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1. - AH, GREAT, IT'S ALREADY HERE.

2. YOU GUYS HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NEW STUFF?

3. - THIS IS SO COOL, MAN.

4. - DO AMERICANS REALLY NEED

5. ANOTHER STUPID FART NOVELTY?

6. - OH, NOW, THIS IS NOT JUST YOUR NORMAL FART MACHINE.

7. THIS IS THE WINDBREAKER EXTREME!

8. - OOH!

9. - COMES WITH EIGHT DIFFERENT SETTINGS,

10. FROM THE ANGRY DUCK TO THE DRY TRUMPET.

11. - OH, MY MISTAKE.

12. AND I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE IMMATURE.

13. - OOH, YOU'RE ABOVE THIS.

14. - YES.

15. - SO THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

16. - NO. - OKAY.

17. UH—

18. - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? HUH?

19. - SOUNDS LIKE THE ANGRY DUCK HAS A LITTLE SISTER.

20. - NO WAY.

21. - OH, SO.

22. LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING.

23. - AND SO WAS THIS MORNING.

24. - YEAH, I KNOW.

25. I THINK WE WERE A LITTLE LOUD, THOUGH.

26. - YOU THINK YOUR NEIGHBORS MAY HAVE HEARD?

27. - WELL, I DON'T MIND THAT,

28. BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA YELL,

29. YOU CAN'T PUT SUCH A BIG PAUSE

30. BETWEEN "DON'T" AND "STOP".

31. - SO, UM, DO YOU WANNA MAKE PLANS

32. FOR FRIDAY NIGHT?

33. - YEAH, SURE, I'LL COME OVER TO YOUR PLACE.

34. MY NEIGHBORS COULD USE A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

35. - WELL, I WAS KIND OF THINKING

36. THAT WE MIGHT GO OUT FOR DINNER.

37. YOU KNOW, LIKE A PROPER DATE.

38. WE KIND OF SKIPPED THE WHOLE COURTSHIP THING.

39. - SORRY, I JUST— I DON'T WANT CHARLIE

40. TO SEE US.

41. - YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD HIM ABOUT ME.

42. - IT WOULD CRUSH HIM. I MEAN, HE'S REALLY INTO YOU.

43. - TODD, I'M TIRED OF HIDING.

44. ARE WE A COUPLE OR NOT?

45. - ALL RIGHT.

46. I WILL TELL CHARLIE THE FIRST CHANCE I GET.

47. I PROMISE.

48. NO MORE HIDING.

49. OKAY?

50. - HEY, CHARLIE.

51. - HEY, GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU?

52. - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

53. - I'M GETTING TONYA A CUP OF COFFEE.

54. SHE LIKES IT IN THE MORNING.

55. - OH, YEAH, SHE CERTAINLY DOES.

56. - GUPTA!

57. - AAH!

58. - NEXT TIME, IT'LL BE A REAL BRICK.

59. - I'M SORRY, RAJIV.

60. IT'S MY CHAIR.

61. I NEED A NEW ONE.

62. - THAT CHAIR IS MORE VALUABLE TO THIS COMPANY

63. THAN YOU ARE.

64. IT'S DEPENDABLE. IT NEVER LEAVES EARLY.

65. AND THE FACT THAT YOU SIT ON IT ALL DAY

66. MAKES IT THE HARDEST WORKER IN THIS OFFICE.

67. HURTFUL.

68. - HEY, JERRY.

69. - IT WORKS.

70. IT'S MY FIRST VIDEO CALL ON MY NEW PHONE.

71. WHOA!

72. COME ON, LADY!

73. PUT YOUR MAKEUP ON AT HOME!

74. MAN.

75. IT'S AMAZING WHAT SOME PEOPLE WILL DO

76. WHILE THEY'RE DRIVING.

77. - JERRY, WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME BACK

78. WHEN YOU GET TO THE OFFICE?

79. - ACTUALLY, TODD, I'M NOT CALLING FOR YOU.

