1. Uh...Copy !req
2. This is my third coat, Jerry.
What do we think?Copy !req
3. Over the top, or just Cuban?Copy !req
4. Lady, you look great.Copy !req
5. People don't hook up
with their Uber driver,Copy !req
6. unless they want to be part
of a very unfortunate story in the news.Copy !req
7. But you're not gonna murder me
and throw me in the trunk, right, Jer?Copy !req
8. Well, not now.Copy !req
9. I needed that joke.Copy !req
10. I'm a little hyped up,
if you can't tell.Copy !req
11. Take it easy.
It's just a first date.Copy !req
12. Just have fun. No pressure.Copy !req
13. No pressure, Jerry?Copy !req
14. Mira, a first date
is two hearts parched in the desert,Copy !req
15. quenching forever their thirst for amor.Copy !req
16. Wait, what?Copy !req
17. Hold on.Copy !req
18. - Dígame.Copy !req
19. Mami, the story of
when you and Papi first met.Copy !req
20. Cuba, 1958.Copy !req
21. You might wanna circle the block, Jerry.Copy !req
22. It was a hot, steamy night,Copy !req
23. and I had borrowed
my sister Maruchi's red dress.Copy !req
24. And I had snuck into the Havana Club.Copy !req
25. And the passion fell like rain drops.Copy !req
26. And I was about to enter the heart...Copy !req
27. of the hurricane.Copy !req
28. And I'm circling the block.Copy !req
29. I am Berto.Copy !req
30. I was Lydia. Now...Copy !req
31. I am yours.Copy !req
32. You are the most beautiful woman
in the world.Copy !req
33. How could you know?
You've never left Cuba.Copy !req
34. And now... I never will.Copy !req
35. What is it like to be so loved?Copy !req
36. You tell me.Copy !req
37. I don't speak Spanish,Copy !req
38. but I know
your date's not gonna be that good.Copy !req
39. I know, Jerry!Copy !req
40. Thanks, Mami.Copy !req
41. Claro, but I have to go.
Schneider's a wreck.Copy !req
42. Tell it again.Copy !req
43. Then my mom says, "Niña, your papi
and I have a love that goes beyond death."Copy !req
44. You know, she still talks to him out loud.Copy !req
45. He's dead, Jerry.Copy !req
46. I'm kinda jealous of him.Copy !req
47. Oh, Jerry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
48. Okay, I'm out. You have a good night.Copy !req
49. - And I'mma give you five stars.
- Thank you.Copy !req
50. But I should give myself five stars
for making it out of the house tonight.Copy !req
51. I can't tell you what it took
just to get to this moment.Copy !req
52. But you're gonna, huh?Copy !req
53. Yesterday, I was in my office...
I'm a nurse.Copy !req
54. I used to be in the Army,
but I don't wanna get off track.Copy !req
55. I'll tell you about that later.Copy !req
56. Anyway, they start all this stuff
about me being...Copy !req
57. So, what's everybody got going on tonight?
Any fun plans?Copy !req
58. I was thinking
of walking the aisles at TargetCopy !req
59. to see if I can make
any new friends.Copy !req
60. You wanna make new friends,Copy !req
61. you ought to come to the bowling alley,
and watch me crush some pins.Copy !req
62. That's a good...
Oh, you're serious?Copy !req
63. Well, what about you, Penelope?Copy !req
64. Oh, you know, Mama got a big pile of bills
with her name on it.Copy !req
65. - No, literally my name is on every bill.Copy !req
66. Anyway, I'm just, you know, flying solo.Copy !req
67. Penelope...Copy !req
68. you are so brave.Copy !req
69. What's happening?Copy !req
70. I mean, casting your man aside
and striking out on your own.Copy !req
71. At your age,
I would literally kill myself.Copy !req
72. Hmm...Copy !req
73. I get why you'd wanna kill you.Copy !req
74. It's not so bad out there
for older singles like Penelope and me.Copy !req
75. Ugh! I felt that one in the gut.Copy !req
76. - For starters, there are so manyCopy !req
77. microwave meals now,
and I dig 'em.Copy !req
78. Sometimes when I wanna splurge,
I get the Betty Crocker omelet for two,Copy !req
79. for one.Copy !req
80. Doc, you're forgetting about
the best part about being single.Copy !req
81. Dating apps. Oh, they're great.
There's guys like me out there.Copy !req
82. Oh, I didn't know there was an app
called "Disappointment."Copy !req
83. You gotta start dating again, Penelope.Copy !req
84. Right now,
while there's still barely time.Copy !req
85. - I'm 38.
