1. I bet she's really good at doing math in her head.Copy !req
2. Who?Copy !req
3. Nano-chan.Copy !req
4. Nichijou
Part 59Copy !req
5. Since she's a robot, she probably has some mechanical functions.Copy !req
6. What are you talking about?Copy !req
7. There's no way she's a robot.Copy !req
8. What?Copy !req
9. But she has that screw on her back.Copy !req
10. That's your only reason for thinking she's a robot?Copy !req
11. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
12. Just think about it.Copy !req
13. She's a robot.Copy !req
14. It's amazing!Copy !req
15. It's, like, amazing!Copy !req
16. What? That isn't a reason at all.Copy !req
17. Which is why I'm thinking we should find out if she really is a robot.Copy !req
18. What?Copy !req
19. Don't do that...Copy !req
20. It's okay! I've got a plan.Copy !req
21. Nano-chan!Copy !req
22. Y-Yes?Copy !req
23. I have a question.Copy !req
24. What's 3260 plus 260, divided by 320?Copy !req
25. Um, 3260 plus...Copy !req
26. If it's difficult, you could use all your functions.Copy !req
27. Yukko! This is your plan?Copy !req
28. I'm sorry...Copy !req
29. Then, I will accept your offer.Copy !req
30. Got her!Copy !req
31. It's an abacus!Copy !req
32. Um, from the top...Copy !req
33. She's serious!Copy !req
34. Uh, 1, 2, 3...Copy !req
35. She's... She's a b-b-b-b-beginner!Copy !req
36. Um, 3260 plus...Copy !req
37. She isn't even using the abacus!Copy !req
38. Yukko? Hey, Yukko?Copy !req
39. Aioi-san?Copy !req
40. Are you okay?Copy !req
41. I'm fine.Copy !req
42. I have a feeling you were right...Copy !req
43. How many times do I have to tell you she isn't a robot?Copy !req
44. Are you okay?Copy !req
45. Do you want something to drink?Copy !req
46. Is that...Copy !req
47. Could this be...Copy !req
48. Could this be oil?Copy !req
49. It's soup!Copy !req
50. Yukko?Copy !req
51. Uh, um...Copy !req
52. Minakami-san.Copy !req
53. Here.Copy !req
54. It's a fastball!Copy !req
55. Oil?Copy !req
56. Here.Copy !req
57. Uh, are you sure?Copy !req
58. Thank you.Copy !req
59. She's drinking it!Copy !req
60. A swing and a miss!Copy !req
61. You can have this, too.Copy !req
62. A curveball!Copy !req
63. Monkey wrench!Copy !req
64. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
65. You really saved me!Copy !req
66. She's eating it!Copy !req
67. Another swing and a miss!Copy !req
68. Both of you, cut it out, already.Copy !req
69. You're upsetting Nano-chan.Copy !req
70. Skinship...Copy !req
71. I just wanted to be friends.Copy !req
72. Sheesh...Copy !req
73. This isn't the way to go about it.Copy !req
74. If anything, it'll push you apart!Copy !req
75. Sorry...Copy !req
76. I don't believe it...Copy !req
77. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
78. What? But...Copy !req
79. Oh, I know.Copy !req
80. If you don't need this, I'll drink it.Copy !req
81. See? You heard her.Copy !req
82. What are you talking about?Copy !req
83. Did I lose a tooth?Copy !req
84. Why don't you put yourself in her shoes?Copy !req
85. I want to know how to create something that powerful.Copy !req
86. Shinonome Nano, who transferred here the other day...Copy !req
87. That presence...Copy !req
88. That screw.Copy !req
89. She must be a robot...Copy !req
90. Who would refrain from announcing her existence,Copy !req
91. and send her to this school instead?Copy !req
92. Examine her...Copy !req
93. I want to examine her!Copy !req
94. And I want to make her mine.Copy !req
95. Nichijou Part 60Copy !req
96. Nakamura-sensei, here are the books you wanted.Copy !req
97. She's here! I'll make my move!Copy !req
98. Please excuse me.Copy !req
99. Shinonome, hold on.Copy !req
100. Why not have a cup of coffee?Copy !req
101. Huh? Oh, I wouldn't want to inconvenience you...Copy !req
102. Don't be shy. I just made some.Copy !req
103. Let me thank you for bringing me these books.Copy !req
104. Have a cup.Copy !req
105. Then, just one.Copy !req
106. First, I'll see if tranquilizers work on her.Copy !req
107. If not,Copy !req
108. I'll try the "Short Circuit-kun" I made yesterday.Copy !req
109. Drink up.Copy !req
110. Thank you.Copy !req
111. I drank them!Copy !req
112. Endure it...Copy !req
113. Endure it!Copy !req
114. Please excuse me.Copy !req
115. The Short Circuit-kun...Copy !req
116. Short Circuit-kun...Copy !req
117. Oh, right.Copy !req
