1. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe,
catch a tiger by the toe.Copy !req
2. If he hollers, let him go.
Eenie, meenie, miney, moe.Copy !req
3. - You can't play, Alexis.
- Why not?Copy !req
4. We already explained why.Copy !req
5. You explained to me
why I couldn't ride a bike with you guys,Copy !req
6. but this is completely different.Copy !req
7. It's the same thing.Copy !req
8. You want to play hide and seek, right?Copy !req
9. And how do you play hide and seek?Copy !req
10. You cover your eyes
and count while the others go hide.Copy !req
11. Then you go look for them.Copy !req
12. For half the game, you don't need to see.
I can play until then.Copy !req
13. That's as valid an argument as any.Copy !req
14. But you can't play the other half.
Every time you play with us, you get hurt.Copy !req
15. And the rest of us
end up getting in trouble.Copy !req
16. You can't be our friend, Alexis.Copy !req
17. You have to find
other blind kids to play with.Copy !req
18. I won't get hurt this time, I promise.Copy !req
19. I'll count and you guys go hide.Copy !req
20. One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Copy !req
21. Ready?Copy !req
22. Ready?Copy !req
23. Ready?Copy !req
24. Really, I'm sorry. I didn't see you.Copy !req
25. Me neither, I crossed the street
without looking both ways.Copy !req
26. How is Taquito?Copy !req
27. Taquito? Taquito? Well, he's fine.
He's getting treatment right next us.Copy !req
28. You brought me to a vet clinic?Copy !req
29. The hospital would've asked questions.Copy !req
30. Like "Were you trying to commit
a blind-a-cide?" for example?Copy !req
31. For example.Copy !req
32. Anyway, Ernesto is my uncle,
and he's very professional.Copy !req
33. Who's Ernesto?Copy !req
34. That would be me.Copy !req
35. Well, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
36. Anyway, he's good to go.
I'm going to check on the other one.Copy !req
37. Oh, Ernesto!
I walked out on a date for this dog,Copy !req
38. and he's deader than my ex-husband.Copy !req
39. Your date would have ended the same way.Copy !req
40. I had my date checked out
at the cardiologist three days ago.Copy !req
41. Thank god for that.Copy !req
42. He was going to be a healthy date.Copy !req
43. So, you're saying you came all the way
from Querétaro with your friend,Copy !req
44. who has cerebral palsy,Copy !req
45. to be a comedian?Copy !req
46. We don't have to get on stage
to get a laugh. We're the joke.Copy !req
47. But it's all worth it
just to see this, isn't it?Copy !req
48. Shit.Copy !req
49. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
50. Is something wrong?Copy !req
51. Yes. I... I mean no.Copy !req
52. Yeah. It's wrong that it's funny.Copy !req
53. Well, if he were Deaf,
I could see a future.Copy !req
54. But he's blind.Copy !req
55. Won't be long before your niece's problem
becomes obvious.Copy !req
56. I guess.Copy !req
57. I have this... condition
that causes me to laugh when I shouldn't.Copy !req
58. Especially when I'm nervous.Copy !req
59. You're joking, right?Copy !req
60. And when something's funny, I never laugh.Copy !req
61. But with you, it's the other way around.
I'm laughing when I'm supposed to.Copy !req
62. Technically I'm straightening you out.Copy !req
63. - See?
- No, I'm still blind.Copy !req
64. I'm not joking, it's for real.Copy !req
65. I've had this since I was little.Copy !req
66. I like the way you laugh.Copy !req
67. And my voice.Copy !req
68. You said that you liked my voice.Copy !req
69. Why'd you say I have
the voice of a good person?Copy !req
70. Aren't you a good person?Copy !req
71. Well, people think otherwise
because of how I look.Copy !req
72. I have no idea how you look,
but I know what you sound like,Copy !req
73. and you sound like a good person.Copy !req
74. Hmm.Copy !req
75. That's enough.Copy !req
76. Do you love your dog a lot?
Are the two of you...Copy !req
77. He's not my dog.
He's the reason you ran me over.Copy !req
78. - He's not your dog?
- Mm-mmm.Copy !req
79. He's not your dog. That's hilarious.Copy !req
80. Why are you so happy he's not my dog?
You want him?Copy !req
81. Taquito? Well, first we're gonna
have to see if he pulls through.Copy !req
82. Did you hit him very hard?Copy !req
83. No, but you know,
with dogs it's very hard to tell.Copy !req
84. It doesn't take much.
They're very fragile.Copy !req
85. Well, if Taquito survives,
we can share custody. That a deal?Copy !req
86. Yeah, it's a deal.Copy !req
87. - Son! Son!
