1. The bucket!Copy !req
2. The pot!Copy !req
3. The drunk!Copy !req
4. The brave man!Copy !req
5. The dead man!Copy !req
6. Lot... Lottery!Copy !req
7. Lottery!Copy !req
8. Ah!Copy !req
9. Hey, sir! Hey, wait. Excuse me.
I looked after your car, sir.Copy !req
10. - Everything all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
11. Good stuff.Copy !req
12. - Thank you very much, sir. Drive safe.
- Thank you.Copy !req
13. What's up? How's it going?Copy !req
14. Not much work. How's Maya?Copy !req
15. Still plastering the area
with posters of Lalo.Copy !req
16. - It's getting bad.
- No shit.Copy !req
17. From Querétaro?Copy !req
18. - Alexis?
- That asshole? I doubt it.Copy !req
19. Hello?Copy !req
20. Yes, yes, speaking.Copy !req
21. Uh, I'm sorry. Yes. Yeah, I'm here.Copy !req
22. Yes, yes, of course.Copy !req
23. What's up, dude? All good?Copy !req
24. My grandma.Copy !req
25. Sh... She's dead.Copy !req
26. You ready to go?Copy !req
27. I don't want to go.Copy !req
28. He is your best friend.Copy !req
29. I doubt he wants to see me.
Besides, they'll all be there.Copy !req
30. Listen, you can't hide out
in here forever.Copy !req
31. They all think I'm a coward.Copy !req
32. No. Sometimes feeling fear is necessary.Copy !req
33. It prepares you for much bigger things.Copy !req
34. Come on.Copy !req
35. Mmm, this is good!Copy !req
36. What? Got the munchies.Copy !req
37. Did you smoke?Copy !req
38. I just had a toke, dude.
Funerals make me nervous.Copy !req
39. - I'm so sorry, Charly.
- Good evening.Copy !req
40. You know we're here for you, right?Copy !req
41. - Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
- Whatever you need.Copy !req
42. Congratu... Uh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
43. I meant to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
44. - Thank you.
- I'll just...Copy !req
45. My deepest condolences.Copy !req
46. Hmm. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
47. Charly? Charly. Charly.Copy !req
48. I'm Charly.Copy !req
49. Ah, I knew I was
looking for a special kid,Copy !req
50. but not what kind of special.Copy !req
51. Um, I'm Roberta.
I'm the director of the nursing home.Copy !req
52. And on behalf of everybody at the home,
please accept our deepest sympathies.Copy !req
53. - Thank you.
- From now on,Copy !req
54. peanuts are strictly forbidden
in the game room.Copy !req
55. You have my word.Copy !req
56. And so I brought you
your grandmother's belongings...Copy !req
57. and these flowers.Copy !req
58. - Uh... Allow me.
- Ah, yes, please. Here.Copy !req
59. Charly, I need you to sign
these documents for me, please.Copy !req
60. Okay.Copy !req
61. Uh, over here.Copy !req
62. Thank you.Copy !req
63. What's up with you?Copy !req
64. Uh, nothing. You?Copy !req
65. Can we talk?Copy !req
66. - What's up?
- Alone.Copy !req
67. Oh! Uh...Copy !req
68. Is that Johanna? You're back with her now?Copy !req
69. No.Copy !req
70. And that will be all.Copy !req
71. - That's all there is to it?
- Yes.Copy !req
72. She left me nothing?Copy !req
73. Your granny?Copy !req
74. Oh, no! Did you think she would?Copy !req
75. You have nothing to say to me?Copy !req
76. - About what?
- "About what"?Copy !req
77. That's it? You left
and you're never coming back?Copy !req
78. - Hey! No, he's not gonna go back to you.
- Huh?Copy !req
79. He's happy here.
You're not gonna change his mind.Copy !req
80. Sir, why are you saying that?
We're just chatting!Copy !req
81. You seem to forget this is a funeral.Copy !req
82. You are a danger to my son.Copy !req
83. Alexis, do you really think
we're a danger to you?Copy !req
84. A bit.Copy !req
85. Maybe.Copy !req
86. Alexis, nothing that you
supposedly imply scares me.Copy !req
87. Nothing.Copy !req
88. Dude, aren't you gonna say something?Copy !req
89. - Well...
