1. I'm back!Copy !req
2. No one's home?Copy !req
3. You've done well to make it this far.Copy !req
4. Allow me to congratulate you.Copy !req
5. This is my home...Copy !req
6. Don't be so nice to me, I just don't know how to reactCopy !req
7. sonna yasashiku shinai de donna kao sureba ii no?Copy !req
8. With all these words piling up,Copy !req
9. tsumikasaneta kotoba deCopy !req
10. I can't even see your faceCopy !req
11. mienai yo kimi no yokogaoCopy !req
12. Where is it? I lost my key, now I can't find itCopy !req
13. dokodakke? nakushita kagi ha mitsukaranai mama deCopy !req
14. Sigh, I'll burn out if I keep acting like this whenever we fightCopy !req
15. tameiki... surechigai ni iji hatte tsukarechauCopy !req
16. Maybe we're close? I just can't figure outCopy !req
17. hon no sukoshi chikaku kimi to no kyori gaCopy !req
18. umaku tsukamenainda ato chotto na no niCopy !req
19. Just how far away I am, even though you're right thereCopy !req
20. sonna yasashikushinaide hora mata kizutsukeatteCopy !req
21. Don't be so nice to me, see? We hurt each other againCopy !req
22. tsumikasaneta uso de mou ugokenakunatteruCopy !req
23. With all these lies piling up, I can't even moveCopy !req
24. sugu ni ai ni ikitai kedo kotoba ha mitsukaranai shiCopy !req
25. I want to see you now, but I don't know what to sayCopy !req
26. If this is the end for our story, I want you to see my smileCopy !req
27. saigo no ichi pe-ji kurai kimi ni ha egao misetaiCopy !req
28. There's No Way My Little Sister
Could Write a NovelCopy !req
29. A screening? Of Meruru?Copy !req
30. Yes.Copy !req
31. Why do you guys have to do it here?Copy !req
32. A few days ago, in Akihabara...Copy !req
33. What, you've only watched six episodes?Copy !req
34. Quiet. I'm busy with my own life, you know.Copy !req
35. Be grateful that I've even watched to episode 6.Copy !req
36. Frankly, it's incredibly boring.Copy !req
37. Even with these eyes which far surpass humans', I can't find anything good in it.Copy !req
38. Maybe your eyes have gone bad from watching your Maschera.Copy !req
39. What did you just say?Copy !req
40. There, there, there!Copy !req
41. Why don't we have a screening of Meruru and Maschera this Thursday then?Copy !req
42. Why?Copy !req
43. You two are always having the same argument.Copy !req
44. Your prejudices might be preventing you from seeing each other's anime in a different light.Copy !req
45. That's not—Copy !req
46. If we watch it together and offer commentary, you might find a new perspective.Copy !req
47. So, Miss "My parents are always gone Thursdays so I can watch anime on the big screen in the living room! Yahoo!"Copy !req
48. aka your little sister, gave in and agreed.Copy !req
49. I see...Copy !req
50. Wait, then where's Kirino?Copy !req
51. Her room, probably.Copy !req
52. And Saori?Copy !req
53. Something urgent came up so she can't make it.Copy !req
54. So basically, it's just you and Kirino today?Copy !req
55. Yes.Copy !req
56. I get it.Copy !req
57. I get it now.Copy !req
58. I get it perfectly.Copy !req
59. You got into a fight with her.Copy !req
60. Basically.Copy !req
61. Mr. Kyousuke, the rest 'tis left to you.Copy !req
62. 'Tis really left to me, Miss Saori?Copy !req
63. It's more trouble than I want, but...Copy !req
64. I do owe Saori a lot.Copy !req
65. Guess I'll have to.Copy !req
66. Alright. Eat up.Copy !req
67. Alright.Copy !req
68. So, what did you get into a fight over?Copy !req
69. Anime again?Copy !req
70. Novels.Copy !req
71. Novels?Copy !req
72. Calling that aberration a novel goes against my principles, but your sister said,Copy !req
73. "Oh, right. You wrote novels on some site or something, right?"Copy !req
74. Woah, that was a scarily good!Copy !req
75. She put her soul into that!Copy !req
76. "I tried writing one too. Care to read it?"Copy !req
