1. The bucket!Copy !req
2. The pot!Copy !req
3. The drunk!Copy !req
4. The brave man!Copy !req
5. The dead man!Copy !req
6. Lot... Lottery!Copy !req
7. Lottery!Copy !req
8. Ah!Copy !req
9. NOTHING TO SEE HERECopy !req
10. CLASSIFIED ADS
SALES EXECUTIVECopy !req
11. Hey, sir! Hey, wait. Excuse me.
I looked after your car, sir.Copy !req
12. - Everything all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
13. Good stuff.Copy !req
14. - Thank you very much, sir. Drive safe.
- Thank you.Copy !req
15. What's up? How's it going?Copy !req
16. Not much work. How's Maya?Copy !req
17. Still plastering the area
with posters of Lalo.Copy !req
18. - It's getting bad.
- No shit.Copy !req
19. From Querétaro?Copy !req
20. - Alexis?
- That asshole? I doubt it.Copy !req
21. Hello?Copy !req
22. Yes, yes, speaking.Copy !req
23. Uh, I'm sorry. Yes. Yeah, I'm here.Copy !req
24. Yes, yes, of course.Copy !req
25. What's up, dude? All good?Copy !req
26. My grandma.Copy !req
27. Sh... She's dead.Copy !req
28. You ready to go?Copy !req
29. I don't want to go.Copy !req
30. He is your best friend.Copy !req
31. I doubt he wants to see me.
Besides, they'll all be there.Copy !req
32. Listen, you can't hide out
in here forever.Copy !req
33. They all think I'm a coward.Copy !req
34. No. Sometimes feeling fear is necessary.Copy !req
35. It prepares you for much bigger things.Copy !req
36. Come on.Copy !req
37. Mmm, this is good!Copy !req
38. What? Got the munchies.Copy !req
39. Did you smoke?Copy !req
40. I just had a toke, dude.
Funerals make me nervous.Copy !req
41. - I'm so sorry, Charly.
- Good evening.Copy !req
42. You know we're here for you, right?Copy !req
43. - Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
- Whatever you need.Copy !req
44. Congratu... Uh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
45. I meant to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
46. - Thank you.
- I'll just...Copy !req
47. My deepest condolences.Copy !req
48. Hmm. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
49. Charly? Charly. Charly.Copy !req
50. I'm Charly.Copy !req
51. Ah, I knew I was
looking for a special kid,Copy !req
52. but not what kind of special.Copy !req
53. Um, I'm Roberta.
I'm the director of the nursing home.Copy !req
54. And on behalf of everybody at the home,
please accept our deepest sympathies.Copy !req
55. - Thank you.
- From now on,Copy !req
56. peanuts are strictly forbidden
in the game room.Copy !req
57. You have my word.Copy !req
58. And so I brought you
your grandmother's belongings...Copy !req
59. and these flowers.Copy !req
60. - Uh... Allow me.
- Ah, yes, please. Here.Copy !req
61. Charly, I need you to sign
these documents for me, please.Copy !req
62. Okay.Copy !req
63. Uh, over here.Copy !req
64. Thank you.Copy !req
65. What's up with you?Copy !req
66. Uh, nothing. You?Copy !req
67. Can we talk?Copy !req
68. - What's up?
- Alone.Copy !req
69. Oh! Uh...Copy !req
70. Is that Johanna? You're back with her now?Copy !req
71. No.Copy !req
72. And that will be all.Copy !req
73. - That's all there is to it?
- Yes.Copy !req
74. She left me nothing?Copy !req
75. Your granny?Copy !req
76. Oh, no! Did you think she would?Copy !req
77. You have nothing to say to me?Copy !req
78. - About what?
- "About what"?Copy !req
79. That's it? You left
and you're never coming back?Copy !req
80. - Hey! No, he's not gonna go back to you.
- Huh?Copy !req
81. He's happy here.
You're not gonna change his mind.Copy !req
82. Sir, why are you saying that?
We're just chatting!Copy !req
83. You seem to forget this is a funeral.Copy !req
84. You are a danger to my son.Copy !req
85. Alexis, do you really think
we're a danger to you?Copy !req
86. A bit.Copy !req
87. Maybe.Copy !req
88. Alexis, nothing that you
supposedly imply scares me.Copy !req
89. Nothing.Copy !req
90. Dude, aren't you gonna say something?Copy !req
91. - Well...
