Nothing to See Here 1x7

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Sebastián Esquivel as Alexis (niño) • Enrique Arreola as Buenrostro • Paola Fernández as Azul • Alfonso Borbolla as Chocho • Polo Morín as Iker

Alexis is overwhelmed by fear and nerves as his big chance looms ahead. Once again, obstacles obstruct his path — with himself being one of them.

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1. NOTHING TO SEE HERE

2. PART 2

3. This is the second time

4. your washed-out Stevie Wonder ruins my show.

5. Never seen this asshole before.

6. All right, all right.

7. Whatever happened between the two of you is your problem.

8. The only thing that matters now is that the show must go on!

9. - You always wanted to say that, right? - Yeah.

10. Technically, he was supposed to go before that anal polyp.

11. No, technically, he wasn't even on the list.

12. What'd you say?

13. We said we'd fix things, and we did.

14. No, no, no, no, no. The contest is almost over.

15. You can't bring in anyone else.

16. No, no. The contest was Alexis's idea.

17. And it's not that you're letting him in late,

18. you've been preventing him from taking part from the beginning.

19. You chicken?

20. Who's he talking to?

21. - This hack who came to take my place. - Gotta be you.

22. Are you chicken?

23. You're calling me chicken? How old are you? Eight?

24. Are you serious?

25. Why are you scared of me then?

26. A Chihuahua scares me more than you do. Why should I be afraid of you?

27. Because last time I whipped your butt.

28. Pure beginner's luck, buddy.

29. Yeah, favorite line of all sore losers.

30. I'm not taking part in the contest if this asshole's in it.

31. No, come on!

32. All right, I'll do it under one condition.

33. I'm closing the show.

34. We accept that, only because we interrupted you.

35. Well, you better get ready, buddy.

36. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

37. Get out of here.

38. What the fuck is going on? What are you here with Lupita?

39. You should ask her. That's why we brought her along.

40. I don't need you to take me.

41. - We're in a hurry. - And you're as fast as Usain Bolt.

42. Okay, here we are. Here, stop.

43. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

44. A surprise. Lupita!

45. Isn't it, Chochito?

46. I came to keep an eye on you. Ha!

47. Now take a look at the mess you made.

48. Two blind guys walk into a bar...

49. Even Kardashians aren't that popular.

50. Did you see the number of reposts?

51. I came to shut you down, but my good buddy Alex...

52. Alexis.

53. Alexis, my good friend Alexis, almost moved me to tears.

54. - Have you heard him speak? - Uh, no.

55. He speaks so well, I almost cried.

56. Are you here to shut me down?

57. Not if all goes well.

58. This dude is gonna go on that stage to do his routine and tell his jokes,

59. and he's gonna get off safe and sound.

60. Then he's gonna post a video saying

61. this place is "all-inclusant," or "inclusing," whatever,

62. and all that kind of bullshit,

63. and that's it, you're off the hook.

64. Say what? It's that easy?

65. - It's that easy. - It's that easy.

66. You better deliver, Chocho. I don't like surprises.

67. Go on, then! Get ready. You're gonna bring the house down, huh?

68. Eh?

69. You don't always have to grab my arm.

70. You're walking too slow and sweating like a pig. Are you nervous?

71. Wow, there he is.

72. You ready, bro? Remember, fear is your friend. Channel it.

73. Fear is your friend. Channel it.

74. Girlfriend Johanna calling.

75. Girlfriend Johanna's calling?

76. I forgot to change it.

77. Why don't you just answer it?

78. What about you? Why don't you answer that dude who keeps calling?

79. You gotta be fair. Come on!

80. Well, it's... it's just Killer. He wants me to go to the party. Whatever.

81. Well, go. It's important to you, no? This is just a joke contest.

82. "Just a joke contest"?

