1. - SIR, I'M SORRY FOR
THE HORRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
2. I CAN GIVE YOU
A FULL REFUND.Copy !req
3. - YES, THAT IS WHY
THE GHOST COSTUMESCopy !req
4. HAVE TO BE RECALLED.Copy !req
5. - OH, I'M SO SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
6. THERE WAS A MISTAKE
AT THE FACTORY.Copy !req
7. THE HEAD
OF THE GHOST COSTUMECopy !req
8. IS SUPPOSED TO BE ROUNDED.Copy !req
9. - I DON'T KNOW WHY
WE HAVE TO RECALL THESE.Copy !req
10. THEY LOOK FINE TO ME.Copy !req
11. - PLEASE TAKE THAT OFF.Copy !req
12. - WHAT IS DEFECTIVE
ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
13. IT'S STILL PERFECTLY SCARY.Copy !req
14. - IN A VERY DIFFERENT WAY
THAN WE INTENDED.Copy !req
15. - TODD, TODD!Copy !req
16. I MAY HAVE A BUYER
FOR THE GHOST COSTUMES.Copy !req
17. I'M ON THE LINE
WITH A MANCopy !req
18. WHO CLAIMS TO BE
AN EXALTED WIZARD.Copy !req
19. HE'S WILLING TO ORDER
50 OF THEM.Copy !req
20. HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW,
ARE THEY FLAME RETARDANT?Copy !req
21. - NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.Copy !req
22. - WAIT.Copy !req
23. TELL HIM THEY ARE,
AND TAKE THE ORDER.Copy !req
24. HEH.Copy !req
25. - HELLO, MR. WIZARD?Copy !req
26. YOU ARE IN LUCK.Copy !req
27. - I MUST HAVE RECALLED
A THOUSANDCopy !req
28. OF THOSE STUPID COSTUMES.Copy !req
29. PEOPLE ARE EXHAUSTED.Copy !req
30. - YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL
NOT TO BURN THEM OUT.Copy !req
31. THE KEY IS
TO FILTER IN NEW PEOPLECopy !req
32. ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
33. - HMM.
- KINDA LIKE A MARRIAGE.Copy !req
34. YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT
TO SHUFFLE UP YOUR TEAM,Copy !req
35. I'M OPEN TO TRADES.Copy !req
36. I WILL GIVE YOU...Copy !req
37. LET'S SEE, COMB-OVER
AND DUMBLEDORECopy !req
38. FOR THAT QUIET CHICK
YOU GOT.Copy !req
39. - YOU MAKE CARDS
OF ALL YOUR WORKERS?Copy !req
40. - I THOUGHT OF MAKING THEM
WEAR SIGNS,Copy !req
41. BUT THAT FELT DEGRADING.Copy !req
42. GUY IN MY POSITION
FORCED TO MAKE SIGNS.Copy !req
43. - HUH.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
44. EVERY COUPLE OF MONTHS,
I TAKE MY WORKERS OUT BOWLING.Copy !req
45. IT'S REALLY GOOD
FOR MORALE.Copy !req
46. - YEAH, THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
47. GET OUT OF THE OFFICE,Copy !req
48. HAVE A LITTLE FUN TOGETHER.Copy !req
49. DURING MANAGEMENT TRAINING,
THEY TOOK USCopy !req
50. TO LAKE OF THE OZARKS
FOR THIS TEAM-BUILDING RETREAT.Copy !req
51. YOU KNOW, WE SWAM,
WE DRANK.Copy !req
52. GOT INTO THIS
TRUTH OR DARE GAMECopy !req
53. THAT RUINED TWO MARRIAGES.Copy !req
54. - MY PLATOON DID
SOME TEAM BUILDINGCopy !req
55. BACK IN THE ARMY
WITH THIS GUY TERRY.Copy !req
56. WE'D HIDE HIS CLOTHES,Copy !req
57. BLAST MUSIC AT HIM
ALL NIGHT LONG,Copy !req
58. CHASE HIM AROUND
WITH A FIRE HOSE.Copy !req
59. - UM, DID THAT MAKE TERRY FEEL
LIKE PART OF THE TEAM?Copy !req
60. - NO, TERRY'S SHORT
FOR TERRORIST.Copy !req
61. IT'S BETTER
IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEIR NAMES.Copy !req
62. - I'M TRANSFERRING
A CALL TO YOU.Copy !req
63. - BUT I WAS JUST TAKING
ANOTHER—Copy !req
64. - BUT MY FIANCE'S
ON THE OTHER LINE.Copy !req
65. THANK YOU.Copy !req
66. - HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
67. I KNOW EVERYONE'S BEEN WORKING
REALLY HARD,Copy !req
68. SO I GOT A SURPRISE.Copy !req
69. WE'RE GOING
ON A RETREAT!Copy !req
70. - HUH?Copy !req
71. - YES!Copy !req
72. THIS PLACE IS A COUPLE HOURS
OUTSIDE MUMBAI.Copy !req
73. CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
74. THEY'VE GOT TREES
AND WATERFALLSCopy !req
75. AND STREAMS.Copy !req
76. - WILL WE BE FORWARDING CALLS?Copy !req
77. - TO WHERE, PINKY?Copy !req
78. - THE WOODS.Copy !req
79. - NO.Copy !req
80. NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO
ANY WORK.Copy !req
81. THAT IS THE BEAUTY
OF A RETREAT.Copy !req
82. IT'S A BOONDOGGLE.Copy !req
83. - WHAT IS A BOONDOGGLE?Copy !req
84. - WELL, IT'S LIKE GOING
THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF WORK,Copy !req
85. BUT REALLY,
YOU'RE JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME.Copy !req
86. IT'S LIKE FAKE WORKING.Copy !req
87. - HERE WE CALL IT
"PULLING A TODD".Copy !req
88. - SO WE—Copy !req
89. SO WE'RE GONNA DOCopy !req
90. A FEW TEAM-BUILDING
EXERCISESCopy !req
91. TO JUSTIFY THE TRIP,Copy !req
92. AND THEN IT'S JUST GONNA BE
AN ENTIRE DAY OF FUN.Copy !req
93. - THIS RIVER LOOKS
SO BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
94. - I WISH I COULD BRING
MY LAUNDRY.Copy !req
95. - OH, YEAH.
THERE'S HORSEBACK RIDING.Copy !req
96. - OH, YEAH.Copy !req
97. WE'RE GONNA RIDE
TO THE TOP OF THIS HILL,Copy !req
98. WHERE THERE'S
AN AMAZING VIEW.Copy !req
99. AND THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A PICNIC.Copy !req
100. - I WILL BE
IN MY ELEMENT.Copy !req
101. I COME FROM A LONG LINE
OF HORSEMEN.Copy !req
102. - I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU RODE HORSES, GUPTA.Copy !req
103. - OH, NO, I SAID HORSEMEN,
NOT HORSE RIDERS.Copy !req
104. UH, WE DRAIN THE PAILS,
CLEAN THE HOOVES,Copy !req
105. MASTURBATE THEM
FOR BREEDING.Copy !req
106. - OH, GOD.Copy !req
107. OKAY, UH,
JUST TO BE CLEAR,Copy !req
108. WE'RE ONLY GONNA BE RIDING
THE HORSES.Copy !req
109. I DON'T WANT TO RUIN
OUR PICNIC.Copy !req
110. - WHEN THEY WHINNY,Copy !req
111. YOU KNOW YOU'VE DONE
A GOOD JOB.Copy !req
112. - HEY!
- OH, HEY!Copy !req
113. - OH, MANMEET,
LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
114. YOU GOT YOUR FISHING POLE.Copy !req
115. - OH, I'M REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS, MAN.Copy !req
116. THE ONLY TIME
I GET TO USE ITCopy !req
117. IS DURING THE MONSOONS.Copy !req
118. LAST YEAR,
I CAUGHT A CATFISH.Copy !req
119. IT MAY HAVE BEEN A CAT.Copy !req
120. IT WAS QUITE BLOATEDCopy !req
121. BY THE TIME
I PULLED IT OUT.Copy !req
122. - WELL, WHEN I WAS A KID,Copy !req
123. WE USED TO GO
ON FISHING TRIPS.Copy !req
124. - TRAIN!Copy !req
125. - MY FISHING ROD!Copy !req
126. - LET'S GO SQUEEZE.Copy !req
127. - YOU HAVE TO FIGHT!Copy !req
128. - I'M COMING, GUYS.
COMING.Copy !req
129. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
130. - BYE!
- RUN, RUN!Copy !req
131. - PUSH HER!Copy !req
132. SHE WILL RESPECT YOU
FOR IT!Copy !req
133. AGH.Copy !req
134. MID AMERICA WORKERS,Copy !req
135. OUR FEARLESS LEADER
IS TOO TIMIDCopy !req
136. TO BOARD THE TRAIN.Copy !req
137. EVERYONE OFF!Copy !req
138. - THAT WAS INSANE!
WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME?Copy !req
139. - WARNING, TODD.Copy !req
140. THIS IS NOT THE SKY TRAIN
AT YOUR DISNEYTOWN.Copy !req
141. THIS IS AN INDIAN TRAIN.Copy !req
142. GETTING ON
IS JUST THE HALF OF IT.Copy !req
143. THERE ARE PICKPOCKETS
AND GROPERSCopy !req
144. AND GROPERS-IN-TRAINING
BEING SHOWN THE ROPESCopy !req
145. BY MORE SEASONED GROPERS.Copy !req
146. - WHAT'S THAT NOISE?Copy !req
147. - OH, NO.Copy !req
148. - MANMEET,
YOU GOTTA LET THAT GO.Copy !req
149. - NO, I BORROWED IT
FROM MY FATHERCopy !req
150. WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION.Copy !req
151. DOES ANYONE HAVE A KNIFE?Copy !req
152. - I DON'T HAVE A KNIFE.
- GIVE ME A KNIFE!Copy !req
153. - I DON'T HAVE A KNIFE.Copy !req
154. - AGH.
- AAA!Copy !req
155. I GUESS YOU COULDN'T CATCH
THE TRAIN.Copy !req
156. - GO, GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
157. EVERYONE OFF.Copy !req
158. - TODD, THIS IS THE LAST ONE.Copy !req
159. IF YOU DON'T GET ON,
WE'RE SCREWED.Copy !req
160. - I KNOW.Copy !req
161. - TODD, YOU HAVE TO REALLY PUSH
THIS TIME, OKAY?Copy !req
162. - FOLLOW ME, TODD.Copy !req
163. I CARRY A SHARP PIN.Copy !req
164. - I GET CLOSE TO PEOPLECopy !req
165. AND MAKE
A FEARSOME BIRD SOUND.Copy !req
166. - I DON'T SEE HOW THAT WOULD—Copy !req
167. - OKAY, GUYS.
I GOT THIS.Copy !req
168. I CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
169. COMING THROUGH,
COMING THROUGH!Copy !req
170. 'SCUSE ME, 'SCUSE ME!Copy !req
171. - COMING THROUGH,
COMING THROUGH!Copy !req
172. COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
173. COMING THROUGH,
COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
174. 'SCUSE ME.Copy !req
175. BOOM!
HA, YES!Copy !req
176. THAT IS HOW YOU BOARD
A TRAIN.Copy !req
177. - TODD.Copy !req
178. - OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
179. I'M SO SORRY.
ARE—ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
180. I WAS TOLD
PEOPLE WOULD RESPECT MECopy !req
181. FOR PUSHING.Copy !req
182. - I DO.Copy !req
183. WE BOTH DO.Copy !req
184. - HI, CHARLIE.Copy !req
185. - HI.Copy !req
186. - HMM.Copy !req
187. - IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND,Copy !req
188. HE'S ON HIS RETREAT.Copy !req
189. - RIGHT, THAT'S TODAY.Copy !req
190. - IT'S COOL.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT WITH ME.Copy !req
191. - WHA—NO.Copy !req
192. DON'T BE SILLY.Copy !req
193. WE'VE GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING
IN COMMONCopy !req
194. OTHER THAN TODD.Copy !req
195. - WHAT ARE YOU AND TODD DOING
THIS WEEKEND?Copy !req
196. - OH, WE'LL PROBABLY
GRAB SOME DINNERCopy !req
197. AND THEN...Copy !req
198. DO SOME STUFF
THAT WOULD BE WEIRDCopy !req
199. TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.Copy !req
200. WHAT ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
201. GOT A HOT DATE
FOR THE WEEKEND?Copy !req
202. - NO, I HAVEN'T BEEN
ON A DATECopy !req
203. SINCE I GOT TO INDIA.Copy !req
204. - REALLY?Copy !req
205. - I'M ON KIND OF A COLD STREAK.Copy !req
206. LAST TIME I GOT
ANY ACTIONCopy !req
207. WAS WHEN I SPILLED ICE CREAM
ON MY PANTSCopy !req
208. AND A STREET DOG
JUST WENT AT IT.Copy !req
209. I'M ASHAMED TO TELL YOU,Copy !req
210. I DIDN'T PUT UP MUCH
OF A FIGHT.Copy !req
211. - YOU KNOW,
MAYBE IF YOU WATCHEDCopy !req
212. WHAT YOU SAID
A LITTLE MORE,Copy !req
213. YOU'D HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
WITH THE LADIES.Copy !req
214. YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT A LOT GOING
FOR YOU, CHARLIE.Copy !req
215. - I DO?
- YEAH.Copy !req
216. YOU GOT THAT DEEP,
SEXY VOICE.Copy !req
217. - IS THAT SO?Copy !req
218. WELCOME TO MY BEDROOM.Copy !req
219. - SEE, NOW, THAT'S SEXY.Copy !req
220. - I STOLE THESE SHEETS
FROM A FIVE-STAR HOTEL.Copy !req
221. - STILL KINDA SEXY.Copy !req
222. - GOOD LUCK TRYING
TO UNTIE THIS KNOT.Copy !req
223. - YOU WENT TO CREEPY.Copy !req
224. - REALLY?
