1. Oh, someone looks nice.Copy !req
2. Oh, gracias.Copy !req
3. I learned to do the contouring
on the YouTube.Copy !req
4. Oh! She looks nice, too.Copy !req
5. Interesting.Copy !req
6. Very... interesting.Copy !req
7. Should I be interested? Because I'm not.Copy !req
8. What are you guys talking about?Copy !req
9. Lupita, it is Friday at 7:00 p.m.Copy !req
10. Usually by now, your sweatpants are on
and your bra is off.Copy !req
11. You have a date.Copy !req
12. It's a date!Copy !req
13. What?Copy !req
14. Can't I just shower, put on lipstick
and nice clothes just for myself?Copy !req
15. Yeah, I'm not even buying it.Copy !req
16. Yes, why not be honest?Copy !req
17. Mira, for ejemplo,Copy !req
18. I am going to church tonight
to feed the poor.Copy !req
19. There, I said it.Copy !req
20. Okay, fine.Copy !req
21. It's a date.Copy !req
22. Just a casual drink, not a big deal.Copy !req
23. I met him through a friend.
He will never replace your papi.Copy !req
24. No, he's not Cuban.Copy !req
25. Your date no longer interests me.Copy !req
26. Anyway, I gotta go soon,Copy !req
27. but I forgot Abuelita and I
are both doing something.Copy !req
28. - Alex, what're you doing tonight?
- Chilling at Finn's house.Copy !req
29. Didn't you just say this morningCopy !req
30. that you had so much homework
to do this weekend?Copy !req
31. Finn has this genius idea
to fill up a shopping cart with candyCopy !req
32. and ask girls
if they wanna hop in our sweet ride.Copy !req
33. Okay, so you're gonna stay home.Copy !req
34. And Elena will watch you.Copy !req
35. - Oh.Copy !req
36. So you automatically assume
I don't have any plans?Copy !req
37. - You have plans?
- I could.Copy !req
38. Ay, qué bueno.Copy !req
39. Finally, you are going to pick a boy
to be your quinces escort.Copy !req
40. Abuelita, I already asked someone
and I should know by the end of the day.Copy !req
41. - He's in my English class.Copy !req
42. We're just friends.
And no, he's not Cuban.Copy !req
43. Why do you two love to hurt me?Copy !req
44. - Anyway, have a good date, Mom.
