Nothing to See Here 1x3

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Alejandro Calva as Yuyo • Sebastián Esquivel as Alexis (niño) • Paola Fernández as Azul • Raúl Villegas as Lalo • Alfonso Borbolla as Chocho

Alexis regains consciousness at a veterinary clinic — and he's instantly smitten. Charly comes up with a grand gesture to sway Alexis into staying.

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1. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe, catch a tiger by the toe.

2. If he hollers, let him go. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe.

3. - You can't play, Alexis. - Why not?

4. We already explained why.

5. You explained to me why I couldn't ride a bike with you guys,

6. but this is completely different.

7. It's the same thing.

8. You want to play hide and seek, right?

9. And how do you play hide and seek?

10. You cover your eyes and count while the others go hide.

11. Then you go look for them.

12. For half the game, you don't need to see. I can play until then.

13. That's as valid an argument as any.

14. But you can't play the other half. Every time you play with us, you get hurt.

15. And the rest of us end up getting in trouble.

16. You can't be our friend, Alexis.

17. You have to find other blind kids to play with.

18. I won't get hurt this time, I promise.

19. I'll count and you guys go hide.

20. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

21. Ready?

22. Ready?

23. Ready?

24. NOTHING TO SEE HERE

25. Really, I'm sorry. I didn't see you.

26. Me neither, I crossed the street without looking both ways.

27. How is Taquito?

28. Taquito? Taquito? Well, he's fine. He's getting treatment right next us.

29. You brought me to a vet clinic?

30. The hospital would've asked questions.

31. Like "Were you trying to commit a blind-a-cide?" for example?

32. For example.

33. Anyway, Ernesto is my uncle, and he's very professional.

34. Who's Ernesto?

35. That would be me.

36. Well, it doesn't matter.

37. Anyway, he's good to go. I'm going to check on the other one.

38. Oh, Ernesto! I walked out on a date for this dog,

39. and he's deader than my ex-husband.

40. Your date would have ended the same way.

41. I had my date checked out at the cardiologist three days ago.

42. Thank god for that.

43. He was going to be a healthy date.

44. So, you're saying you came all the way from Querétaro with your friend,

45. who has cerebral palsy,

46. to be a comedian?

47. We don't have to get on stage to get a laugh. We're the joke.

48. But it's all worth it just to see this, isn't it?

49. Shit.

50. - What? - Nothing.

51. Is something wrong?

52. Yes. I... I mean no.

53. Yeah. It's wrong that it's funny.

54. Well, if he were Deaf, I could see a future.

55. But he's blind.

56. Won't be long before your niece's problem becomes obvious.

57. I guess.

58. I have this... condition that causes me to laugh when I shouldn't.

59. Especially when I'm nervous.

60. You're joking, right?

61. And when something's funny, I never laugh.

62. But with you, it's the other way around. I'm laughing when I'm supposed to.

63. Technically I'm straightening you out.

64. - See? - No, I'm still blind.

65. I'm not joking, it's for real.

66. I've had this since I was little.

67. I like the way you laugh.

68. And my voice.

69. You said that you liked my voice.

70. Why'd you say I have the voice of a good person?

71. Aren't you a good person?

72. Well, people think otherwise because of how I look.

73. I have no idea how you look, but I know what you sound like,

74. and you sound like a good person.

75. Hmm.

76. That's enough.

77. Do you love your dog a lot? Are the two of you...

78. He's not my dog. He's the reason you ran me over.

79. - He's not your dog? - Mm-mmm.

80. He's not your dog. That's hilarious.

81. Why are you so happy he's not my dog? You want him?

82. Taquito? Well, first we're gonna have to see if he pulls through.

83. Did you hit him very hard?

84. No, but you know, with dogs it's very hard to tell.

85. It doesn't take much. They're very fragile.

86. Well, if Taquito survives, we can share custody. That a deal?

87. Yeah, it's a deal.

88. - Son! Son! - Dad?

89. - You got hit by a car! Are you all right? - Hey, hey, hey...

