1. Hi! My name is Brief.Copy !req
2. I'm a Geek Boy that goes
to Daten City High School.Copy !req
3. Total bottom-tier loser at my school.Copy !req
4. But then, my pathetic school lifeCopy !req
5. changed when these transfer students
showed up!Copy !req
6. Their names are Panty and Stocking,
the fallen angel sisters.Copy !req
7. They've been sent from HeavenCopy !req
8. to defeat the ghosts that terrorize
this city and to protect peace on Earth!Copy !req
9. Panty and Stocking are usually
bumming off at Cemetery Hills ChurchCopy !req
10. where Father Garterbelt lives.
But here's the crazy part…Copy !req
11. They're angels,
except they're total bitches!Copy !req
12. Filthy, totally off the rails,
and unhinged!Copy !req
13. Th-they're the real deal!
Ultra-super-bitch heroines!Copy !req
14. But then, another pair
of transfer studentsCopy !req
15. from Hell show up
to get in Panty and Stocking's way.Copy !req
16. They were none other than
Scanty and Kneesocks, the Demon sisters.Copy !req
17. Aaaaugh! those bright red horns!
T-terrifying, right?Copy !req
18. A-And as if things weren't already
bonkers, it seems their evil boss CorsetCopy !req
19. is trying to bust open
the Hell's Gate in Daten CityCopy !req
20. and attack Heaven with
this huge dick shaped ghost!Copy !req
21. I mean, what the hell, right?Copy !req
22. And believe it or not, things between
me and Panty were finally warming up.Copy !req
23. But then her freakin' hymen regenerated
and she was no longer a bitch anymore?Copy !req
24. And my dick turned out to be the
freaking key for the Hell's Gate?Copy !req
25. It was absolute chaos!Copy !req
26. But somehow, with a little help from
Panty and Stocking's momCopy !req
27. we saved the world!Copy !req
28. Things became peaceful and
everything was back to normal.Copy !req
29. Or so I thought.Copy !req
30. Sorry. I'm actually a demon.Copy !req
31. I'll leave the 666 pieces of Panty
along this path.Copy !req
32. Bring yourself to Oten City
to gather them up!Copy !req
33. Panty… she died.Copy !req
34. I have to live my life without Panty…Copy !req
35. Forever.Copy !req
36. Goodbye, Panty. Goodbye, my…Copy !req
37. Bitch Angel.Copy !req
38. I've lost track of how long it's been…Copy !req
39. Since Panty died…Copy !req
40. There's been this hole in my heart.Copy !req
41. And nothing has been
able to fill the void.Copy !req
42. What should I do, Panty?Copy !req
43. What's the matter, Brief?Copy !req
44. You've been sittin' there lookin' likeCopy !req
45. you've been contemplatin'
the damn universe for the past 15 years.Copy !req
46. But…Copy !req
47. now that I think about itCopy !req
48. ever since Panty's
been cut into 666 piecesCopy !req
49. it's been…Copy !req
50. Yes.Copy !req
51. Five fuckin' minutes!Copy !req
52. - Five minutes?
- Five minutes?Copy !req
53. That's right!
It's only been five goddamn minutes!Copy !req
54. So don't you dare throw
in the towel just yet!Copy !req
55. Listen up, Brief! Panty's an angel.Copy !req
56. Look. This here's a fresh
cut piece of Panty.Copy !req
57. If we slap this shit
back together fast enough…Copy !req
58. Bam! She might just come back!Copy !req
59. You're right!Copy !req
60. I get it. I get it, Garter! I'll do it!Copy !req
61. Aight, let's roll! Brief and Chuck with…Copy !req
62. Chuck.Copy !req
63. Garterbelt!Copy !req
64. Alright, Listen the hell up!Copy !req
65. We're gonna gather all
666 damn pieces of PantyCopy !req
66. and bring her angelic ass back to life!Copy !req
67. But hold up! To pull this shit off, we're
gonna need the help of you demons too!Copy !req
68. - Huh?