83. You don't have to stay and take care of me.

84. I'm not here to take care of you. I'm here because it matters to you.

85. I thought the party was important to you.

86. I don't need anyone to stop doing stuff because of me.

87. Did someone put a diaper on the baby so he doesn't pee all over the stage?

88. What? You're still here? I thought you'd have run for the hills.

89. Wish I could say the same about you.

90. That's a very good one.

91. You should include that one in your routine.

92. That way at least one of your jokes is original.

93. That was a bad joke.

94. But very clever for a retard.

95. - Watch your fucking mouth! - Watch it, fucker.

96. Okay, let's get ready.

97. For the hundredth time, let go of my arm, for God's sake!

98. - I don't need you! - I love it!

99. Two cripples fighting. That's what I'm talking about.

100. I'd be more than happy to kick your ass.

101. But doing it on stage will feel a lot sweeter.

102. Hey, dude, you want us to rough him up a bit?

103. Okay. I know what's wrong. You're very tense.

104. - I am not! - Yes, you're very tense.

105. All right, here's a chair. Now sit down, we're gonna concentrate.

106. - The fuck was that? - We're concentrating.

107. - What was that? - What was what?

108. You think I take care of you?

109. You guys need some privacy?

110. - You don't have to take care of me. - I know that! I'm not your baby sitter.

111. I'm gonna stay, but pretend I'm not here.

112. You know that's not what I meant.

113. - You know what I'm talking about. - No, I don't.

114. About us being together.

115. We are together.

116. What about long term?

117. Do you know it means to live with a blind person,

118. the broader implications?

119. You better chill, dude. We just met and hooked up a couple of times.

120. I just wanna know if you care that I'm blind.

121. Having to help me out, do things for me.

122. I just wanna know how long before you run away.

123. All right, we're very tense. Let's take deep breaths.

124. I don't give a shit that you're blind,

125. but what does bother me is that as soon as you're where you wanna be,

126. you start playing the victim.

127. - I'm coming in. - Sure, make yourself at home.

128. Listen, this contest is gonna be decided tonight.

129. All the other comedians, well, they were pretty shitty.

130. Thank you for making me feel important.

131. In the end, the audience picks the winner with their applause. Easy-peasy, okay?

132. Bravo, an applause meter! All right!

133. It's only the most important thing I've ever done in my life.

134. Hey, hey, hey! What did the star expect? A special panel of judges? Come on.

135. This is a joke contest in a fourth-rate dive.

136. The outcome is gonna be decided by a bunch of drunken idiots.

137. Let's get this over with.

138. - Doesn't fucking matter, anyway. - It matters to me.

139. Knock, knock. Someone's here for Alexis.

140. This is party central. The more the merrier.

141. - Alexis? - Mom? What are you doing here?

142. May we have a word in private?

143. This room is the epitome of privacy.

144. Come on in, Mrs. Lolis.

145. I wanted to show you this.

146. What is it?

147. It's what I gave up for you. These are a few photographs.

148. Did you come here to bitch about giving up your dreams for me?

149. Sorry.

150. What the hell do you want?

151. - I'm here. - Where's that?

152. Right here. Can we talk?

153. You wanna come in? What, is he...

154. Tell him to come in. There's still a spot on the ceiling.

155. - Sorry. - You going out?

156. And just so you know, I'm not running anywhere.

157. And we haven't hooked up just a couple of times!

158. I mean, it's not like we fuck all the time, Mom.

159. Ugh, stinks!

160. Listen... Listen, showtime's in 10 minutes.

161. Sorry. It just slipped out.

162. Ugh!

163. Well, uh, if you'll excuse me.

164. Very cool photos, huh?

165. Thank you.

166. I didn't give it up because I had to take care of you.

167. I stopped because...

168. because I didn't know how to share this with you.

169. That is, until I found this photograph.

170. You took this picture when you were 12 years old.

171. - I did? - Yeah.

172. You took the camera, and without me telling you anything,

173. you took this picture of me.

174. At that moment I didn't understand,

175. but now I realize that...

176. the most important thing isn't the content of what you see.

177. It is the whole life energy that surrounds it.

178. Moments we share together,

179. emotions we feel.

180. That is how I'm able to share with you

181. the images I capture, the photographs I take.

182. And now I'm here with you

183. because I want you to share with me what you want.

