1. That's when she said her parents
wouldn't let her date a blind boy.Copy !req
2. Maricarmen told you that?Copy !req
3. She can't go on a date with a blind boy.Copy !req
4. But Maricarmen doesn't have any parents.Copy !req
5. No?Copy !req
6. Her mom left them a while ago
and her dad's been sent to a rehab center.Copy !req
7. She lives with her grandma now.Copy !req
8. How do you know these things?Copy !req
9. It's just that my father
was fired from his job not too long ago,Copy !req
10. and he has nothing else to do.Copy !req
11. Is that her?Copy !req
12. Just pretend you don't see her.Copy !req
13. Why's everyone always using
the same jokes?Copy !req
14. You know,
I can be your girlfriend, if you want.Copy !req
15. You won't believe this, but my parents
won't let me date a girl with polio.Copy !req
16. I don't have polio.Copy !req
17. Not that I don't want to, but my parents...Copy !req
18. But I don't have polio.
I's a problem with my spine.Copy !req
19. As I was saying, they're very strict
about that kind of things.Copy !req
20. NOTHING TO SEE HERECopy !req
21. Who is it?Copy !req
22. Get that, Charly.Copy !req
23. Lazy bastard.Copy !req
24. - Hi there.
- Azul?Copy !req
25. I got your message.Copy !req
26. It's one of the nicest things
I've ever heard.Copy !req
27. Great. I thought you'd never reply.Copy !req
28. I'll get straight to the point.Copy !req
29. The truth is,Copy !req
30. I can't stop thinking about you.Copy !req
31. I know this is kind of intense
since we just met, but...Copy !req
32. Me too. Just...Copy !req
33. Don't speak.Copy !req
34. And even though I don't expect anything,Copy !req
35. you know, I just wanted to let you know.Copy !req
36. See what you think.
I don't know, maybe you feel the same way.Copy !req
37. Ugh!
Are you jerking off, you pig?Copy !req
38. - Huh?
- Don't play dumb.Copy !req
39. I can see you beating your meat.Copy !req
40. No, I swear,
I was just scratching my balls.Copy !req
41. You were thinking
about the girl from the vet, weren't you?Copy !req
42. What do you mean, the girl from the vet?Copy !req
43. "What do you mean,
the girl from the vet?" She answered yet?Copy !req
44. - No new messages.
- Not yet.Copy !req
45. I should have warned you.
That girl is totally out of your league.Copy !req
46. What are you talking about?Copy !req
47. Listen.Copy !req
48. I'm well aware of the standards
we set for ourselves,Copy !req
49. but to be perfectly honest,
you're aiming a little high.Copy !req
50. Standards?Copy !req
51. What are you...
What makes you think I have standards?Copy !req
52. - I don't have any standards!
- It's me.Copy !req
53. Do you even know what that means?Copy !req
54. - Hey, hi.
- What's up?Copy !req
55. Good morning. What's up? Did she respond?Copy !req
56. Not you too.Copy !req
57. No, not yet.Copy !req
58. Ah, I knew this would happen.Copy !req
59. She left you hanging, didn't she?Copy !req
60. Just stop, all right?Copy !req
61. I don't mean to belittle you,Copy !req
62. but you and I both know
what "marked as read" means.Copy !req
63. Maybe someone stole her phone.Copy !req
64. Yeah, maybe, or it fell in the toilet
and it's drying out.Copy !req
65. Or, and again,
don't take this the wrong way,Copy !req
66. could be blind guys aren't her thing.Copy !req
67. Jesus, how could I take that
the wrong way?Copy !req
68. These things happen, bro.Copy !req
69. I know these things happen,
and that's why I have a plan.Copy !req
70. Here. Take that.Copy !req
71. What? What am I taking?Copy !req
72. - Come with me.
- Where are we going?Copy !req
73. - You trust me or not?
- No.Copy !req
74. I don't either. Where are you going?Copy !req
75. - You wanna go up on stage and tell jokes?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
76. How are you going to be able to do that
with a broken heart?Copy !req
77. Remember this.
A broken heart ain't a good start.Copy !req
78. - Come on.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
79. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
We're gonna ease your pain, bro.Copy !req
80. - Where're you taking him?