Bye.Copy !req
45. And don't try to hide stuff from us.Copy !req
46. What can I say? I'm a terrible liar.Copy !req
47. I am an amazing liar.Copy !req
48. And you'd rather let them think
all that date stuff,Copy !req
49. instead of just telling them
you're goin' to therapy?Copy !req
50. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
51. If they had guessed I was a serial killer,
I would have gone with that, too.Copy !req
52. I am so sorry I'm late, you guys.Copy !req
53. I was at the movies.Copy !req
54. Another remake.Copy !req
55. Well, I mean,
it was nothing like the original.Copy !req
56. But I like 'em both.Copy !req
57. Anyway, Lolly brought up
a really great point last week.Copy !req
58. There's a lot of anxiety and depression
that we face as veteransCopy !req
59. that can lead to isolation, right?Copy !req
60. Because our civilian friends
and family members, they can't relate.Copy !req
61. Oh, for sure.Copy !req
62. I mean, I'm a gay female minority,Copy !req
63. so anxiety and depression
are my two best friends.Copy !req
64. - And isolation is my boo.Copy !req
65. And there's definitely some combat stuff
that's tough to shake.Copy !req
66. In Iraq, if your Hummer
gets stuck in traffic,Copy !req
67. it means you're a sitting duck.Copy !req
68. In LA, it means... you're in LA!Copy !req
69. But my brain doesn't know that,Copy !req
70. so I'm just constantly
sweating in the car.Copy !req
71. So, whatever.
On hot days, I just take my top off.Copy !req
72. Which has caused
some traffic jams 'cause...Copy !req
73. you know.Copy !req
74. Well, thank you for sharing, Ramona.
We hear you.Copy !req
75. Come on, girl. Get in there.Copy !req
76. Oh.Copy !req
77. Hey, hi.Copy !req
78. Hi.Copy !req
79. This kind of attention makes me sweat.Copy !req
80. - Like her in traffic.Copy !req
81. So, it's like... swoosh! Hello.Copy !req
82. I'm sorry.Copy !req
83. I'm fighting my nature on all of this.Copy !req
84. I'm Cuban!
You know, we don't really do therapy.Copy !req
85. I feel you.Copy !req
86. In my family, the only therapist
we're allowed to talk to is Jesus.Copy !req
87. And he must be booked up
because he has not returned my calls.Copy !req
88. Oh, my...Copy !req
89. This is why I couldn't tell my mom
I was coming here.Copy !req
90. She already hates
that I'm on antidepressants.Copy !req
91. You know, to her,
therapy is for the locos.Copy !req
92. Even my cousin Consuelo,
who wears her underpants on the outside...Copy !req
93. She doesn't do therapy.Copy !req
94. No! No, no.Copy !req
95. She's just "funny."Copy !req
96. Anyway, it's totally fine
if you don't feel—Copy !req
97. And try being the only person
in the history of your familyCopy !req
98. that's getting a divorce.
Anybody here divorced?Copy !req
99. Oh, it's about to get shared.Copy !req
100. Okay, queridos,
your abuelita is going to church!Copy !req
101. Vete con Dios, Abuelita.Copy !req
102. Shh! I'm watching Buffy!Copy !req
103. I love you, papito.Copy !req
104. Bye, Elena.Copy !req
105. Hi!Copy !req
106. Leslie,Copy !req
107. I told you to text me
when you were outside.Copy !req
108. I did, but you didn't respond.Copy !req
109. I don't know how to use those things.Copy !req
110. I don't know how to use them either.Copy !req
111. - We have so much in common.Copy !req
112. Lydia... can I ask you something?Copy !req
113. I am 73.Copy !req
114. I know, I look 32.Copy !req
115. Agreed.
But why do we have to keep it a secretCopy !req
116. that we're going to the opera together?Copy !req
117. Because I don't want my family to think
that something is going on.Copy !req
118. They are so crazy.Copy !req
119. They would probably think
we're out on a date.Copy !req
120. We— we have different senses of humor.Copy !req
121. Oh, mira, we're just two people
on a lovely outing as companions.Copy !req
122. A companions' outing.Copy !req
123. How platonic.Copy !req
124. Well, thank you so much
for joining me.Copy !req
125. I always get two tickets to stuff
in hopes that someone will go.Copy !req
126. But, Lydia, you... look beautiful.Copy !req
127. Uh, just careful with those shoes.Copy !req
128. Oh, please.Copy !req
129. I came out of the womb wearing stilettos.Copy !req
130. Even my footie pajamas
had kitten heels.Copy !req
131. - Oh!
- Oh! Lydia!Copy !req
132. Are you okay?Copy !req
133. Oh, my shoe...Copy !req
134. My favorite shoe.Copy !req
135. Taken in the prime of its life.Copy !req
136. But how about your foot?Copy !req
137. I'm fine.Copy !req
138. What's so great about Buffy?
It's just a vampire show.Copy !req
139. Well, it's an allegory for how
strong women are in constant battleCopy !req
140. with an oppressive, bloodsucking,
male-dominated society.Copy !req
141. Whoa! Buffy's hot.Copy !req
142. I know, right?Copy !req
143. - Oh, no.
