1. - HEY, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
2. I HAVE A SURPRISE!Copy !req
3. I HAD THESE SHIPPED IN
FROM HOME.Copy !req
4. THE SPREAD OF
KANSAS CITY BARBECUE.Copy !req
5. - THAT PORK CAME
ALL THE WAY FROM AMERICA?Copy !req
6. - YEAH, THEY
SHIP IT IN DRY ICE.Copy !req
7. WELL, IT GOT STUCK IN CUSTOMS
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS,Copy !req
8. BUT I THINK
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
9. OH, IT'S NOT AS COLD
AS I THOUGHT IT'D BE.Copy !req
10. - OH, GOD, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
11. PLEASE LET THE FOOD BE OKAY.
I NEED MY RIBS.Copy !req
12. AH.Copy !req
13. AH!
- OH, NO.Copy !req
14. - OKAY, PUT THE LID ON.
THEY FLY.Copy !req
15. - AH! AH!Copy !req
16. WORST FEAR.
WORST FEAR!Copy !req
17. WORST FEAR!Copy !req
18. AH, AH, AH!Copy !req
19. IT'S ON MY BACK!Copy !req
20. AH!
AH, AH, AH.Copy !req
21. KILL IT!
- KILL IT!Copy !req
22. - AH!
AH! AH!Copy !req
23. OKAY, OKAY,
I THINK IT'S DEAD.Copy !req
24. IT'S ON THE MOVE!
- YEAH.Copy !req
25. - AH!Copy !req
26. - WE'RE FINALLY DOING IT!Copy !req
27. YEAH!Copy !req
28. YEAH!Copy !req
29. PLEASE LET ME GO.
YEAH!Copy !req
30. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH, PLEASE.
GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
31. - I'M SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
32. I LOCKED THE DOOR
WHEN THE WORK DAY BEGAN.Copy !req
33. NINE MINUTES AGO.
- MY RICKSHAW GOT CAUGHTCopy !req
34. IN THIS MASSIVE TRAFFIC JAM.
- I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
35. IT MUST'VE BEEN TRAUMATIC TO
BE STUCK BEHIND ALL THOSE PEOPLECopy !req
36. WHO ARE GOING
TO BE ON TIME FOR WORK.Copy !req
37. - SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU?Copy !req
38. YOU'RE EXTRA RAJIV-Y
THIS MORNING.Copy !req
39. - WELL, IF YOU
PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD,Copy !req
40. I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THIS OFFICE
IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL.Copy !req
41. - THE BOX IS ABOUT...
WELL, I'D PROBABLY SAYCopy !req
42. IT IS ABOUT...
- WELL, I DON'T—Copy !req
43. - I'M NOT REALLY SEEING
WHAT YOU'RE SEEING.Copy !req
44. - BECAUSE OF YOUR
RELAXED MANAGEMENT STYLE,Copy !req
45. THE WORKERS
HAVE BECOME EMBOLDENED.Copy !req
46. THEIR DESKS ARE LITTERED
WITH PERSONAL ITEMS.Copy !req
47. - RAJIV, I DON'T CARE IF THEY
WANNA PERSONALIZE THEIR DESKS.Copy !req
48. HAPPY WORKERS
ARE GOOD WORKERS.Copy !req
49. - THE PEOPLE WHO BUILT
THE PYRAMIDS WEREN'T HAPPY.Copy !req
50. AND THAT WORKED OUT
QUITE WELL.Copy !req
51. - RAJIV, YOU HAVE
TO STOP USING SLAVE LABORCopy !req
52. AS YOUR EXAMPLE
OF EFFICIENCY.Copy !req
53. - YOU CANNOT
ARGUE WITH THE RESULTS.Copy !req
54. MM.Copy !req