- We don't have anything to do with…Copy !req
69. Shut up! Quit your bitchin' and follow me!Copy !req
70. Oh, my!Copy !req
71. We don't have…Copy !req
72. Anything to do with this.Copy !req
73. Corset's evil schemes ain't over yet!Copy !req
74. While the angels are gone,Copy !req
75. we are the only ones
that can save Daten City!Copy !req
76. Let's move! Brief and
Chuck with Garterbelt!Copy !req
77. Featuring the Demon sisters!Copy !req
78. Let's go! Motherfuckers!Copy !req
79. Who knew it would be so easy?Copy !req
80. Now, let's explain for
the bad boys and girls watching at home.Copy !req
81. "How to change angels into demons."Copy !req
82. I am the demon Corset. Due to reasons
caused by those infuriating angels…Copy !req
83. I've become a pathetic sight,Copy !req
84. but a demon's strength is that
we'll turn any obstacle into a positive.Copy !req
85. First, I release Micro CorsetCopy !req
86. from the tip of my Mini Corset headCopy !req
87. and sneak it into that dumb angel's ear.Copy !req
88. And I whisper right in front
of her eardrum.Copy !req
89. You are a demon. You are a demon.Copy !req
90. And if I keep whispering to her,
how wondrous!Copy !req
91. A grand success!Copy !req
92. I am a demon. I am a demon.Copy !req
93. I am a demon. I am a demon.Copy !req
94. Stocking, you…Copy !req
95. Sorry, I'm actually a demon.Copy !req
96. Yes, and this successfully brainwashes
an angel into a demon!Copy !req
97. It's thanks to her half-rotten angel brain
I can execute such a convenient plan.Copy !req
98. And now that I've gotten rid
of the angel in my way,Copy !req
99. I can open the second
Hell's Gate in Oten City.Copy !req
100. Right. I should make her
into a more complete demonCopy !req
101. before she inadvertently turns back.Copy !req
102. - I am a demon.
- I am a demon.Copy !req
103. - I am a demon. I am a demon.
- I am a demon.Copy !req
104. - Demon.
- Demon.Copy !req
105. I am…Copy !req
106. A demon!Copy !req
107. I am a demon!Copy !req
108. Wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
109. I think I might have
made her a bit too big?Copy !req
110. Huh? What herculean strength!Copy !req
111. What? Hold up!Copy !req
112. If I use her, maybe I don't
have to go so far as to Oten CityCopy !req
113. to unlock the door
with the dickhead Key Man?Copy !req
114. Plan B! Plan B!Copy !req
115. I don't need this trash anymore!Copy !req
116. Hey, demon Stocking.Copy !req
117. I'm going to use your stupid power
to wrench open Hell's Gate again!Copy !req
118. What the hell is that giant-ass ghost?Copy !req
119. It has an angelic halo.Copy !req
120. W-Wait, that's Stocking!
But why did she turn into a ghost?Copy !req
121. It must be Corset's tricks.Copy !req
122. Mind control is a demon's strength.Copy !req
123. W-Wait, What? It's mind control?
So she wasn't a demon?Copy !req
124. It seems to be so.Copy !req
125. Look! The angelic and demon
powers inside Stocking are clashin'Copy !req
126. and that expanded energy is oozin' outCopy !req
127. causing the once closed
Hell's Gate to react!Copy !req
128. Shit's not looking good. At this rate,
Daten City is cooked!Copy !req
129. We have to save Stocking before that!Copy !req
130. We can't do everything all at once!Copy !req
131. I wish Panty was
here at a time like this.Copy !req
132. Man, finally some peace and quiet.Copy !req
133. Huh? Hey, what's this?Copy !req
134. What is that?Copy !req
135. Isn't that super close to us?Copy !req
136. Whoa!Copy !req
137. We are in a state of emergency!Copy !req
138. A gigantic ghost has appeared just when
we thought Daten City had found peace.Copy !req
139. What will happen to Daten City?Copy !req
140. Right on, the gate is coming into view.Copy !req
141. Hey, where are you going?Copy !req
142. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
143. That skyscraper isn't a cake, you know?Copy !req
144. Is she stupid?Copy !req
145. That's not chocolate!Copy !req
146. What's she doing? The large ghost
has suddenly started eating buildings.Copy !req
147. Do the buildings actually taste good?Copy !req
148. Listen to me! You sweet-obsessed idiot!Copy !req
149. That does it. Micro Corset number three!Copy !req
150. Mind control her even more!Copy !req
151. - Oh, shit.