- I know.Copy !req
86. Okay, okay!Copy !req
87. Everybody,
I really appreciate all the advice but...Copy !req
88. I'm good. I don't need a date.Copy !req
89. I was married to Victor for 17 years,
and I'm loving not having a dude around.Copy !req
90. - Excuse me.Copy !req
91. I guess there are some things I miss.Copy !req
92. I have a package for Penelope Alvarez.Copy !req
93. What? Why...
why is everybody laughing?Copy !req
94. That's me.Copy !req
95. Sign here.Copy !req
96. Okay.Copy !req
97. - Penelope.
- That's my name.Copy !req
98. I'll remember now.Copy !req
99. Thank you.Copy !req
100. Oh, my God! You saw that?Copy !req
101. - You saw that!Copy !req
102. I still got it!Copy !req
103. [sing-song] I still got it. Yes!Copy !req
104. And there are hot men out there
with big packagesCopy !req
105. and you know whose name
is on those big packages?Copy !req
106. Mine.Copy !req
107. So, yeah, I still got it, Michelle,
but for how long?Copy !req
108. Because let's face it, Lori's right,Copy !req
109. when it comes to dating,
38 is basically...Copy !req
110. sixty in lady years.Copy !req
111. I'm the Dr. Berkowitz of women.Copy !req
112. I don't know what that means,
but it sounds sad.Copy !req
113. Dr. Berkowitz is my boss,
remember, Michelle?Copy !req
114. I'm about to have my first date
in 20 years,Copy !req
115. and right now you're my therapist,
so I need you to keep up.Copy !req
116. - Can I get a beer?
- No, she's busy.Copy !req
117. Let me explain what you're looking at.Copy !req
118. I'm a snowman.Copy !req
119. I don't wanna be racist,
but does that mean...Copy !req
120. coke dealer?Copy !req
121. Snowman means,
right now, I look good,Copy !req
122. because it's still winter and everything
is where it's supposed to be,Copy !req
123. but spring is a comin', girl.Copy !req
124. And all of this...Copy !req
125. is about to melt.Copy !req
126. That's silly. You look amazing!Copy !req
127. Right now, but not for long.Copy !req
128. I mean, I have one slight advantage,
'cause I got the Latina patina.Copy !req
129. Because there's something
about our skin, you know.Copy !req
130. A white girl like yourself's
gotta start worrying around 30.Copy !req
131. - How old are you?
- Thirty-three.Copy !req
132. I'm sorry, honey.Copy !req
133. But this is why I have to force myself
out there to meet Adam Bennett.Copy !req
134. - Gimme your vibe.
- Oh, hello.Copy !req
135. He's cute, right?Copy !req
136. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
137. Maybe he's too cute.
Maybe he won't think I'm cute.Copy !req
138. Maybe I'm not even a snowman anymore.
Maybe I've melted. Michelle!Copy !req
139. Am I just a puddle, a carrot,
and a magic hat?Copy !req
140. - Oh, no, I can't.
- It's not for you.Copy !req
141. I don't know
why I'm so freaked out!Copy !req
142. I was fine yesterday.Copy !req
143. How the hell do I do this?Copy !req
144. Do I like? Do I swipe?
Do I put someone in my cart?Copy !req
145. It's like watching a baby bird
learn to fly.Copy !req
146. Everybody I know
is either marriedCopy !req
147. or I'm too embarrassed to ask them.Copy !req
148. So, you were my only option.Copy !req
149. I hear ya.Copy !req
150. And I'm honored.Copy !req
151. - Help.
- All right, all right.Copy !req
152. Are you sure
you wanna do the online thing?Copy !req
153. For you, I'd recommend
a more old-fashioned approach.Copy !req
154. Go to a coffee shop,Copy !req
155. make eye contact
with an appealing stranger,Copy !req
156. then, follow them home.Copy !req
157. - Follow them home?