55. - I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU'VE BEEN TRYINGCopy !req
56. TO GET A TICKET
BACK HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS,Copy !req
57. SO I USED
MY AIRLINE CONNECTIONSCopy !req
58. AND I FOUND YOU ONE
FOR HALF-PRICE.Copy !req
59. - YOU ARE AMAZING!Copy !req
60. THANK YOU SO MUCH!Copy !req
61. I'VE BEEN DYING
TO GET HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
62. OH.Copy !req
63. $2,000, I DON'T
HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY.Copy !req
64. - JUST PAY ME
WITH YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK.Copy !req
65. - MY NEXT PAYCHECK?Copy !req
66. UM, HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE?Copy !req
67. - CAN OF WORMS,
DON'T YOU THINK?Copy !req
68. TALKING ABOUT
HOW MUCH MONEY WE MAKE?Copy !req
69. - OH, TONYA, I'M NOT THREATENED
BY HOW MUCH MONEY YOU MAKE.Copy !req
70. I MEAN, WE HAVE SIMILAR JOBS,
WE BOTH MAKE 40...Copy !req
71. 50...?Copy !req
72. 60?Copy !req
73. - LET'S NOT TALK
ABOUT SALARIESCopy !req
74. OR HOW MANY
PEOPLE WE'VE SLEPT WITH,Copy !req
75. 'CAUSE BOTH THOSE NUMBERS
WILL MAKE YOU SAD.Copy !req
76. LET ME JUST
GIVE YOU THIS TICKETCopy !req
77. AS MY GIFT
FOR YOU OVER THE HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
78. - NO, I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT,
IT'S TOO MUCH.Copy !req
79. - NO, BUT YOU'LL BE STUCK HERE
ALL ALONE OVER THE HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
80. - OH, I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
81. PLUS, I'LL BE COUNTING
THE DAYS TILL YOU COME BACK.Copy !req
82. - MM.
- KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO?Copy !req
83. - WHAT?
- I WANT YOUCopy !req
84. TO START
PAYING FOR SOME DINNERS.Copy !req
85. BECAUSE MY BABY'S
MAKING SOME MAD CHEDDAR.Copy !req
86. - HOPEFULLY
MY PLANE DOESN'T CRASHCopy !req
87. SO YOUR LAST WORDS
TO ME WON'T BE, "MAD CHEDDAR."Copy !req
88. - MM.
- MM.Copy !req
89. - TODD...Copy !req
90. ARE YOU GOING TO LUNCH.Copy !req
91. - NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT REALLY THAT HUNGRY.Copy !req
92. - OH, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?Copy !req
93. - WELL, BACK IN KANSAS CITY,
MY BUDDY GEORGE LANGWORTHYCopy !req
94. HAS THIS TAILGATING PARTY
HE THROWS AT HIS HOUSECopy !req
95. BEFORE THE CHIEFS GAMES.Copy !req
96. MY FRIENDS GOT ME
ON VIDEO CONFERENCE,Copy !req
97. BUT THEN THEY STARTED DOING
BEER BONGS AND FORGOT ABOUT ME.Copy !req
98. - AM I MISSING SOMETHING,
OR IS THIS INCREDIBLY SAD?Copy !req
99. - NO, IT'S SAD.Copy !req
100. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!Copy !req
101. - OH, WHO'S "JUG?"Copy !req
102. HE SOUNDS VERY POPULAR.Copy !req
103. - IT'S A DRINKING THING.Copy !req
104. - OH.