118. I heard Nakamura, the science teacher, collapsed.Copy !req
119. Nakamura seems to collapse a lot.Copy !req
120. Today was close...Copy !req
121. But Aioi-san and Minakami-san seem really nice.Copy !req
122. Maybe they...Copy !req
123. Eat this!Copy !req
124. Rocket Punch.Copy !req
125. Boom!Copy !req
126. This is the rocket punch's maximum power!Copy !req
127. Professor, Professor.Copy !req
128. Nano, welcome home.Copy !req
129. Nano, welcome home.Copy !req
130. Why did you say that twice?Copy !req
131. Forget it.Copy !req
132. Please remove this...Copy !req
133. Nichijou Part 61Copy !req
134. Why?Copy !req
135. "Why"?Copy !req
136. Because it's difficult to sit in a chair and everyone looks at me funny.Copy !req
137. Someone even took a video of me.Copy !req
138. At least I've managed to fool everyone so far.Copy !req
139. What? But it's cute...Copy !req
140. As long as I have this screw, no one is going to treat me like an ordinary girl.Copy !req
141. I'm sure it'll be popular.Copy !req
142. I don't care.Copy !req
143. I want to have an ordinary...Copy !req
144. Why did you give me this weapon?Copy !req
145. I'm glad this didn't happen at school.Copy !req
146. Nano, why don't you want anyone to know you're a robot?Copy !req
147. Because it's not cute, of course.Copy !req
148. Robots are cute!Copy !req
149. They are not!Copy !req
150. They are cute.Copy !req
151. Even this gun?Copy !req
152. They're cute.Copy !req
153. Even the thumb USB?Copy !req
154. They're cute!Copy !req
155. Even the candy in my forehead?Copy !req
156. They're cute!Copy !req
157. Professor, you're a mad scientist!Copy !req
158. They're cute!Copy !req
159. I want to be more ordinary!Copy !req
160. Yay! Chikuwa!Copy !req
161. Chikuwa is delicious.Copy !req
162. Three... Two... One...Copy !req
163. Rice Cake Fair Part 1Copy !req
164. Hey! We've got rice cake. It's cheap.Copy !req
165. We've got rice cakes!Copy !req
166. Nakanojo-san, keep up the good work!Copy !req
167. Rice Cake shouldn't speak!Copy !req
168. I'm sorry, but I...Copy !req
169. Rice Cake Fair Part 2Copy !req
170. I don't just wear this half-heartedly!Copy !req
171. I'm betting my life on this—Copy !req
172. Don't make me say it again!Copy !req
173. Damn it! I made a mistake.Copy !req
174. I knew using tranquilizers was rash.Copy !req
175. Nakamura-sensei
Short Circuit-kunCopy !req
176. She's a robot.Copy !req
177. It'll take a strong blow to knock her out.Copy !req
178. That's where, Short Circuit-kun, the anti-robot I couldn't use last time comes in.Copy !req
179. I'll use this to knock her out, and kidnap her today.Copy !req
180. It's almost time.Copy !req
181. Run!Copy !req
182. Nakamura-sensei.Copy !req
183. H-Hey! Button your shirt all the way!Copy !req
184. Shut up. I'll do what I want.Copy !req
185. No, you won't! I'm the student advisor.Copy !req
186. Seriously? How'd you manage that?Copy !req
187. How rude! Let me see that.Copy !req
188. I'll do it myself. This is embarrassing!Copy !req
189. Uh...Copy !req
190. What?Copy !req
191. Nichijou Part 62Copy !req
192. Mako-chan, you can't do it yourself.Copy !req
193. Shut up...Copy !req
194. Mako-chan?Copy !req
195. See?Copy !req
196. What are you doing?Copy !req
197. Stop it.Copy !req
198. Just let me do it.Copy !req
199. Here, I'll do it for you.Copy !req
200. You? Do it for you?Copy !req
201. Jeez...Copy !req
202. Don't talk to me so much at school.Copy !req
203. Talk to me?Copy !req
204. What kind of a relationship do you two have?Copy !req
205. It came off again.Copy !req
206. Yeah, perfect. I've got stuff to do.Copy !req
207. Hold on!Copy !req
208. If you walk around looking disheveled people will make fun of you.Copy !req
209. So? You're disheveled at home.Copy !req
210. At home!Copy !req
211. Dis... Dis... Dis... Dish...Copy !req
212. Disheveled!Copy !req
213. Disheveled! Great!Copy !req
214. No! No! No! What am I, stupid?Copy !req
215. How would a china dress make her look disheveled?Copy !req
216. It must be a more ordinary kind of disheveled!Copy !req
217. What am I thinking?Copy !req
218. Aren't you embarrassed to call yourself a teacher?Copy !req
219. Disheveled in an ordinary way...Copy !req
220. Ordinary...Copy !req
221. Disheveled!Copy !req
222. Nice!Copy !req
223. Enough... Stupid!Copy !req
224. I'm going.Copy !req
225. What about your button?Copy !req
