1. Why are we forced to work?!Copy !req
2. Why must we pay money in order to eat?!Copy !req
3. Can't we all just share?Copy !req
4. The rich get fat while the poor die!Copy !req
5. Where is the true freedom in this world?!Copy !req
6. We are all slaves to our work!Copy !req
7. And is work fun?Copy !req
8. No! How could it be?!Copy !req
9. We do not want to work, period!Copy !req
10. That's why I, Hammerhead,
will change our societyCopy !req
11. into one where only those who want to work
will work, while the rest are supported!Copy !req
12. We will create a utopia!Copy !req
13. The Paradisers led by me, Hammerhead,
will make all this a reality!Copy !req
14. Boss, no one's listening.Copy !req
15. What?!Copy !req
16. Bah! These civilians are idiots!Copy !req
17. Let's go!Copy !req
18. Zeniru's the richest man in town.
We'll wreck his posh penthouse and show them we're serious!Copy !req
19. High-rise apartments are symbols of inequality!Copy !req
20. Yes, sir!Copy !req
21. One punchCopy !req
22. One punchCopy !req
23. One punchCopy !req
24. Three, two, one, kill shotCopy !req
25. Three, two, one, kill shotCopy !req
26. Three, two, one, kill shotCopy !req
27. Veni, vidi, vici!Copy !req
28. Veni, vidi, vici!Copy !req
29. Veni, vidi, vici!Copy !req
30. I can't stand itCopy !req
31. I can't stand itCopy !req
32. I can't stand itCopy !req
33. But I won't stopCopy !req
34. But I won't stopCopy !req
35. But I won't stopCopy !req
36. One punch, one victory, rinse and repeatCopy !req
37. One punch, one victory, rinse and repeatCopy !req
38. One punch, one victory, rinse and repeatCopy !req
39. I win, all the time, no exceptionsCopy !req
40. I win, all the time, no exceptionsCopy !req
41. I win, all the time, no exceptionsCopy !req
42. Power, get powerCopy !req
43. Power, get powerCopy !req
44. Power, get powerCopy !req
45. Until it isn't possible anymoreCopy !req
46. Until it isn't possible anymoreCopy !req
47. Until it isn't possible anymoreCopy !req
48. HeroCopy !req
49. HeroCopy !req
50. HeroCopy !req
51. I don't want applauseCopy !req
52. I don't want applauseCopy !req
53. I don't want applauseCopy !req
54. or people singing my praisesCopy !req
55. or people singing my praisesCopy !req
56. or people singing my praisesCopy !req
57. HeroCopy !req
58. HeroCopy !req
59. HeroCopy !req
60. That's why I fight evil away from prying eyesCopy !req
61. That's why I fight evil away from prying eyesCopy !req
62. That's why I fight evil away from prying eyesCopy !req
63. Nobody knows who he isCopy !req
64. Nobody knows who he isCopy !req
65. Nobody knows who he isCopy !req
66. Enemies darken the skiesCopy !req
67. Enemies darken the skiesCopy !req
68. Enemies darken the skiesCopy !req
69. But I won't turn and fleeCopy !req
70. But I won't turn and fleeCopy !req
71. But I won't turn and fleeCopy !req
72. HeroCopy !req
73. HeroCopy !req
74. HeroCopy !req
75. I fight because I decidedCopy !req
76. I fight because I decidedCopy !req
77. I fight because I decidedCopy !req
78. I would never back downCopy !req
79. I would never back downCopy !req
80. I would never back downCopy !req
81. A solitary heroCopy !req
82. A solitary heroCopy !req
83. A solitary heroCopy !req
84. I wanna be a superheroCopy !req
85. I wanna be a superheroCopy !req
86. I wanna be a superheroCopy !req
87. This whole building is Zeniru's home.Copy !req
88. There's no way he made so much money legally.Copy !req
89. Unforgivable! Bring it down!Copy !req
90. Yes, sir!Copy !req
91. Target destroyed!Copy !req
92. Hm, these experimental
battle suits sure pack a wallop.Copy !req
93. It was definitely worth
risking our lives to steal them.Copy !req
94. Wait, that was the wrong building.Copy !req
95. My bad, Boss.Copy !req
96. Zeniru's house is a little further up.Copy !req
97. Everyone makes mistakes!Copy !req
98. The important thing is
to learn from them. Am I right?Copy !req
99. Yes, you're right!Copy !req
100. All right, then onward to Zeniru's!Copy !req
101. Thanks, bicycle guy!Copy !req
