1. - Who is it?
- It's Penelope. Open up.Copy !req
2. One in the morning, eh?Copy !req
3. Okay. Either something happened
in your apartment,Copy !req
4. or something's about to happen in mine.Copy !req
5. Ugh!Copy !req
6. You'd be surprised
how many of my hookups started with "Ugh!"Copy !req
7. Elena...Copy !req
8. just came out to me.Copy !req
9. Finally!Copy !req
10. That is a load off my mind.Copy !req
11. - You knew?
- Yeah.Copy !req
12. It's been super tough keeping it from you.Copy !req
13. That's why I've been hanging around
so much less.Copy !req
14. You've had dinner with us
four times this week.Copy !req
15. Crazy, right? I'm like a ghost.Copy !req
16. Anyway, she never actually told me.
Alex did.Copy !req
17. - Wait, Alex knows, too?
- Yeah.Copy !req
18. But it hasn't affected him at all.Copy !req
19. And I walked him through
everything I know about lesbians.Copy !req
20. Don't worry. I barely know anything.Copy !req
21. So, Alex is cool, Elena is cool. Great.
Great, great, great.Copy !req
22. - You don't sound great.
- I'm not great.Copy !req
23. Can I admit something dark to you?Copy !req
24. When you eat sushi,
you sometimes imagine the fish screaming?Copy !req
25. I feel really weird
about all this Elena stuff.Copy !req
26. Whoa. Are you homophobic?Copy !req
27. No!Copy !req
28. I would never judge anyone
based on their sexual orientation.Copy !req
29. Some of my best friends are gay.Copy !req
30. Yeah, that's actually not something—Copy !req
31. I know you're not supposed to say that!Copy !req
32. It's just that now that it's my daughter,
it's different.Copy !req
33. I hate that I feel weird about it,
but I do.Copy !req
34. - Well, what does your mother think?Copy !req
35. When she finds out, you'll know,Copy !req
36. because she'll be on the roofCopy !req
37. with a Bat-Signal
shaped like the pope's hat.Copy !req
38. He does have a popemobile.Copy !req
39. And a cape.Copy !req
40. Huh.Copy !req
41. Focus, Schneider.Copy !req
42. Okay, hey, sit down.Copy !req
43. My advice?Copy !req
44. If you're feeling weird... hide it.Copy !req
45. When I was 15, I told Father
I wanted to be a professional tap dancer.Copy !req
46. He laughed.Copy !req
47. It was that lack of support that...Copy !req
48. contributed to my drinking
and drug problem.Copy !req
49. Professional tap dancer?Copy !req
50. Oh, do you find that amusing?Copy !req
51. Because 15-year-old Schneider's drinking
peach schnappsCopy !req
52. out of an unused tap shoe right now.Copy !req
53. - Oh, God, you're right.Copy !req
54. My reaction could really affect Elena
for the rest of her life.Copy !req
55. She needs to think
that I'm cool with everythingCopy !req
56. because I don't want her to turn out like,
no offense, you.Copy !req
57. Schneider, you coming back to bed?Copy !req
58. Yeah, I do all right.Copy !req
59. You have a girl over here
and you were offering to have sex with me?Copy !req
60. Yes, Penelope.
That's the kind of friend I am.Copy !req
61. Hi, Mami. She can't hear me.Copy !req
62. There's my perfect daughter
who I love so much,Copy !req
63. but won't call beautiful
because she doesn't like itCopy !req
64. when people emphasize
the importance of physical appearance.Copy !req
65. Uh, good morning to you, too.Copy !req
66. Hey, last night I did a little reading
on Autostraddle,Copy !req
67. the lesbian lifestyle
and pop-culture website?Copy !req
68. - Really?
- Yeah!Copy !req
69. I learned a ton of interesting stuff.Copy !req
70. Fun fact, did you know
monocles had a huge followingCopy !req
71. in the stylish lesbian circles
of the early 20th century?Copy !req
72. If this is your way of telling meCopy !req
73. that you're getting me a monocle
for my birthday,Copy !req
74. I'm gonna be really upset.Copy !req
75. Or we could talk about Gaga instead.Copy !req
76. - Lady Gaga?
