1. It's true. Daiku Coffee reopened.Copy !req
2. Really?Copy !req
3. Here we are.Copy !req
4. You're right. It's a café now.Copy !req
5. Welcome.Copy !req
6. I've been here before,
so you can order first.Copy !req
7. Huh? Really?Copy !req
8. Well, then...Copy !req
9. I'd like a grande white
chocolatemocha frappuccino.Copy !req
10. Huh?Copy !req
11. Could I also getCopy !req
12. a short single-shot,
caramel sauce,Copy !req
13. hazelnut syrup, chocolate chip,
extra-whip espresso?Copy !req
14. Go to hell!Copy !req
15. Yukko, where are you going?Copy !req
16. The sleeping medication had
no effect on Shinonome.Copy !req
17. So I'll use this!Copy !req
18. Now with increased oxidizing power,Copy !req
19. as well as a backup
paralyzing agent,Copy !req
20. Mr. Oxidation Plus!Copy !req
21. I'll get Shinonome to drink this,Copy !req
22. and then capture her in one fell swoop.Copy !req
23. Once I've secured her,
I'll have some real fun with her...Copy !req
24. Whoops...Copy !req
25. What am I going to do?Copy !req
26. We're using compasses today.Copy !req
27. Nano, did you get your compass?Copy !req
28. Yes!Copy !req
29. Hey, everyone...Copy !req
30. Today's class is study hall!Copy !req
31. Hooray!Copy !req
32. Did Ms. Nakamura collapse again?Copy !req
33. Nakamura seems to collapse a lot...Copy !req
34. Sasahara,Copy !req
35. why are you skipping
cleaning duty again?Copy !req
36. But I cleaned my own area.Copy !req
37. There's still a ton of dust!Copy !req
38. Is that so?Copy !req
39. Return to your area.Copy !req
40. How did you know I was on the roof?Copy !req
41. Are you an idiot?Copy !req
42. I heard it was a nice day out,Copy !req
43. so I just happened to walk by!Copy !req
44. I see.Copy !req
45. Thank you for going out of
your way to check my area.Copy !req
46. Don't get any weird ideas!Copy !req
47. It's not like I did it for you!Copy !req
48. A day off...Copy !req
49. Today, I'm meeting Mai
in a neighboring town.Copy !req
50. We're gonna get some free candy!Copy !req
51. Would you like some bread?Copy !req
52. Huh?Copy !req
53. No, thank you. I ate before I left...Copy !req
54. Aren't dogs... against
the rules, or something?Copy !req
55. All right!Copy !req
56. No, thank you.Copy !req
57. We're almost there,
so I guess I should stand!Copy !req
58. Just kidding...Copy !req
59. We will soon be arriving
at Tokisada Toiyamachi.Copy !req
60. Nice timing!Copy !req
61. This stop is Tokisada Toiyamachi.Copy !req
62. Okay, time to leave.Copy !req
63. Exit to the right.Copy !req
64. And now, traingoers, goodbye!Copy !req
65. Well, well, well...
I'm leaving from this side.Copy !req
66. Endure it, endure it!
Don't lose your cool over this!Copy !req
67. E-excuse me. I was in a hurry.Copy !req
68. Oh, come on...Copy !req
69. It's all right.Copy !req
70. I'll never see that girl again.Copy !req
71. I'm in a neighboring town.Copy !req
72. Nobody knows me here!Copy !req
73. Let it go! Let it go!Copy !req
74. Wait a sec...Copy !req
75. is she following me?Copy !req
76. Just my imagination.
I'm a little tense today.Copy !req
77. There should be a Daiku Burger
right outside the station.Copy !req
78. Where is it?Copy !req
79. Mai's map is all wiggly.Copy !req
80. It'd probably be faster
to just ask someone...Copy !req
81. All right!Copy !req
82. Excuse me. Do you know
where Daiku Burger...Copy !req
83. Hey! Why are you following me?Copy !req
84. That's gotta be against some sort of, you know, copyright law!Copy !req
85. Daiku Burger's on the
other side of this building.Copy !req