102. Don't come asking to play rock, paper,
scissors with a booger on your finger!Copy !req
103. A dream?Copy !req
104. The terrorist group responsible for
the riots call themselves the Paradisers.Copy !req
105. They have destroyed
a high-rise building in City F.Copy !req
106. The situation seems to be
spiraling out of control.Copy !req
107. We have just learned
the identity of their leader.Copy !req
108. B-CLASS CRIMINAL – HAMMERHEADCopy !req
109. B-CLASS CRIMINAL – HAMMERHEADCopy !req
110. Hammerhead is a B-class criminal who has been
involved in several violent incidents in the past.Copy !req
111. He is a man of large stature,Copy !req
112. standing 2.15 meters tall
and weighing 210 kilograms.Copy !req
113. According to one report, he once fought twenty men
in a street brawl and sent them all to the hospital.Copy !req
114. The Paradisers sent the following
message to this TV station.Copy !req
115. "We will continue to riot until food, clothing, and shelter
are provided free of charge to those who do not work,"Copy !req
116. Sounds pretty boring.Copy !req
117. amongst other unintelligible demands.Copy !req
118. Like Hammerhead, the group is made up ofCopy !req
119. unemployed young men with no motivation to work.Copy !req
120. No need for me to get involved.Copy !req
121. Also, the group members all have shaven heads,Copy !req
122. making them quite intimidating.Copy !req
123. Those who encounter any shaven-headed men
on the street are advised to leave the area immediately.Copy !req
124. What?Copy !req
125. But that's—Copy !req
126. They stoleCopy !req
127. my look!Copy !req
128. I spend all this time trying to be a hero,Copy !req
129. but if they keep acting up
I'll be treated like a villain!Copy !req
130. I'm gonna smash them!Copy !req
131. Run!Copy !req
132. It's them!Copy !req
133. The Paradisers are coming!Copy !req
134. They aren't backing down!Copy !req
135. This is too dangerous!Copy !req
136. Stop right there, you pack of thugs!Copy !req
137. The cyclist for justice, Mumen Rider, is here!Copy !req
138. Mumen Rider has come to save us!Copy !req
139. There's nothing to fear if he's here!Copy !req
140. A hero? What a joke!Copy !req
141. Here I go!Copy !req
142. Somebody call an ambulance!Copy !req
143. Mr. Zeniru, you must flee!Copy !req
144. But running away from terrorists
would hurt my reputation.Copy !req
145. There's no need to leave.Copy !req
146. You're a lucky man,Copy !req
147. having this occur while
I'm still under contract.Copy !req
148. But you're a bodyguard—Copy !req
149. Oh, Sonic!Copy !req
150. Can I leave this to you?Copy !req
151. The men coming are—Copy !req
152. Of course.Copy !req
153. It's their lives you should worry about.Copy !req
154. But please do think of a way
to dispose of the pile of corpses.Copy !req
155. The Paradisers...Copy !req
156. A bunch of upstarts equipped
with some new type of battle suit.Copy !req
157. That and the B-class criminal Hammerhead.Copy !req
158. He might have some backbone.Copy !req
159. THE MODERN NINJACopy !req
160. Boss, you can see Zeniru's building
on the other side of the woods.Copy !req
161. People call it the Golden Turd.Copy !req
162. All right, let's go!Copy !req
163. There's something there.Copy !req
164. I've been waiting for you, Hammerhead.Copy !req
165. Zeniru sent me.Copy !req
166. Let me start out by saying...Copy !req
167. no opponent of mine has ever escaped alive.Copy !req
168. I plan on keeping it that way.Copy !req
169. When it comes to my work, I'm a perfectionist.Copy !req
170. But if you surrender right now, I'll let you live.Copy !req
171. So, what will it be?Copy !req
172. What is this?Copy !req
173. What's going on?Copy !req
174. Why is every—Copy !req
175. Shit!Copy !req
176. Bastard!Copy !req
177. What's this now?Copy !req
178. Trying to intimidate me?Copy !req
179. You can't see me, can you?Copy !req
180. There you are!Copy !req
181. It's a terrorist!Copy !req
182. No, I'm not!Copy !req
183. So he decided to fight instead of run.Copy !req