- Say something!Copy !req
92. I don't...Copy !req
93. I don't know if I can do this.Copy !req
94. Don't worry.
You don't have to say anything.Copy !req
95. So what can you do, asshole?Copy !req
96. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
97. Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
98. No, this is my grandmother's funeral.
I'm not the one who has to go.Copy !req
99. What is the likelihood
of an ophthalmologist and a photographerCopy !req
100. ending up with a son who is blind?Copy !req
101. Those kind of things
happen randomly, Lolis.Copy !req
102. But it happened to us, Yuyo.Copy !req
103. And what did we do?Copy !req
104. We, uh...Copy !req
105. What any good parent would do.Copy !req
106. We tried everything.Copy !req
107. No matter how ridiculous or absurd it was.Copy !req
108. That's what we both did.Copy !req
109. Right, Yuyo? Each in our own way.Copy !req
110. I failed him.Copy !req
111. Yes.Copy !req
112. But not because
you didn't fix his problem,Copy !req
113. but because you made him feel
he had a problem. And not just him.Copy !req
114. Because we have to let them
look out for each other.Copy !req
115. We have to let them be, Yuyo.Copy !req
116. As parents,
that's the best thing we can do.Copy !req
117. Hello, gnarly bunch.Copy !req
118. I, uh... know I haven't posted much lately,
but I didn't have much to say.Copy !req
119. Until now.Copy !req
120. For some reason I don't understand,Copy !req
121. there are people
who like to steal my crutches.Copy !req
122. This is the third time this year.Copy !req
123. Well, anyway,Copy !req
124. I can't afford to buy a new pair,Copy !req
125. and that's why I made this video
with a link right here.Copy !req
126. And, um, well, if you want to chip in,
I'd appreciate it very much.Copy !req
127. Uh, thanks a lot, gnarly bunch.Copy !req
128. Charly?Copy !req
129. Uh, may I come in?Copy !req
130. Uh, my name is...Copy !req
131. Uh, pleased to meet you.Copy !req
132. Counselor José Humberto Gómez Gómez.Copy !req
133. I'm from the notary's office in Querétaro,
and mandated by Counselor Zúñiga.Copy !req
134. I'm here regarding
the last will and testamentCopy !req
135. of your deceased grandmother,
Mrs. Carmelita.Copy !req
136. What do you mean?
I was told she had nothing.Copy !req
137. Ah... right, there was a mistake.
But everything's been sorted out.Copy !req
138. Your grandmother left you
this bag of money and this letter.Copy !req
139. First, I just need you to sign
a few documents. Here they are.Copy !req
140. And here you go.Copy !req
141. And do you happen to know,
by any chance, how much money there is?Copy !req
142. It's only...Copy !req
143. 209,352 pesos.Copy !req
144. But she left it to you with all her love.Copy !req
145. Two-hundred-nine-thousand...Copy !req
146. And 352 pesos.Copy !req
147. Thank you very much, Counselor!Copy !req
148. - Oh, well, congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
149. I mean... Very sorry for your loss.Copy !req
150. - I should get going.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
151. Goodbye.Copy !req
152. Hi! How much are they?
Can I have two, please?Copy !req
153. - Hello?
- She's talking to you, dumb-ass.Copy !req
154. - Who, me?
- The lady would like some marzipan.Copy !req
155. - Thank you.
- Have a nice day.Copy !req
156. I don't think I've ever heard you speak.Copy !req
157. No?Copy !req
158. Somehow, I feel like I know your voice.Copy !req
159. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
160. Where have I heard you before?Copy !req
161. Dunno. I don't socialize
with other blind people. No offense.Copy !req
162. - What's your name?