- He says, "Do it again."Copy !req
152. Man, what a pain.Copy !req
153. Something's coming.Copy !req
154. - It's a finger! A finger!
- It's a finger! A finger!Copy !req
155. What's happening?Copy !req
156. My sweet mind-controlling Micro Corsets
lost to this idiot angel's appetite?Copy !req
157. This calls for Plan C!Copy !req
158. Or D? It might be E…Copy !req
159. Huh? Well, this might be okay too.Copy !req
160. Oh, take a look over there!Copy !req
161. Hold on, Stocking!Copy !req
162. We're going to bring back Panty
and save you too!Copy !req
163. Here comes the trouble-making angels…Copy !req
164. or rather, the four leftovers!Copy !req
165. What exactly are they doing?Copy !req
166. Spread that shit out!Copy !req
167. Right above her head where the angelic
and demonic powers collide!Copy !req
168. This is the perfect place for a ritual
beyond mortal comprehension!Copy !req
169. What's going on now?Copy !req
170. A jigsaw puzzle on the ghost's head?Copy !req
171. They're fucking around…
As expected of these losers.Copy !req
172. Wow! They've got nothing better to do!Copy !req
173. After a time that feels way longer
than it actually was, the time has comeCopy !req
174. for her soul to return
to the 666 pieces of angel flesh!Copy !req
175. Wow! It's forming into
a human-like shape on its own!Copy !req
176. Be born again! A bitch
angel sent from the heavensCopy !req
177. Pan…Copy !req
178. Please don't stare. I'm shy.Copy !req
179. …ty?Copy !req
180. Oh! Why is my skirt so short?Copy !req
181. Kneesocks, wasn't that filthy angel
more of an insufferable arrogant bitch?Copy !req
182. Seeing her like this
is quite aggravating too…Copy !req
183. Fas.Copy !req
184. Panty…Copy !req
185. What happened? You were
more of a bitch and a free spirit!Copy !req
186. You would boldly say "fuck"!Copy !req
187. Like, "fuck!"
You are supposed to say "fuck!"Copy !req
188. I can't use such foul language.Copy !req
189. - Ew.
- Gag.Copy !req
190. This isn't Panty.Copy !req
191. The Panty I loved was more of a—Copy !req
192. Are you trying to say "bitch"?Copy !req
193. Are you implying that I like her
because she's a bitch?Copy !req
194. That she should be a bitch…
because that's what I like?Copy !req
195. Isn't that just me
forcing some image onto her?Copy !req
196. I mean, come on,
it's the age of diversity!Copy !req
197. Like a man. Like a woman.
Panty-like. Bitch-like.Copy !req
198. What does it mean to be like something?
Who decides that?Copy !req
199. But…Copy !req
200. Who am I to push my ideals onto Panty.
What kind of jerk does that make me?Copy !req
201. Wait a sec…Copy !req
202. You're not just a geeky masochist…
You're a sadistic geek in disguise!Copy !req
203. N-No! That's not true!Copy !req
204. Is it Panty I liked? Or the bitch persona?Copy !req
205. Whoa! Stocking is going bonkers!Copy !req
206. Damn it! We're missing something crucial!Copy !req
207. Not only did we fuck up
Panty's resurrection…Copy !req
208. I am getting impatient with the
sheer incompetence of these humans!Copy !req
209. We should at least
make them the same size.Copy !req
210. What a delightful idea!Copy !req
211. - Let them cannibalize each other.
- Fas.Copy !req
212. Dearest Sister, if that is the case,Copy !req
213. I believe the Hell's Online Store carries
just the item for such occasion.Copy !req
214. What's this? Enlarging-transforming
lotion with Satan's insignia.Copy !req
215. - This king size is brilliant.
- Fas.Copy !req
216. If you say so, Sister. Click. Done.Copy !req
217. It has arrived.Copy !req
218. This is a demonic item, no doubt.Copy !req
219. It's got some seriously shady-ass
markings on it, but we've got no choice.Copy !req
220. What's the matter?
You have nothing to lose.Copy !req
221. Stop, you perv! Let me go!Copy !req
222. Victory!Copy !req
223. That's right! Panty is Panty.Copy !req
224. No matter how you change,Copy !req
225. I love you, Panty! You're huge!Copy !req
226. You're ginormous!Copy !req
227. She's enormous!Copy !req
228. No, I can't do this.Copy !req
229. I tried hard to convince myself,
but somethings are just not meant to be!Copy !req
230. Hey! Get with the times!Copy !req
231. What happened to your progressive ways!Copy !req
232. B-But… But… I can't lie to myself.Copy !req
233. This ginormous woman is going commando.
We can't air this.Copy !req
234. What? Commando?Copy !req
235. No panty?Copy !req
236. Absolutely nothing up there?Copy !req
237. I see. It all makes sense.Copy !req
238. What do you mean?Copy !req
239. - Chuck.
