1. That's when she said her parents
wouldn't let her date a blind boy.Copy !req
2. Maricarmen told you that?Copy !req
3. She can't go on a date with a blind boy.Copy !req
4. But Maricarmen doesn't have any parents.Copy !req
5. No?Copy !req
6. Her mom left them a while ago
and her dad's been sent to a rehab center.Copy !req
7. She lives with her grandma now.Copy !req
8. How do you know these things?Copy !req
9. It's just that my father
was fired from his job not too long ago,Copy !req
10. and he has nothing else to do.Copy !req
11. Is that her?Copy !req
12. Just pretend you don't see her.Copy !req
13. Why's everyone always using
the same jokes?Copy !req
14. You know,
I can be your girlfriend, if you want.Copy !req
15. You won't believe this, but my parents
won't let me date a girl with polio.Copy !req
16. I don't have polio.Copy !req
17. Not that I don't want to, but my parents...Copy !req
18. But I don't have polio.
I's a problem with my spine.Copy !req
19. As I was saying, they're very strict
about that kind of things.Copy !req
20. Who is it?Copy !req
21. Get that, Charly.Copy !req
22. Lazy bastard.Copy !req
23. - Hi there.
- Azul?Copy !req
24. I got your message.Copy !req
25. It's one of the nicest things
I've ever heard.Copy !req
26. Great. I thought you'd never reply.Copy !req
27. I'll get straight to the point.Copy !req
28. The truth is,Copy !req
29. I can't stop thinking about you.Copy !req
30. I know this is kind of intense
since we just met, but...Copy !req
31. Me too. Just...Copy !req
32. Don't speak.Copy !req
33. And even though I don't expect anything,Copy !req
34. you know, I just wanted to let you know.Copy !req
35. See what you think.
I don't know, maybe you feel the same way.Copy !req
36. Ugh!
Are you jerking off, you pig?Copy !req
37. - Huh?
- Don't play dumb.Copy !req
38. I can see you beating your meat.Copy !req
39. No, I swear,
I was just scratching my balls.Copy !req
40. You were thinking
about the girl from the vet, weren't you?Copy !req
41. What do you mean, the girl from the vet?Copy !req
42. "What do you mean,
the girl from the vet?" She answered yet?Copy !req
43. - No new messages.
- Not yet.Copy !req
44. I should have warned you.
That girl is totally out of your league.Copy !req
45. What are you talking about?Copy !req
46. Listen.Copy !req
47. I'm well aware of the standards
we set for ourselves,Copy !req
48. but to be perfectly honest,
you're aiming a little high.Copy !req
49. Standards?Copy !req
50. What are you...
What makes you think I have standards?Copy !req
51. - I don't have any standards!
- It's me.Copy !req
52. Do you even know what that means?Copy !req
53. - Hey, hi.
- What's up?Copy !req
54. Good morning. What's up? Did she respond?Copy !req
55. Not you too.Copy !req
56. No, not yet.Copy !req
57. Ah, I knew this would happen.Copy !req
58. She left you hanging, didn't she?Copy !req
59. Just stop, all right?Copy !req
60. I don't mean to belittle you,Copy !req
61. but you and I both know
what "marked as read" means.Copy !req
62. Maybe someone stole her phone.Copy !req
63. Yeah, maybe, or it fell in the toilet
and it's drying out.Copy !req
64. Or, and again,
don't take this the wrong way,Copy !req
65. could be blind guys aren't her thing.Copy !req
66. Jesus, how could I take that
the wrong way?Copy !req
67. These things happen, bro.Copy !req
68. I know these things happen,
and that's why I have a plan.Copy !req
69. Here. Take that.Copy !req
70. What? What am I taking?Copy !req
71. - Come with me.
- Where are we going?Copy !req
72. - You trust me or not?
- No.Copy !req
73. I don't either. Where are you going?Copy !req
74. - You wanna go up on stage and tell jokes?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
75. How are you going to be able to do that
with a broken heart?Copy !req
76. Remember this.
A broken heart ain't a good start.Copy !req
77. - Come on.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
78. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
We're gonna ease your pain, bro.Copy !req
79. - Where're you taking him?