80. I'M CALLING FOR RAJEE.

81. - FOR ME?

82. REALLY?

83. I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.

84. SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT TODD'S SEVERANCE PACKAGE?

85. - HE'S NOT FIRING ME.

86. - RAJEE, I'M JUST CALLING TO GIVE YOU A HEADS UP.

87. IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS IN.

88. - SIR, I CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW.

89. THEY'RE ALL INADEQUATE.

90. - NO, THE EMPLOYEES NEED TO EVALUATE YOU.

91. - SIR.

92. THIS IS HIGHLY IRREGULAR.

93. IN INDIA, A WORKER WOULD NOT DARE CRITICIZE

94. THEIR SUPERIOR.

95. THEIR JOB IS TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTION

96. WITHOUT QUESTION.

97. - THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR, RAJEE.

98. 'CAUSE AS YOUR SUPERIOR, I'M INSTRUCTING YOU

99. TO GET THOSE EVALUATIONS IN TO ME.

100. - AH.

101. YOU HAVE CORPORATE JUDOED ME.

102. - JUST GET 'EM IN BY THE END OF—WHOA!

103. A MAILBOX!

104. OH, HO, HO!

105. - JERRY THE BOSS, ARE YOU OKAY?

106. - YEAH.

107. I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.

108. - HELLO, THIS IS CALLSTAR.

109. OUR SYSTEM INDICATES YOU HAVE BEEN

110. IN AN ACCIDENT.

111. SHOULD I CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE?

112. - EH-HEH.

113. - DEEPAK, IS THAT YOU? COUSIN?

114. - HEY, CHARLIE.

115. - HEY.

116. THERE HE IS. WHERE YOU BEEN?

117. WE HAVEN'T HUNG OUT IN A WHILE.

118. - YEAH, YEAH.

119. I'VE BEEN KINDA BUSY AT WORK.

120. LOOK, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU—

121. - SHH.

122. DOE AT YOUR NINER.

123. - WHAT AT MY WHAT?

124. - DOE AT YOUR SIX O'CLOCK.

125. I KNEW IT.

126. I FRICKIN' KNEW IT.

127. - WHAT? - SHE'S HAVING SEX.

128. - HOW CAN YOU TELL?

129. - SHE'S BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT SALAD FOR WEEKS.

130. CLEARLY, SHE WAS GETTING DOWN TO HER

131. SOMEONE'S-GONNA-SEE-ME-NAKED WEIGHT.

132. NOW SHE'S FEELING COMFORTABLE ENOUGH WITH HIM.

133. SHE'S GOT A BIG OL' PILE OF PASTRIES.

134. YEP.

135. SHE'S DEFINITELY CARBO-LOADING FOR A BONE-A-THON.

136. TRUST ME.

137. I'M A HUNTER.

138. A MASTER OBSERVATIONALIST.

139. I BET SHE'S TEXTING THE DUDE RIGHT NOW.

140. NOW SHE'S PROBABLY CALLING HIM.

141. WELL, THAT WAS TOO QUICK FOR A CONVERSATION.

142. SHE MUST HAVE LEFT HIM A MESSAGE.

143. DUDE, COULD YOU TURN OFF YOUR PHONE?

144. I'M TRYING TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT HERE.

145. - YOU KNOW, CHARLIE,

146. IF SHE IS SEEING SOMEONE ELSE,

147. MAYBE IT'S TIME TO PUT TONYA

148. IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR

149. AND FIND YOURSELF A WOMAN WHO APPRECIATES YOU.

150. I MEAN, THERE—

151. THERE'S HALF A BILLION WOMEN IN THIS COUNTRY.

152. THERE'S GOTTA BE FIVE OR SIX WHO'D BE INTO YOU.

153. - NO.

154. THERE'S ONLY ONE WOMAN I WANNA BE WITH.

155. THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT TONYA.

156. I LOVE HER.

157. - DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LOVE HER?

158. - I WANNA MARRY HER.

