Nichijou: My Ordinary Life 1x12

Directed by Noriyuki Kitanohara

It's hot... It's so hot! I'm just hoping aliens invade... 5,000,000 yen per shot. The sleeping princess woke, without a kiss.

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1. Summer Heat

2. Sold Out

3. It's hot... It's so hot!

4. Tanaka-kun, you've said nothing but "hot."

5. It's already hot,

6. and mentioning how hot it is just makes it feel hotter.

7. So I forbid you from saying "hot."

8. Okay, okay.

9. This summer heat is killing me!

10. The heat's really getting to me.

11. Kidding!

12. This heat really is something, though.

13. This heat's ridiculous!

14. Ridiculous!

15. The heat sure is something.

16. I guess I'll have to hit him.

17. Man, this summer heat sure is strong...

18. So hot!

19. Shiny!

20. Today, everything's shining brightly!

21. The air, the people, even this classroom...

22. Because today, I did my homework!

23. I'll show Mio-chan.

24. What?

25. What?

26. What?

27. Nichijou Part 48

28. It's missing!

29. No, no, no! That's impossible!

30. I finally did my homework for a change.

31. Why? Why, why, why?

32. Why is it missing?

33. Well, I'll just copy hers.

34. Mio-chan?

35. Wait.

36. Hold on.

37. Wait a second...

38. Today's homework was a handout!

39. Wa~cha~...

40. What's wrong, Yukko?

41. I forgot my homework...

42. I'm just hoping aliens invade...

43. You forgot to do it again?

44. Don't belittle me!

45. I did my homework, but I forgot it!

46. I wasn't belittling you.

47. You mean the literature handout, right?

48. Maybe it got stuck in something in there.

49. Why not double check?

50. I just looked in there, like a billion times.

51. There's no way it's...

52. Oh?

53. Oh... Oh!

54. Oh...

55. my god!

56. What's a rice cake fair?

57. What is it?

58. Th-There, there.

59. Maybe there's a handout in the podium.

60. No way! You found one?

61. Damn it!

62. Damn it. Damn it.

63. Damn it!

64. You're leaving to get it?

65. You'll never make it in time!

66. I know... But I'm still going!

67. Class is starting. Take your seats.

68. Idiom

69. Twist... twist... twist... twist...

70. Turn, turn, turn, turn...

71. The shortest way round is the longest way home.

72. Nichijou Part 49

73. I was sent to stand in the hall again.

74. Why do I always forget my homework?

75. I even did my homework today.

76. But I forgot it, damn it...

77. Business Card

78. Sakamoto...

79. Have a business card.

80. Professor

81. What's this?

82. What am I supposed to do with this?

83. What is this?

84. Professor

85. What am I supposed to do with this?

86. Vending Machine

87. I'm sorry...

88. What's wrong, Tachibana Misato?

89. Wh-What?

90. Some new products came out and I was considering which one to buy!

91. I see.

92. If this one—

93. Why would I listen to you?

94. If it isn't to your taste, perhaps you should purchase the other one.

95. Please excuse me.

96. I didn't buy this one just because you recommended it!

97. I heard some stalls were setting up nearby,

98. Nichijou Part 50

99. so I decided to check them out.

100. I was looking for a target range.

101. I've only seen one on TV before,

102. so I'm very excited.

103. But I only have 500 yen.

104. I wonder if it's enough.

105. 5,000,000 yen per shot.

106. Lucky... I have exactly 500 yen.

107. I wanted to get some yakisoba, too,

108. but I came here today for this.

109. They only have caramel and eggplant.

110. Um, is this everything?

111. What do you mean by that?

112. We only carry brand-name goods.

113. I've already spent what little money I had.

114. I have to take home something.

115. Miss, you shouldn't start with the expensive ones!

116. They won't fall over easily.

117. Expensive ones?

118. Start with something within your reach.

119. Within my reach?

120. The only other choice is caramel!

121. Close!

122. The caramel must be glued down, too.

123. A few more millimeters, and you would've had it.

124. Miss, you're pretty good at this.

125. I don't suppose you're a professional gunner?

126. Just kidding!

127. This eggplant won't budge an inch...

128. Don't look so miserable.

129. You think I've rigged the game, don't you?

130. We might be stingy,

131. but lively and honest service is our stall's hallmark.