- I'll bring him back.Copy !req
80. Where are you off to, Alexis?Copy !req
81. Wait up! Not so fast!Copy !req
82. I dunno. I guess I'm off to find out
what my standards are. Jimmy?Copy !req
83. Where the hell are you taking me?Copy !req
84. To meet a female friend of mine.
But I need you to be flexible.Copy !req
85. Flexible?Copy !req
86. Yeah. I mean, you gotta be open
to meeting people who are different.Copy !req
87. - Don't judge her before you know her.
- Why would I judge her?Copy !req
88. Let's just say
the place where we're going,Copy !req
89. you could say their line of business
is, mmm, a bit shady.Copy !req
90. What do they do, exactly?Copy !req
91. Fito, it's Jimmy!Copy !req
92. - What's up, bro?
- What's up?Copy !req
93. - Not much. I brought my buddy.
- How you doing?Copy !req
94. - Julieta here?
- She's inside, yeah.Copy !req
95. Yeah, 'cause he's, uh...Copy !req
96. He's here for a date. Blind date.Copy !req
97. - Playing Cupid?
- Just being a good Samaritan.Copy !req
98. - Come in.
- All right.Copy !req
99. - Keep it cool, okay?
- Sure.Copy !req
100. Whoa, guys, relax! It's me. Take it easy.Copy !req
101. Put your guns down.Copy !req
102. Back to work.Copy !req
103. And who's this idiot?Copy !req
104. Relax, Monster, he's with me.
He's blind, can't you tell?Copy !req
105. He can't see
that you're taking apart stolen cars.Copy !req
106. Are you stupid, Jimmy?Copy !req
107. I mean, legally acquired cars.Copy !req
108. You're taking apart legally acquired cars.Copy !req
109. - Unbelievable.
- Just get off my case, man.Copy !req
110. Dude, does your friend steal cars?Copy !req
111. Not exactly. She, uh...Copy !req
112. She only steals parts. Why?Copy !req
113. I told you not to judge.Copy !req
114. Look, Monster, this is Alexis.Copy !req
115. I brought him
'cause I... I want him to meet Julieta.Copy !req
116. You know, just kinda like a date.Copy !req
117. A blind date.Copy !req
118. Will you stop
making the same fucking joke?Copy !req
119. Ah, come on, he hadn't heard it yet.Copy !req
120. Okay. What's going on, Jimmy?Copy !req
121. Are you coming back to the business?Copy !req
122. No, I can't.Copy !req
123. Boss, I'm sorry. I made a... a pledge.Copy !req
124. Bullshit!Copy !req
125. Yeah, right. A pledge?Copy !req
126. What about you?Copy !req
127. What are your intentions
with my niece, you asshole? Huh?Copy !req
128. Nothing. I don't even know her.Copy !req
129. Hey, but he's dying to meet her.Copy !req
130. - Hey, come on, man.
- What? It's true.Copy !req
131. Really.Copy !req
132. Julieta.Copy !req
133. Julieta.Copy !req
134. Hey, what's up, Jules?
How's it going?Copy !req
135. This is a friend of mine, Alexis.Copy !req
136. He's new in town. I told him about you,
and of course he wanted to meet you.Copy !req
137. I never said that!Copy !req
138. Take a walk. Show him around, hmm?Copy !req
139. Get to know each other.
Have a laugh, break the ice. Go ahead.Copy !req
140. Hang on. Wait a minute.Copy !req
141. Nothing more than a chat.Copy !req
142. And you, motherfucker,
better not try anything.Copy !req
143. Don't let me down, bro.Copy !req
144. Hi! I was just about to call you.Copy !req
145. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
146. - Are you coming home?
- No, that's why I was gonna call.Copy !req
147. Remember my car was making a funny noise?Copy !req
148. No, I don't remember.Copy !req
149. Well, yes, it was making a noise.Copy !req
150. Turns out it's the distributor belt.
It's... It's broken.Copy !req
151. - Oh, you don't say.
