1. All right, let's get started.Copy !req
2. I'mma just save the world now.Copy !req
3. Nightmare Killer's so hot!Copy !req
4. C-Can't breathe...Copy !req
5. Th-That's it!Copy !req
6. I'm gonna die! He's so awesome!Copy !req
7. I want to save the planet, too!Copy !req
8. I love how he's saving the
world dressed all in black,Copy !req
9. with that antisocial aura and a giant sword!Copy !req
10. That long cape must get in the way
when he fights, but he totally rocks it!Copy !req
11. Here I go!Copy !req
12. I have no idea who he's
talking to, and I love it!Copy !req
13. I have no idea what my master's saying,Copy !req
14. but I do agree that this
Night-whatever is awesome.Copy !req
15. Dog ParkCopy !req
16. Man, forget uniting Japan.
The planet's where it's at.Copy !req
17. Episode 7 I Want to Protect Peace on Earth... From the Dog Park With Love?Copy !req
18. What are you talking about?Copy !req
19. I just figured it out.Copy !req
20. I am Oda Nobunaga.Copy !req
21. By some twist of fate, I was
reborn in modern times as a dog.Copy !req
22. Why didn't I unite Japan in my past life?Copy !req
23. You couldn't, that's why.Copy !req
24. Shut up!Copy !req
25. But it's true!Copy !req
26. Don't say it!Copy !req
27. They're having so much fun playing around.Copy !req
28. They're so full of energy.Copy !req
29. Th-The reason I didn't...Copy !req
30. is probably because I was destined
to save Earth in this life!Copy !req
31. Destined?Copy !req
32. You don't need to tell jokes.
Your face and body are the real joke.Copy !req
33. No, I'm serious.Copy !req
34. But saving the planet? From whom?Copy !req
35. W-Well, obviously...Copy !req
36. F-From the bad guys.Copy !req
37. What bad guys? Who are they?Copy !req
38. Um...Copy !req
39. Th-They're from an evil secret society.Copy !req
40. Also, I have to save the
planet from space monsters.Copy !req
41. That's so cliché!Copy !req
42. It's like something out of a kids' show!Copy !req
43. I-Is it?Copy !req
44. Nightmare Killer?Copy !req
45. A hero in black, huh?Copy !req
46. Oda "Nightmare Killer" NobunagaCopy !req
47. You're right, that would be kind of cool.Copy !req
48. But I would choose red
over black, if anything.Copy !req
49. No one would see you in black.Copy !req
50. You'd be like a crow in the dark.Copy !req
51. I'll go with deep blue, then.Copy !req
52. That leaves me with gold.Copy !req
53. This is starting to get good!Copy !req
54. I'm getting pumped!Copy !req
55. Fighting the evil organization that
plots to take over the world...Copy !req
56. Protectors of justice, we are the
Warring States Three Buddies!Copy !req
57. Warring States
Three BuddiesCopy !req
58. That's so lame!Copy !req
59. "Three Buddies" is so bad!Copy !req
60. You've got terrible taste in names, Boo-dono!Copy !req
61. So bad!Copy !req
62. Is it that bad?Copy !req
63. I thought it was pretty good.Copy !req
64. That must be why your mother
was so irked by you.Copy !req
65. So lame!Copy !req
66. You're bringing that up again?Copy !req
67. I am!Copy !req
68. Stop laughing!Copy !req
69. Aw, they're play-fighting again.Copy !req
70. They really do get along well.Copy !req
71. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
72. We meet again.Copy !req
73. It's me, Ohta Gyuichi.Copy !req
74. Who, you say?Copy !req
75. Y'know...Copy !req
76. I was reborn as beef,Copy !req
