1. Green light... Red light.Copy !req
2. Red Light, Green LightCopy !req
3. No! No, no! Homeroom is about to start!Copy !req
4. I used, "I was helping my grandmother," the other day.Copy !req
5. "My mother wasn't home," isn't much of an excuse.Copy !req
6. What am I going to do? How can I get out of this?Copy !req
7. Why couldn't a single car drive by?Copy !req
8. How did I get stopped by four red lights?Copy !req
9. It'll be first period when I enter...Copy !req
10. Nichijou Part 40Copy !req
11. What's with this obvious trap?Copy !req
12. No way would I fall for a classic trap like...Copy !req
13. Double!Copy !req
14. What? Why am I being punished for being late?Copy !req
15. What did I do to deserve this? Other than being late...Copy !req
16. Well, I can just sneak in through the back.Copy !req
17. There's no reason I have to get yelled at.Copy !req
18. It's locked!Copy !req
19. I know! I'll sneak in through the lower door.Copy !req
20. I'll enter silently, like the wind,Copy !req
21. and smoothly participate in class...Copy !req
22. Why is this happening?Copy !req
23. I had a feeling this would happen!Copy !req
24. She's the only oneCopy !req
25. who'd do something like this!Copy !req
26. If I quietly try to enter from below,Copy !req
27. I'll get in even more trouble if I'm caught.Copy !req
28. If I'm going to be discovered,Copy !req
29. I might as well enter from above!Copy !req
30. Stained glass was put in!Copy !req
31. Hold on, hold on, hold on!Copy !req
32. Why am I running?Copy !req
33. Running from the classroom won't solve anything.Copy !req
34. I have to go back...Copy !req
35. That's right.Copy !req
36. I need to figure out the best entrance to use.Copy !req
37. If I'm getting in trouble, no matter what I do...Copy !req
38. I might as well make a grand frontal assault, fighting to my last breath!Copy !req
39. That's it!Copy !req
40. My best option...Copy !req
41. is the chalkboard eraser in the front!Copy !req
42. I'll take an eraser to the face, while grinning ear to ear.Copy !req
43. Good morning!Copy !req
44. And the entire class will burst into laughter.Copy !req
45. What time do you think it is?Copy !req
46. You're hopeless... Take your seat.Copy !req
47. It'll work!Copy !req
48. That's right, Yukko.Copy !req
49. You must be a bright and cheerful clown!Copy !req
50. Let's go!Copy !req
51. And a very good morning to you! Just kidding!Copy !req
52. First period will be
in the LL room.Copy !req
53. First period will be
in the LL room.Copy !req
54. SoapCopy !req
55. Carpenter BreadCopy !req
56. Invincible AlienCopy !req
57. I'm an invincible alien!Copy !req
58. Why are you acting stupid?Copy !req
59. You're not a grade schooler.Copy !req
60. Invincible aliens are immune to any and all attacks!Copy !req
61. Sorry! Are you all right?Copy !req
62. Blue NoteCopy !req
63. Shut up!Copy !req
64. That sound would terrify Miles!Copy !req
65. Oh, sorry. We just got so into it.Copy !req
66. You were listening, Sakamoto?Copy !req
67. Was I listening?Copy !req
68. What kind of torture is this?Copy !req
69. It's ruining my ears!Copy !req
70. I'm doing it again. So listen, okay?Copy !req
71. Listen to me!Copy !req
72. Nagashi somen
in the park at noonCopy !req
73. I heard they were having nagashi somen at the park so I decided to check it out.Copy !req
74. I've only seen nagashi somen on TV before, so I'm very excited.Copy !req
75. Do I have to stand near the front to get some?Copy !req
76. I haven't eaten today so I'll stand near the front and eat my fill!Copy !req
77. NagashiCopy !req
78. Nichijou Part 41Copy !req
79. Here it comes!Copy !req
80. What are you doing?Copy !req
81. I've never seen anything like this before!Copy !req
82. Next round, coming up.Copy !req
83. E-Excuse me, um...Copy !req
84. What do you want?Copy !req
85. Are you quitting before you've had a bite?Copy !req
86. Even if the law allows it, I won't!Copy !req
87. Well, um... I don't have any chopsticks.Copy !req
88. Who do you think you are, kid?Copy !req
89. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
90. Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
91. I-I'm sorry, but these have been used...Copy !req
92. We're recycling.Copy !req
