1. Glasses, glasses, glasses, glasses.Copy !req
2. Glasses, glasses, glasses.Copy !req
3. Glasses, glasses...Copy !req
4. Glasses!Copy !req
5. Glasses, glasses, glasses, glasses!Copy !req
6. Glasses, glasses, glasses...Copy !req
7. glasses, glasses, glasses,
glasses, glasses, glasses!Copy !req
8. I'd like to do something that has never been witnessed before,Copy !req
9. and shall never be witnessed again!Copy !req
10. Domestic violence.Copy !req
11. How was it?Copy !req
12. What am I supposed
to say to that?Copy !req
13. It was just like you.Copy !req
14. It really was.Copy !req
15. Yes, just like you.Copy !req
16. Then next, I'll do something
completely unlike me.Copy !req
17. I tripped!Copy !req
18. That was just like her...Copy !req
19. Just like her.Copy !req
20. We've got rice cakes!
Come get some!Copy !req
21. I'm sorry,Copy !req
22. but do you think you
could wear this?Copy !req
23. We've got rice cakes!
Come get some!Copy !req
24. Sorry, but could
you stop talking?Copy !req
25. Can't you wear
some clothes?Copy !req
26. Are you sulking?!Copy !req
27. You're not sulking?
So, what is it?Copy !req
28. Hey... you can talk now!Copy !req
29. Here I go!Copy !req
30. Yes!Copy !req
31. You didn't jump!Copy !req
32. Huh? But the bar...Copy !req
33. Yeah, but you didn't
jump over it!Copy !req
34. How many times do
I have to teach you?Copy !req
35. The sun's going to set!Copy !req
36. Sorry. I'll try harder next time.Copy !req
37. This time, I'll lower the bar.Copy !req
38. Take your time.Copy !req
39. Just be sure you do it
how I taught you, okay?Copy !req
40. Okay.Copy !req
41. I have to be able to jump
before the next test...Copy !req
42. or everyone's going
to laugh at me!Copy !req
43. How was that?Copy !req
44. You stupid cow!Copy !req
45. Why won't you jump
the way I taught you?Copy !req
46. Are you messing around?Copy !req
47. In my head, it was a
perfect Fosbury Flop.Copy !req
48. A perfect Fosbury Flop?Copy !req
49. Your form's closer to...Copy !req
50. a torpedo!Copy !req
51. A human torpedo...Copy !req
52. I didn't say that!Copy !req
53. No, I...Copy !req
54. I guess I did say that...Copy !req
55. No, no, you're just kidding, right?Copy !req
56. You don't see it?Copy !req
57. Sorry.Copy !req
58. Well, I'll stay until you're satisfied.Copy !req
59. You always let me copy your homework.Copy !req
60. It's my turn to help you!Copy !req
61. Let's keep going until you can do it.Copy !req
62. Just take it easy.Copy !req
63. First, try to jump as if
you're just stepping over it!Copy !req
64. Mio, you can do this!
It's no problem!Copy !req
65. It's not like I've suddenly
become nonathletic.Copy !req
66. Go! You can do it!Copy !req
67. Hey, Mio! We're playing soccer!Copy !req
68. I'm as fit as the average person.Copy !req
69. But when rules get
involved, I lose control.Copy !req
70. Backwards fall...Copy !req
71. Go!Copy !req
72. Mio, the other way!
You're doing it in reverse!Copy !req
73. But if I do nothing,
nothing will change.Copy !req
74. I'll just stay as I am!Copy !req
75. Ready, and...Copy !req
76. Mio, not the propeller!
It's a back hip circle!Copy !req
77. I don't care if it's pointless...Copy !req
78. I don't care if I don't get results.Copy !req
79. There's only one thing I can do...Copy !req
80. One, two, three!Copy !req
81. Let's give it another try.Copy !req
82. For Yukko...Copy !req
83. I'm going to take a break.Copy !req
84. Okay.Copy !req
85. For myself, too!Copy !req
86. I won't give up!
If I have to give up...Copy !req
87. I'll make sure I've done
everything I could first!Copy !req
88. Hard work will always open doors.Copy !req
89. This came to be known
as the "Torpedo Jump".Copy !req
90. This is a white tiger.Copy !req
91. All they do is sleep...Copy !req
92. That one's pointing its butt at us.Copy !req
93. Yeah.Copy !req
94. They're really far away,
too. It's hard to see.Copy !req
95. We came all this way to
see them, and it's boring!Copy !req
96. We should be glad
we got to see them.Copy !req
97. I guess...Copy !req
98. Hooray!Copy !req
99. It's raining! We should
bring in the laundry.Copy !req
100. Hey, where are you going?Copy !req
101. Yay!Copy !req
102. Looks like it's too late.Copy !req
103. Just get it inside!Copy !req
104. It's raining!Copy !req
105. Professor, Mr. Sakamoto, I'm home...Copy !req
106. It's raining hard, isn't it?Copy !req
107. Did you bring in the laundry?Copy !req
108. Sakamoto told me to bring it in!Copy !req
109. It's true.Copy !req
110. Sakamoto really did
tell me to bring it in...Copy !req
111. So, you dropped the laundry because Mr. Sakamoto told you to bring it in?Copy !req
112. That's not it! Sakamoto
told me to bring it in...Copy !req
113. and drop it.Copy !req
114. I did not!Copy !req
115. That scared me...Copy !req
116. What were you talking about, kid?Copy !req
117. You told me to do it!Copy !req
118. I never told you to drop it.Copy !req
119. Did, too!Copy !req
120. Did not!Copy !req
