1. Zenon Shopping Center
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3. Episode 10: Can't Wait for Summer! Great Battle in a Dress and a Loincloth!
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4. So cute!
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5. I know!
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6. Am I?
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7. Nah.
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8. Those girls were talking to me.
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9. No way.
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10. They were definitely looking at me.
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11. You have an inflated ego.
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12. You're the last person I
want to hear that from.
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13. I am Oda Nobunaga.
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14. By some twist of fate, I was
reborn in modern times as a dog.
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15. And this here is Date Masamune,
reincarnated as a dog named Boo.
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16. Today, we're all out shopping together.
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17. Hardware stores these days, though...
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18. I never knew you could bring pets in.
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19. They only let you bring in small
dogs that fit in your cart.
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20. Looks like they don't let
you bring in large dogs.
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21. I'm waiting here by myself...
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22. It makes me anxious.
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23. What do you expect me
to do if I have to pee?
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24. Pet Cart
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25. Don't you think these girls
are buying too much?
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26. There isn't enough space for us.
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27. Okay, next...
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28. We need to go to the DIY section.
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29. Where's that?
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30. Let's start
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31. Plateware
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32. Cosmetics
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33. Up to 60% off
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34. Jeez, this place is too huge. I can't find it.
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35. What do we do?
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36. It's crowded, too.
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37. Better watch where you're going.
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38. Honganji-san.
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39. Long time.
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40. Since Seira-san's here, does that mean...
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41. I-It can't be...
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42. Cinnamon!
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43. I knew it!
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44. Mitsuhide-san.
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45. Mitsuhide!
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46. Cinnamon!
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47. I love you!
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48. Calm down.
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49. You're going to annoy
the other customers.
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50. Cinnamon...
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51. I'm saved.
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52. Are you out shopping?
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53. Yeah.
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54. I wanted to stock up on this.
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55. Ohta Milk
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56. Squirrels
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57. You're buying milk in bulk?
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58. It was really cheap.
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59. Come hang out, Cinnamon. I'll give you milk.
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60. I'll drink the milk, but I can do without you.
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61. Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
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62. Inuue Kazuhiko
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63. Oh, no... I lost the others.
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64. Sheesh, girl.
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65. Huge Discount!
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66. Huge Discount!
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67. Huge Discount!
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68. All snacks
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69. All snacks
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70. 5 for 300 yen (+tax)
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71. 5 for 300 yen (+tax)
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72. This is all because you were
glued to the snack sale.
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73. Anyway, we have to find the others.
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74. Indeed.
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75. There's even a salon for pets.
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76. Yo, Cinnamon-dono!
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77. Who's there?
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78. It's me! Me!
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79. Oh, it's you, Lucky-dono.
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80. You've had quite the overhaul.
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81. I sure have.
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82. I'm like a lion today.
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83. Just like how I looked in my previous life.
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84. A lion, you say?
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85. Even though you're so small?
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86. A lion is still a lion, even if it's small!
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87. You're so cute, Lucky-chan!
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88. I am, aren't I?
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89. Panties!
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90. Yo.
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91. I told you not to do that
with people we know.
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92. Sorry, I couldn't help it.
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93. Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
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94. Inuue
Kazuhiko
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95. Dog
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96. Whoof!
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97. Inuue Kazuhiko
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98. I just had them hack it all off.
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99. They don't charge much, and the trimmers
here are known for their skill.
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100. Maybe I'll get Cinnamon a makeover, too.
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101. I'd rather not.
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102. I hate baths and haircuts.
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103. Also, bonfires.
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104. Also, I don't like Mitsuhide, either.
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105. It seems you don't know anything.
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106. Look over there.
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107. That there is a hairdresser
known as a "trimmer."
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108. She's quite pretty, isn't she?
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109. And that's not all.
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110. Don't tell anyone else,
but that girl has igbay oobsbay.
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111. I-Igbay oobsbay?
