1. Science can prove everything in this world.Copy !req
2. Reports of supernatural phenomena occur across the globe, but there's no way anything that lame could exist.Copy !req
3. They just can't exist.Copy !req
4. In other words...Copy !req
5. I don't believe in ghosts!Copy !req
6. Nichijou Part 93Copy !req
7. I came here because I heard that this temple performs exorcisms.Copy !req
8. How may I help you?Copy !req
9. I'll pretend an evil spirit is possessing me while I look for contradictions.Copy !req
10. Recently, I've felt like something's strangling me.Copy !req
11. Oh, my...Copy !req
12. Here. Use this.Copy !req
13. This is it!Copy !req
14. What kind of baseless ritual talisman is he giving me?Copy !req
15. It's good for the throat.Copy !req
16. H-How remarkably logical.Copy !req
17. Was my story too unrealistic?Copy !req
18. I must make him believe me!Copy !req
19. Aren't you listening?Copy !req
20. My throat doesn't simply hurt. It...Copy !req
21. It feels like I'm being strangled.Copy !req
22. And sometimes, I hear strange voices, as though I'm being possessed!Copy !req
23. You know, maybe...Copy !req
24. you've just read too many strange books.Copy !req
25. Stay away from me...Copy !req
26. I never thought I'd hear a professional say that!Copy !req
27. Does this priest even believe in ghosts?Copy !req
28. But I've come all the way to this temple.Copy !req
29. I can't just leave now!Copy !req
30. Something terrifying is strangling me!Copy !req
31. Excuse me...Copy !req
32. He saw right through me!Copy !req
33. Of course he did.Copy !req
34. I was an idiot to think my bad acting could fool a professional.Copy !req
35. I have to take this seriously.Copy !req
36. To convince him,Copy !req
37. I must take it to the limit!Copy !req
38. What?Copy !req
39. Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
40. What is this? What are you doing?Copy !req
41. Y-You brat!Copy !req
42. What are you doing?Copy !req
43. AikidoCopy !req
44. AikidoCopy !req
45. AikidoCopy !req
46. You brat. My temple...Copy !req
47. What are you doing to my temple?Copy !req
48. I want to become a scientist.Copy !req
49. O-Oh, no... I've gone too far.Copy !req
50. I will explain the world with science.Copy !req
51. And make everyone understand.Copy !req
52. And when the time comes, I will have but one thing to say...Copy !req
53. Are you all right?Copy !req
54. B-Begone, evil spirit!Copy !req
55. "It's always possible that evil spirits are just people."Copy !req
56. Nichijou Part 94Copy !req
57. You're wide open.Copy !req
58. Who's there?Copy !req
59. Mihoshi, nice to see you again.Copy !req
60. It's you, Naganohara-san!Copy !req
61. I haven't seen you since you entered middle school...Copy !req
62. That's because you never come to the dojo.Copy !req
63. I haven't been attending practice at college, either.Copy !req
64. I'm playing hooky.Copy !req
65. And yet you managed to win at that national tournament!Copy !req
66. You damned genius!Copy !req
67. Are you going to the dojo?Copy !req
68. Yeah. My club meeting just ended.Copy !req
69. Coming, Naganohara-san?Copy !req
70. The more I practice, the weaker I get.Copy !req
71. What are you saying, you damned genius?Copy !req
72. I have to admit she's strong.Copy !req
73. But I can't accept how strong she is, given that she hardly practices.Copy !req
74. There's a story that in seventh grade, Naganohara-san scored a point against that one assistant instructor.Copy !req
75. Against that assistant instructor!Copy !req
76. I'm a middle school student, and I don't even stand a chance.Copy !req
77. I go to the dojo after my club and I practice on weekends, too!Copy !req
78. The assistant instructor said, "Hard work will always open doors."Copy !req
79. A black cat.Copy !req
80. Hey there, cat.Copy !req
81. Seeing her makes me question myself.Copy !req
82. Ah, so cute...Copy !req
83. I want to try to hit her.Copy !req
84. Just one blow.Copy !req
85. Maybe now, I could...Copy !req
86. For now, this is all I can do. But maybe someday, in a match...Copy !req
87. And someday, against the assistant instructor, too!Copy !req
88. You damned genius!Copy !req
89. S-Sorry!Copy !req
90. Assistant Instructor!Copy !req
91. Like LoveCopy !req
92. Like LoveCopy !req
93. Like LoveCopy !req
94. Like LoveCopy !req
95. Like LoveCopy !req
96. Like LoveCopy !req
97. Like LoveCopy !req
98. So cold.Copy !req
99. Rice Cake FairCopy !req
100. Do a good job.Copy !req
101. ReignCopy !req
102. Father wants me to follow in his footsteps.Copy !req
103. Give this balloon to any kids who come by.Copy !req
104. But I won't fall for it.Copy !req
105. I'll look for a chance to escape!Copy !req
106. This balloon...Copy !req