- Yes!Copy !req
152. Actually, I just arrived
at the, uh, repair shop...Copy !req
153. - Ah!
- ... to see if they can change it.Copy !req
154. Then I guess you're not coming home today.Copy !req
155. I'm not quite sure,
but, um, I'll keep you posted.Copy !req
156. Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. Yeah.Copy !req
157. - All right.
- I love you.Copy !req
158. Love you too.Copy !req
159. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
160. What...Copy !req
161. Ah, it was an accident.Copy !req
162. Complete idiot ran the red light.
You know what they're like.Copy !req
163. Almost like they're trying
to hit pedestrians on purpose, you know?Copy !req
164. But I'm... I'm fine, really.Copy !req
165. Now I'm just in recovery.Copy !req
166. It's really pathetic,
what you're trying to do.Copy !req
167. My profile doesn't say I'm Swedish
and that I have two dicks. Hmm?Copy !req
168. Well, I suppose it's easy
for someone like you to say.Copy !req
169. You should learn
to acknowledge your shortcomings.Copy !req
170. Hmm.Copy !req
171. So, have you been stealing
car parts for a long time?Copy !req
172. Excuse me?Copy !req
173. I didn't get what you said.Copy !req
174. Fuckin' Jimmy.Copy !req
175. Sorry, I can't do this. Sorry.Copy !req
176. Jimmy!Copy !req
177. I'm right here, dude, straight ahead.Copy !req
178. What? Did she send you packing?Copy !req
179. Why'd you bring me here to meet her?Copy !req
180. What? Because I thought...Copy !req
181. What?Copy !req
182. I thought the two of you would hit it off.Copy !req
183. And why'd you think that?Copy !req
184. Because you're both...Copy !req
185. We're both different?Copy !req
186. I was gonna say defective,
but yeah, how you said it is way nicer.Copy !req
187. And you thought two "defective" people
was a good idea?Copy !req
188. I thought I was helping you out.Copy !req
189. - Help us out?
- Yes.Copy !req
190. You both get rejected
for being de... different.Copy !req
191. Don't you get rejected
because you're blind?Copy !req
192. That's not how things work, Jimmy.Copy !req
193. Fine, I didn't know. Sorry.Copy !req
194. So? Was she a total bitch to you?Copy !req
195. No, actually I ditched her.Copy !req
196. How the... And what did I say
about not judging her?Copy !req
197. That was about the car parts stealing,
not that she was...Copy !req
198. What? Has a disability?Copy !req
199. I thought you of all people
would turn a blind eye to it.Copy !req
200. Listen, I know I'm not...Copy !req
201. I know I'm a bit...Copy !req
202. a bit slow,
and I don't know a lot of stuff,Copy !req
203. but one thing I'm sure of?Copy !req
204. It must really suck to be rejected
for something you can't change.Copy !req
205. Sure does.Copy !req
206. There you go.Copy !req
207. Imagine how she must be feeling right now.Copy !req
208. Shit.Copy !req
209. What the hell is that?Copy !req
210. Fucking Chocho!Copy !req
211. Okay.Copy !req
212. I've been through this before.Copy !req
213. I'll put my hand on your head,Copy !req
214. and you'll nod or shake it
when I ask you questions.Copy !req
215. Are you okay with that?Copy !req
216. Did you understand what I just said?Copy !req
217. Do you have an intellectual disability?Copy !req
218. So you can't talk, then?Copy !req
219. Okay.Copy !req
220. I acted like a jerk earlier.Copy !req
221. I've been acting like one for a while,
but it's not because of you. It's just...Copy !req
222. I dunno, I just wish I could be with
someone normal, like a normal person.Copy !req
223. I don't... You're not...Copy !req
224. I don't mean to say you're not normal.Copy !req
225. I'm fucking up all over the place.
I'm such an idiot.Copy !req
226. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
227. I know.Copy !req
228. You see, if someone's got something
that doesn't work, it shouldn't matter.Copy !req
229. But it matters to you.Copy !req
230. Couldn't you have told me earlier
that you could do that with your phone?Copy !req
231. I care that it matters
to other people, you know?Copy !req
232. That's why Jimmy thought
it was a good idea for us to meet,Copy !req
233. because this is
supposed to be what we get,Copy !req
234. but we shouldn't settle for that,
you and me.Copy !req
235. And my friend Charly,
he thinks I don't stand a chance with AzulCopy !req
236. because... she's not disabled,Copy !req
237. and I'm incomplete.Copy !req
238. - You know what I'm saying, right?