SUCH A FINE LINE.Copy !req
225. - MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU
FIND SOMEONE.Copy !req
226. YOU KNOW,
I COULD GIVE YOUCopy !req
227. A COUPLE OF POINTERS.Copy !req
228. DID YOU JUST SNEAK A PEEK
AT MY CHEST?Copy !req
229. - YOU SAID POINTERS.Copy !req
230. - WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK
TO DO, DON'T WE?Copy !req
231. - I DID IT AGAIN.Copy !req
232. OH, I DID IT AGAIN.Copy !req
233. I'M NOT GONNA—
OH, I DID IT AGAIN.Copy !req
234. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
WE MAY HAVE LOST SOME TIME.Copy !req
235. MIGHT HAVE TO SKIP
THE HIKE.Copy !req
236. BUT, YOU KNOW,
WE'VE STILL GOTCopy !req
237. THE HORSEBACK RIDE
AND THE PICNIC.Copy !req
238. I CAN ALMOST SMELL
THAT FRESH AIR.Copy !req
239. UGH.Copy !req
240. - WAIT, WHAT'D HE JUST SAY?Copy !req
241. - THE TRAIN BROKE DOWN.Copy !req
242. - OH.
- OY.Copy !req
243. - OH, LOOKS LIKE THAT GUY'S
GETTING RIGHT ON IT.Copy !req
244. - ACTUALLY,
I THINK HE JUST STOLECopy !req
245. THE TOOL BOX.Copy !req
246. - HUH.Copy !req
247. - ALL RIGHT, SHOULDN'T
THEY BE TELLING US WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
248. IS THE ENGINE STOPPEDCopy !req
249. BECAUSE ONE OF THE PEOPLE
ON THE ROOF FELL OFF?Copy !req
250. - ARE YOU CRAZY?
STOP THE ENTIRE TRAINCopy !req
251. BECAUSE A FREELOADER LOST
HIS GRIP ON A CURVE?Copy !req
252. - WAIT, THERE AREN'T ANY STRAPS
UP THERE OR ANYTHING?Copy !req
253. - YES, YES, STRAPS
AND A WAITER AND POPCORN.Copy !req
254. - OKAY, YEAH.
- AND ON WEDNESDAYS,Copy !req
255. THEY HAVE A CONTINUING
EDUCATION CLASSCopy !req
256. ON FRENCH COOKING.Copy !req
257. - MAY I SEE A BROCHURE, PLEASE?Copy !req
258. - YES, YOU CAN.Copy !req
259. SEE, I'M GLAD YOU GUYS AREN'T
LOSING YOUR ENTHUSIASM.Copy !req
260. - THANK YOU.
- HMM.Copy !req
261. - YOU KNOW WHAT—IF WE GOT
SOME OF THESE EXERCISESCopy !req
262. OUT OF THE WAY NOW,
WE'D HAVE MORE FREE TIME.Copy !req
263. UH, OKAY, GUYS.
STAND UP, STAND UP.Copy !req
264. - AAH!Copy !req
265. - TRUST FALLS
MIGHT BE IN POOR TASTECopy !req
266. IN LIGHT OF
THE ROOF PASSENGERS.Copy !req
267. OH! OH!
HUMAN KNOT.Copy !req
268. ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY CIRCLE UP.Copy !req
269. CIRCLE UP, CIRCLE UP,
CIRCLE UP.Copy !req
270. OKAY.Copy !req
271. NOW REACH INTO THE CENTER
AND GRAB SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND.Copy !req
272. NOW TAKE YOUR OTHER HAND
AND GRAB ANOTHER PERSON'S HAND.Copy !req
273. NOW WE HAVE TO WORK
TOGETHER AS A TEAMCopy !req
274. TO UNTANGLE OURSELVESCopy !req
275. WITHOUT LETTING GO.Copy !req
276. READY?Copy !req
277. - WATCH YOUR FACE.
- OH, MY HAND.Copy !req
278. - SLOWLY, GUYS.
WE DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYBODY.Copy !req
279. - I'M NOT LETTING GO.Copy !req
280. - OW. OW. OW.Copy !req
281. - OKAY, CAREFULLY, GUYS.