107. doesn't float!Copy !req
108. Short ThoughtsCopy !req
109. In the end,
everyone hopes for a happy ending.Copy !req
110. In the end, everyone hopes for a happy ending.Copy !req
111. A Christmas ShortCopy !req
112. Professor, what are you asking Santa for?Copy !req
113. I want chocolate and colored pencils,Copy !req
114. and cake erasers and... And...Copy !req
115. You're asking for all that? No fair.Copy !req
116. Then, I want two cartons of eggs, five hundred grams of beef, an Ivan Bilibin book, and—Copy !req
117. I already asked for lots of stuff, so you only get one thing!Copy !req
118. What?Copy !req
119. Nano, um... You can still ask for a little... No, a lot.Copy !req
120. I'll even let you borrow this...Copy !req
121. Hello!Copy !req
122. Hooray! It's Santa!Copy !req
123. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
124. Delicious Melon BreadCopy !req
125. Delicious Melon BreadCopy !req
126. Delicious Melon BreadCopy !req
127. Delicious Melon BreadCopy !req
128. Delicious Melon BreadCopy !req
129. Delicious Melon BreadCopy !req
130. TrapCopy !req
131. I don't have time for this farce!Copy !req
132. I'll take off this mask and...Copy !req
133. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
134. Trying to run, Tsuyoshi?Copy !req
135. Dad!Copy !req
136. This time, I made some modifications to the mask.Copy !req
137. Modifications?Copy !req
138. Underneath that mask, there's...Copy !req
139. fresh paint!Copy !req
140. Ow, hot!Copy !req
141. Oh, no! I already dropped my meat bun!Copy !req
142. I didn't even get a single bite...Copy !req
143. There, there, Weboshi.Copy !req
144. If that bun were poisoned, you'd be dead.Copy !req
145. See? You're lucky.Copy !req
146. I'm not lucky.Copy !req
147. This is one of the best parts of walking home.Copy !req
148. If you're positive, no matter what happens, good luck will eventually find you.Copy !req
149. You should be grateful your meat bun fell.Copy !req
150. Nichijou Part 95Copy !req
151. What's with the optimism?Copy !req
152. I've decided to be positive, no matter what happens.Copy !req
153. If you remove the dirty parts, you can still eat it.Copy !req
154. The poison scenario sure disappeared fast...Copy !req
155. If you remove the dirty parts...Copy !req
156. Ow!Copy !req
157. Ice save!Copy !req
158. See? Fortune favors the upbeat.Copy !req
159. It's positive magic!Copy !req
160. But my meat bun's finished.Copy !req
161. Now's the time to look on the bright side.Copy !req
162. If that bun were poisoned, you'd be dead.Copy !req
163. You don't have many variations, do you?Copy !req
164. Even if I excise the dirty parts,Copy !req
165. I don't want the part with ice cream on it...Copy !req
166. Come on. Positive thoughts, positive thoughts!Copy !req
167. Oh, dear!Copy !req
168. The bun's heat must have weakened it.Copy !req
169. If I pretend the ice cream was poisoned, it's no big deal...Copy !req
170. You were just eating it!Copy !req
171. What's wrong?Copy !req
172. LoserCopy !req
173. You used up all your positive attitude's effects!Copy !req
174. No, God must be warning me not to eat two and get a stomachache.Copy !req
175. Oh? You've got quite a lot of determination today.Copy !req
176. And this ice cream...Copy !req
177. If it had been soft serve, it'd definitely be gone.Copy !req
178. But I can wash off the dirt from this frozen treat.Copy !req
179. I'm grateful for that.Copy !req
180. You're still going to eat it?Copy !req
181. Wait!Copy !req
182. How is it?Copy !req
183. It looks wet.Copy !req
184. Come on, Fe-chan! Positive thinking, positive thinking!Copy !req
185. I give up!Copy !req
186. Dash to FreedomCopy !req
187. If you refuse to take over my job,Copy !req
188. I'll set a second, and then a third trap.Copy !req
189. Dad...Copy !req
190. this...Copy !req
191. You...Copy !req
192. is my...Copy !req
193. Impossible.Copy !req
194. answer!Copy !req
195. Guidance Counselor's OfficeCopy !req
196. Tachibana, what will you do after graduation?Copy !req
197. I'm deciding between college and culinary school.Copy !req
198. Culinary school, huh?Copy !req
199. Wha... Wh-Wh-Wh-What?Copy !req
200. Marry him?Copy !req
201. Calm down, Tachibana.Copy !req
202. You tie it like this, and...Copy !req
203. All done.Copy !req
204. I'm home!Copy !req
205. Oh, Nano, I'm going for a walk with Sakamoto.Copy !req
206. My friends are coming over to study.Copy !req
207. Is that okay?Copy !req
208. Nichijou Part 96Copy !req
209. Okay. I wanna hang out, too, so I'll be back soon.Copy !req
210. See you later!Copy !req
211. Okay!Copy !req
212. Hey, what are you doing, kid?Copy !req
213. You're killing me! You're killing me...Copy !req
214. Okay! I'll listen!Copy !req
