1. Mai, let's walk home together.Copy !req
2. Can we stop by the fire cistern?Copy !req
3. There you go again.Copy !req
4. High school girls shouldn't
go to places like that!Copy !req
5. By the way, Mai,Copy !req
6. want to stop by
Daiku Coffee on the way?Copy !req
7. They've changed their
system quite a bit.Copy !req
8. It might be kinda tough for you.Copy !req
9. So I'll show you how it works.Copy !req
10. Mai.Copy !req
11. That...Copy !req
12. It's asymmetry.Copy !req
13. Yeah, I see that!Copy !req
14. That's completely beside the point!Copy !req
15. It's way beyond
fashionable asymmetry!Copy !req
16. I was just kidding.Copy !req
17. That's too fast, even for a fastball...Copy !req
18. Mai, there's something
wrong with you!Copy !req
19. The heavens must favor Mai...Copy !req
20. What should I make
for dinner tonight?Copy !req
21. Onions are cheap, so I'll
make something with them.Copy !req
22. But the professor
doesn't like onions...Copy !req
23. Nano! Nano!Copy !req
24. Nano.Copy !req
25. Nano, look! I caught a crow!Copy !req
26. Unbelievable!Copy !req
27. What are you doing?Copy !req
28. That's dangerous!
It could peck you!Copy !req
29. It's okay.Copy !req
30. Just hang on.Copy !req
31. Not here...Copy !req
32. I might die!Copy !req
33. It's not here, either.Copy !req
34. My scarf disappeared somewhere.Copy !req
35. Hello, I'm a crow.Copy !req
36. It's a pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
37. It's a good thing he's so polite.Copy !req
38. That's because he's a crow.Copy !req
39. The pleasure is mine.Copy !req
40. I wonder if he'd
drink strawberry milk.Copy !req
41. Do you think he might?Copy !req
42. It'd be cute if he did.Copy !req
43. Unbelievable.Copy !req
44. He killed a bug for us.Copy !req
45. No need to thank me.
It's just part of my job.Copy !req
46. What a crow.Copy !req
47. Mr. Sakamoto,
where's your scarf?Copy !req
48. Without his scarf,
we can't understand him!Copy !req
49. I shall listen and
interpret for him.Copy !req
50. Hm, hm.Copy !req
51. I see, I see.Copy !req
52. It seems that he
would like my scarf.Copy !req
53. I see.Copy !req
54. It isn't yours!Copy !req
55. Professor, did you give
Mr. Sakamoto's scarf to the crow?Copy !req
56. Such a shame.Copy !req
57. But what about
poor Mr. Sakamoto?Copy !req
58. I know... I'll make one.Copy !req
59. A splendid idea.Copy !req
60. I did it!Copy !req
61. Biscuit #1!Copy !req
62. That has nothing
to do with my scarf!Copy !req
63. Excuse me, Professor.Copy !req
64. What are Biscuit #1's functions?Copy !req
65. Good question, Crow!Copy !req
66. It has a rocket punch!Copy !req
67. I'll show you!Copy !req
68. Ready...Copy !req
69. Launch!Copy !req
70. Professor, you should return
Mr. Sakamoto's s-scarf...Copy !req
71. Hold on.Copy !req
72. It still has its left hand!Copy !req
73. Ready...Copy !req
74. Launch!Copy !req
75. I'll kill her... I definitely will.Copy !req
76. I had a lot of fun today.Copy !req
77. But it appears my shenanigans have gone on long enough.Copy !req
78. Please return this
scarf to Mr. Sakamoto.Copy !req
79. I am glad to have had the chance to speak the human language.Copy !req
80. Crow...Copy !req
81. Don't go, Crow!Copy !req
82. Professor!Copy !req
83. Perhaps we shall meet again...Copy !req
84. Farewell, everyone.Copy !req
85. See you again!Copy !req
86. Crow!Copy !req
87. Crow...Copy !req
88. He took it with him!Copy !req
89. That's impossible, sir!Copy !req
90. No, it's fine. Leave it to me.Copy !req
91. But...Copy !req
92. What? Don't you trust me?Copy !req
93. No, that's not...Copy !req
94. I trust you completely, sir.Copy !req
95. Good. Then give me your hands.Copy !req
96. Well, but...Copy !req
97. Ow, ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
98. How is it?Copy !req
99. Yesterday, behind the gymnasium,Copy !req
100. I dug a pit filled with adhesives...Copy !req