86. I'm also meeting someone there,Copy !req
87. so I could take you if you want.Copy !req
88. Welcome.Copy !req
89. Sorry, Sis. I was at my club.Copy !req
90. You're late!Copy !req
91. She really is meeting someone here.Copy !req
92. Thank you for waiting.Copy !req
93. Mai isn't here yet...Copy !req
94. Am I just having a bad day?Copy !req
95. That was so embarrassing!Copy !req
96. Well, whatever.
It's a neighboring town.Copy !req
97. Right!Copy !req
98. Think of it as a practice
run, for real life...Copy !req
99. Yeah!Copy !req
100. I overcame that embarrassment...Copy !req
101. I can overcome anything!Copy !req
102. Yukko.Copy !req
103. Sorry to keep you waiting.Copy !req
104. Mai!Copy !req
105. Is that... possibly...Copy !req
106. Trick or treat.Copy !req
107. I have no choice.Copy !req
108. I've gotta get some candy!Copy !req
109. Trick or treat.Copy !req
110. Halloween was last week...Copy !req
111. This is a Crow!Copy !req
112. If you must pass a crow that's
attempting to intimidate you,Copy !req
113. make sure you maintain eye contact.Copy !req
114. I'm not that sleepy...Copy !req
115. They say counting sheep jumping
over a fence will help you sleep.Copy !req
116. Okay! I'll try it!Copy !req
117. One sheep...Copy !req
118. She's out after the first one!Copy !req
119. Professor, that's amazing! I'll try, too!Copy !req
120. One...Copy !req
121. That sheep didn't make it over the fence...Copy !req
122. There you go.Copy !req
123. Thanks, Sis. You're amazing.Copy !req
124. Did Sasahara teach
you how to do this?Copy !req
125. Wh-why would he have
taught me everything?Copy !req
126. Aren't you two good friends?Copy !req
127. No! Not at all! Really, not at all!Copy !req
128. Calm down...Copy !req
129. Didn't you iron a handkerchief recently?Copy !req
130. That was just some trash I happened
to come across in the street...Copy !req
131. You didn't iron it
because it was Sasahara's?Copy !req
132. I-I told you that wasn't why!Copy !req
133. I was working out my arms,Copy !req
134. and an iron happened to be there.Copy !req
135. And a handkerchief
happened to be under that...Copy !req
136. Or something...Copy !req
137. something like that!Copy !req
138. It's so obvious...Copy !req
139. But you looked so happy
when you were ironing.Copy !req
140. D-don't be stupid!Copy !req
141. I... it was...Copy !req
142. The Earth had just
entered the Photon Belt!Copy !req
143. So, yesterday...Copy !req
144. What happened?Copy !req
145. I talked to Ono.Copy !req
146. What? That's great!Copy !req
147. Two hours by train,
then one hour by bus.Copy !req
148. I left the bustle of the cityCopy !req
149. for the countryside Town S.Copy !req
150. While believing I'd never
find it, but unable to give up,Copy !req
151. I've been searching for a single book.Copy !req
152. That phantasmal bookCopy !req
153. that brought color into
my gray childhood...Copy !req
154. Because I entered this library...Copy !req
155. I can read that book again.Copy !req
156. I thanked those who helped me,Copy !req
157. and took the book in my hands.Copy !req
158. Trying to calm my pounding heart...Copy !req
159. I...Copy !req
160. slowly opened the book.Copy !req
161. Time's almost up.Copy !req
162. Remember to sign your names.Copy !req
163. Ten, nine, eight...Copy !req
164. seven...Copy !req
165. six... five...Copy !req
166. four... three...Copy !req
167. two...Copy !req
168. one...Copy !req
169. Zero!Copy !req
170. Please pass your papers to the front!Copy !req
171. Halloween ended a while ago...Copy !req