93. Next round!Copy !req
94. Time waits for no one!Copy !req
95. I have no choice.Copy !req
96. I'll use the backs.Copy !req
97. It's transient humor.Copy !req
98. The next one will be different!Copy !req
99. I'll show you true hell!Copy !req
100. Don't expect us to have infinite water!Copy !req
101. I'm telling you to eat desperately.Copy !req
102. Excuse me...Copy !req
103. Don't be such a wallflower!Copy !req
104. Why not try to savor the flavor?Copy !req
105. Stop dawdling!Copy !req
106. It won't stay fresh forever!Copy !req
107. You haven't changed a bit.Copy !req
108. Egi Masaharu (51)
Nagashi Somen
ResearcherCopy !req
109. Masaharu-san...Copy !req
110. Masaharu-san!Copy !req
111. The moment I heard there was nagashi somen in the park,Copy !req
112. I knew it.Copy !req
113. I've been doing this because I believed you would show up someday.Copy !req
114. It's been thirty years since you left in search of the perfect nagashi somen.Copy !req
115. Did you find it?Copy !req
116. I've eaten so many kinds of somen,Copy !req
117. I just don't know anymore...Copy !req
118. I've raided our savings to take this trip but the money's run out.Copy !req
119. I'm sorry.Copy !req
120. Please wipe clean the slate for nagashi somen.Copy !req
121. I will.Copy !req
122. What are you looking at?Copy !req
123. This isn't a show!Copy !req
124. I'm sorry,Copy !req
125. but could you make like nagashi somen and float away?Copy !req
126. Short ThoughtsCopy !req
127. The first-years are all here?Copy !req
128. Listen up.Copy !req
129. Some people respond to praise, and others respond to criticism.Copy !req
130. I'll use my intuition to tell you apart.Copy !req
131. Got it?Copy !req
132. I respond to praise but I never receive any.Copy !req
133. I respond to praiseCopy !req
134. but I never receive any.Copy !req
135. NASACopy !req
136. If I say like that!Copy !req
137. What!Copy !req
138. What!Copy !req
139. Whaaat!Copy !req
140. Nano!Copy !req
141. Look. I tried tying up my hair.Copy !req
142. Does it look good?Copy !req
143. Professor! You look a bit more mature.Copy !req
144. Nichijou Part 42Copy !req
145. How much more mature?Copy !req
146. What? You look pretty mature.Copy !req
147. What about you? How mature are you?Copy !req
148. Oh, well... I don't think I'm that mature.Copy !req
149. Whoops! Yeah, I guess you aren't.Copy !req
150. I'll have to clean this up for you.Copy !req
151. And this.Copy !req
152. Nano...Copy !req
153. I'm still reading that...Copy !req
154. Oh, Nano.Copy !req
155. You, too, Sakamoto.Copy !req
156. What are you doing?Copy !req
157. You'll catch a cold.Copy !req
158. What's gotten into you? What are you planning?Copy !req
159. Sakamoto...Copy !req
160. What?Copy !req
161. You'll catch a cold.Copy !req
162. No, I won't!Copy !req
163. If you're putting something on me, make it a blanket.Copy !req
164. Why put a book on me?Copy !req
165. Sakamoto, you're always complaining.Copy !req
166. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
167. I'll go do the laundry.Copy !req
168. I'll do it.Copy !req
169. It's okay, Professor. I just have to turn the dial.Copy !req
170. You're hopeless. I'll turn it for you.Copy !req
171. No, really. I just have to turn it...Copy !req
172. I said I'd turn it, so I'm turning it!Copy !req
173. U-Um... Thanks, I guess.Copy !req
174. If you need anything, let me know.Copy !req
175. O-Okay.Copy !req
176. Hooray!Copy !req
177. Oh, dear.Copy !req
178. Nano, you're hopeless. I'll cook.Copy !req
179. It's okay. I'm making something right now...Copy !req
180. I'll make something better.Copy !req
181. No, wait! That's dangerous!Copy !req
182. Come on. I'll do it.Copy !req
183. It's okay.Copy !req
184. No, it's not okay. Really!Copy !req
185. Come on, come on.Copy !req
186. Really, Professor. No!Copy !req
187. Ow!Copy !req
188. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
189. Are you okay, Sakamoto-san?Copy !req
190. What are you doing?Copy !req
191. I-I'm sorry!Copy !req
192. Sakamoto, why did you walk there?Copy !req
193. You're blaming me? You two are messing around!Copy !req
194. Now, Sakamoto, getting angry won't help anything.Copy !req
195. That doesn't make any sense!Copy !req