226. This is Oguri CapCopy !req
227. This is Oguri Cap.Copy !req
228. Stupid!Copy !req
229. I'm going.Copy !req
230. What about your button?Copy !req
231. After him...Copy !req
232. Takasaki-sensei!Copy !req
233. Nakanojo-kun lost consciousness in the science room!Copy !req
234. What?Copy !req
235. You have to come right away!Copy !req
236. Wait!Copy !req
237. Give it up, already!Copy !req
238. Listen closely.Copy !req
239. Okay.Copy !req
240. Nakanojo may not be unconscious!Copy !req
241. What?Copy !req
242. That's right! He might be feigning sleep!Copy !req
243. What?Copy !req
244. But his pupils aren't visible!Copy !req
245. What?Copy !req
246. Draw them in!Copy !req
247. What?Copy !req
248. I'll try it.Copy !req
249. What?Copy !req
250. Hold on!Copy !req
251. What?Copy !req
252. What...Copy !req
253. What is the meaning of that?Copy !req
254. Immoral sexual activity requires my attention,Copy !req
255. over an unconscious student,Copy !req
256. as a... Uh, as a teacher!Copy !req
257. That's Sakurai-sensei's younger brother.Copy !req
258. Let's go.Copy !req
259. Okay.Copy !req
260. Here we go...Copy !req
261. We should hurry.Copy !req
262. After all, I'm a teacher.Copy !req
263. It's this way!Copy !req
264. Like LoveCopy !req
265. Like LoveCopy !req
266. Like LoveCopy !req
267. Like LoveCopy !req
268. Like LoveCopy !req
269. Like LoveCopy !req
270. Like LoveCopy !req
271. Take HomeCopy !req
272. Next stop, Tokisadame Station North Entrance.Copy !req
273. Stop requested.Copy !req
274. You don't get off at the next stop.Copy !req
275. I just felt like pushing the button.Copy !req
276. Didn't you just push it earlier?Copy !req
277. Someone wanted to get off anyway, so it worked out.Copy !req
278. I see. You were just helping them out.Copy !req
279. See? Someone wanted to get off here, too.Copy !req
280. Amazing!Copy !req
281. Mom, do we have a daily calendar?Copy !req
282. Isn't it in the drawer?Copy !req
283. Professor, Professor...Copy !req
284. Nano, welcome home.Copy !req
285. Why won't this screw come off?Copy !req
286. At school, it gets in my way.Copy !req
287. During PE today,Copy !req
288. I could only do a belly roll on the high jump!Copy !req
289. When we were playing soccer,Copy !req
290. I was called offside because of it...Copy !req
291. You can take it off.Copy !req
292. PlunkCopy !req
293. Nichijou
Part 63Copy !req
294. You can take it off? Why didn't you say so earlier?Copy !req
295. Okay. I'll take it now.Copy !req
296. Every day of youth is precious.Copy !req
297. Now I can finally live an ordinary high school life.Copy !req
298. Could you take it right now?Copy !req
299. Stare...Copy !req
300. StareCopy !req
301. Professor, are you...Copy !req
302. I took it.Copy !req
303. Again...Copy !req
304. Don't make stupid old puns like that.Copy !req
305. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
306. So, does the screw come off?Copy !req
307. Well...Copy !req
308. I don't need any more of your jokes!Copy !req
309. Does it come off? Does it?Copy !req
310. It does. It does...Copy !req
311. I've taken tons of screws.Copy !req
312. Taking yours will be no sweat.Copy !req
313. Coin, coin, coin, jump!Copy !req
314. You said coin, coin... You said coin, jump!Copy !req
315. Professor! I have a question.Copy !req
316. I can't...Copy !req
317. I'm laughing so hard, I can't breathe...Copy !req
318. Professor, I've been reacting strangely today.Copy !req
319. Did you do something to me?Copy !req
320. Yesterday, I gave you a new reaction function.Copy !req
321. Hey! Why would you give me a function like that?Copy !req
322. Why would you do that?Copy !req
323. Because it's funny.Copy !req
324. Goal!Copy !req
325. I'm going to die. I'm going to die...Copy !req
326. Isn't it funny?Copy !req
327. It's not funny at all!Copy !req
328. Professor, we'll deal with the screw later.Copy !req
329. Please remove this function.Copy !req
330. One hundred yen.Copy !req
331. Cheapskate!Copy !req
332. Short ThoughtsCopy !req
333. I'll use all my reserves.Copy !req
334. I'll use all my reserves.Copy !req
335. Oil here.Copy !req
336. My boss tells me I'm slippery, but I can't help it. I'm oil.Copy !req
337. Who is my boss, anyway?Copy !req
338. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 16.Copy !req
339. Sakakibara YoshikoCopy !req
340. Don't miss it.Copy !req