- Alexis.Copy !req
163. Wait, you mean
you're the Alexis Alexis? Really?Copy !req
164. What, like Duran Duran?Copy !req
165. Are you the famous Alexis?Copy !req
166. Famous?Copy !req
167. The one who went to Mexico City
and crossed Eje Central without dying.Copy !req
168. The one who gave a speech at a university.Copy !req
169. And who survived being hit by a car.Copy !req
170. Who tricked a bar owner
into hiring him as barman.Copy !req
171. Wait, what?Copy !req
172. I heard he participated
in a stand-up comedy contest.Copy !req
173. Yes, and fell flat on his face. That's me.
And he went to Mexico City and blew it.Copy !req
174. What the fuck, man? What's wrong with you?Copy !req
175. What do you mean, "blew it"?Copy !req
176. You might think you blew it, but for us,
what you did, we can only dream about.Copy !req
177. We're not like you,Copy !req
178. but you make me feel like
there are other possibilities.Copy !req
179. I can do other things.Copy !req
180. How do you know all this?Copy !req
181. Because we follow you on YouTube.
Well, not you. We follow Gnarly Charly.Copy !req
182. - Haven't you seen his channel?
- No.Copy !req
183. All he talks about is his disability.
I'm sick of it.Copy !req
184. Actually, he talks mostly about you.Copy !req
185. His whole channel is about you.Copy !req
186. A momentous occasion!
First day at work for our hero.Copy !req
187. Alexis never gives up,
no matter how hard things get.Copy !req
188. He's my best friend.Copy !req
189. An ordinary guyCopy !req
190. who's rather extraordinary.Copy !req
191. Are all the videos about me?Copy !req
192. Yeah, except the last one.Copy !req
193. The last one? Why?Copy !req
194. Don't watch it, you don't have to.Copy !req
195. Dad?Copy !req
196. Son, I really thought
that this was what's best for you.Copy !req
197. To come home with usCopy !req
198. and live a peaceful life.Copy !req
199. But...Copy !req
200. it really is what was best for me.Copy !req
201. I'm the worst father in the world.Copy !req
202. And I'm the worst son.
We're made for each other.Copy !req
203. Listen, I need your help.Copy !req
204. I need to speak to Charly.Copy !req
205. I know.Copy !req
206. That's why I brought along all your stuff.Copy !req
207. Come on.Copy !req
208. Uh, how much for the marzipan?Copy !req
209. Ten pesos a piece.Copy !req
210. Well, here's 500 pesos.Copy !req
211. Come on, son. Let's go.Copy !req
212. - It'll be fine here.
- What do you mean? In the fridge?Copy !req
213. - That's the best place for it.
- But won't the money get wet? I mean...Copy !req
214. - It'll freeze, no?
- Of course not.Copy !req
215. No, it'll keep better.Copy !req
216. There. That's it.Copy !req
217. Hello?Copy !req
218. What are you doing here?Copy !req
219. I came because I want to...Copy !req
220. I want to apologize.Copy !req
221. - Thank you.
- Sure.Copy !req
222. Apologize for what?Copy !req
223. For abandoning me here
or for behaving like a total jerk to Azul?Copy !req
224. Or betraying your own self?Copy !req
225. That one's easy.
You just have to forgive yourself.Copy !req
226. How about the first two options?Copy !req
227. The second's gonna be hard
because Azul is gone.Copy !req
228. - Where?
- Spain.Copy !req
229. She was invited to a freestyle contest.Copy !req
230. She came back from Querétaro,
grabbed her stuff and left.Copy !req
231. Besides, she said she was gonna disappear...Copy !req
232. - What'd she say? Ah, permanently.
- Yeah.Copy !req
233. That leaves you with only one option.Copy !req
234. Am I standing directly in front of you?Copy !req
235. No.Copy !req
236. Turn a bit towards your left.Copy !req
237. I know the people you trusted most
abandoned you.Copy !req
238. I know it'll be hard for you
to trust me again.Copy !req
239. But I promise
I'll never leave you alone again.Copy !req
240. I thought the goal of this trip was to see
what was on the other side of the fence,Copy !req
241. but no, it was to jump over it,Copy !req
242. to know that we could jump the fence,Copy !req
243. to let others know
they can jump the fence as well.Copy !req
244. I can't even jump two steps, Alexis.Copy !req
245. Metaphorically, idiot.Copy !req
246. I know you're speaking metaphorically.Copy !req
247. We got a few bumps and bruises,
but at least we got in the game, Charly.Copy !req
248. We know that we can do anything,
and that's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
249. We're a family, Charly.Copy !req
250. We're not a team, we're family.Copy !req
251. Forgive me, bro.Copy !req
252. Uh, it's funny you should say that,Copy !req
253. because my grandma left me
a letter and 200,000 pesos.Copy !req
254. What?Copy !req
255. Turns out she had money stashed away,
and she left it to me along with a letter.Copy !req
256. - Really?
