1. Episode 4: Rain Is the Melody of War~It Always Starts With Rain~Copy !req
2. It's raining again.Copy !req
3. I am Oda Nobunaga.Copy !req
4. By some twist of fate, I was
reborn in modern times as a dog.Copy !req
5. Oh, well.Copy !req
6. I guess we won't be going for a walk today.Copy !req
7. We didn't go yesterday or
the day before, either!Copy !req
8. Really, though, there were a lot of timesCopy !req
9. in my past life that I staked
my life on the rain, too.Copy !req
10. There was the Battle of Okehazama,Copy !req
11. and then there was the time at
Nagashima, when the long rainCopy !req
12. made swamps of the farms and
slowed down Takeda's cavalry...Copy !req
13. And Honnouji.Copy !req
14. They all happened during the rainy season.Copy !req
15. They even called me the rain bringer.Copy !req
16. That stinks so bad!Copy !req
17. Was that really my fart?Copy !req
18. No way.Copy !req
19. That's impossible.Copy !req
20. The stench is worse than
a cesspit in the summer.Copy !req
21. There's no way that was my fart!Copy !req
22. I-I took it point blank!Copy !req
23. And dogs have a strong sense
of smell, so it's even worse!Copy !req
24. Come on, Cinnamon, that was your own fart.Copy !req
25. Help me, girl!Copy !req
26. I'm dying!Copy !req
27. CinnamonCopy !req
28. Apparently dogs get gas build-up
when they don't go for walks.Copy !req
29. I never knew.Copy !req
30. What a pickle.Copy !req
31. Oh, I know.Copy !req
32. We could try that thing Dad bought.Copy !req
33. Is there a drug that'll
make my farts not smell?Copy !req
34. It's a bit big for you, but better
too big than too small, right?Copy !req
35. It's way too big.Copy !req
36. Walking in the rain isn't
so bad, eh, Cinnamon?Copy !req
37. It's absolutely horrible.Copy !req
38. My legs are wet.Copy !req
39. What's wrong, Cinnamon?Copy !req
40. The smell is caught in my coat! I'm deceased!Copy !req
41. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
42. Feel fresh in your gut every day!Copy !req
43. Easy Miso Soup DietCopy !req
44. Miso soup diet, huh?Copy !req
45. Miso soup is easy.
I think I could keep up with it.Copy !req
46. Girl, first of all, if you want
to lose weight, stop eating.Copy !req
47. You fool.Copy !req
48. Miso, though...Copy !req
49. I haven't had any since I became a dog.Copy !req
50. My province of Owari was
famous for its yaki miso.Copy !req
51. Oda Nobunaga'sCopy !req
52. Warring States CuisineCopy !req
53. BanzaiCopy !req
54. Today's dishCopy !req
55. Yaki MisoCopy !req
56. It's exceedingly simple to make.Copy !req
57. Throw some grated ginger and green onions
on some miso, add sake, and mix well.Copy !req
58. GekokujouCopy !req
59. Knead well.Copy !req
60. Then cook it on a wood fire
until it takes on a good color.Copy !req
61. And that's how you make yaki miso.Copy !req
62. Put it on hot rice, or have it
as a snack with your booze.Copy !req
63. Oda Nobunaga'sCopy !req
64. Warring States CuisineCopy !req
65. BanzaiCopy !req
66. The EndCopy !req
67. No further episodes plannedCopy !req
68. Time to eat, Cinnamon.Copy !req
69. This crunchy stuff's pretty good, too.Copy !req
70. My tastes have changed quite
a bit since I became a dog.Copy !req
71. In my previous life...Copy !req
72. What is this nobleman's food?Copy !req
73. I don't eat such bland trash!Copy !req
74. I tried to execute a cook who
only lightly seasoned my meal.Copy !req
75. So, here's a dish for my fellow salt lovers.Copy !req
76. Yuzuke.Copy !req
77. First, put some yaki miso on cold rice.Copy !req
78. Then sprinkle on some bonito
flakes, salted greens,Copy !req
79. and anything else you like.Copy !req
80. Too much sodium?Copy !req
81. What's wrong with that?Copy !req
82. Pour on some hot water and enjoy
the rising scent of miso.Copy !req
83. First, enjoy the pickled
pieces, like the greens,Copy !req
84. then shovel down the rice,Copy !req
85. and finally, drink the soup.Copy !req
86. Damn it!Copy !req
87. I get hungry just thinking about it.Copy !req
