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2. People ask me that all the time.
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3. I saw the world for a few seconds.
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4. My mom had toxoplasmosis
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6. 1.F. SICKNESS CAUSED BY A PARASITE
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8. Everything will be fine!
You'll be fine, my love!
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9. Seven months in,
they had to perform a C-section
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17. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention
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more fucking wrong.
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an exemplary blind person.
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24. Mom decided the best way to help me
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I felt like I had no limits.
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26. If you use this ball, my son can be
the best goalkeeper you ever had.
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27. Choose your best shooter.
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28. You will not be like
every other blind person on this planet.
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30. Hugo!
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31. I didn't become
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32. But that afternoon, on that soccer field,
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34. Laughter.
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35. Dad calling.
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36. Hey, dude, where's my phone?
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37. No idea.
Use the sound to locate it.
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38. Come on, bro. I'm not a damn dolphin.
I'm completely stoned. Hand it over.
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39. Come on.
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40. Dad calling.
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41. All right, here it is.
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42. Thank you, you're too kind.
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43. - Hello?
- Where are you?
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44. At the university.
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45. Ah. You mean the university where you are
continuously skipping classes?
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46. I don't learn anything in that class.
All the professor does is show us slides.
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47. Besides not attending classes,
are you doing anything else
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48. except getting high
with your pothead buddy?
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49. My old man says hi, dude.
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50. I don't understand why you insist
on throwing your life away, Alexis.
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51. Not like there's a lot to throw away, eh?
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52. I'll talk to you later, Dad. Bye.
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53. Get me a refill, will ya?
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54. What refill? We smoked it all.
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55. All of it?
Yeah.
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56. We're gonna have to buy more.
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57. Dude, I haven't got a dime on me.
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58. What's the use of having a friend
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59. who just monetized
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60. CRIPLE GUY ON WEELS LIVE
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61. And Charly?
Yeah, he's often asked if he's stupid.
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62. So then... Carlos isn't retarded?
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63. No, no. And we prefer not use that word.
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65. What is the difference?
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66. Well, his head works perfectly fine,
just like any other kid's.
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68. I still don't understand the difference.
Is your grandson a bit slow or not?
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70. When we talked to him about his condition,
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71. to understand he's just as intelligent
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74. Well, in comparison,
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80. No. Are you an idiot or what?
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82. Yeah, I'm sort of okay.
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83. Are you a pupil here?
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84. Yes.
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85. That asshole is going to hear it from me.
Make friends, you two. I'll be right back.
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86. I will never be your friend.
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87. Relax, we never have to
see each other again.
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88. Oops, sorry.
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89. Idiot!
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90. And that's how I met
my best friend.
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91. So why can't we buy pot from Beto?
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92. He says it's wrong
to deal weed to two disabled guys.
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93. Great. He feels sorry for us?
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95. Principle!
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96. - Yeah, but...
- He's got no...
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97. Dang!
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98. Come on, I got us a cab.
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99. TAXI - SANTIAGO DE QUERÉTARO
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100. You brought me
to a stand-up comedy club again.
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101. They sell weed in the bathroom.
Just ask for Brad Pitt.
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102. Is that a code word?
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103. Nah, it's what people call him.
Maybe he's a look-alike.
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104. - Does he look like him?
- Spitting image.
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105. How much, bro?
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106. One hundred a bag.
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107. A hundred?
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108. Is it too much?
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109. No. Even if you were selling oregano,
it'd be too cheap. Can't be that good.
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110. You want me to sell it to you for 500?
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111. Come on, man!
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112. Fine.
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113. Hand it over.
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114. Did you fall off the spinning wheel, bro?
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115. I'm just looking
to feel a little grounded.
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116. After you smoke my weed,
you're gonna stand nice and still.
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117. You better believe it!
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118. Let's get out of here, bro! Come on!
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119. A nice round of applause for the new guy.
Let's hear it. Come on!
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120. "It's a pleasure being here
at La Cúpula," said nobody ever.
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121. How about a cold one?