77. "Well, it's perfect, like everything else I do."Copy !req
78. That'd be enough to get me pissed off.Copy !req
79. Right?Copy !req
80. So, was it boring?Copy !req
81. I wanted to kill her.Copy !req
82. It was that bad?Copy !req
83. What was it about? I'm actually kind of curious now.Copy !req
84. To start with,Copy !req
85. the main character was a mirror image of the author.Copy !req
86. She refers to herself with "atashi".Copy !req
87. That's not all.Copy !req
88. She'll start a new paragraph after two or three words...Copy !req
89. She'll start a new page just because she feels like it...Copy !req
90. There are more symbols and emotes than actual words...Copy !req
91. More than half of it is self-glorification.Copy !req
92. And in the end, a goth loli character clearly modeled after me gets raped and dies.Copy !req
93. That's so wrong!Copy !req
94. Wow, yeah, that's definitely something to get angry about.Copy !req
95. Go on. Eat up, eat up.Copy !req
96. It won't make up for it, but...Copy !req
97. Okay.Copy !req
98. But you write novels too?Copy !req
99. No wonder you can point out flaws so easily.Copy !req
100. I wouldn't be able to explain what's wrong with her novel.Copy !req
101. It's hard to judge things like that unless you know how to write one properly yourself.Copy !req
102. I think you're misunderstanding things.Copy !req
103. There is no "correct" for a work of literature.Copy !req
104. However it's written, it can't be "wrong".Copy !req
105. That's what I think.Copy !req
106. Everyone has a different reason for writing, so that's just naturally how it is.Copy !req
107. There can be no absolute correct way to write.Copy !req
108. My complaints just now simply mean that it was not something I could enjoy.Copy !req
109. Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
110. I see...Copy !req
111. I don't get it at all.Copy !req
112. Well, let me just go put this in my room.Copy !req
113. Kirino!Copy !req
114. You're there, right? Open up—Copy !req
115. What are you doing?Copy !req
116. Eroge.Copy !req
117. What kind of host invites a friend over then goes to play eroge alone?Copy !req
118. It's got nothing to do with you.Copy !req
119. And anyway, she started it.Copy !req
120. Yeah, right!Copy !req
121. She said your novel has a character modeled after her that gets raped and dies!Copy !req
122. What?Copy !req
123. What's she talking about?Copy !req
124. Here.Copy !req
125. Read this.Copy !req
126. Manga and a novel?Copy !req
127. That Kuroneko...Copy !req
128. That Kusoneko wrote this Maschera alternate ending doujinshi.Copy !req
129. You didn't have to start over just to insult her...Copy !req
130. So, what about this book?Copy !req
131. "Hmph. Then while I read this novel that already smells like crap, you can read this."Copy !req
132. Woah, that was scarily good!Copy !req
133. She put her soul into that!Copy !req
134. Was it boring?Copy !req
135. I wanted to kill her.Copy !req
136. It was that bad?Copy !req
137. What's it about?Copy !req
138. After the last boss of the first season, Queen of Nightmare, is defeated by Shikkoku, she gets shifted back in time to the start of the story.Copy !req
139. Oh, Shikkoku is Maschera's main character.Copy !req
140. So she takes over the corpse of a girl that dies in the original story and gets closer to Shikkoku as a normal girl.Copy !req
141. What's so bad about that though?Copy !req
142. It actually sounds pretty interesting.Copy !req
143. What?Copy !req
144. You flipped through the pages a little, and now you think you can comment on it?Copy !req
145. The worst part of this book isn't that obvious.Copy !req
146. Look at this! The page is practically black!Copy !req
147. Over 90% of it is words.Copy !req
148. Ever thought of starting a new paragraph?Copy !req
149. And there are so many obscure words and idioms too!Copy !req