88. What's up?Copy !req
89. Are you still hungry?Copy !req
90. Sheesh, you're such a glutton.Copy !req
91. Want some kibble?Copy !req
92. No!Copy !req
93. That stuff!Copy !req
94. I want the stuff in there!Copy !req
95. I know it's in there!Copy !req
96. You got me.Copy !req
97. Okay, you can have it. One second.Copy !req
98. Yes!Copy !req
99. This is the stuff!Copy !req
100. It looks like yaki miso
and tastes like meat!Copy !req
101. I call it modern yaki miso!Copy !req
102. I'm getting hungry just watching you.Copy !req
103. It looks so good.Copy !req
104. Yeah!Copy !req
105. Forget your diet, indeed!Copy !req
106. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
107. Sanada Yukimura, you say?Copy !req
108. Yeah.Copy !req
109. Masayuki's son, Yukimura, you mean?Copy !req
110. Yeah.Copy !req
111. Oh, Sanada Masayuki was my
vassal in my past life.Copy !req
112. So I've heard.Copy !req
113. Takeda Shingen's vassal was Sanada Masayuki,Copy !req
114. Takeda ShingenCopy !req
115. Sanada MasayukiCopy !req
116. and Sanada Masayuki's second
son was Sanada Yukimura.Copy !req
117. Sanada YukimuraCopy !req
118. Such was their relationship.Copy !req
119. But they're of a different
generation than us.Copy !req
120. The father, Masayuki, is one thing,
but we've never met Yukimura.Copy !req
121. You wouldn't recognize him
if you met him, then.Copy !req
122. Date "Boo" Masamune-dono,
has something shocked you so muchCopy !req
123. that an image would appear
of you in the rain?Copy !req
124. Well, actually...Copy !req
125. Yukimura was reborn in modern
times as a dog, too.Copy !req
126. He lives in this neighborhood.Copy !req
127. Oh?Copy !req
128. I bumped into him in the
middle of a walk yesterday.Copy !req
129. You don't say!Copy !req
130. So why are you so depressed
about it, Boo-dono?Copy !req
131. Why? Well...Copy !req
132. He wasn't how I imagined him.Copy !req
133. How you imagined him?Copy !req
134. In his past life, he fought
in many deadly battles.Copy !req
135. Masamune VS YukimuraCopy !req
136. Sengoku BarabaraCopy !req
137. 500 types
of weaponsCopy !req
138. And he's still depicted as an
eternal rival in modern times.Copy !req
139. So I had certain hopes for him.Copy !req
140. Alas...Copy !req
141. he ended up such a weird dog!Copy !req
142. No, I can't! I can't!Copy !req
143. H-He's here.Copy !req
144. I'm Marutarou! I have a cute smile!Copy !req
145. Nice to meet you all!Copy !req
146. He's so cute.Copy !req
147. Wh-What is this?Copy !req
148. Boo-dono! I enjoyed meeting you yesterday.Copy !req
149. So are these gentlemen here
the ones you mentioned?Copy !req
150. Yeah.Copy !req
151. From the right, Uesugi Kenshin-dono,
Oda Nobunaga-dono, Takeda Shingen-dono.Copy !req
152. They're all famous people!Copy !req
153. The virgin, the dunce,
and the one who killed his dad.Copy !req
154. I-I-I-I'm not a virgin!Copy !req
155. The dunce image is an act!Copy !req
156. I'm actually really smart!Copy !req
157. I exiled him, but I never killed him!Copy !req
158. Looks like they're getting along already.Copy !req
159. They're having so much fun.Copy !req
160. I know.Copy !req
161. Who is this bastard?Copy !req
162. I don't like him!Copy !req
163. The insolence!Copy !req
164. Don't tell me about it.Copy !req
165. I'm Sanada "Marutarou" Yukimura.Copy !req
166. Nice to meet all of you.Copy !req
167. Pardon me, I have to go.Copy !req
168. Do something about him!Copy !req
169. He's disrespectful!Copy !req
170. Execute him immediately!Copy !req
171. Again, don't tell me.Copy !req
172. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
173. It's another lively Halloween in Shibuya,Copy !req
174. from DogenzakaCopy !req
175. with countless young men and women
dressed in all sorts of outfits.Copy !req
176. Fever pitch Halloween in ShibuyaCopy !req
177. Wow, Halloween.Copy !req
178. It's never been easy to
quiet the raging masses.Copy !req
179. Now, as in the past, the desire
