1. They just hired him.Copy !req
2. They just decided to offer Will Smith
a job as a stockbroker,Copy !req
3. and he's trying not to cry.Copy !req
4. You mean you are trying not to cry.Copy !req
5. Alexis, would you like to be
a stockbroker?Copy !req
6. You could definitely be a stockbroker.Copy !req
7. Shh!Copy !req
8. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
9. He walks proudly around the office.Copy !req
10. It's a very special moment.Copy !req
11. He's going out the door.Copy !req
12. He's out of the building now
and walking down the stairs.Copy !req
13. Oh, this is...Copy !req
14. so touching.Copy !req
15. Will you shut up?Copy !req
16. You haven't stopped talking
the whole damn movie.Copy !req
17. My son can't see.Copy !req
18. Why the hell do you bring
a blind kid to the movies?Copy !req
19. Oh, really, you people are too much!Copy !req
20. Let me hear you say that again,
you son of a...Copy !req
21. Disabled. Crippled.
Differently abled people.Copy !req
22. We've been called many different things.Copy !req
23. If you were to ask me right now
what the proper term is,Copy !req
24. I'd say, "Person who'd pay to murder
the asshole who invented the staircase."Copy !req
25. Oh, shit!Copy !req
26. I forgot my stupid wallet.Copy !req
27. Mr. Police, can you hold up traffic
for a bit so we can cross?Copy !req
28. Jesus, you're not the freakin' pope.
Wait for a green light.Copy !req
29. You gonna go for it?Copy !req
30. In Mexico City,
the simplest of activities,Copy !req
31. such as crossing a street,
could result in sudden death.Copy !req
32. - Uh... Shit!
- The light just turned red!Copy !req
33. Hurry up! We can make it!Copy !req
34. That's funny.Copy !req
35. I can't believe we made it.Copy !req
36. I thought we'd never get here, dude.Copy !req
37. We only walked half a block, bro.Copy !req
38. I can see the door
of our building from here.Copy !req
39. You mean it took us an hour
to travel half a block?Copy !req
40. - Mm-hmm.
- Here's my card.Copy !req
41. Uh...Copy !req
42. Ten thousand measly pesos,
that's all the money you've got?Copy !req
43. Well, that's what was left over
after you bought that piece of junk.Copy !req
44. Okay, this is no joke.
We've got to find real jobsCopy !req
45. while we figure out
how to make a living telling jokes.Copy !req
46. - Okay.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
47. - How you doin'?
- So-so.Copy !req
48. Johanna?Copy !req
49. Hi!Copy !req
50. How the hell did you find us?Copy !req
51. Well, it's...Copy !req
52. Alex, you never uninstalled
the Find Me app, and so I just...Copy !req
53. Well, I looked you up, and...Copy !req
54. You're stalking us.Copy !req
55. Uh, well, I found you. Here you are.Copy !req
56. - What are you doing here?
