Nichijou: My Ordinary Life 1x7

Directed by Noriyuki Kitanohara

Tamio Ohki as King Albert (voice) • Takaya Hashi as Dolph (voice) • Noriko Hidaka as Princess Starla (voice) • Tesshou Genda as Soldier No. 6 (voice) • Ryota Takeuchi as Soldier (voice)

This is simply our just God's punishment, Albert. Are you dating anyone right now? If I don't pawn this scythe and buy some food, I'll die. If you get this question right, you'll receive an arm!

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1. I've brought him here.

2. Enter.

3. If it isn't King Albert.

4. Dolph...

5. What is the meaning of this?

6. I thought we could enjoy a delicious meal together.

7. Unfortunately, it appears there is no food for you.

8. Restrain him.

9. Yes, sir.

10. Is that what you're after?

11. Let's put an end to this hide-and-seek with the princess, King Albert.

12. Or should I say Albert?

13. Did you find her?

14. No, I haven't!

15. I'll check over there!

16. Listen up!

17. Get the wooden cube.

18. Don't kill the princess yet.

19. Do you think you'll be forgiven for your actions, Dolph?

20. Forgiven?

21. And just who do you think will punish me?

22. You have no allies here anymore, Albert.

23. This trip you planned around the world...

24. was the greatest chance you could have given me.

25. I was able to fortify the ship with my men.

26. Why? Why did you betray me, Dolph?

27. That's not very nice, Albert.

28. I am grateful to you.

29. When I was an orphan, you took me in and raised me,

30. and you even made me your kingdom's commander!

31. Then why?

32. You think I supported you until now, with no ambition of my own?

33. This is simply our just God's punishment, Albert.

34. Dolph-sama!

35. We found the princess!

36. Okay! I'll be right there!

37. There you have it.

38. I look forward to hearing your last words, King Albert.

39. Traitor.

40. What are you doing?

41. Don't you know your place?

42. If it isn't Princess Starla.

43. How do you do?

44. Dolph.

45. Do you even know what you're doing?

46. Your speech is always so vulgar despite your appearance.

47. Of course I know.

48. I will take King Albert's wooden cube and your wooden cube,

49. to resurrect the ancient weapon.