- What?Copy !req
144. It's a text from the guy
I asked to be my quinces escort.Copy !req
145. He said yes. This is a disaster!Copy !req
146. Yeah, for him.Copy !req
147. No, for me.Copy !req
148. My whole plan to get Abuelita off my backCopy !req
149. was to ask a popular guy
who would never do it.Copy !req
150. He rejects me, I full-on fake cry,
Abuelita feels guilty,Copy !req
151. and boom...Copy !req
152. I escape the patriarchal tradition
of having to be escorted to my quinces,Copy !req
153. and instead grow out my unibrow
and read a poem about Frida Kahlo.Copy !req
154. Do I have to come to your quinces?Copy !req
155. Who's the guy?
- Josh Flores.Copy !req
156. Josh Flores?Copy !req
157. He's like the star of the baseball team.Copy !req
158. He should be dating a hot girl
who got held back a grade, not you.Copy !req
159. Oh, and now he says I'm cute?Copy !req
160. What?Copy !req
161. So are you gonna tell Josh
that you're not into boys?Copy !req
162. You know, that way.Copy !req
163. Well, all I said is I might be into girls.Copy !req
164. But I probably like boys, too.
I don't know.Copy !req
165. Huh?Copy !req
166. It's like... I've never tried broccoli.Copy !req
167. So I can't say for sure
that I don't like broccoli.Copy !req
168. We had broccoli last night for dinner.Copy !req
169. It's a metaphor, Alex.Copy !req
170. Broccoli means boys.Copy !req
171. Oh, I see...Copy !req
172. but it's not like
you tried girls before either.Copy !req
173. Sorry, I mean... I guess, cauliflower?Copy !req
174. That's because cauliflower
is a lot harder to find.Copy !req
175. I mean, how many girls do you know
that like cauliflower?Copy !req
176. None.Copy !req
177. Although, Finn is pretty sure
Denise Falto doesCopy !req
178. because she didn't want his Skittles.Copy !req
179. Skittles just means Skittles.Copy !req
180. Well, let's just say
I'm open to trying broccoli.Copy !req
181. I mean,
I'm not gonna go out and buy broccoli,Copy !req
182. but if broccoli falls on my plate—Copy !req
183. Stop. I don't wanna know
what your plate is.Copy !req
184. What're you doing?Copy !req
185. I told Josh to come over.Copy !req
186. What? Josh Flores is coming over?Copy !req
187. But I haven't showered.Copy !req
188. What to wear, what to wear...Copy !req
189. Yup, you are not gonna be here.Copy !req
190. You, sir, are going to Schneider's.Copy !req
191. Ooh, you're gonna have
a boy over here alone?Copy !req
192. Yeah, you know, maybe it'll be great,
maybe it'll be terrible.Copy !req
193. - But either way, you won't be here.
