1. It's lunchtime!Copy !req
2. I wasn't expecting that to happen.Copy !req
3. It's a miracle!Copy !req
4. I forgot my homework, but I didn't
have to stand in the hallway!Copy !req
5. Luck's on my side today!Copy !req
6. You really should do it.Copy !req
7. So, Mio, why not buy me some juice to honor my miracle?Copy !req
8. Aioi,Copy !req
9. I'd like to talk to you
about today's assignment.Copy !req
10. Come to the faculty office.Copy !req
11. Okay.Copy !req
12. Someday, I'll buy her something.Copy !req
13. Over here.Copy !req
14. Oh, sorry. You must have
been waiting a while.Copy !req
15. No. I just got here, too.Copy !req
16. I see. That's good.Copy !req
17. Are her friends over again?Copy !req
18. There's somewhere I want to go today.Copy !req
19. So, how's it coming along?Copy !req
20. What do you mean?Copy !req
21. What do I mean? Sheesh...Copy !req
22. You and Sasahara
are totally in love!Copy !req
23. Why do I have to marry him?Copy !req
24. I didn't say that...Copy !req
25. Why do I have to have a
daughter and then a son?Copy !req
26. Okay, okay! I'm glad you've got your adult life all planned out!Copy !req
27. Adult...Copy !req
28. What about you, Weboshi?Copy !req
29. Who, me?Copy !req
30. I've got nothing...Copy !req
31. What? Come on, tell us.Copy !req
32. There's someone you like, right?Copy !req
33. Come on. Tell us... tell us...Copy !req
34. Fet, sto—Copy !req
35. I give, I give... Christian give...Copy !req
36. Nope, I won't stop until you tell me...Copy !req
37. Fine, fine! I'll tell,
I'll tell, I'll tell you...Copy !req
38. I can't take any more...Copy !req
39. If you don't tell me,
I'll tickle you to death!Copy !req
40. I said I'd tell you!Copy !req
41. Oh, sorry... I was
having too much fun...Copy !req
42. Who is it? Who do
you like, Weboshi?Copy !req
43. I don't know if I really like him.
I'm just sort of interested.Copy !req
44. But I'm not sure what his name is.Copy !req
45. It's the guy with the mohawk.Copy !req
46. Oh...Copy !req
47. That guy.Copy !req
48. Oh, you two know him?Copy !req
49. Of course we do.Copy !req
50. He's pretty famous
around our school.Copy !req
51. With his hairstyle and all.Copy !req
52. Weboshi, why'd you
have to like him?Copy !req
53. I'm not sure...Copy !req
54. But he's sort of punk, you know?Copy !req
55. I prefer kinda wild guys
to good students.Copy !req
56. He's a total bad guy.Copy !req
57. I mean, he's got a mohawk!Copy !req
58. But the other day,Copy !req
59. I heard that punk speaking politely.Copy !req
60. There you go again!Copy !req
61. That's ridiculous!
He's got a mohawk!Copy !req
62. But on top of that,Copy !req
63. he was watering flowers.Copy !req
64. That's surprising.Copy !req
65. Oh, and he planted that
thing that looks like Yakult.Copy !req
66. What a cute contrast!Copy !req
67. And his head looks
like a cut pineapple.Copy !req
68. He's so handsome,
he oozes pineapple juice.Copy !req
69. That kindness of his is
one of his strong points!Copy !req
70. I'd like a kind man, too...Copy !req
71. What about you, Fet?
Anyone you like?Copy !req
72. Who, me? I—Copy !req
73. Sasahara...Copy !req
74. Kojirou.Copy !req
75. Sasahara fed his
goat on a rainy day.Copy !req
76. I get it. Yeah, I get it! That kindness!Copy !req
77. What? I didn't say I liked it!Copy !req
78. So how about you, Fet?Copy !req
79. What now?Copy !req
80. I'm asking if you like anyone.Copy !req
81. I'm not interested in
anyone right now, but...Copy !req
82. I don't think I'd be interested
in two weirdos like you.Copy !req
83. Begin!Copy !req
84. One point!Copy !req
85. Ow! Ow, ow...Copy !req
86. Hold on.Copy !req
87. Here.Copy !req
88. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