150. Can't you just simply say "Boom!" when something explodes, or "Augh!" when someone gets hit?Copy !req
151. On top of that, this doujinshi requires that you read this 200-page encyclopedia of errata, otherwise you won't understand half of it.Copy !req
152. Basically, she just wrote this for her own self-gratification!Copy !req
153. And what pisses me off most of all...Copy !req
154. A loli character clearly modeled after me is the main character's sex slave!Copy !req
155. That's definitely something to get angry about!Copy !req
156. Right? Right?Copy !req
157. Damn goth loli...Copy !req
158. Turning my sister into a sex slave?Copy !req
159. Wait...Copy !req
160. Didn't I just do something just like this?Copy !req
161. What's wrong?Copy !req
162. Nothing.Copy !req
163. Wait a second...Copy !req
164. Did you actually read through that entire encyclopedia?Copy !req
165. I wouldn't be able to complain if I didn't.Copy !req
166. You guys really are good friends...Copy !req
167. Alright. I get it.Copy !req
168. I get it now.Copy !req
169. How about this?Copy !req
170. The point of this visit was a Meruru screening, right?Copy !req
171. Let's try doing that then.Copy !req
172. Otherwise, it'll just be a waste of your time.Copy !req
173. Fine, I guess.Copy !req
174. And isn't this your once-in-a-week chance to watch anime on the big screen?Copy !req
175. Not like I care.Copy !req
176. Saori?Copy !req
177. Hello?Copy !req
178. Mr. Kyousuke, it's me.Copy !req
179. Yeah. What's up?Copy !req
180. I'm done over here.Copy !req
181. How are things going on your front?Copy !req
182. Right now, it seems the first cannon may be lit at any time.Copy !req
183. Sorry to keep you waiting!Copy !req
184. Now then, let us begin our screening!Copy !req
185. Hey, you can't watch it like that!Copy !req
186. You need not worry!Copy !req
187. I will play it here at the same time.Copy !req
188. We may be far separated, but we are of one mind.Copy !req
189. A new definition for "live screening"...Copy !req
190. Well then, let's start the screening.Copy !req
191. Stardust Witch Meruru!Copy !req
192. Starts now!Copy !req
193. Yes!Copy !req
194. Meru-chan! Meru-chan! Meru-chan! Meru-chan!Copy !req
195. Why are you going crazy right from the start?Copy !req
196. My, it sounds like it's going well.Copy !req
197. Stardust Witch Meruru, on the job!Copy !req
198. Hey, isn't this kinda sketchy?Copy !req
199. Can they really show this on TV?Copy !req
200. This is the DVD version.Copy !req
201. For the TV broadcast, ribbons hide the little girl's naked body.Copy !req
202. Don't call her a little girl!Copy !req
203. Fans went wild when some station aired the uncensored version one time.Copy !req
204. Yeah... This is...Copy !req
205. Kinda dangerous?Copy !req
206. The first reason why I can't like this anime.Copy !req
207. The opening theme is an electronic song.Copy !req
208. With more force thanCopy !req
209. A meteorite!Copy !req
210. She's basically saying, "I'm going to release my full-power magic into you at point blank, so don't move, bitch".Copy !req
211. This girl can bombard her opponent with attacks with a smile on her face.Copy !req
212. Disturbing.Copy !req
213. Too many things these days mix loli and ero, and not just in anime either.Copy !req
214. I can only weep over the fact that people keep buying this kind of vulgar crap.Copy !req
215. The public needs to put more attention into maintaining an aesthetic sense.Copy !req
216. You don't get it, do you?Copy !req
217. The theme of Meruru is friendship.Copy !req
218. Don't say things just because the Maschera DVDs line up well together.Copy !req
219. Friendship?Copy !req
220. Where in this story is there friendship?Copy !req
221. Please explain.Copy !req
222. In episode six, Meruru obliterates her friend-turned-Dark Witch Al-chan using her Meteo Impact.Copy !req
