5. - GO!Copy !req
6. - WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?Copy !req
7. - RAJIV, LIGHTEN UP, MAN.
WE'RE JUST TRYINGCopy !req
8. TO HAVE SOME FUN
BEFORE WORK.Copy !req
9. - BY ALL MEANS, LET US DULL
THE FRESHLY WAXED FLOORSCopy !req
10. WHILE OUR PHONES GO
UNANSWERED.Copy !req
11. OOOOHHH...Copy !req
12. - AAH!Copy !req
13. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH, PLEASE.
GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
14. - TOO SLOW, GUPTA.
- AY!Copy !req
15. - HEY, WHOA.
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
16. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
AT SHIRIN'S DESK?Copy !req
17. - WE WERE DIVIDING UP
HER STUFF.Copy !req
18. - IT'S ONLY
HER SECOND DAY OUT.Copy !req
19. SHE'S PROBABLY JUST SICK.Copy !req
20. - OH, NOBODY MISSES
TWO DAYS OF WORK,Copy !req
21. EVEN IF THEY'RE SICK.Copy !req
22. - SHE QUIT, OR SHE DIED.Copy !req
23. AND IF SHE SHOWED UP NOW,
I'D FIRE HER ANYWAY.Copy !req
24. TO SHIRIN!
- HEY, HEY!Copy !req
25. - NUMBER ONE MOM,
SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE EMPLOYEE.Copy !req
26. - WELL, HOW COULD SHE QUIT
AND NOT SAY ANYTHING TO ME?Copy !req
27. - THAT'S HOW IT WORKS HERE.Copy !req
28. I HEARD SHE GOT A BETTER OFFER
AND MOVED ON.Copy !req
29. ALSO, I BELIEVE THOSE PILLS
SHE WAS POPPING DURING LUNCHCopy !req
30. WEREN'T VITAMINS.Copy !req
31. AND AS FAR AS
HER LOVE LIFE IS CONCERNED—Copy !req
32. - MADHURI, NO, I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR GOSSIP ABOUT HER.Copy !req
33. - OH, I'M NO GOSSIP,Copy !req
34. BUT LET'S JUST SAY THERE
ARE A FEW ILLEGITIMATE CHILDRENCopy !req
35. RUNNING AROUND THE CITY THAT
COULD HAVE GIVEN HER THAT MUG.Copy !req
36. NUMBER ONE MOM IN...
OUTPUT, MAYBE?Copy !req
37. - OH...
- YOU KNOW, SIR,Copy !req
38. IF THE WORKERS ABSORB
SHIRIN'S CALLS,Copy !req
39. YOU AND I CAN ABSORB
HER SALARY.Copy !req
40. - SO YOU'RE SAYING
MAKE THEM WORK HARDERCopy !req
41. SO YOU AND I CAN PROFIT?Copy !req
42. - SOUNDS EVEN BETTER
WHEN YOU SAY IT.Copy !req
43. - NO, WE'RE GONNA FIND
A NEW WORKER.Copy !req
44. ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW,
THIS IS THE FIRST PERSONCopy !req
45. I GET TO HIRE MYSELF.Copy !req
46. LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.Copy !req
47. - SIR...
- HMM?Copy !req
48. - THIS IS A VERY COVETED JOB.
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTANDCopy !req
49. WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
YOURSELF INTO.Copy !req
50. - I THINK I CAN HANDLE
A FEW JOB INTERVIEWS, RAJIV.Copy !req
51. - SIR, MY GRANDMOTHER
WOULD BE A GREAT WORKER.Copy !req
52. - I KNOW JUST THE PERSON
YOU SHOULD HIRE.Copy !req
53. - VERY CRAZY, HUH, MAN?Copy !req
54. - I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THESE
PEOPLE ARE HERE FOR THE JOB.Copy !req
55. - HEY, THIS IS A PLACE
OF BUSINESS!Copy !req
56. SHOW SOME RESPECT!
HEY, OUT!Copy !req
57. - I CAN SAVE YOU
SOME TIME, BROTHER.Copy !req
58. I HAVE THE PERFECT PERSON
FOR THE JOB.Copy !req
59. - WHAT'S HER NAME?Copy !req
60. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
61. BUT I'VE SEEN HER ON THE BUS
THREE DAYS IN A ROW.Copy !req
62. - CAN SHE TYPE?