- OH, NO.Copy !req
105. HOW EMBARRASSING,
HER UNDERWEAR IS SHOWING.Copy !req
106. - OH, ACTUALLY,
THAT'S A THONG.Copy !req
107. IT'S SHOWING ON PURPOSE.
WE CALL THAT A "WHALE TALE."Copy !req
108. - LET'S DO THIS!Copy !req
109. - TODD, WHY ARE THE MEN
TAKING THEIR CLOTHES OFF?Copy !req
110. WHAT KIND OF PARTY
IS THIS?Copy !req
111. - OH, THEY'RE GONNA
START PAINTING THEMSELVES,Copy !req
112. AND THEY'RE GONNA
SPELL OUT "CHIEFS."Copy !req
113. I USED TO BE THE "C."Copy !req
114. IT'S THE BEST LETTER 'CAUSE
IT WAS CLOSEST TO THE AISLE,Copy !req
115. YOU COULD MAKE IT OUT TO PEE.Copy !req
116. - HEY, I THOUGHT
WE WERE ON FOR LUNCH,Copy !req
117. WHAT'S GOING ON?
- OH, SORRY, MAN.Copy !req
118. JUST WATCHING MY
FRIENDS' TAILGATING PARTY.Copy !req
119. THEY'RE GOING TO
THE CHIEFS-RAIDERS GAME.Copy !req
120. - OH, MAN, THAT'LL BE
A HELL OF A GAME.Copy !req
121. - YEAH, THERE'S NO WAY
WE'RE GONNA SEE IT HERE.Copy !req
122. - YOU KNOW, THAT RESTAURANT
WE WENT TO DOWNTOWNCopy !req
123. HAS SATELLITE TV.
SOMETIMES THEY SHOW LIVE SPORTS.Copy !req
124. - HEY, MAYBE WE COULD TALK THEM
INTO SHOWING THE CHIEFS GAME.Copy !req
125. - WOULD BE THE PERFECT PLACE
TO WATCH THE GAME.Copy !req
126. WORD IS, THE KITCHEN STAFF
RUNS A COCKFIGHTCopy !req
127. IN THE BASEMENT.
- WHY IS THAT PERFECT?Copy !req
128. - THINK ABOUT IT,
FRESH CHICKEN WINGS.Copy !req
129. AND THEY REALLY GOT
A KICK TO THEM.Copy !req
130. NOT THE SPICE,
I MEAN THE LITTLE LEGSCopy !req
131. STILL
THINK THEY'RE FIGHTING.Copy !req
132. - UGH!
- DISTURBING.Copy !req
133. - THEY DON'T
MAKE THAT NOISE.Copy !req
134. BUT THEY'LL STILL KICK.Copy !req
135. - AH,
MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER.Copy !req
136. - ONE, PLEASE.
- AH, GOOD.Copy !req
137. WELL, THAT'S
A VERY PRETTY SHOT.Copy !req
138. YOU KNOW, BRIDAL SARIS
ARE OFTEN THAT EXACT SAME COLOR.Copy !req
139. - OH, GO AHEAD
AND MAKE FUN OF ME,Copy !req
140. I DON'T CARE.
IT'S A GREAT DAY.Copy !req
141. I GOT A PLACE TO
SHOW MY CHIEFS GAME TONIGHT,Copy !req
142. THE GUY DOWN THE STREET
MADE ME A JERSEY,Copy !req
143. IT'S ALL GOOD.Copy !req
144. - WAIT, YOU
DON'T WANNA EAT THAT.Copy !req
145. - WHY NOT?
- IT'S GOLGAPPA.Copy !req
146. YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT.
- WHY?Copy !req
147. - IT'S STREET FOOD.
- SO?Copy !req
148. - IT'S MADE ON
THIS STREET BY THAT GUY.Copy !req
149. - ATTENTION, WORKERS...Copy !req
150. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
TO MAKE.Copy !req
151. YOU ALL DISGUST ME.Copy !req
152. LET THAT SINK IN.Copy !req
153. THIS IS
A PLACE OF BUSINESS.Copy !req
154. YOUR ATTIRE
REFLECTS YOUR ATTITUDE.Copy !req
155. YOU WOULD NEVER
SEE SOMEONE IN MANAGEMENTCopy !req
156. DRESSED
SO UNPROFESSIONALLY.Copy !req
157. - WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
HEY.Copy !req
158. - HEY!
- WHITE PEOPLE.Copy !req
159. SIR...Copy !req
160. IT SETS A BAD EXAMPLE
FOR THE WORKERSCopy !req
161. TO SEE A MANAGER DRESSED
IN A SHIMMERING NIGHT DRESS.Copy !req
162. - WEARING
MY LUCKY CHIEFS JERSEY.Copy !req
163. - HEY, TODD, I KNOW WHY YOU
LIKE AMERICAN FOOTBALL SO MUCH.Copy !req
164. THE CHEERLEADERS.Copy !req
165. WITH THEIR WHITE TEETH,
GLOWING SKIN, AMPLE CURVES...Copy !req
166. - I HATE
TO TELL YOU THIS, MANMEET,Copy !req
167. BUT THEIR TEETH ARE BLEACHED,
THEIR TANS ARE SPRAY-ON,Copy !req
168. AND A LOT OF
THEIR CURVES ARE SILICON.Copy !req
169. - I THINK I SPEAK FOR
MEN EVERYWHERECopy !req
170. WHEN I SAY... WHO CARES?Copy !req
171. - SIR.Copy !req
172. IT'S NO COINCIDENCE
THAT THE MOMENTCopy !req
173. YOU BROUGHT IN
THAT PREPOSTEROUS GARMENT,Copy !req
174. MANMEET LAUNCHED
INTO AN EROTIC STORY.Copy !req
175. LOOK AT THEM, THIS OFFICE
CLEARLY NEEDS A DRESS CODE.Copy !req
176. - RAJIV, THEY LOOK FINE
TO WORK THE PHONES.Copy !req
177. - BUT I REALLY
THINK WE NEED TO—Copy !req
178. DID YOU JUST GROWL AT ME?Copy !req
179. - I THINK THAT WAS MY STOMACH.Copy !req
180. - ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH, FINE.Copy !req
181. MUST'VE BEEN
SOMETHING I ATE.Copy !req
182. - SIR, IS SOMETHING WRONG?