196. Let's just make it again.Copy !req
197. I'll do it.Copy !req
198. The other ingredients will get cold,Copy !req
199. so I'll make it quickly.Copy !req
200. Oh, Nano... I'll do it.Copy !req
201. Professor! That's dangerous!Copy !req
202. You'll drop an egg!Copy !req
203. It's okay.Copy !req
204. Hey, watch out!Copy !req
205. It's fine...Copy !req
206. You're hopeless.Copy !req
207. You're the hopeless one!Copy !req
208. What's with the kid today?Copy !req
209. I think she's trying to act mature.Copy !req
210. I am mature.Copy !req
211. Hey, kid.Copy !req
212. What?Copy !req
213. Did you know mature people don't eat snacks?Copy !req
214. Ta-dah! It's actually just me!Copy !req
215. Liar.Copy !req
216. River FishingCopy !req
217. I hooked a big one!Copy !req
218. A boot!Copy !req
219. This is it!Copy !req
220. A kettle!Copy !req
221. This stuff's crazier than fish would be, right?Copy !req
222. If I'd known I'd have this much fun,Copy !req
223. I'd have invited someone else.Copy !req
224. I'll come back.Copy !req
225. Things I think are cool.Copy !req
226. Eating sushi with bare hands.Copy !req
227. Damn it.Copy !req
228. I don't want to do my homework...Copy !req
229. Nichijou Part 43Copy !req
230. Why do I have to do homework, anyway?Copy !req
231. My grades suck, so I have to do it.Copy !req
232. But I know I can fix them.Copy !req
233. So I should be able to move up.Copy !req
234. I think...Copy !req
235. Then I'll graduate. But I don't want to study at college, so I guess I'll find a job.Copy !req
236. But the other day, the TV said it's difficult to find a job.Copy !req
237. Maybe it's harder to find work without a degree...Copy !req
238. High school.Copy !req
239. College.Copy !req
240. Employment.Copy !req
241. And I can't get through it without taking a college entrance exam, but...Copy !req
242. I don't want to study!Copy !req
243. How will what I'm studying now help me in the future, anyway?Copy !req
244. No, hold on.Copy !req
245. What do I want to do?Copy !req
246. "What I Want to Do" by Aioi Yuuko.Copy !req
247. When I grow up, I want to be a frill-necked lizard.Copy !req
248. Frill-necked... Frill-necked...Copy !req
249. I don't want to study!Copy !req
250. I don't want to study.Copy !req
251. And I don't want to be a frill-necked lizard...Copy !req
252. Hold on.Copy !req
253. If I became a lizard,Copy !req
254. I wouldn't have to worry about this stuff.Copy !req
255. But if I'm becoming something else...Copy !req
256. I should just become a living national treasure,Copy !req
257. Clay-like
substanceCopy !req
258. Clay-like
substanceCopy !req
259. and be the center of attention.Copy !req
260. How much does a living national treasure make per month?Copy !req
261. PaycheckCopy !req
262. How do I become a living national treasure?Copy !req
263. What is a living national treasure?Copy !req
264. No, no, no.Copy !req
265. I need to think realistically.Copy !req
266. What do I want to be?Copy !req
267. What do I want to be?Copy !req
268. What do I want to be?Copy !req
269. I can't think of anything.Copy !req
270. I'm still in my first year of high school.Copy !req
271. I have three years to think about it.Copy !req
272. If I still haven't found anything by the end...Copy !req
273. I'll go to college!Copy !req
274. Exams! Which mean...Copy !req
275. I don't want to study!Copy !req
276. No, no, no.Copy !req
277. I won't get anywhere by being depressed.Copy !req
278. I can't think of anything because I'm thinking of what to be.Copy !req
279. I should think of what I want to do!Copy !req
280. What do I want to do? What do I want to do?Copy !req
281. Mom!Copy !req
282. Quit your banging!Copy !req
283. Do you know how late it is?Copy !req
284. Well, I'm not good at thinking hard.Copy !req
285. I'll just do my homework!Copy !req
286. Damn it.Copy !req
287. I don't want to do my homework...Copy !req
288. I'm a frill-necked lizard.Copy !req
289. I'm really hard to make with origami.Copy !req
290. It might take a couple extra sheetsCopy !req
291. before you figure out how to make me.Copy !req
292. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 11.Copy !req
293. Nozawa MasakoCopy !req
294. Don't miss it!Copy !req