- I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
63. - HOW'S HER ENGLISH?
- OKAY, YOU BETTER EASE UPCopy !req
64. WITH ALL THESE
HARDBALL QUESTIONS,Copy !req
65. OR YOU'RE GOING
TO BLOW IT WITH HER.Copy !req
66. DUDE, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
67. - MANMEET, I'M NOT GONNA
HIRE SOME WOMANCopy !req
68. JUST BECAUSE SHE'S HOT.Copy !req
69. - JUST GIVE HER A CHANCE, MAN!Copy !req
70. IF YOU INTERVIEW HER,
I KNOW YOU'LL WANT TO HIRE HER.Copy !req
71. THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY
GET TO KNOW HER,Copy !req
72. GO OUT FOR A CHAI,
AND SHE'LL LIKE YOUCopy !req
73. BECAUSE YOU'RE AMERICAN
AND CHARMING,Copy !req
74. AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
YOU'LL BE SLEEPING WITH HER—Copy !req
75. YOU JUST HAD TO HAVE HER,
DIDN'T YOU, DUDE!Copy !req
76. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
TO ME?Copy !req
77. - OKAY...Copy !req
78. I'LL BE THE CUSTOMER.
YOU READY?Copy !req
79. OKAY, I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER
THE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK YO-YO.Copy !req
80. - WHAT'S THE ITEM NUMBER, SIR?Copy !req
81. - IT IS 625 A-R.Copy !req
82. OKAY, YOU JUST
HUNG UP ON ME AGAIN.Copy !req
83. - WHY CAN'T I JUST
PUT YOU ON SPEAKER?Copy !req
84. - BECAUSE IT WOULD BOTHER
THE OTHER WORKERS.Copy !req
85. - BUT SPENCER TOLD ME
I'D HAVE MY OWN OFFICE.Copy !req
86. - WHO IS SPENCER?Copy !req
87. 'ELLO, LOVE.Copy !req
88. - HEY, SPENCER.Copy !req
89. - HOW'S MY GRANDMOTHER DOING?Copy !req
90. - AND, UH,
WHY ARE YOU SPENCER?Copy !req
91. - BECAUSE
THAT'S WHAT MY FAMILY IN LONDON,Copy !req
92. WHO OWNS AN AUTOMOTIVE
RACING CLUB NAMED ME.Copy !req
93. WE WENT OVER THIS
WHEN I HIRED YOU.Copy !req
94. - AH, OKAY.
AND HOW DID YOU SEE THISCopy !req
95. PLAYING OUT, SPENCER?Copy !req
96. - SHH.Copy !req
97. I THINK WE'RE BEING
A BIT CHEEKY FOR AN UNDERLING.Copy !req
98. - HELLO.
MY NAME IS ALOK.Copy !req
99. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
100. - I'M ALOK.
I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW.Copy !req
101. - STOP MESSING AROUND, GUPTA.Copy !req
102. - WHO IS THIS GUPTA
YOU SPEAK OF?Copy !req
103. OH, I KNOW.
YOU MEAN MY TWIN COUSIN,Copy !req
104. WHO WILL NEVER BE IN THE SAME
ROOM WITH ME AT THE SAME TIME.Copy !req
105. - OKAY, WELL,
WHEN YOU SEE GUPTA,Copy !req
106. TELL HIM IF HE DOESN'T STOP
WASTING MY TIME,Copy !req
107. I MIGHT HAVE TO FIRE HIM.Copy !req
108. - WHAT WAS
I LOOKING FOR AGAIN?Copy !req
109. - BUT IF I DO GET THIS JOB—
- I CAN'T HIRE YOU.Copy !req
110. YOU ALREADY WORK HERE.Copy !req
111. - TODD...
IT'S GUPTA NOW.Copy !req
112. LET'S TALK FACE-TO-FACE.Copy !req
113. WE BOTH KNOW THAT I ONLY WORK
ABOUT HALF A DAY.Copy !req
114. SO IF YOU HIRE ALOK,Copy !req
115. YOU'LL GET A FULL DAY'S WORK.Copy !req
116. HALF FROM ME,Copy !req
117. HALF FROM...Copy !req
118. ALOK.
- NO.Copy !req
119. - CORPORATE WILL NEVER
HAVE TO KNOW IT'S ME.Copy !req
120. - NO.