- Um...Copy !req
57. That's when I caught him in the bathroom,Copy !req
58. shamelessly groping Cindy
with his one little hand!Copy !req
59. Jeez!Copy !req
60. That story sounds familiar.Copy !req
61. No, no, no!Copy !req
62. What I did was completely different.Copy !req
63. We won't dispute that.Copy !req
64. The point is, I get it, Alex.
I'm an idiot.Copy !req
65. We're not disputing that either.Copy !req
66. When I found out
about what you were doing, Alexis,Copy !req
67. I felt so inspired!Copy !req
68. He hasn't done anything yet.Copy !req
69. But he will, Charly,
and that's what's so inspiring.Copy !req
70. And that's when I said to myself,Copy !req
71. "Jo, if these two can make it,
you can make it too!"Copy !req
72. That's why I decided
to stay here for one monthCopy !req
73. and stay at my cousin's place.Copy !req
74. Babe.Copy !req
75. You've completely changed my life.Copy !req
76. You've made me question my privileges.Copy !req
77. And so now I'm here to rescue you.Copy !req
78. Rescue me from what?Copy !req
79. Well, if you'll allow me
some very constructive criticism, Alexis,Copy !req
80. you live in a fuckin' shit hole.Copy !req
81. We live in a shit hole?Copy !req
82. But the view is spectacular.
I picked it just for you.Copy !req
83. All right. I cheated on you.Copy !req
84. Yeah. Yeah. I'll admit it.Copy !req
85. These things happen.Copy !req
86. Now, would I be here if Polito
hadn't cheated on me with another woman?Copy !req
87. Maybe not, maybe not.Copy !req
88. But you know what?Copy !req
89. The important thing is... is that I'm here.Copy !req
90. This is what counts, right?Copy !req
91. That's a solid argument if I've heard one.
All the rest is trivia.Copy !req
92. Charly, stop making up words.Copy !req
93. Alex, destiny is bringing us together.Copy !req
94. Let's give ourselves another chance.Copy !req
95. Listen, Jo. I'm glad you want to try
new things and all that kinda stuff,Copy !req
96. but to be honest with you,
I don't think I'm it.Copy !req
97. You're not what I'm looking for
at the moment.Copy !req
98. What are you looking for at the moment?Copy !req
99. A job.Copy !req
100. Really? You're looking for work?Copy !req
101. Yeah, that's my first step.
I'm not looking for a relationship. Sorry.Copy !req
102. No, no, I totally understand.Copy !req
103. Really?Copy !req
104. It was worth a shot.
I had nothing to lose.Copy !req
105. Hey, you know where to find me
if you ever change your mind, all right?Copy !req
106. - Bye.
- So long!Copy !req
107. Okay.Copy !req
108. Nope.Copy !req
109. No jobs for blind people.Copy !req
110. If you couldn't walk, it would be easier,Copy !req
111. because there are
a lot of jobs you can do sitting down.Copy !req
112. But blind?Copy !req
113. According to this,Copy !req
114. you are qualified to beCopy !req
115. a masseur or a lounge singer.Copy !req
116. Not exactly the two things
I'm burning to do.Copy !req
117. Let's not forget why we're here.Copy !req
118. This is getting difficult.Copy !req
119. I just need an opportunity
to prove that I can do anything.Copy !req
120. You want to be a subway driver?Copy !req
121. Yes.Copy !req
122. Then you're not blind?Copy !req
123. - Almost.
- Are you blind or not?Copy !req
124. I still see a tiny bit,
which makes me the perfect candidate.Copy !req
125. Really?Copy !req
126. A reminder to wear glasses
before it's too late.Copy !req
127. Who's the idiot?Copy !req
128. My brother. Sometimes I have to babysit.Copy !req
129. Ah, are you looking for a job too?
I need a barman.Copy !req
130. What? You... You want me to be a barman?Copy !req
131. That'd be a good joke, wouldn't it?Copy !req
132. This idiot as a barman.Copy !req
133. Ah, that'd put some patrons
in a good mood.Copy !req
134. It's okay. Don't worry.Copy !req
135. We're looking for a job
for my brother here,Copy !req
136. who is fully able-bodied.Copy !req
137. What's wrong with your eyes?Copy !req
138. I got pepper-sprayed on the bus.Copy !req
139. - It was a broad, right?
- What?Copy !req
140. You just can't compliment
broads on the street anymore, can you?Copy !req
141. Last week, I got sprayed in the face too.Copy !req
142. I can't tell you
the poem that I recited to herCopy !req
143. because my wife is here,Copy !req
144. and I totally respect her.Copy !req
145. Mwah.Copy !req
146. But I get what you mean.Copy !req
147. Alexis, I'm not gonna lie to you.Copy !req
148. The basic pay is total shit,
but with the tips, it adds up nicely.Copy !req
149. Got it.Copy !req
150. I'm gonna give you a one-day tryout.Copy !req
151. Your eyes will be okay by tonight, right?Copy !req
152. They'll be perfect.Copy !req
153. You can't see a goddamn thing, can you?Copy !req
154. You're a lying sack of shit.Copy !req
155. What kind of idiot
doesn't realize he's hiring a blind guy?Copy !req
156. We're going about this wrong.
Let's switch it up.Copy !req
157. Now instead of trying to hide
that you're blind,Copy !req
158. we should exploit it full-on.Copy !req
159. - No, dude!
- I'm telling you, that's what we gotta do.Copy !req
160. Gimme...Copy !req
161. Gimme... Uh, gimme your ce...Copy !req
162. Your ce...Copy !req
163. - Cell phone?