- Okay!Copy !req
194. But at least mention me to Josh.Copy !req
195. Tell him I'm awesome.
No, no, too strong. Tell him I'm rad.Copy !req
196. So, I've been a civilian for ten yearsCopy !req
197. and I still get anxious
when I'm shopping for clothes.Copy !req
198. I feel that.Copy !req
199. Ramona, you're an amazing hype woman.
You're coming with me everywhere.Copy !req
200. You do you, girl.Copy !req
201. Seriously, I love that so much!Copy !req
202. - Yeah!Copy !req
203. Anyway, there's too many choices, right?Copy !req
204. I mean, it used to be one uniform,
which we all crushed,Copy !req
205. because we were
in the best shape of our lives.Copy !req
206. But then we get out, and it's like,Copy !req
207. why did we do all those side straddle hops
when there's Spanx?Copy !req
208. Anyway, Pam, pick someone else.
I don't really feel like talking today.Copy !req
209. Uh, our session ended 15 minutes ago.Copy !req
210. Thank you all for coming.Copy !req
211. Oh, it's okay, Alvarez,
the rest of us will talk next week.Copy !req
212. It just feels so good
to let it all out with you ladies.Copy !req
213. You're just... You're all so strong
and you're so beautiful.Copy !req
214. Thank you for having me.Copy !req
215. Thank you, Penelope.Copy !req
216. Release those tears, mama!Copy !req
217. Seriously, never stop.Copy !req
218. Ay, Leslie, this is not necessary.Copy !req
219. I fell.Copy !req
220. I have a bruise that I will cure
with the power of my mind.Copy !req
221. In the car you told me you were dizzy.Copy !req
222. I just wanna make sure you're okay
because I care about you.Copy !req
223. Okay.Copy !req
224. You may proceed.Copy !req
225. Great.
Let me just start with a few questions.Copy !req
226. Uh, any allergies?Copy !req
227. Allergies are not a real thing.Copy !req
228. All right.Copy !req
229. Uh, any history of serious illness?Copy !req
230. Never.Copy !req
231. But if ever I get one,Copy !req
232. my Cuban blood will eat it
and absorb it into nothing.Copy !req
233. There's not a checkbox for that.Copy !req
234. Any hospital visits?Copy !req
235. No.Copy !req
236. Oh! Oh, a long time ago,
I had a stroke, but it was nothing.Copy !req
237. Lydia, a stroke is not nothing.Copy !req
238. I made a 100% recovery.Copy !req
239. And I have full movement in both my arms.Copy !req
240. I can mime in a box. Can you?Copy !req
241. No, I can't.Copy !req
242. Did you do anything
different today than usual?Copy !req
243. What did you eat?Copy !req
244. Oh, I cooked a beautiful
tortilla española,Copy !req
245. and bistec empanizadoCopy !req
246. and dinosaur nuggets.Copy !req
247. Papito's comfort food.Copy !req
248. And which of those did you eat?Copy !req
249. None.Copy !req
250. Well, I— I was cooking. I had no time.Copy !req
251. Oh...Copy !req
252. That's why you're dizzy.
Lydia, you need to eat.Copy !req
253. You would make a good Cuban mother.Copy !req
254. Please.Copy !req
255. Cubans got nothing on the JewsCopy !req
256. when it comes
to force-feeding their children!Copy !req
257. Now, Lydia, if you don't mind,
I would like to take a look at that foot.Copy !req
258. Oh, okay, but no hanky-panky.Copy !req
259. My body belongs to God
and my husband's ghost.Copy !req
260. Lydia, this is a professional environment.Copy !req
261. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
262. Ah, uh... I said no hanky-panky.Copy !req
263. This is just some
after-hours energy-saving thing.Copy !req
264. See?Copy !req
265. All right...Copy !req
266. Oh, no.
Well, this is a problem.Copy !req
267. What? What is it?Copy !req
268. You have a hammertoe
that has to be shaved down.Copy !req
269. I do?Copy !req
270. What does it mean?Copy !req
271. Leslie, be honest.Copy !req
272. Will I ever dance again?Copy !req
273. This is a simple out-patient procedure.Copy !req
274. We'll have you back
on your dancing feet in no time.Copy !req
275. Oh, no, leave it.
Leave it.Copy !req
276. Now that I have the foot of a monster,Copy !req
277. I want to hide in the shadows
until it is fixed.Copy !req
278. So, things are going good on my date.
I think we're gonna grab a coffee.Copy !req
279. Everything okay over there?Copy !req
280. Yeah, Alex is doing homework,Copy !req
281. and I'm just sitting here by myself,
you know, watching Buffy.Copy !req
282. Okay, bye, Mom.Copy !req
283. So...Copy !req
284. this isn't like some bad teen movieCopy !req
285. where the popular guy
pranks the nerd girl,Copy !req
286. and you make me feel specialCopy !req
287. and next thing I know,
I'm covered in pig's blood?Copy !req
288. Uh... no.Copy !req
289. It's not a prank.Copy !req
290. For real, Elena,
I've had a crush on you all year.Copy !req
291. All year? Really?Copy !req
292. I mean, there was a week
when I was home sick and puking,Copy !req
293. but you were still in there.Copy !req
294. Aw...Copy !req
295. Did you say you were watching Buffy?Copy !req
296. - Yeah, you know it?