- Say something!Copy !req
90. I don't...Copy !req
91. I don't know if I can do this.Copy !req
92. Don't worry.
You don't have to say anything.Copy !req
93. So what can you do, asshole?Copy !req
94. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
95. Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
96. No, this is my grandmother's funeral.
I'm not the one who has to go.Copy !req
97. What is the likelihood
of an ophthalmologist and a photographerCopy !req
98. ending up with a son who is blind?Copy !req
99. Those kind of things
happen randomly, Lolis.Copy !req
100. But it happened to us, Yuyo.Copy !req
101. And what did we do?Copy !req
102. We, uh...Copy !req
103. What any good parent would do.Copy !req
104. We tried everything.Copy !req
105. No matter how ridiculous or absurd it was.Copy !req
106. That's what we both did.Copy !req
107. Right, Yuyo? Each in our own way.Copy !req
108. I failed him.Copy !req
109. Yes.Copy !req
110. But not because
you didn't fix his problem,Copy !req
111. but because you made him feel
he had a problem. And not just him.Copy !req
112. Because we have to let them
look out for each other.Copy !req
113. We have to let them be, Yuyo.Copy !req
114. As parents,
that's the best thing we can do.Copy !req
115. Hello, gnarly bunch.Copy !req
116. I, uh... know I haven't posted much lately,
but I didn't have much to say.Copy !req
117. Until now.Copy !req
118. For some reason I don't understand,Copy !req
119. there are people
who like to steal my crutches.Copy !req
120. This is the third time this year.Copy !req
121. Well, anyway,Copy !req
122. I can't afford to buy a new pair,Copy !req
123. and that's why I made this video
with a link right here.Copy !req
124. And, um, well, if you want to chip in,
I'd appreciate it very much.Copy !req
125. Uh, thanks a lot, gnarly bunch.Copy !req
126. Charly?Copy !req
127. Uh, may I come in?Copy !req
128. Uh, my name is...Copy !req
129. Uh, pleased to meet you.Copy !req
130. Counselor José Humberto Gómez Gómez.Copy !req
131. I'm from the notary's office in Querétaro,
and mandated by Counselor Zúñiga.Copy !req
132. I'm here regarding
the last will and testamentCopy !req
133. of your deceased grandmother,
Mrs. Carmelita.Copy !req
134. What do you mean?
I was told she had nothing.Copy !req
135. Ah... right, there was a mistake.
But everything's been sorted out.Copy !req
136. Your grandmother left you
this bag of money and this letter.Copy !req
137. First, I just need you to sign
a few documents. Here they are.Copy !req
138. And here you go.Copy !req
139. And do you happen to know,
by any chance, how much money there is?Copy !req
140. It's only...Copy !req
141. 209,352 pesos.Copy !req
142. But she left it to you with all her love.Copy !req
143. Two-hundred-nine-thousand...Copy !req
144. And 352 pesos.Copy !req
145. Thank you very much, Counselor!Copy !req
146. - Oh, well, congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
147. I mean... Very sorry for your loss.Copy !req
148. - I should get going.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
149. Goodbye.Copy !req
150. Hi! How much are they?
Can I have two, please?Copy !req
151. - Hello?
- She's talking to you, dumb-ass.Copy !req
152. - Who, me?
- The lady would like some marzipan.Copy !req
153. - Thank you.
- Have a nice day.Copy !req
154. I don't think I've ever heard you speak.Copy !req
155. No?Copy !req
156. Somehow, I feel like I know your voice.Copy !req
157. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
158. Where have I heard you before?Copy !req
159. Dunno. I don't socialize
with other blind people. No offense.Copy !req
160. - What's your name?