- Yes!Copy !req
164. I'm not giving you my cell, dude.Copy !req
165. Um, sorry.Copy !req
166. Gimme your wa... wa...Copy !req
167. What?Copy !req
168. You! Your wa...Copy !req
169. Wallet!Copy !req
170. Ye... Yeah!Copy !req
171. - Yes!
- Stop helping him.Copy !req
172. Does he have a gun?Copy !req
173. Yes! He's aiming at my face.Copy !req
174. - Why don't you give him your wallet?
- I just withdrew the rent!Copy !req
175. You want him to kill us?Copy !req
176. Gi... Give it now! Now!Copy !req
177. Okay, just a minute. Relax, relax.Copy !req
178. Here, just a sec.Copy !req
179. Here you go.Copy !req
180. No, I don't steal from b...Copy !req
181. - You mugging us or not?
- Shh! I...Copy !req
182. I don't steal from blind people.Copy !req
183. What? What did you just say?Copy !req
184. - Calm down!
- Think you're better than me?Copy !req
185. Take my goddamn wallet!Copy !req
186. Oh?Copy !req
187. Don't look at me!Copy !req
188. - What? What the...
- Calm down! Relax, okay?Copy !req
189. This is really something.Copy !req
190. We got mugged
by a prick with a broken gun.Copy !req
191. He mugged you.
I wasn't even good enough for the guy.Copy !req
192. Hi!Copy !req
193. I knew we couldn't
get rid of her that easily.Copy !req
194. - I found you a job.
- You found me a job?Copy !req
195. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
196. With my cousin, Iker.Copy !req
197. He's currently working
at a private university,Copy !req
198. and they're holding
a series of conferences.Copy !req
199. All you have to do is talk about yourselfCopy !req
200. and about how in spite of...
the adversity you've faced,Copy !req
201. you managed to get ahead in life.Copy !req
202. But you said I live in a shit hole.Copy !req
203. Alex, there's no reason
for you to stay here.Copy !req
204. This is an opportunity
that could open so many doors for you.Copy !req
205. The theme is inspirational characters.Copy !req
206. I don't inspire shit.
This stuttering dude wouldn't even mug me.Copy !req
207. What do you mean?Copy !req
208. Alex, what happened? Are you all right?Copy !req
209. I'm outraged.Copy !req
210. For sure, this is a sign.Copy !req
211. Alex, you inspired the guy!Copy !req
212. It's obvious you triggered something
in the heart of that thief.Copy !req
213. Well, it didn't stop him from mugging me.Copy !req
214. There's gonna be a token payment.Copy !req
215. I don't want a bunch of rich kids
feeling sorry for me. Forget it.Copy !req
216. No, no, no, wait.Copy !req
217. When you say "token payment,"Copy !req
218. what size token are you talking about?Copy !req
219. Five thousand?Copy !req
220. Shouldn't you be asking me?Copy !req
221. Would 5,000 be sufficient?Copy !req
222. Seven thousand would be better.Copy !req
223. Now who's mugging who?Copy !req
224. Why aren't you attending?Copy !req
225. My job is getting you gigs,
not watching you work.Copy !req
226. Besides, I've got a date already.Copy !req
227. You're back on Grindr?Copy !req
228. Yeah, but now I have a plan.Copy !req
229. But they always ditch you.Copy !req
230. Relax! You gave me the idea.
See you at the party.Copy !req
231. What if I wanna get back in
and you're not here?Copy !req
232. That won't happen
because I'm gonna be picking you up.Copy !req
233. What if I have an emergency?Copy !req
234. Okay, we'll leave the key with someone.
Any idea who we can trust?Copy !req
235. The hotel manager, she's a good person.Copy !req
236. How would you know?Copy !req
237. She has the voice of a good person.
You can't fake that.Copy !req
238. You can pretend to be good, like Johanna,Copy !req
239. but your voice will betray you. Trust me.Copy !req
240. What about me? Am I a good person?Copy !req
241. Nah, you're a total scumbag.Copy !req
242. You're such a prick.Copy !req
243. Takes one to know one.Copy !req
244. A momentous occasion.
First day at work for our hero.Copy !req
245. Bro, thank you so much
for agreeing to do this.Copy !req
246. It really is an inspiration for everyone.Copy !req
247. You're welcome, but I gotta say,
the wheelchair is a little overkill.Copy !req
248. Hey, watch out!
This guy is disabled. Let us through.Copy !req
249. Excuse us!Copy !req
250. You don't mind working with Taquito?Copy !req
251. Who's Taquito?Copy !req
252. With a guide dog,
your entrance will be a lot more dramatic.Copy !req
253. - Good one!