101. I'll capture you today,
Shinonome Nano.Copy !req
102. She's here!Copy !req
103. All right!Copy !req
104. I didn't realize that Sakurai Makoto was Ms. Sakurai's younger brother.Copy !req
105. I must learn more about
Ms. Sakurai from him.Copy !req
106. That kid...Copy !req
107. can really play Go-Soccer!Copy !req
108. Interesting!Copy !req
109. Hey, Sakurai.Copy !req
110. Yes?Copy !req
111. Is there any boyfriend
in the picture?Copy !req
112. No future!Copy !req
113. This always happens! I... I'm...Copy !req
114. Uh, no, there isn't...Copy !req
115. There isn't... There isn't...Copy !req
116. Yes... yes...Copy !req
117. Yes!Copy !req
118. Why am I cheering?!Copy !req
119. Why am I cheering?!Copy !req
120. Uh...Copy !req
121. Sorry, sorry.
Please forget about it.Copy !req
122. Oh, right! You play Go-Soccer?Copy !req
123. Yeah, I do...Copy !req
124. Hey, Teacher...Copy !req
125. you like my sister, don't you?Copy !req
126. Don't be ridiculous!Copy !req
127. I just happen to have
more Go-Soccer experience!Copy !req
128. Teacher! You played Go-Soccer?Copy !req
129. Of course I did!Copy !req
130. Believe it or not,
I was my high school's MVP!Copy !req
131. Teacher, our Go-Soccer club
doesn't have a faculty advisor.Copy !req
132. If you'd be our advisor,Copy !req
133. I'd do everything I could to
hook you up with my sister.Copy !req
134. But it's... not like I like her...Copy !req
135. If you won't be our advisor,Copy !req
136. I'll tell everyone you like my sister.Copy !req
137. Why, you little...Copy !req
138. What'll it be?Copy !req
139. Will you become our advisor?Copy !req
140. Um...Copy !req
141. Or will you not?Copy !req
142. Um, but being an
advisor's a lot of work...Copy !req
143. Hey, everyone! Listen up!Copy !req
144. Gonna move!Copy !req
145. A-after him!Copy !req
146. Teacher!Copy !req
147. Nakanojo's been buried
behind the gymnasium...Copy !req
148. What?!Copy !req
149. You have to come right away!Copy !req
150. What?Copy !req
151. Hey, Mr. Takasaki is...Copy !req
152. Teacher!Copy !req
153. Listen closely.Copy !req
154. Okay.Copy !req
155. Nakanojo hasn't been buried!Copy !req
156. What?Copy !req
157. That's right! It could
just be a hole-in-one!Copy !req
158. What?Copy !req
159. But his hair came off!Copy !req
160. What?!Copy !req
161. Draw it in!Copy !req
162. What?Copy !req
163. I'll try it.Copy !req
164. What?!Copy !req
165. Hold on!Copy !req
166. What?Copy !req
167. What is the meaning of that?Copy !req
168. Hey, tea.Copy !req
169. A student exposingCopy !req
170. another's private life
requires my attention,Copy !req
171. over a buried student,Copy !req
172. as, a... uh, as a teacher!Copy !req
173. Mr. Takasaki!Copy !req
174. Yes?Copy !req
175. I haven't said anything.Copy !req
176. I look forward to
having you as our advisor.Copy !req
177. That kid...Copy !req
178. Annaka! Let's go!Copy !req
179. Okay.Copy !req
180. We should hurry.Copy !req
181. After all, I'm a teacher.Copy !req
182. It's this way!Copy !req
183. That way...Copy !req
184. I know I was caught up in the moment,Copy !req
185. but maybe I shouldn't have cut his hair.Copy !req
186. I guess I'll help him.Copy !req
187. He doesn't know it was me.Copy !req
188. What? What is this?Copy !req
189. Where am I? Where is
this? This is strange!Copy !req
190. What is this? I can't move!Copy !req
191. Huh?Copy !req
192. Uh, um...Copy !req
193. What? What is this?Copy !req
194. My hair...Copy !req
195. Run away!Copy !req
196. Help me...Copy !req
197. My hair...Copy !req
198. Swim, swim.Copy !req
199. Shark, shark, chomp.Copy !req
200. Shark, shark, chomp.Copy !req
201. What is this?Copy !req
202. This is Chichi!Copy !req
203. See you later!Copy !req
204. I won't call her out today!Copy !req
205. Besides, this is Mai's fault.Copy !req
206. She throws out jokes like a machine,Copy !req
207. and I always call them out...Copy !req