- I GOTTA GO.Copy !req
183. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,Copy !req
184. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,Copy !req
185. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,Copy !req
186. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,Copy !req
187. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,Copy !req
188. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,Copy !req
189. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO!Copy !req
190. - AHH!Copy !req
191. - GUPTA!
- WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?Copy !req
192. - STOP THAT.
WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING SHOES?Copy !req
193. - BECAUSE I
CAN'T DO THIS IN SHOES.Copy !req
194. HHT! GOOD ONE.Copy !req
195. - THIS IS AN OFFICE.
YOU ARE AN ADULT.Copy !req
196. TOMORROW, YOU WILL WEAR
ADULT SHOES.Copy !req
197. - I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
198. NO, TODD SAID FOR US TO
BE AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
199. - SIR, I REQUEST AN AUDIENCE.Copy !req
200. - HE CAN'T TALK,
HE'S REALLY SICK.Copy !req
201. - THIS IS A MATTER
OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE.Copy !req
202. - WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?Copy !req
203. - GUPTA IS WEARING SANDALS.Copy !req
204. - THAT'S NOT AN EMERGENCY.Copy !req
205. I TOLD YOU,
NO DRESS CODE.Copy !req
206. - BUT THIS IS AN OFFICE,
NOT YOUR TOWN OF MARGARITAVILLE.Copy !req
207. - TODD, YOU LOOK...
I CAN'T THINK OF A WORDCopy !req
208. THAT'S NOT
GONNA HURT YOUR FEELINGS.Copy !req
209. YOU NEED TO GO HOME.Copy !req
210. - NO, I'LL BE FINE.
I JUST GOTTA KEEP IT TOGETHERCopy !req
211. SO I CAN MAKE IT TO THE GAME.Copy !req
212. - IT'S TIME!
- WHOA!Copy !req
213. BOY, YOU'RE
HERE TO TAKE MY SOUL,Copy !req
214. OR YOU'RE A RAIDERS FAN—
WHICH WOULD BE WORSE.Copy !req
215. - WHO'S READY
FOR BEER, POTATO SKINS,Copy !req
216. AND BARELY DEAD
CHICKEN WINGS?Copy !req
217. - UGH!
- WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
218. - HE ATE FOUR GOLGAPPAS.Copy !req
219. - ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
220. WHY DO YOU THINK
I CALL THEM "GOLGAPOOPS?"Copy !req
221. I GOT POOP NICKNAMES FOR
PRETTY MUCH EVERY INDIAN FOOD.Copy !req
222. LAMB VINDAPOOH,
SHISH KA-PLOP,Copy !req
223. CHICKEN TAN-DOOKIE.
- UGH, CHARLIE, PLEASE.Copy !req
224. - I'M JUST SAYING,
YOU MADE A ROOKIE MISTAKE.Copy !req
225. MY FIRST YEAR HERE,
I ATE FOOD OFF THE STREET,Copy !req
226. I WAS SICK ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
227. CHECK OUT MY I.D. PICTURE
I TOOK WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE.Copy !req
228. - HEH, YOU WERE HUGE.Copy !req
229. - YEP.
I LOST 80 POUNDS.Copy !req
230. HAD TO HAVE THAT SURGERY
TO GET THE EXTRA SKIN REMOVED.Copy !req
231. AT LEAST I GOT
A WALLET OUT OF IT.Copy !req
232. - OH!Copy !req
233. - WELL, LOOKS LIKE
SOMEBODY'S NOT GETTINGCopy !req
234. A CHARLIE BELT FOR
CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
235. - OH.Copy !req
236. - OH, MAN,
YOU BETTER GO HOME.Copy !req
237. YOU'RE GONNA BE OUTTA
COMMISSION FOR A FEW DAYS.Copy !req
238. - NO WAY,
I AM GOING TO THE GAME.Copy !req
239. - DUDE, COME ON.