215. What do you want? What?Copy !req
216. A shark.Copy !req
217. Don't be ridiculous!Copy !req
218. Crying by myself...Copy !req
219. I'm the one who wants to cry!Copy !req
220. Okay, a shark?Copy !req
221. No problem!Copy !req
222. I'll get it right away... So get this off me!Copy !req
223. Dogs...Copy !req
224. They're dogs, so they might bite me.Copy !req
225. Sakamoto, dogs. They might bite us...Copy !req
226. Wh-Wh-What, y-y-you're scared of dogs?Copy !req
227. They're on a leash, so they can't bite us.Copy !req
228. We have to run!Copy !req
229. Okay... Let's run!Copy !req
230. Sakamoto! We can't run!Copy !req
231. Don't give up! If you give up, it's over!Copy !req
232. Get the owner to put them on their leash!Copy !req
233. We're done for!Copy !req
234. No, no, no... Think harder!Copy !req
235. What can we do? What can we do?Copy !req
236. What to do... What to do...Copy !req
237. What to do, what to do...Copy !req
238. I had a gummy in my pocket.Copy !req
239. That's it! We'll run while they eat it!Copy !req
240. I know! Invent something to help our escape.Copy !req
241. Oh, right! I forgot!Copy !req
242. Sakamoto...Copy !req
243. What?Copy !req
244. I don't have the equipment to make anything.Copy !req
245. Damn it!Copy !req
246. Boil me or fry me! Do whatever you want with me!Copy !req
247. +Boil meCopy !req
248. +Fry meCopy !req
249. +Do whatever you wantCopy !req
250. =DinnerCopy !req
251. Boil me...Copy !req
252. Fry me...Copy !req
253. Do whatever you want...Copy !req
254. Dinner.Copy !req
255. They're going to eat us... They're going to eat us...Copy !req
256. If they get us, we might be eaten...Copy !req
257. Professor?Copy !req
258. Why are you crying? Are you lost?Copy !req
259. Yukko!Copy !req
260. So this is the professor you were talking about?Copy !req
261. Sakamoto's with you? Let me pet him...Copy !req
262. No, Yukko... You have to defeat the dogs!Copy !req
263. He's unbelievably soft.Copy !req
264. I'm next!Copy !req
265. Don't be ridiculous!Copy !req
266. Stop the dogs...Copy !req
267. I understand. He bit you, so you want revenge.Copy !req
268. No, he's about to bite us!Copy !req
269. What? I bet you're afraid of dogs, scaredy cat!Copy !req
270. No! He's a dog, so he'll bite us...Copy !req
271. Look at him. This docile dog wouldn't bite anyone.Copy !req
272. He will!Copy !req
273. No, he won't.Copy !req
274. He will!Copy !req
275. Think he'll chew gum? Just kidding.Copy !req
276. He will!Copy !req
277. Then watch this.Copy !req
278. Shake.Copy !req
279. Yukko, are you okay?Copy !req
280. If you don't go near him, he won't bite you.Copy !req
281. Yukko... Yukko...Copy !req
282. It's okay. Yukko's just stupid, okay?Copy !req
283. Okay...Copy !req
284. Let's get Yukko and go to Nano-chan's, okay?Copy !req
285. You know Nano?Copy !req
286. Of course I...Copy !req
287. Where have you been? You have to keep your dogs on leashes!Copy !req
288. Did they play with you?Copy !req
289. What are you talking about? They almost bit me!Copy !req
290. You can have this.Copy !req
291. Shark chocolate!Copy !req
292. Thank you very much.Copy !req
293. I got some chocolate, and the dogs are gone.Copy !req
294. Isn't that great, Sakamoto?Copy !req
295. Only little kids are afraid of dogs.Copy !req
296. Hurry up and get this leash off me!Copy !req
297. I got some chocolate, so I will.Copy !req
298. Huh?Copy !req
299. What's wrong?Copy !req
300. Sakamoto, take it off. It's too tight.Copy !req
301. I would if I could!Copy !req
302. Let's get Yukko to do it.Copy !req
303. Yukko, untie this.Copy !req
304. Hey, Yukko... Hey, Yukko.Copy !req
305. Hey.Copy !req
306. Is that...Copy !req
307. We're home.Copy !req
308. There were lots of dogs...Copy !req
309. You're so sweaty!Copy !req
310. Oh, right! I have some chocolate!Copy !req
311. Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.Copy !req
312. Shark chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, shark, shark, shark chocolate.Copy !req
313. Aioi-san and Naganohara-san sure are late...Copy !req
314. They should be over here.Copy !req
315. What is this?Copy !req
316. A body... Another body.Copy !req
317. What are they doing?Copy !req
318. Grandpa!Copy !req
319. Humans help each other out, Takashi.Copy !req
320. Animals are the same, Takashi.Copy !req
321. Don't underestimate the bond between animals and humans, Takashi.Copy !req
322. Grandpa...Copy !req
323. I'm Kiyoshi.Copy !req
324. I'm melon bread.Copy !req
325. Humans, you spend an eternity debating whether melon-flavored is better or not.Copy !req
326. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 23.Copy !req
327. Shibata HidekatsuCopy !req
328. Don't miss it.Copy !req