CAREFULLY.Copy !req
282. - I GOTTA BE HONEST,
I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THEM.Copy !req
283. - YOU WANT TO ATTRACT A WOMAN,Copy !req
284. YOU NEED A PROPER HAIRCUT.Copy !req
285. PICK A STYLE.
- ALL RIGHT. NUMBER TEN.Copy !req
286. - OKAY, LET'S WORK
ON YOUR APPROACH.Copy !req
287. YOU MEET A WOMAN
YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH.Copy !req
288. WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
289. - I THINK
YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE.Copy !req
290. - NICE START.Copy !req
291. - HOW ABOUT I BUY YOU A PURSE
AND WE GO DO IT?Copy !req
292. - I RESPECT YOUR HONESTY,
BUT THAT'S TOO HONEST.Copy !req
293. HOW CAN I PUT THIS IN TERMS
THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
294. DATING IS LIKE HUNTING.Copy !req
295. - I'M LISTENING.Copy !req
296. - WELL, YOU WOULDN'T JUST
CHARGE INTO THE WOODSCopy !req
297. BLASTING YOUR GUN EVERYWHERE,
WOULD YOU?Copy !req
298. - NO, THE DEER
WOULD RUN AWAY.Copy !req
299. - EXACTLY.
IT TAKES PATIENCE.Copy !req
300. - AND DEER URINE.Copy !req
301. I COVER MYSELF WITH
DEER URINE TO PUT 'EM AT EASE.Copy !req
302. - OKAY.Copy !req
303. WELL, DINNER AND A MOVIECopy !req
304. IS THE DEER URINE
OF DATING.Copy !req
305. - YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND.Copy !req
306. - OH, MY LEG
IS FALLING ASLEEP!Copy !req
307. - UH-OH, I HAVE TO SNEEZE.Copy !req
308. NO.Copy !req
309. - CAN'T WE JUST
LET GO, TODD?Copy !req
310. - NO, TRUST ME.
IF WE DO THIS AS A TEAM,Copy !req
311. WE'RE GONNA FEEL A REAL
SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT.Copy !req
312. UH, RAJIV, GO UNDER
MADHURI'S ARM, OKAY?Copy !req
313. - NEVER! I AM MANAGEMENT.
SHE GOES UNDER ME.Copy !req
314. - BUT IF YOU DON'T
GO UNDER HER,Copy !req
315. WE WON'T BE ABLE
TO UNTANGLE OURSELVES.Copy !req
316. - THEN WE SHALL REMAIN THIS WAY
UNTIL THE END OF TIME.Copy !req
317. - OH, I REALLY
HAVE TO SNEEZE.Copy !req
318. - OKAY, COME ON, GUYS.
HANG IN THERE, HANG IN THERE.Copy !req
319. - MANMEET!
DISGUSTING!Copy !req
320. - OH, DID I OFFEND YOU,
HORSE HANDS?Copy !req
321. - THIS IS RIDICULOUS!Copy !req
322. - OH. OH!
OH, COME ON.Copy !req
323. WHO—WHO LET GO?Copy !req
324. - ASHA, OF COURSE.Copy !req
325. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"OF COURSE"?Copy !req
326. MADHURI, IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?Copy !req
327. - NO.Copy !req
328. - GUYS, I'M SENSING
SOME TENSION HERE.Copy !req
329. WHAT'S GOING ON?
TALK TO ME.Copy !req
330. - SIR, I DON'T THINK THIS IS—Copy !req
331. - NO, NOT NOW, NOT NOW.Copy !req
332. LET'S JUST GET IT
ALL OUT THERE.Copy !req
333. ANYTHING ON YOUR MIND.
OUT WITH IT.Copy !req
334. - YOU BRING FISH CURRY
FROM HOME,Copy !req
335. THEN FORGET IT
IN THE FRIDGE,Copy !req
336. AND IT STINKS UP
THE WHOLE OFFICE.Copy !req
337. - MAYBE MADHURI
SHOULD PUT UPCopy !req
338. ONE OF HER SIGNS ABOUT IT.Copy !req
339. "YOUR MOTHER
DOESN'T WORK HERE.Copy !req
340. "PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF.Copy !req
341. STOP TAKING DOWN MY SIGNS!"Copy !req
342. - AT LEAST
I DON'T TALK LOUDLYCopy !req
343. WHEN I MAKE A SALE,
SO EVERYBODY CAN HEAR IT.Copy !req
344. "WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
I'M GUPTA. I MADE A SALE."Copy !req
345. AT LEAST I MAKE SALES.Copy !req
346. - YEAH, AND SOMETIMES YOU EVEN
TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S SALESCopy !req
347. WHEN THEY PUT CUSTOMERS
ON HOLD.Copy !req
348. - OH, YOU MEAN, WHEN YOU
PUT CUSTOMERS ON HOLD,Copy !req
349. LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE TO TALK
TO YOUR "GIRLFRIENDS"?Copy !req
350. "DUDE, DEBBIE, MAN.
I LOVE YOU, MAN."Copy !req
351. TICKA-TICKA-TICKA—
- OKAY.Copy !req
352. LET'S NOT GET PERSONAL,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
353. - AJEET, YOU TAKE MY MAGAZINES
TO THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
354. - AND YOU CHEW
ON ALL THE PENS.Copy !req
355. - YOU MASTURBATE HORSES!Copy !req
356. - AND THEY'RE THE HAPPIEST
HORSES IN ALL OF INDIA!Copy !req
357. - GUYS, THIS IS GETTING
OUT OF HAND.Copy !req
358. LET'S JUST FOCUS
ON WORK ISSUES.Copy !req
359. - YEAH, COME ON.