77. and then brutally murdered in a milk
bottle by the traitor Akechi Mitsuhide.Copy !req
78. That Ohta.Copy !req
79. What? Where am I, you ask?Copy !req
80. I'm right here.Copy !req
81. Here, see?Copy !req
82. Right here, I said! Yes!Copy !req
83. I was reincarnated as an ant this time.Copy !req
84. Whoa, watch it!Copy !req
85. Hey!Copy !req
86. I'm tiny, so be careful!Copy !req
87. Pardon me.Copy !req
88. Anyway, I'm Ohta Gyuichi,
reincarnated as an ant.Copy !req
89. I really hope to serve
Nobunaga-sama this time.Copy !req
90. To be useful to him.Copy !req
91. And with that wish, I took on the
shame of being reborn as an ant.Copy !req
92. Oh, no!Copy !req
93. Huh?Copy !req
94. Isn't that...Copy !req
95. Nobunaga-sama!Copy !req
96. Long time no see.Copy !req
97. I'm Ohta Gyu—Copy !req
98. Cinnamon, did you just lick up a bug?Copy !req
99. That's nasty.Copy !req
100. I accidentally ate it.Copy !req
101. You'll get a tummyache.Copy !req
102. I'll be careful.Copy !req
103. Ohta Gyuichi's fruitless journey continues...Copy !req
104. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
105. Okay, we're heading out.
Watch the house for me.Copy !req
106. Okay.Copy !req
107. She's gone.Copy !req
108. I'm the only one in this house right now.Copy !req
109. That's right.Copy !req
110. Yes!Copy !req
111. I am the ruler!Copy !req
112. Yay!Copy !req
113. I'm going to do all the things
that get me in trouble!Copy !req
114. I'm going to eat snacks without permission!Copy !req
115. Beef jerkyCopy !req
116. Staying home alone isn't all that bad!Copy !req
117. I'm bored.Copy !req
118. There's only so much you can
do to kill time as a dog.Copy !req
119. Is there anything fun to do?Copy !req
120. The first thing I need to
do is get out of here.Copy !req
121. That must be the bathroom.Copy !req
122. They used to be called privies or lavatories.Copy !req
123. They were built outside,
since they smelled bad.Copy !req
124. But the privies nowadays are inside the home.Copy !req
125. There's a strange chair,
and it even smells of flowers.Copy !req
126. And here is the greatest mystery...Copy !req
127. There's no poo anywhere.Copy !req
128. How strange.Copy !req
129. I think I shall try sitting
on this chair today.Copy !req
130. This is unsettling.Copy !req
131. How am I supposed to poo?Copy !req
132. What does this button do?Copy !req
133. W-Water!Copy !req
134. A-And it's warm?Copy !req
135. I-It's hitting me where I'm most sensitive!Copy !req
136. I-Is someone behind me?Copy !req
137. Is this meant to wash one's butt?Copy !req
138. I've never had my butt washed like this...Copy !req
139. Modernity is indeed incredibly hospitable.Copy !req
140. Even the foreigners would be shocked!Copy !req
141. Intense!Copy !req
142. The problem is...Copy !req
143. I don't know how to stop it.Copy !req
144. What to do?Copy !req
145. I got in deep, deep trouble later.Copy !req
146. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
147. It's Cinnamon-dono.Copy !req
148. No, those are Chinnamons.Copy !req
149. Ch-Chinnamon?Copy !req
150. Yeah.Copy !req
151. The girls made these by hand to look like me.Copy !req
152. What is this?Copy !req
153. That's kind of crazy.Copy !req
154. She didn't make all three of
these with your fur, did she?Copy !req
155. She did indeed.Copy !req
156. It happened half a year ago,Copy !req
157. just before summer.