of the youth to be seen is great.Copy !req
180. That's right, even in my day,
the youth competed so hard to be noticed.Copy !req
181. Many a warlord wanted to stand out
among the others on the battlefield.Copy !req
182. Akechi Samanosuke MitsuharuCopy !req
183. Kuroda KanbeiCopy !req
184. For them, there were the
many oddball helmets.Copy !req
185. Gamou UjisatoCopy !req
186. They were quite impressive indeed.Copy !req
187. But it was my Mori Family men who
were especially off the wall.Copy !req
188. Mori
YoshinariCopy !req
189. Mori
NagayoshiCopy !req
190. Mori
RanmaruCopy !req
191. Are you guys all right in the head?Copy !req
192. I say.Copy !req
193. I had my preferences when
it came to armor, too,Copy !req
194. but there were others
who were more obsessed,Copy !req
195. including some who were way out there.Copy !req
196. Oh, yeah. I have a Halloween
outfit for you this year.Copy !req
197. Oh my God, it looks so good!Copy !req
198. It's so cute!Copy !req
199. G-Girl...Copy !req
200. You sure do have unique taste.Copy !req
201. My name is Lucky.Copy !req
202. In my past life, I was the fearsome
Tiger of Kai, Takeda Shingen,Copy !req
203. but as you can see, in my current life,
I was reincarnated as this tiny dog.Copy !req
204. Having accepted that I'm a dog,
as well as being small...Copy !req
205. A spectacular sight!Copy !req
206. I was greeted by a spectacular sight!Copy !req
207. It's fantastic being small!Copy !req
208. Oh, how cute!Copy !req
209. Even better!Copy !req
210. May I hold him?Copy !req
211. That's right, I'm adorable.Copy !req
212. Go ahead.Copy !req
213. Small and adorable.Copy !req
214. I'm almighty!Copy !req
215. He's so fluffy and cute!Copy !req
216. The ladies of this age are
obsessed with anything cute.Copy !req
217. This one is obsessed with me, too.Copy !req
218. How much of that did you see?Copy !req
219. All of it.Copy !req
220. Looking up at women's panties, I see.Copy !req
221. Men, be silent as the forest.Copy !req
222. Furin KazanCopy !req
223. My ass, old fart.Copy !req
224. You aren't fooling us.Copy !req
225. This is silly.Copy !req
226. Panties are just cloth.Copy !req
227. The koshimaki of old were
a lot more revealing.Copy !req
228. You don't get it.Copy !req
229. They aren't just cloth.Copy !req
230. Panties are a woman's individuality.Copy !req
231. See her panties, and you
will learn of her essence.Copy !req
232. That is...Copy !req
233. Tenka fubu!Copy !req
234. Tenka fubuCopy !req
235. Hey, that's my catch phrase!Copy !req
236. You're ripping me off!Copy !req
237. Do you still not get it?Copy !req
238. For example...Copy !req
239. Julian-dono's owner wears
a leopard-skin pattern.Copy !req
240. My master wears a black G-string.Copy !req
241. Despite their appearances, they seem to
have the instincts of female leopards.Copy !req
242. Meanwhile, Cinnamon-dono's master
wears white lace panties.Copy !req
243. She's a chaste girl,
never forgetting her pure side.Copy !req
244. Don't you dare peep on your friends.Copy !req
245. You'll receive divine punishment.Copy !req
246. No, I, well...Copy !req
247. P-Point is, I plan to make a living in this
life exploring panty fortune-telling.Copy !req
248. And you call yourself the Tiger of Kai?Copy !req
249. Have some shame.Copy !req
250. I'm embarrassed to be your rival.Copy !req
251. I don't care what you think!Copy !req
252. Here comes a hot one.Copy !req
253. Time to do a reading.Copy !req
254. Missy!Copy !req
255. I expect girls like her to wear
surprisingly plain beige panties.Copy !req
256. So what is the answer?Copy !req
257. Wh-What?Copy !req
258. What is it?Copy !req
259. What did you see?Copy !req
260. I saw it!Copy !req
261. In the throne of the panties was
seated a magnificent katana!Copy !req
262. Katana?Copy !req
263. Throne?Copy !req
264. Th-The panties occasionally cradle
the darkness of the modern world.Copy !req
265. Beware panty fortune-telling.Copy !req
266. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