159. REAL DAMN BAD.

160. WHEN I SEE IT IN MY HEAD,

161. YOU'RE MY BEST MAN.

162. - OH, CHARLIE.

163. I-I-I WOULD BE HONORED.

164. UM, BUT DON'T YOU HAVE A BROTHER?

165. - HE'S DEAD TO ME, TODD.

166. THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

167. HE'S DEAD.

168. - GOOD AFTERNOON, BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.

169. WHAT A SURPRISE TO FIND YOU HERE.

170. - YOU TOLD US TO GO TO LUNCH.

171. - AND IF IT WERE UP TO ME,

172. YOU COULD GO TO LUNCH EVERY DAY.

173. - WE DO GO TO LUNCH EVERY DAY.

174. - YOU'RE WELCOME. MAY I JOIN YOU?

175. - OH.

176. - SO WHAT WAS SO HUMOROUS BEFORE MY ARRIVAL?

177. - OH, YOU WOULDN'T FIND IT FUNNY.

178. - COME ON.

179. GOOD OLD RAJIV ENJOYS A JOKE.

180. - UGH.

181. - VERY WELL, I WILL TELL ONE.

182. A MAN WAS TRAVELING FROM MUMBAI TO DELHI

183. ON A TRAIN.

184. HIS WIFE WAS ON A TRAIN FROM DELHI TO MUMBAI,

185. LEAVING ONE HOUR LATER.

186. WAIT, I AM JUST NOW REALIZING

187. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

188. IT IS A MATH PROBLEM.

189. THE PUNCH LINE IS...

190. TWO HOURS.

191. LOOK AT US.

192. WE'RE ALL SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.

193. I DO NOT MIND THAT YOU WILL BE EVALUATING ME.

194. AFTERWARDS, WE'LL HAVE DINNER

195. AND LAUGH ABOUT THIS TEMPORARY POWER REVERSAL.

196. FRIENDLY TOUCH, COMING IN HOT.

197. - DID YOU JUST SAY WE GET TO EVALUATE YOU?

198. - WELL, TECHNICALLY, YES.

199. BUT REALLY, IT IS AN EVALUATION

200. OF ALL OF US.

201. BECAUSE TO OUR AMERICAN EMPLOYER,

202. WE REPRESENT INDIA.

203. WE ARE NOT MANMEET OR MADHURI OR ASHA OR...

204. THIS GUY.

205. YOU SEE, SO WHEN YOU GIVE ME A GOOD REVIEW,

206. YOU ARE NOT DOING IT FOR ME.

207. YOU ARE DOING IT FOR OUR HOMELAND.

208. IN-DI-A.

209. IN-DI-A.

210. IN-DI-A, IN-DI-A.

211. IN-DI-A, IN-DI-A!

212. - OKAY, STOP. - SORRY.

213. I GET EXCITED WHEN I KNOW THE WORDS.

214. - TODD. TODD.

215. ARE YOU OKAY, MAN?

216. - CHARLIE JUST TOLD ME HE'S IN LOVE WITH TONYA.

217. RIGHT, HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR BEST FRIEND

218. YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH THE GIRL HE WANTS TO MARRY?

219. IF I TELL HIM, HE GETS HURT.

220. IF I DON'T TELL HIM,

221. HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO FIND OUT ANYWAY,

222. AND IT'S GONNA BE EVEN WORSE.

223. - OKAY, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

224. UM, CHARLIE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?

225. - NO, MANMEET, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.

226. I JUST—

227. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT CHARLIE.

228. - WELL, AS YOUR SECOND-BEST FRIEND—

229. UNLESS THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME ABOUT—

230. WE KNOW YOU'RE GOOD AT HIDING PEOPLE—

231. I'D WANT YOU TO TELL ME, OKAY?

232. THE LYING ONLY MAKES IT WORSE.

233. MM?

234. - YEAH, YEAH.

235. THANK YOU, MANMEET.

236. - NO PROBLEM.