132. You've definitely done something to this!

133. What is that?

134. Look at that.

135. There's a nail... I can see the nail!

136. Wouldn't that make this rigged?

137. Why don't you say anything?

138. And how could you do this?

139. You were so lively until just a minute ago!

140. You must have rigged the caramel, too!

141. Why are you pretending to be asleep?

142. I only have one shot left. What should I aim for?

143. Don't come back again.

144. What was that?

145. Things we think are cool!

146. Aioi

147. Mio-chan! Ready?

148. Nice catch!

149. Aioi

150. Oh! Superball.

151. Things we think are cool!

152. Damn it... So close!

153. Wow!

154. Oh! Slipstream!

155. Thanks.

156. I'm having lots of fun at this amusement part.

157. I'm glad we came.

158. I'm getting some juice. Can I have my wallet?

159. Oh, right.

160. I'm holding it for you.

161. Yeah, thanks.

162. If I had it, I'd lose it.

163. Yeah, you're right.

164. Huh?

165. Wh-What? What? What? What? What?

166. I thought it was in here...

167. It appears I dropped your wallet.

168. Nichijou Part 51

169. It might be at the lost and found!

170. How much was in it?

171. 4,016 yen.

172. That's specific...

173. Lost and Found

174. It's a brown wallet, with a snake skin inside.

175. Here it is.

176. I'm glad they had it.

177. I know, right? For a while there, I was worried.

178. The following person is lost.

179. A girl, wearing a denim shirt tucked into denim shorts,

180. with a denim hat, is looking for her mother.

181. If you have any information please contact the lost person's center.

182. I really don't like haunted houses.

183. There it is!

184. Say "cheese."

185. Daiku-ya Coffee Shop

186. Three lattes for takeout. Is that all?

187. Oh, um...

188. Could I also get this and this and this?

189. Izumi

190. Uh, excuse me.

191. Could you give me a name please?

192. It's Sakurai.

193. That's not the name I meant...

194. Oh, right. Sorry.

195. It's Izumi. I'm Sakurai Izumi.

196. Uh, I wasn't asking because you gave me your family name.

197. People always tell me both my names sound like family names...

198. Actually, I was asking about the product name.

199. The product name? What do you mean?

200. I'm sorry. I don't understand.

201. Oh, um... I'm sorry...

202. Restaurant

203. That was great...

204. Chopstick Stand

205. I ate a ton.

206. Now we just wait for dessert to make its appearance.

207. Right.

208. Oh! Me, too.

209. I did it!

210. Me, too.

211. Amazing as always, Mai-chan.

212. What about you, Yukko? Are you finished?

213. Huh?

214. A crane?

215. Nano, look!

216. Nichijou Part 52

217. Ta-dah.

218. I stuck one on myself, too.

219. Now we match.

220. You're right.

221. I'm you for a day, so whatever you do, don't call me professor.

222. Got it, Nano-chan.

223. Why you...

224. That was quick!

225. Done already, Professor?

226. Nano, you just called me professor.

227. Huh? But you took off your screw.

228. I'm just taking a break!

229. Today, I'm Nano.

230. Okay.

231. Professor... I mean,

232. Nano-chan, would you like to play a game?

233. Okay! What are we doing?

234. You'll be me, and I'll be you.

235. We'll trade roles.

236. I'll play!

237. Okay, Professor... I mean,

238. Nano-chan, put on your screw.

239. Okay!

240. And I'm the professor, so let's remove my screw.

241. No.

242. What do you want to do?

243. Do you want to play karuta?

244. This snack is delicious.

245. I was saving that!

246. Right now, I'm the professor.

247. I don't understand!

248. I'll be you but if you're me you'll eat my snacks so just be yourself!

249. Now that I'm Nano again, I'm going out grocery shopping for dinner.

250. I'll go, too!

251. I'm not buying any snacks.

252. I want shark chocolate and strawberry juice.

253. I'm not buying those.

254. Buy them.

255. No.

256. Don't forget my food.

257. Another peaceful day passed in the Shinonome household.

258. Killing Time

259. If you use English from here on, you lose.

260. Okay.

261. Mio-chan, you just used English.

262. You didn't say start, so I'm safe.

263. I guess I should use a bunch of English

264. before I say to start.

265. You know a bunch of English?

266. Okay.

267. Short Thoughts

268. Bubbly, carbonated drinks

269. make you feel awake.

270. Bubbly, carbonated drinks make you feel awake.

271. It Happens

272. I fell asleep.

273. The sleeping princess woke without a kiss.

274. How come?

275. What do you mean?

276. Welcome home, master. It's cider here.

277. I'll enchant these bubbles

278. with a spell to make me delicious...

279. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 13.

280. Korogi Satomi

281. Don't miss it.