- Yeah.Copy !req
77. Is she a gay icon,
or just a publicity monger?Copy !req
78. I don't know,
she's, like, a thousand years old.Copy !req
79. So you're probably not interested in
what I found out about Eleanor Roosevelt?Copy !req
80. Tons of monocles.Copy !req
81. Mom, I get it. You're aggressively okay
with my sexuality.Copy !req
82. Of course! Who wouldn't be?Copy !req
83. DJ Abuelita over there?Copy !req
84. Oh, all right.Copy !req
85. I'm worried about coming out to her.Copy !req
86. Oh, really?Copy !req
87. You're not ready to have her
follow you in the streets,Copy !req
88. ringing the shame bell?Copy !req
89. I think I'm gonna wait
until after my quinces.Copy !req
90. All she's talked about the past two weeks
is my stupid dance with Josh.Copy !req
91. Right. Ay.Copy !req
92. Poor Josh. How's he gonna handle this?Copy !req
93. I bet he's gonna feel really weird
about it.Copy !req
94. But that's understandable, right?Copy !req
95. No, I already told him
and he's totally cool.Copy !req
96. I mean, he insisted on being
my dance partner to show his support.Copy !req
97. Awesome!Copy !req
98. I'm glad everyone is so cool
and doesn't feel weird in any way at all.Copy !req
99. You go, Josh!Copy !req
100. Ah! There are my beautiful niñas.Copy !req
101. Elena, I'm doing the final tweaks
on the quinces choreography,Copy !req
102. so I really want you
to concentrate on your posture.Copy !req
103. Head high, shoulders back.Copy !req
104. Straighter.Copy !req
105. Straighter.Copy !req
106. Be as straight as you can be!Copy !req
107. Oh, my God, you guys.Copy !req
108. I just got an e-mail
from my baseball coach and—Copy !req
109. I made the travel team!Copy !req
110. Him. He made the travel team.Copy !req
111. Oh!Copy !req
112. Oh, man.Copy !req
113. All those practices I took you to
finally paid off.Copy !req
114. I did it! Him. He did it.Copy !req
115. I'm so pumped.Copy !req
116. Travel team is the first step
toward the big leagues.Copy !req
117. Mom, when I get there,
I'm buying you a house.Copy !req
118. Aw. So sweet, honey.Copy !req
119. But it won't be near my mansion.Copy !req
120. No one wants their mom around
when they're dating models.Copy !req
121. Just being real with you.Copy !req
122. You still have Spider-Man sheets.Copy !req
123. Just being real with you.Copy !req
124. But congratulations, papito!Copy !req
125. - That's great news!Copy !req
126. - That's terrible news.
- Huh?Copy !req
127. There is no way he can join that team.Copy !req
128. - What?
- Why?Copy !req
129. Those games are so far away,
you have to spend the night.Copy !req
130. I can't miss that much work.Copy !req
131. Well, I probably can.
Let me just check with my boss.Copy !req
132. Schneider? You do you.Copy !req
133. We're good.Copy !req
134. So... how about
I take Alex to travel games?Copy !req
135. - What?
- Just it's...Copy !req
136. You don't get it. It's not about you.Copy !req
137. We're Cuban. We don't trust anyone,
outside of blood, to look after our kids.Copy !req
138. You want to take him on a trip overnight
to a strange city?Copy !req
139. Jajaja. Qué funny.Copy !req
140. Sorry, Schneider.
Look, I barely trust her with the kids.Copy !req
141. And I'm offended, but I get it.Copy !req
142. Come on.
I think you're being a little unfair.Copy !req
143. I can take care of Alex
as well as you can.Copy !req
144. All right.
You think you got what it takes?Copy !req
145. - Bedtime?
- 9:00 p.m. weekdays. 10:00 p.m., weekends.Copy !req
146. - Blood type?
- O positive.Copy !req
147. Wrong. Red.Copy !req
148. Mami, I got this.Copy !req
149. Preferred sandwich, tuna or turkey?Copy !req
150. Trick question. He's allergic to tuna,Copy !req
151. and as for a turkey sandwich, he would
quote, "Rather drink a cup of barf."Copy !req
152. Look, I can send constant updates,
drop GPS pins of his location.Copy !req
153. I know a guy at the pet store,
we could chip him.Copy !req
154. Okay, fine.Copy !req
155. You can take him.Copy !req
156. But if my son comes back with
even a little scratch on his head...Copy !req
157. I was in the army.Copy !req
158. I don't know how to waterboard,
'cause they don't teach it...Copy !req
159. except they do.Copy !req
160. - And... one, two, three, four...Copy !req
161. five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
162. Point that toe... Move the hips...Copy !req
163. - Not like that.
