1. Episode 12: Puppies of War
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2. O-Odawara Castle, you say?
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3. Yeah.
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4. That fool, Mitsuhide...
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5. Yay!
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6. He won a free so-called "car rental."
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7. And then Ai-dono suggested...
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8. I suggest we go for a
drive to Odawara Castle!
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9. S-Sure.
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10. So we're all going to go for a drive.
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11. We hate even hearing the
name "Odawara Castle."
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12. Right, Julian-dono?
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13. Indeed.
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14. Lucky-dono and I both.
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15. We laid siege to Odawara Castle,
which was defended by Houjou,
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16. but neither of us could break through.
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17. Odawara Castle is impenetrable.
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18. W-Well, I wasn't feeling that well at the time.
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19. Excuses are uncouth.
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20. And just what are you doing?
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21. What?
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22. It's in a rocker's heart to
want to climb anything big!
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23. Rock climbing!
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24. Get it?
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25. Uh-huh.
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26. That was a miss.
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27. Houjou's castle, which fended off even the two
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28. most powerful warlords,
Lucky-dono and Julian-dono...
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29. The key to a successful siege of
the impenetrable Odawara Castle
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30. was the Ishigakiyama Ichiya Castle,
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31. which I must humbly declare
was my own design.
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32. Ichiya Castle?
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33. What's that?
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34. Ishigakiyama Ichiya Castle
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35. was a mountain castle built with haste
at the command of Lord Hideyoshi.
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36. Impressive.
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37. I'm shocked.
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38. That's amazing, indeed.
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39. Rockin'!
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40. One Night Castle!
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41. What? None of you have
heard of Ichiya Castle?
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42. Of course they haven't.
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43. They were all dead by then.
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44. Th-That is true. Though...
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45. It's kind of annoying when he says it.
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46. I somehow feel insulted.
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47. All things come to an end.
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48. Rockin'.
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49. Look at how excited they
are over a domestic trip.
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50. It's so delightfully quaint,
is it not, honey?
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51. L-Lily, you shouldn't say
such incendiary things.
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52. Oh, my apologies.
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53. Attacking Odawara Castle takes me back.
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54. That was actually my first battle.
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55. Are you sure about that?
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56. I heard on TV that the First Siege
of Ueda was your first battle.
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57. Looks like there are alternate theories.
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58. We're talking about you. You ought to know.
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59. What was your first battle?
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60. Tell us.
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61. Yeah! Speak up!
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62. Rockin'!
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63. Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
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64. Is everyone in the car?
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65. Yes.
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66. Driving for Monkeys
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67. Like this, and that, and... I see.
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68. Hey, Seira, are you all right?
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69. I think I'm okay.
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70. It's been two years since
I last drove, though.
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71. I don't think he's okay.
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72. Indeed.
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73. You're the only one with
a driver's license, Seira-san.
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74. We're counting on you.
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75. Okay. I'm all good.
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76. I got this.
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77. All right, we're heading out.
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78. Gulp.
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79. Ch-Check behind the vehicle.
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80. First, turn on the right turn signal...
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81. We're screwed.
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82. We're so slow.
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83. A bike just passed us.
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84. Jeez, this is frustrating.
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85. Hey, what's this button?
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86. No, Cinnamon! That's dangerous!
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87. I can't do that?
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88. I've never been to a castle before.
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89. Same.
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90. I can't wait.
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91. Ai-chan, are you okay?
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92. Are you not feeling well?
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93. No, I'm totally fine.
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94. I was just thinking about something.
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95. Thinking about something?
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96. Odawara Castle is where my lord...
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97. You mean Date Masamune-san.
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98. It's the fateful place to which he carried a
golden cross, where he would fight to the death.
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99. Thinking about that makes me so sentimental.
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100. Oh...
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101. Is that true?
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102. Well, it was actually in Kyoto that
I walked with a golden cross.
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103. I guess that's just how intense things were.