121. Did, too!Copy !req
122. Did not!Copy !req
123. Did, too!Copy !req
124. Did not!Copy !req
125. Did, too!Copy !req
126. Did not!Copy !req
127. Did, too!Copy !req
128. Did not!Copy !req
129. Give me a break...Copy !req
130. What?!Copy !req
131. Nano... let's sacrifice Sakamoto.
Then everything'll be okay, right?Copy !req
132. What's going on?Copy !req
133. Forget it. We can just
wash the laundry again.Copy !req
134. Oh! Right.Copy !req
135. That's right.Copy !req
136. But we can never get this day back.Copy !req
137. Neither of you gets dinner tonight.Copy !req
138. What?Copy !req
139. How did I get dragged into this?Copy !req
140. But Sakamoto did it!
And I said I'd sacrifice Sakamoto,Copy !req
141. so it's okay, right?Copy !req
142. Fine. Then I'll take Mr. Sakamoto.Copy !req
143. And you won't get any dinner, Professor.Copy !req
144. What?Copy !req
145. No! Then I'll sacrifice myself!Copy !req
146. I dropped it! I'm the
one who got it wet...Copy !req
147. What?Copy !req
148. Ta-dah! Today's dinner
is omelette rice!Copy !req
149. Wow...Copy !req
150. The eggs were on sale.Copy !req
151. Huh? Do I get to eat today?Copy !req
152. Oh! That's right. I completely forgot...Copy !req
153. Um, well...Copy !req
154. Well, let's just eat today!Copy !req
155. Hooray!Copy !req
156. No dinner tomorrow.Copy !req
157. Lame.Copy !req
158. Swim, swim.Copy !req
159. Shark, shark, chomp.Copy !req
160. Shark, shark, chomp.Copy !req
161. What is this?Copy !req
162. Mio! Mai! Selamat pagi!Copy !req
163. Didn't that self-portrait
sculpture assignment suck?Copy !req
164. What? That's due today?Copy !req
165. What's this? Master Mio,
did you forget your homework?Copy !req
166. I thought it was due tomorrow.Copy !req
167. Mai, did you do it?Copy !req
168. Crap.Copy !req
169. Mai didn't do hers, either?Copy !req
170. What's next, a shower?Copy !req
171. It won't just be a shower.Copy !req
172. It'll be a natural disaster!Copy !req
173. It really did...Copy !req
174. ...start raining.Copy !req
175. What have you done to my temple?Copy !req
176. You thieves...Copy !req
177. Th-that was close!Copy !req
178. It's a curse...Copy !req
179. It's an evil spirit.Copy !req
180. B-begone...Copy !req
181. Leave this temple!Copy !req
182. "Let us go."Copy !req
183. Is what they thought,
as the autumn rain fell.Copy !req
184. Please, President...Copy !req
185. I'm about to have a match
against Mr. Takasaki.Copy !req
186. Can you be our referee?Copy !req
187. Referee? You mean for Go-Soccer?Copy !req
188. Yes!Copy !req
189. If I win, he has to
become our advisor.Copy !req
190. I know I can do it!Copy !req
191. What do I have to do?Copy !req
192. It's okay.Copy !req
193. The Go-Soccer rulebook I lent youCopy !req
194. has everything you need to know.Copy !req
195. I know it's my fault for
not reading the guide,Copy !req
196. but I have no idea what
these two are doing...Copy !req
197. This is Go-Soccer?Copy !req
198. You wouldn't understand even if you'd read the rulebook.Copy !req
199. Ogi?Copy !req
200. Neither is observing the rules.Copy !req
201. Their high-level play has
no regard for theory.Copy !req
202. If that outstretched hand
is the leg of a Go board,Copy !req
203. that stance is the stone.Copy !req
204. It may appear normal at first glance,Copy !req
205. but that ball between
his feet is an anomaly.Copy !req
206. It's just speculation,
but I believe these two...Copy !req
207. are trying to achieve brilliance!Copy !req
208. I have no idea what
he's talking about.Copy !req
209. There they go!Copy !req
210. Oh, no!Copy !req
211. Birabudo!Copy !req
212. Ogi, what does that...Copy !req
213. Quiet!Copy !req
214. Can't you see how the
air flows between them?Copy !req
215. One of them...Copy !req
216. might even die.Copy !req
217. What's going on?Copy !req
218. I haven't seen such
high-level play in a long time.Copy !req
219. No wonder the wind screams...Copy !req
220. No! That stance!Copy !req
221. Could it be?Copy !req
222. Would he really use that move
in an unofficial match?Copy !req
223. Is he out of his mind?Copy !req
224. I cannot allow this to happen...Copy !req
225. Father, I must do it!Copy !req
226. All in the name of justice...Copy !req
227. I must become a shining star!Copy !req
228. Ogi Forbidden Technique...Copy !req
229. Ogi Star!Copy !req
230. This is a final rabudo!Copy !req
231. Not bad...Copy !req
232. You, too, teacher.Copy !req
233. Unbelievable...Copy !req
234. When I founded this club,
I didn't give it much thought.Copy !req
235. Man...Copy !req
236. this is unbelievable.Copy !req
237. I break when no one sees me.Copy !req
238. No matter how many times
you step on me, you won't kill me!Copy !req
239. I'm clay.Copy !req
240. Show some respect!Copy !req
241. Today, I'll change into
various forms again,Copy !req
242. to battle the children!Copy !req
243. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 20.Copy !req
244. Now, go challenge those children!Copy !req