- Who is Azul?Copy !req
239. Someone I met. I think I like her.Copy !req
240. - How did you meet her?
- She ran me over.Copy !req
241. How romantic!Copy !req
242. Right?Copy !req
243. Hmm?Copy !req
244. - Hey, what's up?
- It's her!Copy !req
245. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner.
Hope you don't think I was ghosting you.Copy !req
246. I was in the shower when you called,Copy !req
247. and I didn't check messages till now,Copy !req
248. so...Copy !req
249. That's her nervous laughter.Copy !req
250. Anyway, there's an open mic event
for rappers, and I decided to go for it.Copy !req
251. She's going on stage!
She was always too afraid to do that.Copy !req
252. Eight o'clock at the El Underground,Copy !req
253. if you're interested. Ciao.Copy !req
254. It's only 4:00, do you want to wait here?Copy !req
255. What do you want to do?Copy !req
256. Yo, neighbor!Copy !req
257. Maya!Copy !req
258. What's up, neighbor? What's going on?Copy !req
259. How you doing? Have you seen Alexis?Copy !req
260. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
261. Bro, how can you lose a blind dude?
Who's blind now?Copy !req
262. No, it's just that I keep calling
and he's not answering.Copy !req
263. Jimmy left with him this morning,
and I thought you might know something.Copy !req
264. - Jimmy? Hang on a sec.
- Yeah.Copy !req
265. - I'm getting his voice mail.
- I told you.Copy !req
266. He didn't tell you anything?Copy !req
267. All Jimmy said was that he wanted
to introduce someone to Alexis.Copy !req
268. But I don't know who he had in mind.
Do you know anything?Copy !req
269. Yeah, I know where they went. Let's go?Copy !req
270. - All right, coming.
- Okay.Copy !req
271. But I don't want training wheels!Copy !req
272. - No, sweetie. We can't take them off yet.
- But why not?Copy !req
273. Because you're too little.
You're not ready yet.Copy !req
274. I can do it without training wheels.Copy !req
275. This way. Go straight!Copy !req
276. Take the training wheels off!
You're turning him into an idiot!Copy !req
277. Come on!Copy !req
278. Are you sure it's here?Copy !req
279. Yes, I'm sure. What's going on here?Copy !req
280. Hey! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
281. Just one time! I swear.
That was the last time...Copy !req
282. - Do you hear that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
283. - Come on, let's go.
- Okay.Copy !req
284. Hey, but no, no, no, relax.
It's not what you're thinking.Copy !req
285. What happened is that
we dropped the condom before doing it.Copy !req
286. And we spent an hour on all fours
trying to find the stupid thing!Copy !req
287. We should have put a bell on that thing.
It's easier to find.Copy !req
288. No, seriously, people with disabilities
really like to fuck too.Copy !req
289. We're just as horny as you are,Copy !req
290. we just don't necessarily wanna
fuck each other.Copy !req
291. We just have to break
certain little prejudices.Copy !req
292. Look at my eyes.Copy !req
293. They're blind because I was stuck
in a fucking orgasm!Copy !req
294. - Yeah!
- You've been the best!Copy !req
295. My name is Alexis!Copy !req
296. Thank you and have a good afternoon!Copy !req
297. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
298. No, relax! Don't worry.
They're friends of mine.Copy !req
299. Jesus!
That scared the shit out of me!Copy !req
300. Why do you insist on working
where there's people that wanna kill us?Copy !req
301. Also, why did you give a show without me
if I'm your manager?Copy !req
302. This was just a public rehearsal.
My debut will be at Chocho's bar.Copy !req
303. Ah, speaking of which.Copy !req
304. Maya, show him.Copy !req
305. Look what I found.Copy !req
306. - I forgot my glasses, dude.
