Nichijou: My Ordinary Life 1x18

Directed by Hiroko Utsumi

Yukko is on her way meet Mai in a neighboring town, where Mai supposedly has a way to get free candy, but on her trip she constantly makes a fool of herself and gains a stalker. The professor creates Biscuit #2, but he isn't that impressive. And the servants of Starla are playing a very deadly game.

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1. Nichijou Part 72

2. It's true. Daiku Coffee reopened.

3. Really?

4. It's right here.

5. You're right. It's a café now.

6. Welcome.

7. I've been here before, so you can order first.

8. Huh? Really?

9. In that case...

10. I'd like a grande white chocolate mocha frappuccino.

11. Huh?

12. Could I also get a short single-shot, caramel sauce, hazelnut syrup, chocolate chip, extra-whip espresso?

13. Just die!

14. Yukko, where are you going?

15. Nakamura-sensei

16. The sleeping pills had no effect on Shinonome.

17. So I'll use this!

18. Now with increased oxidizing power and a backup paralyzing agent,

19. Oxidization-kun Plus!

20. Oxidization-kun Plus!

21. I'll get Shinonome to drink this and capture her, all in one fell swoop.

22. Once I've secured her, I'll do this and that to her...

23. Whoops...

24. Science Room 2

25. The Continual Change of Geomagnetism

26. The Earth's Magnetic Field

27. What am I going to do?

28. We're using compasses today.

29. Nano-chan, did you get your compass?

30. Yes!

31. Hey, everyone...

32. I was told today's class is study hall!

33. Hooray!

34. Did Nakamura-sensei collapse again?

35. Nakamura seems to collapse a lot...

36. Nichijou Part 73

37. Sasahara, why are you skipping clean-up again?

38. But I cleaned my own area.

39. There's still tons of dust!

40. Is that so?

41. Return to your area.

42. How did you know I was on the roof?

43. You total idiot.

44. I just happened to stop by, lured by the promise of pleasant weather!

45. I see.

46. Thank you for going out of your way to check my area.

47. Don't get any weird ideas...

48. It isn't like I did it for your sake!

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86. A day off...

87. Today, I'm meeting Mai-chan in a neighboring town.

88. We're going for the free candy we can supposedly get!

89. Would you like some bread?

90. Huh?

91. No, thank you. I ate before I left...

92. Aren't dogs against the rules or something?

93. All right!

94. No, thank you.

95. We're almost there. Guess I should stand!

96. Just kidding...

97. We will soon be arriving at Tokisadame Ton'yamachi.

98. Nice timing!

99. This stop is Tokisadame Tomiyamachi.

100. Okay, time to leave.

101. Exit to the right.

102. Goodbye, people in the train!

103. Well, well, well... I'm leaving from this side.

104. Endure it... Endure it. Don't lose your cool over this!

105. E-Excuse me. I'm in a hurry.

106. Oh, come on...

107. It's fine. It's fine.

108. I'll never see that girl again.

109. I'm in a neighboring town.

110. No one knows me here!

111. Let it go! Let it go!

112. Is she following me?

113. Just my imagination. I'm a little tense today.

114. There should be a Daiku Burger right outside the station.

115. Where is it?

116. Mai-chan's map is all wiggly.

117. It'd probably be faster to ask...

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235. All right!

236. Excuse me. Do you know where Daiku Burger...

237. Hey! Why are you following me?

238. Surely, it's against some sort of, you know, copyright law!

239. Daiku Burger's on the other side of this building.

240. I'm also meeting someone there. So if you'd like, I could take you.

241. Welcome.

242. Sorry, Sister. I was at my club.

243. You're late!

244. She really is meeting someone here.

245. Thank you for waiting.

246. Mai-chan isn't here yet...

247. Am I just having a bad day?

248. That was so embarrassing!

249. Well, whatever. It's a neighboring town.

250. Right!

251. Think of it as a practice run for real life...

252. Yeah!

253. I overcame that embarrassment...

254. I can overcome anything!

255. Yukko.

256. Sorry to keep you waiting.

257. Mai-chan!

258. Is that...

259. Trick or treat.

260. I have no choice.

261. I must get candy!

262. Trick or treat.

263. Halloween was last week...

264. This is a Crow

265. This is a crow!

266. If you must pass a crow that's attempting to intimidate you,

267. make sure you maintain eye contact.