- Chuck, did you put on some pounds?Copy !req
240. What did you eat that made you
so big and angular?Copy !req
241. It seems that when we resurrected Panty,Copy !req
242. we only had 665 of the 666 pieces.Copy !req
243. So we were missing a piece?Copy !req
244. Exactly. And that last piece
is the most important.Copy !req
245. It is the soul of Panty.Copy !req
246. Chuck?Copy !req
247. This must be the final piece!Copy !req
248. This is Panty's…Copy !req
249. It's hot!Copy !req
250. This is it. This is none other thanCopy !req
251. Panty's soul!Copy !req
252. The big burning vagina of the bitch angel!Copy !req
253. Vagina!Copy !req
254. Then why did we make her so huge?Copy !req
255. How are we supposed
to take this to her now?Copy !req
256. There's only one way.Copy !req
257. - Wasshoi!
- Wasshoi!Copy !req
258. - Wasshoi!
- Wasshoi!Copy !req
259. This is the only way to deliver
this giant yonic object.Copy !req
260. My sweet memory…Copy !req
261. There is an old traditional ceremony
in the Eastern city of RiversideCopy !req
262. of carrying a giant phallic object
and offering it to the gods!Copy !req
263. What are you doing, Demon Sisters?Copy !req
264. - Corset?
- How dare you?Copy !req
265. Who's fault do you think this is?Copy !req
266. Sister, I daresay it stems
from Corset's defeatCopy !req
267. at the hands of those insufferable angels.Copy !req
268. Shut up! It's no time to be bickering!Copy !req
269. Hell's Gate will be destroyed along
with the whole city in this state!Copy !req
270. Damn right, you filthy demons!
For now, we call a truceCopy !req
271. and just focus on delivering
this Pussy Mikoshi!Copy !req
272. Go on, humans. Work harder!Copy !req
273. Wasshoi! Demons too, Wasshoi!Copy !req
274. - Wasshoi!
- Wasshoi!Copy !req
275. Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!Copy !req
276. Wass…Copy !req
277. Wasshoi!Copy !req
278. Wasshoi!Copy !req
279. Oh shit! Garter! Everyone!Copy !req
280. Amazing, the crispy corpses
are rolling in quick succession.Copy !req
281. Ouch!Copy !req
282. Panty. I w-won't…Copy !req
283. I won't give up on you…Copy !req
284. not now, not like this!Copy !req
285. Panty…Copy !req
286. Panty…Copy !req
287. Panty!Copy !req
288. P-P-P-P-Pa…Copy !req
289. Panty!Copy !req
290. Take this!Copy !req
291. Whoa! What is that?Copy !req
292. The big vagina flashed a shining light!Copy !req
293. O, evil spirit…Copy !req
294. born of those lost
between heaven and earth.Copy !req
295. May the thunder from the garments
of these holy, tender-skinned maidens…Copy !req
296. - This is what I'm talking about!
- …shatter your foulness, impurity…Copy !req
297. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Go!Copy !req
298. …and stagnation into pieces…Copy !req
299. Panty! You're the only one
that can save her!Copy !req
300. - …and return you to heaven and earth!