- Dad?Copy !req
88. - You got hit by a car! Are you all right?
- Hey, hey, hey...Copy !req
89. What are you doing here?
What are you doing in Mexico City?Copy !req
90. How did you know where I was?Copy !req
91. How'd I know where you were? Charly.Copy !req
92. What did I do?Copy !req
93. And I... I told you I was coming
to Mexico City for a conference.Copy !req
94. Uh, no, you didn't.Copy !req
95. I didn't?Copy !req
96. And who are you?Copy !req
97. Azul, nice to meet you.Copy !req
98. What is my son doing
at a veterinary clinic?Copy !req
99. You're the driver?Copy !req
100. It was the dog's fault, Dad.
She rescued me.Copy !req
101. Where's the dog?
Did they euthanize him?Copy !req
102. Oh, Dad.Copy !req
103. It's a miracle!Copy !req
104. It's a miracle!Copy !req
105. I suppose that we'll have to
share custody after all.Copy !req
106. That cat's looking at me funny.Copy !req
107. Listen, son, I knew it. I just knew it!Copy !req
108. It hasn't been a week,
and you've already been hit by a car!Copy !req
109. Good thing I was at the conference.
We're going back home right now.Copy !req
110. You didn't come here for a conference,
you came to spy on me!Copy !req
111. Wanna see the invitation?Copy !req
112. You never leave Querétaro.
You hate going away.Copy !req
113. Okay, whatever.Copy !req
114. It was a last-minute thing,
and I accepted the invitationCopy !req
115. because I needed an excuse
to come see you.Copy !req
116. Sue me for being a good father.Copy !req
117. Okay, you saw me.Copy !req
118. I told you I wanted to do this alone.
You gotta respect that!Copy !req
119. You saw me, you can go now.
I don't need your help.Copy !req
120. Okay, very well.
I'm driving back home tomorrow.Copy !req
121. - Now I'll take you back to yours.
- No thanks. Azul's driving us.Copy !req
122. Me?Copy !req
123. Why did you call my dad?Copy !req
124. I didn't call your dad.Copy !req
125. I didn't even remember
taking out my phone.Copy !req
126. To be honest,
I don't know how I got in the car.Copy !req
127. Where's your car?Copy !req
128. What car? What...Copy !req
129. Oh, the car.Copy !req
130. No, it won't start. The battery died.Copy !req
131. I don't get why he came to spy on me.Copy !req
132. Shut up. Didn't you say
you wanted to go back home anyway?Copy !req
133. You want to go back?Copy !req
134. This city is so big.
I thought it would be easier.Copy !req
135. I hate to admit it,
but my father is right.Copy !req
136. Hmm.Copy !req
137. I wanna be a rapper.Copy !req
138. A what?Copy !req
139. I wanna be a rapper.Copy !req
140. Do you laugh when you're rapping?Copy !req
141. I don't know. I've never...
I've never even been on-stage.Copy !req
142. But listen,
this city isn't easy for anyone.Copy !req
143. It's pretty shitty at first,
but it's kinda like...Copy !req
144. It's like when you start a jigsaw puzzle.Copy !req
145. At first you don't know where to begin.Copy !req
146. But once you find
the first couple of pieces,Copy !req
147. everything gets easier.Copy !req
148. You just have to find
your two starter pieces.Copy !req
149. - I wanna say goodbye to Azul. Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
150. The gentleman wants to say goodbye.Copy !req
151. - Right here, bro.
- Wait over there, hmm?Copy !req
152. Mmm...Copy !req
153. I know that... that shared custody
of Taquito wasn't for real,Copy !req
154. but would you like
to go out with me someday?Copy !req
155. Is that your normal laugh
or the other one?Copy !req
156. You're gonna have to learn
to tell them apart.Copy !req
157. Here. Uh, sorry.Copy !req
158. That's yours. There.Copy !req
159. - Your cellphone.