208. At this rate, it'll be an endless loopCopy !req
209. of jokes and comebacks!Copy !req
210. We're just maidens...Copy !req
211. Right... innocent maidens
who could make flowers blush.Copy !req
212. But...Copy !req
213. We can't even talk like
ordinary high school girls.Copy !req
214. Starting today, I won't mention it!Copy !req
215. My will is harder than diamond.Copy !req
216. Yukko, good morning.Copy !req
217. Mai, good...Copy !req
218. Double glasses!Copy !req
219. It's strong! It's strong today!Copy !req
220. It's really strong today!Copy !req
221. But I won't lose!Copy !req
222. I... no, we will change!Copy !req
223. Mai, selamat pagi.Copy !req
224. All right! It's time to
let our girl-talk bloom!Copy !req
225. Hey, Mai.Copy !req
226. Did you watch
Muscle Lament yesterday?Copy !req
227. Which... wh-wh-which one?Copy !req
228. My glasses... My glasses...Copy !req
229. Wh-what's with these
high-paced jokes?Copy !req
230. It's like she's just waiting
for me to say something...Copy !req
231. No. I mustn't do it!Copy !req
232. Yukko, this is a trap!Copy !req
233. Huh?Copy !req
234. Huh, Minakami? You're
wearing two pairs of glasses.Copy !req
235. Tanaka, you jerk!Copy !req
236. My line...Copy !req
237. That was supposed to be my line...Copy !req
238. No! No, no. It wasn't mine.Copy !req
239. That wasn't my line at all!Copy !req
240. Oh, right. Is Japanese
first period today?Copy !req
241. Yeah. I heard the science teacher, Nakamura, collapsed again.Copy !req
242. Is she all right?Copy !req
243. Oh, right. Is Japanese
first period today?Copy !req
244. No... You just asked...Copy !req
245. That was close!Copy !req
246. Why would that girl say
the same thing twice?Copy !req
247. She's a sharp one!
A real sharp one!Copy !req
248. All right, give the instructions.Copy !req
249. Stand.Copy !req
250. Bow.Copy !req
251. Set down.Copy !req
252. Let's get started.Copy !req
253. Open to page 82...Copy !req
254. Set down...Copy !req
255. What's "set down"
supposed to mean?!Copy !req
256. And everyone else let it slide!Copy !req
257. Would anyone like to read this?Copy !req
258. Yes.Copy !req
259. Mai!Copy !req
260. Okay, Minakami.Copy !req
261. Yes.Copy !req
262. "Darkness fell quietly on the mountains,Copy !req
263. If she's reading this...Copy !req
264. and scattered lights came on, in the village.Copy !req
265. It was his first visit,Copy !req
266. If she's reading this, then...Copy !req
267. but nostalgia sprouted, somewhere inside.Copy !req
268. Then...Copy !req
269. He drew a cigarette from his breast pocket and lit it with the spark from a rock.Copy !req
270. Then...Copy !req
271. She memorized it?!Copy !req
272. Calling the joke out...Copy !req
273. It feels... so...Copy !req
274. ...wonderful!Copy !req
275. I'm sorry I shouted.Copy !req
276. I'll go and stand in the hallway!Copy !req
277. O-Okay.Copy !req
278. Yes. This is how it should be.Copy !req
279. This is my path, and...Copy !req
280. This is Mai's path.Copy !req
281. Yukko.Copy !req
282. Since this morning, I've been wearing...Copy !req
283. contact lenses.Copy !req
284. Then what's the point
of those glasses?Copy !req
285. Professor, Professor.Copy !req
286. If you don't sleep in your
bed, you'll catch a cold.Copy !req
287. Professor...Copy !req
288. Just a little longer...Copy !req
289. Huh? A little longer?Copy !req
290. She got me!Copy !req
291. There we go.Copy !req
292. Mr. Sakamoto...Copy !req
293. Mr. Sakamoto, let's go to bed.Copy !req
294. Okay.Copy !req
295. She always ends up
carrying her to bed.Copy !req
296. Three of spades here!Copy !req
297. In the President game, I
begin as the weakest card.Copy !req
298. But with a revolution, I
become the strongest!Copy !req
299. A real man overthrows his superiors.Copy !req
300. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 18.Copy !req
301. Don't miss it.Copy !req