- Alexis.Copy !req
161. Wait, you mean
you're the Alexis Alexis? Really?Copy !req
162. What, like Duran Duran?Copy !req
163. Are you the famous Alexis?Copy !req
164. Famous?Copy !req
165. The one who went to Mexico City
and crossed Eje Central without dying.Copy !req
166. The one who gave a speech at a university.Copy !req
167. And who survived being hit by a car.Copy !req
168. Who tricked a bar owner
into hiring him as barman.Copy !req
169. Wait, what?Copy !req
170. I heard he participated
in a stand-up comedy contest.Copy !req
171. Yes, and fell flat on his face. That's me.
And he went to Mexico City and blew it.Copy !req
172. What the fuck, man? What's wrong with you?Copy !req
173. What do you mean, "blew it"?Copy !req
174. You might think you blew it, but for us,
what you did, we can only dream about.Copy !req
175. We're not like you,Copy !req
176. but you make me feel like
there are other possibilities.Copy !req
177. I can do other things.Copy !req
178. How do you know all this?Copy !req
179. Because we follow you on YouTube.
Well, not you. We follow Gnarly Charly.Copy !req
180. - Haven't you seen his channel?
- No.Copy !req
181. All he talks about is his disability.
I'm sick of it.Copy !req
182. Actually, he talks mostly about you.Copy !req
183. His whole channel is about you.Copy !req
184. A momentous occasion!
First day at work for our hero.Copy !req
185. Alexis never gives up,
no matter how hard things get.Copy !req
186. He's my best friend.Copy !req
187. An ordinary guyCopy !req
188. who's rather extraordinary.Copy !req
189. Are all the videos about me?Copy !req
190. Yeah, except the last one.Copy !req
191. The last one? Why?Copy !req
192. Don't watch it, you don't have to.Copy !req
193. Dad?Copy !req
194. Son, I really thought
that this was what's best for you.Copy !req
195. To come home with usCopy !req
196. and live a peaceful life.Copy !req
197. But...Copy !req
198. it really is what was best for me.Copy !req
199. I'm the worst father in the world.Copy !req
200. And I'm the worst son.
We're made for each other.Copy !req
201. Listen, I need your help.Copy !req
202. I need to speak to Charly.Copy !req
203. I know.Copy !req
204. That's why I brought along all your stuff.Copy !req
205. Come on.Copy !req
206. Uh, how much for the marzipan?Copy !req
207. Ten pesos a piece.Copy !req
208. Well, here's 500 pesos.Copy !req
209. Come on, son. Let's go.Copy !req
210. - It'll be fine here.
- What do you mean? In the fridge?Copy !req
211. - That's the best place for it.
- But won't the money get wet? I mean...Copy !req
212. - It'll freeze, no?
- Of course not.Copy !req
213. No, it'll keep better.Copy !req
214. There. That's it.Copy !req
215. Hello?Copy !req
216. What are you doing here?Copy !req
217. I came because I want to...Copy !req
218. I want to apologize.Copy !req
219. - Thank you.
- Sure.Copy !req
220. Apologize for what?Copy !req
221. For abandoning me here
or for behaving like a total jerk to Azul?Copy !req
222. Or betraying your own self?Copy !req
223. That one's easy.
You just have to forgive yourself.Copy !req
224. How about the first two options?Copy !req
225. The second's gonna be hard
because Azul is gone.Copy !req
226. - Where?
- Spain.Copy !req
227. She was invited to a freestyle contest.Copy !req
228. She came back from Querétaro,
grabbed her stuff and left.Copy !req
229. Besides, she said she was gonna disappear...Copy !req
230. - What'd she say? Ah, permanently.