267. I never knew you were
Boo-chan's owner, Ai-chan.Copy !req
268. My mom usually takes him out on his walks.Copy !req
269. I'm in charge of spoiling him at home.Copy !req
270. What a small world, huh?Copy !req
271. I know.Copy !req
272. Ai-chan is the girls' classmate.Copy !req
273. Let's start our Kentou Enbu Musical watch party, then.Copy !req
274. I've been dying to watch it!Copy !req
275. I couldn't get the tickets.Copy !req
276. It's that popular?Copy !req
277. The tickets aren't easy to get.Copy !req
278. Here we go.Copy !req
279. Kentou EnbuCopy !req
280. KenMu?Copy !req
281. Kentou Enbu?Copy !req
282. Say what?Copy !req
283. Handsome men dress up as famous swords.Copy !req
284. They sing and dance in this
turbulent 2.5D production.Copy !req
285. All the popular girls love it right now.Copy !req
286. Oh, really? Indeed.Copy !req
287. My master watches this KenMu thing three
times a day, morning, day, and night.Copy !req
288. M-Morning, day, and night?Copy !req
289. Every day, you say?Copy !req
290. I was iffy about it at first, especially
because the stage is live action, too...Copy !req
291. But 2.5D doesn't work unless there's a
deep love and understanding of the work!Copy !req
292. Huh...Copy !req
293. She doesn't just watch it, she's
passionate about evangelizing it, too.Copy !req
294. The Christian missionaries
would have been stunned.Copy !req
295. Are the Dates the ones to watch?Copy !req
296. Exactly.Copy !req
297. The way the Date Clan reveres
their lord is so awesome.Copy !req
298. D-Date Clan?Copy !req
299. The story is about the katanas that I,
Date Masamune, used to own.Copy !req
300. I see.Copy !req
301. We are the Date Clan!Copy !req
302. Date MasamuneCopy !req
303. A great daimyo ruling over 620,000 in Dewa and MutsuCopy !req
304. Our lord,Copy !req
305. Date MasamuneCopy !req
306. Our lord is the inventor of zunda mochi!Copy !req
307. Kuragiri
KagehideCopy !req
308. Edamame! Rice cakes!Copy !req
309. Watari RaikunimitsuCopy !req
310. Zunda mochi are still
what Sendai's known for.Copy !req
311. Shinokidoushirou
YoshimitsuCopy !req
312. Shokudaikiri MitsutadaCopy !req
313. Listen up, everyone.Copy !req
314. The name "zunda" comes from the sound madeCopy !req
315. when the lord ground edamame with a jintachi.Copy !req
316. Ohkurikara HiromitsuCopy !req
317. I am the tachi!Copy !req
318. So am I!Copy !req
319. Habaki KuniyukiCopy !req
320. Zun zun zunda!Copy !req
321. Zundoko dokodokoCopy !req
322. The passionate Date men who made zundaCopy !req
323. Zun zun zundaCopy !req
324. Zundoko dokodokoCopy !req
325. I'm not afraid of being late to KyotoCopy !req
326. Wh-What the hell is this?Copy !req
327. Are you enjoying this?Copy !req
328. Yeah, I'm totally enjoying this.Copy !req
329. Are you serious?Copy !req
330. I have no idea what they're talking about,
but Shokudaikiri Mitsutada-kun is so hot.Copy !req
331. I like Kuragiri Kagehide-kun.Copy !req
332. Lord, lord...Copy !req
333. Ai-chan, what's wrong?Copy !req
334. The Date Clan's love for their
lord is overwhelming...Copy !req
335. So admirable!Copy !req
336. My master's completely in love
with who I was in my past life.Copy !req
337. Is she actually like this every
morning, day, and night?Copy !req
338. Bawling, every morning, day, and night.Copy !req
339. I'm sorry!Copy !req
340. The lord himself doesn't appear in KenMu,Copy !req
341. but that just makes the Date Clan's
love that much more palpable.Copy !req
342. Zunda for life!Copy !req
343. So admirable!Copy !req
344. She's intense.Copy !req
345. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
346. Aww, so cute!Copy !req
347. I seriously hate that bastard.Copy !req
348. Can't we stop him somehow?Copy !req
349. Don't mind him. He's small fry.Copy !req
350. We're in a totally different league.Copy !req
351. Right, Julian-dono?Copy !req
352. Indeed.Copy !req
353. First, Julian-dono,
who captured Etchu and Echigo.Copy !req
354. I was an official in the Kanto region, too.Copy !req