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104. Hey, Mitsuhide.
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105. S-Stop the car!
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106. Mitsuhide, you lied.
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107. You never overcame your carsickness.
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108. It's just like when you were a kid.
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109. S-Sorry.
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110. I wanted to go for a drive with
Cinnamon. I couldn't help it.
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111. You're so popular, Cinnamon-san.
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112. It's such a nuisance.
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113. What should we do?
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114. What can we do?
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115. He'll get sick again as
soon as we start driving.
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116. Why don't we send Mitsuhide
home on the train?
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117. How about we send him home on foot?
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118. It might help my nausea if I can
hold on to my beloved Cinnamon.
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119. No way!
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120. Why do I have to put up
with that pukey bastard?
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121. All right, let's experiment.
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122. Icchie, let Mitsuhide-san hold Cinnamon.
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123. Potaders
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124. Lightly Salted
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125. Roger!
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126. No! God!
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127. No! Girl, please! No! No!
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128. Spare me!
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129. Hey, everyone, sorry for worrying you.
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130. I feel fine now.
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131. I-I feel so sick.
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132. Take us on our way.
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133. To Odawara Castle!
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134. Now, Seira-kun, let's drive!
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135. R-Right.
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136. You love Cinnamon so much, Mitsuhide-san.
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137. Only love can work such miracles.
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138. He's got some deep scars, hasn't he?
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139. Did you know, Cinnamon?
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140. Mount Fuji is 3,776 meters high.
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141. No. I don't care.
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142. Cinnamon's so lucky.
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143. I know what you mean, but Cinnamon's a dog.
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144. My lord... My lord...
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145. Yeesh.
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146. Mount Yari is 3,180 meters.
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147. That's nice, indeed.
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148. This sucks.
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149. You're the most proper one here.
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150. I think we'll get along.
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151. Boo-chan? Proper?
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152. You have a lot to learn, Tomo-chan-dono.
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153. That's a giant keep.
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154. It might be just a tad smaller
than mine at Azuchi Castle.
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155. Azuchi
Castle
Keep
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156. 33
meters
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157. Odawara
Castle
Keep
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158. 27
meters
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159. I heard it was constructed recently
out of reinforced concrete.
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160. You're quite knowledgeable.
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161. How do you know that?
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162. It's not me.
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163. Ai-dono's the knowledgeable one.
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164. Besides, when we attacked
Odawara Castle, it was sprawling,
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165. but it didn't have any
impressive keeps or anything.
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166. H-Hello.
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167. What? You can speak?
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168. Um...
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169. Do you know who I am?
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170. You're a squirrel.
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171. That's right.
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172. I'm Lis.
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173. Thanks for waiting.
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174. Tomo-chan, how was it?
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175. No good.
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176. We can't bring pets into the keep.
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177. If Cinnamon's not going, I'm not, either.
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178. If Mitsuhide-san's not
going, I'm not, either.
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179. Neither are we, of course.
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180. I figured.
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181. What should we do?
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182. Let's check out Ishigakiyama
Ichiya Castle, then.
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183. I'm sure they'll allow pets.
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184. Ishigakiyama
Ichiya
Castle
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185. I-Ichiya Castle?
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186. Finally!
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187. Let's go!
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188. The year is 1590.
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189. My lord... I mean, Date Masamune-sama
was late for Hideyoshi's siege of Odawara.
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190. Did you sleep in?
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191. I was watching and waiting.
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192. I owed Houjou, too.
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193. The lord, the chaotic one-eyed dragon
of Oshu, realized it could be bad.
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194. The white kimono was what you
would call burial clothes.
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195. I was expressing my sincerity,
that I was ready to die.
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196. I apologize deeply for my late arrival.
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197. Hideyoshi ended up finding that amusing.
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198. And that all happened at Ishigakiyama
Ichiya Castle, where we're headed now.
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199. So pure! So pure!
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200. My lord!