I guess you could call it a miracle.Copy !req
158. Wow!Copy !req
159. This is amazing, Cinnamon!Copy !req
160. Is it?Copy !req
161. This is a mystery of life!Copy !req
162. Look at all this fur!Copy !req
163. The yard's full of your hair.Copy !req
164. This "brushing" feels so, so good!Copy !req
165. More!Copy !req
166. Do more!Copy !req
167. Keep going!Copy !req
168. Okay, that's it for today.Copy !req
169. Aw.Copy !req
170. Look at all this fur, though.Copy !req
171. It seems like a shame to throw it out.Copy !req
172. I know!Copy !req
173. How's this?Copy !req
174. Isn't it cute?Copy !req
175. Girl, are you a genius?Copy !req
176. It's a tiny Cinnamon, so I
think I'll call it Chinnamon.Copy !req
177. My double, Chinnamon, eh?Copy !req
178. I like it.Copy !req
179. And that's how it happened.Copy !req
180. And then?Copy !req
181. That's it.Copy !req
182. What's the punch line?Copy !req
183. There isn't really a punch line.Copy !req
184. What the hell?Copy !req
185. I hate stories that don't have a punch line!Copy !req
186. You should have waited until the
double started moving or talkingCopy !req
187. or something weird like that!Copy !req
188. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!Copy !req
189. That's nuts.Copy !req
190. Warring States BLCopy !req
191. What is this?Copy !req
192. This is too much!Copy !req
193. It's okay.Copy !req
194. Their mutual passion gives rise to desire,Copy !req
195. and they seek out each other's bodies.Copy !req
196. It's only natural.
One's sex isn't a barrier to love!Copy !req
197. Huh?Copy !req
198. Okay, okay...Copy !req
199. So pure! So pure!Copy !req
200. So pure! So pure! So pure!Copy !req
201. Y'know, your master...Copy !req
202. She's definitely evangelizing.Copy !req
203. You could say that.Copy !req
204. She's always so intense.Copy !req
205. Y-You could say that.Copy !req
206. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
207. Good evening.Copy !req
208. I'm Akechi Mitsuhide, reborn as a squirrel.Copy !req
209. I have borne witness to my master's secret.Copy !req
210. I have so many photos of Cinnamon now.Copy !req
211. I remember every moment
behind every photo clearly.Copy !req
212. This one's an especially good shot.Copy !req
213. It's mischievous and dynamic.Copy !req
214. And more than anything... It's adorable.Copy !req
215. It's done.Copy !req
216. Yes!Copy !req
217. Cinnamon and I could have taken a photo
like this together if I were a dog.Copy !req
218. Damn it!Copy !req
219. Cinnamon!Copy !req
220. Oh, Cinnamon!Copy !req
221. I want to be a dog, Cinnamon!Copy !req
222. Master, you're pretty messed up.Copy !req
223. I think I'd want to marry the second son.Copy !req
224. Same.Copy !req
225. I'll pass on the eldest son.Copy !req
226. The second son, huh?Copy !req
227. But, like...Copy !req
228. I don't even have a boyfriend,
never mind choosing an eldest or second son.Copy !req
229. Well, yeah, indeed.Copy !req
230. I wonder which one Mitsuhide-san is.Copy !req
231. Him again?Copy !req
232. Drink some milk, and everything will be fine.Copy !req
233. I don't like that he looks
like my traitor, Mitsuhide.Copy !req
234. Besides, that man...Copy !req
235. I love you, Cinnamon!Copy !req
236. He's a fool.Copy !req
237. Mitsuhide was a traitor,
but he wasn't such a blatant fool.Copy !req
238. I hope Mitsuhide-san's a second son.Copy !req
239. Girl, you really should find someone else.Copy !req
240. Mitsuhide-san, which are you?Copy !req
241. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
242. Dog ParkCopy !req
243. The TV show yesterday?Copy !req
244. Oh, that thing about second sons
being really popular these days.Copy !req
245. That one.Copy !req
246. Huh...Copy !req
247. I find that hard to believe.Copy !req
248. I know.Copy !req
249. In the past, just being the
eldest son made you so popular,Copy !req
250. girls would throw themselves at you.Copy !req
251. Eldest son! So nice! Hold me!Copy !req
252. Lucky-dono, you shouldn't be so
open about your personal fantasies.Copy !req
253. It's true, though, that all the
sons who weren't the eldestCopy !req
254. were avoided as
good-for-nothings or nuisances.Copy !req
255. Well, people only really kept them aroundCopy !req
256. in case the eldest son
died young or something.Copy !req
257. I wasn't the eldest son,Copy !req
258. so I was sent to be raised at a temple.Copy !req
259. I was supposed to become a monk.Copy !req
260. Was it because you were
the more competent brother,Copy !req
261. so they were like,