355. Next, me, who captured Kai,
Shinano, and Suruga.Copy !req
356. The well-established Kai Genji, Takeda.Copy !req
357. Next, the great, great daimyo
of Oshu, Boo-dono.Copy !req
358. I would have taken Japan
had I been born ten years earlier.Copy !req
359. And Cinnamon-dono, the undisputed winnerCopy !req
360. of the Warring States era,
who almost took Japan.Copy !req
361. Indeed.Copy !req
362. Now, Marutarou was only
the Ueda leader in ShinshuCopy !req
363. and the second child of
Sanada Masayuki to boot.Copy !req
364. Second sons couldn't be successors
=
couldn't be head of a familyCopy !req
365. His family, his accomplishments...
He's no match for us.Copy !req
366. Indeed.Copy !req
367. Still, though...Copy !req
368. You all might not know about it
because it was after you died...Copy !req
369. but he had his own successes, too.Copy !req
370. He made huge strides in the Siege of Osaka.Copy !req
371. He almost took down Ieyasu-dono.Copy !req
372. He's just a fighter in the end.Copy !req
373. He's nothing like us.Copy !req
374. I agree.Copy !req
375. It's easier to have compassion now,
but we shouldn't glorify him too much.Copy !req
376. No, it doesn't look good
getting up on a high horse.Copy !req
377. He fought against the winning
team, knowing it was foolish.Copy !req
378. That's awesome.Copy !req
379. I don't hate that spirit.Copy !req
380. What's up?Copy !req
381. You were talking smack about me
because I'm so popular, weren't you?Copy !req
382. I can't stand old people.Copy !req
383. You're so pathetic.Copy !req
384. I hate this kid.Copy !req
385. Oda Cinnamon NobunagaCopy !req
386. Hey, Cinnamon...Copy !req
387. Do you think Mitsuhide-san
will pass by here today?Copy !req
388. You're waiting in ambush, huh? Not bad.Copy !req
389. It reminds me of Okehazama.Copy !req
390. Wars and relationships are
won with ambushes, girl.Copy !req
391. I want to ask for his contact info,
too, but I don't have the guts.Copy !req
392. Is that so?Copy !req
393. I'm kind of having fun
waiting to meet him, too.Copy !req
394. You foolish child!Copy !req
395. War is about information!Copy !req
396. The one with more information
commands the war.Copy !req
397. The same goes for love.Copy !req
398. Mitsuhide-san!Copy !req
399. Hey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
400. That guy's usually a mess,
but he looks pretty slick today.Copy !req
401. Um, I'm walking Cinnamon.Copy !req
402. What about you?Copy !req
403. There was a milk sale today.Copy !req
404. I bought tons.Copy !req
405. Um, you look really sharp today.Copy !req
406. My shirt, you mean?Copy !req
407. Seira ironed it for me.Copy !req
408. Huh...Copy !req
409. Seira?Copy !req
410. Who's Seira?Copy !req
411. My phone.Copy !req
412. Dinner's ready. They want me home.Copy !req
413. Girl...Copy !req
414. Sorry to leave so soon.Copy !req
415. I'll buy you milk for doggies next time.Copy !req
416. See you, Cinnamon.Copy !req
417. Bye!Copy !req
418. Get lost!Copy !req
419. Hey, Cinnamon...Copy !req
420. Do you think Seira is his girlfriend?Copy !req
421. To think Mitsuhide would have a woman...Copy !req
422. My love ended before it even began.Copy !req
423. Girl...Copy !req
424. All I ever did with Mitsuhide-san was
talk about weird stuff over milk.Copy !req
425. Who is Seira?Copy !req
426. I feel better.Copy !req
427. I have you, Cinnamon. I'm all right.Copy !req
428. Don't worry, girl.Copy !req
429. I, Oda Nobunaga, will find you
the best man under the sun.Copy !req
430. Marutarou-dono!Copy !req
431. What exactly is so funny?Copy !req
432. Nothing, really.Copy !req
433. It's just that my life is so damn fun.Copy !req
434. What a happy kid.Copy !req
435. My past life was brutal, after all.Copy !req
436. Just being alive makes me laugh.Copy !req
437. I guess he's just a happy little kid.Copy !req
438. Episode 5 Demon hunting! Golif! Old Dude Activities of Fire!Copy !req
439. Be sure to watch next week!Copy !req