- Look.Copy !req
257. Here, sit down.Copy !req
258. "Dear Charly,Copy !req
259. if you're reading this letter,
it's because I'm dead."Copy !req
260. "There's no need for you to feel sad.
This is the cycle of life."Copy !req
261. "I know you lost your family once,
but you can always find a new one."Copy !req
262. "Your new family
might be closer than you think."Copy !req
263. "It's not a lot of money,
but I trust you will know how to use itCopy !req
264. when you find that family
and start something new together."Copy !req
265. You're not exactly
the family I expected to find,Copy !req
266. but you're the family I have.Copy !req
267. And apart from buying
some kickass crutches,Copy !req
268. I know exactly how
I'm going to spend that money.Copy !req
269. Why the hell
would I partner up with you two?Copy !req
270. Because you'll never be allowed
to open another bar in the city ever.Copy !req
271. Have you any idea
how many groups of people are against you?Copy !req
272. You need us on your side.Copy !req
273. We know there's no way you can pay
the stack of fines you've racked up.Copy !req
274. And as it happens, we can.Copy !req
275. We're talking about an 80-20 split, right?Copy !req
276. Best we can do is 50-50. Final offer.
Plus, the concept will be different.Copy !req
277. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
278. Hello, sir. Good afternoon.
This is for you.Copy !req
279. Hey, brother, how've you been?
Here, Disca Club is just for you.Copy !req
280. Completely disca-friendly.Copy !req
281. Ride! Ride! Whoo!Copy !req
282. All good!Copy !req
283. A CLUB FOR EVERYBODYCopy !req
284. Will you look at this?Copy !req
285. A CLUB FOR EVERYONECopy !req
286. EVERY GENDERCopy !req
287. Yeah!Copy !req
288. Hey, stop!Copy !req
289. MISSING
EDUARDO MARTÍNEZ GÓMEZ - FOUNDCopy !req
290. DISCA CLUB - ALL INCLUSIVECopy !req
291. All right!Copy !req
292. - Whoo!
- Nice!Copy !req
293. - Let's get ready for the opening.