"Hey, want to take over the family?"Copy !req
262. Yeah, something like that.Copy !req
263. It was pretty unusual
back in the day, though.Copy !req
264. It sure was.Copy !req
265. So all the boys, aside from the eldest...Copy !req
266. "I'm a second son, so I
have no home to inherit."Copy !req
267. "As the fourth son,
I feel like I don't belong."Copy !req
268. "I'm a third son, and I'm looking for
someone to take me as an apprentice."Copy !req
269. In those days, there was a surplus
of second sons and younger.Copy !req
270. That's when I had the idea...Copy !req
271. You're all welcome to serve me.Copy !req
272. Thank you, Nobunaga-sama!Copy !req
273. All right, our army will be called the
Great Second-Sons-And-Younger Army.Copy !req
274. Great Second-Sons-And-Younger ArmyCopy !req
275. Lame.Copy !req
276. It was just a tentative name. Nothing more.Copy !req
277. No wonder the name never made history.Copy !req
278. That's a seriously useless name.Copy !req
279. Oh, "Warring States Three Buddies"
was way better in comparison, then.Copy !req
280. Warring States
Three BuddiesCopy !req
281. You're actually the type
to hold a grudge, huh?Copy !req
282. Shut up.Copy !req
283. Taste in naming aside,Copy !req
284. doing a hiring spree of second sons
and younger is a revolutionary idea.Copy !req
285. That's it!Copy !req
286. All the young men with nowhere to go became
very fond of me after I took them in.Copy !req
287. Nobunaga-cchi!Copy !req
288. I'll follow you anywhere!Copy !req
289. We were brought together by a powerful bond.Copy !req
290. Huh?Copy !req
291. But you were the eldest son,
weren't you, Cinnamon-dono?Copy !req
292. Ack!Copy !req
293. So you know what it's like for
second sons, despite being the eldest?Copy !req
294. Ack!Copy !req
295. You're right.Copy !req
296. There were some who made a fuss about
the fact that I was the eldest son.Copy !req
297. You don't understand us second sons
and younger, Nobunaga-cchi!Copy !req
298. You're the eldest son, after all!Copy !req
299. Fool! I understand you.Copy !req
300. My vassals all call me a fool!Copy !req
301. My younger brother, Nobukatsu-kun,Copy !req
302. is way more admirable and
more like an oldest son.Copy !req
303. So I, I...Copy !req
304. So I'm actually the second son!Copy !req
305. I totally understand you all!Copy !req
306. Nobunaga-cchi!
I'll still follow you anywhere!Copy !req
307. That's how I talked them up.Copy !req
308. That was all it took?Copy !req
309. It worked, for the most part.Copy !req
310. You're good at talking.Copy !req
311. Also, in an effort to boost the confidence
of the Great Second-Sons-And-Younger Army...Copy !req
312. I gave them super long spears to use.Copy !req
313. You're talking about the
Oda Six-Meter-Spear Phalanx.Copy !req
314. Six-Meter SpearsCopy !req
315. The spearmen of other
warlords in the dayCopy !req
316. mostly carried spears
that were 5.4 meters long.Copy !req
317. But Nobunaga equipped his spearmen
with super long 6.3 meter spears.Copy !req
318. Between 5.4-meter spears
and 6.3-meter spears...Copy !req
319. Obviously, the longer one wins.Copy !req
320. That's so blunt.Copy !req
321. That's true of everything.Copy !req
322. For example, between long chopsticks
and short chopsticks...Copy !req
323. The longer chopsticks win.Copy !req
324. And when it comes to legs...Copy !req
325. Indeed, the longer ones win.Copy !req
326. Long is best!Copy !req
327. Long is strong!Copy !req
328. Long is justice!Copy !req
329. Make everything long,
and we'll conquer Japan!Copy !req
330. I can't believe my Takeda Clan was
defeated by this simpleton dolt.Copy !req
331. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
332. Long is best!Copy !req
333. Long is strong!Copy !req
334. Cinnamon's so full of energy. He's so cute.Copy !req
335. Hey, Mitsuhide-san...Copy !req
336. What is it?Copy !req
337. Do you have any siblings, Mitsuhide-san?Copy !req
338. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
339. I'm a second son.Copy !req
340. You are?Copy !req
341. Yeah.Copy !req
342. Why do you ask, though?Copy !req
343. J-Just wondering.Copy !req
344. I'm glad, though.Copy !req
345. He's a second son, huh?Copy !req
346. Long! Long!Copy !req
347. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
348. Don't worry, this will be quick.Copy !req
349. What was that?Copy !req
350. I thought I heard Lucky-dono shriek.Copy !req
351. Yeah?Copy !req
352. Today's a weird day.Copy !req
353. The girls are wearing gloves,Copy !req