LET'S NOT BE PETTY.Copy !req
360. - HOW'S THIS FOR NOT PETTY?Copy !req
361. EVER SINCE YOU GOT ENGAGED,Copy !req
362. YOU THINK YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT
THAN ALL OF US.Copy !req
363. - THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT?Copy !req
364. - ANY TIME
YOUR FIANCE CALLS,Copy !req
365. YOU DUMP YOUR WORK
ON SOMEONE ELSE.Copy !req
366. - YES, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE,
SO WE HAVE TO COVER FOR YOU.Copy !req
367. - HEY, HEY,
WHY DON'T WE MIX IT UPCopy !req
368. WITH A POSITIVE
COMMENT... HUH?Copy !req
369. - I'M POSITIVE YOU TAKE
LONGER BREAKS,Copy !req
370. SO WE HAVE TO COVER FOR YOU.Copy !req
371. - HE IS RIGHT.Copy !req
372. - WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE, ASHA?Copy !req
373. WE DO ALL YOUR WORK.Copy !req
374. - I DO NOT HAVE TO STAND HERE
AND TAKE THIS.Copy !req
375. - THEN STAND SOMEPLACE ELSE.
- WAIT.Copy !req
376. - HOW ABOUT THE TRAIN TRACKS?
- ASHA...Copy !req
377. - WELL DONE, SIR.Copy !req
378. NOW LET'S DO PINKY.Copy !req
379. MAYBE YOU CAN GET HER
TO JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW.Copy !req
380. GO.Copy !req
381. - YEAH, THEY WERE PRETTY HARSH
ON ASHA.Copy !req
382. I'M GONNA GO CHECK UP ON HER.Copy !req
383. - SIR, YOU CANNOT GO IN THERE.Copy !req
384. - PAPA?
- HUH?Copy !req
385. - TODD, YOU SHOULDN'T
BE IN HERE.Copy !req
386. - I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
387. - NO.
- EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
388. - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- LOOK, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
389. THEY HAVE A GOOD POINT.Copy !req
390. YOU CAN'T JUST BE THROWING
ALL YOUR WORK ON THE OTHERSCopy !req
391. JUST BECAUSE
YOU'VE BEEN DISTRACTEDCopy !req
392. BY THE WHOLE WEDDING THING.Copy !req
393. - LOOK, I KNOW EVERYONE
IS UPSET WITH ME,Copy !req
394. BUT THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO PLAN A WEDDING.Copy !req
395. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GET IT.Copy !req
396. I HAD TO ORGANIZE
MY BUDDY'S BACHELOR PARTY.Copy !req
397. IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.Copy !req
398. I MEAN, I WAITED
TILL THE LAST MINUTE,Copy !req
399. AND THE ONLY STRIPPER
THEY HAD AVAILABLECopy !req
400. WAS THIS LITTLE PERSON.Copy !req
401. IT WAS PRETTY COOL, THOUGH.Copy !req
402. SHE JUMPED OUT OF A CUPCAKE.Copy !req
403. - WHAT?Copy !req
404. - NO, SHE DIDN'T JUMP
OUT OF A CUPCAKE.Copy !req
405. SHE WASN'T THAT LITTLE.Copy !req
406. OH, GOD.Copy !req
407. I'M UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE.Copy !req
408. BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF ANYONE.Copy !req
409. I FEEL REALLY BAD
ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
410. - WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO TELL THEM THAT.Copy !req
