1. Episode 9: Warm Up in a Kotatsu♪
General Frost of the Warring StatesCopy !req
2. I am Oda Nobunaga.Copy !req
3. CinnamonCopy !req
4. By some twist of fate, I was
reborn in modern times as a dog.Copy !req
5. They say dogs are resilient to cold.Copy !req
6. I thought so myself, too.Copy !req
7. Dogs are full of life, even in the cold.Copy !req
8. True, we're covered in fur, so we
might be better off than humans.Copy !req
9. But there's something I realized for
the first time, having become a dog.Copy !req
10. It's that...Copy !req
11. I-It's cold!Copy !req
12. Let me in!Copy !req
13. That was quick, Cinnamon.Copy !req
14. You've only been out for five minutes.Copy !req
15. I-I'm naked!Copy !req
16. Those five minutes could cost me my life!Copy !req
17. It's so warm.Copy !req
18. Heaters for the win.Copy !req
19. Modern humans have made
three grand inventions:Copy !req
20. the air conditioner,
the heater, and the kotatsu.Copy !req
21. If these had existed back in my day...Copy !req
22. It's so warm.Copy !req
23. Niwa
NagahideCopy !req
24. This old dude is the Oda family's
chief retainer, Niwa Nagahide-san.Copy !req
25. My lord...Copy !req
26. Shibata
KatsuieCopy !req
27. This here is Shibata Katsuie,
top general of the Oda family.Copy !req
28. What shall we do about the coming battle?Copy !req
29. Eh, I dunno.Copy !req
30. Call it off?Copy !req
31. That's surely not a good idea.Copy !req
32. So what shall we do?Copy !req
33. Let's just play it by ear.Copy !req
34. I don't want to go outside.Copy !req
35. Man...Copy !req
36. You could totally see it happening.Copy !req
37. These three grand inventions are also
instruments of a person's destruction.Copy !req
38. Battles in the Warring States winters
were rough in all kinds of ways.Copy !req
39. Nobunaga-sama!Copy !req
40. It's cold!Copy !req
41. Cold as hell!Copy !req
42. We're going to freeze to death
before we fight the enemy!Copy !req
43. Just a second.Copy !req
44. What you need...Copy !req
45. SakeCopy !req
46. is this!Copy !req
47. Drink some sake!Copy !req
48. Drink up!Copy !req
49. Drink to your heart's content!Copy !req
50. This warms me up!Copy !req
51. It's so rejuvenating.Copy !req
52. All we could do was warm up with some sake.Copy !req
53. Sometimes, you couldn't even tell if
we were at war or at a drinking party.Copy !req
54. My lord! Nobunaga-sama!Copy !req
55. I'm starting to feel a lot better.Copy !req
56. Bring on the arrows and rifles!Copy !req
57. All right!Copy !req
58. Now, let us charge to battle!Copy !req
59. At times, the sake would
take us straight to victory.Copy !req
60. Oh, crap.Copy !req
61. At times, we'd freeze to death on the spot.Copy !req
62. Everyone's dead! Retreat!Copy !req
63. Drinking too much is
definitely not a good idea.Copy !req
64. Although I'm quite a lightweight,
so it's not a big problem.Copy !req
65. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
66. It sure is nice not having to worry about
freezing to death like that in this age.Copy !req
67. This kotatsu thing is quite nice.Copy !req
68. And mandarins are awesome, too, indeed.Copy !req
69. Eating mandarins in the kotatsu is the best.Copy !req
70. Want some, Cinnamon?Copy !req
71. I do.Copy !req
72. You're a doggy, so I have to peel
the inner skin off carefully.Copy !req
73. Here.Copy !req
74. Mandarins have lots of vitamin C.Copy !req
75. Vitamin C?Copy !req
76. I don't know what that is, but it tastes good.Copy !req
77. Oh, Cinnamon, it's time to go for a walk.Copy !req
78. W-Walk?Copy !req
79. It's getting windy.Copy !req
80. Why don't we go tomorrow?Copy !req
81. "The dog, too, curls up
in the kotatsu," indeed.Copy !req
82. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
83. Cinnamon, stay out of the way, please.Copy !req