- I'll bring him back.Copy !req
81. Where are you off to, Alexis?Copy !req
82. Wait up! Not so fast!Copy !req
83. I dunno. I guess I'm off to find out
what my standards are. Jimmy?Copy !req
84. Where the hell are you taking me?Copy !req
85. To meet a female friend of mine.
But I need you to be flexible.Copy !req
86. Flexible?Copy !req
87. Yeah. I mean, you gotta be open
to meeting people who are different.Copy !req
88. - Don't judge her before you know her.
- Why would I judge her?Copy !req
89. Let's just say
the place where we're going,Copy !req
90. you could say their line of business
is, mmm, a bit shady.Copy !req
91. What do they do, exactly?Copy !req
92. Fito, it's Jimmy!Copy !req
93. - What's up, bro?
- What's up?Copy !req
94. - Not much. I brought my buddy.
- How you doing?Copy !req
95. - Julieta here?
- She's inside, yeah.Copy !req
96. Yeah, 'cause he's, uh...Copy !req
97. He's here for a date. Blind date.Copy !req
98. - Playing Cupid?
- Just being a good Samaritan.Copy !req
99. - Come in.
- All right.Copy !req
100. - Keep it cool, okay?
- Sure.Copy !req
101. Whoa, guys, relax! It's me. Take it easy.Copy !req
102. Put your guns down.Copy !req
103. Back to work.Copy !req
104. And who's this idiot?Copy !req
105. Relax, Monster, he's with me.
He's blind, can't you tell?Copy !req
106. He can't see
that you're taking apart stolen cars.Copy !req
107. Are you stupid, Jimmy?Copy !req
108. I mean, legally acquired cars.Copy !req
109. You're taking apart legally acquired cars.Copy !req
110. - Unbelievable.
- Just get off my case, man.Copy !req
111. Dude, does your friend steal cars?Copy !req
112. Not exactly. She, uh...Copy !req
113. She only steals parts. Why?Copy !req
114. I told you not to judge.Copy !req
115. Look, Monster, this is Alexis.Copy !req
116. I brought him
'cause I... I want him to meet Julieta.Copy !req
117. You know, just kinda like a date.Copy !req
118. A blind date.Copy !req
119. Will you stop
making the same fucking joke?Copy !req
120. Ah, come on, he hadn't heard it yet.Copy !req
121. Okay. What's going on, Jimmy?Copy !req
122. Are you coming back to the business?Copy !req
123. No, I can't.Copy !req
124. Boss, I'm sorry. I made a... a pledge.Copy !req
125. Bullshit!Copy !req
126. Yeah, right. A pledge?Copy !req
127. What about you?Copy !req
128. What are your intentions
with my niece, you asshole? Huh?Copy !req
129. Nothing. I don't even know her.Copy !req
130. Hey, but he's dying to meet her.Copy !req
131. - Hey, come on, man.
- What? It's true.Copy !req
132. Really.Copy !req
133. Julieta.Copy !req
134. Julieta.Copy !req
135. Hey, what's up, Jules?
How's it going?Copy !req
136. This is a friend of mine, Alexis.Copy !req
137. He's new in town. I told him about you,
and of course he wanted to meet you.Copy !req
138. I never said that!Copy !req
139. Take a walk. Show him around, hmm?Copy !req
140. Get to know each other.
Have a laugh, break the ice. Go ahead.Copy !req
141. Hang on. Wait a minute.Copy !req
142. Nothing more than a chat.Copy !req
143. And you, motherfucker,
better not try anything.Copy !req
144. Don't let me down, bro.Copy !req
145. MADRID SHOPPING CENTERCopy !req
146. Hi! I was just about to call you.Copy !req
147. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
148. - Are you coming home?
- No, that's why I was gonna call.Copy !req
149. Remember my car was making a funny noise?Copy !req
150. No, I don't remember.Copy !req
151. Well, yes, it was making a noise.Copy !req
152. Turns out it's the distributor belt.
It's... It's broken.Copy !req
153. - Oh, you don't say.