- Oh, my cellphone.Copy !req
160. I sent your buddy the location
and I put in my number.Copy !req
161. If you decide to stay, call me.Copy !req
162. Maybe we can be friends or something.Copy !req
163. Or we can get a dog together.Copy !req
164. See ya around.Copy !req
165. Bye! See ya!Copy !req
166. And that, my dear followers,Copy !req
167. is a perfect example
of love at first sound.Copy !req
168. Yeah!Copy !req
169. No, Taquito, go away!Copy !req
170. No, move!Copy !req
171. Taquito, go away! God...Copy !req
172. What is it?Copy !req
173. I don't know, it's an envelope.Copy !req
174. Oh, your father brought us some money.Copy !req
175. My father?Copy !req
176. Yeah, with a note that says,Copy !req
177. "Boys, I'm going back to Querétaro
in a couple of hours. I'm truly sorry."Copy !req
178. "This money is only for emergencies."Copy !req
179. "P.S., don't get mad, Alexis.
It's only for emergencies."Copy !req
180. Does that make you mad?Copy !req
181. Absolutely not.Copy !req
182. What the...Copy !req
183. - Your father?
- It's possible.Copy !req
184. Holy shit!
It's the dude who mugged us the other day!Copy !req
185. No fucking way!Copy !req
186. I...Copy !req
187. I...Copy !req
188. You... You... You...
You're here to mug us again?Copy !req
189. Gonna discriminate against me again?Copy !req
190. I...Copy !req
191. He is very sorry. Isn't that
what you're trying to say, Lalo?Copy !req
192. You're very sorry. Right, Lalo?Copy !req
193. - Uh, yes.
- Hmm!Copy !req
194. What's up? I'm Maya.Copy !req
195. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
196. Yo, give it back. The wallet.Copy !req
197. - Thank you.
- All right.Copy !req
198. Your integrity token.Copy !req
199. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
200. It hurts me more than it hurts you, Lalo.Copy !req
201. Lalito is harmless.Copy !req
202. Though he's lost certain abilities, right?Copy !req
203. It's that glue
he shouldn't have been sniffing.Copy !req
204. It kinda played with his mind.Copy !req
205. He kinda lost his mojo, his spark.Copy !req
206. Lost...Copy !req
207. - And sometimes he misses it.
- Mugging people? He miss that too?Copy !req
208. He saw you guys, thought to himself,
"Easy targets. No sweat.Copy !req
209. - Thanks for the compliment.
- He can't mug most people.Copy !req
210. Nor should he.
But that was just a relapse, right?Copy !req
211. "One day at a time." Yes, sir.Copy !req
212. That's our motto. "One day at a time."Copy !req
213. Lemme explain.Copy !req
214. We rely on each other to keep us
out of trouble so we don't steal.Copy !req
215. And I saw it all,
the whole thing, from my rooftop.Copy !req
216. And then I realized
you guys live right next door.Copy !req
217. Really, Lalo! Couldn't you have gone
a few blocks away, you doof?Copy !req
218. - Hello?
- Hi.Copy !req
219. How are you? How's the conference?Copy !req
220. Oh, the conference. Fine, yes, it's fine.Copy !req
221. Are you on your way back?Copy !req
222. No, it was the guilt. That's what did it.
I knew I shouldn't have robbed that store.Copy !req
223. This voice in my head.
"Don't do it, Jimmy. It's wrong, Jimmy."Copy !req
224. What's Jimmy do? Screws up.Copy !req
225. I put the gun in my pocket, and boom!Copy !req
226. - No!
- Bullet in the foot.Copy !req
227. - Your foot?
- My foot.Copy !req
228. Sure thing. That was my, uh...
What do you call it?Copy !req
229. Your red flag.Copy !req
230. Red flag.Copy !req
231. - And I joined the group with Maya.
- Mmm.Copy !req
232. How many are you now?Copy !req
233. Well, now that we've got Jimmy,Copy !req
234. we're three.Copy !req
235. Three. Lalo was the first one.Copy !req
236. It's just the three of you?Copy !req
237. Hey, we're not that many,
but we're thick as thieves.Copy !req
238. So, what about you guys?
What's your story?Copy !req
239. - What's our story?
- Yeah, what's our story?Copy !req
240. That's a good question.Copy !req
241. We came here
because I wanted to become a comedian.Copy !req
242. That was the plan,
but I have no idea where to start.Copy !req
243. This city is huge, and...Copy !req
244. Maybe we should pack up and leave.Copy !req
245. No, no, no, no, no!
Listen, I have an idea.Copy !req
246. Maybe this'll change your mind.Copy !req
247. Come with me.Copy !req
248. Where are we going?Copy !req
249. Relax, bro. You'll find out in due time.Copy !req
250. All in due time, bro.Copy !req
251. Not again. The battery's low.Copy !req
252. - You guys push.
