Nichijou: My Ordinary Life 1x11

Keiko Yamamoto as Yuuko's mother (voice)

Pretending to be asleep won't do any good! Super ultra great delicious wonderful bad. That must be the power of Daiku Industries. Surely happiness must taste like mud.

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1. Hey, you.

2. How much longer will you avoid paying your rent?

3. You're up to 60,000 yen this month.

4. We're sorry.

5. I don't want your apologies. I want your rent.

6. Last time I came over, you promised to pay this month.

7. Hand over the rent.

8. Pretending to be asleep won't do any good!

9. I'm not leaving until I get the rent.

10. Um...

11. It's not much, but...

12. Number one: Honduras slider.

13. Number two: Northern ornate box turtle.

14. Number three: Red-bellied, short-necked turtle.

15. Number two.

16. The answer is number three.

17. You're all correct.

18. Shut up!

19. You're still awake?

20. How's your cold?

21. All better.

22. Then go to school tomorrow.

23. Don't you have a test coming up?

24. Okay.

25. You missed three days, so be sure to ask your friends what will be on the test.

26. And what was discussed in class.

27. Okay.

28. You have to start trying harder.

29. You got a terrible grade on the last test.

30. Are you listening?

31. Don't you ever stop talking, Mom?

32. My final exams are...

33. tomorrow!

34. Not a Winner

35. Nichijou Part 44

36. You were late!

37. Your warning was late!

38. You couldn't study in bed.

39. I did! I did it in my sleep!

40. You did?

41. No!

42. Which is it?

43. I'm saying your warning was too late!

44. Would you have studied if I'd warned you?

45. No.

46. If you fail, I'll kill you.

47. Don't sound so serious!

48. Super ultra great delicious wonderful bad.

49. There's nothing to do but study.

50. I have about ten hours until school starts.

51. Fortunately, tomorrow's tests are English and music.

52. Final Exam Schedule

53. Day 1

54. English

55. Music

56. Day 2

57. Health

58. Day 3

59. Literature

60. Math

61. Science

62. History

63. I can focus on English.

64. That's right.

65. What I need now is to say goodbye

66. to my old self, and to concentrate.

67. To live today without regrets.

68. To live tomorrow with a smile,

69. even though I cried yesterday.

70. No matter how many times I fall,

71. I will not give up.

72. Because I want to live, always smiling.

73. Boat headed out to the distant ocean,

74. keep on charging toward that distant light.

75. Forward, forward. Cast off your chains.

76. Yukko.

77. I'm done

78. with my poem.

79. Things we think are cool!

80. It's nothing...

81. A factory worker's shy smile!

82. I'll gamble.

83. I don't know what's on the English exam,

84. so I have to take my chances.

85. I'll have to stick with English vocabulary.

86. "Attempt." To try.

87. "Love." My love.

88. "Always." We have always been apart.

89. "Confirmation." Your love.

90. "Teleportation." Leap through time.

91. Which is why...

92. "Cosmos." Through the sky.

93. "Midnight submarine." I want to ride with you.

94. "Forever." For an eternity.

95. "Forever." With you.

96. "Forever." Always.

97. I'm done...

98. with my poem!

99. I know! I know studying now won't help!

100. It's hopeless. Mom's going to kill me.

101. Why did I have to get over my cold today?

102. Having a cold is a hundred times better than dying.

103. If only I had three more days...

104. And now...

105. My plan is perfect!

106. That's right.

107. If I don't want to take my exams,

108. I should catch another cold.

109. It's painful, but I know it will do the trick.

110. Sitting in an icy bath right after getting over a cold has got to make me sick.

111. Come on, come on.

112. I can feel it working.

113. This is it.

114. I just have to endure this.

115. I can do it.

116. If I can get a fever, I'll be all set.

117. I'll top it all off by eating some shaved ice...

118. Turning up the air conditioner to maximum...

119. And without getting under the blanket.

120. I'm perfectly healthy!

121. Yukko, wake up.

122. If that's how it's going to be...

123. Thermometer + match = rising.

124. Are you up?

125. Aren't you going to school?

126. Yukko.

127. Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot! Hot!