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112. What's that?
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113. A spell or something?
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114. What? You really don't know what that means?
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115. I'll tell you, then.
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116. "Igbay oobsbay" means...
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117. She's got large breasts.
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118. Huge rack!
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119. Igbay oobsbay!
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120. Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
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121. Inuue Kazuhiko
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122. Kuroda
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123. Waiting all by myself...
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124. I'm so worried.
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125. I keep wondering...
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126. Have I been abandoned?
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127. Will I ever see my owners again?
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128. My mind thinks ceaselessly
about such things!
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129. That idiotic laughter...
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130. Marutarou-dono!
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131. Hey, Julian-chan.
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132. Look, Maru-chan, it's your friend, Julian-chan.
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133. Are you all right? What's wrong?
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134. I'm feeling a little sick.
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135. Really, are you all right?
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136. I'm just tired from greeting people.
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137. Tired from greeting people?
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138. People to the right, people to the left...
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139. I couldn't contain myself.
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140. I'm Marutarou!
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141. Nice to meet you!
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142. I'm Marutarou!
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143. The name's Marutarou!
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144. After doing that for a whole hour,
I started getting dizzy.
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145. A-Are you all right?
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146. Maru-chan! Maru-chan!
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147. I got lightheaded, I guess.
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148. Did you really need to risk
your life just to be cute?
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149. But everyone came just to see me, right?
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150. J-Just to see you?
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151. It would be rude not to.
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152. Okay, let's go home, Maru-chan.
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153. Well then, Julian-san,
see you at the dog park.
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154. Bye-bye, Julian-chan.
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155. I wonder about him, in more ways than one.
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156. Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
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157. Kumada Akane
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158. That must be what they're talking
about when they say "heaven."
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159. That's just how blissful that moment was.
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160. Hello, Lucky-chan.
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161. Let's get started.
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162. We're going to clean you all up.
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163. Yes! The pom-poms!
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164. The big-breasted trimmer
was just so fantastic.
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165. And before I knew it, I looked awesome.
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166. What? That sounds like paradise.
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167. I'm going, too!
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168. I'm going to the salon!
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169. I want the pom-poms!
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170. Shiba-chans are short-haired dogs, though.
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171. A cut might not change his look too much.
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172. Now that you mention it...
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173. What?
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174. It's not happening?
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175. Too bad for you.
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176. The pom-poms were so fun.
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177. Disappointed, indeed.
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178. Is a makeover really such a good thing?
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179. Charlie-dono.
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180. You're here, too.
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181. Long time no see.
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182. What is that? A bikini?
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183. It's a bikini!
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184. A puffy bikini!
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185. Is that what they call "sexy"?
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186. Who do you think you're going to seduce?
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187. You both make quite the mockery of me!
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188. I apologize.
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189. S-Sorry, indeed.
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190. It's not as though I chose this.
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191. Charlie-chan, you're adorable.
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192. He's fabulous.
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193. Isn't he?
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194. I had it done here yesterday.
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195. So you must have enjoyed the
large-breasted trimmer's pom-poms.
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196. Did you?
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197. Wasn't it great? Wasn't it heavenly?
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198. Paradise? It was paradise, right?
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199. It was not!
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200. My trimmer was not a large-breasted beauty.
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201. Hello, Charlie-chan.
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202. Hi, Charlie-chan.
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203. He's all yours, chief.
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204. Okay!
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205. I'll give you a cute and
pretty style, Charlie-chan.
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206. Ready?
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207. The bearded face belonged
to a buff, hairy man.
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208. We dogs have no right to choose.
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209. Even our appearances are decided by
the whims of our owners' sensibilities.
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210. Well, my owner did this for me
believing it was in my best interest.
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211. I certainly hold nothing against her,
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212. but I wish she would have
considered how the dog feels.
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213. I mean, setting aside the
substance of what you're saying,
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214. when it comes from a dude in a bikini...