237. OH, HELLO.

238. CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH?

239. SHALL WE CELEBRATE?

240. - YEAH?

241. - HEY, CHARLIE?

242. YOU GOT A MINUTE?

243. - NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME.

244. - EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

245. - NO.

246. I FOLLOWED TONYA TODAY.

247. I KNOW WHO SHE'S SEEING.

248. - I CAN EXPLAIN.

249. - THAT'S WEIRD.

250. THE SAFETY'S MISSING.

251. - LOOK.

252. I-I'M SORRY.

253. I'M SORRY IT HAPPENED THIS WAY.

254. - YEAH, ME, TOO.

255. AND I HAD TO FIND OUT BY SNOOPING AROUND

256. AND TAKING PICTURES.

257. - AGH, YOU HAVE PICTURES?

258. LOOK, I-I CAN— I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN.

259. SHE CAME—

260. SHE'S DATING ANOTHER GUY.

261. - THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.

262. WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN I TALK?

263. - THIS IS WHAT SHE WAS WEARING THIS MORNING.

264. THIS MUST HAVE BEEN TAKEN TODAY.

265. - I SAID THAT, TOO.

266. YOU KNOW, TODD,

267. WHEN WE'RE ALONE, AND I'M TALKING OUT LOUD,

268. IT'S KIND OF FOR YOUR BENEFIT.

269. I ALREADY KNOW THE STUFF I'M SAYING.

270. - WHO IS THIS GUY?

271. - THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

272. HOW COULD SHE SEE THIS GUY BEHIND MY BACK?

273. YOUR BACK.

274. SO MANY BACKS.

275. - YOU'RE TAKING THIS MIGHTY PERSONAL.

276. YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, MAN.

277. - YEAH.

278. LET'S PUT A PIN IN THAT.

279. YOU KNOW, CHARLIE, MAYBE WE'RE OVERREACTING.

280. RIGHT?

281. I MEAN, MAYBE THIS GUY'S JUST A FRIEND.

282. - I DON'T THINK SO.

283. CHECK THIS OUT. C'MERE.

284. JUST LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE.

285. IS THIS HOW MOVIES WORK?

286. - SHE REALLY IS SEEING THIS GUY.

287. - YEP.

288. - WAIT, WHAT'S THAT?

289. I DON'T SEE TONYA AT ALL IN THIS PHOTO.

290. - YEAH, THAT'S A WOMAN TAKING A DOOKIE

291. BY THE TRAIN YARD.

292. - UGH!

293. WHY WOULD YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT?

294. - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHERE I CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT?

295. - ALL RIGHT, UM,

296. WHEN DID YOU TAKE THESE OF TONYA?

297. - THIS AFTERNOON.

298. IT WAS HARD TO WATCH.

299. HE COMES UP WITH A ROSE,

300. TRYING TO BE ALL CHARMING.

301. SHE SMILES AND SEEMS REALLY INTO HIM.

302. THEN THEY AGREE THEY'RE GONNA TRY

303. THE FLYING PEACOCK TONIGHT.

304. I WAS PRETTY UPSET UNTIL I FOUND OUT

305. IT'S JUST A RESTAURANT.

306. - WELL, HOW'D YOU HEAR ALL THIS WITHOUT THEM SEEING YOU?

307. - I USED THIS BAD BOY.

308. THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT THAT GIRL IN RECEPTION

309. WAS CONVINCED I WAS SPYING ON HER.

310. - WHO IS THIS GUY?

311. - EVERYONE, IF YOU WANT TREATS,

312. FOLLOW RAJIV.

313. I JUST WANTED TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION

314. IN THE FORM OF SUGARY GOODNESS.

315. YOUR HARD WORK HAS NOT GONE UNNOTICED.

316. HERE ARE SOME NAPKINS.

317. OH, WAIT, THESE ARE THE EVALUATION FORMS.

318. YOU CAN FILL THEM OUT WHILE YOU ENJOY THE TREATS

319. I HAVE SO GENEROUSLY PROVIDED.

320. - I WANT TO GO TO IT.