- Yeah, I love it.Copy !req
297. First three seasons, solid.Copy !req
298. Right? Mmm.
Where do you stand on season six?Copy !req
299. Dark Buffy.Copy !req
300. I know, right?Copy !req
301. But I do feel like there were
some solid stand-alones, like...Copy !req
302. The musical.Copy !req
303. You know...Copy !req
304. you look not that bad.Copy !req
305. I mean... you got good lips.Copy !req
306. You got nice eyes, blue.Copy !req
307. Your smile is slightly uneven,
but it's offset by a strong jaw.Copy !req
308. I think you're super hot, too.Copy !req
309. Wait, do I like you?Copy !req
310. Do you always say your thoughts out loud?Copy !req
311. Because I kinda like it.Copy !req
312. - I wanna kiss you now.
- I really like it.Copy !req
313. That wasn't horrible.Copy !req
314. That was not
what I was hoping to hear,Copy !req
315. but I can do better.Copy !req
316. Hey, Schneider, can I use your laptop?Copy !req
317. Yeah, sure thing, man.Copy !req
318. What, do you need to research something?
Maybe I can help.Copy !req
319. I'm trying to get information on lesbians.Copy !req
320. Oh, wow.Copy !req
321. I just typed in L-E-S
and it filled in "bians"Copy !req
322. and then a lot of other stuff.Copy !req
323. Ah...Copy !req
324. Yeah, let's shut that for now.Copy !req
325. Um, why do you
need info on lesbians?Copy !req
326. Don't get me wrong.
I understand the curiosity, but...Copy !req
327. I'm not sure you should be doing that.Copy !req
328. I'm just trying to find out
if they also like guys.Copy !req
329. You have stumbled onto
a real eternal question, buddy.Copy !req
330. But probably not something
I should talk to you aboutCopy !req
331. without your mom's permission.Copy !req
332. And just thinking ahead,
I don't think she's gonna give permission.Copy !req
333. What, are you worried about something?Copy !req
334. I'm just confused because Elena said
she might like this dude, Josh.Copy !req
335. So?Copy !req
336. So... nothing.Copy !req
337. Wait a minute.Copy !req
338. Alex, are you saying Elena might be gay?Copy !req
339. Uh... no.Copy !req
340. Because it's a secret.Copy !req
341. Whoa.Copy !req
342. She just said she might like girls,
but she might like boys, too.Copy !req
343. Don't worry. We already had
the broccoli-cauliflower conversation.Copy !req
344. That's smart.Copy !req
345. But... what did your mom say?Copy !req
346. She doesn't know. Nobody knows.Copy !req
347. You can't say anything.
Elena will kill me.Copy !req
348. Okay, don't worry. I won't.Copy !req
349. Even though
I have so many questions, like...Copy !req
350. When did she know?Copy !req
351. And what is
the broccoli-cauliflower conversation?Copy !req
352. It's just all so confusing.Copy !req
353. I mean, Josh is down there
with her right now.Copy !req
354. Wait a minute.Copy !req
355. Elena's downstairs alone? With a boy?Copy !req
356. Not just any boy.Copy !req
357. He's the super-cool captain
of the baseball team.Copy !req
358. Oh, that's even worse!Copy !req
359. He's probably rounding the bases
as we speak.Copy !req
360. Somebody should do something.Copy !req
361. Oh, wait, it's me! I should do something.Copy !req
362. Okay.Copy !req
363. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
364. No.Copy !req
365. Um...Copy !req
366. I like you,
so I just don't want to mess this up.Copy !req
367. Do you think
we should talk more or something?Copy !req
368. - Um...