128. What are you doing?

129. I have a fever.

130. My cold is back.

131. What's your temperature?

132. Uh, um...

133. 88.8 degrees.

134. What? Why did you break it?

135. It's not broken. I have a cold.

136. You seem perfectly healthy.

137. Daiku Power

138. It's probably the nice water.

139. Thank you.

140. I didn't realize the club application form deadline was today.

141. Our club was nearly disbanded.

142. Even if you turned in your application form, if you don't get more members, your club really will be disbanded.

143. Don't worry about that.

144. Anyway, tomorrow, I'll buy you some juice as thanks.

145. You don't have to do that.

146. There's no need to be shy.

147. See you later.

148. On the way home, I need to buy a mixer and an apple orchard.

149. Yes, sir.

150. That must be the power of Daiku Industries.

151. Nichijou Part 45

152. No string.

153. I won't be able to make a straw doll to put in the principal's shoe locker.

154. I don't even have the all-important straw.

155. I don't have any money to buy some.

156. Wife's Reunion Trip

157. No wife to ask for money.

158. I'm hungry, but I have no rice.

159. These kind of times make me want to down a bottle of brandy.

160. But I've already destroyed my liver.

161. Liver

162. Hilar bile duct Gall Bladder Bile Duct

163. Pancreas

164. Duodenum

165. Biliary tract

166. Hanshin lost.

167. I don't know if it's a green measure, but the cheeseburger I bought didn't have any cheese.

168. The counter on my website has stopped.

169. Chat Party Tonight @ 19:00

170. No one came to my chat party yesterday.

171. Chat Participants

172. 1/20

173. That nobody came reminds me of...

174. When I got on the bus yesterday,

175. everyone else got off.

176. School Trip Log

177. Everyone getting off reminds me of...

178. School Trip Log Kamakura Home Tour

179. On my high school trip...

180. I'm turning off the lights.

181. Two minutes after the lights were turned off...

182. "Is anyone awake?"

183. I asked, but everyone was asleep.

184. Their being asleep reminds me...

185. Lately, I can't sleep.

186. I started eating before bed to help me sleep,

187. but I've gained weight.

188. Thinking about food reminds me...

189. Last month's birthday present was just a butter roll.

190. No, no. Stop thinking about the past.

191. I must think happy thoughts.

192. Who could that be?

193. I'm coming.

194. Kimiko.

195. Mom's away on her trip, isn't she?

196. I thought I'd make dinner.

197. Thank you.

198. Hello.

199. And hello to you, too.

200. Mi-chan, you've grown, haven't you?

201. That's right.

202. I'll spend the day playing with my grandson, without a care in the world.

203. Hey, listen...

204. I made dumplings earlier in the park.

205. You can have some.

206. This is...

207. You must be hungry. Eat up.

208. Mi-chan...

209. They're chocolate, so you can eat them all.

210. I see, I see. Thank you.

211. Why are you crying?

212. You've always been so quick to tears.

213. I'll be in the kitchen.

214. Sure.

215. Life is more than pain. There are wonderful things like this.

216. They're all chocolate, so eat them.

217. What?

218. They're delicious, so eat them.

219. But this is...

220. Hurry... Come on.

221. Eat them as quickly as possible.

222. They're delicious.

223. Surely...

224. Surely happiness must taste like mud.

225. Mom, grandpa fell over.

226. Short Thoughts

227. Here you are.

228. Peacefully, peacefully.

229. Peacefully, peacefully. Nothing could be better.

230. Nothing could be better.

231. Nichijou Part 46

232. Is it trying to kill me?

233. I did it!

234. What?

235. Superglue.

236. Glue

237. It's huge.

238. Because it's super.

239. I'll spread this all over the hallway

240. and immobilize Nano and Sakamoto.

