1. What beautiful weather.
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2. I should wake the
professor up soon.
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3. Maybe I'll go for a
walk after breakfast.
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4. Huh? What...
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5. Mio, Mai. Selamat pagi.
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6. Yukko, good morning.
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7. Good morning.
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8. It's nice outside today.
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9. Yesterday, they
said it would rain.
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10. Well, the weather's not real bad...
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11. so maybe I should buy a keypad!
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12. Just kidding.
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13. Wha-wha-what's with
their lack of reaction?
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14. Terrible... these girls are terrible...
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15. Could they think that I'm...
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16. actually going to buy a keypad?
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17. Oh, that's it.
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18. That joke was a little
too highbrow for them.
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19. I need to make jokes that
everyone can understand.
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20. Okay!
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21. Man, it sure is hot.
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22. This hot spot...
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23. is giving me a bald spot!
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24. Just kidding.
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25. Terrifying, terrifying...
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26. the virtual age is terrifying!
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27. But, I guess...
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28. it's in bad taste if they know
someone who's really balding.
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29. Wait!
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30. I feel a little guilty.
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31. All right!
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32. I'll use the ancient weapon!
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33. The noble treasure!
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34. Hey, listen!
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35. What did the man say when
a centipede attacked him?
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36. "This bug's...
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37. really bugging me!"
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38. I'm shocked!
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39. I'm shocked...
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40. What's wrong with these girls?
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41. How can they still
keep a straight face?
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42. Wait a minute!
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43. Maybe they didn't hear me.
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44. If they didn't hear me,
it's not their fault.
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45. All right!
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46. Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen!
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47. What did the man say when
a centipede attacked him?
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48. "This bug's...
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49. really bugging me!"
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50. These girls are true warriors...
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51. no, they're on the level of kings!
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52. Could it be...
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53. Could it be that they're expecting me to
surpass my own level of skill,
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54. to surpass...
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55. myself?!
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56. If I give up here...
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57. I'll betray their expectations!
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58. I can't turn back!
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59. Can't turn back!
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60. So...
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61. I can't...
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62. give in!
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63. My grade for astronomy will be...
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64. ...astronomical!
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65. I've got an explosive desire
to visit a bomb shelter!
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66. The gully is happy! Golly!
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67. I'll... make... you... see...
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68. my makeup!
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69. In this equation,
substitute this for x
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70. to determine the answer.
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71. Take this y, and...
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72. President.
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73. Ogi!
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74. Why haven't we seen
you around for so long?
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75. For the last three months,
I thought you were dead.
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76. How've you been?
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77. Yes.
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78. You've got great timing.
I've got nothing to do.
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79. Let's do something together.
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80. What do you want to do?
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81. We can play this.
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82. I came to quit the club.
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83. Why do I cough
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84. just before the movie starts,
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85. at the movie theater?
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86. And then I...
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87. Weboshi! Fet!
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88. Have you seen Sasahara?
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89. Sasahara?
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90. I saw him taking the
stairs up to the roof.
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91. Thanks!
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92. Misato's already
busy this morning.
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93. That's youth for you...
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94. Let's go take a look.
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95. They might be up to something!
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96. Across the blue sky,
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97. a single flying right hand
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98. leaves a trail of clouds.
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99. Sasahara.
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100. Not bad.
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101. Sasahara, do you understand
what you've done?
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102. The weather is beautiful,
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103. so I came up to the
roof to compose a poem.
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104. Not that.
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105. I'm talking about this.
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106. Don't you remember this?
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107. That's mine.
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108. Why do you have...
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109. What are you talking about?
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110. I picked up your litter for you!
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111. Oh no, I did not throw this away.
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112. I simply dropped it by accident.
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113. This is not garbage.
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114. It's a handker-
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115. Everything you own is garbage!
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116. How did you know this was mine?
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117. Our homes are in completely
opposite directions.
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118. You even ironed it...
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119. A-are you stupid?
Don't get the wrong idea!
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120. I just happened to
be walking that way,
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121. while I was thinking about stuff!
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122. Thank you for your
kindness, Tachibana Misato.
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123. You always drop
things in the morning...
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124. I never noticed. Do I?
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125. You're littering the streets!
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126. B-but... I don't mind...
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127. picking up your garbage for you...
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128. Don't get the wrong idea!
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129. That's just my
volunteer spirit talking!
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130. Misato's never going to change.