50. So that I may become the Fey Kingdom's new monarch.

51. You have no friends here.

52. You cannot escape!

53. Now, be a good girl and hand it over!

54. He's dead...

55. Princess! Princess!

56. Princess! Princess!

57. Princess! Princess!

58. Hey, you!

59. This is going to cost you!

60. Take me to my father!

61. The wooden cube?

62. I thought the princess had it.

63. No, perhaps...

64. What?

65. Wait, what?

66. What?

67. Does this mean I'll become king?

68. No... No, hold on. Calm down.

69. I need a cigarette.

70. For twelve years, I've been a soldier.

71. I expected to die a soldier.

72. I never thought I'd have a chance like this...

73. I can't do it.

74. I don't have a plan for what to do after I become king.

75. Even with both of these,

76. I don't know how to summon the ancient weapon.

77. Ow!

78. Nichijou Part 27

79. Good morning.

80. Super Jumbo

81. Japanese National Lottery

82. Lottery

83. Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

84. Mio-chan! I won 10,000 yen in the lottery!

85. You're kidding!

86. Buy me something.

87. What should I do? What should I buy?

88. Maybe I'll buy a house!

89. Yukko...

90. This is last year's...

91. There, there. No one ever wins the lottery.

92. Present

93. I'm fine. You don't have to comfort me.

94. Isn't today your birthday?

95. Here.

96. Really? A present!

97. Thank you!

98. Can I open it?

99. Yeah!

100. It's nothing special.

101. It was just lying around the house.

102. It's okay. I appreciate the thought.

103. Octopus Wasabi

104. Faculty Office

105. Sakurai-sensei.

106. Oh, Takasaki-sensei.

107. Good morning.

108. Good morning.

109. Sensei, can anything be done about Aioi?

110. Aioi

111. She never does her homework.

112. Oh, I'm sorry.

113. It would help if her homeroom teacher would talk to her about it.

114. Sorry. I'll let Aioi-san know...

115. I need to get to my first period class.

116. Please take care of it!

117. Excuse me.

118. Oh, I'm sorry.

119. Are you all right?

120. Did you get any tea on yourself?

121. Nichijou Part 28

122. I want to protect her!

123. I'm really sorry.

124. I'm twenty-six years old.

125. It's all right. Don't worry about it.

126. For a man who has had no luck with women,

127. Sakurai-sensei is like a bamboo shoot that suddenly began to grow in my yard.

128. No, I mustn't.

129. As a teacher, bringing romantic feelings to the workplace would be an egregious offense!

130. Keep it together, Takasaki Manabu!

131. She forgot something...

132. Sakurai-sensei!

133. You forgot your black folder.

134. Thank you, Takasaki-sensei.

135. But this is my black folder.

136. What?

137. Takasaki-sensei, where are you taking my black folder?

138. What?

139. I'm sorry!

140. Please excuse me.

141. I want to take her out to pick mushrooms!

142. I wonder if Sakurai-sensei has a boyfriend.

143. She doesn't wear a ring, so she can't be married...

144. Do I have a chance?

145. What kind of music does she like? What's her favorite animal?

146. What's her favorite sport? What's her favorite vegetable?

147. What am I thinking?

148. It's impure... Impure, Takasaki Manabu!

149. A proper role model for the students shouldn't be doing this!

150. Takasaki-sensei, are you worried about your students?

151. But isn't asking her what her favorite food is innocent enough?

152. Sakurai-sensei, what is your favorite food?

153. I'll eat anything.

154. I see. How do you feel about shiitake mushrooms?

155. They're good grilled or boiled.

156. You're right. What about fried?

157. Of course you can fry them.

158. They're good fried, aren't they?

159. I can do it!

160. Act naturally! Naturally, Takasaki Manabu!

161. Talk to her naturally, like you're talking to the eggplants!

162. Sakurai-sensei.

163. Yes, what is it?

164. Sorry for stopping you again and again...

165. Are you dating anyone right now?

166. What am I saying?

167. Stupid! Am I stupid? Am I an idiot?

168. No, I'm not.

169. I'm not... I'm not... I'm not...

170. Awesome!

171. Um, Takasaki-sensei?

172. Sorry for asking such a personal question.

173. That turned out well.

174. Sakurai-sensei, work hard in your first class.

175. You, too, Takasaki-sensei.

176. I will!

177. Please excuse me.

178. You, too, Takasaki-sensei...

179. You too, Takasaki-sensei... You, too, Takasaki-sensei...

180. That's the spirit.

181. Please give me back my scythe.

182. If I don't pawn this scythe and buy some food, I'll die.

183. Oh, no. A river.

184. I did it.

185. Give it back!

186. First comes rock, then comes paper...

187. You can't throw all of them.

188. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

189. I won!

190. Thanks.

191. That's not all.

192. with nata de coco.

193. Tomorrow's weather is...

194. Miracle Pinch! But I'm just getting started!

195. Imagination

196. Do you want me to guess what you most certainly aren't thinking about?

197. What is it?

198. Carefree OL travel diary.

199. Just a little.

200. Running onto trains is dangerous.

201. Mio-chan, Mai-chan. The train's here! Hurry!

202. Wait...

203. All right! I made it!

204. She got on alone.

205. I got on by myself...

206. What will you have?

207. Give me your orders.

208. One bintoro.

209. Yellowtail and ikura.

210. Give me your orders.

211. Tuna and engawa, please.

212. One urchin.

213. Um, one bintoro and, uh...

214. I forgot.

215. He forgot...

216. Nichijou Part 29

217. Hello.

218. Hello. Um, can I help you?

219. Well...

220. What are you doing?

221. Well, I just thought you seemed unusual.

222. There's nothing unusual about me. I'm normal.

223. This screw is an accessory.

224. Hey, how did you do this? Come on, tell me.

225. Please give that back. Give it back.

226. Okay, let's do this.

227. See you later.

228. Why?

229. Sorry, sorry. I'm just kidding.

230. I'm serious. Give it back.

231. Which hand?

232. It's in your bag!

233. Correct!

234. Second question!

235. What?

236. Kenta-kun's mom bought ten apples.

237. His mom ate three of them.

238. She gave four of the remaining apples to their neighbor, Yumiko-chan.

239. Where is your arm?

240. In your bag!

241. Amazing! Correct again!

242. Now give it back.

243. Last question!

244. If you get this question right, you'll receive an arm!

245. What? It was mine to begin with!

246. You don't want an arm?

247. I want it!

248. Here's the challenge. Say the word "bag" ten times.

249. Bag... bag... bag... bag...

250. Bag... bag...

251. Bag... bag... bag... bag.

252. What do you put down when you want to draw?

253. A ba... I mean, a board.

254. Wrong!

255. What?

256. The answer we were looking for was "paper."

257. That's not fair.

258. I'm kidding.

259. Please stop following me.

260. Fine, fine. Sorry.

261. It came off.

262. It came off!

263. Mio.

264. Let's go home.

265. Huh? Are you on your way home from school?

266. I just ran into someone interesting.

267. What sort of person?

268. Her arm came off.

269. What?

270. She had a screw on her back.

271. What are you talking about?

272. I met someone like that.

273. That's weird...

274. Short Thoughts

275. I want to use some "pretty sharp" quotation marks.

276. I want to use some "pretty sharp" quotation marks.

277. Nano, let's go.

278. Nichijou Part 30

279. Okay.

280. Well, they're just kids, after all.

281. I won!

282. I lost.

283. What are they doing?

284. That's not how you play.

285. Sakamoto, how many points was that?

286. What?

287. Ready, Professor?

288. Ready.

289. She hasn't thrown the ball yet!

290. Is she trying to kill me?

291. Sakamoto-san, how many points was that?

292. You, too?

293. She swung again!

294. You're next, Sakamoto.

295. Why me?

296. How do you expect me to hold a bat with these hands?

297. What?

298. What do you think my hands are, anyway?

299. You're always poking the pads on my feet.

300. This is why you kids are...

301. Well, you know, it's not safe for you to play on your own, so I'm keeping an eye on you.

302. I have no intention of participating.

303. Why don't you start with some catch?

304. Okay.

305. Okay, coach!

306. Coach?

307. Coach! We only have one glove.

308. You'll be fine without one.

309. Coach, the glove doesn't fit.

310. Weren't you just wearing it on your left hand?

311. Coach!

312. Coach!

313. You girls are hopeless.

314. Professor, ready?

315. Ready.

316. Where did it go?

317. So the teacher got mad at me.

318. No surprise there.

319. I agree.

320. You, too, Mai-chan?

321. But she didn't need to go that far.

322. That's true, but you should be careful from now on.

323. That's right. You never know what will happen.

324. Thank you.

325. Oh! Gentleman!

326. Listen to this.

327. Mai-chan, let me borrow it again.

328. Okay.

329. Oh, good. Everyone should have good friends.

330. Maybe she's the girl my sister mentioned.

331. Birthday Present

332. I am a wooden cube.

333. Become my owner, and you will inherit an ancient weapon.

334. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 8.

335. Wakamoto Norio

336. Don't miss it.