184. Oops, there goes my bad habit again.Copy !req
185. You're just a little dog
bought with Zeniru's money.Copy !req
186. You think someone like me,
who fights for a noble cause,Copy !req
187. can lose to a dog?!Copy !req
188. Yes, I see what he's up to.Copy !req
189. I see. He really is just a complete fool.Copy !req
190. Couldn't he have at least tried to arrange
the rocks in a less obvious way?Copy !req
191. There are plenty more rocks
where those came from!Copy !req
192. If you don't stop me, they'll keep coming.Copy !req
193. So you think you'll be able to deal with my speed
if you know which direction I'm coming from?Copy !req
194. How pathetic. But I'll play along.Copy !req
195. In fact, I'll take you…Copy !req
196. straight on!Copy !req
197. He's too fast. I can't see him.Copy !req
198. But it doesn't matter if I can't.Copy !req
199. Because of this!Copy !req
200. Gotcha!Copy !req
201. Think about how stupid you were to face off
against me on your way down to Hell!Copy !req
202. It's over.Copy !req
203. Unfortunately, I couldn't go easy on them.Copy !req
204. Yes, Hammerhead's body is here too.Copy !req
205. I'll head back now—Copy !req
206. The body disappeared?Copy !req
207. That was close!Copy !req
208. Good thing he hit my head.Copy !req
209. My skull has always been
several times thicker than normal.Copy !req
210. Dammit. I don't know who that bastard was,
but one day I'm gonna kill—Copy !req
211. Huh?Copy !req
212. Now what?Copy !req
213. Hm?Copy !req
214. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
215. As with the mosquito monster,
I once again underestimated my opponent's power.Copy !req
216. I let my guard down,
and Kabuto took advantage of that.Copy !req
217. If Master Saitama had not been there,
I would certainly have been destroyed.Copy !req
218. I see.Copy !req
219. Well, I'm glad you're okay—Copy !req
220. Doctor…Copy !req
221. Master Saitama saved my life twice.Copy !req
222. You, Doctor Kuseno, restored my life to me.Copy !req
223. Later Master Saitama saved that same life,Copy !req
224. and now he's saved it again.Copy !req
225. Yes, I get the picture, Genos.Copy !req
226. What you're trying to tell me is
how amazing this Saitama fellow is, right?Copy !req
227. Yes.Copy !req
228. Genos, they're not ready just yet,Copy !req
229. but I am developing
a new series of augmentations.Copy !req
230. When I replace your existing
parts with these new ones,Copy !req
231. you may be able to surpass this Saitama.Copy !req
232. I imagine he must possess an enormous amount
of strength for you to go on about him so.Copy !req
233. Yes.Copy !req
234. What's your deal?Copy !req
235. You here to sign up with the Paradisers?Copy !req
236. No, no.Copy !req
237. I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.Copy !req
238. For personal reasons,
I'm here to smash your heads in.Copy !req
239. So, where are your followers?Copy !req
240. Then, die!Copy !req
241. I better get out of here quick.Copy !req
242. Huh?!Copy !req
243. I thought I punched him?Copy !req
244. What a letdown.Copy !req
245. These battle suits got me all excited.Copy !req
246. But the design is lame,Copy !req
247. and all they do is give you
superhuman strength.Copy !req
248. You have no idea how hard it was
to get hold of these things!Copy !req
249. How could you know their value?!Copy !req
250. I've been looking for someone
to test the full power of this suit on!Copy !req
251. Spin attack!Copy !req
252. I used to use that move
all the time when I was a kid...Copy !req
253. Huh?Copy !req
254. No way...Copy !req
255. Hammerhead, huh?Copy !req
256. He's a lot like me.Copy !req
257. What the hell are you?!Copy !req
258. W-Wait. I just wanted to get out of working...Copy !req
259. Don't be bad anymore, okay?Copy !req
260. Huh? So you're not going to kill me?Copy !req
261. Get outta here.Copy !req
262. Okay!Copy !req
263. Guess I'll go home.Copy !req
264. Where did Hammerhead go?Copy !req
265. There's no one left but you.Copy !req