321. I—

322. - CAN YOU BELIEVE HE'S TRYING TO BRIBE US WITH TREATS?

323. - MM.

324. - YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK AT THIS.

325. DOES YOUR ASSISTANT MANAGER TREAT YOU WITH RESPECT?

326. STRONGLY DISAGREE.

327. - I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM A GOOD REVIEW.

328. - WHAT? - YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

329. - HE MAY YELL AT US AND INSULT US,

330. BUT HE'S THE NICEST BOSS I'VE EVER HAD.

331. - I SAY WE GIVE HIM HORRIBLE REVIEWS.

332. THESE ARE ANONYMOUS, SO WE CAN FINALLY BE HONEST

333. ABOUT THE WAY HE TREATS US.

334. I MEAN, HE CALLS US DONKEYS.

335. - AND USELESS.

336. - AND A WASTE OF HUMANITY

337. IN ILL-FITTING TROUSERS.

338. - HE SAID THAT TO YOU?

339. - NO.

340. HE SAID IT TO ME ABOUT YOU.

341. - AH.

342. MAN, HA!

343. - DO YOU SEE TONYA?

344. - NO, BUT I SEE WHAT I'M GOING TO ORDER.

345. THE PUMPKIN RAVIOLI.

346. THE ONLINE REVIEWS SAY IT'S TO DIE FOR.

347. - NO, MANMEET, WE'RE NOT HERE TO EAT, ALL RIGHT?

348. I JUST WANT IT TO LOOK THAT WAY,

349. IN CASE TONYA'S ACTUALLY HERE ON BUSINESS.

350. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

351. - OKAY.

352. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY HELP SELL

353. THIS DINNER CHARADE?

354. IF WE ACTUALLY HAD DINNER.

355. - I JUST HOPE I MISREAD THE SITUATION.

356. - OH, THERE'S NO MISREADING THIS, MAN.

357. WE ARE IN A ROMANTIC RESTAURANT ON THE TOP OF A HOTEL.

358. EVERYONE HERE IS TRYING TO GET SOMEONE IN BED.

359. TODD.

360. - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

361. HEY.

362. - TODD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

363. - UH, I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING.

364. - IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

365. - THIS IS TODD.

366. TODD, SANJAY.

367. - AND I'M MANMEET.

368. I SEE YOU BOTH WENT WITH THE RAVIOLI.

369. EXCELLENT CHOICE.

370. - WE NEED TO TALK.

371. - WELL, NOT NOW. I'M ON A DATE.

372. - YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY GONNA COME UP

373. IN OUR CONVERSATION.

374. - EXCUSE ME, SANJAY.

375. - MMM.

376. SMELLS GOOD.

377. - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU FOLLOWED ME HERE.

378. - I CATCH YOU CHEATING, AND IT'S MY FAULT?

379. - I WASN'T CHEATING.

380. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN ON A DATE WITH HIM.

381. - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE STILL OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

382. THAT'S CHEATING.

383. - YOU THINK SHE'LL NOTICE ONE RAVIOLI MISSING?

384. - YES. - IT'S OUR FIRST DATE.

385. I WASN'T GONNA SLEEP WITH HIM.

386. - YOU CAN HAVE ONE.

387. - WELL, YOU SLEPT WITH ME ON THE FIRST DATE.

388. - HAVE THEM ALL.

389. - I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH YOU

390. ON OUR FIRST DATE.

391. WE'VE NEVER BEEN ON A DATE.

392. I MEAN, THIS IS LIKE THE FIRST TIME

393. WE'VE BEEN IN A RESTAURANT TOGETHER.

394. - ACTUALLY, YOU'RE WITH THAT GUY.

395. - WELL, YEAH, BECAUSE HE ASKED ME OUT.

396. YOU NEVER TAKE ME OUT.

397. YOU HIDE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS.

398. ALL WE DO IS HAVE SEX.

399. - SEPARATE CHECKS.