- Yeah!Copy !req
294. Whatever you do,
don't you dare fall off the fucking stageCopy !req
295. if you know what's good for you.Copy !req
296. Good evening, everybody!Copy !req
297. It's a pleasure for me
to welcome you tonightCopy !req
298. to our brand-new performance venue.Copy !req
299. I must confess
that I didn't get it at first.Copy !req
300. But now that I'm looking at you...Copy !req
301. each and every one of you,Copy !req
302. I think I'm beginning to understand.Copy !req
303. Eh...Copy !req
304. I never thought I'd say this,Copy !req
305. but I'd like you to welcome
a new friend of mine.Copy !req
306. Charly, would you do me the honors?Copy !req
307. Yeah, Charly!Copy !req
308. Sorry I'm a bit slow tonight.Copy !req
309. All right, all right.Copy !req
310. I'd like to introduce
our next comedian for this evening,Copy !req
311. our star comedian for tonight.Copy !req
312. Put your hands together for the amazing,Copy !req
313. the one and only,Copy !req
314. Alexis Egg Eyes!Copy !req
315. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
316. Good evening, how are you?Copy !req
317. Great!Copy !req
318. Thank you so much for being here.
I can see we got a full house.Copy !req
319. I see a lot of familiar faces.Copy !req
320. A show of hands from all you first-timers.Copy !req
321. This guy, right here!Copy !req
322. You know I can't see a damn thing, right?Copy !req
323. Old joke.Copy !req
324. I was asked not to improvise,Copy !req
325. but the truth is,
I don't know anything else.Copy !req
326. When I'm not on stage,
that's what I need to do to survive.Copy !req
327. When you have a disability,Copy !req
328. you learn to improvise
just to do the simplest things.Copy !req
329. For instance, one time,
I pretended to be a conference speaker.Copy !req
330. I ended up with the dumbest dog alive
acting as a guide dog.Copy !req
331. He even dragged me across the street
to get run over by this chick.Copy !req
332. All that trouble for a blind date!Copy !req
333. Sorry.Copy !req
334. Yes.Copy !req
335. You see, that's how us blind people flirt.Copy !req
336. We improvise as we go.Copy !req
337. After that, I couldn't sit for days.Copy !req
338. But it was well worth it.Copy !req
339. Every scratch was worth it.Copy !req
340. Yeah!Copy !req
341. Ah, yes, going out on the street
is always an adventure.Copy !req
342. It's impossible
to just stand on a cornerCopy !req
343. without some asshole
trying to help me cross the street.Copy !req
344. The problem is nobody cares
where you're going,Copy !req
345. or even if you need to cross.Copy !req
346. That's how I ended up in this city.Copy !req
347. I was going to the corner store,
and somebody grabbed meCopy !req
348. and I got passed on and on
like a baton in a relay race.Copy !req
349. And then I get here,Copy !req
350. only to find out
I'm neither Black nor a barman,Copy !req
351. and not even worth getting mugged.Copy !req
352. At first this city terrified me.Copy !req
353. But it's not as big as you think
when you turn your back to it.Copy !req
354. I was also terrified
that I wouldn't stand out like I wanted.Copy !req
355. The best part is... is that I found out
that I'm not extraordinary,Copy !req
356. because I also learnedCopy !req
357. that you can't be extraordinary
without being ordinary.Copy !req
358. And that's what I am.
An ordinary person who's missing a piece.Copy !req
359. I'm an ordinary guy, very ordinary.Copy !req
360. Extraordinary.Copy !req
361. And that's fine.Copy !req
362. Yes, that's fine.Copy !req
363. There's a joke in there somewhere.Copy !req
364. My name is Alexis Egg Eyes,Copy !req
365. and you guys are
the most ordinary audience ever!Copy !req
366. Thank you and good night!Copy !req
367. Bravo!Copy !req
368. Little Egg Eyes!Copy !req
369. Good job, dude.Copy !req
370. I need to find Azul! Coming through!Copy !req
371. I'll leave you to it.Copy !req
372. Hi.Copy !req
373. Don't say anything.Copy !req
374. I'm an idiot.
Let's start with that, all right?Copy !req
375. I got scared.Copy !req
376. You may not get it, but losing you
in this darkness isn't easy.Copy !req
377. It's hard to walk without fearCopy !req
378. when you know
something's gonna hit you in the face.Copy !req
379. But somehow,
I want this to hit me in the face.Copy !req
380. Alexis, you think I'm not scared?Copy !req
381. I've been pretending my whole life
that I'm not totally petrified inside.Copy !req
382. The only thing that scares me
is you not feeling the same about me.Copy !req
383. That's why I went away,Copy !req
384. because I thought I'd get over you,Copy !req
385. but I can't.Copy !req
386. Then I thought,
"Well, I've got nothing to lose."Copy !req
387. "Maybe if I come back
and asked you straight out if you...Copy !req
388. if you feel the same way I do."Copy !req
389. The first time I heard your voice,
I knew this is where I belong.Copy !req
390. You are where I belong.Copy !req
391. Maybe we could be friends,
or have a dog or something like that?Copy !req
392. Something like that.Copy !req
393. Living with a disability isn't easy.Copy !req
394. Neither is living with someone
with a disability,Copy !req
395. or finding your place in a hostile worldCopy !req
396. because everyone says
you're missing a part.Copy !req
397. But when you find that place
where you fit in perfectly,Copy !req
398. and you understand
that what made you find itCopy !req
399. is what makes you unique,Copy !req
400. you discover that there's
something truly incredibleCopy !req
401. in going out into the world,
even with a missing part.Copy !req
402. And the total is...Copy !req
403. 364,917,564 pesos!Copy !req
404. Congratulations!Copy !req
405. - Thank you, everybody.