- No, I'm good.Copy !req
369. - You are so awesome.Copy !req
370. - Okay.Copy !req
371. Hands off her!Copy !req
372. I am the go-to male authority figure here.Copy !req
373. And I am shutting
this unauthorized party down.Copy !req
374. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
375. You were right. He is super cool.Copy !req
376. Alex, you told Schneider?Copy !req
377. Oh, hey, Josh.Copy !req
378. Alex Alvarez.Copy !req
379. Sorry, I'm a mess.Copy !req
380. I woke up with flat hair.
You know how it is.Copy !req
381. 'Sup?Copy !req
382. Okay, Elena, I'm sorry.Copy !req
383. But, dude, I don't think
you're supposed to be hereCopy !req
384. without a parent around.Copy !req
385. I totally get it. I'll go.
I'll text you later.Copy !req
386. Right.Copy !req
387. Alex, I can't believe you told on me!Copy !req
388. And I am certainly glad he did,
young lady!Copy !req
389. That sounds scary. I am nailing this!Copy !req
390. It just slipped out.Copy !req
391. It's true, Elena.Copy !req
392. Alex didn't mean to tell me.Copy !req
393. He was just confused
'cause you were suddenly into a boy.Copy !req
394. Why would that be confusing?Copy !req
395. Uh...Copy !req
396. Now I'm confused.Copy !req
397. - You told him everything?
- Don't worry, Elena.Copy !req
398. I'm not gonna say anything.
It's your business.Copy !req
399. Yes, it is.Copy !req
400. The only reason I'm here is
because Alex said your mom wasn't homeCopy !req
401. and there was a boy over here
and I just—Copy !req
402. There was a boy over here?Copy !req
403. Abuelita, what are you doing
home so early?Copy !req
404. - And why are you limping?
- Because she fell.Copy !req
405. In church.Copy !req
406. In church.Copy !req
407. That's where we ran into each other.Copy !req
408. I love church.Copy !req
409. Lydia, you should probably get something
for your stomach.Copy !req
410. I'll go grab you some juice.Copy !req
411. Schneider...Copy !req
412. tell me everything.Copy !req
413. Of course.Copy !req
414. This super-cool dude, Josh, was over
while Alex was upstairs with me.Copy !req
415. But not to worry, 'cause I came down
to check and everything was fine.Copy !req
416. The end.Copy !req
417. I understand.Copy !req
418. My granddaughter is a sex fiend.Copy !req
419. Wait. Who's a sex fiend?Copy !req
420. Elena. She was here alone with a boy.Copy !req
421. - What?
- No. Nothing bad happened, Abuelita.Copy !req
422. - Mom—
- Okay, you're in big trouble,Copy !req
423. 'cause that means when I called you,
you lied to—Copy !req
424. Wait, Doc?Copy !req
425. What are you doing here?Copy !req
426. I came over to your house
to bring your mom some juice.Copy !req
427. Thank you.Copy !req
428. Mmm.Copy !req
429. Worth the trip.Copy !req
430. Abuelita, I thought you ran
into him at church.Copy !req
431. You were at a Catholic mass,
Dr. Berkowitz?Copy !req
432. What can I say?Copy !req
433. I hedge my bets.Copy !req
434. You're both dressed up.Copy !req
435. Wait.Copy !req
436. Were you two on a date?Copy !req
437. It was a platonic companions' outing.Copy !req
438. - What the hell does that mean?