- YES.Copy !req
121. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I MET
A BRITISH RACE-CAR DRIVERCopy !req
122. ON THE BUS.Copy !req
123. BELIEVE.Copy !req
124. - MADHURI, SHE'S ASLEEP.
- SHH!Copy !req
125. RESPECT.Copy !req
126. - OKAY, SO CAN I BORROW
20,000 RUPEES?Copy !req
127. - NO.
- CAN ALOK?Copy !req
128. - NO.
- YES, I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
129. IT'S A LOT TO ASK.
SO HOW ABOUT 10,000 FOR ME,Copy !req
130. 10,000 FOR ALOK?Copy !req
131. 10,000 FOR GUPTA,
10,000 FOR ALOK.Copy !req
132. 10,000, PLEASE.
10,000 NOW!Copy !req
133. - NO.
- OKAY.Copy !req
134. - ALL RIGHT, KAMIK,Copy !req
135. I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER
THE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK YO-YO.Copy !req
136. - OH, YES, SIR,
THAT IS ITEM NUMBER 625 A-R.Copy !req
137. MAY I ALSO SUGGEST
A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK SLINKY?Copy !req
138. FOR FUN,
IT'S A WONDERFUL TOY.Copy !req
139. IT'S FUN FOR A GIRL...
OR A BOY!Copy !req
140. - KAMIK,
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?Copy !req
141. - WELL, I WAS BORN HERE,
BUT I GREW UPCopy !req
142. OUTSIDE OF CORPUS CHRISTI.Copy !req
143. I SPENT ALMOST MY ENTIRE
CHILDHOOD IN THE STATES.Copy !req
144. - THEN YOU CAN PROBABLY
ANSWER ME THIS—Copy !req
145. WHAT MONTH DOES
THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATEDCopy !req
146. SWIMSUIT ISSUE COME OUT?
- FEBRUARY.Copy !req
147. - BEST PART
OF ST. PATRICK'S DAY?Copy !req
148. - SHAMROCK SHAKES.
- WHO IS THE WORSTCopy !req
149. BACKSTREET BOY?
- NICK.Copy !req
150. - CORRECT, BUT I WOULD HAVE
ACCEPTED ANY OF THEM.Copy !req
151. - I HAVE FOUR YEARS
SALES EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
152. - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
ALL MY LIFE?Copy !req
153. - WELL, I GRADUATED—Copy !req
154. - SHH, SHH.
NO MAS. NO MAS.Copy !req
155. YOU GOT THE JOB.Copy !req
156. IT'S SO GREAT WE DON'T HAVE
TO WORK ON YOUR ACCENT, RIGHT?Copy !req
157. - YEAH, TOTALLY.
TOTALLY.Copy !req
158. - WHOA! OH, MY GOD,
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?Copy !req
159. - SHE'S JUST SLEEPING.Copy !req
160. JUST SLEEPING.Copy !req
161. - GOOD MORNING, GUPTA.Copy !req
162. - AH. GOOD MORNING,
MANMEET.Copy !req
163. HOW WAS THE BUS?
DO YOU MISS TAKING IT WITH ME?Copy !req
164. 'CAUSE NOW I TAKE THE RICKSHAW
WITH TODD, AND—Copy !req
165. OKAY, I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.Copy !req
166. ARE YOU TAKING A WHILE?Copy !req
167. ARE YOU DOING SIT-DOWNS
OR STAND-UPS?Copy !req
168. - FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE,
GUPTA, SHUT UP!Copy !req
169. - GOOD MORNING.