- That's not it.Copy !req
406. There's one even funnier
where they don't reach the goal.Copy !req
407. No shit, there's one
where they don't reach the goal?Copy !req
408. It's the saddest thing
in the world, dude. I swear.Copy !req
409. The total for this year is...Copy !req
410. I think I found it.Copy !req
411. Two-hundred-and-fifty-four million...Copy !req
412. five-hundred-and-eighty-five-thousand...Copy !req
413. Holy shit, dude!
I wish you could see their faces, dude!Copy !req
414. Last night, I had a vision.Copy !req
415. - A vision?
- About us.Copy !req
416. You can't see worth shit.Copy !req
417. Ha, ha. But I saw us doing big things.Copy !req
418. In Querétaro?Copy !req
419. A blind dude
and another with cerebral palsy?Copy !req
420. Important things!Copy !req
421. You and I are destined
for big things, Charly.Copy !req
422. I hadn't thought of that.Copy !req
423. Let's go out in the world!
It's ours to conquer.Copy !req
424. Shit.Copy !req
425. We brought you a gift,
a little surprise, you know?Copy !req
426. Something to heal the wounds, right?Copy !req
427. Help me, Lalo! Come on! Help me.Copy !req
428. That's it.Copy !req
429. Here you go, as an apology.Copy !req
430. - We lifted it from a party.
- Yup!Copy !req
431. You guys are still stealing?Copy !req
432. Uh, we make exceptions
when we're dealing with a good cause.Copy !req
433. The chairs'll come later.Copy !req
434. Chairs.Copy !req
435. Uh, hmm.Copy !req
436. Hey, you guys seen Chocho?Copy !req
437. - No.
- No?Copy !req
438. I was talking to him the other day.
He seems all right.Copy !req
439. Anyway, I'm thirsty. Pass it over.Copy !req
440. Hang on, gimme that.Copy !req
441. - Good stuff.
- Thanks.Copy !req
442. - You know this guy?
- Nope.Copy !req
443. Why'd you give it to him?Copy !req
444. Ah, help!Copy !req
445. Give it, asshole.Copy !req
446. Know where I can find Chocho?Copy !req
447. No.Copy !req
448. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
449. Buddy, you can change.Copy !req
450. Here, give me a call.Copy !req
451. - Wait!
- What the hell?Copy !req
452. Dude, what the hell?Copy !req
453. - I didn't know you were here, sorry.
- Get out!Copy !req
454. I told you to put your cane
at the door, asshole!Copy !req
455. Hashtag!Copy !req
456. The blind don't see exploitation!Copy !req
457. Hey!Copy !req
458. Ow!Copy !req
459. - Ow!
- Oh man, that hurt!Copy !req
460. I'm sorry, Alex. I didn't know
you were behind the curtain!Copy !req
461. Ah, Johanna? Why are you here?Copy !req
462. Hi! I'm here to rescue you.Copy !req
463. - Come on. We're going.
- No, no, no! Hey, Joh, take it easy, Joh.Copy !req
464. - No, we can't do this.
- Joh! Joh!Copy !req
465. No! You can't do this, Alex.Copy !req
466. - We have to go right now.
- Joh! Johanna. Come on. Calm down.Copy !req
467. Are you calm? Listen.Copy !req
468. I know everything you do for me
is because you think it's what I need.Copy !req
469. But it's not.Copy !req
470. One day, you'll understand. I promise you.Copy !req
471. Are you ready to...Copy !req
472. - Uh...
- Go watch the show.Copy !req
473. Uh, you can watch the show
out there, in the audience.Copy !req
474. Go have fun.Copy !req
475. Come on.
There are tables out there, right?Copy !req
476. You ready, bro?Copy !req
477. - Always!
- That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
478. Grab on to me.Copy !req
479. - Let's do this.
- You know what you're gonna say?Copy !req
480. - I have my cheat sheet, dude.
- All right.Copy !req