354. and our walk's taking longer than usual.Copy !req
355. Are you going to pee?Copy !req
356. I'm empty...Copy !req
357. You just noticed, huh?Copy !req
358. Today is needle day.Copy !req
359. Huh?Copy !req
360. Rabies
Vaccination
SiteCopy !req
361. See? We're already there.Copy !req
362. I-I'm going home!Copy !req
363. Me, too!Copy !req
364. Here we go again!Copy !req
365. I can't!Copy !req
366. No needles!Copy !req
367. I don't like pain!Copy !req
368. Cinnamon-dono...Copy !req
369. Boo-dono...Copy !req
370. L-Lucky-chan!Copy !req
371. I stayed strong through the needle.Copy !req
372. I think I faced more fear today than
I did during my battles in my past life.Copy !req
373. Unmovable, like the mountain...Copy !req
374. Lucky-chan is defeated!Copy !req
375. Hang in there! The wound isn't deep!Copy !req
376. Calm down, Cinnamon!Copy !req
377. Boo-chan, no!Copy !req
378. This is exhausting for both dogs and humans.Copy !req
379. It's always such a pain.Copy !req
380. Gyaa!Copy !req
381. You can get vaccinations
done at the vet, too,Copy !req
382. S
o
r
r
y
!Copy !req
383. but Cinnamon's got too much energy.Copy !req
384. It bothers the sick pets when he freaks out.Copy !req
385. So I want to get the shot done
at this mobile vaccination station.Copy !req
386. I see.Copy !req
387. I thought he might be okay if
he was with his buddy Boo-chan.Copy !req
388. But they're both so wimpy,
they ended up amplifying their fear.Copy !req
389. Yeah.Copy !req
390. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
391. It's Cinnamon-san and Boo-chan-san.Copy !req
392. Are you both about to get your needle?Copy !req
393. Why do you look so happy?Copy !req
394. Listen to this!Copy !req
395. I just ran into Julian-san over there.Copy !req
396. He was so scared of the
needle, he couldn't get up.Copy !req
397. We're in for it, too...Copy !req
398. But it's still funny.Copy !req
399. They called him the Dragon of Echigo
or whatever in his past life...Copy !req
400. But forget a dragon, he's barely a turtle!Copy !req
401. That's savage, Marutaro-chan.Copy !req
402. Aren't you afraid of the needle?Copy !req
403. Not at all, actually.Copy !req
404. Rabies
Vaccination
SiteCopy !req
405. See, I went to the site, and...Copy !req
406. Hello! I'm Marutaro!Copy !req
407. Hey! What's up today?Copy !req
408. What are we doing today?Copy !req
409. There, all done.Copy !req
410. It was all done while I
was saying hi to people.Copy !req
411. What a happy-go-lucky dog.Copy !req
412. Well, we should probably brace ourselves.Copy !req
413. We can't let Marutaro mock us.Copy !req
414. Indeed.Copy !req
415. Was there ever anything
this bad in your past life?Copy !req
416. There was not.Copy !req
417. Have fun!Copy !req
418. Be safe!Copy !req
419. Looks like they've surrendered.Copy !req
420. They tired themselves out.Copy !req
421. You're up first, Boo-chan.Copy !req
422. Cinnamon-dono...Copy !req
423. Here I go.Copy !req
424. Boo-chan looks prepared to die.Copy !req
425. He's a man among men!Copy !req
426. I suppose I'll go, too.Copy !req
427. Oda IchikoCopy !req
428. Pet's Name: Cinnamon-chanCopy !req
429. You freaked out last year, didn't you?Copy !req
430. Forget about last year.Copy !req
431. Can I get the owner to hold him still?Copy !req
432. Okay, on his butt.Copy !req
433. Ow!Copy !req
434. What the hell was that for?Copy !req
435. It hurts more on your butt than on your neck.Copy !req
436. Although, I don't have a choice but
to inject your butt if you freak out.Copy !req
437. I'm glad it's over, though.Copy !req
438. Good for you, Cinnamon.Copy !req
439. I had it done on my neck, so it didn't hurt.Copy !req
440. But you didn't freak out this year,Copy !req
441. so maybe you'll get it
on your neck next year.Copy !req
442. Hell, no!Copy !req
443. I'm not taking it on my butt or my neck!Copy !req
444. I'm escaping next year!Copy !req
445. I'm still not convinced.Copy !req
446. Is "Warring States Three Buddies" that bad?Copy !req
447. You're still going on about that?Copy !req
448. You need to know when to quit, Boo-dono.Copy !req
449. How about "Warring States
Three Handsome Guys,"Copy !req
450. or "Trio the Warring States"?Copy !req
451. No good.Copy !req
452. "Warring States Birds of a Feather"?Copy !req
453. We're dogs.Copy !req
454. "Warring States Three Young Dog Generals"?Copy !req
455. Is it just me or are you
falling further out of touch?Copy !req
456. Watch again next time!Copy !req
457. Episode 8 Gourmet Battle? I'm Not Compromising on This Flavor!Copy !req