223. With a huge smile on face.Copy !req
224. I said that was unexpected!Copy !req
225. Nitpicking at all the small details...Copy !req
226. And besides, she revives Al-chan during the B part!Copy !req
227. You can bring back anyone who dies or anything that breaks in the magical field later!Copy !req
228. Mr. Kyousuke? What's going on?Copy !req
229. What kind of a cop-out plot device is that?Copy !req
230. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
231. It's perfectly fine!Copy !req
232. Ah whatever, fight all you want...Copy !req
233. And she was saved in the end, so it worked out fine!Copy !req
234. And anyway, what's with the constant "I'm awesome! I'm awesome!" talk in Maschera?Copy !req
235. Well, I guess this is friendship.Copy !req
236. I'm back.Copy !req
237. What's wrong?Copy !req
238. Y-You...Copy !req
239. My laptop...Copy !req
240. Something wrong with your laptop?Copy !req
241. You were looking at porn sites on my laptop!Copy !req
242. Wh-What are you talking about?Copy !req
243. The evidence is right there!Copy !req
244. How could you even think of making me see something like that?Copy !req
245. I can't believe it!Copy !req
246. You're the worst!Copy !req
247. Come on, don't cry!Copy !req
248. I'm not crying!Copy !req
249. Sorry! I'm sorry!Copy !req
250. I won't look at them again!Copy !req
251. I'm sorry I did it!Copy !req
252. I'm calling you Porn Hunter from now on!Copy !req
253. Please spare me that!Copy !req
254. You're going to make up for this.Copy !req
255. Make up?Copy !req
256. Life counseling!Copy !req
257. What is this?Copy !req
258. My latest work.Copy !req
259. Another novel.Copy !req
260. You're still writing?Copy !req
261. What, got a problem with that?Copy !req
262. No, not at all!Copy !req
263. I figured out my writing style from the last one.Copy !req
264. So this time I figured I should just write about what I like.Copy !req
265. And that's what this is?Copy !req
266. What's it about?Copy !req
267. Can't you tell from the title?Copy !req
268. It's about me, an astronaut, winding up on a planet full of little sisters and doing amazing things.Copy !req
269. That makes no sense to me!Copy !req
270. It felt completely different when I finished writing it.Copy !req
271. So...Copy !req
272. I submitted it here.Copy !req
273. You know the light novel publisher Raigeki Bunko?Copy !req
274. An editor there read it and asked if I want it published as a book!Copy !req
275. Eh? Seriously?Copy !req
276. Yeah!Copy !req
277. Your book's getting published?Copy !req
278. This is becoming a book?Copy !req
279. Don't shout like that!Copy !req
280. I don't want Mom and Dad to know yet.Copy !req
281. Also, it's not for sure yet.Copy !req
282. The editor said that it's hard for readers to get into something like this.Copy !req
283. But he said he could feel my passion for little sisters in the writing!Copy !req
284. He said it was overflowing with it!Copy !req
285. Wow. Her love for little sisters is already at a pro level...Copy !req
286. But I don't want to touch "My Star" again.Copy !req
287. I kind of feel like I've finished it.Copy !req
288. She's acting like an artist already?Copy !req
289. So I decided to write something new!Copy !req
290. Why on earth did I have to follow my sister here to help her do research?Copy !req
291. So, what's it about?Copy !req
292. It takes place in a post-apocalyptic Tokyo,Copy !req
293. and the main character goes around saving girls and rebuilding the world with them.Copy !req
294. Exciting, right?Copy !req
295. Can't you write anything normal?Copy !req
296. I'm surprised that this Raigeki Bunko place would publish something like that...Copy !req
297. I want to see what one of the characters feels for myself, if possible.Copy !req