- Oh.Copy !req
164. Arms up...Copy !req
165. and pull her close.Copy !req
166. [sing-song] Closer.Copy !req
167. Closer.Copy !req
168. Closer.Copy !req
169. Ay, qué bien.Copy !req
170. And this would be the moment
when you would kiss, but you shouldn't.Copy !req
171. Unless I look away right now.Copy !req
172. Oh... is that Andy Garcia?Copy !req
173. Oh, you are exchanging secret looks.Copy !req
174. How am I going
to keep you two lovebirds apart?Copy !req
175. - Oh!Copy !req
176. Oh, whoa!Copy !req
177. This is giving me flashbacks
of Tiana's quinces/ baby shower.Copy !req
178. She is jealous.Copy !req
179. Josh, you will be the envy
of every boy at the quinces.Copy !req
180. And, Elena, all of the girls will wish
it was them inside your dress.Copy !req
181. Dare to dream.Copy !req
182. Uh-oh...Copy !req
183. Why are you calling, Schneider?
Is Alex hurt?Copy !req
184. You might have a two-hour head start,
but I will hunt you down.Copy !req
185. Relax, everything is great.Copy !req
186. I was calling to let you know
we checked into the hotelCopy !req
187. twelve minutes ahead of schedule.
Hey, Ron.Copy !req
188. Hey, Nikki.Copy !req
189. Finn's mom is, what she calls,
out-of-town single.Copy !req
190. But don't worry,
I got my eye on the ball.Copy !req
191. - How's the hotel?Copy !req
192. "His room is close to a fire escapeCopy !req
193. and the nearest elevator was inspected
on April 17th by an S. Balaban."Copy !req
194. Ooh, I gotta run.Copy !req
195. Walk carefully. I mean, walk carefully.
No one's running.Copy !req
196. Ay, mi niña preciosa.Copy !req
197. What's happening?Copy !req
198. - I just came out to Abuelita.Copy !req
199. You did?Copy !req
200. And I think it's beautiful.Copy !req
201. You do?Copy !req
202. Claro. And I accept it immediately,
no questions asked.Copy !req
203. Well, that is great.Copy !req
204. Ms. Alvarez, you have the coolest family.Copy !req
205. I'm gonna call my grandma.Copy !req
206. Maybe she's finally ready
to hear that I'm a vegan.Copy !req
207. I'm gonna Skype Carmen
and tell her the awesome news.Copy !req
208. - I love my family!Copy !req
209. We love you, too.Copy !req
210. I told you.Copy !req
211. Wait, so you're not okay with it?Copy !req
212. No, I am very upset.Copy !req
213. Oh, thank God. I mean, thank God, Mami,
that you're so honest with your feelings.Copy !req
214. Yeah, I know you don't agree with them,Copy !req
215. because you are so liberal...Copy !req
216. and I'm just a narrow-minded
homofallopian.Copy !req
217. - You mean you're homophobic?
- Ha! There is the judgment.Copy !req
218. Look... I know you are cool with this,Copy !req
219. but you have to understand.Copy !req
220. I am a religious woman.Copy !req
221. I know, Mami.Copy !req
222. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
223. I'm sorry, but I have a problem
with Elena being gay.Copy !req
224. - It goes against God!Copy !req
225. Although, God did make us in his image.Copy !req
226. And God doesn't make mistakes.Copy !req
227. Clearly.Copy !req
228. And when it comes to the gays,
the pope did say, "Who am I to judge?"Copy !req
229. And the pope represents God.Copy !req
230. So what,
am I going to go against the pope and God?Copy !req
231. Who the hell do I think I am?Copy !req
232. Okay. Okay, I'm good.Copy !req
233. What?Copy !req
234. - You just worked that out in ten seconds?
- Sí.Copy !req
235. Because she is my granddaughter
and I love her no matter what. Ya.Copy !req
236. So, tell me, when is the parade?Copy !req
237. Okay, you guys wait here.Copy !req
238. I'll check for intruders,Copy !req
239. put a safety lock on the toilet seat,
and sweep for tuna.Copy !req
240. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
241. - Okay, guys. Guys, slow down.
- This room is awesome!Copy !req
242. - Ow! Okay.