- Yeah.Copy !req
231. That leaves you with only one option.Copy !req
232. Am I standing directly in front of you?Copy !req
233. No.Copy !req
234. Turn a bit towards your left.Copy !req
235. I know the people you trusted most
abandoned you.Copy !req
236. I know it'll be hard for you
to trust me again.Copy !req
237. But I promise
I'll never leave you alone again.Copy !req
238. I thought the goal of this trip was to see
what was on the other side of the fence,Copy !req
239. but no, it was to jump over it,Copy !req
240. to know that we could jump the fence,Copy !req
241. to let others know
they can jump the fence as well.Copy !req
242. I can't even jump two steps, Alexis.Copy !req
243. Metaphorically, idiot.Copy !req
244. I know you're speaking metaphorically.Copy !req
245. We got a few bumps and bruises,
but at least we got in the game, Charly.Copy !req
246. We know that we can do anything,
and that's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
247. We're a family, Charly.Copy !req
248. We're not a team, we're family.Copy !req
249. Forgive me, bro.Copy !req
250. Uh, it's funny you should say that,Copy !req
251. because my grandma left me
a letter and 200,000 pesos.Copy !req
252. What?Copy !req
253. Turns out she had money stashed away,
and she left it to me along with a letter.Copy !req
254. - Really?
- Look.Copy !req
255. Here, sit down.Copy !req
256. "Dear Charly,Copy !req
257. if you're reading this letter,
it's because I'm dead."Copy !req
258. "There's no need for you to feel sad.
This is the cycle of life."Copy !req
259. "I know you lost your family once,
but you can always find a new one."Copy !req
260. "Your new family
might be closer than you think."Copy !req
261. "It's not a lot of money,
but I trust you will know how to use itCopy !req
262. when you find that family
and start something new together."Copy !req
263. You're not exactly
the family I expected to find,Copy !req
264. but you're the family I have.Copy !req
265. And apart from buying
some kickass crutches,Copy !req
266. I know exactly how
I'm going to spend that money.Copy !req
267. Why the hell
would I partner up with you two?Copy !req
268. Because you'll never be allowed
to open another bar in the city ever.Copy !req
269. Have you any idea
how many groups of people are against you?Copy !req
270. You need us on your side.Copy !req
271. We know there's no way you can pay
the stack of fines you've racked up.Copy !req
272. And as it happens, we can.Copy !req
273. We're talking about an 80-20 split, right?Copy !req
274. Best we can do is 50-50. Final offer.
Plus, the concept will be different.Copy !req
275. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
276. Hello, sir. Good afternoon.
This is for you.Copy !req
277. Hey, brother, how've you been?
Here, Disca Club is just for you.Copy !req
278. Completely disca-friendly.Copy !req
279. Ride! Ride! Whoo!Copy !req
280. All good!Copy !req
281. Will you look at this?Copy !req
282. Yeah!Copy !req
283. Hey, stop!Copy !req
284. All right!Copy !req
285. - Whoo!
- Nice!Copy !req
286. - Let's get ready for the opening.