266. Hammerhead went that way. Buck naked.Copy !req
267. What's this?Copy !req
268. Hey, you got it wrong.Copy !req
269. I got what wrong?Copy !req
270. I'm not one of the Paradisers.Copy !req
271. You're lying.Copy !req
272. No, no, no.Copy !req
273. Don't be dumb! Look at me!Copy !req
274. I don't need to.Copy !req
275. With that bald head, there's no denying it.Copy !req
276. No.Copy !req
277. Look! It's me. Me!Copy !req
278. You know, the guy who's a hero for fun—Copy !req
279. Never heard of you.Copy !req
280. Oh, I see...Copy !req
281. Either way, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
282. You read my attacks. Twice.
That's the real problem.Copy !req
283. Born in a ninja village,Copy !req
284. I've been perfecting
my techniques since childhood.Copy !req
285. Yet you saw right through them.Copy !req
286. This I cannot allow.Copy !req
287. What's he talking about?Copy !req
288. My pride won't have it.Copy !req
289. I don't care who you are.
I can't just let you walk away.Copy !req
290. Oh, come on.Copy !req
291. You just want to try out your moves on me.Copy !req
292. I can tell by that innocent smile of yours.Copy !req
293. What do you think of this supersonic speed?Copy !req
294. Of these shock waves?Copy !req
295. Can you even see me?Copy !req
296. How can you possibly keep up with me?Copy !req
297. Um...Copy !req
298. Can I go home?Copy !req
299. Bastard!Copy !req
300. Wind Blade Kick!Copy !req
301. Checkmate.Copy !req
302. Sorry!Copy !req
303. That wasn't on purpose.Copy !req
304. I meant to stop before hitting you,
but your momentum carried my fist into your...Copy !req
305. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.Copy !req
306. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.Copy !req
307. I've worked every job
from assassin to bodyguard.Copy !req
308. No ninja is more deadly.Copy !req
309. I am Speed-o'-Sound Sonic!Copy !req
310. But I'm putting my work on hold.Copy !req
311. Now that I've found
such a formidable opponent,Copy !req
312. I'm dedicating myself
to training until we settle this.Copy !req
313. Let me know your name.Copy !req
314. It's Saitama.Copy !req
315. Saitama!Copy !req
316. Next time we meet, it'll be your demise!Copy !req
317. Okay.Copy !req
318. I, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic, the ultimate ninja,Copy !req
319. will bring you down without fail!Copy !req
320. Train hard!Copy !req
321. Speed-o'-Sound Sonic?Copy !req
322. Who is that?Copy !req
323. And who would possess
such a redundant name?Copy !req
324. Dunno.Copy !req
325. He suddenly appeared,
declared we were rivals, and took off.Copy !req
326. If he is a nuisance, I will get rid of him.Copy !req
327. Well, you're hardly different.Copy !req
328. Actually, why are you here again?Copy !req
329. Go home. It's not like we're related.Copy !req
330. Master, I must become stronger—Copy !req
331. Shut up!Copy !req
332. I'm now aware of a serious problem
and am reeling from shock.Copy !req
333. So I beg you, go home for today.Copy !req
334. A serious problem?Copy !req
335. What could cause a problem
for someone as great as you?Copy !req
336. Please share with me.Copy !req
337. No one knows who I am.Copy !req
338. It's been three years
since I first became a hero.Copy !req
339. I've defeated many monsters
and evil organizations during that time.Copy !req
340. I've never heard of any other
heroes doing as much as me.Copy !req
341. Everyone in the world
should know me by now!Copy !req
342. Isn't it weird that I don't
have any fans or anything?!Copy !req
343. You know what he said to me today?Copy !req
344. "Never heard of you."Copy !req
345. Plus, everyone in town took me for a terrorist.Copy !req
346. They've all forgotten how
I beat those monsters for them!Copy !req
347. He is right.Copy !req
348. The news report did not mention
Master Saitama or Speed-o'-Sound Sonic.Copy !req
349. Instead, the credit for defeating the Paradisers
went to a hero called Mumen Rider.Copy !req
350. Instead, the credit for defeating the Paradisers