- NO, CHIEFS-RAIDERS ON TV, MAN.Copy !req
240. NOT MISSING IT.Copy !req
241. YEAH, JUST
A LITTLE DEHYDRATED, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
242. JUST... BE FINE.Copy !req
243. ACTUALLY, THINK
I'M GETTING A SECOND WIND.Copy !req
244. - I'M SURE
HE APPRECIATES THE CONCERN,Copy !req
245. BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW...
YOU'RE IN THE SPLASH ZONE.Copy !req
246. YEAH.Copy !req
247. - SIR, IN YOUR ABSENCE, SHOULD
I ASSUME THE DUTIES OF MANAGER?Copy !req
248. - OH, GOD.Copy !req
249. - SO AT 2:35, YOU ARE ADMITTING
THAT YOU ARE UNFIT FOR OFFICECopy !req
250. AND GIVING VERBAL
PERMISSION TO RAJIV GIDWANICopy !req
251. TO ASSUME ALL
THE DUTIES OF MANAGER.Copy !req
252. - WHATEVER.Copy !req
253. - NOTE THAT
THE SUBJECT HAS CONFIRMEDCopy !req
254. IN AMERICAN SLANG!Copy !req
255. - LET'S GET YOU HOME.
- NO.Copy !req
256. I'M GOING TO THE GAME.
- TODD.Copy !req
257. - I'M NOT MISSING THIS.Copy !req
258. - ATTENTION WORKERS...Copy !req
259. TODD IS INDISPOSED.
UNTIL HE RETURNS,Copy !req
260. OR—HEAVEN FORBID—
PERISHES,Copy !req
261. I AM ASSUMING
COMPLETE CONTROL.Copy !req
262. - YOU JUST HAPPENED
TO HAVE THOSE IN YOUR DESK?Copy !req
263. - SILENCE.
UNLIKE TODD,Copy !req
264. I'M NOT SUSCEPTIBLE TO
YOUR FLIRTATIONS.Copy !req
265. - RAJIV!