- Yeah!Copy !req
287. Whatever you do,
don't you dare fall off the fucking stageCopy !req
288. if you know what's good for you.Copy !req
289. Good evening, everybody!Copy !req
290. It's a pleasure for me
to welcome you tonightCopy !req
291. to our brand-new performance venue.Copy !req
292. I must confess
that I didn't get it at first.Copy !req
293. But now that I'm looking at you...Copy !req
294. each and every one of you,Copy !req
295. I think I'm beginning to understand.Copy !req
296. Eh...Copy !req
297. I never thought I'd say this,Copy !req
298. but I'd like you to welcome
a new friend of mine.Copy !req
299. Charly, would you do me the honors?Copy !req
300. Yeah, Charly!Copy !req
301. Sorry I'm a bit slow tonight.Copy !req
302. All right, all right.Copy !req
303. I'd like to introduce
our next comedian for this evening,Copy !req
304. our star comedian for tonight.Copy !req
305. Put your hands together for the amazing,Copy !req
306. the one and only,Copy !req
307. Alexis Egg Eyes!Copy !req
308. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
309. Good evening, how are you?Copy !req
310. Great!Copy !req
311. Thank you so much for being here.
I can see we got a full house.Copy !req
312. I see a lot of familiar faces.Copy !req
313. A show of hands from all you first-timers.Copy !req
314. This guy, right here!Copy !req
315. You know I can't see a damn thing, right?Copy !req
316. Old joke.Copy !req
317. I was asked not to improvise,Copy !req
318. but the truth is,
I don't know anything else.Copy !req
319. When I'm not on stage,
that's what I need to do to survive.Copy !req
320. When you have a disability,Copy !req
321. you learn to improvise
just to do the simplest things.Copy !req
322. For instance, one time,
I pretended to be a conference speaker.Copy !req
323. I ended up with the dumbest dog alive
acting as a guide dog.Copy !req
324. He even dragged me across the street
to get run over by this chick.Copy !req
325. All that trouble for a blind date!Copy !req
326. Sorry.Copy !req
327. Yes.Copy !req
328. You see, that's how us blind people flirt.Copy !req
329. We improvise as we go.Copy !req
330. After that, I couldn't sit for days.Copy !req
331. But it was well worth it.Copy !req
332. Every scratch was worth it.Copy !req
333. Yeah!Copy !req
334. Ah, yes, going out on the street
is always an adventure.Copy !req
335. It's impossible
to just stand on a cornerCopy !req
336. without some asshole
trying to help me cross the street.Copy !req
337. The problem is nobody cares
where you're going,Copy !req
338. or even if you need to cross.Copy !req
339. That's how I ended up in this city.Copy !req
340. I was going to the corner store,
and somebody grabbed meCopy !req
341. and I got passed on and on
like a baton in a relay race.Copy !req
342. And then I get here,Copy !req
343. only to find out
I'm neither Black nor a barman,Copy !req
344. and not even worth getting mugged.Copy !req
345. At first this city terrified me.Copy !req
346. But it's not as big as you think
when you turn your back to it.Copy !req
347. I was also terrified
that I wouldn't stand out like I wanted.Copy !req
348. The best part is... is that I found out
that I'm not extraordinary,Copy !req
349. because I also learnedCopy !req
350. that you can't be extraordinary
without being ordinary.Copy !req
351. And that's what I am.
An ordinary person who's missing a piece.Copy !req
352. I'm an ordinary guy, very ordinary.Copy !req
353. Extraordinary.Copy !req
354. And that's fine.Copy !req
355. Yes, that's fine.Copy !req
356. There's a joke in there somewhere.Copy !req
357. My name is Alexis Egg Eyes,Copy !req
358. and you guys are
the most ordinary audience ever!Copy !req
359. Thank you and good night!Copy !req
360. Bravo!Copy !req
361. Little Egg Eyes!Copy !req
362. Good job, dude.Copy !req
363. I need to find Azul! Coming through!Copy !req
364. I'll leave you to it.Copy !req
365. Hi.Copy !req
366. Don't say anything.Copy !req
367. I'm an idiot.
Let's start with that, all right?Copy !req
368. I got scared.Copy !req
369. You may not get it, but losing you
in this darkness isn't easy.Copy !req
370. It's hard to walk without fearCopy !req
371. when you know
something's gonna hit you in the face.Copy !req
372. But somehow,
I want this to hit me in the face.Copy !req
373. Alexis, you think I'm not scared?Copy !req
374. I've been pretending my whole life
that I'm not totally petrified inside.Copy !req
375. The only thing that scares me
is you not feeling the same about me.Copy !req
376. That's why I went away,Copy !req
377. because I thought I'd get over you,Copy !req
378. but I can't.Copy !req
379. Then I thought,
"Well, I've got nothing to lose."Copy !req
380. "Maybe if I come back
and asked you straight out if you...Copy !req
381. if you feel the same way I do."Copy !req
382. The first time I heard your voice,
I knew this is where I belong.Copy !req
383. You are where I belong.Copy !req
384. Maybe we could be friends,
or have a dog or something like that?Copy !req
385. Something like that.Copy !req
386. Living with a disability isn't easy.Copy !req
387. Neither is living with someone
with a disability,Copy !req
388. or finding your place in a hostile worldCopy !req
389. because everyone says
you're missing a part.Copy !req
390. But when you find that place
where you fit in perfectly,Copy !req
391. and you understand
that what made you find itCopy !req
392. is what makes you unique,Copy !req
393. you discover that there's
something truly incredibleCopy !req
394. in going out into the world,
even with a missing part.Copy !req
395. And the total is...Copy !req
396. 364,917,564 pesos!Copy !req
397. Congratulations!Copy !req
398. - Thank you, everybody.