HI.Copy !req
170. - MADHURI'S GRANDMOTHER
ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP.Copy !req
171. - THAT'S NOTHING.Copy !req
172. I HAD A GUY COME IN
FOR A JOB INTERVIEW,Copy !req
173. NO HANDS.Copy !req
174. - HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY HANDS?Copy !req
175. - NO, HE HAD A HOOK
ON THIS HANDCopy !req
176. AND SOMETHING LIKE
A GARDEN WEASEL ON THE OTHER.Copy !req
177. DON'T FEEL BAD.Copy !req
178. I HIRED HIM, AND HE MET HIS WIFE
ON THE JOB.Copy !req
179. I KNEW THEY
WERE SEEING EACH OTHER,Copy !req
180. 'CAUSE SHE'D SHOW UP AT WORK
WITH FRESH PUNCTURE WOUNDS.Copy !req
181. - CHARLIE!Copy !req
182. - IT'S HARD TO HIDE ITCopy !req
183. WHEN YOU'RE BANGIN'
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS.Copy !req
184. - HEY, THERE'S THE KID
I HIRED.Copy !req
185. HEY!Copy !req
186. I'M TELLING YOU,
HE'S AMAZING—NO ACCENT.Copy !req
187. HE'S A BORN SALESMAN.
- WELL, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.Copy !req
188. THE GOOD ONES GET POACHED
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
189. I LOST TWO OF MY BEST WORKERS
TO THOSE GUYS.Copy !req
190. LOOK AT THOSE SMUG BASTARDS
SITTING THERECopy !req
191. LIKE THEY'RE THE COCK
OF THE WALK.Copy !req
192. I JUST WANT TO GRAB THAT STICK
OUT OF THEIR BUMSCopy !req
193. AND BEAT THEM WITH IT.Copy !req
194. - DOES SHE DO
THAT KIND OF STUFF?Copy !req
195. - I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOUCopy !req
196. FOR THE OPPORTUNITY,
MR. DEMPSEY.Copy !req
197. - OH, PLEASE, IT'S TODD.Copy !req
198. THIS IS CHARLIE AND TONYA.Copy !req
199. - HEY, I RUN A CALL CENTER
FOR ALL-AMERICAN HUNTER.Copy !req
200. - I RUN KOALA AIR.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
201. WELL, I'M GONNA
GO OVER THE CATALOGCopy !req
202. BEFORE WORK STARTS.
OKAY, SO, UH...Copy !req
203. TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS.Copy !req
204. - OH!
- SEE YOU, GUYS.Copy !req
205. - KID JUST DROPPED
A DUNKIN' DONUTS REFERENCECopy !req
206. ON OUR ASS—
IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
207. - YESTERDAY,
HE DID A SLINKY ONE.Copy !req
208. I'M TELLING YOU, IF HE WOULD
HAVE ASKED, "WHERE'S THE BEEF?"Copy !req
209. I WOULD HAVE SHOWN IT TO HIM.Copy !req
210. I BELIEVE THAT.Copy !req
211. - THE MOOD RINGS ARE FUN,Copy !req
212. BUT I HAVE NEVER HEARD
A KID COMPLAINCopy !req
213. THAT THERE'S
TOO MUCH SILLY STRINGCopy !req
214. AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY.Copy !req
215. GREAT. OH, I THINK
TWO CASES WILL DO IT.Copy !req
216. - HOW COULD YOU HIRE SOMEONE
WITHOUT CONSULTING ME?Copy !req
217. - RAJIV, HE'S ALREADY
SELLING ADD-ONS.Copy !req
218. I MEAN, IF HE KEEPS IT UP
LIKE THIS,Copy !req
219. SOMEDAY HE COULD BE
MANAGER.Copy !req
220. YOU DID NOT JUST USE
THE "M" WORD!Copy !req
221. - VERY SMOOTH ON THE UP-SELL.Copy !req
222. - WELL,
I'M A SMOOTH OPERATOR.Copy !req
223. YOU KNOW, LIKE THE SONG?Copy !req
224. - OH...Copy !req
225. OF COURSE, THE SONG.Copy !req
226. WHO COULD FORGET?
I LOVE THAT SONG.Copy !req
227. - I-IF THERE'S ANYTHING
THAT YOU NEED,Copy !req
228. I'LL BE HERE FOR YOU.Copy !req
229. AND I WOULD HOPE THAT
IF THERE WAS ANYTHINGCopy !req
230. THAT I NEEDED, YOU WOULD—Copy !req
231. - OH, YEAH, YEAH, MAN.