184. Five minutes.

185. Now it's your turn.

186. Are you ready?

187. I'm scared.

188. Of what?

189. Of being the dog that caught the car.

190. No.

191. Everything is going to be great, Alexis.

192. You'll see.

193. - Why are you taking care of a blind guy? - Hey!

194. That dude ain't worth jack shit!

195. He'll hold you back.

196. You've got so much fucking talent.

197. Hey!

198. Together, you and I, we could do so much.

199. Shitloads... together.

200. How many groupies did you score while we were together?

201. That counts for something, dude.

202. I know very well I've got a lot of talent.

203. I certainly don't need you to introduce me to someone

204. who'll give me the chance of a lifetime.

205. I'll find them on my own.

206. That's enough. I've had it. Stop hounding me.

207. Fuckin' asshole.

208. And I'm not his caretaker.

209. We're together, and I'm gonna be with him for a while.

210. Got it?

211. Five more minutes, bro. What a shitty day, huh? Are you ready?

212. - Alexis... - What?

213. - Are you ready? - Yes.

214. - What will you joke about? - I don't know.

215. What do you mean?

216. You think I had time to write a routine?

217. No, but you must have a starting point, right?

218. I'm gonna improvise. It's what I do.

219. That's why it's good to have a topic to start.

220. What do you think I should start with?

221. Alexis, you're blind.

222. Everyone expects you to joke about being blind.

223. You've done well with that.

224. I'm so fed up with that. I'm not going there.

225. That's what you are, and you need to talk about yourself.

226. Why does everything have to revolve around that?

227. I can do so many other things!

228. I have no idea what your mom talked to you about

229. or what the problem is with Azul,

230. but if this is an existential crisis,

231. you couldn't have picked a worse moment for it,

232. because you're just about to step on stage.

233. Sure, easy for you to say.

234. Easy for me to say?

235. 'Cause everybody isn't staring at you.

236. You think that's easy, asshole?

237. That nobody gives a shit about me?

238. That everybody abandons me?

239. That nobody takes care of me?

240. Half the people think I was hit by a car,

241. and those who don't think it was an accident,

242. they think I'm an idiot!

243. Poor little blind boy.

244. You know how hard it is to have to explain to every single person

245. that I'm not dense,

246. just because they don't have enough sense

247. to pick up their stupid phone and look up cerebral palsy?

248. I dare you to repeat to my face that it's easy for me.

249. It's just... Chocho is looking for Alexis because...

250. Two minutes!

251. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

252. I don't know what you're gonna do or say. Just don't screw it up, okay?

253. Relax! It's just a joke contest in a fourth-rate dive.

254. That's not what I'm talking about and you know it, asshole.

255. Thank you for your patience, ladies and gentlemen.

256. There was a last minute change to our program this evening,

257. as my dear friend Charly here explained earlier.

258. You know he used to be my bouncer out there?

259. Uh, no. Okay.

260. Our second-to-last contestant is a young man, um, who's... different.

261. But before introducing him, I'd like to stress,

262. this establishment respects every safety regulation,

263. as required by the Civil Protection.

264. Anyway, this, ladies and gentlemen...

265. From Querétaro, a young man with a vision.

266. Uh...

267. He's a comedian with a unique look. And here he is, ladies and gentlemen.

268. Give it up for Alexis Egg Eyes!

269. Here. Mic's right here.

270. There you go. Here.

271. You laughed too soon, groupie girl!

272. Good evening. How you doing?

273. How you doing?

274. Fine! Yeah! Great!

275. Fine.

276. I can see that.

277. Wow, great start!

278. Will you be spewing blind jokes all night long? Hmm?

279. What now, eh? Oh, I know, I know, I know.

280. You're gonna move the mic and say,

281. "That's in the way. I can't see."

282. Boy, great material.

283. Shut up, jerk,

284. or I'm gonna punch your ugly mug and split that unibrow of yours.

285. Your caregiver here has better material than you.

286. She is not my caregiver!

287. When my mom gave birth,

288. they turned off my lights.