89. Let me see your hand.Copy !req
90. And so, I spent my
precious day offCopy !req
91. sleeping, eating, and
gardening, just like I always do.Copy !req
92. Well, I suppose peaceful
days aren't too bad.Copy !req
93. I don't suppose anything
interesting will come my way...Copy !req
94. Hello.Copy !req
95. Casual clothes.Copy !req
96. Ms. Sakurai's wearing... casual clothes.Copy !req
97. Mr. Takasaki,
are you shopping too?Copy !req
98. Her hair's tied up!Copy !req
99. I've run into her on my day off.Copy !req
100. I feel like I've gotten closer to her.Copy !req
101. I'm so grateful...Copy !req
102. Oh, I'm sorry! Are you in pain?Copy !req
103. S-sorry! I was just feeling grateful.Copy !req
104. Ms. Sakurai, are you shopping, too?Copy !req
105. Yes! The onions were cheap,
so I bought a whole bunch.Copy !req
106. Onions, eh?Copy !req
107. I would have brought you
bamboo shoots if you'd asked.Copy !req
108. Did you say bamboo shoots?Copy !req
109. I have a vegetable garden at home.Copy !req
110. It's, you know...Copy !req
111. You do? That's amazing.Copy !req
112. Running into her on a weekendCopy !req
113. makes me feel this must be fate.Copy !req
114. Like we're bound by
fate, or something.Copy !req
115. Is the coincidence
causing these emotions?Copy !req
116. I'm honestly surprised...Copy !req
117. I've never felt this way before.Copy !req
118. I want to be an onion.Copy !req
119. Are you all right?
You seem to be in pain...Copy !req
120. Shall we rest somewhere?Copy !req
121. I-I'm sorry! I'm totally fine!Copy !req
122. I wasn't thinking about...Copy !req
123. Shall we rest somewhere?Copy !req
124. Thinking about...Copy !req
125. Shall we rest somewhere?Copy !req
126. Think...Copy !req
127. Shall we rest somewhere?Copy !req
128. Shall we rest somewhere?Copy !req
129. That would be more than enough...Copy !req
130. Come! Come along!Copy !req
131. Ms. Sakurai, there's a park
over there we can go to!Copy !req
132. Okay.Copy !req
133. I never thought
this would happen.Copy !req
134. This isn't a date, isn't it?!Copy !req
135. Aioi?Copy !req
136. M-M-Ms. Sakurai! Let's try
that field over there...Copy !req
137. What is Aioi doing here?Copy !req
138. If people find out about this...Copy !req
139. What are you two doing?Copy !req
140. You idiot! This is,
you know, that...Copy !req
141. That thing!Copy !req
142. Hello.Copy !req
143. I didn't know you
two were dating.Copy !req
144. You idiot! Don't
mock your teachers!Copy !req
145. What? But you seem
happy together...Copy !req
146. You little brat.Copy !req
147. Ms. Sakurai, good morning.Copy !req
148. Hey, you lovebirds!Copy !req
149. It's getting hot in here!Copy !req
150. Idiots! Don't make fun of us!Copy !req
151. Jeez! Those brats...Copy !req
152. I'm sorry.Copy !req
153. I seem to have caused
you some trouble.Copy !req
154. Oh, but...Copy !req
155. I am a little happy.Copy !req
156. Good enough!Copy !req
157. Am I stupid?Copy !req
158. There's no way that would happen!Copy !req
159. I have to get out of here!Copy !req
160. That came out of nowhere.Copy !req
161. Oh, no!Copy !req
162. What are you doing, Mr. Takasaki?Copy !req
163. What's this? Why, if it isn't Ms. Sakurai!Copy !req
164. And Aioi! Why, if it isn't Aioi!Copy !req
165. You have to keep an eyes peeled,
or you don't even notice these things.Copy !req
166. Aioi? You're Aioi, right?Copy !req
167. I'm Aioi! Just kidding.Copy !req
168. Well, there you have it.Copy !req
169. I've got something to do,
so I'll see you later.Copy !req
170. I guess...Copy !req
171. I'll go buy some
onions, and go home.Copy !req
172. Sorry for calling you out here.Copy !req
173. Did you sleep well last night?Copy !req