- A what? I've never had a dog in my life!Copy !req
254. What up?Copy !req
255. How you doing? Are you all ready to hear
our next story of hope and inspiration?Copy !req
256. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
257. All right!Copy !req
258. But first, we all know what we gotta do.Copy !req
259. Let's power off our cell phones and...Copy !req
260. let's power on our hearts!Copy !req
261. I know you all want to hear
the story of the furious poetCopy !req
262. and how he overcame poverty
and addiction and all that stuff,Copy !req
263. but he suffered a relapse,Copy !req
264. and unfortunately he died yesterday
of an overdose.Copy !req
265. - Aw!
- I'm subbing for a dead guy?Copy !req
266. Bummer, right? And we paid him already.Copy !req
267. But no need to worry.Copy !req
268. I was able to invite
this top-notch speaker!Copy !req
269. I'll give you a clue. Help me out.Copy !req
270. What do these three people have in common?Copy !req
271. Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles
and Andrea Bocelli.Copy !req
272. They're all Black?Copy !req
273. Andrea Bocelli's not Black.Copy !req
274. They're singers?Copy !req
275. Okay, they are,
but something more interesting.Copy !req
276. Guys, they can't see!
Our next speaker is visually impaired!Copy !req
277. I so hate that term.Copy !req
278. It sounds a lot nicer than "blind."Copy !req
279. for our next guest,Copy !req
280. a visually impaired individual,Copy !req
281. a remarkable person,Copy !req
282. and personal friend of mine.Copy !req
283. Alexis!Copy !req
284. Alexis, go!Copy !req
285. Come on, boy!Copy !req
286. Taquito!Copy !req
287. Hi.Copy !req
288. My name is Alexis, and I'm blind.Copy !req
289. Seriously?Copy !req
290. I haven't started yet!Copy !req
291. I'm sorry, it's just...Copy !req
292. - It's very sad.
- Sad? You know what's sad?Copy !req
293. Finding out I'm not Black.Copy !req
294. I've been living a lie.Copy !req
295. For a long time
I didn't know I was blind either.Copy !req
296. I thought I just couldn't see the future.Copy !req
297. Like my aunt Coco,
who claimed to be a seerCopy !req
298. and hustled clients at her market stall.Copy !req
299. When people told me I couldn't see,
the only thing that came to mind was,Copy !req
300. "Okay, I'm the only idiot in the family
who can't see the future."Copy !req
301. That's when it finally dawned on me
that I couldn't see shit.Copy !req
302. Even if I can't see the future,Copy !req
303. what I can see is
this talk you're attending todayCopy !req
304. will be anything but inspiring.Copy !req
305. No, that's the goal of these talks!
They must be inspiring.Copy !req
306. - And that's wrong.
- It's wrong to be inspired?Copy !req
307. It's wrong I should have to present you
with a perspective so you can say,Copy !req
308. "Ah, yes, my life is total shit."Copy !req
309. "Sometimes they wake me up early
on Sunday morning to go play golf."Copy !req
310. "But it could be a lot worse.
I could be that blind guy on stage."Copy !req
311. You're right.
Compared to yours, my life is incredible.Copy !req
312. - Jesus.
- So is mine!Copy !req
313. Now you got the idea.
That's the point. Go on!Copy !req
314. How did you go blind?
Did your parents sell your corneas?Copy !req
315. All right.
If that's what you want.Copy !req
316. Yes, you guessed correctly.Copy !req
317. That's exactly what happened.Copy !req
318. They had no choice.Copy !req
319. They sold them to a rich couple
with a son who was born blind.Copy !req
320. His name was Iker.Copy !req
321. I wonder what became of him.Copy !req
322. Perhaps he works
at a nice university like this one.Copy !req
323. Contemplate the wonders of the world,
Iker, wherever you may be.Copy !req
324. Meanwhile, I live in the dark.Copy !req
325. I seek refuge in drugs
an addicted YouTuber dragged me into.Copy !req
326. My girlfriend... Well, she left me
for my best friend, a one-armed man.Copy !req
327. His hand was cut off
while stealing a loaf of bread.Copy !req
328. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
329. Bravo!Copy !req
330. Dad calling.Copy !req
331. Dad calling.Copy !req
332. - Dad calling.
