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Matt Walsh as Jerry Stern • Sathya Jesudasson as Santosh • Sharon Muthu as Vera • Neil Patil as Offended All American Worker • Fahim Fazli as Inmate

Todd's boss, Jerry, visits India with his mind set on partying. But while babysitting a drunk Jerry, Todd ends up in trouble with Tonya. Elsewhere, Charlie asks Gupta to teach him about Indian culture after he's deemed culturally insensitive by human resources.

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1. - GOOD MORNING. - GOOD MORNING.

2. - I'M GONNA TAKE THAT AS A YES.

3. - MM-HMM. - MM.

4. - SANTOSH.

5. - ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE SANTOSH,

6. THE INDIAN SERVANT GIRL.

7. - NO, BEHIND YOU.

8. - OH.

9. YOU GOTTA STOP COMING IN WITHOUT KNOCKING.

10. - SO... I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE

11. TO COME AROUND FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF NIGHTS.

12. - OH, YEAH, YOUR MOM'S IN TOWN, RIGHT?

13. - USUALLY I DON'T INTRODUCE HER

14. TO THE MEN THAT I'M DATING, BUT...

15. - MEET THE MOM. - SHE'LL LIKE YOU.

16. YOU'RE THE FIRST NICE GUY THAT I'VE DATED.

17. - HEY, JERRY.

18. - TODD-O, HEY, JUST A HYPOTHETICAL—

19. IF I EVER CAME TO INDIA, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU

20. TO GET YOUR OFFICE PRESENTABLE?

21. - UH, WHENEVER YOU WANNA COME, WE'LL BE READY.

22. - GREAT. I'LL BE THERE IN ABOUT AN HOUR.

23. JERRY, WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME, MAN?

24. YOU'RE NOT IN INDIA.

25. - THEN, OH, WHO'S THIS GUY?

26. THE GHOST OF GAY PRIDE PARADES PAST?

27. - OH, MY GOD, HE'S REALLY HERE.

28. - THERE ARE WOMEN IN AMERICA WHO WOULD KILL FOR THAT FIGURE.

29. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH, PLEASE. GOOD-BYE.

30. - HEY, DEMPSY.

31. THERE YOU ARE.

32. I NEED YOUR HELP. - WHAT'S THE MATTER?

33. - ONE OF MY WORKERS JUST FILED A COMPLAINT,

34. SAID I'M INSENSITIVE TO INDIAN CULTURE.

35. - OH, BOY, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.

36. WHAT'D YOU DO?

37. - UH... OH, THAT'S THE SPOT.

38. AH, YEAH. OOH.

39. HEY.

40. OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH.

41. - YOU USED ONE OF THEIR GODS AS A BACKSCRATCHER?

42. - WELL, FOR STARTERS.

43. - YO.

44. - YOU BROKE OFF ONE OF HIS ARMS?

45. - IF ONLY.

46. - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? - I DON'T KNOW.

47. ELEPHANT MAN JUST DIDN'T LOOK RIGHT WITH FIVE ARMS.

48. - NO, THAT'S GANESH, THE REMOVER OF OBSTACLES.

49. - SEE, THAT'S THE KIND OF OBSCURE CRAP

50. YOU'VE GOTTA TEACH ME.

51. I GOT A CONFERENCE CALL WITH H.R. TOMORROW

52. AND I GOTTA DEFEND MYSELF. AND GET THIS—

53. THE H.R. LADY BACK IN THE STATES IS INDIAN.

54. - OH, CHARLIE, I CAN'T HELP YOU NOW.

55. I MEAN, MY BOSS IS DROPPING IN ON A SURPRISE VISIT.

56. I GOTTA GET THE WORKERS READY.

57. I MEAN, CAN'T YOU JUST APOLOGIZE

58. AND SAY YOU DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A STATUE OF A GOD?

59. - YEAH, I CAN'T USE THAT ONE AGAIN.

60. MY FIRST MONTH HERE, I MADE THE MISTAKE

61. OF LOCKING MY BIKE TO A STATUE OF A DUDE WITH THREE HEADS.

62. - WHICH GOD IS THAT? - I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME,

63. BUT YOU'D THINK ONE OF HIS SIX EYES WOULD'VE SEEN

64. THAT DAMN KID RIPPING OFF MY BIKE.

65. AH. OOH.

66. WHAT?

67. NO? - NO.

68. WHEN JERRY GETS HERE, IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

69. TO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION, OKAY?

70. SO JUST BE YOURSELVES.

71. - YOU HEARD THE MAN. ACT NATURAL, BE YOURSELVES.

72. - YES.

73. AND YOURSELF IS NOT THE MANAGER,

74. SO I WILL... HOLD ON TO THIS.

75. - TODD, WHY WOULD JERRY BE COMING HERE?

76. - ALL RIGHT, I DON'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU GUYS,

77. BUT THE LAST TIME JERRY DROPPED BY AN OFFICE UNANNOUNCED,

78. THE WHOLE OPERATION WAS OUTSOURCED TO INDIA.

79. - WHERE? MY COUSIN NEEDS A JOB.

80. - NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS CALL CENTER.

81. - IS THERE AN OPENING?

82. - YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T WE DO A TRIAL RUN?

83. ALL RIGHT?

84. I'LL BE JERRY.

85. HELLO, YOUNG LADY.

86. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

87. - TOUCHING FEET IS A SIGN OF GREAT RESPECT.

88. - MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE HIM A HANDSHAKE?

89. - YOU WANT ME TO TAKE HIS HAND?

90. - MM-HMM. - WELL, WHILE I'M AT IT,

91. WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE HIM A LAP DANCE?

92. - HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A LAP DANCE IS?

93. - THE HOME STRIPPER KIT

94. WAS VERY POPULAR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.