- Yeah. Or to their car.Copy !req
158. You could try a bathroom stall,
but that's a little sketch.Copy !req
159. I mean, listen, you do you,
but you're a mother now.Copy !req
160. I'm not looking to have sex with someone.Copy !req
161. Yeah,
let's not put that in your profile.Copy !req
162. I get it, you mean a real date.Copy !req
163. Yes, it's been 20 years.Copy !req
164. You know, back then, online dating meantCopy !req
165. hooking up while waiting in line
to buy Boyz II Men tickets.Copy !req
166. I helped turn a couple of boys to men.Copy !req
167. Okay.Copy !req
168. - Okay.Copy !req
169. Ooh, ooh, use this picture for my profile.
I look cute there.Copy !req
170. So do your kids.
No one wants to see your kids.Copy !req
171. That's, like, a second date revealer.
If you're good, a never reveal.Copy !req
172. Right, right, lie about everything.
This is good.Copy !req
173. Do you have some paper
so I could write this down?Copy !req
174. I'm just gonna do a little Photoshop,Copy !req
175. replace the kids with a bicycle,
so he thinks you exercise.Copy !req
176. And... we're live.Copy !req
177. Okay, what about this guy?
He went to Brown.Copy !req
178. Yeah, but he's posing with a tiger.Copy !req
179. Yeah, but he's holding nunchucks,
so he's awesome!Copy !req
180. But not for you. Okay.Copy !req
181. You might also want to avoid guys
who post their abs, but not their face.Copy !req
182. And anyone who says
they're an entrepreneur.Copy !req
183. What does your profile say?Copy !req
184. I am an entrepreneur.Copy !req
185. Okay, what about this guy?
He's a cop.Copy !req
186. Okay, a guy in uniform.
I'm not uninterested.Copy !req
187. He has nice eyes.Copy !req
188. "Adam Bennett."Copy !req
189. And you have a date tonight.Copy !req
190. - No, wait, what? That was too fast.
- No, you're too slow.Copy !req
191. He's probably already forgotten
about your dateCopy !req
192. and moved on to someone
whose bicycle isn't wearing sneakers.Copy !req
193. I'm really bad at Photoshop.Copy !req
194. Come on, Pen, you doing this or not?Copy !req
195. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
196. I realized I...Copy !req
197. I didn't think this through at all. I...Copy !req
198. I mean,
my mom still thinks I'm married,Copy !req
199. so, you know,
she's gonna lose her mind and...Copy !req
200. Elena might be okay,Copy !req
201. but Alex, he's still so young
and this could definitely mess with him.Copy !req
202. I don't think I should do it.Copy !req
203. If my family finds out,
it'll be a disaster.Copy !req
204. Maybe just don't tell 'em?Copy !req
205. Genius! Let's do this thing!Copy !req
206. Set it up for tomorrow, 7:30.
Both kids are busy.Copy !req
207. - And, Schneider?
- Yeah?Copy !req
208. - Schneider. Hey!
- Yeah.Copy !req
209. - All right.