- Hey, Dad.Copy !req
333. Oh, Alexis.
I'm so sorry. My bad.Copy !req
334. I was trying to call your mother,
but, uh, I called you.Copy !req
335. Okay.Copy !req
336. All's good with you? Do you need anything?Copy !req
337. Mmm, I'm all good.
Just gave a lecture of sorts.Copy !req
338. You gave a lecture? And where did you...Copy !req
339. At a university.
It was more like a talk, you know?Copy !req
340. Oh! You found some work?
Is it something stable?Copy !req
341. It's just for one day.Copy !req
342. Well, you shouldn't put
too much pressure on yourself.Copy !req
343. Mexico City is not easy.
I don't need to tell you this,Copy !req
344. but, well, you know you can come back home
whenever you want, right?Copy !req
345. Dad, are you okay?Copy !req
346. - Me?
- Oh, I'm doing great.Copy !req
347. I'm doing very well. Couldn't be better.Copy !req
348. Last night, just as an example,Copy !req
349. I went out with my friends
and we played dominoes. Imagine that.Copy !req
350. Yeah, now I get to do
all the things I didn't doCopy !req
351. because I was taking care of you.Copy !req
352. Glad to hear that, but I have to go now.Copy !req
353. I'll call you soon.Copy !req
354. Um, yeah, same here.
I gotta go. There's another call.Copy !req
355. - I gotta take it.
- Okay.Copy !req
356. - Later.
- Ciao.Copy !req
357. Charly?Copy !req
358. - Oh, hi.
- Sorry I'm late, I was held back.Copy !req
359. Don't worry about it.
I just got here myself.Copy !req
360. This is an amazing place.Copy !req
361. They've got cocktails,
craft beer, you name it.Copy !req
362. Uh, you can even order food,Copy !req
363. and if you wanna eat,
I think there's a special.Copy !req
364. - I can ask the barman to...
- Uh, sorry.Copy !req
365. Don't take this the wrong way,Copy !req
366. but your profile didn't mention anything
about... a disability.Copy !req
367. A what? Oh, a disa...Copy !req
368. No, the crutches, you mean? Right.Copy !req
369. All good, don't worry.Copy !req
370. It's just... I got hit by a car
and I'm undergoing rehabilitation.Copy !req
371. These are temporary.Copy !req
372. But I'm going to get better.Copy !req
373. As I was saying, the food is really great.Copy !req
374. We can ask the barman about the special
I was telling you about, and we can even...Copy !req
375. Listen, uh, I better go.Copy !req
376. Mmm, he is not going to make it.Copy !req
377. - What?
- Uh...Copy !req
378. Uh, Agustin.Copy !req
379. A colleague of mine.Copy !req
380. He was asked to attend a conference.Copy !req
381. A conference in Mexico City.Copy !req
382. And he's not going to make it,
so they asked me if I could go instead.Copy !req
383. Hmm.Copy !req
384. One day in Mexico City.Copy !req
385. Yeah.Copy !req
386. - That's...
- Sure. All right.Copy !req
387. - Yeah?
- Yeah, call me when you get back.Copy !req
388. - Uh, sure, I'll call you.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