- Dibs on this bed.Copy !req
243. - No, this bed!
- Guys.Copy !req
244. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
245. Stop, wait. Okay, stop. Stop!Copy !req
246. So, you're obviously tired from the game.Copy !req
247. Maybe it's time for bed.Copy !req
248. It's six o'clock.Copy !req
249. Yeah, Mr. Schneider, don't you wanna
go hang out with the other parents?Copy !req
250. Finn, you little rascal
that I don't trust.Copy !req
251. - Who wants to play a game of I Spy?
- This guy!Copy !req
252. When I was three.Copy !req
253. Jajaja. Qué funny.Copy !req
254. Okay, I'll start.Copy !req
255. I spy, with my little eye,Copy !req
256. something...
that is clearly a fire hazard!Copy !req
257. Hey, Mr. Schneider,
can you go get us some ice?Copy !req
258. What? Is someone injured?
Oh, my God. Is it Gordon?Copy !req
259. Yeah, he does not look well.Copy !req
260. I'll be back in a jiff.
Everybody, stand under the sprinklers.Copy !req
261. Ramona, thank you,
thank you for meeting me!Copy !req
262. So great to see you.Copy !req
263. So, uh, a gay bar, huh?Copy !req
264. Immersion therapy.Copy !req
265. You gotta get used to being
around gay people,Copy !req
266. now that I know you hate us.Copy !req
267. I don't hate gay people!Copy !req
268. No, I don't.
You heard that "I don't" part, right?Copy !req
269. Ay, next round's on me.Copy !req
270. Okay, I'm a mess.Copy !req
271. I need some gay guidance.Copy !req
272. - Let's just call it guidance.
- Okay. That's good.Copy !req
273. That's what I need, already.
Okay?Copy !req
274. I am.Copy !req
275. I'm feeling like if I knew more,
I might feel better.Copy !req
276. I don't know. Does she all of a sudden
think all boys are disgusting?Copy !req
277. No! She always thought
they were disgusting.Copy !req
278. Okay.Copy !req
279. How will I know...Copy !req
280. if a girl she brings home
is a friend or more?Copy !req
281. Oh...Copy !req
282. You ask her.Copy !req
283. Is she gonna tell me the truth?Copy !req
284. - Probably not.
- Ay, Ramona!Copy !req
285. Well, what are you asking me?
How to spot a lesbian?Copy !req
286. I mean, do some of us
have short hair? Sure.Copy !req
287. Do we sometimes prefer
practical, gender-neutral clothing?Copy !req
288. I guess.Copy !req
289. Does a perfect day involve going
to candle-making class in our SubaruCopy !req
290. with a roof rack full of antiques?Copy !req
291. That's just solid American fun.Copy !req
292. Okay.
Now, I'm definitely more confused.Copy !req
293. Look, you are raising a smart girlCopy !req
294. who will be
a productive member of society.Copy !req
295. She's gonna have a full life and be okay.Copy !req
296. - Thank you. That's good.
- Good.Copy !req
297. - Great. Mmm-hmm.
- Great.Copy !req
298. - You still feel weird.
- I still feel weird!Copy !req
299. Mmm.Copy !req
300. You know what might help you?Copy !req
301. To see me in action.Copy !req
302. - How would that help?
- Honestly, I don't think it would,Copy !req
303. but I'm getting some serious eyes
from that guapa over there.Copy !req
304. I thought you were here
to give me guidance.Copy !req
305. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They can both wear dresses to the wedding,Copy !req
306. - it'll be fine.
- Ramona!Copy !req
307. - Uh, you wanna go over there?
- No! No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
308. But just out of curiosity...
what is that girl doing right now?Copy !req
309. She's looking at you
and biting her lower lip.Copy !req
310. I gotta go.Copy !req
311. Hey, parents.Copy !req
312. I don't want to alarm you,
but the kids may already be dead.Copy !req
313. - What the hell you talking about?