174. Yes, but I had a strange dream.Copy !req
175. A strange dream?Copy !req
176. Well, I dreamed we kissed here.Copy !req
177. I'll make that dream a reality.Copy !req
178. What? Are you serious?Copy !req
179. P-Professor, would you like some snacks?Copy !req
180. Do you really love me?Copy !req
181. Don't be silly.Copy !req
182. After a month-long investigation,Copy !req
183. I've learned that she visits this
supermarket at this time every Saturday.Copy !req
184. It's almost time for her to arrive.Copy !req
185. Once she's finished
shopping, I'll follow her.Copy !req
186. When we reach an isolated location,Copy !req
187. I'll use the still-untested
Mr. Short Circuit on her,Copy !req
188. and take her home with me!Copy !req
189. It's perfect...Copy !req
190. Today's the day I'll examine
you, Shinonome Nano!Copy !req
191. What.Copy !req
192. Why haven't you
come, Shinonome?Copy !req
193. Does this mean you don't
always go to the supermarket?Copy !req
194. I've already waited this long.Copy !req
195. If I leave now, I might miss her.Copy !req
196. Huh?Copy !req
197. Ah, it's you, Ms. Nakamura.Copy !req
198. Hello.Copy !req
199. It's the Japanese teacher
with the sideburns!Copy !req
200. H-hello.Copy !req
201. I almost didn't recognize
you without your lab coat.Copy !req
202. Why did I have to
run into him now?Copy !req
203. If you don't need anything, just go.Copy !req
204. If Shinonome arrives now...Copy !req
205. Your casual clothes are
rather boyish, aren't they?Copy !req
206. It's kind of cute.Copy !req
207. No, I wouldn't say that...Copy !req
208. No, the contrast between those
clothes and your normal lab coatCopy !req
209. is sort of innocent and cute.Copy !req
210. I'll have to retreat for today!Copy !req
211. Huh? Ms. Nakamura?Copy !req
212. Um, Minakami, have you thought about
what you'd like to do in the future?Copy !req
213. Yes.Copy !req
214. Are you planning to work?Copy !req
215. Uh, do you plan on further schooling?Copy !req
216. Um...Copy !req
217. I understand.Copy !req
218. Did you find it?Copy !req
219. Where is it?Copy !req
220. I can't find the wood cube...Copy !req
221. How does something
disappear from a locked safe?Copy !req
222. We get paid if we find it,
so I'm happy about that.Copy !req
223. I heard the officer just found one.Copy !req
224. There's only one left?
I'll have to look harder.Copy !req
225. I wonder if finding it would earn me any points with the throne.Copy !req
226. H-hey, look there.Copy !req
227. Give me back the wood cube.Copy !req
228. What are you talking about, miss?Copy !req
229. How'd you get in here?Copy !req
230. Are you a stowaway?Copy !req
231. The punishment for
that's quite severe.Copy !req
232. You'll either be thrown in
prison for at least ten years...Copy !req
233. Or you'll have tea
with me. Just kidding.Copy !req
234. Twenty-two!Copy !req
235. What are you doing...Copy !req
236. Wait.Copy !req
237. Hold your horses!Copy !req
238. It's all right. I just
let down my guard.Copy !req
239. Leave this to me.Copy !req
240. You think you're a tough
little girl, don't you?Copy !req
241. Don't you think this
game's gone too far...Copy !req
242. Are you okay?!Copy !req
243. He's dead...Copy !req
244. That bitch!Copy !req
245. The stowaway's
after the wood cube?Copy !req
246. Surround her! We'll trap her!Copy !req
247. Quiet, everyone.Copy !req
248. There is no reason to panic.Copy !req
249. Officer!Copy !req
250. Leave this to me.Copy !req
251. I'm sure the officer will
do something about this.Copy !req
252. She entered alone,
in pursuit of the wood cube.Copy !req
253. She must be a spy.Copy !req
254. However, if we could
harness her strength,Copy !req