- Yes!Copy !req
154. Actually, I just arrived
at the, uh, repair shop...Copy !req
155. - Ah!
- ... to see if they can change it.Copy !req
156. Then I guess you're not coming home today.Copy !req
157. I'm not quite sure,
but, um, I'll keep you posted.Copy !req
158. Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. Yeah.Copy !req
159. - All right.
- I love you.Copy !req
160. Love you too.Copy !req
161. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
162. What...Copy !req
163. Ah, it was an accident.Copy !req
164. Complete idiot ran the red light.
You know what they're like.Copy !req
165. Almost like they're trying
to hit pedestrians on purpose, you know?Copy !req
166. But I'm... I'm fine, really.Copy !req
167. Now I'm just in recovery.Copy !req
168. It's really pathetic,
what you're trying to do.Copy !req
169. My profile doesn't say I'm Swedish
and that I have two dicks. Hmm?Copy !req
170. Well, I suppose it's easy
for someone like you to say.Copy !req
171. You should learn
to acknowledge your shortcomings.Copy !req
172. Hmm.Copy !req
173. So, have you been stealing
car parts for a long time?Copy !req
174. Excuse me?Copy !req
175. I didn't get what you said.Copy !req
176. Fuckin' Jimmy.Copy !req
177. Sorry, I can't do this. Sorry.Copy !req
178. Jimmy!Copy !req
179. I'm right here, dude, straight ahead.Copy !req
180. What? Did she send you packing?Copy !req
181. Why'd you bring me here to meet her?Copy !req
182. What? Because I thought...Copy !req
183. What?Copy !req
184. I thought the two of you would hit it off.Copy !req
185. And why'd you think that?Copy !req
186. Because you're both...Copy !req
187. We're both different?Copy !req
188. I was gonna say defective,
but yeah, how you said it is way nicer.Copy !req
189. And you thought two "defective" people
was a good idea?Copy !req
190. I thought I was helping you out.Copy !req
191. - Help us out?
- Yes.Copy !req
192. You both get rejected
for being de... different.Copy !req
193. Don't you get rejected
because you're blind?Copy !req
194. That's not how things work, Jimmy.Copy !req
195. Fine, I didn't know. Sorry.Copy !req
196. So? Was she a total bitch to you?Copy !req
197. No, actually I ditched her.Copy !req
198. How the... And what did I say
about not judging her?Copy !req
199. That was about the car parts stealing,
not that she was...Copy !req
200. What? Has a disability?Copy !req
201. I thought you of all people
would turn a blind eye to it.Copy !req
202. Listen, I know I'm not...Copy !req
203. I know I'm a bit...Copy !req
204. a bit slow,
and I don't know a lot of stuff,Copy !req
205. but one thing I'm sure of?Copy !req
206. It must really suck to be rejected
for something you can't change.Copy !req
207. Sure does.Copy !req
208. There you go.Copy !req
209. Imagine how she must be feeling right now.Copy !req
210. Shit.Copy !req
211. What the hell is that?Copy !req
212. Fucking Chocho!Copy !req
213. Okay.Copy !req
214. I've been through this before.Copy !req
215. I'll put my hand on your head,Copy !req
216. and you'll nod or shake it
when I ask you questions.Copy !req
217. Are you okay with that?Copy !req
218. Did you understand what I just said?Copy !req
219. Do you have an intellectual disability?Copy !req
220. So you can't talk, then?Copy !req
221. Okay.Copy !req
222. I acted like a jerk earlier.Copy !req
223. I've been acting like one for a while,
but it's not because of you. It's just...Copy !req
224. I dunno, I just wish I could be with
someone normal, like a normal person.Copy !req
225. I don't... You're not...Copy !req
226. I don't mean to say you're not normal.Copy !req
227. I'm fucking up all over the place.
I'm such an idiot.Copy !req
228. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
229. I know.Copy !req
230. You see, if someone's got something
that doesn't work, it shouldn't matter.Copy !req
231. But it matters to you.Copy !req
232. Couldn't you have told me earlier
that you could do that with your phone?Copy !req
233. I care that it matters
to other people, you know?Copy !req
234. That's why Jimmy thought
it was a good idea for us to meet,Copy !req
235. because this is
supposed to be what we get,Copy !req
236. but we shouldn't settle for that,
you and me.Copy !req
237. And my friend Charly,
he thinks I don't stand a chance with AzulCopy !req
238. because... she's not disabled,Copy !req
239. and I'm incomplete.Copy !req
240. - You know what I'm saying, right?