- That's not it.Copy !req
399. There's one even funnier
where they don't reach the goal.Copy !req
400. No shit, there's one
where they don't reach the goal?Copy !req
401. It's the saddest thing
in the world, dude. I swear.Copy !req
402. The total for this year is...Copy !req
403. I think I found it.Copy !req
404. Two-hundred-and-fifty-four million...Copy !req
405. five-hundred-and-eighty-five-thousand...Copy !req
406. Holy shit, dude!
I wish you could see their faces, dude!Copy !req
407. Last night, I had a vision.Copy !req
408. - A vision?
- About us.Copy !req
409. You can't see worth shit.Copy !req
410. Ha, ha. But I saw us doing big things.Copy !req
411. In Querétaro?Copy !req
412. A blind dude
and another with cerebral palsy?Copy !req
413. Important things!Copy !req
414. You and I are destined
for big things, Charly.Copy !req
415. I hadn't thought of that.Copy !req
416. Let's go out in the world!
It's ours to conquer.Copy !req
417. Shit.Copy !req
418. We brought you a gift,
a little surprise, you know?Copy !req
419. Something to heal the wounds, right?Copy !req
420. Help me, Lalo! Come on! Help me.Copy !req
421. That's it.Copy !req
422. Here you go, as an apology.Copy !req
423. - We lifted it from a party.
- Yup!Copy !req
424. You guys are still stealing?Copy !req
425. Uh, we make exceptions
when we're dealing with a good cause.Copy !req
426. The chairs'll come later.Copy !req
427. Chairs.Copy !req
428. Uh, hmm.Copy !req
429. Hey, you guys seen Chocho?Copy !req
430. - No.
- No?Copy !req
431. I was talking to him the other day.
He seems all right.Copy !req
432. Anyway, I'm thirsty. Pass it over.Copy !req
433. Hang on, gimme that.Copy !req
434. - Good stuff.
- Thanks.Copy !req
435. - You know this guy?
- Nope.Copy !req
436. Why'd you give it to him?Copy !req
437. Ah, help!Copy !req
438. Give it, asshole.Copy !req
439. Know where I can find Chocho?Copy !req
440. No.Copy !req
441. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
442. Buddy, you can change.Copy !req
443. Here, give me a call.Copy !req
444. - Wait!
- What the hell?Copy !req
445. Dude, what the hell?Copy !req
446. - I didn't know you were here, sorry.
- Get out!Copy !req
447. I told you to put your cane
at the door, asshole!Copy !req
448. Hashtag!Copy !req
449. The blind don't see exploitation!Copy !req
450. Hey!Copy !req
451. Ow!Copy !req
452. - Ow!
- Oh man, that hurt!Copy !req
453. I'm sorry, Alex. I didn't know
you were behind the curtain!Copy !req
454. Ah, Johanna? Why are you here?Copy !req
455. Hi! I'm here to rescue you.Copy !req
456. - Come on. We're going.
- No, no, no! Hey, Joh, take it easy, Joh.Copy !req
457. - No, we can't do this.
- Joh! Joh!Copy !req
458. No! You can't do this, Alex.Copy !req
459. - We have to go right now.
- Joh! Johanna. Come on. Calm down.Copy !req
460. Are you calm? Listen.Copy !req
461. I know everything you do for me
is because you think it's what I need.Copy !req
462. But it's not.Copy !req
463. One day, you'll understand. I promise you.Copy !req
464. Are you ready to...Copy !req
465. - Uh...
- Go watch the show.Copy !req
466. Uh, you can watch the show
out there, in the audience.Copy !req
467. Go have fun.Copy !req
468. Come on.
There are tables out there, right?Copy !req
469. You ready, bro?Copy !req
470. - Always!
- That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
471. Grab on to me.Copy !req
472. - Let's do this.
- You know what you're gonna say?Copy !req
473. - I have my cheat sheet, dude.
- All right.Copy !req