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201. But I did more than just bow
my head to Hideyoshi-dono.
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202. I actually left my claw mark there.
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203. Claw mark, you say?
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204. Did you perhaps bury some treasures there?
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205. You'll see when we get there.
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206. Wait, the squirrel just talked!
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207. Hi, I'm Lis.
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208. Monkey-kun was pretty cocky earlier.
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209. No, Cinnamon!
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210. Don't worry, I'll be right back.
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211. This way!
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212. It's been 430 years, after all.
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213. Indeed.
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214. Here we are. It's right here.
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215. Just a second.
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216. Don't freak out too much.
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217. The Japanese history textbooks might
have to be rewritten tomorrow.
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218. 1,000 Ryou
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219. Here it is! Look!
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220. What is this?
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221. Wh-What the hell?
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222. Th-This is so dumb!
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223. What are you, a middle
schooler on a class trip?
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224. What? What's wrong?
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225. It's awesome, isn't it?
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226. Well... this isn't going to change the textbooks.
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227. Masamune was here
Fight me
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228. Insolent fool!
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229. Get back!
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230. Get back, I say!
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231. Come on out, Cinnamon.
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232. Stay away, girl!
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233. See? Your tummy's in bad shape.
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234. We need to take you to the vet.
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235. Even if my tumtum hurts,
I shan't go to the vet.
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236. They only care about giving dogs needles.
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237. Vets are all needle-obsessed jags!
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238. Th-The gate has been breached!
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239. Calm down.
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240. No vet!
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241. Cinnamon!
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242. D-Defeat.
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243. Following a grueling battle, the castle falls.
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244. Zein University Veterinary Hospital School
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245. He probably overate.
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246. A lot of Shiba Inus have huge appetites.
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247. Wrong!
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248. It's psychological stress.
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249. It was the Odawara drive.
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250. I was already exhausted from taking care
of a messed-up Mitsuhide, and then...
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251. Masamune was here
Fight me
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252. Masamune was here.
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253. Fight me.
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254. Boo's middle school
posturing finished me off.
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255. I'm just sick from dealing with two idiots.
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256. I don't think there's
anything to worry about.
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257. But let's have him fast as long as his
stomach is rumbling, and see how it goes.
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258. Fast, you say?
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259. You quack!
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260. Never underestimate a grudge held over food!
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261. I'll curse you!
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262. I'll curse you to death!
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263. A fast?
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264. For how long?
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265. I'd say a couple days.
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266. I'm going to die.
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267. That long?
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268. Is there a supplement or
anything you could give him?
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269. All right.
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270. Let's give him a vitamin injection.
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271. It'll be a good pick-me-up.
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272. S-So I'm getting a needle after all?
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273. Zeon University Veterinary Hospital School
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274. Are you okay, Cinnamon?
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275. I'm not great.
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276. The needle was the last straw.
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277. I'm dead.
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278. It's growling again.
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279. You definitely ate too much.
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280. I told you, it's not from eating too much.
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281. It's the idiot, the middle schooler,
and the needle.
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282. It was a triple-whammy
of psychological trauma.
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283. I hate it.
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284. I'll carry you home.
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285. I see.
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286. Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
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287. Horiuchi Kenyuu
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288. Damn it, I'm unwell.
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289. It's still growling.
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290. Let's skip your meals today.
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291. I'm left with no choice.
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292. I'll take care of you all night tonight.
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293. It was perhaps two years ago.
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294. I was born to this world as the youngest of
four Shiba Inu siblings at a breeder's home.
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295. I still carried the mind of Nobunaga,
yet I was born into a Shiba Inu's body.
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296. It took me some time before I understood
and accepted that reality.
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297. I caused my dog mother
quite a bit of worry, too.
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298. What's wrong?
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299. Don't want any?
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300. Uh...
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301. Think about it.
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302. A human mother does
everything for her child.
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303. One needs only to surrender to her.