- I don't know!Copy !req
439. How dare you insinuate
that I was lying to you!Copy !req
440. You were lying to me!Copy !req
441. A weird lie, but it's still a lie!Copy !req
442. How was your date, Mom?Copy !req
443. Hey, Alvarez, you left your phone
in my car.Copy !req
444. Whoa!Copy !req
445. This is your date?Copy !req
446. So much to process today.Copy !req
447. So much.Copy !req
448. Oh, honey, no, no, no.
Your mom and I weren't on a date.Copy !req
449. I mean, she should be so lucky.Copy !req
450. We were just at therapy.Copy !req
451. Um...Copy !req
452. Therapy's the name of a hot new club.Copy !req
453. Fixed it.Copy !req
454. Bye, girl.Copy !req
455. You were in therapy?Copy !req
456. No, I was on a date with a woman.Copy !req
457. Mentira!Copy !req
458. Therapy is for the locos.Copy !req
459. I told you that you would lose your mind
taking those antiperspirants.Copy !req
460. And how dare you keep a secret from me?Copy !req
461. Lydia, take it easy.
You have a history of stroke.Copy !req
462. You had a stroke?Copy !req
463. I kept it a secret from you.Copy !req
464. You kept it a secret from me?Copy !req
465. It was nothing.
You were pregnant with Elena.Copy !req
466. I didn't want to bother you.Copy !req
467. This was 15 years ago!
I can't believe you!Copy !req
468. I have a hammertoe
that needs to be shaved.Copy !req
469. How dare you attack me
when I'm about to go under the knife?Copy !req
470. This is obviously
a very personal family matter.Copy !req
471. Yeah, you should go.Copy !req
472. Both of you.Copy !req
473. What? I thought we were doing a thing—
Okay.Copy !req
474. Elena...Copy !req
475. I can't believe you lied.Copy !req
476. Well, you went to therapy
and said it was a date.Copy !req
477. I can't believe you lied.Copy !req
478. I am the mom! I'm allowed to lie!Copy !req
479. And I am the mom's mom
and I get to lie even more!Copy !req
480. No...Copy !req
481. She is the one who is going boy crazy
with this cabrón, Josh.Copy !req
482. Josh agreed to be my quinces escort.Copy !req
483. A wonderful boy.Copy !req
484. He is.Copy !req
485. I'm sorry I had him here
when no one was home.Copy !req
486. And I'm sorry I lied about it.
It was stupid.Copy !req
487. Apology accepted,
but you're still grounded.Copy !req
488. And you...Copy !req
489. When you have a stroke and don't die,Copy !req
490. you tell people.Copy !req
491. First thing Monday, I'm taking you
to get a full physical.Copy !req
492. And not by Dr. Berkowitz
'cause now you've made that weird.Copy !req
493. Okay, perdóname
for not telling you about the stroke.Copy !req
494. And I'm sorry that I lied about therapy.Copy !req
495. But I hope you can understand why.Copy !req
496. Because it's shameful.Copy !req
497. Not even your cousin Consuelo
goes to therapy.Copy !req
498. She fights the crazy
like a strong woman should.Copy !req
499. Okay. So this is why I lied.Copy !req
500. Oh, Mami, look...Copy !req
501. It was... it was really great.Copy !req
502. It was a bunch of women that I related toCopy !req
503. sharing our feelings and our experiences.Copy !req
504. And it made me really happy.Copy !req
505. Ay, okay. Relax.Copy !req
506. Who said anything?Copy !req
507. Ay. Okay.Copy !req
508. So no more secrets.Copy !req
509. Is there anything else
anybody wants to tell me? Speak now.Copy !req
510. All right.Copy !req
511. Let me talk to her.Copy !req
512. Alex, help Abuelita.Copy !req
513. So...Copy !req
514. Josh?Copy !req
515. What do you wanna know?Copy !req
516. Nothing happened?Copy !req
517. - Mom!
- Come on. I'm...Copy !req
518. You've never shown an interest
in a boy before.Copy !req
519. And it's exciting. It's... terrifying.
But it's mostly exciting.Copy !req
520. We kissed. But that's it.Copy !req
521. And how was it?Copy !req
522. It was okay.Copy !req
523. Okay? All right.Copy !req
524. I get it.Copy !req
525. My first kiss was weird,
because I had braces.Copy !req
526. And the guy said he could taste
the plátano stuck in my rubber bands.Copy !req
527. But lucky for me, he was Cuban.
He didn't mind.Copy !req
528. You should've married him!Copy !req
529. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
530. So...Copy !req
531. Do you like Josh?Copy !req
532. Yeah.Copy !req
533. I mean, he likes Buffy
and he has nice eyes.Copy !req
534. But if I'm being honest,
I think Alex is more into him than me.Copy !req
535. Seriously, guys.
How good do I look in this?Copy !req