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215. It's not very convincing.
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216. Indeed.
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217. This displeases me!
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218. I shall leave for the day.
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219. Goodbye!
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220. He's angry.
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221. Was that bad?
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222. Cinnamon-dono, it seems we laughed
at him a little too much.
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223. But...
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224. Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei
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225. How are you supposed to not laugh?
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226. Yeah, you're right.
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227. Who wouldn't laugh?
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228. I-I'm sorry.
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229. Thanks for having us over.
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230. I've never been to your place before,
but your room's so pretty, Ai-chan.
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231. The furniture is all so cute.
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232. Thanks.
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233. My mom chose most of it.
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234. Where is it, though?
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235. Where's what?
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236. Well, you're in love with
Date Masamune, aren't you?
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237. So pure! So pure!
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238. Oh, good point.
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239. I don't see any merchandise
or posters or anything.
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240. Making a space in which normies won't
out your otakuness is part of the fun.
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241. Out your otakuness?
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242. Part of the fun?
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243. This room's insane.
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244. It's like a ninja room.
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245. Ninja room, you say?
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246. First, see that board over there?
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247. At first glance, you just see my photos.
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248. But flip it over, and it's Date Masamune.
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249. It's me on both sides.
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250. Wow.
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251. You put so much work into it.
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252. There's a lot more.
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253. Those drawers there...
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254. They're filled with merch.
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255. Wow, all of them?
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256. No way.
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257. That's not all of them.
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258. There's this one... and this one, too!
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259. It's designed to become a shrine
when you open all of them.
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260. Holy crap!
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261. The closet Christians
would have been jealous.
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262. Right?
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263. Which must also mean...
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264. I got it!
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265. This body pillow!
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266. Date Masamune is on the other side.
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267. Huh?
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268. How naïve.
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269. I hid my lord...
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270. on the inside of my blanket!
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271. Th-That's so bold!
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272. I'm embraced by my lord every night.
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273. Pure! So pure!
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274. She's hopeless.
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275. She has no idea how happy she is.
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276. She's in love with me,
and I'm actually right here.
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277. It's kind of like a sketchy cult.
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278. Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
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279. Suzumura Kenichi
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280. Look what I bought!
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281. A cute one-piece dress!
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282. It'll look so good in the summer sun.
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283. It's not going to be summer
for quite a while.
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284. Don't you think you're getting
ahead of yourself a bit?
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285. This summer is going to be do-or-die.
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286. Do-or-die, you say?
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287. A battle?
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288. I think I can be stronger wearing this.
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289. Stronger? By wearing those clothes?
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290. Would you mind seeing how
it looks on me right now?
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291. Uh, sure.
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292. Ta-da!
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293. What do you think?
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294. Ta-da!
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295. I remember seeing that garment
tied behind the neck.
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296. It brings back memories!
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297. Are you complimenting me?
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298. The thing tied behind your neck
reminds me of that thing.
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299. That thing...
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300. That thing during battle...
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301. What thing?
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302. Don't act like you don't know!
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303. Dog Park
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304. I'm obviously talking about the loincloth!
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305. Loincloth?
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306. Forward!
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307. Wait, one second...
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308. I have to pee.
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309. When you gotta go, you gotta go,
whether it's to pee or poo.
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310. Nature calls, even on the battlefield.
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311. Ouch!
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312. It's just too dangerous.
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313. We Warring States warlords thought
day and night about whether
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314. there was a way to do our business
without taking off our armor.
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315. And...
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316. We made two great discoveries!
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317. First, the loincloth.
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318. You wear it like this,
and like this, and this.
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319. Men look best in a loincloth!
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320. Loosen the string behind your
neck, and you can pee easily.
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321. Just like that.
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322. Once you're done, tie it
back up, and you're all set.
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323. Furthermore,
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324. we didn't sew the hakama shut.
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325. With the frills layered thick, you don't
have to worry about exposing your junk.