241. You're up to something weird again.

242. Who would fall for such an obvious trap?

243. You did.

244. I didn't fall for anything!

245. Get me out of here.

246. I've got somewhere to be.

247. It'll come off with water.

248. Then get me water. Bring me some water.

249. Ah! It's snack time.

250. Listen to me!

251. I'm going to eat my snack, so you'll have to excuse me.

252. Stop!

253. Huh?

254. Huh? What? Huh?

255. Hey.

256. What are we going to do? This sucks.

257. Sakamoto, you look like a bug trapped on sticky paper.

258. This isn't funny.

259. You're trapped, too.

260. Huh? What?

261. Serves you right. It's divine retribution.

262. Huh? That's weird.

263. You're always up to no good.

264. Huh? What? Sakamoto, what are we going to do?

265. Huh? Sakamoto's gone.

266. Sakamoto? Sakamoto? Sakamoto.

267. We can't get it off without water.

268. At this rate, I won't get my snack.

269. I might get hungry while I'm stuck here.

270. I might starve to death. I might die.

271. I might die.

272. I'm home.

273. It's Nano.

274. Sure is hot out...

275. I heard it's 35 degrees outside.

276. What are you doing?

277. While I was playing with the glue,

278. it squirted out.

279. But if we put water on it...

280. But I'm stuck in it, too.

281. But if we get some water, Nano. Nano...

282. What? Water?

283. Yes.

284. Anyway, get up first.

285. If you lie in the hall, your clothes will get...

286. What is this?

287. Um...

288. What is this?

289. Hey, my hand.

290. What is this?

291. My hand! My hand!

292. State Competition

293. Congratulations, Igo Soccer Club on Attending the State Competition

294. We're Number One!

295. Money

296. President.

297. This must be the power of Daiku Industries.

298. A A A A Little Miracle

299. I'm glad it stopped raining.

300. Next, Sakamoto

301. Guess who.

302. Is that you, Professor?

303. Yup!

304. What gave me away?

305. Well, it's obvious.

306. You're the only one here.

307. Now it's your turn.

308. What? Uh, okay...

309. Guess who.

310. Nano.

311. Another peaceful day passed in the Shinonome household.

312. Nano, am I right?

313. Yes, you're right.

314. Okay, now it's my turn again.

315. Sure.

316. Nichijou Part 47

317. No, no, no.

318. Final Exam

319. English

320. Physical Ed.

321. I don't even understand question 1!

322. Choose the word that best describes the picture.

323. What is this?

324. This thing that looks like it'd die from casting?

325. What word supposedly describes it?

326. Wait a minute. I've seen this problem before.

327. What was it? I asked Sakurai-sensei about this.

328. I think it was...

329. What is this?

330. Did you draw this thing, which looks like it would be destroyed with a poof?

331. This thing, which looks it would be destroyed with a poof?

332. Yes! That thing that looks like you could destroy it with a poof.

333. It isn't helping!

334. Calm down. Just calm down, Yukko.

335. If I panic, I won't even be able to answer questions I know.

336. If it's flying, the word must be... "Fly," I think.

337. No, no. That seems too strong for this.

338. What is this monster doing?

339. Monster?

340. This isn't an English test. It's a logic test.

341. But that's all I can do right now.

342. I'll just move on to the next question.

343. The same monster is holding a tennis racket...

344. Which means the answer to the previous question isn't "monster."

345. What kind of weird trick is this?

346. I'll erase the previous answer and start from square one.

347. My eraser...

348. isn't here!

349. What am I going to do?

350. I'll have to...

351. Mai-chan!

352. Everyone should have friends.

353. A sand eraser?

354. It'll tear... This thing will tear the paper!

355. I don't have time for this.

356. Mai-chan, do you have a normal...

357. She's asleep.

358. You have ten more minutes.

359. The time. Time is...

360. Just calm down.

361. That's right.

362. Calm down and...

363. feel nothingness.

364. Nothingness...

365. The test is over.

366. What?

367. The rain...

368. My heart...

369. Open

370. Good morning!

371. Good morning.

372. No way! I got a love letter!

373. No way. From whom?

374. It says it's from class Q's Tanaka.

375. Let's go see him.

376. I'm mud.

377. I'm a steel ball.

378. I'm going to sleep.

379. I'm molded while I'm hot. Clang!

380. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 12.

381. Shiraishi Fuyumi

382. Don't miss it.