411. WHOA! HEY.
WHAT DID I DO?Copy !req
412. WHAT—HEY—STOP.Copy !req
413. HEY!Copy !req
414. AH.Copy !req
415. - HOW DARE THEY KICK YOU OUT
OF THE LADIES' COMPARTMENT.Copy !req
416. I THOUGHT THEY WOULD HAVE SEEN
YOUR SOFT, FEMININE HANDSCopy !req
417. AND GIVEN YOU A PASS.Copy !req
418. - WELL, I HANDLED
THE ASHA SITUATION.Copy !req
419. I WANT TO GO TALK
TO THE REST OF THE WORKERSCopy !req
420. AND RESOLVE THINGS.Copy !req
421. - IF I MAY, SIR—
- OH, I KNOW.Copy !req
422. THEY'RE BENEATH US.
THEIR OPINIONS DON'T MATTER.Copy !req
423. RULE THROUGH FEAR.Copy !req
424. - AS PAINFUL AS IT IS
TO ADMIT...Copy !req
425. I HAVE LEARNED
A THING OR TWO FROM YOU.Copy !req
426. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
THE POSSIBILITYCopy !req
427. THAT YOU MIGHT
LEARN SOMETHING FROM ME?Copy !req
428. - ALL RIGHT, RAJIV,
I'M LISTENING.Copy !req
429. - IN INDIA,
WE ARE NOT A CULTURECopy !req
430. THAT DISSECTS
EVERY PASSING FEELING.Copy !req
431. WE ACCOMMODATE,
WE MOVE ON.Copy !req
432. - I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S
GONNA MOVE ON FROM THIS.Copy !req
433. - IN MY EXPERIENCE, NOTHING
BRINGS WORKERS TOGETHER FASTERCopy !req
434. THAN SHARING A COMMON ENEMY.Copy !req
435. PERHAPS A BOSS.Copy !req
436. PERMIT ME A TOUCH?Copy !req
437. - OKAY.Copy !req
438. - IF THEY'RE ANGRY WITH YOU,Copy !req
439. THEY WILL FORGET ABOUT
THEIR PETTY SQUABBLES.Copy !req
440. - AHH.Copy !req
441. YOU KNOW, RAJIV,Copy !req
442. YOU MAY NOT WANT TO SHOW IT,Copy !req
443. BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT,
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.Copy !req
444. - I LIKE TO THINK SO.Copy !req
445. - WE'RE MOVING!Copy !req
446. THIS IS OUR BEST CHANCE
TO SEE STOWAWAYSCopy !req
447. TUMBLING OFF THE ROOF!Copy !req
448. - AAH!Copy !req
449. - I THINK I GOT IT.Copy !req
450. - CHARLIE...Copy !req
451. I THINK I FOUND
A GIRL FOR YOU.Copy !req
452. - OH... I GUESS I COULD HAVE
A COUPLE BEERSCopy !req
453. AND ROLL THE DICE.Copy !req
454. - NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
455. I'M TALKING ABOUT HER.Copy !req
456. - HER? WOW.Copy !req
457. - CHARLIE, I'VE PREPARED YOU.Copy !req
458. YOU CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
459. HUNTER MODE.Copy !req
460. TELL ME ABOUT THE PREY.Copy !req
461. - HER NAME'S VEENA.Copy !req
462. I'VE MET HER A FEW TIMES.Copy !req
463. SHE'S FRIENDLY, SINGLE,
AND APPROACHABLE.Copy !req
464. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
465. LOCK AND LOAD.Copy !req
466. - GOOD LUCK, MATE.
HAPPY HUNTING.Copy !req
467. HI.Copy !req
468. I'M CHARLIE.Copy !req
469. I COULDN'T HELP
NOTICING YOU.Copy !req
470. I'M SURE YOU NOTICED ME.Copy !req
471. I'M LIKE THE ONLY
SLICE OF WHITE BREADCopy !req
472. IN THIS PUMPERNICKEL WORLD.Copy !req
473. - EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
474. - I WAS THINKING,
IF YOU'RE FREE TOMORROW NIGHT—Copy !req
475. - SORRY, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE.Copy !req
476. - OH, WELL, HANG ON.Copy !req
477. YOU DIDN'T EVEN
GIVE HIM A CHANCE.Copy !req
478. I MEAN, I KNOW HE'S A LITTLE
GRUFF ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT...Copy !req
479. HE'S... DECENT AND SWEET.Copy !req
480. AND YOU'D BE LUCKY
TO GO OUT WITH HIM.Copy !req
481. - I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN CHARLIE.Copy !req
482. I AM INTERESTED IN YOU.Copy !req
483. - OH.
- OHH.Copy !req
484. - I HAVE BEEN
FOR A LONG TIME.Copy !req
485. I'VE JUST BEEN
TRYING TO FIGURE OUTCopy !req
486. HOW TO ASK YOU OUT.Copy !req
487. - UH, SORRY, VEENA,Copy !req
488. I'M ACTUALLY SEEING SOMEONE.Copy !req
489. - WHOA, WAIT, YOU DIDN'T
EVEN GIVE HER A CHANCE.Copy !req
490. SHE MAY SEEM GRUFF
ON THE OUTSIDE—Copy !req
491. - CHARLIE, NOT GONNA HAPPEN.Copy !req
492. - COME ON,
IT'S LIKE WRESTLING,Copy !req
493. BUT WITH TWO WINNERS.Copy !req
494. - WELL, IF YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND...Copy !req
495. - SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT
WHEN YOU LOOK AT HER POINTERS.Copy !req
496. - SORRY, I KIND OF LED YOU
INTO AN AMBUSH.Copy !req
497. - ARE YOU KIDDIN'?Copy !req
498. YOU SAID NICE THINGS
ABOUT ME.Copy !req
499. I GOT TO SEE
HOT GIRL-ON-GIRL FLIRTING.Copy !req
500. BEST DAY I'VE HAD
IN A LONG TIME.Copy !req
501. - REALLY?