- Funny.Copy !req
307. It's a poster I found
outside of Chocho's bar.Copy !req
308. Read what it says, Jimmy.Copy !req
309. Oh. It's just that
I can't read it all in one shot.Copy !req
310. - How about you?
- Fine, I'll ready it.Copy !req
311. "Comedy contest!
Grand prize, 25,000 pesos."Copy !req
312. - He stole our idea?
- Damn right, he stole our idea.Copy !req
313. There's more. It says,
"Blind people not allowed."Copy !req
314. - What?
- Yeah! This is pure provocation.Copy !req
315. That fucking Chocho is a serious asshole!Copy !req
316. We have to call him out
and force him to let you participate.Copy !req
317. - Right!
- Yeah.Copy !req
318. For sure, we're going to do that.Copy !req
319. But I gotta do something first.
What time is it?Copy !req
320. Almost 7:00, why?Copy !req
321. Do you know El Underground?Copy !req
322. - The club?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
323. - Lalo works there.
- Yeah.Copy !req
324. The mechanic was expecting the part today,
but the retailer didn't have it in stock.Copy !req
325. Really?Copy !req
326. He promised he'd have it today,
but he didn't.Copy !req
327. And, well, I think I'm going to stay here
a couple more days.Copy !req
328. At least until the garage
receives the part.Copy !req
329. You can't keep doing this, Yuyo.Copy !req
330. You have to take
the training wheels off, hmm?Copy !req
331. Lalo introduces the rappers?Copy !req
332. Yes. He had this job before the accident,Copy !req
333. and they couldn't bring themselves
to fire him after that.Copy !req
334. When you say accident, you mean the timeCopy !req
335. he accidentally got his drugs mixed up
with construction materials, right?Copy !req
336. He's not that bad.
You can hardly tell. You'll see.Copy !req
337. Do you see Azul?Copy !req
338. I can't see Azul or anybody else.
It's so dark in here.Copy !req
339. Oh, you made it! Uh, how's it going?Copy !req
340. - Yeah we made it! How are you?
- Yes.Copy !req
341. I'm fine. Um, I'm fine.
Really fucking excellent.Copy !req
342. You got stage fright?Copy !req
343. A bit, yeah. I was just leaving.Copy !req
344. You can't do that.Copy !req
345. You've got four people
who paid for tickets to hear you.Copy !req
346. I'm not sure if they're still with me,
but these are my friends.Copy !req
347. Hey. Uh, you I met before, right?Copy !req
348. Yeah, but I didn't have
all my senses. Sorry.Copy !req
349. When she met me, I only had four senses.Copy !req
350. What's with her laughing?Copy !req
351. That's a tic.
It's like when I rock back and forth.Copy !req
352. Anyway, have you guys been here before?Copy !req
353. Yeah, the announcer is a friend of ours.Copy !req
354. He mugged us a few days back,
but we're friends now.Copy !req
355. Yeah, and I ran over Alexis.Copy !req
356. Are you nervous?Copy !req
357. Super nervous, actually.Copy !req
358. Girl, don't be! It's not a competition.Copy !req
359. Just get up there and have fun.Copy !req
360. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
361. It'll be great.Copy !req
362. You can do it.Copy !req
363. You really think so?Copy !req
364. - Of course!
- Sure!Copy !req
365. All right. Come with me, sign me up.Copy !req
366. - Let's go, let's go!