- What? What are you...Copy !req
314. I got locked out of the room
and they're up there jumping on the beds.Copy !req
315. Don't worry. The boys are fine.Copy !req
316. Yeah, that's the magic of hotel rooms.Copy !req
317. All they want to do is hang out in there.Copy !req
318. Yeah, they get excited
by tiny soaps and sewing kits.Copy !req
319. Kids are so stupid.Copy !req
320. Well, maybe I am overreacting.Copy !req
321. Yes.Copy !req
322. Maybe just for a minute.Copy !req
323. Oh, sorry. What can I say...Copy !req
324. Cubans are crazy about family.Copy !req
325. Oh, you Cuban?Copy !req
326. Not by birth,
but spiritually, I identify as Cuban.Copy !req
327. That's why I've been so overprotective.
It's what we do.Copy !req
328. I think we have some trust issues
because Castro and all of that.Copy !req
329. You know.Copy !req
330. But it's good to get
an outsider's perspective.Copy !req
331. You guys have calmed me down.Copy !req
332. Maybe I was being a little suffocating.Copy !req
333. I need to talk to you about your kids.Copy !req
334. Ay, Dios mío.Copy !req
335. - Don't mess it up. Oh, and you know it.Copy !req
336. Drinking alone?Copy !req
337. This is a gay bar.Copy !req
338. That's what regular bars are for.Copy !req
339. Yeah, but regular bars
don't have $7 Queen-a-Coladas.Copy !req
340. Mmm, tell me about it.
This is my third Bloody Gary.Copy !req
341. Anyway...Copy !req
342. I'm drinking alone 'cause I'm a monster...Copy !req
343. and monsters drink alone.Copy !req
344. My daughter came out to me...Copy !req
345. and I am not totally okay with it.Copy !req
346. And I hate myself for it.Copy !req
347. Keep the Queen-a-Coladas coming.Copy !req
348. All right, all right.Copy !req
349. This is a subject
that I know a thing or two about,Copy !req
350. so talk to me.Copy !req
351. It's just that I'm ruining everything.Copy !req
352. I want her to have the most perfect
coming-out story.Copy !req
353. You know, where I'm cool
and supportive and...Copy !req
354. we high-five and ride unicorns
down a rainbow together.Copy !req
355. Okay, so, gay people aren't magic.Copy !req
356. But it's a common misconception, so...Copy !req
357. I should be feeling really happy...Copy !req
358. that she feels comfortable enough
to come out to me.Copy !req
359. But I just keep thinking...Copy !req
360. It's not the way I pictured it.Copy !req
361. I always imagined that we would...Copy !req
362. bond over boy stuff.Copy !req
363. How hot they are,
how dumb they are.Copy !req
364. The pregnancy scare.Copy !req
365. I hold her hand while she pees on a stick.Copy !req
366. We don't trust that stick,
so she pees on a second stick.Copy !req
367. It's negative
and we go get sushi.Copy !req
368. You know, you can still get sushi
without peeing on something.Copy !req
369. It's not the same.Copy !req
370. How long ago did your daughter come out?Copy !req
371. Thirty-six hours ago.Copy !req
372. Thirty-six hours
and you're not leading a pride parade?Copy !req
373. No, but my mom is.Copy !req
374. Let's get real.Copy !req
375. Do you love her any less?Copy !req
376. No, of course not.Copy !req
377. So you're just not there yet.Copy !req
378. This is a complete readjustment
of how you see your daughter.Copy !req
379. Trust me, she's been thinking about this
for months or years.Copy !req
380. You just found out.Copy !req
381. Your heart is okay.Copy !req
382. You just need a little time...
for your head to catch up.Copy !req
383. I feel a thousand times better.Copy !req
384. Thank you! Oh!Copy !req
385. Oh, this means so much
coming from a super-hot gay guy.Copy !req
386. Oh, thank you!Copy !req
387. I'm not gay.Copy !req
388. - Well, you're at a gay bar.Copy !req
389. And you're super hot.Copy !req
390. Again,
love what you're saying, but, uh,Copy !req
391. I'm here with my brother. He's gay.Copy !req
392. And to your point, it took me some time
to wrap my head around it.Copy !req
393. But now I'm good. And you will be, too.Copy !req
394. Thank you.Copy !req
395. I'd like to take this opportunity
to apologizeCopy !req
396. for the smelling and the groping.Copy !req
397. Somehow when I thought
you hated the touch of women...Copy !req
398. I assumed it was okay.Copy !req
399. Luckily, I was too distracted
by how cute you areCopy !req
400. to hear anything you just said.Copy !req