- Look at me in the eye here.Copy !req
210. Okay?Copy !req
211. My mom, Elena, Alex...Copy !req
212. Nobody can know.Copy !req
213. Hey, don't worry,
I'll be way too busy to tell them.Copy !req
214. Just texted nunchucks guy
and I think we're gonna hang.Copy !req
215. I went to Sephora,
and bought a tube of mascara,Copy !req
216. so I could get a free makeover.Copy !req
217. Hey, did you know
that mascara's, like, 14 bucks now?Copy !req
218. Mine was 36.Copy !req
219. Shut your face,
my new best friend, Abby!Copy !req
220. Hey, can I get that toilet paper
I asked for five minutes ago?Copy !req
221. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.Copy !req
222. Found a jumpsuit for 40 bucks
that shows off the...Copy !req
223. [sing-song] girls!Copy !req
224. Talking about my boobs, Abby!Copy !req
225. - Anyway...Copy !req
226. curled, sprayed, plucked.Copy !req
227. Abby, I am hairless.Copy !req
228. And I am here.Copy !req
229. Oh, man.Copy !req
230. I even shaved my lady 'stache.Copy !req
231. Wait, you can do that?
- Yes.Copy !req
232. It doesn't grow back thicker.
That's a myth started by Big Wax.Copy !req
233. Oh, look at me.Copy !req
234. Uh...Copy !req
235. when I met my ex,
I was wearing sneaks, jeans,Copy !req
236. a tit tank and a flannel.Copy !req
237. I know, it was a better time.Copy !req
238. Wait, are you okay?Copy !req
239. I'm sorry,
I thought my boyfriend, Benji,Copy !req
240. was going to propose to me tonight
and he didn't.Copy !req
241. - All right, come on, Abby.Copy !req
242. Open up.
We gotta hug this out.Copy !req
243. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
244. What?Copy !req
245. Sweetheart, look at you!Copy !req
246. Don't take this the wrong way,
but your problems are nothing.Copy !req
247. Yeah, wow!Copy !req
248. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
249. I just mean...Copy !req
250. that Benji is just a bumpCopy !req
251. in what is obviously going to be a very
smooth and luxurious road.Copy !req
252. Whoever you marry, he'll be rich.Copy !req
253. And you'll probably end up being
one of those Real Housewives ladies.Copy !req
254. And anyway,
this is like 20 years from nowCopy !req
255. because you're a child.Copy !req
256. A tall, hot child!Copy !req
257. Do you really think that I could be
one of the Real Housewives?Copy !req
258. I know you can.Copy !req
259. And now, I'm gonna say to youCopy !req
260. what I wish my mother would have
said to me before my date.Copy !req
261. Good luck.Copy !req
262. Thanks!Copy !req
263. Wait, I thought your family didn't know.Copy !req
264. Oh, I didn't tell you
what my mother said?Copy !req
265. Red lipstick is for putas.Copy !req
266. What?Copy !req
267. I'm just saying...Copy !req
268. you should wear red lipstick
for your encounter tonight.Copy !req
269. - Damn it, Schneider.
- No, Schneider didn't say anything.Copy !req
270. I know because you obviously
shaved your moustache.Copy !req
271. Was it that bad?Copy !req
272. Ay, niña, I felt like braiding it.Copy !req
273. Anyway.Copy !req
274. I'm just having dinner, okay?
And I'm not being a puta.Copy !req
275. No, you're a married woman,Copy !req
276. who is going out on a date with a man
who is not your husband.Copy !req
277. What is the right word? Let me see...Copy !req
278. Uh, sucia?Copy !req
279. Tramp? No.Copy !req
280. Ah, of course, hoochie.Copy !req
281. I am separated.Copy !req
282. And I'm not having this conversation.Copy !req
283. And keep your voice down
because the kids can't know.Copy !req
284. Hey, you shaved your 'stache!Copy !req
285. What's going on? Do you have a date?Copy !req
286. How is everybody
figuring this out so fast?Copy !req
287. I didn't want you to worry,
so I didn't wanna tell you.Copy !req
288. It's just dinner.Copy !req
289. Mom, I'm fine!
I mean, I thought it was coolCopy !req
290. that you were blurring gender lines
with your upper lip...Copy !req
291. but this is great!Copy !req
292. Okay, mostly what I'm hearing
is I have to up my grooming game.Copy !req
293. But you're... you're really okay?Copy !req
294. Of course.Copy !req
295. I mean, it's well-documented
that women in their late 30sCopy !req
296. are in their sexual prime.Copy !req
297. - Ay, Elena. Please.Copy !req
298. You're too okay with it.
And don't tell Alex.Copy !req
299. - I mean it.
Please.Copy !req
300. First of all, I'm not a gossipCopy !req
301. and if I were,
it wouldn't be to my little brotherCopy !req
302. about my mom's love life.Copy !req
303. Am I in trouble?Copy !req
304. No.Copy !req
305. We're... we're just thinking.Copy !req
306. Mmm.Copy !req
307. Well, when you're done thinking,
can I have $100?Copy !req
308. What?Copy !req
309. I don't know, I need money for tonightCopy !req
310. because me and my friends
are going bowling.Copy !req
311. Or miniature golfing. Or to the arcade.Copy !req
312. I don't know, just give me $100!Copy !req
313. Uh, okay.Copy !req
314. First of all, you need a plan.
Second of all, I need to approve the plan,Copy !req
315. and third of all, 100 bucks?Copy !req
316. That was funny.Copy !req
317. No...Copy !req
318. Stupid Finn keeps changing his mind.Copy !req
319. First he invites Joaquin.Copy !req
320. Then he has to invite Jade
because he invited Joaquin.Copy !req
321. Then she wants to bring JuJu
and Casey and Maddie.Copy !req
322. I don't know any of these people!
We need to talk more!Copy !req
323. Don't talk to him.Copy !req
324. - He cannot know about this date.