- Who is Azul?Copy !req
241. Someone I met. I think I like her.Copy !req
242. - How did you meet her?
- She ran me over.Copy !req
243. How romantic!Copy !req
244. Right?Copy !req
245. Hmm?Copy !req
246. - Hey, what's up?
- It's her!Copy !req
247. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner.
Hope you don't think I was ghosting you.Copy !req
248. I was in the shower when you called,Copy !req
249. and I didn't check messages till now,Copy !req
250. so...Copy !req
251. That's her nervous laughter.Copy !req
252. Anyway, there's an open mic event
for rappers, and I decided to go for it.Copy !req
253. She's going on stage!
She was always too afraid to do that.Copy !req
254. Eight o'clock at the El Underground,Copy !req
255. if you're interested. Ciao.Copy !req
256. It's only 4:00, do you want to wait here?Copy !req
257. What do you want to do?Copy !req
258. Yo, neighbor!Copy !req
259. Maya!Copy !req
260. What's up, neighbor? What's going on?Copy !req
261. How you doing? Have you seen Alexis?Copy !req
262. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
263. Bro, how can you lose a blind dude?
Who's blind now?Copy !req
264. No, it's just that I keep calling
and he's not answering.Copy !req
265. Jimmy left with him this morning,
and I thought you might know something.Copy !req
266. - Jimmy? Hang on a sec.
- Yeah.Copy !req
267. - I'm getting his voice mail.
- I told you.Copy !req
268. He didn't tell you anything?Copy !req
269. All Jimmy said was that he wanted
to introduce someone to Alexis.Copy !req
270. But I don't know who he had in mind.
Do you know anything?Copy !req
271. Yeah, I know where they went. Let's go?Copy !req
272. - All right, coming.
- Okay.Copy !req
273. But I don't want training wheels!Copy !req
274. - No, sweetie. We can't take them off yet.
- But why not?Copy !req
275. Because you're too little.
You're not ready yet.Copy !req
276. I can do it without training wheels.Copy !req
277. This way. Go straight!Copy !req
278. Take the training wheels off!
You're turning him into an idiot!Copy !req
279. Come on!Copy !req
280. Are you sure it's here?Copy !req
281. Yes, I'm sure. What's going on here?Copy !req
282. Hey! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
283. Just one time! I swear.
That was the last time...Copy !req
284. - Do you hear that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
285. - Come on, let's go.
- Okay.Copy !req
286. Hey, but no, no, no, relax.
It's not what you're thinking.Copy !req
287. What happened is that
we dropped the condom before doing it.Copy !req
288. And we spent an hour on all fours
trying to find the stupid thing!Copy !req
289. We should have put a bell on that thing.
It's easier to find.Copy !req
290. No, seriously, people with disabilities
really like to fuck too.Copy !req
291. We're just as horny as you are,Copy !req
292. we just don't necessarily wanna
fuck each other.Copy !req
293. We just have to break
certain little prejudices.Copy !req
294. Look at my eyes.Copy !req
295. They're blind because I was stuck
in a fucking orgasm!Copy !req
296. - Yeah!
- You've been the best!Copy !req
297. My name is Alexis!Copy !req
298. Thank you and have a good afternoon!Copy !req
299. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
300. No, relax! Don't worry.
They're friends of mine.Copy !req
301. Jesus!
That scared the shit out of me!Copy !req
302. Why do you insist on working
where there's people that wanna kill us?Copy !req
303. Also, why did you give a show without me
if I'm your manager?Copy !req
304. This was just a public rehearsal.
My debut will be at Chocho's bar.Copy !req
305. Ah, speaking of which.Copy !req
306. Maya, show him.Copy !req
307. Look what I found.Copy !req
308. - I forgot my glasses, dude.