268. Sleep

269. I'm not that sleepy...

270. They say counting sheep jumping over a fence will help you sleep.

271. Okay! I'll try it!

272. One sheep...

273. Asleep after just one!

274. Professor, that's amazing! I'll try, too!

275. One...

276. That sheep didn't make it over the fence...

277. Volunteer Spirit

278. There.

279. Thank you. You're amazing.

280. Did Sasahara-san teach you how to do this?

281. Wh-Why would he have taught me anything?

282. Aren't you good friends?

283. No! Not at all! Really, not at all!

284. Calm down...

285. Didn't you iron a handkerchief the other day?

286. That was just some trash I happened to come across in the street...

287. You didn't iron it because it was Sasahara-san's?

288. I-I told you that wasn't why!

289. I was working out my arms, and an iron just happened to be there.

290. And under that, a handkerchief happened to be there?

291. Or something... Something like that!

292. So obvious...

293. But you seemed so happy while you were ironing.

294. D-Don't be stupid!

295. I... It was...

296. The Earth had just entered the Photon Belt!

297. So, yesterday...

298. What happened?

299. I talked to Ono-kun.

300. What? Lucky!

301. Two hours by train, then one hour by bus.

302. I left the bustle of the city

303. for Town S, in the countryside.

304. Believing I'd never find it, but unable to give up,

305. I've been searching for a single book.

306. The phantasmal book that

307. brought color into my grey childhood...

308. Because I entered this library...

309. I can read that book again.

310. I thanked those who helped me,

311. and took the book in my hands.

312. The Color of Autumn

313. The Color of Autumn

314. Trying to calm my pounding heart...

315. I...

316. slowly opened the book.

317. Like Love

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323. Like Love

324. Time's almost up.

325. Remember to sign your names.

326. Ten, nine, eight...

327. seven...

328. six... five...

329. four... three...

330. two...

331. one...

332. Zero!

333. Please pass your papers to the front!

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335. Halloween was a while ago...

336. This coffee isn't very coffee coffee!

337. Huh? Not coffee coffee?

338. What does that mean?

339. I don't really get it, either.

340. But... It's just not coffee coffee!

341. Just try it! Here.

342. What does "not coffee coffee" even mean?

343. It's not coffee coffee!

344. Nichijou Part 76

345. Everyone, it's finally finished!

346. It's Biscuit #2.

347. I am Biscuit #2.

348. Oh, that thing from the other day...

349. Hardly any reaction.

350. Hey, I want you to look at it...

351. But I saw the other one.

352. Numbers 1 and 2 are different!

353. This one's even more amazing!

354. I see...

355. My name is Biscuit #2.

356. I am a Biscuit Robot, made by Professor Shinonome.

357. True to my name, biscuits are my power source.

358. I run on biscuits...

359. Professor, my biscuit!

360. What? This is the last one...

361. Biscuit #2's specialty is speed reading!

362. Go ahead.

363. Done.

364. Yes!

365. Why aren't you surprised?

366. Well, I can read fast, too...

367. Then why do you always read so slowly?

368. I thought this way seemed more like a normal person...

369. What's wrong, Biscuit #2?

370. Books with lots of words make me sleepy.

371. That sounds pretty normal to me.

372. Why won't you tell me I'm impressive?

373. I'm super impressive!

374. Is that what you're upset about?

375. It's important...

376. You were already impressive, Professor.

377. That's right.

378. I may have made a slight mistake.

379. I don't think you made a mistake...

380. Hey, how impressive am I?

381. Huh? About as impressive as the Chichibu Mountain Range.

382. I don't get it...

383. Then, you're as impressive as the Nullarbor Plain.

384. I want something bigger!

385. Like a whale?

386. That might work.

387. Whales are certainly large.

388. They certainly are...

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390. There is no "that is fine."