YOU'RE NOT DISCOURAGED?Copy !req
502. - HELL, NO!Copy !req
503. YOU GOT MY CONFIDENCE
SKY HIGH.Copy !req
504. I'M IN THE GAME NOW.Copy !req
505. HI. I'M CHARLIE.Copy !req
506. I COULDN'T HELP
NOTICING YOU.Copy !req
507. - NOT GONNA HAPPEN.Copy !req
508. - HI. I'M CHARLIE.
I COULDN'T HELP—Copy !req
509. - I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
510. - HI. I'M CHARLIE.Copy !req
511. I COULDN'T HELP
NOTICING YOU.Copy !req
512. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO OUT SOMETIME?Copy !req
513. - PROBABLY NOT.Copy !req
514. - HOT DAMN!
GETTIN' CLOSER!Copy !req
515. HI, I'M—
OH, THAT'S A DUDE.Copy !req
516. - OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, GUYS.Copy !req
517. I KNOW YOU'RE
PROBABLY BURNT OUTCopy !req
518. ON ALL THESE EXERCISES,
BUT I GOT ONE MORE.Copy !req
519. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
520. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.Copy !req
521. IT'S A TRUST-BUILDING
EXERCISE.Copy !req
522. SO I'M GONNA NEED EVERYBODY
TO GIVE ME THEIR WALLETS.Copy !req
523. - NO, YOU GOTTA TRUST ME.Copy !req
524. PUT 'EM IN, PUT 'EM IN.
DROP 'EM.Copy !req
525. QUICK, QUICK,
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.Copy !req
526. OKAY.Copy !req
527. - OKAY.Copy !req
528. ALL RIGHT,
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO,Copy !req
529. WE'RE GONNA GET OFF HERE.
I'M GONNA PAY FOR DINNER.Copy !req
530. - ALL RIGHT!
HEY, WHAT'S THE EXERCISE?Copy !req
531. - I'LL TELL YOU WHEN
WE GET OFF ON THE PLATFORM.Copy !req
532. GO, GO, GO.
QUICK, COME ON, GUYS.Copy !req
533. DINNER, DINNER AWAITS.Copy !req
534. GO! GO, GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.Copy !req
535. - SIR, WE HAVE TO GET OFF.
- OH, NO, NO. NO.Copy !req
536. OKAY, GUYS.
THIS IS YOUR LAST EXERCISE.Copy !req
537. YOU HAVE TO GET HOME
WITH NO MONEYCopy !req
538. AND WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM.Copy !req
539. I'LL PAY FOR DINNER
TOMORROW NIGHT!Copy !req
540. - TODD...Copy !req
541. - WELL, RAJIV,Copy !req
542. LOOKS LIKE THEY FOUND
THEMSELVES A COMMON ENEMY.Copy !req
543. - A STROKE OF GENIUS, SIR.Copy !req
544. YOU HAVE STRANDED THEMCopy !req
545. IN ONE OF THE MOST
DANGEROUS NEIGHBORHOODSCopy !req
546. IN THE CITY.Copy !req
547. LUCKILY, YOU HAVE ALSO
TAKEN THEIR WALLETS.Copy !req
548. SO THE ONLY THING THEY CAN
PAY WITH IS THEIR LIVES.Copy !req
549. - IS THE NEIGHBORHOOD
REALLY THAT BAD?Copy !req
550. - I WILL SPEAK OF IT
AT THE MEMORIAL SERVICE.Copy !req
551. - WHERE'S MY BACKPACK?Copy !req
552. THE WALLETS.
THE WALLETS!Copy !req
553. - AY!Copy !req
554. I AM GOING TO KILL TODD
WHEN I GET HOME.Copy !req
555. - IF ANYONE NEEDS TO LEAVE
WORK EARLY TOMORROW,Copy !req
556. I CAN COVER FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.Copy !req
557. - YOU KNOW, I THINK
THERE'S LESS CHANCECopy !req
558. OF ANYONE FALLING
IF WE HOLD ON TO EACH OTHER.Copy !req
559. - GOOD IDEA!Copy !req
560. AAH!Copy !req
561. OH, DON'T, DON'T,
DON'T, DON'T.Copy !req
562. COME, COME.Copy !req
563. - YOU KNOW,
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,Copy !req
564. WE'RE USING
WHAT WE LEARNED TODAY.Copy !req
565. WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER
AS A TEAMCopy !req
566. TO GET THROUGH THIS.Copy !req
567. - SHUT UP!
- SHUT UP!Copy !req
568. - SHUT UP.
- BE QUIET!Copy !req