Nichijou: My Ordinary Life 1x9

Directed by Hiroko Utsumi

Keiko Yamamoto as Yuuko's mother (voice) • Una Nagisa as Osamu (voice) • Kaoru Mizuhara as Ma-chan (voice) • Jin Domon as Old man (voice) • Eiji Miyashita as Schoolboy (voice)

I'm dreaming. I must be dreaming... They may maintain their flavor, but they're not maintaining their spirit! No matter how many I kill, they never learn their lesson. My lower half is unprotected!

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1. The Japanese test is over.

2. Literature

3. They're really happy.

4. They must have put a lot into this test.

5. How heartwarming.

6. The test is over... Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

7. That's not rock-paper-scissors.

8. I'm dreaming. I must be dreaming...

9. It's over... It's all over!

10. My parents will be sending a bag of rice to everyone.

11. Thanks, rice merchant.

12. We're getting married.

13. Come on, everyone! Lend a hand.

14. Ready, and...

15. What are you doing?

16. Oh, Mio.

17. Good morning.

18. Nichijou Part 35

19. No, no, no, no.

20. Come on, come on, come on, come on...

21. Aren't you going to be all "Why are you wearing that?"

22. You're still mad at me, aren't you?

23. Because I put a knight in your mont blanc...

24. It isn't like I couldn't eat it, so it doesn't matter.

25. No way is that okay!

26. I was looking forward to that mont blanc!

27. Why? Why? Why on earth would you do that? I don't get it!

28. Why would you put a knight in it?

29. Well, I thought it might look cool.

30. Men!

31. She can never take a joke...

32. That idiot.

33. They only make ten of those mont blancs a day.

34. She's always messing with me,

35. without realizing what she's doing.

36. Now that she's in college,

37. she really should learn some sympathy.

38. But truth be told,

39. I'm thinking about forgiving my sister for her stupidity...

40. Because I have this

41. limited to five-per-day shortcake I've been hiding.

42. King

43. King

44. Checkmate!

45. My strawberry!

46. My limited, five-per-day strawberry,

47. which I've been looking forward to since last night!