391. There is no "that is fine."

392. There is no "this is fine."

393. That is fine.

394. There is no "this is fine."

395. That is fine.

396. What are you going to do?

397. Snakes and Ladders!

398. What will you do?

399. A quiz!

400. That's some harmonious fun.

401. Getting paid to entertain the princess seems like a great form of recreation...

402. You've got to have fun like this once in a while.

403. Yeah.

404. I just put the ball in here...

405. Actually, it's over here.

406. Way to go, Sixty-six!

407. I didn't know you could do that...

408. I'm secretly hoping to become the king's personal magician.

409. If that happened, you'd be set.

410. Yeah!

411. I'm starting to feel it, too!

412. I'm going to make some money!

413. Hey! It's time!

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415. Servant

416. Servant

417. Quiet!

418. You will follow the order indicated by the lots you received.

419. First person, step forward!

420. I'm first.

421. Starting off with Sixty-six.

422. We'll be earning money from the first guy...

423. The king's personal magician, huh?

424. Follow your dream, Sixty-six.

425. So, where is the ball?

426. Huh?

427. I wanted to be the king's personal...

428. Next.

429. What?

430. Second person, step forward!

431. It's my turn...

432. It's my turn to show the world what I can do!

433. I'll turn this pinch into a chance!

434. Who's that?

435. Four of Humor... Maybe his jokes will work.

436. Hey, is that...

437. Yeah! He came.

438. Four, reporting for duty.

439. Next.

440. I never thought Four would...

441. Number three, step forward.

442. Hey, are you okay?

443. It's my turn...

444. Huh? Didn't you say you were quizzing her?

445. I never expected this,

446. but the only things I have are my quizzes...

447. I must ensure the princess gets it right!

448. I'm fine.

449. Mistakes won't be forgiven.

450. I have to make it really easy...

451. I-I am Six, and I will be doing a quiz.

452. Wh-What kind of bread can't you eat?

453. There are two possible answers!

454. First, a breadbox! Second, melon bread!

455. Which is it?

456. He...

457. I don't know.

458. That's... That's correct!

459. I have but one regret.

460. It's over!

461. The quizmaster's gone, too.

462. Next.

463. S-Seven! I shall list all the cities that have hosted the Olympics...

464. We shall not forget your courage, Seven!

465. What's wrong with you?

466. Can no one entertain the princess?

467. Wh-What am I supposed to do?

468. I was going to act like a cheerleader...

469. Moron!

470. I'm splitting disposable chopsticks with my butt.

471. I'm giving a Nankin Tamasudare performance!

472. I'm dicing cabbage!

473. We're all going to disappear...

474. Hey, I hope you haven't forgotten me.

475. Y-You...

476. In the world of comedy, your comedic mannerisms place you second to none.

477. You're Comedian Thirteen!

478. I've got a joke that'll get the princess to laugh and turn this situation around...

479. Wait, Thirteen! It's too dangerous!

480. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

481. Did you think I'd only perform Swan Lake?

482. Well, keep watching...

483. I'll show you what true comedy is...

484. Comedian Thirteen!

485. Huh?

486. Why me?

487. Next! Number five!

488. How long will you make us wait? Hurry up!

489. Who's number five?

490. Is it you?

491. No! This is just the number on my hat!

492. Who is it?

493. Hey, you're number five...

494. It's over.

495. Hey, five! Show yourself!

496. Who is it?

497. What? Really?

498. Next. Anyone will do.

499. Just go.

500. There's nothing we can do.

501. It'd be hopeless, even if I had a bunch of lives!

502. I can't deal with this stupid recreation!

503. I'll go stand in the hallway!

504. I'm the sweet grande white chocolate mocha frappuccino, ordered with a

505. short single-shot, caramel sauce, hazelnut syrup, chocolate chip, extra-whip espresso.

506. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 19.

507. Aikawa Rikako

508. Don't miss it.