298. I need you to walk into the middle of that and get hit by a runaway car.Copy !req
299. Why?Copy !req
300. A big one, if possible.Copy !req
301. Like a bus or a dump truck.Copy !req
302. I'll die!Copy !req
303. It's the only way I can learn how to convey the fear and panic to my readers.Copy !req
304. And after this incident, the main character learns how precious life is.Copy !req
305. And my life isn't?Copy !req
306. Why do I have to get turned into a red splatter on the ground on Christmas?Copy !req
307. You're useless...Copy !req
308. Fine then.Copy !req
309. I'll just figure out how to do it with some pictures.Copy !req
310. Be grateful.Copy !req
311. You'd better be more useful at the next spot.Copy !req
312. Hey, shopping here can't possibly have anything to do with your novel.Copy !req
313. Have you even read the plot?Copy !req
314. The main character starts by going on a date here for Christmas Eve.Copy !req
315. After she leaves, the incident happens.Copy !req
316. Shiori-chan survives and appears here too.Copy !req
317. So you got this idea from an eroge?Copy !req
318. Also, the clothes and accessories bought here are given to the little sisters in other towns.Copy !req
319. It's an important point at the start of the book.Copy !req
320. What kind of convenient survival is that?Copy !req
321. And what other towns are there, anyway?Copy !req
322. Akiba, Otome Road, Harajuku, and Nakano Broadway.Copy !req
323. That's completely messed up!Copy !req
324. Anyway, buy this for me.Copy !req
325. Like hell I can!Copy !req
326. And why do you need that in the first place?Copy !req
327. You really don't get it.Copy !req
328. It's things like this that become emotional support in the future!Copy !req
329. Isn't that natural, if you receive it from the person you love?Copy !req
330. I'm talking about the story in the novel, of course.Copy !req
331. Come on, stop complaining and go buy it already.Copy !req
332. There are other places we need to go.Copy !req
333. Lend me some cash then.Copy !req
334. What?Copy !req
335. I've only got ¥18,000 on me.Copy !req
336. If you want to give me the difference, I'll go buy it for you.Copy !req
337. You're unbelievable!Copy !req
338. Why don't you have enough cash on you?Copy !req
339. Who would normally be able to just slap down ¥30,000 on an accessory?Copy !req
340. What kind of boyfriend is this supposed to be?Copy !req
341. A young president for a venture capitalist corporation.Copy !req
342. Why don't you just use him for the survival story?Copy !req
343. Instead, you're hitting him with a car and stealing his little sister?Copy !req
344. You're pretty hardcore.Copy !req
345. Fine then.Copy !req
346. We can go to my usual shop.Copy !req
347. They sell cheap but pretty accessories there.Copy !req
348. And why do you want me to buy something for you that badly?Copy !req
349. Okay, next is...Copy !req
350. There's more?Copy !req
351. It's getting cold. Let's go home already.Copy !req
352. Why are you complaining?Copy !req
353. You've been useless the whole time.Copy !req
354. Well, sorry.Copy !req
355. I'm a simple high school student.Copy !req
356. I'm not qualified to be an author's assistant.Copy !req
357. What, are you trying to be sarcastic?Copy !req
358. Not really.Copy !req
359. I'm just a bit annoyed at having to pay for your "research".Copy !req
360. Aren't you just doing this for your own self-gratification?Copy !req
361. I don't know what the editor told you, but your story is just ideas out of your eroge in the first place,Copy !req
362. so it's not like you need to resear—Copy !req
363. Wha—Copy !req
364. What are you doing?Copy !req
365. When he first finds Shiori-chan, she's standing in the pouring rain.Copy !req
366. Pinned down by the debris, her screams for help are heard by no one.Copy !req
367. She's cold, and losing hope...Copy !req