- Funny.Copy !req
309. It's a poster I found
outside of Chocho's bar.Copy !req
310. Read what it says, Jimmy.Copy !req
311. Oh. It's just that
I can't read it all in one shot.Copy !req
312. - How about you?
- Fine, I'll ready it.Copy !req
313. "Comedy contest!
Grand prize, 25,000 pesos."Copy !req
314. - He stole our idea?
- Damn right, he stole our idea.Copy !req
315. There's more. It says,
"Blind people not allowed."Copy !req
316. - What?
- Yeah! This is pure provocation.Copy !req
317. That fucking Chocho is a serious asshole!Copy !req
318. We have to call him out
and force him to let you participate.Copy !req
319. - Right!
- Yeah.Copy !req
320. For sure, we're going to do that.Copy !req
321. But I gotta do something first.
What time is it?Copy !req
322. Almost 7:00, why?Copy !req
323. Do you know El Underground?Copy !req
324. - The club?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
325. - Lalo works there.
- Yeah.Copy !req
326. The mechanic was expecting the part today,
but the retailer didn't have it in stock.Copy !req
327. Really?Copy !req
328. He promised he'd have it today,
but he didn't.Copy !req
329. And, well, I think I'm going to stay here
a couple more days.Copy !req
330. At least until the garage
receives the part.Copy !req
331. You can't keep doing this, Yuyo.Copy !req
332. You have to take
the training wheels off, hmm?Copy !req
333. Lalo introduces the rappers?Copy !req
334. Yes. He had this job before the accident,Copy !req
335. and they couldn't bring themselves
to fire him after that.Copy !req
336. When you say accident, you mean the timeCopy !req
337. he accidentally got his drugs mixed up
with construction materials, right?Copy !req
338. He's not that bad.
You can hardly tell. You'll see.Copy !req
339. Do you see Azul?Copy !req
340. I can't see Azul or anybody else.
It's so dark in here.Copy !req
341. Oh, you made it! Uh, how's it going?Copy !req
342. - Yeah we made it! How are you?
- Yes.Copy !req
343. I'm fine. Um, I'm fine.
Really fucking excellent.Copy !req
344. You got stage fright?Copy !req
345. A bit, yeah. I was just leaving.Copy !req
346. You can't do that.Copy !req
347. You've got four people
who paid for tickets to hear you.Copy !req
348. I'm not sure if they're still with me,
but these are my friends.Copy !req
349. Hey. Uh, you I met before, right?Copy !req
350. Yeah, but I didn't have
all my senses. Sorry.Copy !req
351. When she met me, I only had four senses.Copy !req
352. What's with her laughing?Copy !req
353. That's a tic.
It's like when I rock back and forth.Copy !req
354. Anyway, have you guys been here before?Copy !req
355. Yeah, the announcer is a friend of ours.Copy !req
356. He mugged us a few days back,
but we're friends now.Copy !req
357. Yeah, and I ran over Alexis.Copy !req
358. Are you nervous?Copy !req
359. Super nervous, actually.Copy !req
360. Girl, don't be! It's not a competition.Copy !req
361. Just get up there and have fun.Copy !req
362. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
363. It'll be great.Copy !req
364. You can do it.Copy !req
365. You really think so?Copy !req
366. - Of course!
- Sure!Copy !req
367. All right. Come with me, sign me up.Copy !req
368. - Let's go, let's go!