- Whoa!Copy !req
325. Okay, okay! Dios mío.Copy !req
326. - So weird. I was dying to tell him.Copy !req
327. I'm, like, buzzing.
Is this what gossip is?Copy !req
328. Who am I?Copy !req
329. Abuelita is talking
to ghost Abuelito again.Copy !req
330. I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
331. So, does Papi think I'm a puta, too?Copy !req
332. Ay, no seas ridícula,Copy !req
333. your papi would never say
those things about you.Copy !req
334. Only I think that.Copy !req
335. Also, you're sitting on him.Copy !req
336. I'm doing this.Copy !req
337. Come on, Mami,
it would be nice to have your support.Copy !req
338. I suppose...Copy !req
339. there is nothing wrong
with having dinner with a friend...Copy !req
340. who is a man, so...Copy !req
341. Thank you.Copy !req
342. If you wanna have a second dinner,
wear the red lipstick.Copy !req
343. I actually don't own one.Copy !req
344. You can borrow mine.Copy !req
345. So, I finally forced myself
out of the houseCopy !req
346. and overcame an expected,Copy !req
347. yet still surprisingly strong
anxiety attack.Copy !req
348. Now I'm here.Copy !req
349. Your waiter
will be with you in a minute.Copy !req
350. Thanks, Kristen.Copy !req
351. We didn't get a chance to talk much,
but...Copy !req
352. you seem cool.Copy !req
353. Hi, I'm Tyler.
I'll be taking care of you tonight.Copy !req
354. I know you're waiting for one more,
but can I start you off with an appetizer?Copy !req
355. No, you can start me off with a drink.Copy !req
356. Because, Tyler,
I went through hell to get here tonight.Copy !req
357. Every aspect of this date has been
dissected by all the people in my life.Copy !req
358. My mom, my daughter, my landlord,
some giant, hot baby in the bathroom.Copy !req
359. Have you seen her, by the way?
Please tell me she's eating something.Copy !req
360. The point is,
everybody had an opinion about this.Copy !req
361. Okay.Copy !req
362. So, uh, do you know what you want?Copy !req
363. Of course.Copy !req
364. Why wouldn't you two be waiting for me?Copy !req
365. I thought you had a thing with Carmen.Copy !req
366. I came home early so we could all dish.Copy !req
367. Cuéntanos de todo.Copy !req
368. Did he have soulful eyes?Copy !req
369. Were his teeth white,
but not too white?Copy !req
370. Now the teeth are too white.
What is that?Copy !req
371. He was very nice. And I'm glad I did it.Copy !req
372. But, uh, wasn't two hearts in the desert
like you and Papi.Copy !req
373. Aw!Copy !req
374. Yeah, I'm not gonna see him again.Copy !req
375. See who?Copy !req
376. You didn't wanna give me the heads-up
that he was here?Copy !req
377. Heads-up, Alex is here.Copy !req
378. Wait, why are you wearing
Abuelita's lipstick?Copy !req
379. - Ay.
- Why do you know that?Copy !req
380. It's Scarlet Sunrise.Copy !req
381. Duh!Copy !req
382. And why are you all dressed up?Copy !req
383. All right,
everybody, get out of here,Copy !req
384. so I can talk to Alex.Copy !req
385. Sit down, papito.Copy !req
386. - What happened to your face?
- What happened to your face?Copy !req
387. I'm sorry.
I was hanging out with my friends.Copy !req
388. It's hard to turn it off.Copy !req
389. Anyway, stupid Finn pushed me
into a bush and I got scratched.Copy !req
390. Why do you like that kid again?
Because he seems like a—Copy !req
391. Like a dick?Copy !req
392. Yes, but that's not okay
that you said that.Copy !req
393. Anyway, I wanna be straight with you.Copy !req
394. Tonight I had a date.Copy !req
395. Wait, just listen.Copy !req
396. So, do you know what you want?Copy !req
397. - Let me give you a second.