90. What are you doing here? What are you doing in Mexico City?

91. How did you know where I was?

92. How'd I know where you were? Charly.

93. What did I do?

94. And I... I told you I was coming to Mexico City for a conference.

95. Uh, no, you didn't.

96. I didn't?

97. And who are you?

98. Azul, nice to meet you.

99. What is my son doing at a veterinary clinic?

100. You're the driver?

101. It was the dog's fault, Dad. She rescued me.

102. Where's the dog? Did they euthanize him?

103. Oh, Dad.

104. It's a miracle!

105. It's a miracle!

106. I suppose that we'll have to share custody after all.

107. That cat's looking at me funny.

108. Listen, son, I knew it. I just knew it!

109. It hasn't been a week, and you've already been hit by a car!

110. Good thing I was at the conference. We're going back home right now.

111. You didn't come here for a conference, you came to spy on me!

112. Wanna see the invitation?

113. You never leave Querétaro. You hate going away.

114. Okay, whatever.

115. It was a last-minute thing, and I accepted the invitation

116. because I needed an excuse to come see you.

117. Sue me for being a good father.

118. Okay, you saw me.

119. I told you I wanted to do this alone. You gotta respect that!

120. You saw me, you can go now. I don't need your help.

121. Okay, very well. I'm driving back home tomorrow.

122. - Now I'll take you back to yours. - No thanks. Azul's driving us.

123. Me?

124. Why did you call my dad?

125. I didn't call your dad.

126. I didn't even remember taking out my phone.

127. To be honest, I don't know how I got in the car.

128. Where's your car?

129. What car? What...

130. Oh, the car.

131. No, it won't start. The battery died.

132. I don't get why he came to spy on me.

133. Shut up. Didn't you say you wanted to go back home anyway?

134. You want to go back?

135. This city is so big. I thought it would be easier.

136. I hate to admit it, but my father is right.

137. Hmm.

138. I wanna be a rapper.

139. A what?

140. I wanna be a rapper.

141. Do you laugh when you're rapping?

142. I don't know. I've never... I've never even been on-stage.

143. But listen, this city isn't easy for anyone.

144. It's pretty shitty at first, but it's kinda like...

145. It's like when you start a jigsaw puzzle.

146. At first you don't know where to begin.

147. But once you find the first couple of pieces,

148. everything gets easier.

149. You just have to find your two starter pieces.

150. - I wanna say goodbye to Azul. Yeah. - Okay.

151. The gentleman wants to say goodbye.

152. - Right here, bro. - Wait over there, hmm?

153. Mmm...

154. I know that... that shared custody of Taquito wasn't for real,

155. but would you like to go out with me someday?

156. Is that your normal laugh or the other one?

157. You're gonna have to learn to tell them apart.

158. Here. Uh, sorry.

159. That's yours. There.

160. - Your cellphone. - Oh, my cellphone.

161. I sent your buddy the location and I put in my number.

162. If you decide to stay, call me.

163. Maybe we can be friends or something.

164. Or we can get a dog together.

165. See ya around.

166. Bye! See ya!

167. And that, my dear followers,

168. is a perfect example of love at first sound.

169. Yeah!

170. No, Taquito, go away!

171. GUIDED TOURS

172. No, move!

173. Taquito, go away! God...

174. What is it?

175. I don't know, it's an envelope.

176. Oh, your father brought us some money.

177. My father?

178. Yeah, with a note that says,

179. "Boys, I'm going back to Querétaro in a couple of hours. I'm truly sorry."

180. "This money is only for emergencies."

181. "P.S., don't get mad, Alexis. It's only for emergencies."

182. Does that make you mad?

183. Absolutely not.

184. What the...

185. - Your father? - It's possible.

186. Holy shit! It's the dude who mugged us the other day!

187. No fucking way!

188. I...

189. I...

190. You... You... You... You're here to mug us again?

191. Gonna discriminate against me again?

192. I...

193. He is very sorry. Isn't that what you're trying to say, Lalo?

194. You're very sorry. Right, Lalo?

195. - Uh, yes. - Hmm!

196. What's up? I'm Maya.

197. Nice to meet you.

198. Yo, give it back. The wallet.

199. - Thank you. - All right.

200. Your integrity token.

201. Oh, yeah.

202. It hurts me more than it hurts you, Lalo.

203. Lalito is harmless.

204. Though he's lost certain abilities, right?

205. It's that glue he shouldn't have been sniffing.

206. It kinda played with his mind.

207. He kinda lost his mojo, his spark.

208. Lost...

209. - And sometimes he misses it. - Mugging people? He miss that too?