255. it might prove to be a great
weapon for our country.Copy !req
256. Fortunately, I have
one wood cube here.Copy !req
257. If this is what she wants,Copy !req
258. I'm sure the right offer
will buy her allegiance.Copy !req
259. This is the wood cube you desire.Copy !req
260. Why don't we make a deal?Copy !req
261. Ow!Copy !req
262. Officer!Copy !req
263. He's dead...Copy !req
264. This isn't good.Copy !req
265. That bitch...
She killed the officer!Copy !req
266. You monster! We'll
never let you go alive!Copy !req
267. This isn't good! This isn't good...Copy !req
268. This is very bad...Copy !req
269. What's wrong, Scholar?Copy !req
270. What's so bad?!Copy !req
271. This is a serious matter.Copy !req
272. She already had one wood cube,Copy !req
273. and now she has the one
she just put in her hair.Copy !req
274. That's the other wood cube!Copy !req
275. She has both wood cubes!Copy !req
276. What? Even with both,Copy !req
277. if she doesn't know how to
summon the ancient weapon...Copy !req
278. That's right! We can still do something—Copy !req
279. Shut up!Copy !req
280. According to this magic encyclopedia,Copy !req
281. one possessing both wood cubes
gains the ancient weapon's power...Copy !req
282. In other words,
she has the wood cubes.Copy !req
283. So, she has the ancient weapon's power...Copy !req
284. What did you say?Copy !req
285. Explain it again!Copy !req
286. Yeah, explain it again!Copy !req
287. In other words...Copy !req
288. There's nothing else to say!Copy !req
289. It's foolish to approach her!Copy !req
290. She'll destroy the world!Copy !req
291. We're done for...Copy !req
292. We're done for...
We're done for...Copy !req
293. Don't panic!Copy !req
294. Nothing comes of panic!Copy !req
295. Captain...Copy !req
296. Captain!Copy !req
297. Captain!Copy !req
298. If we attack from the
front, we're done for.Copy !req
299. We cannot win.Copy !req
300. However! There's only one of her!Copy !req
301. In contrast, we are many!Copy !req
302. We need only to attack together!Copy !req
303. I'll lead the charge!Copy !req
304. Follow me!Copy !req
305. Captain!Copy !req
306. Don't worry about me. Go!Copy !req
307. B-but...Copy !req
308. You fool,Copy !req
309. I didn't teach you to be pansies!Copy !req
310. We're finished.Copy !req
311. The officer's dead,
and the captain can't move.Copy !req
312. There's nothing we can do!Copy !req
313. One...Copy !req
314. One for all...Copy !req
315. And all...Copy !req
316. for one!Copy !req
317. Captain!Copy !req
318. It's been twelve years
since I joined this troop.Copy !req
319. I won't let twelve years' worth
of memories end like this.Copy !req
320. Not with this monster.Copy !req
321. Not here...Copy !req
322. I won't...Copy !req
323. let it end here!Copy !req
324. We're finished.Copy !req
325. I don't want to die!Copy !req
326. I'll go wash my face.Copy !req
327. So obvious!Copy !req
328. Don't be surprised, okay?Copy !req
329. Good grief...Copy !req
330. Well, I don't have
anything else to do.Copy !req
331. I might as well
play with the kid...Copy !req
332. Even when wasting time,Copy !req
333. talent is still talent.Copy !req
334. Your hair's sticking up. How cute.Copy !req
335. It's kind of cute.Copy !req
336. What am I doing?!Copy !req
337. I'm finished.
The water felt great...Copy !req
338. I'm the lovers' umbrella.Copy !req
339. Why don't you try
drawing me again?Copy !req
340. Write your own name
on the right, and...Copy !req
341. You don't have a name
to write on the left?Copy !req
342. For all you lonely
viewers out there...Copy !req
343. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 22.Copy !req
344. Don't miss it.Copy !req