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131. Weboshi...
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132. What do I do with this?
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133. Why did you bring that?
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134. What do I do with it?
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135. Get rid of it!
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136. But what do I do with it?
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137. Just get rid of it!
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138. But what do I do with it?
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139. Things we think are cool!
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140. Super-car bicycles!
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141. I give up.
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142. No one's coming to save us.
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143. There is no God.
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144. No Buddha.
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145. Yesterday, I had...
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146. ...pork cutlet?
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147. Oh, well.
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148. Huh?
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149. How long have we been here?
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150. I think...
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151. ...I just fell asleep.
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152. Oh, well.
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153. Do you want to play shiritori?
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154. Orange.
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155. Oh, sorry.
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156. Say it one more time.
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157. What did I say?
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158. Say.
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159. Say.
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160. Say.
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161. Can I say something
totally different?
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162. Eggplant.
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163. Eggplant.
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164. She's dead.
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165. Help isn't coming.
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166. I'm paralyzed.
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167. It's down to just
you and me, Sekiguchi.
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168. We'll have to disband
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169. if we don't have at
least three members.
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170. If only we had a way
to recruit members...
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171. President.
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172. What does our club do?
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173. Oh, I thought you came up with a good way to recruit people.
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174. We don't really do anything.
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175. On your mark...
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176. Get set...
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177. Go!
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178. Stop! Hey! Don't take my uniform!
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179. Come on, Seki.
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180. Give me your uniform.
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181. B-but I haven't even
scored a single point today!
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182. I don't care.
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183. This uniform commemorates your retirement!
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184. B-but the uniform of a player who couldn't score a single point in their last game must be worthless!
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185. That's not true.
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186. I started playing
soccer because of you!
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187. W-wait! Fine! Fine!
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188. Just let me take it off
when I'm ready, okay? Okay?
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189. Just let go of me!
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190. What?
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191. Fine...
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192. There's my opening!
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193. Sorry, I guess...
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194. Listen up!
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195. From now on, be sure
to respect your elders.
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196. Okay.
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197. Geez, she's completely hopeless.
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198. Oh, man! This is so fun!
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199. Wait up!
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200. In the beginning,
I thought I could make a
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201. new kind of club,
combining go and soccer.
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202. That's why I made this club.
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203. But...
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204. I couldn't come up
with any good ideas.
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205. First you draw a boomerang,
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206. then a triangle, and then a square...
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207. Professor, let's go to bed.
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208. Okay!
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209. Professor, did you have a snack?
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210. No, I didn't.
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211. Why did you look away?
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212. I might have looked away.
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213. That doesn't make any sense!
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214. Look! Why are you
having a snack before bed?
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215. Well, that wasn't me, so...
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216. Who am I looking at, with
crumbs all over her face?
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217. I think I caught a cold.
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218. What are you doing?
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219. Why do you keep eating snacks
before bed even when I tell you not to?
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220. It's not my fault!
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221. Sakamoto told me to eat it!
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222. He's making a snot
bubble. How silly.
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223. Don't change the subject!
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224. Sheesh.
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225. Brush your teeth before
you go to bed, okay?
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226. I already brushed my teeth.
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227. You mean you brushed your
teeth before your snack?
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228. Yes. I brushed them.
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229. Why are you embarrassed?
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230. But you only have to
brush your teeth once.
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231. That's not true! You had a snack.
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232. Then, did you brush your teeth?
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233. I brushed them!
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234. Then, then...
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235. I'm ready to go to bed.
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236. You're the one who isn't ready.
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237. You're a robot, so
you can't get cavities!
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238. Nano, um, uh...
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239. You might get a little cavity.
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240. Really?
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241. Really.
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242. You're lying...
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243. Oh, but you can rust, though!
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244. Rust...
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245. Uh, um...
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246. I'll give you a cavity feature!
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247. Don't worry. I'll really do it!
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248. Promise?
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249. That's the truth!
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250. Nano, come brush
your teeth with me!
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251. Okay. It's my second time, though.
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252. It's already 10 PM.
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253. Yes, it is.
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254. Let's go to sleep after this.
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255. Geez, Sasahara never
takes anything seriously...
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256. We're a double-yolked egg!
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257. We are!
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258. Hot... Hot, hot, hot!
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259. Hot! Hot!
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260. The... the next episode of Nichijou is e-episode 9.
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261. Don't miss it! Hot!
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