I'D BE THERE FOR YOU.Copy !req
232. - OH, THANKS, BUDDY.Copy !req
233. REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID
YOU'D BE THERE FOR ME?Copy !req
234. I NEED 20,000 RUPEES.Copy !req
235. - NO.Copy !req
236. - MID AMERICA NOVELTIES—
- NO, NOT YOU.Copy !req
237. - MID AMERICA NOVELTIES.Copy !req
238. HOW MAY I PUT A SMILE
ON YOUR DAY?Copy !req
239. - THIS IS NOT HOW
WE ANSWER THE PHONE.Copy !req
240. STICK TO THE SCRIPT,
YOU IMBECILE!Copy !req
241. - HELLO, MID AMERICA NOVELTIES.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
242. HELLO, I'M AN AVERAGE AMERICAN—Copy !req
243. TALL, BLOND, EXCEPTIONAL
IN ALMOST EVERY WAY,Copy !req
244. EXCEPT FOR MY KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
AND THE BASIC SCIENCES.Copy !req
245. I RUN AN ORPHANAGE,Copy !req
246. AND THE KIDS LOVE
YOUR DINOSAUR TOYS.Copy !req
247. COULD YOU FIND IT
IN YOUR HEARTCopy !req
248. TO DONATE TWO OR THREE BOXES
OF THEM?Copy !req
249. - OH, SIR,
I CAN'T GIVE PRODUCT AWAY.Copy !req
250. - NOT EVEN FOR ORPHANS
WHO LACK PARENTSCopy !req
251. AND BASIC SKILLS
IN MATHEMATICS?Copy !req
252. - YOU KNOW,
I REALLY SHOULDN'T DO THIS,Copy !req
253. BUT LET ME CONFERENCE IN
MY SUPERVISOR RAJIV.Copy !req
254. MAYBE HE CAN HELP YOU.Copy !req
255. HELLO, THIS IS RAJIV.Copy !req
256. YEAH, THIS IS BILL.Copy !req
257. BILL, HOW MAY I HELP YOU TODAY?Copy !req
258. I RUN AN ORPHANAGECopy !req
259. FOR MATHEMATICALLY
CHALLENGED KIDS,Copy !req
260. AND I WAS HOPING YOUR COMPANY
COULD DONATE SOME TOYS.Copy !req
261. SIR, THIS IS
A BUSINESS, NOT A CHARITY.Copy !req
262. BUT THE KIDS—Copy !req
263. PLEASE LET ME FINISH.Copy !req
264. IF WE DONATED EVERY TIME
SOMEBODY CALLED,Copy !req
265. WE WOULD BE IN BIG—
UH, GOT TO GO, BILL.Copy !req
266. BYE, RAJIV. HELLO, TOD—Copy !req
267. HELLO, TODD.Copy !req
268. - OH, NO.Copy !req
269. - WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- I CAN'T FIND MY WALLET.Copy !req
270. I HAD IT THIS MORNING.Copy !req
271. HAS ANYONE SEEN IT?Copy !req
272. NO?
- NO.Copy !req
273. WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?Copy !req
274. - OH, NO.Copy !req
275. - THE GOOSE THAT LAID
THE GOLDEN EGGCopy !req
276. HAS LAID A DIFFERENT EGG
ALL OVER YOUR FACE.Copy !req
277. - NO, KAMIK CAN'T BE GONE.Copy !req
278. HOW AM I GONNA REPLACE HIM?Copy !req
279. - I KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS READY
TO JUMP RIGHT IN.Copy !req
280. - NANI, YOU'RE ON.Copy !req
281. NANI!Copy !req
282. YOU GOT THE JOB.Copy !req
283. - HEY.
READY FOR LUNCH?Copy !req
284. - OH.
ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOMETHINGCopy !req
285. I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.Copy !req
286. - KOALA AIRLINES.Copy !req
287. COME EXPERIENCE
THE WONDER DOWN UNDER.Copy !req
288. - SON OF A BITCH.Copy !req
289. YOU STOLE MY MAN!Copy !req
290. - IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
IT'S JUST BUSINESS.Copy !req
291. EVERYONE POACHES WORKERS.Copy !req
292. - NO, THIS IS PERSONAL.
KAMIK WAS MY FIND,Copy !req
293. AND YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME.Copy !req
294. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
295. AS PUNISHMENT,
I AM WITHHOLDING SEX.Copy !req
296. NO, YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
297. - NO, I KNOW I WON'T.Copy !req
298. BUT I WON'T TRY AS HAR—
NO. YEAH, I WILL.Copy !req
299. - SO YOU LOST A WORKER.