84. But it's so fun!Copy !req
85. Thanks for helping me clean the yard.Copy !req
86. Don't forget, you owe us baked sweet potatoes.Copy !req
87. Seira-san's bringing us sweet potatoes, right?Copy !req
88. Yeah.Copy !req
89. His family in the countryside sent him lots.Copy !req
90. I've heard potatoes baked
over a bonfire are great.Copy !req
91. Potatoes! I shall have some!Copy !req
92. Cinnamon!Copy !req
93. What?Copy !req
94. It's been so long! I missed you!Copy !req
95. We just met the day before yesterday!Copy !req
96. I'm so happy! Super happy!Copy !req
97. It's only been two days!Copy !req
98. You three are always together, huh?Copy !req
99. Potatoes! Potatoes!Copy !req
100. Wash the potatoes, wrap them twice in
aluminum foil, and put them in the ground a bit.Copy !req
101. Bake for twenty minutes, flip them over,
and give them another twenty.Copy !req
102. It takes forty minutes?Copy !req
103. I had no idea.Copy !req
104. Why don't we toast some
marshmallows in the meantime?Copy !req
105. You're so well-prepared, Seira-san!Copy !req
106. Sounds yummy!Copy !req
107. Toasted marshmallows are so good.Copy !req
108. Don't toast it too long. It'll catch fire.Copy !req
109. Whoa, you weren't kidding.Copy !req
110. The potatoes are getting there.Copy !req
111. I can't wait to eat some! Although...Copy !req
112. Whenever I see flames,
I can't help but remember...Copy !req
113. Honnouji ablaze!Copy !req
114. I'm so scared!Copy !req
115. The terror is coming back to me!Copy !req
116. What's wrong?Copy !req
117. Oh, you're afraid of the fire.Copy !req
118. You're a dog, after all.Copy !req
119. You can't help it.Copy !req
120. I'll comfort you, then.Copy !req
121. Come, Cinnamon! Come into my arms!Copy !req
122. Wh-Whose fault do you think
it is that I'm afraid of fire?Copy !req
123. Seriously, Mitsuhide's both
creepy and annoying!Copy !req
124. There, there, Cinnamon.
Don't be scared. It's okay.Copy !req
125. Also, stop treating me
like just some animal!Copy !req
126. You're so full of energy.Copy !req
127. Those two get along so well.Copy !req
128. All right, they're ready.Copy !req
129. This is bliss!Copy !req
130. Here, Cinnamon. It's a potato.Copy !req
131. I shall have it!Copy !req
132. Yum!Copy !req
133. The potato is good,
but the bonfire is a trigger.Copy !req
134. Well, animals are instinctively afraid of fire.Copy !req
135. It's not instinct, it's Honnouji!Copy !req
136. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
137. Glance...Copy !req
138. Doing homework makes you hungry, huh?Copy !req
139. Glance...Copy !req
140. I wonder if it's because
you're using your brain.Copy !req
141. It's hard to make progress
when you're eating.Copy !req
142. But eating cookies makes
you want rice crackers.Copy !req
143. Sweet, savory, and sweet again...
It's an endless loop.Copy !req
144. Hey, Icchie...Copy !req
145. Yeah?Copy !req
146. You've gained weight, huh?Copy !req
147. C
h
u
b
sCopy !req
148. Eh?Copy !req
149. Don't "eh?" me.Copy !req
150. Even putting it mildly,
you've gained weight.Copy !req
151. Well, I was afraid of influenza.Copy !req
152. The best way to avoid getting the flu is
to get plenty of nutrition and sleep.Copy !req
153. In other words, eat and sleep,
eat and sleep.Copy !req
154. That's the best thing to do, right?Copy !req
155. So how did you get your nutrition?Copy !req
156. L-Like normal.Copy !req
157. What do you mean by "normal"?Copy !req
158. I really mean normal.Copy !req
159. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, an afternoon
snack, and a midnight snack, I guess.Copy !req
160. You have five meals?Copy !req
161. But the TV said...Copy !req
162. Binge eating will cause you to gain weight.Copy !req
163. You'll gain less weight by
eating over multiple meals.Copy !req