I AM SPOKEN FOR.Copy !req
266. - I AM SPOKEN FOR AS WELL.Copy !req
267. SO YOU BETTER GET USED TO
THE IDEA THAT THIS...Copy !req
268. IS OFF LIMITS.Copy !req
269. STARTING TOMORROW, YOU
WILL FOLLOW A STRICT DRESS CODE.Copy !req
270. YOUR DESKS WILL BE SPOTLESS,Copy !req
271. AND THERE WILL BE
NO MORE PERSONAL ITEMS.Copy !req
272. - BUT TODD GAVE THOSE TO ME.Copy !req
273. HE WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO
THROW THEM AWAY.Copy !req
274. - TODD HAS GIVEN ME
COMPLETE AUTHORITY.Copy !req
275. LISTEN FOR YOURSELF.Copy !req
276. - WHATEVER.Copy !req
277. - AND YOU...Copy !req
278. WIPE THAT DUMBSTRUCK LOOK
OFF YOUR FACE.Copy !req
279. TOMORROW, COME UP WITH
THREE NEW FACIAL EXPRESSIONSCopy !req
280. AND I'LL CHOOSE
THE LEAST OFFENSIVE ONE.Copy !req
281. DON'T BRING THAT ONE.Copy !req
282. NOT GREAT, BUT
THAT'S THE ONE TO BEAT.Copy !req
283. - HAPPY NOW?Copy !req
284. - HEY, WE CALLED EARLIER.Copy !req
285. CAN YOU PUT
THE FOOTBALL GAME ON?Copy !req
286. HAVE A COUPLE BEERS?Copy !req
287. LOOKS LIKE
IT HASN'T STARTED YET.Copy !req
288. - YES,
WE DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING.Copy !req
289. - HEY, WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
290. YOUR CHEERLEADERS ARE
WEARING JACKETS AND LONG PANTS.Copy !req
291. - IT'S KANSAS CITY IN DECEMBER,
THEY'D BE FREEZING.Copy !req
292. - THAT'S WHAT
I WAS HOPING TO SEE.Copy !req
293. TODD, WHEN A NIPPLE GETS COLD—
- I KNOW, MANMEET.Copy !req
294. - HERE WE GO.Copy !req
295. O-O-O-O-OH!Copy !req
296. - OH...Copy !req
297. - LOOKS LIKE A DIFFERENT
KIND OF KICK-OFF.Copy !req
298. - HEY, TODD, YOU OKAY, MAN?Copy !req
299. COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
300. TODD.
I'M SORRY, MY FRIEND IS SICK.Copy !req
301. IT'S GONNA BE A WHILE.
- I'VE BEEN WAITING 15 MINUTES.Copy !req
302. COME ON,
HURRY UP IN THERE.Copy !req
303. YOU'RE MONOPOLIZING
THE TOILET.Copy !req
304. - I SUGGEST YOU USE
THE LADIES ROOM.Copy !req
305. YEAH!Copy !req
306. GOOD ONE.
- THAT WAS KIND OF FUN.Copy !req
307. I FEEL SO POWERFUL
DRESSED LIKE THIS.Copy !req
308. - DOES IT
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTERCopy !req
309. ABOUT BEING POWERLESS
IN REAL LIFE?Copy !req
310. - IT REALLY DOES.Copy !req
311. - HOW YOU HOLDING UP
IN THERE, MAN?Copy !req
312. - I WANNA GO HOME.Copy !req
313. - YOU HAVE ENOUGH
STRENGTH TO OPEN THE DOOR?Copy !req
314. - NO, I MEANT KANSAS CITY.
I'M SICK OF MISSING STUFF.Copy !req
315. YOU KNOW,
PARTIES WITH MY FRIENDSCopy !req
316. AND HOLIDAYS WITH MY FAMILY.Copy !req
317. - YOU'RE NOT
IN KANSAS ANYMORE, TODD.Copy !req
318. - VERY CLEVER, MANMEET.Copy !req
319. - HEY, WHAT'S CLEVER?
I WAS AGREEING.Copy !req
320. THIS IS MUMBAI, MAN, YOU'RE
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
321. - YEAH.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.Copy !req
322. HE'S HOMESICK.
- OH.Copy !req
323. ARE YOU HOMESICK, TODD?Copy !req
324. - SH.Copy !req
325. - GUPTA,
SIGN FOR THE PACKAGE.Copy !req
326. - CAN'T SOMEONE ELSE GET IT?Copy !req
327. THESE SHOES ARE KILLING ME.Copy !req
328. I HAD TO RENT THEM
FROM MY 12-YEAR-OLD COUSIN.Copy !req
329. - EVERYONE IS ON A CALL,
JUST GO.Copy !req
330. AH!Copy !req
331. AH, HEH, AYE, GA!Copy !req
332. AH, AH!Copy !req
333. AH, EH, AH, HA!Copy !req
334. HA, EH, EH, EH!Copy !req
335. COME ON.Copy !req
336. NEH.Copy !req
337. AH, AH, AH, AH.Copy !req
338. HA, HA, EH, EH, OH.Copy !req
339. AT LEAST WITH THESE SHOES,
I'M TWO INCHES TALLER.Copy !req
340. I THINK I'M
FINALLY GETTING RESPECT.Copy !req
341. - QUIET, DONKEY.