401. What? Shut up.Copy !req
402. Can I see you again? Like, over dinner?Copy !req
403. Okay.Copy !req
404. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
405. I'm sorry, I think this is the first time
I've ever been asked out in a gay bar.Copy !req
406. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
407. I've been asked out,
like, nine times in the past hour.Copy !req
408. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
409. Hi! Wait.Copy !req
410. It's 11:00 at night. You're supposed to be
in San Diego. What happened?Copy !req
411. Okay, first of all, I wanna point out
that Alex is 100% okay.Copy !req
412. So there's absolutely no need to panic.Copy !req
413. What happened?Copy !req
414. Nothing.Copy !req
415. Nothing?Copy !req
416. The boys stole two maid's carts
and were racing them down the hallway!Copy !req
417. And I won!Copy !req
418. Not the point. I get it.Copy !req
419. Fortunately, security found me
before anything else happened.Copy !req
420. Found you? You weren't with them?Copy !req
421. - Get the water boards.Copy !req
422. Wait, I don't understand.
If he's okay, why didn't you just call?Copy !req
423. Because there's, like,
a zero percent chanceCopy !req
424. you would believe Alex was all rightCopy !req
425. unless he was standing
right in front of you.Copy !req
426. You guys, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
427. I mean, a maid's cart?
More like death wagon.Copy !req
428. Tiny soaps you can choke on.Copy !req
429. Shower caps that can fly off
into your face and suffocate you.Copy !req
430. And is that a clean toilet brush?
I think not!Copy !req
431. Anyway,
now you're gonna yell at meCopy !req
432. and tell me
I'm never allowed near your family.Copy !req
433. Just make it quick.Copy !req
434. Aw...Copy !req
435. I got in your head.Copy !req
436. What?Copy !req
437. I made you as overprotective
and crazy as I am.Copy !req
438. You proved I can trust you.Copy !req
439. - Really?
- Yeah, you're Cuban now.Copy !req
440. ¡Azúcar!Copy !req
441. But we only forgive once.Copy !req
442. God, I feel so much better.Copy !req
443. And that is the last time
I listen to a bunch of gringo parents.Copy !req
444. They do not share our values.Copy !req
445. - It sounds like Texas isn't that bad.
I love it.Copy !req
446. I'm really getting into saying y'all.Copy !req
447. I'm like a little southern belle.Copy !req
448. Hi, Elena. Hi, Carmen!Copy !req
449. Hi, Ms. Y'alvarez.Copy !req
450. Can I just give you props for being
hella cool about Elena coming out?Copy !req
451. Thank you, Carmen.Copy !req
452. I'm just happy that Elena
is such a strong young womanCopy !req
453. - with a clear sense of herself.Copy !req
454. And she has excellent taste in friends.Copy !req
455. Compliments make me kind of queasy,
so I'm gonna bounce.Copy !req
456. I'm going to the rodeo tomorrow.Copy !req
457. Hopefully,
one of the clowns will get gored.Copy !req
458. I love that little weirdo.Copy !req
459. Whoo!Copy !req
460. You're in a good mood.Copy !req
461. - Am I?
- Yeah, why?Copy !req
462. Okay, I met a guy.Copy !req
463. - What?
- Yes.Copy !req
464. - Dish. Tell me everything!Copy !req
465. Okay, his name is Ben.
I met him at a gay bar.Copy !req
466. - What? That's right, I'm cool.Copy !req
467. He was there with his brother,
and he was super cute and easy to talk to,Copy !req
468. and then he wasn't gay.
And then he asked me out!Copy !req
469. - Shut up!
- I mean, who knows if he'll even call,Copy !req
470. but it was just exciting,
you know, meeting someone new and...Copy !req
471. flirting, making a connection.Copy !req
472. I can't wait for that.Copy !req
473. It'll happen.Copy !req
474. And I hope you'll keep me
in the loop when it does.Copy !req
475. Are you kidding?
I'm going to tell you everything.Copy !req
476. - Mmm.Copy !req
477. So, here's a question. You and Carmen?Copy !req
478. Oh, no! We're just best friends.Copy !req
479. I mean, she says...Copy !req
480. Oh, my God!Copy !req
481. It's Ben!Copy !req
482. "It was so great meeting you.
Best part of my night."Copy !req
483. - Should I text back?
- No, no. Play it cool.Copy !req
484. You play it cool. I'm texting back.Copy !req
485. No, no, Mom,
you have to play hard to get!Copy !req
486. No, I don't wanna play hard to get!Copy !req