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304. But not so for a dog's child.
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305. If you don't keep up, you fall behind
your siblings in the race to survive.
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306. Also, did you know that some nipples on a
mother dog produce more milk than others?
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307. Produces lots
of milk
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308. Doesn't produce
much milk
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309. In the puppy world, one needs to secure
a nipple that produces plenty of milk,
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310. even at the cost of their siblings,
or they won't grow as well in the long run.
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311. This is survival of the fittest.
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312. Just like the Warring States era.
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313. Of course, as soon as I realized
that, I never fell behind again.
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314. I always struck first.
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315. I rushed first to my mother and captured
the productive nipple for myself.
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316. Produces lots
of milk
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317. Those were days of war,
just as in my previous life.
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318. Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
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319. Kumada Akane
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320. Ichiko, let's have dinner.
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321. I'll pass.
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322. Don't push yourself too hard.
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323. You'll end up sick yourself.
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324. My little glutton Cinnamon
is fasting right now.
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325. I can't bring myself to eat.
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326. A while later, I was separated from
my mother and taken to a pet store.
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327. Here, too, I had to win in battle.
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328. I learned that even when I'm eating dog food,
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329. I could avoid having any stolen by the
others by straddling it with my paws.
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330. Every waking moment, I was at war.
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331. Always at war
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332. Always at war
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333. Always at war
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334. Always at war
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335. Always at war
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336. Always at war
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337. Always at war
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338. Always at war
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339. Always at war
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340. Always at war
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341. Always at war
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342. Always at war
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343. Always at war
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344. Always at war
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345. My constant battle with my siblings led
my face to become even more menacing,
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346. and even more like that of an old man.
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347. Why are you always spoiling for a fight?
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348. He's always so angry. He's so not cute.
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349. So scary.
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350. His eyes don't look like a puppy's eyes.
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351. The staff regarded me poorly, too.
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352. Puppies! Puppies!
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353. I'm scared!
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354. I don't want a puppy like that!
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355. The customers hated me, too.
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356. My siblings were all adopted,
one after another,
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357. but no one called on me.
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358. So cute!
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359. Finally, I was the only one left in the cage.
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360. Come on, you're only a puppy,
and you're so full of spite.
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361. No one's going to buy you if
you grow too much bigger.
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362. Do you get it?
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363. What's going to become of me?
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364. I like this one!
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365. I want this one!
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366. That's when I met the girl.
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367. Oh, that one's cute, but we have
some cute toy poodles over here.
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368. Shih Tzu dogs are adorable
and intelligent, too.
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369. They don't need your advice!
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370. I'll bite you!
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371. If this eccentric girl hates me, it's over.
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372. No one will ever come to adopt me.
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373. For the first time in my life,
I tried to be lovable.
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374. Alas...
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375. Are you sure you want this one?
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376. Why don't you look at the other
puppies before you decide?
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377. I knew it was no use.
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378. Do as you wish.
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379. His bad attitude is what makes him so cute.
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380. I was so grateful to this stranger.
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381. Thus the girl took me as one of her own,
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382. and I now live as a member of the Oda family.
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383. I feel so light.
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384. The rumbling's all gone.
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385. Actually, I'm hungry as hell.
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386. Hey, girl! Feed me!
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387. Well, I'm quite indebted to the girl.
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388. Cinnamon?
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389. Cinnamon!
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390. Cinnamon!
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391. I'm so glad you're better, Cinnamon.
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392. Cinnamon, huh?
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393. It's true that this name
is slowly growing on me.
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394. Let's be together forever.
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395. Yeah.
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396. I don't want you to forget,
though, that I am Nobunaga.
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397. So if I looked like I did in my previous life...
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398. It would still look like this.
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399. What? You look troubled.
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400. I'm left with no choice.
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401. I suppose that, too, is entertaining.
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402. I am Oda Nobunaga.
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403. By some twist of fate, I was
reborn in modern times as a dog.
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