- Mmm!Copy !req
369. This guy isn't that hot.
You'll be way better.Copy !req
370. Oh yeah, by the way,
I really liked your message.Copy !req
371. It was very... inspirational.Copy !req
372. Really?Copy !req
373. It was really badass when you saidCopy !req
374. "They say we can't do it,
but we'll show them!" and all that.Copy !req
375. Pretty good stuff.Copy !req
376. Sorry for coming up to you like this. Um...Copy !req
377. Thing is, they gave me this shit.Copy !req
378. Have you tried it? It's called Candy Flip.Copy !req
379. No. You want me to party with you?Copy !req
380. What? No.Copy !req
381. Um, don't get the wrong idea.Copy !req
382. My friend over there said
that if I, uh... if I take this shit,Copy !req
383. I could end up, uh...Copy !req
384. You know, like you.Copy !req
385. And it scared me.Copy !req
386. Oh, I'm sorry. It's just...
I space out sometimes.Copy !req
387. That shit had long-term effects on me, so...Copy !req
388. Actually, before I ended up like this,
it was the last thing I took.Copy !req
389. But I heard there's a way you can use it
without the nasty consequence.Copy !req
390. How?Copy !req
391. You need to get a little strawCopy !req
392. and you put the powder in one end.Copy !req
393. Then you ask someone to...Copy !req
394. blow it up your ass real hard.Copy !req
395. You get the same effects,
but without the consequences.Copy !req
396. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
397. It's really dope.Copy !req
398. Huh. Thanks, dude.Copy !req
399. What an asshole.Copy !req
400. You're Azul, right?Copy !req
401. - Yeah.
- You're up next.Copy !req
402. You're next. Are you ready?
It's your moment.Copy !req
403. Let's see. Here we go.Copy !req
404. - All right, let's warm up a little.
- Here.Copy !req
405. You got shots?Copy !req
406. - Okay. This is for you.
- Am I gonna go blind?Copy !req
407. - Got you there!
- Very funny. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
408. - Cheers!
- Yeah.Copy !req
409. A big... roundCopy !req
410. of... applause for Azul!Copy !req
411. I'm going. Whoo!Copy !req
412. Azul! Azul! Azul!Copy !req
413. No, no, hell no, I can't do this.Copy !req
414. What?Copy !req
415. - Why not?
- I'm gonna start laughing.Copy !req
416. Rap about things that rhyme with "ha."Copy !req
417. See? I fixed you again.Copy !req
418. No, I'll make a fool of myself.
Let's just leave.Copy !req
419. Wait, wait.Copy !req
420. Come here, listen.Copy !req
421. Your laughter is
my favorite sound in the city.Copy !req
422. You won't make a fool of yourself.
I promise.Copy !req
423. Hmm.Copy !req
424. - Come on.
- Yeah?Copy !req
425. Nice!Copy !req
426. Go on.Copy !req
427. - Hurry. Come on.
- Yeah!Copy !req
428. - You can do it.
- You can do it!Copy !req
429. Go, go, go!Copy !req
430. Let's hear it! Come on!Copy !req
431. Azul!Copy !req
432. There! There she is!Copy !req
433. - All right! Come on!
- Play it, girl!Copy !req
434. Come on!Copy !req
435. People build their world through images.Copy !req
436. I build mine based on what I hear.Copy !req
437. Sounds that travel in space and in time.Copy !req
438. Sounds that help me.Copy !req
439. Sounds that confuse me.Copy !req
440. Sounds I love.Copy !req
441. It's frustrating
not knowing what's happening.Copy !req
442. It might've been better for me
without so many people around.Copy !req
443. You may fall in love with what you see.Copy !req
444. I fall in love with what I hear.Copy !req
445. Azul! Azul!Copy !req
446. - Listen...
- Huh?Copy !req
447. - You know what I told you this morning?
- What did you say?Copy !req
448. We were talking about standards.
Well, I was wrong, okay?Copy !req
449. Nobody is too good for you, Alexis.Copy !req
450. There she is.Copy !req
451. Way to go, girl!Copy !req
452. Holy shit, I did it!Copy !req
453. And I didn't laugh a single time!Copy !req
454. I know! Although I kinda missed it.Copy !req
455. - Seriously?
- Yes, a lot.Copy !req
456. Azul!Copy !req
457. Killer? What are you doing here?Copy !req
458. It's a rapper's club, isn't it?Copy !req
459. And I'm a rapper. I heard your name.Copy !req
460. Killer? Who's Killer?Copy !req
461. Uh...Copy !req
462. Killer Boy, this is Alexis.Copy !req
463. Alexis, this is Killer Boy,Copy !req
464. my very recent ex-boyfriend.Copy !req