210. He saw you guys, thought to himself, "Easy targets. No sweat.

211. - Thanks for the compliment. - He can't mug most people.

212. Nor should he. But that was just a relapse, right?

213. "One day at a time." Yes, sir.

214. That's our motto. "One day at a time."

215. Lemme explain.

216. We rely on each other to keep us out of trouble so we don't steal.

217. And I saw it all, the whole thing, from my rooftop.

218. And then I realized you guys live right next door.

219. Really, Lalo! Couldn't you have gone a few blocks away, you doof?

220. - Hello? - Hi.

221. How are you? How's the conference?

222. Oh, the conference. Fine, yes, it's fine.

223. Are you on your way back?

224. No, it was the guilt. That's what did it. I knew I shouldn't have robbed that store.

225. This voice in my head. "Don't do it, Jimmy. It's wrong, Jimmy."

226. What's Jimmy do? Screws up.

227. I put the gun in my pocket, and boom!

228. - No! - Bullet in the foot.

229. - Your foot? - My foot.

230. Sure thing. That was my, uh... What do you call it?

231. Your red flag.

232. Red flag.

233. - And I joined the group with Maya. - Mmm.

234. How many are you now?

235. Well, now that we've got Jimmy,

236. we're three.

237. Three. Lalo was the first one.

238. It's just the three of you?

239. Hey, we're not that many, but we're thick as thieves.

240. So, what about you guys? What's your story?

241. - What's our story? - Yeah, what's our story?

242. That's a good question.

243. We came here because I wanted to become a comedian.

244. That was the plan, but I have no idea where to start.

245. This city is huge, and...

246. Maybe we should pack up and leave.

247. No, no, no, no, no! Listen, I have an idea.

248. Maybe this'll change your mind.

249. Come with me.

250. Where are we going?

251. Relax, bro. You'll find out in due time.

252. All in due time, bro.

253. Not again. The battery's low.

254. - You guys push. - What push?

255. I ain't pushing. The rubber at the bottom of my crutches is worn out.

256. I can't. Got pain in my back. Ow.

257. Ever see a blind guy pushing a car?

258. All right, Maya. It's all up to you.

259. Hey dude, I ain't pushing shit.

260. Especially not a car with four slackers sitting in it.

261. Dunno where this guy's going, but it better be worth it!

262. - Turn on the engine and gear up. - Okay.

263. Go, go, go!

264. Now, now, now! Now! Now!

265. Hey! Hey, wait! Wait for us!

266. Hey!

267. LATINO INSURANCE COMPANY

268. Bro, listen.

269. I don't mean to question your motives, but, especially since we're already here,

270. what are we doing on an observation deck with Alexis?

271. Just play along with me, okay? You'll get it in a minute, I promise you.

272. I'm coming.

273. - Yeah, wait and see what happens. - Here. Hold onto me.

274. Hey, what is this place?

275. Well, what does this place feel like?

276. Cold.

277. Look.

278. Check this out.

279. You see it?

280. Seriously?

281. I don't mean see it, I mean imagine it.

282. You see it now?

283. A myriad of lights, all over the place.

284. This city isn't just big, it stretches to infinity.

285. Yes. They're like fireflies, Alexis.

286. All those lights, sprinkled throughout the whole city.

287. There are cars lined up beyond the horizon.

288. They're like the bloodstream that keeps this monster alive.

289. E... En...

290. - Enormous? - Uh-huh.

291. It looks enormous, but not so much when you see it from up here.

292. You see it?

293. Yes. Yeah, I'm starting to see it.

294. Yes, yes, I'm starting to see it.

295. There are millions of possibilities for where to begin.

296. And you only have to pick one.

297. I know.

298. - I know where I want to begin. - Where?

299. The bar I was fired from, did they have a stage?

300. Yeah, they had a stage, but no audience.

301. That's where I want to start.

302. Can we please pick a bar where they don't want to kill us?

303. Lalo works at a bar.

304. Oh, yeah, but it's not really a comedy venue.

305. The other one could work as a venue, but it's hideous.

306. - It has to be that one. - Come on, why that one?

307. As your manager, it is my duty to tell you

308. that of all the possible places for your debut,

309. you've just picked the worst possible one.