went to a hero called Mumen Rider.Copy !req
351. Wait...Copy !req
352. Master!Copy !req
353. Are you listed with the Hero Registry?Copy !req
354. HERO ASSOCIATION OFFICIAL HOMEPAGECopy !req
355. HERO ASSOCIATION OFFICIAL HOMEPAGECopy !req
356. "Take a test at any local branch
of the Hero Association.Copy !req
357. If you score better than the cut-off,
you will be registered in the Hero Registry andCopy !req
358. will be allowed to officially
call yourself a 'hero.'Copy !req
359. Once you are recognized by the Association,
you are deemed a professionalCopy !req
360. and will get paid from donations
collected by the Association.Copy !req
361. All heroes in the public eye
are registered, professional heroes.Copy !req
362. You may be doing plenty of hero work,
but self-proclaimed heroes are really just weir… does…"Copy !req
363. "…weirdoes spouting nonsense
viewed with suspicion."Copy !req
364. I had no idea.Copy !req
365. Genos, are you registered?Copy !req
366. No. I feel no need to.Copy !req
367. Let's register! Register with me
and I'll make you my disciple.Copy !req
368. Let's go.Copy !req
369. P-Please… F-Forgive me...Copy !req
370. Pleading for his life after stealing
battle suits from the organization?Copy !req
371. He truly understood nothing.Copy !req
372. Of course, we did let the theft take place
in order to collect data from the suits in the field.Copy !req
373. And the body?Copy !req
374. Leave it.Copy !req
375. Thanks for giving me my thick skull, Mommy.Copy !req
376. I promise I'll get a job!Copy !req
377. APPLICATION FOR
HERO TESTCopy !req
378. Our guest today is Mr. Majimeda, an expert on
the labor issues confronting young people today.Copy !req
379. Thank you for having me.Copy !req
380. As we saw with the Paradiser incident recently,Copy !req
381. there's an increase in young people
who lack all motivation to work.Copy !req
382. Can you comment on this phenomenon?Copy !req
383. Even in the case of the Paradisers,
I think they've been influenced by irresponsible lyricsCopy !req
384. I'm not so different...Copy !req
385. in popular songs like "Don't Give Up on Your Dreams"
and "Make Your Dreams Come True."Copy !req
386. from those unemployed guys.Copy !req
387. People who believe such hogwash end up
making excuses for themselves and become discouraged.Copy !req
388. One wrong step and I could've been one of them.Copy !req
389. Come home to meCopy !req
390. Come home to meCopy !req
391. When my worries keep me awake by the crescent moonCopy !req
392. When my worries keep me awake by the crescent moonCopy !req
393. all I can do is think of you with my eyes closedCopy !req
394. all I can do is think of you with my eyes closedCopy !req
395. I want to see you, want to cry, feel the romanceCopy !req
396. I want to see you, want to cry, feel the romanceCopy !req
397. I hope you realize my feelingsCopy !req
398. I hope you realize my feelingsCopy !req
399. I know so wellCopy !req
400. I know so wellCopy !req
401. how hard you workCopy !req
402. how hard you workCopy !req
403. My beloved, you are so strong, and still I worryCopy !req
404. My beloved, you are so strong, and still I worryCopy !req
405. Only I ever see your weaknessCopy !req
406. Only I ever see your weaknessCopy !req
407. I will find you before the stars doCopy !req
408. I will find you before the stars doCopy !req
409. Come to me nowCopy !req
410. Come to me nowCopy !req
411. Come home to meCopy !req
412. Come home to meCopy !req
413. Ready to go, Master?Copy !req
414. Y-Yeah.Copy !req
415. HERO
TEST
SITE
6Copy !req
416. Next
TimeCopy !req
417. The
Ultimate
MentorCopy !req
418. Err… I'm the recently reformed Hammerhead.Copy !req
419. Before I introduce next week's episode,
I'd like to do a little PR for myself.Copy !req
420. Oh? You won't allow that?Copy !req
421. Next time on episode five
of One-Punch Man,Copy !req
422. "The Ultimate Mentor."Copy !req
423. Yeah, if I'd had a mentor like him,
maybe my life would've been different.Copy !req