400. - I MEAN, IT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM LIKE

401. YOU EVEN WANT TO BE EXCLUSIVE.

402. DO YOU?

403. - YEAH.

404. YOU'RE RIGHT.

405. TONYA.

406. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME?

407. - YES, I WOULD.

408. - ALL RIGHTY, THEN.

409. TOMORROW MORNING, WHEN YOU WAKE UP,

410. ON FACEBOOK,

411. WE WILL BE OFFICIAL.

412. TODD DEMPSY AND TONYA...

413. SOMETHING ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

414. - OH.

415. - BASTARD!

416. - CHARLIE.

417. - I HEARD EVERYTHING.

418. YOU SNEAKY BASTARD.

419. AGH!

420. DAMN IT.

421. - ACT NATURAL.

422. DO NOT TURN AROUND.

423. - ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME? - YES.

424. - MADHURI? - YES!

425. I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE US TALKING.

426. I KNOW THE WORKERS ARE GONNA GIVE ME

427. A BAD EVALUATION.

428. MADHURI,

429. I ADMIT I CAN BE DIFFICULT SOMETIMES.

430. BUT IT COMES FROM A GOOD PLACE.

431. A LOVE OF COMMERCE AND HIERARCHY.

432. PLEASE, I NEED YOUR HELP.

433. I TOOK YOU IN OFF THE STREETS.

434. - I WASN'T ON THE STREETS.

435. - REALLY?

436. IT FEELS LIKE YOU COME FROM THE STREETS.

437. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, YOUR WHOLE VIBE

438. IS REALLY STREETY.

439. BUT WAIT.

440. I-IF EVERYONE GIVES ME A BAD EVALUATION,

441. I WILL NEVER MAKE MANAGER.

442. WHICH MEANS VIMI'S FATHER WILL NEVER LET ME MARRY HER.

443. YOU KNOW THE OTHERS BETTER THAN I DO.

444. WILL YOU HELP ME WIN THEM OVER?

445. IF YOU GIVE ME A GOOD EVALUATION,

446. WHEN I AM MANAGER,

447. I WILL MAKE YOU MY ASSISTANT MANAGER.

448. YOU REALIZE WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED TO POWER,

449. DON'T YOU?

450. - I LIKE WOMEN.

451. - I KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU.

452. I REALIZE I CAN BE HARSH.

453. BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.

454. MY NEPHEW IS IN DIRE NEED OF AN OPERATION.

455. AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN AFFORD

456. TO PAY FOR IT.

457. - I'M SO SORRY.

458. I'M ALSO REALLY CLOSE TO MY NEPHEW.

459. - I KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU.

460. - THIS LOOKS LIKE A DOG.

461. - YOU SOUND JUST AS CRUEL

462. AS THE CHILDREN WHO TEASE HIM ON THE PLAYGROUND.

463. NO WONDER THE BOY COMES HOME

464. WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

465. SO, SAMEENA.

466. LET'S TALK ABOUT MY EVALUATION.

467. I KNOW YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN.

468. AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN...

469. - YOU CAN!

470. THIS AFTERNOON.

471. WHICH YOU CAN TAKE OFF.

472. BECAUSE THAT IS THE KIND OF BOSS I AM.

473. RUN ALONG.

474. - THIS IS THE LAST ONE.

475. - I CANNOT DO IT.

476. I WILL NOT DO IT.

477. - YOU MUST.

478. FOR VIMI.

479. - OKAY, LOOK.

480. - OH!

481. I—

482. YOU GOT ME A BOW!

483. I LOVE BOWS!

484. - A CHAIR!

485. I GOT YOU A NEW CHAIR.

486. - OH, SURE.