IT'S PART OF THE GAME.Copy !req
300. CALL CENTERS STEAL EACH OTHER'S
BEST WORKERS ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
301. - YEAH, BUT I INTRODUCED HER
TO KAMIK.Copy !req
302. SO SHE GOT THE BETTER
OF ME.Copy !req
303. - SHE DID.Copy !req
304. SHE UPSET THE BALANCE OF POWER
IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
305. I KNOW HOW YOU GET EVEN—
BREAK UP WITH HER.Copy !req
306. THEN, IN A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS,
I'LL SLEEP WITH HER,Copy !req
307. AND SHE'LL WAKE UP
IN A WORLD OF REGRET.Copy !req
308. I WOULD DO THAT FOR YOU.Copy !req
309. - THAT IS JUST VERY SWEET.Copy !req
310. BUT THE ONLY WAY
TO GET EVEN WITH TONYACopy !req
311. IS TO STEAL KAMIK BACK.Copy !req
312. - OKAY, I WOULDN'T SAY
"ONLY WAY."Copy !req
313. I BELIEVE THERE WAS
ANOTHER OPTION ON THE TABLE.Copy !req
314. OOH...Copy !req
315. ON THE TABLE.Copy !req
316. YOU KNOW THEY DID IT
ON THE TABLE.Copy !req
317. I CAN SEE THAT SMILE ON YOUR—
YOU KNOW IT.Copy !req
318. OH, HEY, HEY.Copy !req
319. - THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
THERE'S NOTHING MISSING.Copy !req
320. - MANMEET, WHY DO YOU HAVE
A BUSINESS CARDCopy !req
321. THAT SAYS THAT YOU'RE
A MODEL SCOUT?Copy !req
322. - OH, MY COUSIN PRINTS
A MAGAZINE,Copy !req
323. AND THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING
FOR WOMEN FOR THE COVER.Copy !req
324. - OH.Copy !req
325. - ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY
I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS.Copy !req
326. BUT YOU'D BE PERFECT.Copy !req
327. - REALLY?Copy !req
328. - AND THAT'S WHY
I HAVE THE CARD.Copy !req
329. - OKAY, BUT WHY WOULD GUPTA TAKE
AND RETURN YOUR WALLET?Copy !req
330. - OH...Copy !req
331. I'M ABOUT TO FIND OUT.Copy !req
332. DID GUPTA JUST GET
IN THAT RICKSHAW?Copy !req
333. - HE'S NOT DRIVING, IS HE?Copy !req
334. - AAH!Copy !req
335. - YEP, THAT'S GUPTA.Copy !req
336. - NO, NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
LET'S KEEP GOING.Copy !req
337. - YOU IDIOT!
- SHUT UP!Copy !req
338. - LEARN HOW TO DRIVE.
- I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!Copy !req
339. - GET OUT OF HERE!
- I AM GETTING OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
340. HERE WE GO.
HAND ME THE GLASS CUTTERS.Copy !req
341. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
342. I GOT THE KEY CARD
TO TONYA'S OFFICECopy !req
343. FROM THE JANITOR.
- YEP.Copy !req
344. COME ON,
I NEVER GET TO USE THESE.Copy !req
345. HANG ON.Copy !req
346. IF I DUST SOME POWDER
ON THE KEYBOARDCopy !req
347. AND WE TAKE A LOOK AT IT
UNDER A BLACK LIGHT,Copy !req
348. WE CAN SEE WHICH KEYS
SHE USES MOST...Copy !req
349. FIGURE OUT HER PASSWORD.Copy !req
350. IT APPEARS SHE'S BEEN USING
ALL THE KEYS.Copy !req
351. LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
352. SOMEONE CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF THAT SPACE BAR.Copy !req
353. - WILL YOU STOP
WITH ALL THE SPY GADGETS?Copy !req
354. MOVE. MOVE.
- ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
355. - WHAT—Copy !req
356. - SORRY, IT'S—
IT'S A CHEAP DESK.Copy !req
357. BINGO!Copy !req
358. - WHAT?Copy !req
359. - DO YOU REALIZE
HOW COOL THIS IS?Copy !req
360. WE BROKE IN HERE.
I'M WEARING ALL BLACK.Copy !req
361. I FOUND HER SECRET FILE,
AND I GOT TO SAY, "BINGO!"Copy !req
362. YOU GOT TO SEE
HOW THIS FEELS.Copy !req
363. I'LL HIDE IT,
AND YOU CAN FIND IT.Copy !req
364. - NO, CHARLIE,
WHAT DID YOU FIND?Copy !req
365. - IT'LL FEEL BETTER
IF YOU EARN IT.Copy !req
366. IT'S HER PAYROLL FILE.Copy !req
367. - BINGO!