164. Think about your total calorie intake!Copy !req
165. Huh? Wait...Copy !req
166. C-Cinnamon...Copy !req
167. H-He's round!Copy !req
168. Wait, Cinnamon's way too round!Copy !req
169. I'm sure it's just his winter coat.Copy !req
170. Pardon me, Cinnamon.Copy !req
171. What is this?Copy !req
172. He's gotten fat.Copy !req
173. He's all pudge.Copy !req
174. I knew it.Copy !req
175. Cinnamon's cutest when he's a little chubby.Copy !req
176. Hey! What was that for?Copy !req
177. That was rude, Tomo-chan-dono!Copy !req
178. All right...Copy !req
179. You're going on a diet.Copy !req
180. A diet?Copy !req
181. A diet?Copy !req
182. You two are going to need meal restrictions.Copy !req
183. I could never do that!Copy !req
184. There's no way!Copy !req
185. Icchie...Copy !req
186. Look.Copy !req
187. What do you think Mitsuhide-san
would say if he saw you like that?Copy !req
188. Come to me, my cute...Copy !req
189. little piggy.Copy !req
190. No!Copy !req
191. Stop!Copy !req
192. I'd rather die!Copy !req
193. I'll lose weight!Copy !req
194. I'll lose weight, I swear!Copy !req
195. I'm going to lose weight right away!Copy !req
196. A few minutes laterCopy !req
197. I-I lost weight.Copy !req
198. I lost weight so quickly.Copy !req
199. I lost weight instantly.Copy !req
200. I don't know how, but we humans
sure are amazing when we try.Copy !req
201. I don't know how, but I,
as a dog, managed to do it, too.Copy !req
202. I'm shocked by the way
your body works, Icchie.Copy !req
203. Cinnamon, too.Copy !req
204. Seriously.Copy !req
205. Any diet resulting in over five kilograms
lost instantly is extremely hazardous.Copy !req
206. If you ever do attempt one,
do so at your own risk.Copy !req
207. You can't let your guard down yet.Copy !req
208. Drastic diets come with the dreaded rebound.Copy !req
209. You can't just lose weight and be done?Copy !req
210. You can't just lose weight and be done?Copy !req
211. Not so fast.Copy !req
212. I think you'll need strong
meal restrictions.Copy !req
213. That will not do!Copy !req
214. Just try and enforce a meal restriction.Copy !req
215. In my age, people would have died!Copy !req
216. During the winters, especially,Copy !req
217. one had to take in ample nourishment
just to make it to the spring.Copy !req
218. First, you have to replace your white rice
with brown rice or mixed-grain rice.Copy !req
219. She's not even listening!Copy !req
220. I can have rice?Copy !req
221. As long as it's an alternative.Copy !req
222. Brown rice and mixed-grain rice
have lots of fiber and nutrients.Copy !req
223. Chew it thoroughly, and it's filling, too.Copy !req
224. You're so knowledgeable, Ai-chan.Copy !req
225. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
226. You surprised me, asking for
brown rice out of the blue.Copy !req
227. Feel free to join us, you two.Copy !req
228. Okay.Copy !req
229. Here, brown rice meal
for you, too, Cinnamon.Copy !req
230. I shall have it.Copy !req
231. Let's eat.Copy !req
232. It's good!Copy !req
233. They used to eat brown rice during
the Warring States era, apparently.Copy !req
234. White rice started in the Edo period.Copy !req
235. That's right.Copy !req
236. This flavor takes me back.Copy !req
237. All that brown rice probably
kept me skinny in my past life.Copy !req
238. Which means the lords might have
been feeding me brown rice.Copy !req
239. Say "ahh."Copy !req
240. Ahhh!Copy !req
241. N-No, no! I'm in the middle of a meal!Copy !req
242. Yeah.Copy !req
243. I can guess what you're thinking,Copy !req
244. but you should save it until
after you're done eating.Copy !req
245. Brown rice is great.Copy !req
246. I could live with this.Copy !req
247. I could, but there's no more.Copy !req
248. More, please!Copy !req