- What push?Copy !req
253. I ain't pushing. The rubber at the bottom
of my crutches is worn out.Copy !req
254. I can't.
Got pain in my back. Ow.Copy !req
255. Ever see a blind guy pushing a car?Copy !req
256. All right, Maya. It's all up to you.Copy !req
257. Hey dude, I ain't pushing shit.Copy !req
258. Especially not a car
with four slackers sitting in it.Copy !req
259. Dunno where this guy's going,
but it better be worth it!Copy !req
260. - Turn on the engine and gear up.
- Okay.Copy !req
261. Go, go, go!Copy !req
262. Now, now, now! Now! Now!Copy !req
263. Hey! Hey, wait! Wait for us!Copy !req
264. Hey!Copy !req
265. Bro, listen.Copy !req
266. I don't mean to question your motives,
but, especially since we're already here,Copy !req
267. what are we doing
on an observation deck with Alexis?Copy !req
268. Just play along with me, okay?
You'll get it in a minute, I promise you.Copy !req
269. I'm coming.Copy !req
270. - Yeah, wait and see what happens.
- Here. Hold onto me.Copy !req
271. Hey, what is this place?Copy !req
272. Well, what does this place feel like?Copy !req
273. Cold.Copy !req
274. Look.Copy !req
275. Check this out.Copy !req
276. You see it?Copy !req
277. Seriously?Copy !req
278. I don't mean see it, I mean imagine it.Copy !req
279. You see it now?Copy !req
280. A myriad of lights, all over the place.Copy !req
281. This city isn't just big,
it stretches to infinity.Copy !req
282. Yes. They're like fireflies, Alexis.Copy !req
283. All those lights,
sprinkled throughout the whole city.Copy !req
284. There are cars lined up
beyond the horizon.Copy !req
285. They're like the bloodstream
that keeps this monster alive.Copy !req
286. E... En...Copy !req
287. - Enormous?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
288. It looks enormous, but not so much
when you see it from up here.Copy !req
289. You see it?Copy !req
290. Yes.
Yeah, I'm starting to see it.Copy !req
291. Yes, yes, I'm starting to see it.Copy !req
292. There are millions
of possibilities for where to begin.Copy !req
293. And you only have to pick one.Copy !req
294. I know.Copy !req
295. - I know where I want to begin.
- Where?Copy !req
296. The bar I was fired from,
did they have a stage?Copy !req
297. Yeah, they had a stage, but no audience.Copy !req
298. That's where I want to start.Copy !req
299. Can we please pick a bar
where they don't want to kill us?Copy !req
300. Lalo works at a bar.Copy !req
301. Oh, yeah, but it's not really
a comedy venue.Copy !req
302. The other one could work as a venue,
but it's hideous.Copy !req
303. - It has to be that one.
- Come on, why that one?Copy !req
304. As your manager, it is my duty to tell youCopy !req
305. that of all the possible places
for your debut,Copy !req
306. you've just picked the worst possible one.Copy !req
307. That's the one I want.Copy !req
308. You're not as big as you think,
you damn city! I'm gonna conquer you!Copy !req
309. I'm pointing the wrong way.Copy !req
310. Y'all sure have a lot of balls,
showing your faces here again.Copy !req
311. Sorry, Mr. Chocho.Copy !req
312. I know we got off on the wrong foot,
but the star has something to say.Copy !req
313. The star?Copy !req
314. The star what?Copy !req
315. Hey, I'm not a star yet.
We shouldn't be so cocky.Copy !req
316. Lower the bar a bit.Copy !req
317. Yeah, yeah, don't worry.
But first you have to apologize.Copy !req
318. First, you guys pay
for everything he broke,Copy !req
319. or I'm throwing you out.Copy !req
320. We can start with that, but first listen
to what the star has to say to you.Copy !req
321. You haven't told me
what makes him a star yet.Copy !req
322. I want to tell jokes.Copy !req
323. To who? Me? What's he talking about?Copy !req
324. You know about serving drinks,
we know about marketing strategy.Copy !req
325. If what we propose doesn't have the effect
of increasing your profits, throw us out.Copy !req
326. What do you think?Copy !req
327. You know what's hilarious?Copy !req
328. A blind guy talking about jokes
and a cripple talking about profits.Copy !req
329. Let's have a stand-up contest.
The winner gets 25,000 pesos.Copy !req
330. There's the registration fee
and admission. You keep half.Copy !req
331. What do you say?Copy !req
332. You want me to let you
on my stage and tell jokes?Copy !req
333. I'm good at it.Copy !req
334. That's why you're a star?Copy !req
335. Well, not yet,
but I have to start somewhere.Copy !req
336. That stage is only for drunks
who wanna sing.Copy !req
337. - You can't get on it.