487. IT'S GREAT.

488. YEAH, BUT I DO GET TO KEEP THE BOW, TOO, RIGHT?

489. AHHH.

490. THIS CUSHIONING IS JUST LIKE SITTING

491. ON MY DADAJEE'S LAP, YOU KNOW?

492. 'CAUSE HE WAS REALLY FAT FROM THE LOWER HALF

493. AND HIS UPPER PART WAS VERY BONY.

494. AND IT WAS LIKE THE CHAIR.

495. 'CAUSE THIS IS FAT CUSHIONING LIKE THIGHS,

496. AND THIS IS LIKE HIS BACK.

497. BECAUSE HE HAD AN INVERTED—

498. YOU KNOW, THAT LITTLE INDENT HERE.

499. - HEY.

500. BEEN CALLING YOU ALL DAY.

501. MIND IF I TAKE A SEAT?

502. - WHY NOT?

503. YOU TAKE EVERYTHING ELSE YOU WANT.

504. - CHARLIE, LOOK.

505. I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT TONYA, ALL RIGHT?

506. IT JUST KINDA HAPPENED.

507. I WANTED TO TELL YOU,

508. BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP.

509. - WELL, YOU DID.

510. SO NOT ONLY ARE YOU A TERRIBLE FRIEND,

511. YOU'RE ALSO NOT GOOD AT FOLLOWING THROUGH

512. ON YOUR GOALS.

513. - I'M REALLY SORRY, MAN.

514. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

515. IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION,

516. WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?

517. - PROBABLY THE SAME THING.

518. WHO AM I KIDDING?

519. I NEVER HAD A SHOT AT TONYA ANYWAY.

520. - OH, COME ON, MAN. DON'T SAY THAT.

521. ANY GIRL WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.

522. YOU'RE A GREAT GUY.

523. AND YOU'RE BRAVE. AND—

524. - IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN.

525. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

526. WHAT ELSE WERE YOU GONNA SAY?

527. - NOT MANY GUYS CAN PULL OFF

528. THE SHORT SLEEVE AND TIE THING.

529. I MEAN, OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD,

530. IT'S YOU, MY YOUTH PASTOR,

531. AND DAVE THOMAS, FOUNDER OF WENDY'S.

532. SO WE'RE GOOD?

533. - YEAH.

534. GO BE WITH TONYA.

535. SHE'S YOUR WOMAN.

536. - OKAY.

537. - MAKE LOVE TO HER ALL NIGHT IF YOU WANT.

538. - ALL RIGHT.

539. - HELL, KEEP THE LIGHTS ON. JUST EXPLORE EACH OTHER.

540. - CHARLIE.

541. - LEAVE THE CURTAINS OPEN FOR AN OLD FRIEND.

542. - SORRY, MAN. I CAN'T DO THAT.

543. - HELLO, JERRY THE BOSS.

544. - SHH, HELLO, RAJEE.

545. - DID YOU GET THE EVALUATIONS, SIR?

546. - YEAH, JUST WENT OVER 'EM.

547. - AND?

548. - NOT ONE NEGATIVE COMMENT.

549. - WELL, SIR, THAT'S HOW I DO IT.

550. - WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER.

551. - I BEG YOUR PARDON?

552. - THEY WERE ALL ABOUT HOW NICE YOU ARE.

553. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A MANAGER,

554. YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME BACKBONE.

555. YOU GOTTA BE MORE LIKE TODD.

556. - TODD?

557. - YEAH, TODD.

558. IN ONE OF HIS EVALUATIONS, SOMEBODY WROTE

559. HE'S CONSTANTLY...

560. SHOOTING DOWN THEIR IDEAS.

561. - THAT WAS ME.

562. - WELL, SOMETIMES AS A MANAGER, YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH.

563. - THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.

564. - LOOK, RAJEE, REMEMBER THIS.

565. YOU'RE THEIR MANAGER, OKAY?

566. NOT THEIR FRIEND.

567. - THANKS AGAIN FOR THE CHAIR.

568. IT'S REALLY FANTASTIC!

569. OH!

570. HURTFUL.

571. OH, THE BOW IS—

572. AW.

573. DOUBLE HURTFUL.