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326. Pull at the frills, and you
can get to the loincloth.
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327. See? It makes perfect sense.
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328. So?
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329. I mean, what's your point?
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330. Ichiko-dono's dress and the
loincloths we wore during battle...
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331. What does one have to do with the other?
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332. That part you tie behind the neck.
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333. It's the same for both the
dress and the loincloth.
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334. It just looks the same.
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335. No, what I'm trying to tell the girl is...
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336. Even though it's Mitsuhide
we're talking about,
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337. she mustn't do her business in
front of him during a date.
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338. She wouldn't do that!
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339. Yeah, good point.
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340. Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
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341. Sugita Naoji
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342. Hey, by the way, I heard they have
a petting event over there.
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343. Really?
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344. Let's go!
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345. Okay.
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346. Cinnamon, want to go?
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347. Yeah.
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348. A petting event, huh?
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349. I wonder what they're petting.
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350. We're going when we don't even know?
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351. I don't want to go if
it's any weird petting!
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352. Like this...
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353. Petting with hairy old men.
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354. Or petting with fighting
dogs or military dogs.
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355. So this is a ranch where
one can pet small animals.
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356. Traveling
Petting Zoo
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357. I would have preferred
long-haired ladies instead.
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358. They're so cute.
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359. Would you like to hold one?
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360. I can?
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361. Sure.
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362. It's so fluffy and cute.
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363. My butt's fluffy, too.
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364. See?
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365. Fluffy, fluffy...
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366. You're so warm.
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367. I don't know what's so fun about this.
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368. Oh, a horse!
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369. Dad, is this a baby horse?
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370. It's a pony.
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371. It's a small type of horse.
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372. Pony?
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373. A small type of horse?
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374. Wait...
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375. Aren't most horses about this size?
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376. Kiso
Horse
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377. Foot
soldier
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378. They were something like
this back in my day.
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379. People were smaller back then,
so they were just right.
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380. Most flat land in Japan is
made into rice paddies.
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381. Armies were transported and wars were
fought along mountain paths and moors.
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382. Those slick modern horses
simply would not do.
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383. Old Man Takeda's territories of Kai and
Shidano were especially mountainous.
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384. Stouter horses were better on
those hilly, treacherous roads.
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385. Mountain paths are where
the Takeda cavalry shines!
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386. Although, when you love horses as
much as I do, things are different.
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387. I had over a hundred horses, including some
famous large ones from the northeast.
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388. This takes me back!
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389. The horse appraisal at the
Old Imperial Palace...
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390. In today's terms, you might
call it a military parade.
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391. February 28, 1581
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392. They were spectacular, indeed.
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393. If I remember correctly, that was in 1581.
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394. What? That's the year before Honnouji!
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395. I didn't want to remind myself of that!
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396. Hey, Cinnamon, there are alpacas over there!
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397. Do you want to go see them?
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398. Girl, you're only asking
because you want to go.
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399. They're so fluffy and cute.
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400. Again, my butt is fluffy, too!
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401. Your neck's too long.
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402. You okay?
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403. Are you a modern horse?
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404. Huh, apparently, alpacas are
related to camels, not horses.
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405. Staring at it makes me nervous.
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406. This says when it's in a bad mood,
it spits smelly stuff at you.
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407. Cinnamon, are you okay?
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408. Ugh, it stinks!
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409. S-Some petting zoo this is!
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410. I'm Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei.
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411. When I inquired about my lack of appearances,
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412. I was told that it's hard to make
use of my intelligent image.
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413. Left with no choice, I swallowed my pride
and made an appearance in a bikini.
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414. Yes, yes.
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415. Sure, I'll do anything.
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416. I have no reservations.
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417. I want to be on TV, too, you know!
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418. Episode 11: Burn! Life and Social Media!
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419. Anyway, that's that.
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420. I'd be grateful if you'd watch
us in the next episode, too.
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