310. That's the one I want.

311. You're not as big as you think, you damn city! I'm gonna conquer you!

312. I'm pointing the wrong way.

313. Y'all sure have a lot of balls, showing your faces here again.

314. Sorry, Mr. Chocho.

315. I know we got off on the wrong foot, but the star has something to say.

316. The star?

317. The star what?

318. Hey, I'm not a star yet. We shouldn't be so cocky.

319. Lower the bar a bit.

320. Yeah, yeah, don't worry. But first you have to apologize.

321. First, you guys pay for everything he broke,

322. or I'm throwing you out.

323. We can start with that, but first listen to what the star has to say to you.

324. You haven't told me what makes him a star yet.

325. I want to tell jokes.

326. To who? Me? What's he talking about?

327. You know about serving drinks, we know about marketing strategy.

328. If what we propose doesn't have the effect of increasing your profits, throw us out.

329. What do you think?

330. You know what's hilarious?

331. A blind guy talking about jokes and a cripple talking about profits.

332. Let's have a stand-up contest. The winner gets 25,000 pesos.

333. There's the registration fee and admission. You keep half.

334. What do you say?

335. You want me to let you on my stage and tell jokes?

336. I'm good at it.

337. That's why you're a star?

338. Well, not yet, but I have to start somewhere.

339. That stage is only for drunks who wanna sing.

340. - You can't get on it. - Why not?

341. You really need me to explain why?

342. What happens if you fall off? Who's responsible? That'd be me.

343. Don't worry about that. I'm vouching for him.

344. Now, that's a good one. You got talent.

345. Now, listen up. I've no intention of changing my karaoke night

346. for a stupid comedy contest.

347. It's the worst idea I've ever heard.

348. Now get outta here before I get mad and kick you out the hard way!

349. Go on, out!

350. - What was that? That sound? - Out, out!

351. You wouldn't know a good business plan if it bit you in the ass!

352. I can't believe how short-sighted Chocho is.

353. It really is a great idea,

354. and if he doesn't want to do it, we can take it somewhere else.

355. Mm-mmm. We're doing it here.

356. Didn't you smell that place? It reeks of smoke.

357. It's a great concept. Let's take it somewhere else.

358. - It has to be here. - Why does it have to be here?

359. - Because it just has to. - But why?

360. He wants to treat me like an invalid!

361. Oh, remember what happened when he didn't?

362. But this time, I won't try fooling anyone.

363. Whatever. Let's try another bar.

364. And if it doesn't smell like a gas station restroom,

365. I'll be eternally grateful.

366. It's not about the place. Don't you get it?

367. - It's about sending a message. - A message?

368. People need to start seeing us differently.

369. How do you think they're gonna see us at the next bar,

370. and the one after that and the one after that?

371. They'll always see us the same way, Alexis.

372. Not if we can change it.

373. We have to change things one person at a time.

374. And I want Chocho to be the first.

375. Listen, bro, if you want us to rough him up a bit, just say the word.

376. Yeah, don't forget, we make exceptions when it comes to good causes, okay?

377. We're not roughing anyone up.

378. Wh...

379. Wh... Why don't we a... a...

380. Hey, bro, I know we're not much, but you got a family with us, all right?

381. We're not that many, but we're thick as thieves.

382. Why don't we burn the place down? Yes!

383. Wicked!

384. - Did he just speak without stuttering? - Yeah.

385. I'm gonna stay here. I'm not going back.

386. I know what to do to become a comedian. I found a place.

387. It's a place where they don't want me to take the stage,

388. but that's exactly what I'll do.

389. They say we can't do it, but I'll show 'em.

390. Maybe you and I can be friends.

391. I'm not going anywhere.

392. Or maybe we can get a dog.

393. Oh, by the way, it's Alexis. Remember me?

394. You hit me with your car.

395. Well done! That was smooth, dog.

396. Where's the dog?

397. Yeah, this city is like a giant jigsaw puzzle.

398. Each piece on its own is imperfect.

399. A small, unfinished object searching for its counterpart ...

400. to fill the voids and make something great.

401. What's up?

402. Whoa, hey!

403. That's how the pieces fit together.

404. You just have to find the first two.

405. And... I think I just found mine.