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122. Why do you always bring me
to see this shit?
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123. Just one beer, dude.
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124. Yeah, the alarm goes off...
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125. and you hit snooze, of course...
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126. All right. Just one, though.
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127. You know what I'm fucking sick of, Charly?
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128. What are you fucking sick of?
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129. I'm sick of this fucking town. Aren't you?
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130. - I'm sick of it.
- Girlfriend Johanna calling.
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131. Yeah, like, every time
you're holding a cup,
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132. someone throws in some loose change.
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133. The other day,
I almost choked on a quarter.
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134. Everyone wants to go to Heaven
helping the poor blind guy.
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135. That never happens to me.
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136. Maybe that's because
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137. You just look like you got run over.
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138. - Hmm?
- Ah...
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139. I never saw it that way.
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140. You hate it when strangers
treat you like a blind guy,
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141. and you get upset
when your teachers forget you're blind.
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142. Make up your mind, dude.
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143. Listen, I don't like
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144. but I don't like it either
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146. Though it's not that she forgets,
she's in total denial.
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147. You're off-target. More to the right.
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148. - Huh?
- Not that much, go back.
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149. There you go. You got it.
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150. The thing is,
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151. After that, I can do shit on my own.
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152. Mm-hmm.
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153. I'd love it if people forgot
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154. I could draw eyes on your eyelids.
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155. - Ah, fuck off, shitface.
- No one would notice.
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156. - Come on.
- Go wash your hands.
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157. They're clean. Don't worry.
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158. - We'll never land a job after college.
- Johanna calling...
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159. No one'll hire us. Their idea of inclusion
ends with their stupid ramps on sidewalks.
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160. Johanna calling...
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161. If it wasn't for Johanna,
I would've left this fucking town.
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162. You mean Johanna,
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163. That's the one.
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164. Really? You haven't left
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166. because you're the only person in college
who's the same age as her.
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167. She's dating you 'cause it makes her
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168. Just like the people
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170. - I generate likes?
- Uh-huh. I'll show you.
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171. Uh, here.
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172. - In this photo...
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174. It's a great photo, and it got 90 likes.
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175. Compare that to this picture
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176. with #loveisblind or some other bullshit.
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177. It got 572 likes.
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178. Five-hundred-seventy-two!
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179. She lives for that kind of attention!
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180. You and I know
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181. than the lack of damn ramps in the street.
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182. We make a beautiful couple.
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183. Beautiful couple?
You've never even seen her!
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187. But no one's ever wanted
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188. Ahem. So what, are you Deaf too?
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189. Yeah, I'm talking to you,
you fucking mole.
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190. I think he means you.
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191. It's totally obvious
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193. Keep quiet, show some respect.
Or is that too much to ask?
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194. Sorry, I didn't know this was the opera.
It's so dark in here.
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195. Make some noise!
I thought we had the place to ourselves.
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197. Why don't you come on up here
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while you're working?
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201. Yeah. Why not?
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203. I just need my cane. Gimme my cane.
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204. - What? What are you doing?
- Hand it over!
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He should put a bag over his head.
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207. - Really? Perfect.
- Yeah.
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You sure about this?
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209. Come on, stop torturing people.
Make room for the cripple.
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210. All right, let's see what you've got, eh?
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211. Ladies and gentlemen,
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Ray Charles, the white version.
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213. Minus the piano. Let's give him a hand.
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214. Let's see what he's got.
Let's see what he's got.
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215. Hang on. I gotta move this.
it's blocking my view.
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227. Where's my buddy?
Raise your hand so I know.
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228. - Here! Here!
- There he is.
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237. It us took a whole hour
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239. What?
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243. Today I met another type of invalid,
the stand-up artist.
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244. Relax, bucktoothed baby Yoda.
I'll tell you a secret.
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245. We disabled people have a pact.
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249. Jeez, where are my crutches?
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250. Thank you and goodnight
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251. Shit, what the hell?
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252. Where the fuck am I?
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253. What the hell?