172. This coffee isn't very coffee coffee!Copy !req
173. Huh? Not coffee coffee?Copy !req
174. What does that mean?Copy !req
175. I don't really get it, either.Copy !req
176. But... it's just not coffee coffee!Copy !req
177. Just try it! Here.Copy !req
178. What does "not coffee coffee" even mean?Copy !req
179. It's not coffee coffee!Copy !req
180. Everyone, it's finally finished!Copy !req
181. It's Biscuit #2.Copy !req
182. I am Biscuit #2.Copy !req
183. Oh, that thing from the other day...Copy !req
184. Hardly any reaction.Copy !req
185. Hey, I want you to look at it...Copy !req
186. But I already saw the other one.Copy !req
187. #1 and #2 are different!Copy !req
188. This one's even more amazing!Copy !req
189. I see...Copy !req
190. My name is Biscuit #2.Copy !req
191. I am a Biscuit Robot
made by Professor Shinonome.Copy !req
192. True to my name, biscuits
are my power source.Copy !req
193. I run on biscuits...Copy !req
194. Professor, my biscuit!Copy !req
195. What? This is the last one...Copy !req
196. Biscuit #2's specialty is speed reading!Copy !req
197. Go ahead.Copy !req
198. Done.Copy !req
199. Yes!Copy !req
200. Why aren't you surprised?Copy !req
201. Well, I can read fast, too...Copy !req
202. Then why do you
always read so slowly?Copy !req
203. I think this way seems
a bit more normal...Copy !req
204. What's wrong, Biscuit #2?Copy !req
205. Books with lots of
words make me sleepy.Copy !req
206. That sounds pretty normal to me.Copy !req
207. Why won't you tell me I'm awesome?Copy !req
208. I'm super awesome!Copy !req
209. Is that what you're upset about?Copy !req
210. It's important...Copy !req
211. You're already awesome, Professor.Copy !req
212. That's right.Copy !req
213. I may have made a slight mistake.Copy !req
214. I don't think you made a mistake...Copy !req
215. Hey, how awesome am I?Copy !req
216. Uh, about as awesome as
the Chichibu Mountain Range.Copy !req
217. I don't get it...Copy !req
218. Then, you're as awesome
as the Nullarbor Plain.Copy !req
219. I want something bigger!Copy !req
220. Like a whale?Copy !req
221. That might work.Copy !req
222. Whales are certainly large.Copy !req
223. They really are...Copy !req
224. There is no "that's fine."Copy !req
225. There is no "this is fine."Copy !req
226. And that's just fine.Copy !req
227. What are you going to do?Copy !req
228. Snakes and Ladders!Copy !req
229. What'll you do?Copy !req
230. A quiz!Copy !req
231. Quizzes are fun for everyone.Copy !req
232. But getting paid to entertain the princessCopy !req
233. seems like a lot of fun...Copy !req
234. You've got to have fun
like this once in a while.Copy !req
235. Yeah.Copy !req
236. I just put the ball in here...Copy !req
237. Actually, it's over here.Copy !req
238. Way to go, Sixty-six!Copy !req
239. I didn't know you could do that...Copy !req
240. I'm actually hoping to become
the king's personal magician.Copy !req
241. If that happened, you'd be set.Copy !req
242. Yeah!Copy !req
243. I'm starting to feel it, too!Copy !req
244. I'm gonna make some money!Copy !req
245. Hey! It's time!Copy !req
246. Quiet!Copy !req
247. You will follow the order indicated
by the lots you received.Copy !req
248. First person, step forward!Copy !req
249. I'm first.Copy !req
250. Starting off with Sixty-six.Copy !req
251. We'll be earning money from the first guy...Copy !req
252. The king's personal magician, huh?Copy !req
253. Follow your dream, Sixty-six.Copy !req
254. So, where is the ball?Copy !req
255. Huh?Copy !req
256. I wanted to be the king's personal...Copy !req