48. My... My strawberry!

49. Where's the strawberry?

50. Where's the sweet treat that belongs in this position?

51. Namu...

52. Do!

53. You idiot!

54. A shortcake without its strawberry is just bread.

55. It's just some sweet bread.

56. I don't want bread.

57. Happy birthday to me.

58. Happy birthday to me.

59. Happy birthday dear me...

60. Happy birthday to me.

61. Happy Birthday to Me!

62. Sister...

63. Mio...

64. It's not your birthday!

65. Faculty Office

66. Quiz

67. Udon and Soba

68. Nichijou Part 36

69. I've always wanted to come here.

70. You said you saw it in a magazine?

71. Yeah, that's right. Look, I've even got my coupon.

72. You don't need to show us now.

73. I'll have the herring soba.

74. Oh? Chosen like a true connoisseur...

75. Without the herring.

76. That's just plain soba.

77. Mio-chan, what are you having?

78. I'll just have the regular zaru soba.

79. That's the safe choice... As expected from an amateur.

80. Who cares? What are you having?

81. I think I'll try the summer vegetable tendon.

82. Ordering a rice dish at a soba restaurant is pretty bold, right?

83. Yeah, pretty cool.

84. Isn't it? And it's a seasonal dish.

85. If I don't have it now, who knows when I'll get another chance?

86. Wouldn't that be in a year?

87. No, no, no...

88. You've got to dream bigger, Mio-chan.

89. The important thing is the present... Right now.

90. I see.

91. Maybe you're a bit young to understand.

92. Yeah, yeah.

93. Excuse me.

94. I'll take your orders.

95. One herring soba, one zaru soba, and...

96. And one summer vegetable tendon.

97. That's one herring soba, one zaru soba, and one summer vegetable tendon.

98. Just a moment.

99. Apparently, they make their soba by hand.

100. This place is the real deal.

101. What's the "soba gaki"?

102. They're those squishy things made from soba powder.

103. Oh, really?

104. Thank you for waiting.

105. Here are your herring and your zaru sobas.

106. You two go ahead and eat.

107. Thanks.

108. Before it gets cold.

109. It was already cold.

110. My order was from the limited menu.

111. They must be taking their time, to carefully prepare it.

112. You've been waiting for a while, Yukko.

113. Maybe frying the tempura's taking a while.

114. Maybe they're out getting the vegetables now.

115. That would certainly explain the wait.

116. This place has lots of a la carte dishes.

117. Really?

118. Yes?

119. It wasn't hers.

120. Too bad.

121. Goddamn!

122. Yukko, calm down!

123. How should I calm down? This is taking way too long!

124. I don't care if they are long-standing!

125. They may maintain their flavor, but they're not maintaining their spirit!

126. What are you talking about?

127. I'm going to lodge a complaint!

128. Thank you for waiting.

129. Don't you agree this took too...

130. Thank you.

131. Why not read a magazine or something?

132. I'll be finished soon.

133. Things we think are cool!

134. Young shogi players!

135. Nichijou Part 37

136. I've got my mosquito traps.

137. I thought if I waited, it would go away.

138. But it never goes away, the midnight Mogami River.

139. But it never

140. goes away,

141. the midnight Mogami River.