368. The main character is the only one who hears her voice.Copy !req
369. Well?Copy !req
370. Pretty powerful scene, right?Copy !req
371. I'm not doing this for self-gratification or anything...Copy !req
372. I get it.Copy !req
373. I was wrong. Come on!Copy !req
374. Where next?Copy !req
375. Let's see...Copy !req
376. Kyou-chan?Copy !req
377. M-Manami?Copy !req
378. Need something?Copy !req
379. You said you were busy today, right?Copy !req
380. Yeah...Copy !req
381. I made some Christmas cake, so I was thinking if you wanted, you could come over and try some after you're done.Copy !req
382. Alright, if I have time I'll drop by.Copy !req
383. Okay! Thanks!Copy !req
384. Why are you saying thanks?Copy !req
385. Kyou-chan... are you...Copy !req
386. with a girl right now?Copy !req
387. W-Well, I'm with my sister...Copy !req
388. Kirino-chan?Copy !req
389. Yeah...Copy !req
390. So you're on a Christmas date with her?Copy !req
391. Not a date...Copy !req
392. That shower brought me back to life.Copy !req
393. This hotel's bathroom has some weird gadgets...Copy !req
394. Huh?Copy !req
395. Hotel?Copy !req
396. Oh no I'm losing reception!Copy !req
397. Huh?Copy !req
398. Were you talking to someone?Copy !req
399. Oh, Neighbor-girl?Copy !req
400. Put on something, will you?Copy !req
401. Gross!Copy !req
402. Are you fantasizing about your own sister?Copy !req
403. Siscons really are the worst.Copy !req
404. You're the one person I don't want to hear that from!Copy !req
405. I'm supposed to spend a night here sleeping with Shiori-chan...Copy !req
406. But that's enough research.Copy !req
407. I'm sensing danger from you already.Copy !req
408. Hurry up and dry your hair and clothes already!Copy !req
409. Let's leave!Copy !req
410. So did this help at all?Copy !req
411. Was it worth ruining your Christmas Eve?Copy !req
412. Eureka! I've got it!Copy !req
413. I've got a great idea!Copy !req
414. About what?Copy !req
415. What are you doing?Copy !req
416. The light's are going to change.Copy !req
417. It was one messed up Christmas Eve.Copy !req
418. But at that point I had no idea what was about to happen...Copy !req
419. Masquerade! Kono yoru wa DRESS no kuro ni mi o makaseteCopy !req
420. Now, Shall we dance? Odorimashou tsuki no akari no shirabe oCopy !req
421. Budoukai no shoutaijou hitori-kiri de matteta hibiCopy !req
422. Yuki no shiro ni kuroi kafusu akai akai hitomi ni wa namidaCopy !req
423. Mahou no basha de mukae ni kitteCopy !req
424. Awaku namida sora e tokete yuku yoCopy !req
425. Nagareboshi no you niCopy !req
426. Masquerade! Kono yoru wa hoshifuru oka de o-aishimashouCopy !req
427. It's time to dance! toki o wasure eien no warutsu anata toCopy !req
428. Gozen reiji no kane ga natte mo watashi no te o hanasanaide neCopy !req
429. Masquerade is going on saa odorimashou GOTHIC no yoru o futari deCopy !req
430. Masquerade! On this night, I surrender myself to my black dressCopy !req
431. Now, Shall we dance? Let's dance to the moonlight's tuneCopy !req
432. On the days when I waited all alone for the invitation to the ballCopy !req
433. My cuffs were black in the white snow and tears were in my red, red eyesCopy !req
434. Come for me in a magic carriageCopy !req
435. My tears will fade and dissolve into the skyCopy !req
436. Like cometsCopy !req
437. Masquerade! On this night, I surrender myself to my black dressCopy !req
438. Now, Shall we dance? Let's dance to the moonlight's tuneCopy !req
439. Even if the midnight bell tolls, please don't let go of my handCopy !req
440. Masquerade is going on, c'mon, let's dance through the gothic night togetherCopy !req
441. Next time: There's No Way My Little Sister Could Get An AnimeCopy !req
442. There's No Way My Little Sister
Could Get An AnimeCopy !req
443. There's No Way My Little Sister
Could Get An AnimeCopy !req