- Why not?Copy !req
338. You really need me to explain why?Copy !req
339. What happens if you fall off?
Who's responsible? That'd be me.Copy !req
340. Don't worry about that.
I'm vouching for him.Copy !req
341. Now, that's a good one.
You got talent.Copy !req
342. Now, listen up. I've no intention
of changing my karaoke nightCopy !req
343. for a stupid comedy contest.Copy !req
344. It's the worst idea I've ever heard.Copy !req
345. Now get outta here before I get mad
and kick you out the hard way!Copy !req
346. Go on, out!Copy !req
347. - What was that? That sound?
- Out, out!Copy !req
348. You wouldn't know a good
business plan if it bit you in the ass!Copy !req
349. I can't believe
how short-sighted Chocho is.Copy !req
350. It really is a great idea,Copy !req
351. and if he doesn't want to do it,
we can take it somewhere else.Copy !req
352. Mm-mmm. We're doing it here.Copy !req
353. Didn't you smell that place?
It reeks of smoke.Copy !req
354. It's a great concept.
Let's take it somewhere else.Copy !req
355. - It has to be here.
- Why does it have to be here?Copy !req
356. - Because it just has to.
- But why?Copy !req
357. He wants to treat me like an invalid!Copy !req
358. Oh, remember what happened when he didn't?Copy !req
359. But this time,
I won't try fooling anyone.Copy !req
360. Whatever. Let's try another bar.Copy !req
361. And if it doesn't smell like
a gas station restroom,Copy !req
362. I'll be eternally grateful.Copy !req
363. It's not about the place.
Don't you get it?Copy !req
364. - It's about sending a message.
- A message?Copy !req
365. People need to start
seeing us differently.Copy !req
366. How do you think
they're gonna see us at the next bar,Copy !req
367. and the one after that
and the one after that?Copy !req
368. They'll always see us
the same way, Alexis.Copy !req
369. Not if we can change it.Copy !req
370. We have to change things
one person at a time.Copy !req
371. And I want Chocho to be the first.Copy !req
372. Listen, bro, if you want us
to rough him up a bit, just say the word.Copy !req
373. Yeah, don't forget, we make exceptions
when it comes to good causes, okay?Copy !req
374. We're not roughing anyone up.Copy !req
375. Wh...Copy !req
376. Wh... Why don't we a... a...Copy !req
377. Hey, bro, I know we're not much,
but you got a family with us, all right?Copy !req
378. We're not that many,
but we're thick as thieves.Copy !req
379. Why don't we burn the place down? Yes!Copy !req
380. Wicked!Copy !req
381. - Did he just speak without stuttering?
- Yeah.Copy !req
382. I'm gonna stay here. I'm not going back.Copy !req
383. I know what to do
to become a comedian. I found a place.Copy !req
384. It's a place where they don't want me
to take the stage,Copy !req
385. but that's exactly what I'll do.Copy !req
386. They say we can't do it,
but I'll show 'em.Copy !req
387. Maybe you and I can be friends.Copy !req
388. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
389. Or maybe we can get a dog.Copy !req
390. Oh, by the way, it's Alexis. Remember me?Copy !req
391. You hit me with your car.Copy !req
392. Well done! That was smooth, dog.Copy !req
393. Where's the dog?Copy !req
394. Yeah, this city is like
a giant jigsaw puzzle.Copy !req
395. Each piece on its own is imperfect.Copy !req
396. A small, unfinished object
searching for its counterpart ...Copy !req
397. to fill the voids
and make something great.Copy !req
398. What's up?Copy !req
399. Whoa, hey!Copy !req
400. That's how the pieces fit together.Copy !req
401. You just have to find the first two.Copy !req
402. And... I think I just found mine.Copy !req