257. Next.Copy !req
258. What?!Copy !req
259. Second person, step forward!Copy !req
260. It's my turn...Copy !req
261. It's my turn to show
the world what I can do!Copy !req
262. I'll turn this pinch into a chance!Copy !req
263. Who's that?Copy !req
264. Four of Humor... maybe his jokes will work.Copy !req
265. Hey, is that...Copy !req
266. Yeah! He came.Copy !req
267. Four, reporting for duty.Copy !req
268. Next.Copy !req
269. I never thought Four would...Copy !req
270. Number three, step forward.Copy !req
271. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
272. It's my turn...Copy !req
273. Huh? Didn't you say
you were quizzing her?Copy !req
274. I never expected this,Copy !req
275. but my quizzes are all I've got...Copy !req
276. I have to make sure
the princess gets it right!Copy !req
277. I'm fine.Copy !req
278. Mistakes won't be forgiven.Copy !req
279. I have to make it really easy...Copy !req
280. I-I am Six, and I will be doing a quiz.Copy !req
281. Wh-What kind of bread can't you eat?Copy !req
282. There are two possible answers!Copy !req
283. First, a breadbox! Second, melon bread!Copy !req
284. Which is it?Copy !req
285. He...Copy !req
286. I don't know.Copy !req
287. That's... that's correct!Copy !req
288. I have but one regret.Copy !req
289. It's over!Copy !req
290. The quizmaster's gone, too.Copy !req
291. Next.Copy !req
292. S-Seven! I shall list all the citiesCopy !req
293. that have hosted the Olympics...Copy !req
294. We shall not forget your courage, Seven!Copy !req
295. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
296. Can no one entertain the princess?Copy !req
297. Wh-what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
298. I was going to act like a cheerleader...Copy !req
299. Moron!Copy !req
300. I'm splitting disposable
chopsticks with my butt.Copy !req
301. I'm giving a Nanjing Lily performance!Copy !req
302. I'm dicing cabbage!Copy !req
303. We're all going to disappear...Copy !req
304. Hey, I hope you haven't forgotten me.Copy !req
305. Y-you...Copy !req
306. In the world of comedy,Copy !req
307. your comedic mannerisms
place you second to none.Copy !req
308. You're Comedian Thirteen!Copy !req
309. I've got a joke that'll
get the princess to laugh,Copy !req
310. and then turn this situation around...Copy !req
311. Wait, Thirteen! It's too dangerous!Copy !req
312. Tsk, tsk, tsk.Copy !req
313. Did you think I'd only
perform Swan Lake?Copy !req
314. Well, keep watching...Copy !req
315. I'll show you what true comedy is...Copy !req
316. Comedian Thirteen!Copy !req
317. Huh?Copy !req
318. Why me?Copy !req
319. Next! Number five!Copy !req
320. How long will you make us wait? Hurry up!Copy !req
321. Who's number five?Copy !req
322. Is it you?Copy !req
323. No! This is just the number on my hat!Copy !req
324. Who is it?Copy !req
325. Hey, you're number five...Copy !req
326. It's over.Copy !req
327. Hey, five! Show yourself!Copy !req
328. Who is it?Copy !req
329. What? Really?Copy !req
330. Next. Anyone will do.Copy !req
331. Just go.Copy !req
332. There's nothing we can do.Copy !req
333. It'd be hopeless, no matter
how many lives I had!Copy !req
334. I can't deal with this stupid game!Copy !req
335. I'll go stand in the hallway!Copy !req
336. I'm the sweet grande white chocolate
mocha frappuccino, ordered with aCopy !req
337. short single-shot, caramel sauce,Copy !req
338. hazelnut syrup, chocolate chip,
extra-whip espresso.Copy !req
339. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 19.Copy !req
340. Don't miss it.Copy !req