- JUST A THEORY.Copy !req
342. - LEAVE ME ALONE, I HAVE
AN EXECUTIVE DECISION TO MAKE.Copy !req
343. - ISN'T THAT
JUST THE PHONE BILL?Copy !req
344. - HARDLY.Copy !req
345. OUR CURRENT PLAN IS EXPIRING,
AND I MUST SORT THROUGHCopy !req
346. THE OPTIONS SO
OUR SERVICE IS NOT INTERRUPTED.Copy !req
347. - WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT
FOR TODD TO FIGURE IT OUT?Copy !req
348. - I AM GOD NOW.Copy !req
349. WAIT, DID I JUST SAY GOD?
I MEANT TODD.Copy !req
350. I AM TODD NOW.Copy !req
351. I MAKE THE DECISIONS.
NOW GO.Copy !req
352. - HA!Copy !req
353. OW.Copy !req
354. - THE GOLD PLAN HAS
A MORE ATTRACTIVE RATE UP FRONT,Copy !req
355. BUT I MUST COMMIT TO FOUR YEARS.
BUT THE PLATINUM PLANCopy !req
356. HAS UNLIMITED NETWORK-TO-NETWORK
CALL BUNDLING.Copy !req
357. WHAT DO I DO?
THIS IS SO MUCH HARDERCopy !req
358. THAN CRITICIZING
TODD'S DECISIONS.Copy !req
359. - AH.Copy !req
360. AH, EH.
AH, EH.Copy !req
361. GOOD-BYE, RAJIV.Copy !req
362. I TOLD YOU,
WE COULD'VE LEFT HOURS AGO.Copy !req
363. AH!Copy !req
364. MUCH BETTER.Copy !req
365. - MAYBE FOR YOU.Copy !req
366. - THE GOLD PLAN IS CHEAPEST.Copy !req
367. PUT THE PLATINUM PLAN HAS
THE MOST PICTURES.Copy !req
368. YOU'RE OVERTHINKING THIS.Copy !req
369. THERE MUST BE A LOGICAL WAYCopy !req
370. TO MAKE AN INFORMED
BUSINESS DECISION.Copy !req
371. - MM, THIS IS AN IMPORTANT
MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
372. - YES, EXACTLY.Copy !req
373. - WAIT, I SEE
AN APARTMENT IN EAST DADAR.Copy !req
374. THIRD FLOOR.
ROMANCE NOVEL BY A MAN'S BED.Copy !req
375. - YES, EXCELLENT.
I LIVE THERE.Copy !req
376. I'M ALMOST FINISHED
WITH THE BOOK.Copy !req
377. IT'S LIKE THEY
WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.Copy !req
378. DON'T TELL ME HOW IT ENDS.Copy !req
379. ANYWAY, TELL ME
WHICH PLAN I SHOULD SELECT.Copy !req
380. - I SEE GOLD.Copy !req
381. THANK YOU.Copy !req
382. THE GOLD PLAN.
OF COURSE, THE GOLD PLAN.Copy !req
383. - NO, WAIT, IT'S ORANGE.Copy !req
384. - THERE IS NO ORANGE PLAN.Copy !req
385. - ORANGE FLAMES.Copy !req
386. YOUR APARTMENT IS IN DANGER
OF BURNING TO THE GROUND.Copy !req
387. A GREAT FIRE IS COMING!Copy !req
388. - FOCUS!
I NEED TO CHOOSE A CALL PLAN.Copy !req
389. - I HEAR SCREAMING!
- YOU ARE USELESS.Copy !req
390. - PEOPLE WILL DIE.Copy !req
391. - AH, NO THANK YOU.Copy !req
392. I DON'T THINK
I CAN HANDLE THAT YET.Copy !req
393. DO YOU HAVE ANY GINGER ALE?Copy !req
394. SALTINES?Copy !req
395. TUMS?Copy !req
396. YOU'RE
THE WORST GENIE EVER.Copy !req
397. - ARE YOU PREPARED FORCopy !req
398. THE AMERICAN-RULES
FOOTBALL CONTEST?Copy !req
399. - I TOLD YOU,
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?Copy !req
400. IT'S SIX WORDS, MAN.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
401. - YOU MISSED YOUR GAME,
SO...Copy !req
402. WE ARE RE-CREATING
GAME DAY FOR YOU.Copy !req
403. - I SCHOOLED YOUR CREW ON
THE FINER POINTS OF TAILGATING.Copy !req
404. - I WILL BE SERVING BEER
FROM MY HEAD.Copy !req
405. LATER?
OKAY.Copy !req
406. - I WENT ONLINE AND I FOUND
A RECIPE FOR KANSAS CITY RIBS,Copy !req
407. AND I MADE THEM.
- ARE THEY BABY BACK?Copy !req
408. - THEY'RE
ACTUALLY VEGETARIAN.Copy !req
409. THEY'RE MILK FAT
PRESSED AROUND CELERY.Copy !req
410. - I TRIED ONE.