- Mmm!Copy !req
367. This guy isn't that hot.
You'll be way better.Copy !req
368. Oh yeah, by the way,
I really liked your message.Copy !req
369. It was very... inspirational.Copy !req
370. Really?Copy !req
371. It was really badass when you saidCopy !req
372. "They say we can't do it,
but we'll show them!" and all that.Copy !req
373. Pretty good stuff.Copy !req
374. Sorry for coming up to you like this. Um...Copy !req
375. Thing is, they gave me this shit.Copy !req
376. Have you tried it? It's called Candy Flip.Copy !req
377. No. You want me to party with you?Copy !req
378. What? No.Copy !req
379. Um, don't get the wrong idea.Copy !req
380. My friend over there said
that if I, uh... if I take this shit,Copy !req
381. I could end up, uh...Copy !req
382. You know, like you.Copy !req
383. And it scared me.Copy !req
384. Oh, I'm sorry. It's just...
I space out sometimes.Copy !req
385. That shit had long-term effects on me, so...Copy !req
386. Actually, before I ended up like this,
it was the last thing I took.Copy !req
387. But I heard there's a way you can use it
without the nasty consequence.Copy !req
388. How?Copy !req
389. You need to get a little strawCopy !req
390. and you put the powder in one end.Copy !req
391. Then you ask someone to...Copy !req
392. blow it up your ass real hard.Copy !req
393. You get the same effects,
but without the consequences.Copy !req
394. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
395. It's really dope.Copy !req
396. Huh. Thanks, dude.Copy !req
397. What an asshole.Copy !req
398. You're Azul, right?Copy !req
399. - Yeah.
- You're up next.Copy !req
400. You're next. Are you ready?
It's your moment.Copy !req
401. Let's see. Here we go.Copy !req
402. - All right, let's warm up a little.
- Here.Copy !req
403. You got shots?Copy !req
404. - Okay. This is for you.
- Am I gonna go blind?Copy !req
405. - Got you there!
- Very funny. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
406. - Cheers!
- Yeah.Copy !req
407. A big... roundCopy !req
408. of... applause for Azul!Copy !req
409. I'm going. Whoo!Copy !req
410. Azul! Azul! Azul!Copy !req
411. No, no, hell no, I can't do this.Copy !req
412. What?Copy !req
413. - Why not?
- I'm gonna start laughing.Copy !req
414. Rap about things that rhyme with "ha."Copy !req
415. See? I fixed you again.Copy !req
416. No, I'll make a fool of myself.
Let's just leave.Copy !req
417. Wait, wait.Copy !req
418. Come here, listen.Copy !req
419. Your laughter is
my favorite sound in the city.Copy !req
420. You won't make a fool of yourself.
I promise.Copy !req
421. Hmm.Copy !req
422. - Come on.
- Yeah?Copy !req
423. Nice!Copy !req
424. Go on.Copy !req
425. - Hurry. Come on.
- Yeah!Copy !req
426. - You can do it.
- You can do it!Copy !req
427. Go, go, go!Copy !req
428. Let's hear it! Come on!Copy !req
429. Azul!Copy !req
430. There! There she is!Copy !req
431. - All right! Come on!
- Play it, girl!Copy !req
432. Come on!Copy !req
433. People build their world through images.Copy !req
434. I build mine based on what I hear.Copy !req
435. Sounds that travel in space and in time.Copy !req
436. Sounds that help me.Copy !req
437. Sounds that confuse me.Copy !req
438. Sounds I love.Copy !req
439. It's frustrating
not knowing what's happening.Copy !req
440. It might've been better for me
without so many people around.Copy !req
441. You may fall in love with what you see.Copy !req
442. I fall in love with what I hear.Copy !req
443. Azul! Azul!Copy !req
444. - Listen...
- Huh?Copy !req
445. - You know what I told you this morning?
- What did you say?Copy !req
446. We were talking about standards.
Well, I was wrong, okay?Copy !req
447. Nobody is too good for you, Alexis.Copy !req
448. There she is.Copy !req
449. Way to go, girl!Copy !req
450. Holy shit, I did it!Copy !req
451. And I didn't laugh a single time!Copy !req
452. I know! Although I kinda missed it.Copy !req
453. - Seriously?
- Yes, a lot.Copy !req
454. Azul!Copy !req
455. Killer? What are you doing here?Copy !req
456. It's a rapper's club, isn't it?Copy !req
457. And I'm a rapper. I heard your name.Copy !req
458. Killer? Who's Killer?Copy !req
459. Uh...Copy !req
460. Killer Boy, this is Alexis.Copy !req
461. Alexis, this is Killer Boy,Copy !req
462. my very recent ex-boyfriend.Copy !req