289. My lights were turned off.

290. And, uh, my mom used to pawn everything.

291. The television, the stove...

292. My... My mom, she pawned everything.

293. Don't tell me, she pawned your corneas.

294. That's very original, eh?

295. What next?

296. Is this why you wanted to get up there so bad?

297. Boo!

298. Chill out, everybody! Come on, what's going on?

299. This is the place of exploitation!

300. We're going to shut it down.

301. No more exploitation!

302. No more exploitation!

303. Hey, you!

304. They're still exploiting the blind guy.

305. What the fuck?

306. Uh, what's going on?

307. We're sick and tired of all this,

308. and it's time for us to raise our voices!

309. No more jokes about the disabled!

310. Hey, we don't use the word "disabled" anymore.

311. It's way too offensive.

312. They humiliated this disabled guy also.

313. He was the bouncer. I saw it.

314. Hey, he breeched his contract, okay? I'm the victim here!

315. People, the important thing is, this place has to be shut down!

316. - What? - Yeah! You're normalizing offensive jokes.

317. No, no, no, I swear she's not laughing at that.

318. All of you, are you aware of what you're doing?

319. You're humiliating the disabled from your position of privilege,

320. and that's wrong!

321. Because even if they are disabled, they have feelings, like human beings.

322. Did you just say "like human beings," you piece of shit?

323. I wanna get off!

324. Wait!

325. You okay?

326. MEXICO CITY DEPARTMENT OF CIVIL PROTECTION NOTICE OF CLOSURE

327. Gather round, guys!

328. - Selfie? - Selfie!

329. - Hashtag... - No to exploitation!

330. Admiring the view?

331. You're leaving?

332. Uh, now that I think of it, it's no big deal, really.

333. You lost a joke contest in a fourth-rate dive.

334. And that's the problem.

335. I fell before the finish line.

336. That's how far I got.

337. You literally fell on your face, bro.

338. Is all this a joke to you?

339. Oh, no, not at all.

340. I've never been so serious in my entire life.

341. But you know what I think is a joke, and a bad one at that?

342. Like one of those you tried last night?

343. You didn't make the slightest effort to defend yourself.

344. - Alexis, what happened to you? - Nothing.

345. What do you mean? You walked out with your tail between your legs.

346. Was it something I said?

347. If it's what I said to you, I'm really sorry.

348. Things were really tense. I didn't mean to hurt you.

349. I'm not good at this.

350. Well, then why are we here?

351. I wanted to know what was on the other side,

352. and there's nothing for me.

353. You got stage fright.

354. Big deal.

355. Anyway, who the hell cares that you fell flat on your face?

356. No one knows us here.

357. - That's not it. - What is it then?

358. I'm the dog who doesn't know what to do when he catches the car.

359. Know what happened when he caught the car?

360. Nothing. That's what you told me.

361. He realized he couldn't do anything and he came back.

362. He came back to chase other cars.

363. But I don't want to chase other cars.

364. It was good while it lasted. Now it's time to go back.

365. Maybe for you, but not for me.

366. So this is goodbye then?

367. No, this isn't goodbye.

368. It's a hasty retreat because you're a coward, Alexis.

369. Whatever.

370. You pulled me out of a shithole, didn't you?

371. That's exactly what you said, that you pulled me out of a shithole.

372. Now you're leaving me in another shithole. What kind of friend are you?

373. A cowardly one. You said so yourself.

374. My mom is waiting in the car, if you wanna come along.

375. I don't want to go!

376. And you and your mom can just go rot in hell!

377. Fine.

378. Come on.

379. I sold my car for you!

380. And you still owe me half the rent!

381. Are you sure about this, Alexis?

382. It's your dream, son.

383. It was just a stumble. Well, metaphorically speaking.

384. Can we just leave?

385. Yes.

386. Hey.

387. Hi.

388. Well, I'll just wait in the car.

389. Are you gonna tell me that I'm a coward too?

390. Um, no.

391. - Guess I'm saying you the trouble then. - Oh yeah?

392. Looks like you're saving yourself trouble.

393. After everything you said, who's the one running away?

394. What happened?