389. What's up, Alexis?
Did they give you a guide dog?Copy !req
390. Where the fuck were you?Copy !req
391. I came as soon as I could. I'm here now.Copy !req
392. Taquito, this is Charly.
Charly, meet Taquito.Copy !req
393. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
394. So, uh, I thought you'd be
the life of the party.Copy !req
395. How did the conference go, anyway?Copy !req
396. Let's just say I didn't change the world.
And what about your date?Copy !req
397. Let's just say I didn't either.Copy !req
398. But, uh, hey,
the party doesn't look bad at all.Copy !req
399. How should I put this? It's another party
where everyone ignores me.Copy !req
400. Charly?Copy !req
401. Charly?Copy !req
402. Hey, who wants chocolate mushrooms?Copy !req
403. I do! Here!Copy !req
404. Excuse me.
Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
405. Can I take a picture with you?Copy !req
406. Sure.Copy !req
407. Sorry.Copy !req
408. Done!Copy !req
409. Um, you're not posting it
on Instagram, are you?Copy !req
410. And pretend to be inclusive
like all these idiots?Copy !req
411. No. This photo is for me.Copy !req
412. Okay.Copy !req
413. What?Copy !req
414. Nothing. I tend to judge people
by the sound of their voice.Copy !req
415. It's dumb, forget it.Copy !req
416. You smell really nice.Copy !req
417. Thank you, that's nice.Copy !req
418. An essential oil, right?Copy !req
419. Yes. Wow, how did you know?Copy !req
420. Oh, you have a good sense of smell too,
don't you, you cute little thing?Copy !req
421. Ooh, you're such a cutie! Little poochie.Copy !req
422. Ooh! I'd love to take you both home.Copy !req
423. Go ahead.Copy !req
424. That's silly.
Come on, let's get a drink.Copy !req
425. Let's go.Copy !req
426. And that's exactly
what they ended up doing.Copy !req
427. You gotta be kidding.Copy !req
428. Hey, what do you imagine I look like?Copy !req
429. Am I blonde or brunette?Copy !req
430. I don't know, I'm blind.Copy !req
431. Come on! Blonde or brunette?Copy !req
432. - You're blonde.
- Exactly!Copy !req
433. Well, almost.Copy !req
434. I mean, I have brown hair,Copy !req
435. but my skin is fair.Copy !req
436. Oh, okay.Copy !req
437. You've lived through incredible stuff.Copy !req
438. I'd love to be able
to get into that big head of yoursCopy !req
439. just to be able to see the world
through your eyes.Copy !req
440. Can I see your eyes up close?Copy !req
441. Sure.Copy !req
442. - What are you doing?
- What?Copy !req
443. What did you do that for? Why?Copy !req
444. - Are you okay?
- I just thought...Copy !req
445. No! The blind dude
tried to kiss me, gross!Copy !req
446. - Sorry.
- Really?Copy !req
447. Can't people be nice anymore?Copy !req
448. - No, I didn't...
- People always get the wrong idea.Copy !req
449. I shoulda known.
You don't have the voice of a nice person!Copy !req
450. Charly!Copy !req
451. Charly!Copy !req
452. Ah! Over here!Copy !req
453. We have to go.Copy !req
454. Go where?Copy !req
455. I wanna go home.Copy !req
456. This city is a piece of shit.
We'll never adapt to it.Copy !req
457. I can't do this.Copy !req
458. Okay.Copy !req
459. Whoa!Copy !req
460. Look, I can't do this now.
Bro, I'm high as a kite.Copy !req
461. Why don't you ask Taquito
to take you? He must come with GPS!Copy !req
462. Ah, Charly!Copy !req
463. I'm trippin'!Copy !req
464. Let's go! Come on, walk!Copy !req
465. Charly, where's Alex?Copy !req
466. Charly!Copy !req
467. What happened?Copy !req
468. Alexis, where is he?
I've been told there was a problem.Copy !req
469. Uh, yeah, the guide dog took him away.Copy !req
470. Which guide...Copy !req
471. Taquito?Copy !req
472. Yeah, the one and only.Copy !req
473. No, no! He's...Copy !req
474. Ugh, for God's sake,
he's not a real guide dog.Copy !req
475. He's a street dog we picked up!
He needed him for the photo!Copy !req
476. No fuckin' way!Copy !req
477. Finding a voice
in a bustling city seemed impossible.Copy !req
478. The voice of a good person.Copy !req
479. What I wasn't expecting was
for that voice to find me.Copy !req
480. Oh my God, no. What have I done?Copy !req
481. I don't think he's okay.
Someone call the cops.Copy !req
482. I don't have my...
I don't have anything.Copy !req
483. I'm so sorry, you okay?Copy !req
484. Your voice...Copy !req
485. What?Copy !req
486. Your voice.Copy !req
487. What about my voice?Copy !req
488. It's the voice of a good person.Copy !req
489. It was the most beautiful sound
I've ever heard in my life.Copy !req