- Stop Stocking!Copy !req
301. Repent!Copy !req
302. Stocking, you're fucking dead!Copy !req
303. Bitch, how dare you cut me intoCopy !req
304. 666 pieces!Copy !req
305. It's my turnCopy !req
306. to decorate you with 666 new air vents!Copy !req
307. What are you doing, Panty?
It's no time to be fighting.Copy !req
308. Looks like the world's deadliest
bitch smackdown has officially begun.Copy !req
309. Stop using my curling dryer
without asking!Copy !req
310. This ain't good… At this rate, both Daten
City and the whole damn Earth is doomed.Copy !req
311. W-What should we do?Copy !req
312. And can you not eat the flan
I was looking forward to eatingCopy !req
313. after my bath!Copy !req
314. Fuck off!Copy !req
315. More importantly…Copy !req
316. where the hell is my favorite vibrator?Copy !req
317. You think I wouldn't
notice you jacked it?Copy !req
318. You slimy bitch!Copy !req
319. That's rich coming from you.Copy !req
320. What about youCopy !req
321. pay me back those five Daten City dollars
I lent you?Copy !req
322. Quit flipping out over petty
crap, you cheap bitch!Copy !req
323. Calling a bitch a "bitch" doesn't make me
the bitch… it makes you the bigger bitch!Copy !req
324. Stocking, you ultra superCopy !req
325. mega bitch scum!Copy !req
326. No, Panty!Copy !req
327. You're going to kill Stocking!Copy !req
328. You gigabitchCopy !req
329. scum.Copy !req
330. Terabitch scum!Copy !req
331. Stop fucking hidingCopy !req
332. and come on out, Stocking!Copy !req
333. You're being such a brat, Panty!Copy !req
334. - Don't push your fucking luck, Stocking!
- Panty!Copy !req
335. Well, your mama's got an outie!Copy !req
336. Then so does your mom!Copy !req
337. Ugly fucking Panty!Copy !req
338. Shut up, Stocking!
You're the ugly one calling people ugly!Copy !req
339. Feat your eyes, Brief… this
is what I call peak bitchery.Copy !req
340. Yeah, this is what I'm talking about!
This is the Panty I love!Copy !req
341. It seems the medication is wearing off.Copy !req
342. You're alive?Copy !req
343. I can't stay asleep with
these vulgar profanities.Copy !req
344. Quit screwin' around already, you
stupid-ass angels! It is time to go home.Copy !req
345. - But Garter!
- But Garter!Copy !req
346. Listen, Garter,
Panty keeps pulling my hair.Copy !req
347. What's so wrong with that?
It's just your hair. Take that.Copy !req
348. Shit! Totally forgot
I had a bungee sex dateCopy !req
349. with my fuckbuddy
at the Hyatt on Third Street.Copy !req
350. Oops. I've got plans
for a 4K revival Dolby versionCopy !req
351. Guts of a Ghost 4DX cheer screening.Copy !req
352. Hey, Garter, I'm skipping dinner tonight.Copy !req
353. Me either.Copy !req
354. Stocking, I'm driving by the theater.
Wanna ride?Copy !req
355. Thanks, that's actually so helpful.Copy !req
356. The movie's gonna start soon,
so let's step on it.Copy !req
357. Go, See Through, go!Copy !req
358. Oh, man. I've had enough of this.Copy !req
359. Looks like a good time to skedaddle.Copy !req
360. Dearest Sister, I fear there's
nowhere for us to return.Copy !req
361. Yeah, and we got caught up
and helped some angels.Copy !req
362. You need a place?Copy !req
363. Demons, come with me to our home.Copy !req
364. Time for me to sneak away back to Hell
and bust out a new plan!Copy !req
365. Y'all want a ride if
you're going to the house?Copy !req
366. It's on the way.Copy !req
367. Is that okay?Copy !req
368. We carried the same Mikoshi.
We're already family.Copy !req
369. Exactly.Copy !req
370. You too.Copy !req
371. What? I can come too?Copy !req
372. I have a feeling things
are gonna get wild again!Copy !req
373. I was almost a goner.Copy !req
374. I want monjayaki so bad.Copy !req
375. The angels have returned to Daten City,Copy !req
376. bringing the Demon sisters along.Copy !req
377. In the city between God and demons, let
the names of angels ring who extinguishCopy !req
378. evil spirits, infesting the streets,
with their holy, heavenly light.Copy !req
379. Panty and Stocking!Copy !req
380. Panty and Stocking!Copy !req
381. Panty and Stocking.Copy !req
382. - Panty and Stocking.
- Panty and Stocking.Copy !req
383. - Homecoming.
- Homecoming.Copy !req
384. Yes.Copy !req
385. The arrangements have been made.Copy !req
386. Yes, leave everything to me.Copy !req
387. Of course. All is under control,
your Unholy Highness.Copy !req
388. Emily WaltonCopy !req