- I KNOW, RIGHT?Copy !req
368. IT FEELS GREAT, DOESN'T IT?
- ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
369. KAMIK, KAMIK, KAMIK...Copy !req
370. OH, OH, HERE WE GO.Copy !req
371. OH, MAN,
SHE'S PAYING HIMCopy !req
372. ALMOST TWICE AS MUCH
AS I WAS.Copy !req
373. I CAN'T MATCH THIS.Copy !req
374. - SECURITY!
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!Copy !req
375. MAYDAY! AAH!Copy !req
376. OH.Copy !req
377. I CAN'T FEEL MY NADS.Copy !req
378. - COULD YOU BEFORE?Copy !req
379. - AS OFTEN AS I COULD.Copy !req
380. - GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
381. NO.Copy !req
382. DEMPSEY.Copy !req
383. KAMIK DIDN'T SHOW UP TODAY.Copy !req
384. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
385. - NOTHING PERSONAL, TONYA,
JUST BUSINESS.Copy !req
386. - WHAT DID YOU OFFER HIM?Copy !req
387. - A LOT MORE MONEY
AND BETTER BENEFITS.Copy !req
388. - YOU COULD NEVER MATCH
WHAT I WAS PAYING HIM.Copy !req
389. - I KNOW. THAT'S WHY
I SLIPPED HIS RESUMECopy !req
390. TO THE BIG BOYS.Copy !req
391. IF I CAN'T HAVE KAMIK,
NO ONE CAN.Copy !req
392. - BUT THEY HAVE HIM.Copy !req
393. - BY "NO ONE,"
I MEANT YOU.Copy !req
394. - WELL, I NEED TO FIND MYSELF
ANOTHER WORKER.Copy !req
395. - SO DO I.Copy !req
396. LET THE BEST MAN WIN.Copy !req
397. - NANI, THERE'S
AN OPENING AGAIN.Copy !req
398. - UH, UH, HELLO.
I AM MANMEET.Copy !req
399. LET ME JUST HIT
THE OLD MANMETER,Copy !req
400. AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.Copy !req
401. - YOU USED MY LICENSE.Copy !req
402. THAT'S WHY YOU STOLE
MY WALLET.Copy !req
403. - I HAD TO.Copy !req
404. I DON'T HAVE
A DRIVER'S LICENSE,Copy !req
405. AND I NEED THE MONEY.Copy !req
406. - WHY?
GUPTA, WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
407. - WHEN I MOVED
INTO MY OWN APARTMENT,Copy !req
408. THERE WERE ALL THESE EXPENSES
NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT—Copy !req
409. RENT, A BED, A SHEET,
A SMALLER SHEET FOR MY PILLOW.Copy !req
410. - GUPTA, HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING
TO HAVE TO DRIVE THIS RICKSHAWCopy !req
411. TO PAY YOUR BILLS?Copy !req
412. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
413. BUT THE METER IS RUNNING,Copy !req
414. SO IF WE JUST SIT HERE
FOR ABOUT A MONTH,Copy !req
415. I'LL BE OKAY.Copy !req
416. - THIS IS A REALLY GOOD THING
THAT YOU'RE DOING, TODD.Copy !req
417. - WELL, IT'S ONLY
FOR A FEW WEEKS,Copy !req
418. UNTIL I CAN FIND
A NEW WORKER.Copy !req
419. - [laughing, phony voice]
YES, DARLING,Copy !req
420. I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL
BACHELORETTE PARTY TOO.Copy !req
421. THANK YOU FOR
CALLING MID AMERICA NOVELTIES.Copy !req
422. THIS IS GUPTA, HOW CAN I—Copy !req
423. PLEASE HOLD.Copy !req
424. THANK YOU FOR
CALLING MID AMERICA NOVELTIES.Copy !req
425. THIS IS ALOK.Copy !req
426. - GUPTA, YOU DON'T NEED THE HAT
OR THE GLASSES.Copy !req
427. PLEASE HOLD.Copy !req
428. IF YOU WANT TO...
TALK TO ALOK...Copy !req
429. YOU HAVE TO...
TALK TO HIM BY NAME.Copy !req
430. - GUPTA...Copy !req
431. - GUPTA...Copy !req
432. ALOK.Copy !req
433. - YES?
HAVE WE MET?Copy !req