- Thank you.Copy !req
398. - You walked out?Copy !req
399. I don't want
those gossiping hens to hear.Copy !req
400. But yes...Copy !req
401. No one has asked me
what I wanted in a long time.Copy !req
402. And I realized
what I wanted wasn't a date.Copy !req
403. Then what did you want?Copy !req
404. A crappy chick flick by myself.Copy !req
405. And a fro-yo with three too many toppings.
The kind that I make you and Elena split.Copy !req
406. - Aw, man!Copy !req
407. Anyway, I sent the guy a text apologizing,Copy !req
408. but I want Abuelita to think
that I went out with him,Copy !req
409. so that next time
I don't get the third degree.Copy !req
410. Next time?Copy !req
411. Yeah.Copy !req
412. Because I'm pretty sure there's gonna be
a next time at some point.Copy !req
413. Are you okay with that?Copy !req
414. Yeah, I mean, I figured you would.Copy !req
415. After all, women in their late 30s
are in their sexual prime.Copy !req
416. Oh, God! What?Copy !req
417. Stop talking to your sister.Copy !req
418. Tell her to stop talking to me!Copy !req
419. Anyway, dating is super weird.Copy !req
420. I know! I know...Copy !req
421. Why do you know?Copy !req
422. My dumb friends have been trying
to get me and this girl, Anna, together.Copy !req
423. Oh, I see.Copy !req
424. So, what happened tonight
was Finn made a plan.Copy !req
425. Then everybody bailed on purpose,
so Anna and I could be alone.Copy !req
426. Okay.Copy !req
427. I mean, I like Anna,
but I don't really want a girlfriend.Copy !req
428. It was like everyone had
something to say about it, but me.Copy !req
429. That's exactly how I felt.Copy !req
430. And you're right,
dating is super weird, until it's not.Copy !req
431. Something else you wanna talk to me about?Copy !req
432. Well, I kinda lied to you.Copy !req
433. Oh, God, what is it?Copy !req
434. Did you steal something?
Did you damage something?Copy !req
435. Did you pee on something
'cause you were madCopy !req
436. and then later you were, like,
"I shouldn't have done that"?Copy !req
437. No! Who does that?Copy !req
438. These are just general examples.Copy !req
439. What did you do?Copy !req
440. This isn't because Finn pushed me
into a bush.Copy !req
441. I tried to shave.Copy !req
442. Really?Copy !req
443. Oh, my God.
It's all happening.Copy !req
444. So... you don't want a girlfriend,
but you did wanna look nice.Copy !req
445. I guess.Copy !req
446. I used one of your razors
and cut myself.Copy !req
447. I have no idea what I'm doing.Copy !req
448. I think I know someone
who can help you out.Copy !req
449. I am a Latina,
you are a 12-year-old boy,Copy !req
450. so we have
the same amount of facial fuzz.Copy !req
451. Okay.Copy !req
452. Watch and learn.Copy !req
453. You wanna go...Copy !req
454. with... the hair.Copy !req
455. Uh-huh.Copy !req
456. Now that I'm shaving,
it's gonna grow back thick, right?Copy !req
457. No, that's a myth.Copy !req
458. Aw, man!Copy !req
459. Hola, mi vida.Copy !req
460. Berto, you look guapísimo in that suit.Copy !req
461. Which is why you buried me in it.Copy !req
462. So, Lupe did not go on that date.Copy !req
463. - ¿Qué?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
464. - You told me she was going.
- Oh, she lied.Copy !req
465. Mentirosa. She said she went,Copy !req
466. but when she got home,
she wasn't super happy,Copy !req
467. she wasn't super sad.Copy !req
468. And I know our Lupe.Copy !req
469. There was no date.Copy !req
470. What are we going to do
about our niña?Copy !req
471. Dichoso tú, you don't have to do anything.Copy !req
472. Lo siento, mi amor.Copy !req
473. Yeah, you don't look that sorry.Copy !req
474. ¿Qué puedo hacer?Copy !req
475. Bertito...Copy !req
476. they broke the mold when they made you.Copy !req
477. Now you're just being nice.Copy !req
478. - I'm not that nice.Copy !req
479. That's why I married you.Copy !req
480. Little aloe vera on your upper lip
and you're good to go.Copy !req
481. I can't wait
until I have more hair than you.Copy !req
482. Me neither!Copy !req
483. What's Abuelita doing?Copy !req
484. She's on a date.Copy !req