THEY'RE AMAZING.Copy !req
411. STAY AWAY, I CALL THEM
BABY CRAP RIBS.Copy !req
412. - LOOK...Copy !req
413. THERE'S SALSA WHERE
THE BRAIN MATTER SHOULD BE.Copy !req
414. - AND BEST OF ALL,Copy !req
415. ARE YOU READY?
WE HAD THE I.T. GUYSCopy !req
416. DOWNLOAD THE CHIEF'S GAME
FOR US TO WATCH.Copy !req
417. - OH!
- ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.Copy !req
418. GET READY TO EXPERIENCE
THE ROAR OF 70,000 RABID FANS.Copy !req
419. - ALL RIGHT...Copy !req
420. NOW THIS IS A SUNDAY TRADITIONCopy !req
421. I HOPE GOES ON FOR YEARS.Copy !req
422. THERE'S NO PLACE
I'D RATHER BE,Copy !req
423. AND NOBODY
I'D RATHER BE WITH.Copy !req
424. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
READY FOR THE KICK-OFF.Copy !req
425. MCCLUSTER IS BACK TO RECEIVE.Copy !req
426. HERE WE GO!Copy !req
427. O-O-O-O-OH!Copy !req
428. - YEAH.Copy !req
429. - ARE THERE ANY FOOTBALL
PLAYERS WHO ARE INDIAN?Copy !req
430. - I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
431. - OOH!
OH.Copy !req
432. OH, MAN DOWN.Copy !req
433. HERE COMES THE MEDICAL STAFF.
- OH!Copy !req
434. THERE ARE THE INDIANS!Copy !req
435. - YEAH!Copy !req
436. - WELCOME BACK, SIR.
- WHOA.Copy !req
437. RAJIV,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?Copy !req
438. YOU LOOK WORSE THAN I DID
A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.Copy !req
439. - SIR, I HAVE BEEN
VERY BUSY IN YOUR ABSENCE.Copy !req
440. OUR PHONE PLAN
IS UP FOR RENEWAL,Copy !req
441. AND AFTER EXHAUSTIVE ANALYSIS
OF OUR PROJECTED GROWTH,Copy !req
442. RISK LIABILITY,
AND CURRENT REVENUE STREAM—Copy !req
443. - OH, YEAH, THEY GOT A HOLD
OF ME YESTERDAY ON MY CELL.Copy !req
444. I WENT WITH
THE PLATINUM PLAN.Copy !req
445. - YES.
IF YOU FLIP TO PAGE 72,Copy !req
446. YOU CAN SEE I CAME TO
A SIMILAR CONCLUSION.Copy !req
447. I MOCKED UP
AN OSCAR ENVELOPECopy !req
448. TO MAKE THE REVEAL
SOMETHING SPECIAL.Copy !req
449. BUT... HERE WE ARE.Copy !req
450. - RAJIV, THIS
IS REALLY THOROUGH.Copy !req
451. WAIT.Copy !req
452. WHY IS THERE A WHOLE CHAPTER
AFTER YOUR CONCLUSION?Copy !req
453. - IT'S THE DEVIL'S
ADVOCATE SECTION.Copy !req
454. WHERE I IMAGINE
HOW YOUR SATAN WOULD ARGUECopy !req
455. AGAINST
NETWORK-TO-NETWORK BUNDLING.Copy !req
456. I—I'M IMPRESSED.Copy !req
457. I SHOULD BE GIVING YOU
MORE RESPONSIBILITIES.Copy !req
458. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
459. WE NEED A NEW COPIER.Copy !req
460. MAYBE YOU CAN DECIDE
WHICH ONE WE SHOULD GET.Copy !req
461. THERE MUST BE HUNDREDS
OF DIFFERENT COPIERS.Copy !req
462. - AW, YOU'LL PICK
THE RIGHT ONE.Copy !req
463. - SO...?Copy !req
464. - I SEE THEM OVERCHARGING YOU
ON THE TONER.Copy !req
465. - YES, THAT'S HOW
THEY GET YOU.Copy !req
466. - I THINK YOU MIGHT
WANT TO CONSIDER—Copy !req
467. OH, YOUR 30 MINUTES IS UP.Copy !req
468. - HERE, WITCH.Copy !req
469. NOW, SHOULD I GET
THE EXTENDED WARRANTY?Copy !req
470. - ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
471. NEVER GET
THE EXTENDED WARRANTY.Copy !req