249. I could eat this forever!Copy !req
250. Wait, more?Copy !req
251. Ichiko-san, even if it's brown rice,
there's no point if you eat so many bowls.Copy !req
252. Really?Copy !req
253. Come on, Icchie...Copy !req
254. Again, what do you think
Mitsuhide-san would say?Copy !req
255. You're so full of life,Copy !req
256. my adorable little piggy.Copy !req
257. Fine, fine!Copy !req
258. I won't eat any more.Copy !req
259. Love trumps appetite, indeed.Copy !req
260. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
261. They're so cute.Copy !req
262. Aren't they?Copy !req
263. Th-These cups!Copy !req
264. Mom, where did you get these?Copy !req
265. They turned up when I was cleaning.Copy !req
266. I bought them for your dad's
and my wedding anniversary.Copy !req
267. It seemed like a waste not to
use them, so I took them out.Copy !req
268. Let's use them for snack time today.Copy !req
269. I want!Copy !req
270. I so want these!Copy !req
271. Oh, no, Cinnamon's freaking out.Copy !req
272. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
273. What do you mean, what's wrong?Copy !req
274. I'm known for my teaware!Copy !req
275. In my past life,
I collected tons of teaware.Copy !req
276. But teaware back then was all so understated.Copy !req
277. Oh? What's this?Copy !req
278. Sen no RikyuCopy !req
279. What do you think?Copy !req
280. I-I can sense the power of the earth, indeed.Copy !req
281. Though it was more like dirt than earth.Copy !req
282. Impressive, my lord.Copy !req
283. You certainly understand the
value of wares, Nobunaga-sama.Copy !req
284. Sure I do.Copy !req
285. And how, exactly, is the
value of wares determined?Copy !req
286. Well, it's difficult to
explain in a single word.Copy !req
287. But if I praise it, its price increases.Copy !req
288. Oh? Is that all it takes?Copy !req
289. Rikyu didn't really care
all that much, either.Copy !req
290. If I say wabi, it's wabi.
If I say sabi, it's sabi.Copy !req
291. Wabi SabiCopy !req
292. Wabi and sabi.Copy !req
293. These are the words that
describe Rikyu's aesthetic.Copy !req
294. It's a very deep, sophisticated aesthetic
that is difficult to describe in a single word.Copy !req
295. If there had been such dazzling
teaware back in the day...Copy !req
296. What is this?Copy !req
297. Matsunaga HisahideCopy !req
298. It is the teapot of Tsukumonasu,
the fine article you've long desired.Copy !req
299. It was said to have been
worth 1,000 kan at the time.Copy !req
300. 1,000 kanCopy !req
301. 1,000 kan, in modern currency, would be
equivalent to roughly 80 million yen.Copy !req
302. 80,000,000 yenCopy !req
303. Are you asking me to forgive you for your
recent betrayal in exchange for this?Copy !req
304. That would be brutally honest.Copy !req
305. But, yes.Copy !req
306. Hisahide, do you know of such a thing as this?Copy !req
307. Th-That's a foreign piece!Copy !req
308. Indeed!Copy !req
309. Tsukumonasu is bland!Copy !req
310. No thanks.Copy !req
311. Seriously?Copy !req
312. I thus do not forgive you for your betrayal.Copy !req
313. I sentence you to death!Copy !req
314. Damn, Nobunaga...Copy !req
315. You're rockin'!Copy !req
316. That's what would have happened.Copy !req
317. Close call.Copy !req
318. History could have changed.Copy !req
319. Teaware drives a man crazy.Copy !req
320. I want it so bad.Copy !req
321. It looks like Cinnamon's
interested in the tea set.Copy !req
322. He sure is an odd dog.Copy !req
323. Oh, I know.Copy !req
324. I think I have a saucer that's a bit chipped.Copy !req
325. Why don't we give this to Cinnamon?Copy !req
326. Yes!Copy !req
327. I love you, Mother!Copy !req
328. Why not have some milk on it?Copy !req
329. The beautiful flower design!Copy !req
330. the perfect circle!Copy !req
331. And the delicate frills!Copy !req