142. There! There! There!

143. They say that even a mosquito will turn.

144. Let's relax and sleep peacefully.

145. I'm talking to you!

146. Chesuto!

147. I've committed a petty murder.

148. I'll kill you!

149. No matter how many I kill, they never learn their lesson.

150. I'm starting to lose my mind!

151. Mom!

152. We can't live here anymore!

153. We have to move!

154. Just what time do you think it is?

155. Keep quiet, and go to bed!

156. Chirashizushi

157. Okay.

158. Tsurasuzusu.

159. No.

160. Chi-ra-shi-zu-shi.

161. Okay.

162. Tsu-ra-su-zu-su.

163. No, no!

164. Chi.

165. Chi.

166. Ra.

167. Ra.

168. Shi.

169. Shi.

170. Zu.

171. Zu.

172. Shi.

173. Shi.

174. Yes!

175. Chirashizushi.

176. Okay.

177. Tsurasuzusu.

178. Patience

179. No Shouting

180. Nichijou Part 38

181. Sakamoto, look.

182. Winner

183. There's a "Winner" on my Popsicle sticking out on the bottom.

184. Huh.

185. What do you mean, huh?

186. You shouldn't be eating that thing.

187. What do you mean, that thing?

188. You won't have room for your dinner.

189. Omelette rice!

190. You're still just a kid if you're getting excited over a winning Popsicle.

191. It wasn't just any winning Popsicle.

192. It was a super-rare one, with the Winner coming out at the bottom.

193. Top or bottom, a winner's a winner.

194. Eat enough of them, and you're bound to win.

195. It sure is blissful to be a child...

196. Getting overly excited over a winning Popsicle.

197. A crab!

198. I hardly ever see this super-rare critter!

199. I'll save it for last.

200. Thank you for the food.

201. Huh? You've hardly touched your food, Professor.

202. Did you snack a lot this afternoon?

203. I'm sorry.

204. How much did you eat?

205. All of them.

206. All of them? You ate all the snacks for the month?

207. I'm not praising you!

208. You're unbelievable.

209. But Sakamoto told me to eat them.

210. Sakamoto-san!

211. Sakamoto told me that food spoils fast during the summer.

212. That has nothing to do with it.

213. But you said there's always room for dessert.

214. What are you, an office lady?

215. Sakamoto-san!

216. Why are you taking her seriously?

217. I'm innocent. If we're talking black or white, I'm white.

218. You're pure black.

219. That's right.

220. I was born this way.

221. Just forget it.

222. There's nothing else to say.

223. You don't get any strawberry juice.

224. I won't eat any more snacks.

225. No.

226. I'll give you my winning Popsicle.

227. I don't want it.

228. I'll eat my vegetables.

229. That goes without saying.

230. I'll remove your screw.

231. What?

232. I'll forgive you this time.

233. But if you do it again, no snacks for a month.

234. Okay.

235. Well, then...

236. I get the feeling that if I give this to her now, everything will fall apart.

237. You can have your juice after you remove my screw.

238. Turn around.

239. Okay!

240. Loser

241. Loser

242. Loser

243. Loser

244. Loser

245. Loser

246. Loser

247. Loser

248. Loser

249. Loser

250. Loser

251. Loser

252. Loser

253. Loser

254. Loser

255. Loser

256. Loser

257. Loser

258. Loser

259. Loser

260. Loser

261. Loser

262. Loser

263. Loser

264. Loser

265. Loser

266. Loser

267. Loser

268. Your right hand is a loser.

269. Why did you put this here?

270. I'm not praising you!

271. You always act without thinking.

272. Before you act, please think a little more.

273. You aren't listening!

274. A A A A Little Miracle

275. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

276. Short Thoughts

277. A search will yield all kinds of results...

278. A search will yield

279. all kinds of results...

280. Mio.

281. I'm glad you're here.

282. What's going on?

283. Something came up.

284. I was hoping you'd help out the neighborhood association for me.

285. What? Ask mom to help you.

286. Mom went out to play sepak takraw with her friends.

287. And they said they'd pay 10,000 yen.

288. Thanks.

289. Neighborhood Association Rice Cake Fair

290. 10,000 yen sounds pretty good.

291. I don't have anything to do, so I'll check it out.

292. Nichijou Part 39

293. They tricked me!

294. This is terrible. What is this?

295. What on earth is this?

296. How did this happen?

297. Rice Cake Fair

298. They're white, pure white...

299. I can't believe the Neighborhood Association

300. Come one, come all.

301. has two people selling rice cake on the street.

302. It's embarrassing!

303. This is embarrassing!

304. As they walk by, everyone looks at me with disappointment.

305. They're expecting me to attract customers?

306. This is their mascot, Rice Cake-kun?

307. He has no eyes or mouth. It's a plain white mask.

308. This isn't Rice Cake-kun.

309. It's just a rice cake!

310. Wait a minute. This Rice Cake Fair

311. isn't fair at all!

312. Sorry.

313. This will never work.

314. What is that thing? It's creepy!

315. Take that.

316. Stop it. That hurts, so cut it out!

317. H-Hey, stop! Stop it... My lower half is unprotected!

318. My lower half is unprotected!

319. Hey, stop it! Stop!

320. It's angry! Run!

321. Yeah!

322. Something's wrong with that thing!

323. What am I going to do?

324. Yukko!

325. Please don't ruin Rice Cake's image.

326. I can't watch this. Come on, take it off.

327. This is why you can't count on part-timers.

328. Why don't you take care of the store, instead of just standing there?

329. I'm making 10,000 yen...

330. I have to suck it up.

331. I want to go home.

332. I miss being at home.

333. Are these things even selling?

334. They're lined up really carefully...

335. Excuse me.

336. How much does one cost?

337. A customer!

338. Um...

339. How much are we charging for these?

340. Excuse me. How much does one...

341. I shouldn't have done this.

342. I won't run. You can't make me run.

343. Uh, take one for free.

344. Lucky.

345. Mosquito

346. Hey!

347. Another peaceful day came and went in the Shinonome household.

348. Hello. King here.

349. Shogi reminds me of Habu-san.

350. Habu-san reminds me of Mango-san!

351. I feel like taking a trip to Okinawa.

352. It'll all work out!

353. Hirano Aya

354. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 10.

355. Don't miss it!