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254. Son of a bitch.
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didn't you?
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256. What... Ah!
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every time I come home drunk?
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260. I'll use the first one I find.
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261. And just so you know,
I puked twice last night.
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What did I just put in my mouth?
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265. Happy now?
Is that what you wanted to hear?
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273. besides fed up of having
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282. Sometimes all you need is
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293. No. Someone stole my crutches,
and I had to ask her to come pick us up.
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294. You said she only deserved one star
for the terrible service.
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There's no way that dude saw it coming.
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298. - Humiliated by a blind guy.
- He's never setting foot on stage again!
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Aren't they?
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301. - Humiliate comedians?
- No, be a comedian!
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I've been thinking about it all night.
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304. But I remember thinking about it,
and it was all so clear.
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- Why not?
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- Stop talking.
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329. - No, she's not here.
- ... comes from the audience...
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- Of course you can't.
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339. Your manager? You serious?
I have a life here, Alexis.
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342. I like it here, all right?
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350. I'm the only person
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358. She's not just into likes, it's a fetish.
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360. But since you never answer
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365. I was hung over, okay?
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- I hadn't heard from you in a week.
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374. - I thought you weren't interested anymore.
- I was very busy.
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389. Since I was a kid,
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- Mm-hmm.
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You do smell like a hangover.
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How did you come up with that bullshit?
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My work is here.
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It's not done!
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414. You want to move in
with that fucking pothead?
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415. That "fucking pothead" would willingly
give me one of his crutches.
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416. He's my best friend!
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417. I'll never be ready
if you don't let me stumble.
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418. But you don't need to stumble
in order to learn.
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419. All you need is
for me to tell you where to step.
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420. Until when?
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421. Until when, what?
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422. Until when do you plan on telling him
where he needs to step?
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423. Until he turns 40? Fifty?
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424. You and I both knew
this moment would come, Yuyo,
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425. and this is the moment.
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426. You can hold my hand
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427. until both of you are too old
to take care of yourselves,
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428. or you can let me try something different.
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429. I want to apologize
for calling you a fucking pothead.
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430. It's important to set an example
and use proper language.
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431. I like it better than
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432. "person with cerebral palsy
who smokes narcotics."
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433. Shorter.
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434. - What's up?
- Hey, Charles!
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435. - You ready?
- Give me your bag.
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436. - I'll do it, Dad.
- No, let me do it.
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437. All right.
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438. - Ma'am, how are you?
- Charly.
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439. Now...
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440. Don't talk to anyone,
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441. don't open the door to anyone,
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442. and don't go out unless you have to.
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443. Basically everyone in Mexico City
is going to try and rob you blind.
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444. If a taxi takes a route
you're not familiar with,
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445. open the door and jump for your lives.
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446. Don't go near
the edge of the subway platform.
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447. You could get pushed off.
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448. It's better you don't go out.
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449. What if we want pot?
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450. Don't joke about those things, son.
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451. You can't go out with the purpose
of buying pot, understood?
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452. Understood.
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453. Don't let anyone hold you back.
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454. Promise me.
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455. I promise you, Mom.
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456. You're gonna make it, son. I know you are.
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457. - Take care, Dad.
- You too, take care.
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458. Yes.
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459. It's not starting? Oh, here it goes.
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460. That's it, careful now.
You're gonna make it, son.
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461. - Bye!
- I know you will.
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462. Be careful!
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463. Bye!
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464. - What if there's an earthquake?
- I dunno.
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465. I don't want to think about that now.
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466. - How many floors is it?
- Uh, six.
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467. - We've gone up more than that.
- No, it's on the top floor. Last one.
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468. You mean the rooftop?
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469. It's not the rooftop,
it's the presidential suite, buddy.
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470. Is it nice?
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471. What's that?
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472. A little squirrel.
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473. Okay. Let's unpack.
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474. Maybe something
went wrong at some point,
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475. and I got lost along the way.
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476. But it's never too late
to find the path again.
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477. Even if it means
feeling my way around in the dark.
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