332. Drinking from such a cute plate is going
to turn my heart into a maiden's.Copy !req
333. Ruffle! Ruffle!Copy !req
334. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
335. Oh, me, too.Copy !req
336. Really?Copy !req
337. T-Toxic parents, you say?Copy !req
338. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
339. Put simply, it's a parent that
doesn't care about their child.Copy !req
340. I wasn't one, then.Copy !req
341. My heir, Katsuyori...Copy !req
342. Takeda KatsuyoriCopy !req
343. He stuck to my teachings and worked hard.Copy !req
344. The Takeda clan's territory was at
its largest under Katsuyori's rule.Copy !req
345. But Takeda fell, right?Copy !req
346. Well...Copy !req
347. That's because a formidable
neighbor invaded us.Copy !req
348. The Warring States was all
about survival of the fittest.Copy !req
349. You probably didn't teach him well.Copy !req
350. You're a toxic parent, Lucky-dono.Copy !req
351. What?Copy !req
352. I'm going to pee on you someday!Copy !req
353. Actually, weren't you a true
toxic parent, Cinnamon-dono?Copy !req
354. No way.Copy !req
355. I adored my children.Copy !req
356. What were your children's names, then?Copy !req
357. Well...Copy !req
358. Oh, yeah... Indeed.Copy !req
359. My lord!Copy !req
360. Isn't the name "Sanshichi"
a bit too thoughtless,Copy !req
361. just because he was born on March 7th?Copy !req
362. Third son
(Three Seven)
"Sanshichi"Copy !req
363. I-It'll help us remember his birthday.Copy !req
364. My twins, too.Copy !req
365. Ohbora and Kobora? You don't even care!Copy !req
366. Seventh son
(Little Hole)
"Kobora"Copy !req
367. Sixth son
(Big Hole)
"Ohbora"Copy !req
368. I want the two sons to get along together.Copy !req
369. That's not even that bad!Copy !req
370. My son's name is Hito! Hito!Copy !req
371. Ninth son
(Person)
"Hito"Copy !req
372. A person named "person"? What?Copy !req
373. His brothers are going to bully him!Copy !req
374. You're just naming our
children for laughs!Copy !req
375. You're horrible!Copy !req
376. No, well...Copy !req
377. I-I don't...Copy !req
378. think I would do that.Copy !req
379. My first son was just born.Copy !req
380. Congratulations, sir.Copy !req
381. Name
Kimyoumaru
(weirdo)Copy !req
382. I named him Kimyoumaru,
written "weird" and "round."Copy !req
383. Hilarious!Copy !req
384. Snazzy.Copy !req
385. Too tasteful!Copy !req
386. Badass!Copy !req
387. I think all the names are nice and unique.Copy !req
388. There are limits!Copy !req
389. I know, right?Copy !req
390. That's so adorable.Copy !req
391. It is.Copy !req
392. I can't believe you named your son "Hito."Copy !req
393. I feel bad for him.Copy !req
394. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
395. You're definitely a toxic parent.Copy !req
396. It was definitely a bad idea
to name my kids just for fun.Copy !req
397. He's hopeless.Copy !req
398. He's totally hopeless.Copy !req
399. "Hito" for a kid's name? No way.Copy !req
400. You're still talking about that?Copy !req
401. I had all kinds of problems
with my mom in my past life.Copy !req
402. Things can get complicated
between parent and child.Copy !req
403. The great Akutagawa wrote thatCopy !req
404. the tragedies of life begin when
one becomes someone's child.Copy !req
405. Who's Akutagawa?Copy !req
406. An author from the Meiji era.Copy !req
407. Meiji?Copy !req
408. He's just a kid, then.Copy !req
409. Maybe I'll write a novel, too.Copy !req
410. You're a dog. You can't.Copy !req
411. We might not be able to write,
but we can still take Japan!Copy !req
412. Episode 10: Can't Wait for Summer! Great Battle in a Dress and a Loincloth!Copy !req
413. Even more impossible.Copy !req
414. I hope you haven't learned your lesson
not to watch the next episode.Copy !req